ANSWERS: 16
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asking your date if she can move a seat down in a movie theater because you need more room..............
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I brought up duck hunting on a first date. Not a good idea! It was the last date too!!
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hitting on the waitress
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SEX WITH THE EX'S..............
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Oh..ya know what? I forgot my wallet.
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having your ex pop out of the closet to join in on the first night of sex
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honey? why don't you scoot over here and help me with the driving........You can be in charge of my stickshift.
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A filthy car interior with empty beer cans on the floor, an inch of dust on the dashboard, an ashtray overflowing with cigarette butts, and crud visible on the windshield.
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doing it for a bet maybe?
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Bringing your ex along.
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"you mom is smokin hot"
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"..so that's $9.20 for your salad, and..yeap you had the coke i had water so that's why your half is more"
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Hitting on her worst enemy.
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Showing up to her parent's house with a boner. either that or having a cascade of condoms gusher out of your pocket -I'm sure Daddy would love that <.<
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Pointing out all the hot guys/girls and then saying to your date "why can't you be more like them?". That's a sure fire way to make it your first and last date and of course, it is very rude and inappropriate.
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Your mask falling off and revealing your a 60 year old pervert.
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