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by Sosueme on November 17th, 2008
Pees standing up
by SloaneRanger on November 17th, 2008
thinks the movie Fatal Attraction is a love story.
by Go know thyself is THE RED QUEEN on December 2nd, 2008
Was born John, but is now going by Johnna.
by 1gillies1 on December 2nd, 2008
has more facial hair than you
by Brian on November 17th, 2008
...is married.
According to some surveys, that greatly increases one's chance of becoming a murder victim.
by MrJosh on December 2nd, 2008
Lies about a history of mental instability. ::sigh:: I learned that one the hard way. DO YOUR RESEARCH!
by Sheriff Raff -Answerhag on November 17th, 2008
Beats you arm wrestling
by TERRYTUKER on November 17th, 2008
dated your father
by Crazy Guy on December 2nd, 2008
Uses phrases like...time to go paint the toilet....
by CaRbOnPrOdUcK is Baccuss on December 2nd, 2008
Wants children on the first date.
by Symbeline on November 17th, 2008
...incessantly talks about her gorgeous and loving pet like it was all that mattered...but, in fact, she's actually talking about her chainsaw.
>_>
by The Infamous Johnny on December 2nd, 2008
says that hers is bigger.
atleast my truck gets 20 miles to the gallon.....
by ShoulderPadQueen on December 2nd, 2008
pees standing up. LOL!
by Shortqueen on December 2nd, 2008
Talks about marriage on the first date
by roserose100 on December 2nd, 2008
is a hardcore feminist
by Lucy03 on November 17th, 2008
lives in a shoe.... she has so many children she doesn't know what to do!
by Looshk on November 17th, 2008
Lies, Cheats or Uses.
by Squirrel Face on December 2nd, 2008
Has an ex boyfriend currently in prison.
by tammie on December 2nd, 2008
has fake boobs.
by alfugazi on December 2nd, 2008
has b.o.
by Rock the dance floor on November 17th, 2008
Was once a man.
by jimmy23 on November 17th, 2008
Cheats and lies
by MRSHINYSHOES on November 17th, 2008
is not a lady.
by Sexyrabbit on November 17th, 2008
is an alcoholic
by AnonymousGirl on December 11th, 2008
. . . wants to change you, yet still says "I love you for who you are."
. . . blames everyone else for her problems and doesn't take responsibility for her own actions, EVER.
. . . wants too much from you.
. . . is a gold digger.
. . . uses you just because she wants a boyfriend and/or she likes you for what she can get from you.
. . . uses sex as a weapon. (ie. "I won't have sex with you unless you do this for me. blahblahblah" or "If you don't have sex with me, I'm going to tell all of your friends about you crying like a baby last night.")
. . . withholds sex from you not because she isn't ready, but because she is trying to control you.
. . . tries to buy your love.
. . . showers you with gifts hoping to get something in return, not because she actually wants to.
. . . uses you just so she can have someone to 'cuddle' with.
. . . tries to sleep with people other than you, especially after telling you 'I would never cheat on you'.
. . . tells your friends and/or other people she knows 'If I wasn't dating (your name here), I'd date you.'
. . . brings up your past all the time and uses it against you.
. . . tells you to buy her presents.
. . . forces you to pay for dates all of the time.
. . . goes on breaks too often and expects you to be waiting around for when she feels like falling back on you, her safety net.
. . . is a pushover.
. . . is a controlling freak.
. . . is insensitive to your needs and feelings, but expects her needs to always be met and her feelings to always be acknowledged.
. . . never lets you get a word in, but gets mad at you when you don't listen to her.
. . . dumps all of her emotional baggage on you without caring about how it will affect you, and gets mad at you when you do the same thing right back at her.
. . . has a reputation of cheating on her boyfriends/ (girlfriends?).
. . . flirts with other guys right in front of you, then brags about it.
. . . buys sex toys for her friends, especially guy friends.
. . . lies about who she is.
. . . treats you like you're nothing.
. . . does not trust you.
. . . does not care about you.
. . . does not listen to you.
. . . does not think about your needs.
. . . does not try to make your relationship work.
. . . tells everyone about your problems except for you, leaving you alone in the dark and perhaps even making you think that nothing is wrong.
