I'll start: Schmiddlepucker Someone else can define it.

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Annoyatizer - someone who goes around annoying other 'baggers by proselytizing. Egocentrology - the egocentric doctrine holding that everyone else (or most people) shares your theology. Sarchasm - the distance between the meaning of a sarcastic comment and the reader's comprehension of the comment. Idiologic - utter errant idiocy that claims to be logic. Answerelevancy - a sliding scale that rates the relevancy of an answer to the question asked. Toleraphobia - the unreasonable fear of tolerating someone else's beliefs or lifestyle. Ignoraprocreance - ignorance of the process of human procreation. Stupidified - being stupified by utter stupidity. Pillifusion - confusion about the drug contained in a pill. Avatartheftitis/Cleptoavataria - A horrible affliction, in which someone steals another's avatar, delusionally thinks they had it months before it was actually created, and posts nonsensical schmiddle.

Bagging - the art of answering questions. As in "Not tonight, dear, I'm bagging." Not to be confused with dogging. Bagger - slang term for someone who participates in bagging. Shiningcomment - when you repeatedly press the add comment buton because it won't respond, then all of a sudden you get 34 identical comments submitted. As in Jack Nicholson - "All work and no play..." Piller(sic) of the community - those strange people who have half a pharmacy in their homes but haven't a clue what each pil actually is. Pillion-passenger - those who, when faced with another pill question, hop on the "Why are there so many pill questions?" vehicle. Wikipaster - can you guess what these people do? Mobilebaggers - not baggers who can walk, but those hu chuse 2 rite in txt tlk. Bagamanics - you know who you are. Bagony - the excruciating realisation that after typing an amazing answer that is worth at least 50 points and that you slaved over for ages, painstakingly researching and making sure there are no spelling mistakes whatsoever, you click submit and lose your connection, your magnificent display of encyclopaedic knowledge lost forever in the ether. Carrier bagger - someone who often posts answers that are very thin on content. Duffel bagger - someone who often posts massive heavy duty essays for answers. Brown paper bagger - someone who posts short, sweet answers that help to calm you down when panicking about something (usually whether you are pregnant or not). Recycled paper bagger - someone who asks an already asked question. Santa's bag(ger) - someone whose answers you always look forward to. ADDENDUM - "Bagphoria - The lighter-than-air experience arising from reading a truly delightful answer". Kindly submitted by Stableboy. Cheers.

Weren’t you here a few weeks ago? We actually had our very own language here on answerbag. It was called “Bow2TheLord”, a most crude early age groaning style of communicating identified by a most unusual style of spelling similar to Thirteenth Century English.

Trolloff!

Baggatory...............In the mood for answering questions Riccidiculous,...........Absolutely stupid reply or deed Derogatizing.............being rude about somebody or downrating Impishing................Joking with friends Gabalotting.........Gabbing it means talking a lot often rubbish Trolldelaring ..............Laughing at smelly stupid trolls by club members Psspotmeddlinprudishpratts.........Hmmmmmmm Piss pot meddling prudish pratts, Annally retentive personages

TROLLOPHOBIA: the irrational belief that trolls disproportionately effect YOUR RATING more than everybody else's. GOOLGEDEMENTIA: the uncontrolable posting of questions on AB which are easily googled, and in fact, most often the top google entry answers your questions. TYPINTOWINDEDNESS: The characteristic of typing stuff that no one wants to hear but you. (I will be modeling for poster child.) "AB"ULATION: The act of preferring certain ab'ers and following them around like pussycats in search of a bowl of milk.

I have a new one: Avatartheftitis/Cleptoavataria - A horrible affliction in which someone steals another's avatar, delusionally thinks they had it months before it was actually created, and posts nonsensical schmiddle.

Dorkocolypse: The end of coolness as we know it.

My humble contribution. Nippers: Little -1 down raters Armageddon-outahere: Someone who posts self destructive questions or answers that seem like deliberate attempts to get banned. Crucifixation:An obsession with nailing Christians! You'resovane: Describes someone who posts just to see which way the wind blows Religerent: Openly hostile religious type. Prategory: A place for idiotic questions Amockalypse now: A sudden rush by members to make fun of one member. Crack-hawk Down: When a member who seems totally weird gets shot down by others.

nastymuthas ..... for those that give neg manitroll ............male troll festinarcus ..........holiday gluttophis ...........pig polishitlimess ...... politician seximorphis ......... cute whorack ............. one who sells themselves matinfartus ......... gas grublasin ........... food ablersorous ..........AB user

Idgits--ppl who ask stupid and pointless questions

Let's GABBLY......take the discussion to gabbly.com to chat. POINT PUNKED...writing a thorough and accurate answer just to be out rated by a simple answer like "DUH, Sure!" by a frequent poster. DARRELLED......similar to punking except Darryl drops one of his YES or No bombs on you! A GRAMASS.....someone who refused to use puctuation, spaces, grammar to simplify answers. RCF....Radical Christian Fundamentalist also see RWF....Wiccan RIF....Islamic REF....Environmental RPF....Political RAF....Atheistic RARF...Alternative Religion EARF...Extreme Animal Rights Fundamentalists RLYF...Radical Liberal Youth Fundamentalists (at 15, weren't we all?" RAAF...Radical Anti-American Fundamentalists RSF....Radical Socialist Fundamentalist (we have one.) RSY....Really shallow youth RGWBHATERS...GW BUSH haters. RWKGV...Radical Wishful Kerry/Gore Voters Please feel free to add an acronym should I have failed to gore (no pun) your particular OX. Personally I am a : RBiPJ...Radical Bi-Polar Jester, (though I've been called worse!) Yeah, it is a lot to memorize. We'll have to add these to the AB dictionary. It exists. Or cut and paste into notepad and print a cheat sheet for everyone's clever work.

Question / Statement: Too many people seem not to know the definition of and difference between each. Wutterz: People who spell everything like they are text messaging someone from homeroom in high school. (Example: Wut is tha best kinna dogz?) La-tards: Lazy retards. People too lazy to do their homework or google the answer and ask us what the square root of the cosine of 48 trains travelling at the speed of light is.) Ignoratrol: A wonder drug that enables some people to complete ignore trolls. Side effects may include headache, sweating, explosive diarrhea, projectile vometing, loss of appetite, and mood swings. Please contact your physician if you experience priapism an ere.... Oh, wrong drug.

Flamiaglatiolous - passinate as fire, sweet as sugar.

psuedoist- people who fake their way out everything.

Clutterful - of or being clutter, esp. on Answerbag Those questions about Johnny Depp are very clutterful.