Tell me exactly what would happen if I were to yell "Jihad!" in an airport terminal, whilst wearing a thobe and carrying the HOLY BIBLE. (?)
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Halskiisaklink
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You would probably be quickly tackled and restrained, and taken to a jail. Also you would have broken some serious laws. I wouldn't suggest it. No matter how you look or what you are carrying.
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I just don't think it would be a good idea. Nothing like making an exciting day for security personnel. Remember the man that was shot for making a disturbance? He wasn't even a terrorist.
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I think a rush of security guards would come and tackle you down. they might strip search you and I think you might even be put into jail!
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You would most likely be tackled by security guards, or depending on the airport and country, you could be shot by armed police. Remember Jean Charles de Menezes who was incorrectly shot by British police after the July 07 bombings. No cops were charged, so they'll walk and you'll die over a silly joke.
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I think you would be pulled to the side, searched and then given a warning. You might be questioned or thrown out of the airport or both. There would be no need to "tackle" you.
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As soon as you yell anything in an airport, you will be monitered by security personel. After your profile has been established, they will probably charge you with a serious criminal violation, similar to screaming "fire" in a movie theater. Now try and picture yourself calling your parents collect from the inside of a jail, after being finger printed and photographed, and explaining to them why the bail money is such a large amount. Next, figure out what you will say to the judge when he asks you if you plead guilty or not guilty, and why you did what you did. He isn't going to sympathize for an ignorant youth that knowingly acted in bad judgment to cause probable extreme dissention in a vulnerable public facility. He will be itching to teach you a lesson.
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What is a thobe?
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Probably the same thing that happened on a class trip I heard about. Some complete /idiot/ yelled "I HAVE A GUN" while in some FBI bulding on a school trip. He was tackled and interrogated. That would probably happen to you.
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Your face would be on the floor. Your hand tied behind your back. Atleast 10 guns in your back and the terminal shut down before you can even catch your breadth after the yell.
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They would throw you on the floor and you would be carried to an interrogation room and probably be questioned for hours on end. It is not something I would recommend doing. But to each their own.
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It might cause alarm, you might be questioned. Who knows.
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all around you, people will strip off their coats and ties, and they'll be dressed in thobe too and raise their machine guns and yell back in approval, "Jihad!"
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You might make the headlines. Tho ya may not enjoy it to much..
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Um, what's a thobe?
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Forget the Holy Bible, after your scream Jihad, you might get a bullet on your head!
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Someone would probably shoot first and ask questions later...
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if you truely apeared to be a threat people would run and cops would shoot.... if you merely did minimaly exactly what you said your girlfriend would dump you for being incredibly stupid
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You got a thing for body cavity searches? Remember, your sinuses are body cavities.
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One thing for certain, you would miss the flight lol I suppose it depends which country you are situated at at the time :)
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Not a good idea to shout that in an airport as your chances of getting a bullet in the head would increase dramatically.
- M.C.S. - Dave 
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