excuse me do you have any raisins?no?howabout a date?

I used to use that line with the raisins but it was noodles instead. "Excuse me, do you have any noodles? NO? Oh thats too bad, I love a man with noodles." Worked like a charm everytime.

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I work here at the grocery store, do you need help getting bread? That one made me laugh so hard, I actually went on a date with the guy!!

have we met? Oh that's right your name is Visa right?... Your every place I want to be, What are you drinking?

Hello, my what a pretty outfit. That sure would look nice on my bedroom floor.

Is that a mirror in your pocket? I could totally see myself in them. I like that one. But my favorite no doubt one is: So...You're a Girl, huh?

i dont do pick up lines they are cheesy usually, i have walked up to a guy and asked him if he was single, then just kissed him... it worked

Those are HUGE!!

Can I have some fries with that shake?? Either that or If I said you had nice lips would you put them on mine

I must say, that you look exactly like my future ex-wife :-)

"I wet my pants. Can I get in yours?"

Hi my name is DuchessIndie, I would like tot ake you out for coffee/lunch/dinner. Would you go out on a date with me please? Somehow the direct approach always elicits an excellent result. Sometimes the person says no, but strikes up a conversaton (and they can be filed away for later). Anyway works for me.

It's corny, but it worked. Not on me, my fiancee used on one of his exes. Order a glass of water and then sit down next to your chosen one and start talking. Every so often stick your finger in the glass and wipe it on both your shirts. Don't say anything, just do it. And at the end of the say "What do you say we go back to your/my place and get out of these wet cloths?"

What's your name?...(she answers)...Oh really, that's my wife's name!

I'm not fred flinstone but I can sure make a bed rock

Excuse me Ms., but does this rag smell like chloroform to you?

I love pick up lines, these are oldies but goodies: -Your father must have been a baker cause you sure have nice buns! -If I could rearrange the alphabet I would put U and I together!

I have two. "Is that a mirror in your pocket? Cause I can see myself in your pants." "Are parents retarded cuz you sure are special."

It's not really a pick up line, but kinda. "How much does a polar bear weight?" "I have no clue" "Enough to break the ice. Hi I'm Mike." Haha. Works every time.

A girl came to me at work the other day and said, "Let's play war, you lay down and I'll blow you away......" I'm still a little taken aback, as she is 5 yrs. older than my daughter.

"hi, you're cute. Want $100?"

"Hey babe you wanna go out with earl tonight?" you say. "NO!" she says. "good thing my names Jim"

I've got a Guaranteed Overnight Delivery policy. 1. My Package 2. Your Place. 3. Overnight.......guaranteed.:-)

I'm not Fred Flinstone but I can sure make a bed rock.

Woman, I hate to see you go, but I LOVE watching you leave.... You are like a candy bar: half sweet and half nuts. You are not a woman, you are an essence You are so beautiful that I would marry your brother just to get into your family. You are so beautiful that you give the sun a reason to shine. You are so sweet...I'm getting a toothache just looking at you... You are the hottest thing since sunburn. You know the more I drink, the prettier you get! You know what? Your eyes are the same color as my Porsche. You know, you might be asked to leave soon. You're making the other women look really bad. You look beautiful today, just like every other day. You look just like my mother. You look like a big glass of water and I sure am thirsty! You look like the type of girl who has heard every line in the book ... So what's one more?? You look so good, I could put you on a plate and sop you up with a biscuit! You make me melt like hot fudge on a sundae. You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only a light switch away. You must be going to hell cause it must be a sin to look that good. You MUST have a nice personality. You remind me of a magnet, because you sure are attracting me over here! You remind me of a pop tart. (Why?) You're cool cause you're hot! You Say: Looks like we're late." She Says: "For what?" You Say: "For dinner. Your choice this time, I'm buying." You see my friend over there? [Point to friend who sheepishly waves from afar] He wants to know if YOU think I'M cute. Your dad must have been retarded, 'cuz you are special. Your daddy must be a terrorist, because baby- you da bomb! Your earrings are the mirrors which reflect the moonlight into your eyes Your eyes are as blue as my toilet water at home. Your eyes have touched my soul You're hotter than a Bunsen burner set to full power! You're like a dictionary - you add meaning to my life! You're so hot you would make the devil sweat. You're ugly but you intrigue me. You've been a bad boy. Go to my room. heres a few of my favourites

"Are you tired? Cuz you been running though my mind all day!" Did it hurt?...... When you fell from heaven?

mine: if i said you had a hot body would you hold it against me. this is my friend Taylor's two:BE MY GIRLFRIEND! I'll protect you till the day i die! and/or Excuse me do you have a map? i just got lost in your eyes. my friend Andrew's: if i bit my lip would you kiss it better? and if i dropped this 50c piece, what are the chances of me getting head? and one last one is that outfit is horrible, you should really take it off

Hi. I'm Jeff.

