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The one's that ask silly things like "What type of questions on Answerbag do you find the most annoying?" :-P. Seriously though, I'd say the ones that ARE WRITTEN IN ALL CAPS, 1s tht hve manny speeling erors, and ones that are in a language other than english.
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The "Questions" that are not even questions.
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The stupid ones like "how do I effectivly break into someones house?"
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The politics ones. It's not that they're not suefl or anything. IT's just that I hate politicsand can't stand talking bout it.
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the questions about 'what pill is this"and anything to do with religion.Allot of the religious questions is allot of opinion and nothing is never solved and it gets old.
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The am I pregnant and what pill is this.. Also at the risk of sounding mean and getting DR'ed I don't like the "Who wants to help me congratulate so and so for getting to level whatever"
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Religion and politics
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I would not mind them so bad if both sides of the coin so to speak showed a sense of humor.
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"What's this pill?" and "How do I fix my car?"
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Am I pregnant? What's this pill? THIS IS A STATEMENT WITH A QUESTION MARK AT THE END? Why are gays going to hell? Why are straight people going to hell? Why is any religious belief other than my own wrong? Anything about George Bush, Paris Hilton or Twitney Spears. Duplicates. Good grief. I've just realized that were I queen, there'd by no questions left on AB. Edit: I forgot these: He beats me should I leave him? My house is on fire and I am sitting here on AB asking you strangers what I should do.
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The ones that have no subject whatsoever. Like, "What are you gonna do with that thing?" and "What was that?"
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one which assumes republicans and democrats are actualy different. they are all traitors to investors both foreign and domestic.
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Am i pregnant?
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The boring, senseless ones. Some people just know when to tick you off.
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The ones that sound like they're written by people who are too young to be on here to begin with.
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Anything with could I be pregant, pregent, prignant, and all of the other misspellings that crop up in those questions. The ones that change one word or number and are ridiculously repetitive. Some examples: What is the first thing that comes to mind when (insert number)? (This went on 1-50. . .ughhhh) or What is the worst thing that happened to you at/in? (a bar,school, work, the mall, the beach. . .ad major naseum)
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OMG I FOUND A RED PILL AND IDK WHAT IT DOES??? MAYBEH I SHOULD TRY IT TO SEE??? PLZZ HELP??? It was painful to type that out, but I had to show you guys what I meant lol.
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Rabbit cats gerbils ones, I know they are pertinent to some people but they just put me right off.
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The types of questions that I despise are the types where when you ask a question, you get a question back. The one I hate the most are the "assumption" type questions: You could ask me a question, and then when I answer, you'll be like, "No, you didn't!!"..and I'm like, "Yes!! I did!!"
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Mastodon's top ten are: 1) When the enquirer is pretending to be suicidal 2) Am I pregnant? 3) Questions with horrible grammar and/or spelling 4) Questions asked just to stir up controversy or to offend 5) I have a drug test tomorrow, how do I pass it? 6) McCain or Obama? 7) I found a pill... 8) I am a high school student who only joined AB to ask one one homework question that I am too stupid/lazy/ to answer, please do it for me? 9) I/My pet has a serious medical condition that is in need of urgent medical attention, rather than going to the doctor/vet I am going to ask AB, seeing as no one her is a doctor/vet 10) Any question in which the user is just begging for points
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Those that I can't answer. They make me realize that I don't know everything ;P
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questions where the poster knows the answer and is playing a damn trivia game on here. Like, name the baseball team "_______ Blue Jays". arrrgghhhhhh...
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Am I pregnant???
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I didn't use a condom, am I pregnant? I did drugs last night. Will I pass my drug test today? Do you think I am pretty? See my picture. I found this pill. What is it? Questions in all caps. Statements instead of questions.
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Just the ones that are just plain dumb. I think that covers a lot of areas.
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"Could I be pregnant?" "What kind of pill is it?" Anything with "text message" spelling
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Nonsense, statements instead of questions, duplicates!!
