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'Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!' I wanna go back to sleep!
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Where's my breakfast!
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It take me about 10 minutes before I can form anything as complex as a thought, but it's usually 'stop the bombs' which seems to be my brain's way of telling me to turn off the alarm.
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Do I really need to get up soon? How much longer can I sleep?
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Well this morning it was "WTF @ MY DREAM LAST NIGHT? WAS I BEING SHIP WRECKED?" But usually it consists of "DAMN, I'M SO TIRED! & WHY AM I SO HUNGRY, I JUST ATE A MID NIGHT SNACK A FEW HOURS AGO!"
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IM ALIVE! UGH, i wanna sleep like garfield...
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is my kid in bed with me if not is my boyfriends morning wood awake yet if so sex.......
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...five more minutes....
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The first thing into my head in the morning is usualy something like. "Oh s*** I slept 'till noon again! I just hope my mum has'nt taken over the computer yet."
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I really have to take a piss...
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Ugh... is Bush out of office yet?
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Where's my Dr.Pepper and cheetos?
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I wonder if I have comments on my answers?
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ZOMBIES!!!! Nevermind, I'm going back to sleep. ZZZZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
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It sounds wierd but i always get confused on which colour my hair is! it sorta freaks me out! so the first thing i think is OMG what colour is my hair today! :S
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i guess i just think fo my schedule.... cofee shower..whatever to want to to lol
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No. I'm not getting up. Not another day. I quit.
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Oh crap I've got to go to work AGAIN! On the weekends though its more like "mmm nice warm bed and to think I could stay here as long as I feel like."
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Is it time for bed yet?
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Are the kids alive and well ?
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The very first thing I think about is "I need coffee"
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Why didn't I hear my alarm clock? Then I turn (manicly praying) that my alarm clock isn't going to show that I've overslept.. while wondering 'is it the weekend?'
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let me sleep!!!!
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why do i have to get up? and go to work.
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Coffee. Now!
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What's for breakfast!
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Going back to sleep!
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Ugh... it's only 7:32, I still have another 8 minutes. Or I think about my boyfriend, always one of the 2.
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wut time is it! oh crap its 1 min after i ussauly get up... there im late lets go back to bed.
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"What year is it?!" - Terminator in "The Terminator" (1984)
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Man, time for school already :( I dont feel like dealing with these kids!
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Woohoo! I get another one! (Day, that is...)
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Afternoon delight in the morning. Then I slowly look at my wife. She slowly opens her eyes and then screams.
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What time is it? What day is it? What do I have to do today?
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Time to get on Answerbag.
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just another hr..lol
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G'day Kuyakev, Thank you for your question. On winter mornings, I think do I have to get out of my nice warm bed yet. I normally get out of the covers to go to work but linger longer on the weekend. Regards
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whether or not I have to work
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Where is the bathroom?
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"Damn this cat is heavy."
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Fifteen more minutes?
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NOOOOO i dont wanna get up, why do i get up 2 hours befor school starts? this is ridiculus! why is my alarm clock still ringing? what if i jsut dont get up... then i guess i could get aride from some1... AH CRAP its ben 5 minites i gotta hurry up
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Why is it that my underware is rising?
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usually its that i want to go back to sleep. today its i want to call.
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Breakfast and coffee!!
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"Gotta pee"
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Time to go to high school, only one more month and I'll be graduated.
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Horray my brother-in-law is going back to Idaho today!!!
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Awwwww..I'm up an hour early.....DAMN..zzzzzzzzz
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oh damn, i forgot to do my homework.
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i wanna go back to bed
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Crap I hope hes not in the shower.... I gotta peee!
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do I have to go to work?
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Coffee!
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ughh i wish i had 3 more hoursssss
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who woke me?!!
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my man, i love him so much, he last ting on my mind b4 i go 2 bed first ting wen i wake up :)
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coffeeeeeeee puleeeeze and OMG do I have to get up????
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" Oh crap, I have to work! Did I wake up on time?" and I look at my clock...every morning it never fails. My alarm fails sometimes...obviously :(
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I gotta pee =X
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"Can I go back to sleep yet"... then about five minuets later it's "do I have to go into work today"... then about ten minuets later its "should I ride or drive to work... if I drive I can get dugouts! Ohh I like dugouts... but if I take my bike and my rucksack I can also get dugouts, and it well established that you look 40% cooler jumping off of a motorbike than stepping out of a car"... decisions decisions!
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Ohh...why am I awake already? *pulls pillows around head*
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Man I hope she's in the mood.
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Oh God, I killed another one
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Oh no! Did I set the alarm clock?
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Well, I haven't gone to bed yet! I'll get back to you in about eight hours!
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oh no, is that the time
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"Am I leaking?" Yes, fears of prenatal incontinence pulled me out of bed this morning. Luckily, no leaking.
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" Bleh, have an exam at 3.30 pm! boring!!! "
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Take the dogs out. That's my thought every morning. Sucks in the winter.
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Yipee next Monday I am off on my holiday.
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maybe i can sleep for 5more minutes
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That i seriously shouldnt have eaten that Vindaloo last night!!!
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I really don't want to be awake yet (hit the snooze button).
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Feed the fish!
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Only 5 more days and I don't have to work there any more! And I can take my time looking for a new job, not just take the first one that comes along this time.
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"why am i awake right now?"..."mmm i'm going back to sleep"
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who is that shouting????? see next question for the reason... lol
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Is it Friday???
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What day is it?
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Woohoo I get another chance. Maybe this time I won't screw it up.
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Wonder what time it is?
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Coffee
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Did she have to have to first kitten on my bed?
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'I will not be a lazy bum today'... then in the same instance.. 'yeah right'
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TGIF
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It's payday... :)
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I should call in sick today because I don't have off monday for MLK day.
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Maybe today won't be so pukey
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Fuck work tonight!
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ten more minutes...
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Oh great, it's -9 degrees and she is going to want me to go start the car for her....I did...
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"Oh gods, here we go again, they are ALREADY smoking!" *cough, reach for inhaler* ... that is referencing my chainsmoking neighbors and the fact that they are forcing ME to breathe THEIR smoke in my own apartment.
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Is that my alarm? Already?!
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"Getting out of bed is so lame."
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tht i should sleep the day away cuz its another of day me and the couch and i fuckin take it
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Sh*t i'm late! AGAIN!!
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I wonder if my BF texted me.. we had a fight last night.
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we got to go to ashford
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HOT DAMN! That was fun last night!!!
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