Can someone tell me some good yo mamma jokes
by 
DanThemaster
ANSWERS: 16
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jokes.com category yo momma
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yo momma's teeth so yellow we used her as a jack o'lantern on Halloween not too funny but it was approriate for today
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Yo momma's glasses so thick when she looks at a map she can see people wavin'
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yo momma so fat....... she sat on a quarter and squeezed bugars out of George Washington's nose! Hardy Har har!!!!
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Yo mama's so stupid, she thought a lawsuit was something you wear to court. Yo momma armpits so hairy looks like she got Buckwheat in a headlock! Yo mama eats so much, if she died it would end world hunger. Yo momma house so small her washcloth makes wall-to-wall carpeting. Yo mama's teeth are so yellow, crows fly down and pick at them like it was corn. Yo momma house so small the doormat just says "WEL" Yo momma like Betty Crocker icing: Always ready to spread. Yo mama is so fat, she stepped on Wal-Mart, tripped on Kmart and landed on Target. Yo momma like Chinese food: Sweet sour and cheap! Yo momma like Crazy Eddie: She's practically giving it all away found at http://www.ticklemewithjokes.com
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Yo momma's so big she has her own zipcode.....
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Yo Mamma's so fat, when she sings...... it's over;)
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Yo Momma is so dumb she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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yo mama said lets go home so you grab the shopping cart.
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yo mamas so ugly they dedicated the word ugly for her.
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Yo Mamma so stupid, she runs around at night trying to catch some sleep Yo Mamma so stupid she put lipstick on her head so she could make-up her mind
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yo mama is so nice that as a result she made me dinner when i came over
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Yes, my favorite is... "Let's get off of moms. I just got off of yours." ; ) But here are some other "yo momma" jokes. : )
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Yo momma is so big I thought a blimp had landed when I saw her.......
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Your mama is like a bowling ball. She gets picked up, fingered, thrown in the gutter and she STILL comes back for more.
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Jokes???? nah!!!!!!!!!!!
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