What should you NEVER use as a sex toy?
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Jay Was Here - AYPWIP
ANSWERS: 55
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A toaster...... my brother found that out the hard way.
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Light bulbs. I have friends that work in A and E that say it is almost a common problem having to extract them.
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when perusing sex toys in the supermarket remember the following~ organic...good (cucumber) . dead... bad (bratwurst).
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An electric egg whisk.
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A glass bottle!! Ouch.
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a sharp knife or scissors
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a porcupine
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A glass thermometer. I've heard some do, but the mercury is a risk.
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A rat with a big head that wants to take over the world?
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Anything made of wood! Those are some splinters I don't want to experience!!!!
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A nurse friend told me she saw in the ER, a guy's apparel stuck in a vaccum. Haha! Pretty embarrassing!
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Cattle Prods
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A cheese grater. just not a good idea.
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SOMEONE ELSE'S sex toy........grossssssss
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sandpaper and broken glass
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cactus
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A horse
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glass bottle, suction for the loss, whether you insert something into it or insert it into something
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Cub Scouts, it is disgusting and in a lot of States..even illegal.
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A pineapple? Lol. I've heard of guys using some fruits to 'do'. And I remember once on Friends when Joey was rehearsing love-scene lines on it and Rachel said 'I think a cantalope might hurt less'. Ha :P Random.
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your dog and a jar of peanut butter
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Lit fireworks or dynamite.
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Tarantula Bee-hive Lobster
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An electric whisk....once was enough!
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Your father.. or brother.. or any relative for that matter. .
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somebody else's electric toothbrush.
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http://www.northerntool.com/webapp/wcs/stores/servlet/product_6970_200317909_200317909 Looking at that makes me feel so inadequate.
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Jalapeño pepper
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A cheese grater!
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A vehicle - - - ( in it, or on it, but not WITH it )
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a honey-glazed ham
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An electric cattle prod-not interested in any electrical stimulation
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Large power tools
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a carrot
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A loaded firearm with a hair trigger, A flame thrower, Nancy Pilosi
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your dog
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whatever works is usually good for me. as long as it doesnt hurt me. other than that all is fair game....
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any thing made from glass ....
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A tree.
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a tape measure...sharp edges and wouldnt want to be around when the retract button is pushed 0.o
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A jackhammer. +3
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A knife.
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Cactus
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i cant think of one not to use but fo a girl a brush is the best coz the bristles givr the best stimulation
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something dirty and/or sharp
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an electric cake mixer..
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Hedge clippers, weed whacker, chainsaw, wood chipper, egg beater, paper shredder, blowtorch.....
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A glass bottle.
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Food.
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your neighbor's spouse
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A modern art sculpture made entirely out of rusty razor blades.
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A taser
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easy off!
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Pocket pussy/coffee grinder.
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A glass jar!!! http://1man1jar.com/
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