While in the fast lane behind a slow driver if you could shout at them what would you say?
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justme32 loves the weekends
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I would shout various inflammatory comments at the driver in question, or ram their car off the road, either way is good
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I'm trying to imagine you with a personality. Get off the fast lane!!! Too many freaks, not enough circuses.
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GO FASTER !!!
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"It's the BIG pedal, ya goat-f***ing **m-gargling waste of DNA!"
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Speed the F!!K up!
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You're breaking the law, get out of the fast lane you *&%*&$$&^%#!
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30 miilion drivers on our roads and I have the misfortune to be behind YOU.
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you have your foot on the wrong pedal!! you f***in senior cit! get your glasses cleaned!!!
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I am totally shocked how nasty we all could be. Me, I would just change to the right lane and then pass them eventually. I don't the energy to waste it on shouting or even thinking about shouting at another driver, unless they almost caused a deadly wreck.
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i would say: "HURRY UP THE HIGHWAY IS DANGEROUS ,TOO FAST AND TOO SLOW, SO PICK UP THE PACE PERSON!"
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Sorry it is not repeatable EXPLETIVE DELETIVE
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People do that all the time and it is SO annoying and frustrating, but regardless of where I am going I am not going to tailgate, beep my horn or yell. I would wait till traffic in the middle lane was clear and move over. If I did want to yell, I would snap. "move over you good for nothing stupid lame no good rotten POS *&&^#@$% *&^%$#..Then flip them off.
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The pedal to the right to the "right"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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I drive on the faster side.. but not dangerously so. I have road rage at times but the way I cope with it.. is to talk about the "idiots" in front of me. I voice it out loud in the car and continue to drive safe. If I am quiet while I'm driving something is WRONG. The things I say the most.. is "oh my god, did you just see that idiot...i cannot believe.. weeeeell you just take the freekin road then" spoken VERY sarcastic.
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I would be shouting all sorts of obscentities and then and regardless of other traffic, roar past them tooting and hand signalling out the window and then in case they did't get the message or were asleep at the time, I would pull back in front of them and slam on the brakes causing them to have and accident with me, making them sorry in more ways than one. Actually I wouldn't - but this is what I would like to do.
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FOR THE LOVE OF GOD WILL YOU MOVE YOUR ARSE!!!!!!!!
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left lane is for passing!
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I would get into the zen of the moment. I would go to my calm spot, breathe deeply and meditate about the good in the world. If i were to shout something it would be, "i've got you in the crosshairs, if you choose not to move from my lane presently I will have no choice other than to blow you back to base elements. If I were you I would move with more haste."
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I'm never in that much of a hurry. Frankly I don't equate the value of shaving 5 minutes off my commute to the value of my life and those around me. So I'd probably say "Right on old dude, we all need to just slow down a little sometimes."
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Move over and follow the road rules, before i move your car for you.
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This is me to the kids: "OMG, we're behind an idiot. Now this is why you can't tailgate. If they're drunk or something, you have to stay away from them, or you're gonna get killed. If you can go around them, and pass them, good. G.D. idiot! GGEEEZZZ, these people are stupid. Look, kids, look. I don't want to look at them. If it's some moron with a gun, you don't want to piss them off [depends on WHERE we're driving- like L.A] When I pass them, look at them and tell me if they're old or young. I'm just going to go around these other cars. If they're young, I bet they're high. If they're old, they really need to have another G.D. driving test every 5 years or so. God. You know that tired drivers cause as many deadly accidents as drunks? Remember, just stay away from other cars and you can't get hit..." YES- I have a CDL- drive the big buses, and every time in the car w/ me is a lesson. My poor kids... hahahahahhahaa
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I am actually considering putting a bumpersticker on my car that says:"If you think I'm driving too slow, then you should've left the house before me."
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Excuse me sir/ma'am could you please move to the right lane when feasibily possible so that those of us behind you may pass.
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MOVE!!!!
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PLEASE MOVE OVER.
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Get your ass to the right.
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Oh my God! you have got to kidding me!!...Godam it..What the F.ck are you doing in this damn lane you S.O.B., Jesus-H-Christ move your F*ckin' A** out of the F**kin way you damn Moron. This the Damn fast lane you idiot. Ho-lee-shit what the F*ck are you thinkin you slow Ass Mother F*cker, go home where you belong F*cK head !!.......... Of course if I was in my patrol car I would flip the blue lights on, pull them over and issue a traffic ciutation for "Obstructing the flow of traffic or "Driving too slowly"
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I might just use this rat's invention: (you need to click the picture to see the whole thing!)
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The pedal on the right you moron. . .that's the one you are supposed to be using--now go! Go! Go!
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Move your sh*tmobile over, a$$hole.
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