Ok I'm making the WORLDS WORST pizza. From toppings to dough, what are the WORST possible ideas for this pizza? Please only food items.
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Austinius SillyVilles Resident Lothario
ANSWERS: 9
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Durian. For real.
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Hmmm... Try a sourdough bread crust, pumpkin paste instead of tomato, toppings should be raw liver and oysters, and Limburger cheese.
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Dark pumpernickel crust, strawberry jam for the sauce and Limburger cheese glops on top. Then finish with flaky tuna and orange slices for toppings.
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Cow brains
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mountain oysters
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How about Pumpkin and cumquats mixed in with week old fish... should smell really good....
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Liver and onions ((gagging!))
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cheese fruit, squid ink, horse testicles and 7 blocks of unmelted butter
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Cat food, dog food, canary seeds and tropical fish flakes. You did say only food items right?
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