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I really dislike close ended questions, such as: Do you like rabbits? yes. so. I much prefer open ended questions that allow more of a personal response instead of a simple yes or no. An example of an open ended question would be something like: What are some good ways to save money?
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Obvious baiting questions in the Religion or Politics sections.
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I found this pill. It looks like (fill in the blank) what is it?
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Repetitive questions or pill/marijuana questions
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Questions where (i) the asker does not take the pains to remove spelling and typographical errors, and (ii) where several responses have been received, and the asker does care to respond.
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Repetitive questions with one word changed to skirt the AB rules, over and over and over again. Fill-in-the-blank, unoriginal, incomplete "questions." Questions with no sentence structure, bad spelling and unclear grammar that are a headache to even read.
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I had sex...am I pregnant?
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Am I pregnant? Religion. Homework. Politics.
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Right now it's the fill in the blank nonsense.
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"Is it wrong" to .... believe this way, love this way, etc., ad nauseum.
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The endless amount of "am I/could I be pregnant" questions. And with most of them, the asker can't even spell "pregnant." The questions that are obviously biased/bigoted and attempting to bait others into arguments (mostly found in the political, LGBT and religion pages). The "I cheated on/my bf (or gf) cheated on me. What should I do?" questions. The amount of high school/college students who come on asking us to do their homework for them.
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Could I be pregnant.... tops my list
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Duplicates. Use the search box before you ask. It's not hard. Really :) All of the relationship ones that involve abuse that end in what should I do? If you have to ask. . . Ones targeted at other users/situations with other users that are negative. Instant drama creators Gives me a headache. The non-questions, but that's not a question is it? Only in a few select circumstances are those allowed.
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1)Juvenile questions about whether someone likes someone 2)"Does your s/o" questions 3)Pretty much any relationship questions actually 4)ALL CAPS 5)Fake questions 6)The congratulate so and so for whatever rank questions
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could I be pregnant ones.
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Questions that have so many abbreviations and text speak that it is virtually impossible to understand them.
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the could I be pregnant and do you think he/she likes me questions
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Ones that are intended merely as a delivery vehicle for reich-wing talking points.
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stupid ques lol
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Questions about atheists. One's about being pregnant and identifying pills.
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"Jesus loves you. Why do you ignore this? " Questions like these really get on my nerves.
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Any that appear in the Religion, God, Politics, or Homework categories.
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Am I pregnant
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*What should I do about the obvious? Should I leave him if he's cheating, beating, yelling? *Easy to google questions. *TXT Slang Questions? *Fill in the blank
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Flamers.
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Am I pregnant, what is this pill, How can I pass this drug test that I KNEW I had coming up after I "accidentally" (I am a therapist that doesn't fly with me) took these pills. (here's an idea--don't take drugs). What is the answer to these HW questions (cause I am too lazy to google it or look at my book) and any of them talking about why atheist are immoral or unhappy or things like that really irritate me.
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Pretty much any question that the asker KNOWS the answer to the question yet asks it in a way that you you know how they feel about it and know they just want to start an arguement.
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Nervous one!
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The idiots who say that being gay is a choice
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I'm 42 and she's 16 is it ok if.........?
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Fashion ones, mostly. And this kind: http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1358117
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''I had unprotected sex am I pregnant please help''. ''I am 12 and my penis is 7inches is that big'' . ''Abortion is wrong do you agree''. ''Why are gays allowed to marry''.
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Sex questions from obvious teenagers.
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Any question that asks "Why is x true when y is true", even though neither x nor y is true... yes, I've seen those.
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Are you alright! when clearly you got a head on and are in a mood ! Usually asked by your s/o!
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I've seen people laying on the street, in pain, bleeding and destitute and some nitwit will walk up and ask, "How are WE feeling today?" They do that in hospitals too all the time.. How are WE feeling? if ever there was a single question that makes me want to become extremely violent for no other reason than to answer them that would be it. ;)
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Whhhhhhhhhhhhhhy? When whined by a small child when you tell them no.
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