. . . leads you on.
. . . is only in it for herself.
. . . is only with you because her friends told her to date you.
. . . is only with you out of pity.
. . . is only with you because she does not know how to say no.
. . . is only with you because you showed interest her, even though she doesn't like you back.
. . . is only with you until she finds someone better.
. . . is only with you out of convenience.
. . . pretends to be someone she is not.
. . . does not see a future with you, even though she says she does.
. . . lies to you constantly about herself in order to keep you around.
. . . tells you she's pregnant in order to keep you around.
. . . pokes holes in your condoms in an attempt to trap you into staying with her for life.
. . . lies about being on the pill. (ie. She says she's on it when she's really not).
. . . tries to break you and your best friend up by convincing him to have sex with her and then blaming it all on him when you find out.
. . . says "i don't know what happened or how it happened, it just happened" or anything of the like when you find out she cheated on you.
. . . tells you bad things she's done in order to relieve her guilt, but not actually for your benefit to know what kind of person she really is when she does tell you bad things she's done.
. . . takes advantage of your kindness.
. . . tells all of your friends about your embarrassing moments.
. . . humiliates you in public, whether in front of your face or behind your back.
. . . spreads rumours about you that are not true to get back at you when she's mad.
. . . blames it on you when she cheats on you.
. . . gets people to promise not to tell people things that could seriously harm others either physically or emotionally.
. . . does not have the same core values as you.
. . . is far too different from you when it comes to how you want to raise your children if you ever have any.
. . . is too blind in her lust to see your relationship for what it actually is.
. . . and so on.
Is this picky list? Whatever. I basically just described a couple I know, add or take away a few points.
by jbrecken on December 2nd, 2008
has a stalker ex-boyfriend twice your size.
by Fashionista on December 2nd, 2008
Farts and laughs about it.
by Marry on December 2nd, 2008
Is a drug addict
by DukeG on December 2nd, 2008
Drinks more than You do
by Charco on December 2nd, 2008
takes things too seriously. Major lack of opportunities for fun.
by suKwaR on November 17th, 2008
Eats her toenail clippings
by jas on November 17th, 2008
Is hanging out on a street corner at 3:00a.m.
by Esteban-- Smartest Pumpkin on November 17th, 2008
chews tobacco
by eric on November 17th, 2008
's your sister. Well, maybe once. Depends on what she's wearing.
by Roaring on November 17th, 2008
says they hate men. (even if they say they didn't mean it)
by R U Sirius on November 17th, 2008
idolized Eileen Wournos...............
by maS elcnU on November 17th, 2008
has herpes.
My 2 cents.
by Answersack on December 8th, 2008
has more shoes than a weeks worth of underwear :)
by R U Sirius on December 2nd, 2008
says her name is Britney and asks if you like kids........................
by Shatzee coming back? on December 2nd, 2008
has died
by DwarfClown on December 2nd, 2008
Has body odor or bad breath!
by alfugazi on December 2nd, 2008
can bench more than you can...
by Alias xsicajess on December 2nd, 2008
Constantly shifts her crotch
by hipnotic on November 17th, 2008
married with ur frend.. lol
by engineer is Terminator on November 17th, 2008
is married,engaged or has a boyfriend.
by Bartman on November 17th, 2008
Has a partner
by Anonymous on November 17th, 2008
reminds you of an ex; you might keep saying the wrong name... ;( yikes...
by PinkDaisyGirl Got A Prayer Answered on November 17th, 2008
Loves the ending to "Romeo and Juliet." :)
by GuitarPlayer92 on November 17th, 2008
When frustrated says she wants to "kill babies"...Yes I've actually seen this.
by Vintage... on November 17th, 2008
has filed her incisors to sharp edges!
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Comments
ya think?!
by vera city on April 25th, 2009
Why? I think it's hot to watch a woman pee standing up!
by HungryGuy on September 6th, 2009
OK, never date a woman who lifts her (?) skirt, pees standing up and then uses her hand to shake off the drips.
by Sosueme on September 6th, 2009
lol!
by HungryGuy on September 6th, 2009
LMAO!!!
by moonchild wears a COAT of shadows on September 6th, 2009