by game masta on December 29th, 2006

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What's in your pocket?

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  • by knowwereman222 on October 4th, 2011

    knowwereman222

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    I my left pocket is a small bag with green stuff that smells like a skunk

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  • by Andy B has left AB on October 4th, 2011

    Andy B has left AB

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    Stolen diamonds and a bag of cocaine.

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  • by נα∂є on October 4th, 2011

    נα∂є

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    My underwear. My boyfriends in the car.

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  • by kamakaze on October 4th, 2011

    kamakaze

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    My mother! iam smuggling her into the U.S :O

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  • by Patti jo on October 5th, 2011

    Patti jo

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    My Bullet

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  • by XT on October 4th, 2011

    XT

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    Nothing!!!! Please let me go!

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  • by hershey_squirter_ on January 1st, 2007

    hershey_squirter_

    Turkey, ham and cheese.

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  • by Janeel on December 30th, 2006

    Janeel

    Don't have any pockets. only wearing panties and a blanket..heh (=

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  • by Chickpea on January 8th, 2007

    Chickpea

    I don't have any pockets so i put things in my bra :) LOL

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  • by Bornabrit on October 5th, 2011

    Bornabrit

    my ur my prescription medication officer

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  • by The Anonymous Witch on October 5th, 2011

    The Anonymous Witch

    Bornabrit's hand ....... again ;-)

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  • by Brainboy on October 4th, 2011

    Brainboy

    A bannana- what did you have in mind?

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  • by (^_^) on January 3rd, 2012

    (^_^)

    some wrapper of cookies (my baby ate cookies and gave me this) :D

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  • by Texaspete on October 4th, 2011

    Texaspete

    My badge, You are under arrest for impersonating a police officer!
    Ok,hands on the wall, spread them feet, don't move!
    You have the right to remain silent, Please do!
    ect, ect, ect.

    I was in civlian cloths riding the Marta, in Atlanta, Ga. when this guy sat down next to me and begain to tell me all about how he was a "big time" dope dealer. (He looked like he had had to jump the turnstile, just to get on the train!) When he got through tell me all about this hundred thousand dollar dope deal he had just concluded, he asked what I did for a living?
    I reached into my pocket and pulled out my badge and showed it to him.
    You should have seen the look on his face!
    He started to mumble and try to explain that " he was just kidding about the dope dealing."
    I just smiled at him. He got off the next stop!
    I LMAO everytime I think about that!

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  • by greyowl on October 4th, 2011

    greyowl

    ***After being cuffed***

    "Very well, Officer.....if you insist."

    ***He/she puts hand in my pocket and gets pinched.*** They discover that my pet hermit crab is in my pocket. I never go anywhere without him/her!

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  • by Inspector Javert on January 7th, 2007

    Inspector Javert

    Right: Lint
    Left: Some more lint...

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  • by formichinoo on January 3rd, 2012

    formichinoo

    Just looked, my door keys, and a soggy snottex (tissue) and a two for one coupon for Burgher-King.

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  • by righty1 on January 3rd, 2012

    righty1

    Fluff

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  • by XT on January 3rd, 2012

    XT

    Nothing!

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  • by Trident on October 5th, 2011

    Trident

    You got me!....Trident Gum.

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  • by nice jugs on October 5th, 2011

    nice jugs

    Iver Hole.....in my pocket.....and I keep asking him to get out....hehe

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  • by zoneman on October 5th, 2011

    zoneman

    nothing in my pocket but my large erect penis

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  • by Wiseacre on October 5th, 2011

    Wiseacre

    hurt me with your cuffs, and check my pockets for yourself. gigaddy.

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  • by Broodstar X24 on October 4th, 2011

    Broodstar X24

    Chillax officer, geez! It's only a Snickers Peanut Butter Squared, if you wanted me to share, just say so. Gawd!!

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  • by OldCW wears The COAT of the Cosmos on October 4th, 2011

    OldCW wears The COAT of the Cosmos

    Nothing but Mr. Happy. Please don't touch my junk.

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  • by tahsh93 on October 4th, 2011

    tahsh93

    ok *takes out gun and shoots the police officer* bye *walk away*

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  • by lederman on October 4th, 2011

    lederman

    i dont even have pockets right now

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  • by Shunyata on October 4th, 2011

    Shunyata

    cell, keys, wallet

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  • by Frankster PartyMaestro Of Sillyville on March 8th, 2009

    Frankster PartyMaestro Of Sillyville

    My Smokes and A Pen ;)

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  • by POLICE...IN HOT PURSUIT on September 12th, 2007

    POLICE...IN HOT PURSUIT

    I never carry anything inside my pockets in the event that I end up wrestling someone to the ground, I don't want to receive a puncture wound.

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  • by Anonymous on September 12th, 2007

    Anonymous

    My USB-key. the most powerful tool in the world - don't leave earth without it!

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  • by Mirage V2.0 AWOL on December 29th, 2006

    Mirage V2.0 AWOL

    a BANANA!

    But I'm glad to see you, Too!


    .....an old Mae West joke......

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  • by PinkyKingerweiser on October 5th, 2011

    PinkyKingerweiser

    A million pounds. I just robbed a bank.

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  • by lyonese01 on October 5th, 2011

    lyonese01

    It's just my lunch .

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  • by LeimaR on October 4th, 2011

    LeimaR

    my cellphone

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  • by Baba on October 4th, 2011

    Baba

    oh oh...no id, nothing, pockets are empty.

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  • by catty lass on March 8th, 2009

    catty lass

    i have nothing in my pockets

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  • by ThatGuy on January 27th, 2009

    ThatGuy

    Nothing, Im wearing pajamas

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  • by Anonymous on January 23rd, 2009

    Anonymous

    Nothing.

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  • by Account Closed on January 23rd, 2009

    Account Closed

    lint whats in yours ;P

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  • by Smart2 is back! Did you miss me? on January 23rd, 2009

    Smart2 is back!  Did you miss me?

    I have no back pockets...:(

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  • by Mr.LiAr . . . . . AwAy on January 23rd, 2009

    Mr.LiAr  . . . . . AwAy

    condom

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  • by Sailing Falcon on January 13th, 2009

    Sailing Falcon

    Keys

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  • by Joeisme333 is a pastafarian on December 15th, 2007

    Joeisme333 is a pastafarian

    a couple of reciepts and a note that was supposed to go to my boss (oops!)

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  • by Gingerminx on December 15th, 2007

    Gingerminx

    I am not naked but I don't have any pockets.

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  • by NateAbel on December 30th, 2006

    NateAbel

    Right: cell phone
    Left: iPod

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  • by ----------- on December 29th, 2006

    -----------

    I don't know about the pocket, but there are definitely ants in my pants.

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  • by lolliepup on December 29th, 2006

    lolliepup

    My left hand...

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  • by shelleyblue on February 11th, 2012

    shelleyblue

    Believe it or not, my left hand.

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  • by N'anderthal on February 11th, 2012

    N'anderthal

    that's a pickle, Honey.

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