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Really? Now please send a check for $1000000 to Elitheeli, PO Box 13515, New York, NY If I had that kind of money, I'd set aside $400k for college and grad school, and $600k for charities, and the rest would go into various funds, accounts, etc. so that I could live off of the interest. I'd also donate $50k a year to charity.
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Donate it all to save some lives... =)
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Time to dissapear
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Will you PLEASE pay my ex $40k to go away??? Please???
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Invest 45 million, you will be making 3 million a year off the interest on your investments atleast, a year.... and just piss the other 5 against the wall for new house car get all your friends drunk and help them out with debts, then id think about helping others....
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I think a "Woo hoo!" would be in order.
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Give me some to get me out of my black hole. Please! :)
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hire a fresh out of school( more trust worthy, experience will improve over time) financial advisor/accountant and hire a lawyer to advise him. Buy lots of gold. Then invest and live.
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If I did, I would find myself a GOOD financial adviser right away. I'm pretty good with money, but I think I would want professional advice on that amount.
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How much do you have after taxes? Listen to me consult with a good financial advisor and invest 20 million of that into a safe interest baring account and leave it there for the rest of your life. Then live off the interest. My personal opinion is that of whats remaining you should spend half of it and give the other half away.
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I would call some agency to help me purchase things and take care of my money. I would buy a huge house and a few cars. Then I would furnish the house then I would start living a more normal life and just have tons of fun all the time. I would buy tons of fun toys and I would smoke like an oz of pot a day on my golden bong.
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Um. I am applying for paid bitch. Name your price. Is there a formal application process or should I just show up tomorrow?
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PAY OFF YOUR DEBTS. Then speak to an advisor to help you determine where to best put the remaining money so you can live like a king for the rest of your life. And dont forget to save a bit on the side for some well deserved partying and DO NOT FORGET to be charitable....that is a must.
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You give it to me. ;)
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I think a little donation to me would be nice ;o)
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Give back to those in need in some form .. take care of any debts if you have them .. put some to collect interest to help you in your golden years.. buy yourself something FUN and flashy..
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Pay off my student loan and credit card. Get me an adult tricycle. Oh, wait, that's me. Pay off all of your debts and your family's debts. Donate some to your religious organization and charities. Be honest and pay the taxes. Buy a house and get a few things you'd like for yourself. Keep working at least part time. Don't rely on just your winnings.
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You KNOW you wanna chuck some of it in old Bam's cornor (that would be me btw). 2 grand ok by you? Texas here I come! If not, congratulations! *tips hat and buys you virtual pint* (hey wait, you are the one with the money, you should buy ME a pint!)
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WOW!! Congratulations! Of course I would like to persuade you to send me some, but i am sure you have already had enough of that! I would pay off any debts you have, and your morgage. Then put it in a high interest bank account, that way you can just live off the interest! You could also give some to charity, or set up your own charity? If you enjoy your job - stick with it, or find a new job (one that you've always wanted to do, but didn't think it was finacially viable for you to do), or hobby (go and do misionary work in africa???) If you stop doing work/activity altogether you will pretty soon get bored, even if it does seam like a dream now. I would set aside a certain amount of money to just go crazy first! New clothes, holiday, re-decorate etc.
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Give it all to me. Only a West Australian would know how to spend that money properly.
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I would probably end up having a heart attack or something before I was able to do anything with the money. That would be my luck. *sigh* :) But for you.....CONGRATS! would be what I'd say and don't spend it all in one place. ;)
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Call and arrange a meeting with the following people ASAP: 1. A CPA (plan tax strategy). 2. Your attorney (Regarding your Will and other legal things). 3. A financial planner (You need a good one!). 4. An officer at your bank (They can help with other things financially related). 5. Your phone company (You'll want to change your numbers). 6. A mental health professional (The stress will be *tremendous.* They can hopefully help you keep things in perspective and help you with what will be alot of stress).
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Give me a call at 555- YER- BUDI. we will figure something out.
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Buy me a coffee to celebrate. Large, black, 2 sugars, thanks. Make it to go......
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Hire the best financial advisors you can find.
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PayPal some to me...half a million will do...lol
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Will you marry me??????
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give it all to me...im kidding...the best thing to do would be to NOT splurge it...save alot of it and sit on it for awhile...keep your job...of course you can splurge some, just don't go overboard or you may regret it in the future.
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Just send a cheque for $5000 to the "bank" in Nigeria, so they can release your "winnings" to you! LOL
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Well first give me two mil and I'll tell you what to do.....congradulate yourself don't overdo it, don't loose it, look on the back to see the instructions, give me 10 more dollars........ok and cash it in, wait, and when you get it show it to your wife...fiance....girlfriend.....parents.....comrende?
