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Are you new to this part of the quadrant??? Have you talked with the Federation of Planets yet? They have a handbook, you know.
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Only if you are paying them more than they can make from betraying you.
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no ferengi can be trusted. even if you ask one to watch your car while you pop in the store for a minute. they are lying, theiving and ruthless individuals..they are greedy and only think of themselves.
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I think these more than answer this question as much as i like Quark ,Rom and Nog i would NEVER turn my back to them they'd have my teeth before i even knew they where missing lol the blank ones have either never been mentioned or i never had them Ferengi Rules of Aquistion #1 Once you have their money ... you never give it back #2 You can't cheat an honest customer, but it never hurts to try. #3 Never pay more for an acquisition thanyou have to. #4 A woman wearing clothes is like a man in the kitchen. #5 If you can't break a contract, bend it. #6 Never allow family to stand in the way of opportunity. #7 Keep your ears open. #8 Small print leads to large risks. #9 Opportunity plus instinct equals profit. #10 Greed is eternal. #11 Latinum isn't the only thing that shines. #12 Anything worth selling is worth selling twice. #13 Anything worth doing is worth doing for money. #14 Anything stolen is pure profit. #15 Acting stupid is often smart. #16 A deal is a deal ...until a better one comes along. #17 A contract is a contract is a contract, but only with a Ferengi. #18 A Ferengi without profit is no Ferengi at all. #19 Satisfaction is not guaranteed. #20 When the customer is sweating, turn up the heat. #21 Never place friendship above profit. #22 A wise man can hear profit in the wind. #23 Never take the last coin, but be sure to get all the rest. #24 Never ask when you can take. #25 There's always a ways out. #26 As the customers go, so goes the wise profiteer. #27 There's nothing more dangerous than an honest businessman. #28 Morality is always defined by those in power. #29 When someone says "It's not the money," they're lying. #30 Talk is cheap; synthehol costs money. #31 Never make fun of a Ferengi's mother ...insult something he cares about instead. #32 Be careful what you sell. It may do exactly what the customer expects. #33 It never hurts to suck up to the boss. #34 Peace is good for business. #35 Caressing an ear is often more forceful than pointing a weapon. #36 Too many Ferengi can't laugh at themselves anymore. #37 You can always buy back a lost reputation. #38 Free advertising is cheap. #39 Friendship is temporary, profit is forever. #40 She can touch your lobes but never your latinum. #41 Profit is its own reward. #42 Only negotiate when you are certain to profit. #43 War is good for business. #44 Never confuse wisdom with luck. #45 Profit has limits. Loss has none. #46 Make your shop easy to find. #47 Don't trust a man wearing a better suit than your own. #48 The bigger the smile, the sharper the knife. #49 Old age and greed will always overcome youth and talent. #50 Gratitude can bring on generosity. #51 Never admit a mistake if they're someone else to blame. #52 Never ask when you can take. #53 Sell first; ask questions later. #54 Never buy anything you can't sell. #55 Always sell at the highest possible profit. #56 Pursue profit; women come later. #57 Good customers are as rare as latinum -- treasure them. #58 There is no substitute for success. #59 Free advice is seldom cheap. #60 Keep your lies consistent. #61 Never buy what can be stolen. #62 The riskier the road, the greater the profit. #63 Power without profit is like a ship without an engine. #64 Don't talk shop; talk shopping. #65 Win or lose, there's always Huyperian beetle snuff. #66 Anyone serving in a fleet who is crazy can be relieved, if they ask for it. #67 Anyone asking to be relieved is not crazy and must be forced to serve. #68 Ear stroking will get you anything. #69 Ferengi are not responsible for the stupidity of other races. #70 Get the money first, then let the buyers worry about collecting the merchandise. #71 There's a customer born every minute. #72 Never trust your customers. #73 If it gets you profit, sell your own mother. #74 #75 Home is where the heart is ...but the stars are made of latinum. #76 Every once in a while, declare peace. It confuses the hell out of your enemies. #77 Go where no Ferengi has gone before; where there is no reputation there is profit. #78 When the going gets tough, the tough change the Rules. #79 Beware of the Vulcan greed for knowledge. #80 If it works, sell it. If it works well, sell it for more. If it doesn't work, quadruple the price and sell it as an antique. #81 There's nothing more dangerous than an honest businessman. #82 The flimsier the product, the higher the price. #83 Revenge is profitless. #84 A friend is not a friend if he asks for a discount. #85 Never let the competition know what you're thinking. #86 A wife is a luxury, a smart accountant a necessity #87 Trust is the biggest liability of all. #88 When the boss comes to dinner, it never hurts to have the wife wear something. #89 Ask not what your profits can do for you, but what you can do for your profits. #90 Mine is better than ours. #91 He who drinks fast pays slow. #92 Never