"If you were a booger I'd pick you first!" One of my friends came up from behind me, and I didn't know it was him. He said that to me, and I was literally on my knees laughing. When I looked up and saw it was my friend I must say i was a bit disappointed :D

Hi, I'm of foreign descent. I've got Russian hands and Roman fingers. ;)

heres a twenty pence phone your mum and tell her your not coming home tonight! Grab your coat youve pulled Ok I wouldnt use them but they are quite humerous!

haha, good question. i was at the club once, saw this girl dancing...asked her to come over, she did...i said, "hey, you look great out there dancing, but i noticed your tag was sticking out of the back of your shirt...i don't want you to look dumb, so i'll fix it for you".....she said, "ok" and turned around...i pretended to fix her tag (which wasn't sticking out) and then pretended to read and said out loud, "100% cotton, and just like i expected...MADE IN HEAVEN". Believe it or not, it actually worked because she knew i was just trying to be corny.

"Do you use Windex? 'Cuz I can see myself in your pants." If a guy laughs at that, he's worth a date :)

"You have the most beautiful blue eyes I have ever seen" was the start of a three and a half year relationship. =)

I'll be sitting by myself in the corner with the pay-phone later when your finished dancing with the handsome, shallow guys.

"excuse me, can i have a picture of you?" "um, why?" "so i can show santa what i want for christmas.."

Where you raised on a chicken farm? Because you sure know how the raise cocks up in here!!!

Can I buy you a drink no strings attached?

If you were a booger, I'd pick you first! (this one probably only works on people with a good sense of humor!)

Hey girl! Were you raised on a chicken farm? She says "No" Because you sure know how the raise cocks up in here!!

You must be a meter maid, cause you got fine written all over you!

did it hurt? did what hurt? when you fell from the sky. somebody call the police because this woman just stole my heart. are those astronaut pants? because your butt is out of this world!

Nice legs, when do they open?

If I asked you to go out with me would your answer be the same as the answer to this question? =)

I heard this one from a TV show - "Did you know that in the shower - 10% of Females masturbate, and the other 90% sing a song? - Do you know what song they sing?" She says I don't know Then you say "Then you must be one of the ones who masturbates!" And you fall madly in love.

To a woman jogging:"It's so nice of you to warm up a snack like that for me!"

Do you sleep on your stomach? Can I? and from 40 year old virgin DO you like to Do it yourself?

I couldn't help but notice your wearing a thong, is it sponsored by Visa? Cuz it's everywhere I wanna be!

Where have I been all your life? Lets go somewhere and make nice together!!

(Feigning incredulity) MyGOD WOMAN!! DREAMS REALLY DO COME TRUE!!

Oh wait... I was suppoed to say "...but that's one too many halves." and then I must have forgotten... whoops.

You ask a woman " Where you raised on a chicken farm?" She says "No why?" You say " Because you know how to raise cocks up in here!!"

I like the way you work, can I get you on my staff?

Nice shoes, wanna fuck?

Your name must be Gillette? the best a man can get.

hey I like how you're smiling

I wondering how you would look sleeping

"pretend to trip and fall on her" are you ok? because i fell for you"

Are there really and "good" ones? Or do people just keep using the same, lame ones all the time? I actually had someone come up to me in a bar and ask me "so, what's your sign?" It was one thing that I wasn't single, but this person was not the least bit attractive. in fact, quite scary looking (picture a serial-killing trucker type...).

'well i just walked into the bar to have a quiet drink, but i saw your eyes end i had to say something. while i'm here complimenting you, can i buy you a drink?' I am the pickup master.

I was bowling drunk with friends and was outside taking a smoke break, when an attractive woman asked me for a light, and for some reason trying to impress her, I told her: "Don't judge me by these ugly bowling shoes...I actually have a beautiful custom truck" And she was sooooo impressed with my pick up line she was nice enough to reply: "Good, now you can get into it and drive away!"