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Choose...but choose wisely. My first response was to say: "Ask someone to setup and handle your investments". edit pay the taxes. pay off outstanding debts. consult an investment professional. live off the interest.
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u do noe if u win the lottery they charge u taxes???just saying but neways i would go partying to clubs n stuff like that or maybe get my gurl a good looking neackleace
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Can you adopt me or can I adopt you?
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Pass on the good fortune dear, there are many people in need out there. And make sure you give the govnt there piece of the action. OH yeah last thing... Get a good lawyer and a great accountant!
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Now you share the wealth with all your friends on Answerbag. I hope. Lol.
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Why not just risk it all, and buy 50 million more lottery tickets? heheh.
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i would get absolutley drunk with my friends, go on a massive shopping spree the holiday of a life time see my close friends and family were ok by a house invest some money and god knows what else but i would just enjoy myself LOL
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I would give to charities to help people out in need; give to churches; buy a nice house for me and my family; Put my kids through college; Give each of my relatives a certain amount; Buy a restaurant for my significant other; Travel around the world; and save most for retirement.
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You can put me through college! If your serious that I think a big WOOT! WOOT! is in order.
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PARTAY!!!
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buy a small secluded island in the south pacific where you fish all day and run around naked and unshaven drinking coconut juice with your harem of 5 wives. you can then set about the important business of populating that island and telling wonderful stories of make-believe to your kiddies about a world that uses paper as currency and not coconuts. they'll never believe you until the day you are old and grey, laying on your death bed of palm frond, you tell them to open a dusty black duffle bag. in it they find the stash of millions you've hidden all these years. before you can tell them to burn the money, you croak. your adventurous and bold first born insists that this must mean you want them to find the magical lands of paper money. so they set out on a sturdy canoe but despite their best efforts they are unable to navigate the vastness of the ocean and die of dehydration. the bag of money washes ashore and is found by a man who dreams of living on his own secluded island...
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will you marry me?
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Go absoloutely frigging crazy? Buy a big house have a jacuzzi/hot tub. Buy a chiller to stick all your champagne and christal in. Get a maiden to do the cleaning.
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Will you marry me?
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Change your phone number to an unlisted line.
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Save it! Take some and put it in stocks and bonds and CD's. 50 mil is alot, but it can be spent. And buy a house. And get a financial advisor with a degree...
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just "WOO HOO" then do whatever you want, buy candy, a new TV, a new shovel(is the old one still ok?), a new car, a new house...
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Can I borrow 100 grand? lol
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Plenty of new friends ....
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Give me a call....I'll help you spend it.
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share it with your friends here on answerbag
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i would buy my self a few estates in places like hawaii, france, Florida, Jamacia, and England. I would also find a financial planner and keep on investing the money so that the interest will keep adding to itself and it will never deplete itself. I would also donate a lot of it to charity around the world. I also wouldn't change who i was, and i would make sure i wouldn't spend most of it. i would save a lot of it for my will so my children will have it, but i will also enjoy and be charitable with the money.
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Easy- I would buy a huge piece of property build some housing on it for investment purposes, and buy another piece of property and fence in the backyard, buy a white bengal tiger cub and i would build my parents a nice house.. and i would travel around the world.
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Dont tell anybody, oops to late, claim the prize throught a trust, or charities wont leave you alone, can I have a goverment loan? you know the kind you dont have to pay back??
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Since ur not sure about it, I'll sacrofice myself and take it off your hands for you, but just because you seem like a nice guy... ;)
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"Share, share its only fair!"(sniffle) - Caine, on Kung Fu. I would say: Seriously, dude. Pay off everything. Get that house (just think- no mortgage) and pass some of that green towards that lady you love the most- Mom. Oh, and it can't buy you love, but it can buy you friends. Be careful with those people. And take care of your loved ones. But stay away from any prior loved ones that sudden find you irristable now when they couldn't take you just awhile back! Hey! Maybe your could buy that Aruba beach and have it cemented over as your revenge! Enjoy life to its fullest. Have catered cook-outs!
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After your done doing some of the things you could never do, Maybe you'd like to -donate -charity -invest -give to the less fortunate - give to some close people who helpped you trough bad times(but dont give money.. buying something is better) -open a scholarship fund for me:D so i could do my masters? just thought i'd give it a shot -please put it in a bank so no1 can catch you on the streets with it.. try to use credit cards and pay online from checking account..(its always good to b cautious) lol.. good luck with your money
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Well, I wouldn't hang around answerbag. Have you seen ZeFrank's Earth Sandwhich project? I'd invest in something cultural and fun like that! Well, not "invest". That makes it sound like you get something out of it.
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GIVE SOME TO ME!!!!! Pweety pweese?!? :(
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well that s easy to answer , lend a helping hand to your family and close friends and of course celebrate, big time and of course shop. and could you send me some , but ill understand if you dont.
