ANSWERS: 48
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I need to be excused
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Nature is calling
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I gotta squirt the dirt!
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a yellow waterfall is approaching. lol lol
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Empty your bowels
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I gotta peeeee and run away to the bathroom. that's what I do. Yes I'm strange.
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do the pee pee dance
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Please excuse me for a moment.
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Where's the ladies room?
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I'm just nipping to the loo
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I have to go oui oui... pardon my French.
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I shouldn't have drank that last soda.
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Excuse me, I'll be right back.
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Be right back gotta go bleed the lizzard.
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I gotta drain the vein
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I get off my bar stool and announce to the house: "It's time for me to go walk the dog,"
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Heaving a Havana Vacating the premises Making a Baby Ruth Stocking the pond with brown trout Making room for lunch Parking my breakfast Doing my paperwork
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That coffee went right through me!
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I gotta use the little girls room.
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My husbands.... take a leak.
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I need to go make some lemon juice
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Relieve my bladder.
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Jump up and down and point at your groin while making a sound like a distressed child. (Works best at parties and business meetings)
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I need to let go of the yellow flow...
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Pardon me, I have to go rape and kill a hooker. It's how we say it in my circle of friends. It lets you know where they're off to while at the same time letting people know it's none of their business what you're doing. :P
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I gotta go hang out with the guy I grew up with.
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"I have an upset stomach. Will you show me where the toilet is?" or "Look I can't hold on any longer. Will show me where the urinal is?"
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Got to go lengthen my spine.
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Use: Just going to powder my nose Nipping to the loo Have heard: Drop the kids off at the pool Take a slash Just going to make a smell
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The shit in my ass wants to come out, i'll be right back.
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I have to go to the WC
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Pardon me, I need to go flood the drain Pardon me before Noag's builds another ark. Make way before we get flooded. Have you ever been flooded by a yellow stunami, now make way I need to go make some chocolates at the chocolate factory. Make way Got to go empty the bucket It look like there's no water in the toilet,It looks like I got to go fix it,I'll be be right back Exuse me for a moment, I forgot to water the plants I have a appointment with the toilet, I cannot be late Exuse me Got to go feed the toilet Where's the bathroom The toilet looks lonely, I'll cheer it up The toilet is thirsty, good thing that I got to go pee now I need to go I need to go!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (go must be said loudly) Have you ever seen the movie 5H!T happens, we'll If I don't go 5H!T will happen Be right back and if they don't understand these warnings they'll understand it when it gets wet and smelly and dirty.
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Tinkle, tinkle, little star. If I don't get to the ladies room, you'll have to give me a jar! . . .Ta daa!
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I say "I'm just going for a Bio-break". By the time they've worked it out I'm back.
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I am going to water the horse. I am going for a Gypsies kiss ( Cockney rhyming slang London) I am going to shake hands with the Bishop. I am going to the little room. I am going for a Tom Tit. (Cockney rhyming slang)
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I need to put some lipstick on, or I need to go wash my hands :D
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Benjo e ikimasu.
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I have to go see loo-loo
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My wife calls farting poofing urinating she calls going to the toilet, when she needs a poop she says she is going to be excused, I think it is how she was brought up.
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GET DA 'ELL OUT DA WAY!! *Runs.* XD
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Drain the hog. (yeah, I know)
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I need a George.W Bush.
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take the browns to the super bowl
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My way is 'Lots of files are pending to undone,I've to go to office'
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Girl: Tinkle Man:Drain the vein
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feed the turtles...
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"I'm going to the very small room" "I have to do a wee" "I'm going for a sitting of parliament" "I'm making a poo-litical comment" "Excuse me, I'll be back soon".
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youll have to ecuse me,i need to use the little boys room or the ladies room,thats short of doing it on the floor lol!
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