How does Santa get to everyone's house in one night, and does he really go down the chimney?
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Leon23
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Yes. He has a skeleton key aswell though, because we don't have chimney.
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He uses a time traveling machine that makes time go slower for him but stays the same for us. If you have a chimney he goes down but if you don't he just snaps his fingers and is magically tranported inside your house. He prefers going down the chimney though.
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It is a matter of frequency - just like color and sound. Santa has developed through the centuries into the frequency of ideation (perhaps the most rapid, measurable frequency with human qualities) - which essentially means that he can multiply his effectiveness almost infinitely through the protoplasmic agency of other sentient beings, some of whom are quite versatile with chimney travel while others prefer less claustrophobic methodologies.
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WHAT!!!!!! He is real. After all these years
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He doesn't come to mine. I can't figure out if he doesn't show up because I'm jewish, or because I don't have a chimney.
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He uses Time Lord science. It's too complex to explain here.
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Yes, time travel is the way i would go if i were Santa. I've always believed that's how he could get the job done. It would explain how no one see's him, but manages to eat the snack and leave presents, he moves so fast that we can't see him. As for getting down the chimney, well, you just have to believe. Happy Holidays everyone!
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Doesn't he pick his nose or something?
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KY jelly
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A flush diet right before christmas
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I think this is true: I know Santa has magical powers, so he probably speeds up time for him but not for us. He gets in bye rubbing a lubricant on himself and sliding down the chimney or if you don't have one, he touches his nose and then winks, and he appears.
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