confuse wisdom with luck. #93 He's a fool who makes his doctor his heir. #94 Females and finances don't mix. #95 Expand or die. #96 For every Rule, there is an equal and opposite Rule. (except when there's not) #97 Enough ...is never enough. #98 Act without delay! The Sharp knife cuts quickly. #99 Trust is the biggest liability of all. #100 Everything that has no owner, needs one. #101 The only value of a collectible is what you can get somebody else to purchase it for. #102 Nature decays, but latinum lasts forever. #103 Sleep can interfere . . . #104 Faith moves mountains ...of inventory. #105 Wise men don't lie, they just bend the truth. #106 There is no honor in poverty. #107 A warranty is valid only if they can find you. #108 A woman wearing clothes is like a man without profit. #109 Dignity and an empty sack is worth the sack. #110 Only a fool passes up a business opportunity. #111 Treat people in your debt like family ...exploit them. #112 Never have sex with the boss's sister. #113 Always have sex with the boss. #114 #115 #116 There's always a catch. #117 You can't free a fish from water. #118 Never cheat a honest man offering a decent price. #119 Never judge a customer by the size of his wallet. #120 Even a blind man can recognize the glow of Latinum. #121 Everything is for sale, even friendship. #122 As the customers go, so goes the wise profiteer. #123 #124 Friendship is temporary, profit is forever. #125 A lie isn't a lie until someone else knows the truth. #126 A lie isn't a lie, it's just the truth seen from a different point of view. #127 Gratitude can bring on generosity. #128 Ferengi are not responsible for the stupidity of other races. #129 Never trust your customers. #130 Never trust a beneficiary. #131 #132 The flimsier the produce, the higher the price. #133 Never judge a customer by the size of his wallet ...sometimes, good things come in small packages. #134 #135 The only value of a collectible is what you can get somebody else to pay for it. #136 #137 Necessity is the mother of invention. Profit is the father. #138 Law makes everyone equal, but justice goes to the highest bidder. #139 Wives serve, brothers inherit. #140 The answer to quick and easy profit is: buy for less, sell for more. #141 Only fools pay retail. #142 A Ferengi waits to bid until his opponents have exhausted themselves. #143 The family of Fools is ancient. #144 There's nothing wrong with charity ...as long as it winds up in your pocket. #145 Always ask for the costs first. #146 #147 New customers are like razor toothed gree worms. They can be succulent, but sometimes they bite back. #148 Opportunity waits for no one. #149 Females and finances don't mix. #150 Make your shop easy to find. #151 Sometimes, what you get free costs entirely too much. #152 Ask not what your profirs can do for you; ask what you can do for your profits. #153 #154 The difference between manure and Latinum is commerce. #155 What's mine is mine, and what's yours is mine too. #156 Even in the worst of times someone turns a profit. #157 You are surrounded by opportunities; you just have to know where to look. #158 Don't pay until you have the goods. #159 The customer is always right ...until you have their cash. #160 Respect is good, Latinum is better. #161 Never kill a customer, unless you make more profit out of his death than out of his life. #162 Even in the worst of times someone turns a profit. #163 A thirsty customer is good for profit, a drunk one isn't. #164 Never spend your own money when you can spend someone else's. #165 Never allow one's culture's law to get in the way of a universal goal: profit. #166 Never give away for free what can be sold. #167 If a deal is fairly and lawfully made, then seeking revenge especially unprofitable revenge, is illegal. #168 Beware of relatives bearing gifts. #169 Competition and fair play are mutually exclusive. #170 Never gamble with an empath. #171 Time is Latinum. The early Ferengi gets the Latinum. #172 If you can sell it, don't hesitate to steal it. #173 A piece of Latinum in the hand is worth two in a customer's pocket. #174 Share and perish. #175 When everything fails... A.) Scream as loud as you can B.) Run. #176 Ferengis don't give promotional gifts! #177 Know your enemies ...but do business with them always. #178 The world is a stage - don't forget to demand admission. #179 Whenever you think that things can't get worse, the FCA will be knocking on your door. #180 Never offer a confession when a bribe will do. #181 Not even dishonestly can tarnish the shrine of profit. #182 Whenever you're being asked if you are god, the right answer is YES. #183 Genius without opportunity is like Latinum in the mine. #184 There are three things you must not talk to aliens: sex, religion and taxes. #185 If you want to ruin yourself there are three known ways: gambling is the fastest, women are the sweetest, and banks are the most reliable way. #186 There are two things that will catch up with you for sure: death and taxes. #187 Borrow on a handshake; lend in writing. #188 Never bet on a race you haven't fixed. #189 Let others keep their reputation. You keep their money. #190 Hear all, trust nothing. #191 #192 Never cheat a Klingon ...unless you're sure you can get away with it. #193 Klingon women don't dance tango. #194 It's always good business to know about new customers before they walk in your door. #195 Wounds heal, but debt is forever. #196 Only give money