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You want me to tell you a secret by posting it on a website visible to unlimited numbers of people (unless China have blocked it, in which case nearly unlimited people)
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I always uphold the principle of strict confidence concerning people's secrets as well as my every own. Sorry, my lips are sealed. I hope you understand. Thank you.
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i once got emotional while watching an episode of the Simpson's (c'mon it was the one where bart took the blame for lisa stealing the teachers textbook so she wouldn't mess up her life)
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i heard that before....
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Loose lips sink ships.
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silent farting....
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I peed on my neighbours garden!
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OK, ..remember,..you promised. In college, we once dropped the drawers of a frat bro when he was out of it, painted a face on his rear-end, stuck a cigarette between his cheeks...and took a picture. We pinned a copy on the bulletin board in the student union saying, "America's Most Wanted: Have you seen this man? Call BR4-549." OK, Chuck, now you know...(lol).
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Nothing! Please don'tsay anything!
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I put a possum in the bosses desk drawer...cant wait til he opens it up tomorrow, that lil sucker is gonna be pissed.
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If I told you I would have to kill you.
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I saved the world. It's o.k. if you tell everyone. I have nothing to hide. Being a super duper world-saver is nothing to be ashamed of, so go ahead. Spread the word! :)
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