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I don't think he really won $50,000,000. He's just asking for the fun of it.
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I have these seven orphanages in Bali.....see my website...
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I have an idea for a business MAIL ME lol
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If it were me, I'd: Buy a house for each member of my family, and a car give my sisters each a 1 million bank account with interest that they can't touch until they are 18. Give my mom and dad 1 million each. Spend a million. donate 10 million. Pay my ex-husband $500,000 to go away. Put 26 mil in the bank and live off the interest.
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Now what.?? well now the state and government taxes you and you only bring home 8million.
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Start interviewing accountants and tax lawyers. Pay off your existing debts. Invest in tax free bonds. Don spend a nickle for several months. Calm down. Act smart even if you aren't. Learn the meaning of "prudent."
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Call me
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I say change your number. Quite your job. Pay off your house. Or buy a house if you don,t have one. Injulge. But not to much. NO gold fountians. Or diamond silver wear.
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I HIGHLY suggest reading Rich Dad Poor Dad books so that in a couple years (if you work on it, and with a little help) you will have the money making more money while your out vacationing or whatever you want to do!!! the website is http://richdadpoordad.com/
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i would just find a good way to invest it and do whatever makes you happy man. with 50mil whatever makes you happy is at your doorstep. i would always suggjest charity but if that doesnt float your boat then spend it on you, your family, and your friends. best of luck
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Im Italian. Who do you want missing?? It will cost you 49 mill.. ;P
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if you really won that much money, you really have to ask us what to do with it?buy a LIFE!!!
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Money being the root of all evil, I will do you the favor of taking this potential disaster off your hands. It's the least I can do. My address will be forthcoming...
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Get off your arse and spend it. will you get me a Chelsea season ticket for 2007-08 please ?
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I think the first thing on your agenda would be taking me out!... Jk
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Did you really! Can I have some of it?
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go have a blast go ahead scream!!!! you're allowed to!! congrats man or woman...
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Find a good advisor to invest the money properly.
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Be charitable and donate some to good causes... like against cancer. I would I lost two to it already. Hell I'm writing a book about it so that I can make money to donate.
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find a safe place to store it, then pray for God's guidance in handling your money
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Diversify
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Two chicks at the same time
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Adopt me.
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Get down here to Dallas, Texas at once and I will personally, shake your hand...
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I tell you if i could win 10 thousand at mo id be happy cos right now im in total crap and we jsut lost all ours, so if i was you id celebrate, and retire and do all the things youve ever wanted to do and give a little to a cancer charity or something , and earn a big load of interest good luck to u
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Be my friend!
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Take me on holiday... pleeese oh and i would like a mini cooper :) thanks xx
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So after taxes, that's half. Blow one million on whatever. Then place the rest in an interest bearing acct (like a money market fund) for 6 months while you shop for an excellent and reliable financial advisor.
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Spend it all on a dream prize.
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can't you see money is just a distraction towards the real problem in the world, but you somehow desereve that right!! live your money and go to vegas and have fun.
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give it to me!!
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Start with the biggest list of "The following people can kiss my rich ass..." And, yes I've been working on mine. Then have what can only be appropriately called "Hell Week" at work (make 'em FIRE you!).
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Jump up and down for a bit, take a deep breath, then sit down and make a list of everything you need to spend money on. Example: pay off bills, pay off house, pay off car. Then figure out what you need to put money into: retirement fund for parents, kids college fund, need a new car?, etc. Then put the rest away for the time being and dont go nuts. Get someone to help you manage it, who wont swindle it. Find a good charity and share the good fortune. I dont know if youre serious, but Ill answer like you are. I could use some college money, by the way =] ! just kidding- find some charities to give to. haha
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Spend it wisely. I think that investing some of your money towards some life-saving causes would be nice. Consider giving an abundance into several Christian Ministries. Because it is GOD'S (JESUS CHRIST'S)PERFECT WILL to save souls all over the globe. Sow a financial seed on good ground, being a blessing to those who are less fortunate than you. The Bible says: "What profit a man to gain the whole world and lose his soul." (Money is'nt everything)...Peoples needed Salvation is worth all the money in the world. "Besides, you can't take it with you when you die!" BECOME A BLESSING TO BE A BLESSING!
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buy a new house. and have a big party! Praise the Lord!
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Send me a million and we'll both be happy. I'll pay ya back.
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Meet me at The Hustler Club.
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Excellent! Have fun with the money!
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Hire a reputable financial advisor :)
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plow it all on a Poker table lol j/k buy a house (if not already) buy a brand new car (if u have a brand new car, get another one just for the hell of it lol) you kno what would be a hoot. Go around the city offering everyone $100 for being super slapped in the face
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