Victorious Vixen Stabber:D

The Tomato Lobber.

The Naughty Nerfer. I understand that murder is best conducted in an up-close-and-personal manner. Therefore, I would elect to use a nerf-gun or nerf-ball as my weapon of choice. Can you imagine how much time I would have to spend with my victim to kill them with a nerf-gun? Ya just can't get any more personal than this! Although, using this approach I may not live long enough to become a SERIAL killer. ;-)

George Walker Bush

the two of diamonds killer.

"The Johnny Appleseed Killer." "The Plastics City Strangler." "The White Guy in His Early 30's Who Lived Alone and Kept to Himself All These Years, but Was Actually a Serial Killer"

The Doe Run Dicer? I wouldn't be much into cutting anyone up, though. I'd be more inclined to dump their whole (otherwise undamaged) body in a ditch somewhere. The Doe Run Ditcher doesn't ring very well, though.

The Cleaner or Mum.

Smurfy Smotherer Three Apples High Terror Little Blue Basher

the lip gloss and lace bandit

I'm going to have to have a think about this one. Yes - got it - I fancy poison as my weapon and I'll go to work in Paddington, London. How about "The Paddington Paraquat Poisoner"

I'm actually kind of surprised that this Q got so many answers. When I first saw it two days ago I thought it should be shunned, appealing as it was to my sense of the macabre. Here in Connecticut, disposal of corpses could be a problem, but ... no one digs up foundations. So I'd start with a small house and do frequent add-ons. By the time I was caught (if I was), they'd know me as The Remodeler. Of course, if I were going to be successful at this endeavor, I couldn't expect to limit myself to only killing when I was ready to start a new foundation or slab concrete pour for a home addition, and disposal still being a problem, I guess the cops would be finding body parts in curbside trash bins, and I could be The Connecticutter. (You wouldn't want to use the bathroom at my house, I think.) But that would only be the 'disposal' end of the business. (Every industry has a waste stream, doesn't it?) I don't think I'd like to do this business on a 'retail' level, taking victims one by one. No, I think I'd prefer to do business wholesale (so I may have to rethink my disposal methods, too). I would do my killing the way state governments have done it in New England for generations now: I'd be known as The Industrial Killer, killing whole industries at a swoop. Just elect me to the Legislature, and let me at 'em.

The Cheerios Kid! (Cereal killer, get it?) :)

D.E. Harris

"The Justified Copycat" I would travel the globe to kill other serial killers in the same manner that they exercise their murders.

They'd call me the political agenda killer. I'd kill politicians that didn't work towards the betterment of the people.

Cain,nuff said.

The public wouldn't have time to call my anything, they'd be all dead. :D Well I guess that's more a mass murderer...so here goes. La Guillotine, lulz.