Park somewhere else I suppose. That would be the first thing. If it is an assigned space, I guess I would mention it to whoever makes the assignments.

Park somewhere else :)

Get a little upset, then find another spot....oh, and did I mention the ice pick for their tires?

Jump up and down on the roof of their car.

Shoot em ? What are the options if one is to assume you are fairly sane - gunplay, mace or to physically assult may not be the best course. You could rant & rave, cuss & spit - but then you may get shoot at, maced or the sh** beat out of you. And in at #3 you could drive on to another "your parking place" with the idea that a little walk might do you some good and remember that person will someday will be a maggot infested pus ball. Life is fleeting - get on with it.

If it's an assigned space , as Tom said, I would mention it to someone in charge. Otherwise, I don't have a parking space. If someone is rude enough to take the space I have been waiting for, there is not much I can do about it except find another space. I may grumble and grouse a bit, but if they need it that bad...let 'em have it.

Find another one.

This is going to sound bad, but i might do something to their car. Not damaging it, but they know they did a bad thing. (Vindictive nature i guess)

I'd probably rant and rave in my car to let off steam while looking for another parking spot.

Meh, whatever. I would just find another spot.

Unless its assigned to you how can they steal it?Find another spot.Lifes to short for those kinds of battles.

Wait five minutes until they've got off, then I come back with my sledgehammer. I'll slash their tires, write "homo" on the bonnet, smash their windscreen with the sledgehammer, and throw a skunk in the back seat just for good measure. Real Answer - Go through that process in my head, get angry, then retreat and find another parking space.

Steal there car!

Soil myself.

If it is truly yours (i.e. assigned or designated), call a towing service. If it is not truly yours, find another. Don't you have more important things going on in your life?

well im an intimidating person i get out tell them to move it or im gonna hook a tow rope up to it with my big truck and move the sumbich for them after i kick their ass and they comply all the time no joke yes i have beat people for it before so far i havent lost im not the baddest man on the planet one day ill take my turn but oh well there will be healing time and ill be fine

move on

I'm from Miami. We shoot people who do that. Wow. Evidently, so does everybody else: http://www.nbc4.com/news/17065441/detail.html http://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/crime/two-shot-dead-in-row-over-parking-space-757933.html http://www.topix.com/forum/city/reading-pa/TS7EB7PCESQHVROM0 http://www.truveo.com/Fan-Fatally-Shot-Over-Parking-Space/id/4278497972 http://www.accessmylibrary.com/coms2/summary_0286-10494458_ITM http://www.lubbockonline.com/news/102597/LA0691.htm http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/top-stories/tm_headline=pregnant-krystal-shot-dead-over-parking-space&method=full&objectid=18871355&siteid=89520-name_page.html http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/c/a/2007/01/11/BAGGSNGNEJ1.DTL&hw=silly&sn=007&sc=883 http://www.nytimes.com/2006/12/02/nyregion/02dead.html http://www.somerset-kentucky.com/local/local_story_080225110.html http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,228939,00.html http://www.guardian.co.uk/uk/2007/apr/07/ukcrime.ukguns http://www.mtv.com/news/articles/1483903/20031229/meat_puppets.jhtml http://www.10news.com/news/2321162/detail.html http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/24697686/ http://dailystar.com.lb/article.asp?edition_id=1&categ_id=2&article_id=95695

my parking space? Did i rent it? at my apartment complex I might tell the office. I did rent it. but elsewhere, i'd find another spot

Get really mad about it, curse under my breath, do nothing about it, then find another space.

I don't have one to steal... If it's in my driveway? break their windows and have it towed. j.k

I call the cops. My space is in my yard. How can someone steal something that isn't yours, unless it's assigned.

Murder

Park on top of his car ;-)

It bothers me a little bit, but ... oh well...