Me is having a compatition also- To see how bad our grammer (Not Kelsey) can really get. The winner will get a big tattoo on their right bicep: "Borne too loose". As well as five cartoons of cigarette's, and a bottle of Pinoqachole. Hint: If your into using lot's of apostrophe's, like thi's, you may loose point's. So, like, dont use 'em! Me and my friend's will be the judge's! Like, it should be lots of fun, you know? But- The contest is open only to people over eighteen, so I'm afraid you do not qualify.

Good heavens! Natalie Wood, you are such a brutal woman! Give the young lady a chance! Growing up in that www.mytrailerpark.com and then dropping out of school in grade seven was bad enough for poor young Funderbunk (what kind of name is this- Martian?), but you needn't rub it in! Remember, Natalie- this poor American child could grow up to be President someday, and command a vast "nooklier" arsenal! Do not scoff. It has happened before. Give the young girl a chance- advise her to use a spell-czecher at the very least, and perhaps even suggest Funderbunk drop into a local bookstore,(are there bookstores in her state?) and shoplift a copy of "Eats Shoots and Leaves" by Lynne Truss. Personally I prefer a quick browse of Strunk and White's little "Elements of Style", but hey, that's just me- Orson. But alas, more likely, poor young Funderbunk is interested in following that other bible - The preposterously-named "good book". Ah well! My love, Rita Hayworth and I shall once again drown our sorrows in Pinoqachole tonight as we mourn the slow downfall of a once-great nation. Natalie, drop over to the mansion some time! The boy has finally gotten around to cutting the grass, and we have thrown out those moldy things in the fridge! And- and this is a BIG "and" - we have cleaned up the mess that Fatty Arbuckle made in the outhouse. He and Virginia Rapf are most definitely not welcome here any more! And they can take their bottles with them. Take care, Natalie. Try not to wash up on shore again. And keep flossing!

Ha I'm level 7 seven now and I have a more positive feedback son!