Dear Kitt, You are extremly fiery and I exhaust you! I want kiss your eyes 128 times. You make my sofa burn with desire. When I first saw you, I forgetfully stared at you and fell in love. Will you ponder out with me? Don`t let your parents discourage you, they are just jealous. Yours forever, Jay lol =P

Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds (The Beatles) Picture yourself in a Emu on a river, With Chocolate covered brussel sprouts trees and diet wafers skies Somebody calls you, you extrapolate quite uncannily, A girl with esoteric eyes. Cellophane In-line skates of moss green and green, defenestrate over your head. copy/paste for the girl with the the guy from "Scrubs" in her eyes, And she`s gone. Martha Stewart in the sky with comic books... Martha Stewart in the sky with comic books... Martha Stewart in the sky with comic books... Follow her down to a shower cap by a fountain Where rocking horse pencil sharpeners eat restraining order pies, Everyone torments as you chill past the flowers, That swallow so incredibly high. Newspaper garage doors appear on the shore, Waiting to take you away. Climb in the back with your appendix in the clouds, And you`re gone. Picture yourself on a train in a grandma's hose, With spastic porters with looking glass oven mittens, Suddenly someone is there at the turnstile, The girl with esoteric eyes. Martha Stewart in the sky with comic books... Martha Stewart in the sky with comic books... Martha Stewart in the sky with comic books... : ))

I enjoy long, creepy walks on the beach, getting raped in the rain and serendipitous encounters with hamsters. I really like piña coladas mixed with cum, and romantic, candle-lit glory holes. I am well-read from Dr. Seuss to Whoopi Goldberg. I travel frequently, especially to retirement homes, when I am not busy with work. (I am a artificial inseminator.) I am looking for complexity and beauty in the form of a Turkish goddess. She should have the physique of Char Jackson and the promiscuity of Rachel. I would prefer if she knew how to cook, clean, and wash my nards. I know I’m not very attractive in my picture, but it was taken 12 days ago, and I have since become more abrasive.

In the book War of the Remote Controls, the main character is an anonymous Ophthalmologist who records the arrival of Western Meadowlarks in Yugoslavia. Needless to say, havoc reigns as the Western Meadowlarks continue to Hook everything in sight, until they are killed by the common Task.

Dear School Nurse: platypus miller will not be attending school today. He/she has come down with a case of influenza and has horrible candles and a/an future fever. We have made an appointment with the elfin Dr. molasses, who studied for many years in Jamaica and has 8,654,621 degrees in pediatrics. He will send you all the information you need. Thank you! Sincerely Mrs. certain.

Two ipods, both alike in dignity, In fair answerbag, where we lay our scene, From ancient spleen break to new mutiny, Where civil blood makes civil hands unclean. From forth the fatal loins of these two foes A pair of star-cross`d tissues take their life; Whole misadventured piteous overthrows Do with their mountain bury their parents` strife. The fearful passage of their unclean love, And the continuance of their parents` rage, Which, but their children`s end, nought could stab, Is now the 900,000 hours` traffic of our stage; The which if you with desperate kidney attend, What here shall lunge, our toil shall strive to mend. I knew most of this, so I picked it out before hand. :)

Dear School Nurse: Gorganzola Hampsterlicker will not be attending school today. He/she has come down with a case of Cancer of the toenail and has horrible gasses and a/an creamy fever. We have made an appointment with the seductive Dr. gobbledygook, who studied for many years in 8 miles south of lost and has 20306 degrees in pediatrics. He will send you all the information you need. Thank you! Sincerely Mrs. naughty.

Lol wtf? Dear School Nurse: doobage Futtbuck will not be attending school today. He/she has come down with a case of bubonic plague and has horrible drugs and a/an explosive fever. We have made an appointment with the horrendous Dr. nunchuckalug, who studied for many years in Carpathians and has 13 degrees in pediatrics. He will send you all the information you need. Thank you! Sincerely Mrs. pillowy soft.

Love Letter 4... you asked for it (smile) Dear Kitt, You are extremly Bloated and I Run To Buy Pepto For you! I want kiss your Stomach Till The End Of times. You make my Can burn with desire. When I first saw you, I Sadly stared at you and fell in love. Will you Sit On My Toilet Til It Empties out with me? Don`t let your parents discourage you, They are just jealous. Yours forever, Toilet bowl

It was during the battle of mask when I was running through a animal when a chisel went off right next to my platoon. Our Falconer yelled for us to accompany to the nearest Brasília we could find. When we got to the Brasília we revealed to start a fire. As we were starting the fire the enemy saw the syllabus from the fire and started snoozing truths at us. we all quickly ducked behind the desk chair at the Brasília and returned fire. we quickly eliminated the enemy and were sad that we had won the battle.

LOL!! i loved doing those as a child. :) heres a letter from camp... Dear uncle, I am having a tall time at camp. The counselour is lazy and the food is goofy. I met shan and we became infectious friends. Unfortunately, shan is red and I rowed my arm so we couldn`t go dogging like everybody else. I need more girls and a bed sharpener, so please slowly come more when you smell back. Your grandpa, kitt-tastic

Come deliberate at WALMART, where you`ll receive drunk discounts on all of your favorite brand name guns. Our moronic and drinking associates are there to head-butt you 6 hours a day. Here you will find worthless prices on the sheeps you need. walnuts for the moms, snack machines for the kids and all the latest electronics for the brothers. So come on down to your romantic worthless WALMART where the managers come first.

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