to people you know you can steal from. #197 Never trust your customers, especially if they are your relatives. #198 Employees are the rungs on your ladder to success - don't hesitate to step on them. #199 The secret of one person is another person's opportunity. #200 If you're going to have to endure, make yourself comfortable. #201 The justification for profit is profit. #202 #203 #204 When the Grand Nagus arrives to offer you a business oportunity, it's time to leave town until he's gone. #205 When the customer dies, the money stops a-comin'. #206 Fighting with Klingons is like gambling with Cardassians - it's good to have a friend around when you lose. #207 Never trust a hardworking employee. #208 Give someone a fish, you feed him for one day. Teach him how to fish, and you lose a steady customer. (or =>) #208 Sometimes, the only thing more dangerous than a question is... the answer. #209 Tell them what they want to hear. #210 A wife, who is able to clean, saves the cleaning lady. #211 #212 If they accept your first offer, you either asked too little or offered too much. #213 Stay neutral in conflicts so that you can sell supplies to both sides. #214 Never begin a negotiation on an empty stomach. #215 Instinct without opportunity is useless. #216 Never take hospitality from someone worse off than yourself. #217 Only pay for it, if you are confronted with a loaded phaser. #218 Always know what you're buying. #219 Possession is 11/10 of the law. #220 Profit is like a bed of roses - a few thorns are inevitable. #221 Beware of any man who thinks with his lobes. #222 Knowledge is Latinum. #223 Beware the man who doesn't make time for oo-mox. #224 Never throw anything away: It may be worth a lot of Latinum some Stardate. #225 Pride comes before a loss. #226 Don't take your family for granted, only their Latinum. #227 Loyality can be bought... and sold. #228 All things come to those who wait, even Latinum. #229 Latinum lasts longer than lust. #230 Manipulation may be a Ferengi's greatest tool, and liability. #231 If you steal it, make sure it has warranty. #232 Life's not fair (How else would you turn a profit?) #233 Every dark cloud has a Latinum lining. #234 Never deal with a beggar; it's bad for profits. #235 Don't trust anyone who trusts you. #236 You can't buy fate. #237 There's a sucker born every minute. Be sure you're the first to find each one. #238 The truth will cost. #239 Never be afraid to mislabel a product. #240 The higher you bid, the more customers you drive away. #241 Never underestimate the importance of the first impression. #242 More is good ...all is better. #243 If you got something nice to say, then SHOUT. #244 If you can't sell it, sit on it, but never give it away. #245 #246 He that speaks ill of the wares will buy them. #247 Never question luck. #248 Celebrate when you are paid, not, when you are promised. #249 Respect other culture's beliefs; They'll be more likely to give you money. #250 A dead vendor doesn't demand money. #251 Satisfaction is not guaranteed. #252 Let the buyer beware. #253 A contract without fine print is a fool's document. #254 Anyone who can't tell fake doesn't deserve the real thing. #255 A wife is a luxury ...a smart accountant a necessity. #256 Synthehol is the lubricant of choice for a customer's stuck purse. #257 Only fools negotiate with their own money. #258 A Ferengi is only as important as the amount of Latinum he carries in his pockets. #259 A lie is a way to tell the truth to someone who doesn't know. #260 Gambling is like the way to power: The only way to win is to cheat, but don't get caught in the process. #261 A wealthy man can afford anything except a conscience. #262 No lobes, no profit. #263 Never allow doubt to tarnish your lust for latinum. #264 It's not the size of your planet, but it's income, that matters. #265 #266 When in doubt, lie. #267 Cheating is wrong, but it's good for business. #268 Latinum is better than everything. #269 A man is counted by his latinum. #270 It´s better to have gambled and lost than to never have gambled at all. #271 There's many witty men whose brains can't line their pockets. #272 The way to a Ferengi's heart is through his wallet. #273 Always count their Latinum before selling anything. #274 There is no profit in love; however, a strong heart is worth a few bars of Latinum on the open market. Keep it on ice. #275 Latinum can't buy happiness, but you can sure have a blast renting it. #276 If at first you don't succeed, try to acquire again. #277 Diamonds may be girl's best friends, but you can only buy the girl with Latinum. #278 It's better to swallow your pride than to lose your profit. #279 Never close a deal too soon after a female strokes your lobes. #280 An empty bag cannot stand upright. #281 Blood is thicker than water, but harder to sell. #282 Business is like war; it's important to recognize the winner. #283 Rules are always subject to change. #284 Deep down everyone's a ferengi. #285 No good deed ever goes unpunished. #286 When Morn leaves, it's all over. [Quark's Rule.] #299 Whenever you exploit someone, it never hurts to thank them. That way, it's easier to exploit them the next time.
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Even though he's a sleaze, I'd trust Quark. He always seemed to follow through getting any merchandise needed by a customer. He only tried to get as much money as he could.
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