Do you smell cloriform? LOL

These are some funny pickup lines for men to use to women Can I buy you a drink, or do you just want the money. I may not be Fred Flintstone, but I bet I can make your bed rock. Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again? Hi, my name is {name}, how do you like me so far? Your body's name must be Visa, because it's everywhere I want to be. I may not be the best looking guy here, but I'm the only one talking to you. Yo Baby, you be my Dairy Queen, I'll be your Burger King, you treat me right, and I'll do it your way. Excuse me, do you have your phone number, I seem to have lost mine. I can't find my puppy, can you help me find him? I think he went into this cheap motel room. I'm new in town, could I have directions to your house. If you were a new hamburger at McDonald's, you would be McGorgeous. Let's do breakfast tomorrow. Should I call you or nudge you? If I could rewrite the alphabet, I would put U and I together. There must be something wrong with my eyes, I can't take them off you. Do you have a map? I just keep on getting lost in your eyes. You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only a light switch away. That's a nice shirt. Can I talk you out of it? There must be something wrong with my eyes, I can't take them off you. Are you from Tennessee? Because you're the only ten I see! Was your father a thief? 'Cause someone stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes. Your daddy must have been a baker, 'cause you've got a nice set of buns. Excuse me, but I DO think it's time we met. Shall we talk or continue flirting from a distance? Is it cold in here, or are you just happy to see me. Do you sleep on your stomach? No. Can I? Be unique and different, say yes.

Could I please have a bandaid? I hurt my knee when I fell for you.

Are those space pants? 'Cause that ass is out of this world.

yes-i wait to be asked-its worked for years and i have never been turned down---smile and enjoy the day-take three

Umm... I don't use pick lines... I just try to have an honest conversation with someone. If there's any interest, then we'll keep in touch and see where it goes, but if not, oh well, life goes on!

I want to drink your bathwater.

G'day anonymous, Thank you for your question. I don't use them. I think that they are often very cheesy. Regards

"Hi." Haha...thats all I got.

"Is that Windex in your pants, cause I can see myself in them!"

"The first time I layed eyes on you...I knew I could have a drunk one night stand in a filthy motel room with you...Hey where you going!?!"

Sit down next to a beautiful woman then very politely ask her if you can smell her pus*y. Of course she is going to say NO! Then you say "I'm sorry it must be your feet. If she kills you, you have it comming, if not you are gold. I have used this line a lot and have never been slapped.

Hey, you're kinda cute. Just one more drink.... WHOOOOOH MAMA!

Do you beleive in love at first site, or shall I walk past you again?

How do you like your eggs? Scrambled, poached or fertilized?

Pick up that box for me my friend is my personal favourite way of getting somebody to pick up what I cannot!

I need a quick female opinion, my friend John is in a relationship and...............(then say what you want)

hi there .. (smile) .. complicated, i know

"Do you smell that? Man it stinks, let's get outta here"

"Do I know you from somewhere?"

Hey baby! Havent i seen you somewhere before?? Oh thats right, your picture's in the dictionary next to KABLAM!

(Said in an Irish accent) Have ye got any Irish in you? No? Do you want some? You know you've got 236 bones in your body? Do you want another one?

My favorite pick line that always make the girl opposite me go crazy is "You know I never thought that you would be the lucky girl, who would pay me for taking you on a date."

I'd like to shave your legs?

You must be a thief because someone took the tyres from your car and put them on your lips.

"Hey baby, want to see something 'swell'? Come a little closer." -as said by Vince Masuka in "Dexter" EDIT: found this awesome Masuka compilation WITH the little line I quoted. The Masuka-Deb come ons start at 3:00 and the above pick up line is at 3:17 :) . . .

Good thing I brought my library card 'cause I'm checkin' you out!

I touch the tip of my finger to my tongue, then touch her lightly on the shoulder and say "Let's go get you out of those wet clothes"

excuse me... i seem to have lost my phone number. can i have yours?

Want to go to McDonalds and then screw? she says no I reply why dont you like mcdonalds?

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"You know, I just LOVE SUSHI." (wink-wink) I'm Asian. Some guys think THAT's a pick-up line...!

are you a baker? cause you got some hot buns! bahahaha oh or if you've watched/read holes, "i can fix that" haha or you can kick it oldschool with "i didn't know angels fly this low". oldschool baby

Have you ever been arrested? Why? Because you just stole my heart. Call your mom and ask if I follow you home, if you can keep me.

Did you clean your pants with Windex? I can practically see myself in them. Hi, the voices in my head told me to come over and talk to you. Pardon me miss, I seem to have lost my phone number, could I borrow yours? So, you're a girl huh?

if your left leg is thanks giving. and your right leg is christmas... can i visit you in between the holidays? lol

i go for the flattering lines, such as: i'm not drunk, i'm just intoxicated by you if i were a stop light, i'd turn red everytime you passed by, just so i could stare at you a bit longer. sorry, but you owe me a drink. (she asks why) because when i looked at you, i dropped mine. i'm sorry, were you talking to me? (she says no) well then, please start.

I am from the fire department and we just had an emergency call that this place is to be evacuated and I am personally responsible for escorting you out of the building. Sorry, I am not a male but a male did use that on me once and I thought it was hilarious.