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Something to the effect of "If your original hebrew agree's with my King James Version then it is correct. If it doesn't agree with my King James Version then it is not correct." sigh. . . And besides the KJV is a horrible translation. The best translation I know of is the NIV translation. Although NLT is good to teach with.
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"A bird in the hand is worth 2 in the bush" I still have no idea what it means..
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This one I saw on AB "A baby eating druid!"
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This one is in the future and it is on my tombstone, "Pardon me for not getting up"
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Excuse me while i poke out my mind'e eye.
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Street Vendor: Water? Marcus Brody: No thank you, fish make love in it.
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After two guys have been lost in a strange place and suddenly ended up where they started, one guy says: "Hey, I know where we are. We're in that place where I didn't know where we were before."
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"If promises were crackers, my daughter would be fat!" -Spiderman 2
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"I get to go to lots of overseas places, like Canada." - Britney Spears, Pop Singer "Smoking kills. If you're killed, you've lost a very important part of your life," --Brooke Shields, during an interview to become Spokesperson for federal anti-smoking campaign. (11) This one would be funny if it weren't so hurtful: "Whenever I watch TV and see those poor starving kids all over the world, I can't help but cry. I mean I'd love to be skinny like that, but not with all those flies and death and stuff." --Mariah Carey
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Holy rusty metal, Batman! ... the metal... it's rusted with holes in it... :)
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Plastic surgeons are always making mountains out of molehills. -- Dolly Parton
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Homer Simpson, from the Simpsons Movie: "D'OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!"
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"When a women says nothings wrong, every things wrong. When a women says every things wrong, every things wrong, and when a women says somethings not funny, you better not laugh your butt off"
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"I did not have sex with that woman, Miss Lewinsky."
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"If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bull."
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during the miss usa pagent when i think it was missisippi was asked a ques and she started talkin about maps and stuff (sorry to be so vaugue)
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A lie gets halfway around the world before the truth has a chance to get its pants on. Winston Churchill
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Homer Simpson, in regards to a waffle stuck to the ceiling that he had been praying to: "Mmmmmm, sacrilicious."
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Well nancy and I are both looking for the other half of my head. Ronald Reagan
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"Most cars on our roads have only one occupant, usually the driver." - Carol Malia, BBC Anchorwoman
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Our current President is a treasure trove: . . .
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I was at the doctor's office and they had a tv in the lobby with the soap opera "All My Children" and some guy named Rick is thinking to himself "If only the clinic hadn't mixed up those eggs". Everytime I think about that I just crack up.
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Those who survived the San Francisco earthquake said, "Thank God, I'm still alive." But, of course, those who died, their lives will never be the same again. - CA Senator Barbara Boxer
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From our wonderful president... "I hear there's rumors on the Internets that we're going to have a draft." "You teach a child to read, and he or her will be able to pass a literacy test." "Rarely is the questioned asked: Is our children learning?" "We're concerned about AIDS inside our White House - make no mistake about it." "I know how hard it is for you to put food on your family." "Our enemies are innovative and resourceful, and so are we. They never stop thinking about new ways to harm our country and our people, and neither do we." and the best "There's an old saying in Tennessee — I know it's in Texas, probably in Tennessee — that says, fool me once, shame on — shame on you. Fool me — you can't get fooled again."
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Sometimes they write what I say and not what I mean. Pedro Guerrero
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Are slugs just snails without homes?
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The wheel keeps on turning but the Hampster's dead. :D
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"A flute with no holes is no longer a flute but a donut with no hole is a danish."
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" She told me to give her 10 inches and make her bleed! So I F***ed her twice and punched her in the face!"
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"There nothing to writing, all you do is sit at a typewriter and bleed!" Isn't that weird????
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Civil War quote: "They couldn't hit an elephant at this distance" - Union General John Sedgwick spoke these words just moments before being shot dead by a confederate sniper at Spotsylvania
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