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Just sodomize with my brother's head.
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Oh, God, yes. Yes.
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I have had that thought, but alas he is much too young for me, dear :)
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Yes. That man is just too sexy for his own testicles.
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No, but if he wants to simulate a crankshaft and get mounted by the Pistons then party on, people! ;)
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Actually, something like that. The idea never completely formed.
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No. It would remind me too much of David Hasselhoff, which would result in a stroke, which in turn would result in a lawsuit and/or a botched cover-up operation involving shovels and steamer trunks and at least one very oily corpse in a shallow grave by the side of the highway.
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Hells no. He was against gratuitous nudity at my hot tub party, so he might have trouble revving the engine for that to happen.
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