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I'm not a big fan but I would invite him in and put on a pot of coffee.
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think - Blimey - what is he doing in Devon in England, sure he would be busy celebrating in America
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say Congratulations and shut the door. I'm not happy with anyone that wakes me up!
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open the door, invite him in put on coffee ask can I help you.
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I would wonder why he came here, when he lost this state.
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I would invite him in, but warn him not to wake the baby. I would probably start by saying that while I didn't vote for him, I will support him as the leader of our country in any way that I can. Then I'd ask him why his limo was parked in the middle of my street.
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Give him a hug and tell him to bugger off!
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I would tell him why come to my house im a lozer and give him a coke.
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here? gosh, the mailman rarely braves coming out here!!! i think i might soil myself.
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I would be so excited and honored that the president of the united states is standing on my doorstep with Michelle. Then I would invite him in and offer him some coffee or something to eat and congraulate him on his win.
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As him how (someone like me) could I possibly help him. After I came to from passing out...
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I would ask him why he wasn't in the United States.
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I'd tell him that as POTUS, he has my prayers and support, but he did not get my vote this time, and that he had better do a very good job to get it next time. Then I'd tell him to get the fuck off my doorste and get his ass to DC and start fixing shit, because one can never get too early of a start. I don't do coffee, so I'd give him directions to the nearest convenience store for that, but if he and his wife and the secret service guys would enjoy Diet Pepsi, they could have it to go.
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Think to myself "I REALLY should have picked up the living room and washed the dishes before I went to bed"
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I'd shake his hand, then I'd ask what he's doing out of America.
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Invite him in, shake his hand, ask him to have a seat and offer him something to drink. Yes, he's President, but he's also a man for all people.
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Pick up the baby's toyz Tazmanian Devil style, then invite him in for some coffee and have a chat with him about what I expected of him as our new leader.
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If I had just woken up, I would mistake him for someone else and say "I already gave you back your tire iron." Then I'd shut the door and lock it.
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Ask him where my sausage crossianwich was. Every time the King shows up he has BK for me. Why should the President be any different.
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1) Squeal 2) Hug him 3) Be tackled by Secret Service agents.
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Be mean for waking me... then most likely invite him in.
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'Hello there, well done and all that. What on earth are you doing in this country?'
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I would invite him in and ask him what national emergency that couldn't wait until morning he needed to discuss with me.
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Say "Barry i didn't even vote for you, what's up? Well don't be upset that i didn't vote for you, i mean you seem like a likable guy, i just don't really know anything about you."
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Say hi, nice to meet you..can you get me tickets to the court hearing in hawaii on the 18th..by the way, I did not vote for you. lol :)
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"Don't worry Barry. I have my sights set on Peru. You're safe, for now."
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