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What things, in addition to having a security system installed, can I do to prevent theft?
Don't own anything worth stealing, and then you won't even need the security system.
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If you were Isreal what would you do about Iran?
If I were Israel, I would first try to make myself an independent nation before concerning myself with other nations, so the first thing I'd do, is stop leeching billions off taxpaying Americans, and try and stand on my own two feet, so that other nations take me seriously, respect me, and don't view me as nothing more than a parasitic worm.
Once I had done that, then I could look Iran, and...
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Is a person called a thief only when he is caught?
A person is a thief if they steal, whether they get caught or not, REGARDLESS of gender.
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How would someone prove they are not a racist?
You can't, this is why the accusation is made by weaklings, because they know it cannot be refuted, and will be believed by people who want to believe the worst.
Strange, I made this video a few weeks ago: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Otx0-G5SQ5s
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Is Katy Perry on AB ? have you seen her *
I have seen her, but not on AB. I honestly couldn't name one of her songs, but she does have very pretty eyes.
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Men, would u eventually verbally fight back if ur in-laws treated u horribly & wouldn't stop?
Not eventually, immediately.
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Are there any good men on AB
I can only speak for myself, so yes, there are :)
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A guy is aged at twenty three, and he likes a seventeen year old girl; is this type of "like" socially acceptable to you?
Yes.
I'm from Britain where the age of consent is rightly 16, so there are two adults in the situation you describe, therefore, nothing wrong with it whatsoever.
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What if one fine day your 9-year old son says he'd like to be a professional killer someday, and says he's very serious about it?
I would think "Like father, like son". I wanted to be Batman when I was 9 (still do to be honest), so I don't mind my son using his imagination either, as I was allowed to do so when I was 9.
What I wouldn't do, is consult a psychiatrist, as I am not American, so understand that CHILDREN have imaginations, sometimes wild imaginations, and it's a normal part of childhood. Seeking help like an...
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Girls, do you find this man attractive?
God. No matter what you think of his looks, it's important that you know he's as dumb as soup.
"How can you say such a thing based on a photo? You must be racist!", erm, no, it's got nothing to do with racism, but everything to do with the fact that when he wants to take a photo of himself, instead of pointing the camera at himself, he points it at a mirror. What a major bell-end.
"Duh, I want...
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Why do men get more credit than women in sciences, be they biology, chemistr,y etc?
Because they deserve credit, that's why they get it. Surely you wouldn't want women to get credit when they do not deserve it?
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what do people do with there lives?
Me? I spend my life correcting people's grammar and spelling mistakes.
You didn't start your question with a capital letter, and you failed to spell "Their" correctly.
Result: FAIL.
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Do you like my face on this picture?
I can honestly say that I do not like your face. I'm sure you're a decent fellow, but your face? No, not for me :)
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does asking a question result in a question?
What do you mean?
:)
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My 10-yr old son's father & I never married. He left me when I was 6 mos pregnant. When my son was 5 mos I moved w/ him to my country w/ his Dad's permission. If I move back to the US now, will my son have to go to his Dad's house if he doesn't want to?
Fathers are very important, but not the ones who bail before the child's even shown face. I say you only allow them to have a relationship if they BOTH want it. People make mistakes, maybe if he sees his son, he'll want to make up for the ten years he's lost, and so much more, which could be kinda fun for you :)
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My 16 yr. old daughters Father has been in prison for 3 yrs. on drug charges. Hes out and now wants his visitation back to everyother weekend 6:00 on Friday-6:00 on Sunday she doesnt want to do that anymore. I have sole custody do I have to make her go?
It's not that you make her go, it's that you shouldn't have spent most of your time badmouthing him and making her afraid of him, or hate him enough to not want to see him in the first place.
It's her father, it would be best if they had a relationship, so I think you should do the decent and honourable (you're female, you'll have to look that big word up) thing, which is not to make her go and...
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Why do Americans feel it's ok for the government to issue payments to Native Americans for the injustices done to them but not to African Americans when that injustice was far worse?
Americans haven't done anything that bad to African Americans, certainly no worse than was done to the Native Americans. Methinks you're just another black person who likes to be a victim, so that you can have an excuse for doing nothing with your life.
If you're thinking about slavery, and want a big cash payout, who is going to pay, the people who LEGALLY bought slaves, or those that rounded...
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Is Craig Ferguson the funniest Brit ever?
Not a chance.
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Why do some people think R&B stand for rap music?
The same way people think bluegrass and southern rock are the same, they are just ignorant when it comes to music, so should perhaps keep their traps shut regarding the subject.
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If you're to poison someone what's a subtle way of doing it?
Put the poison in the ice, and then put the ice in a drink for them.
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Have you ever been tickled naked by another boy?
Not without paying for it :)
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Are you afraid of the police? Why or why not?
No, because I'm not a criminal, and I'm not black.
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Name a woman that you respect and admire?
Margaret Thatcher. There's more, but you asked for one.
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Girls kissing Girls ! is it exciting ?
No, it is one of two things, lesbianism, or attention seeking. There is nothing special, exciting, unique, or interesting about it.
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When is beating a woman acceptable?
In the same situation when beating a man is acceptable.
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Why do the British have such bad teeth?
We all get dealt a bad card, we got the bad teeth, Americans got the small brains.....
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Who do you think are better - overall - Cooks...women or men ?
Two different styles, men cook with grace, sophistication, effort, care and attention, and cook delights the angels themselves would wish to savour.
Women have a different way of cooking, and it's easy to emulate, as anyone can press the button on a microwave :D
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Have you ever known anyone with a double name, like "Howard Howard?"
Not personally, but Phil and Gary Neville, who are footballers, have a father named Neville Neville. His parents were obviously stoned at the time they named him.
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Do you think women are more emotional because they are mothers?
No. They use "being emotional" as an excuse for why they cry over nothing, which is strange, because crying is not the only emotion, so if women truly were emotional, they would laugh just as much as they cry, but of course they don't, they tend to only cry, due to being overgrown children.
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What kind of a British accent is this? What region?
Reading, Berkshire is my guess.
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US soldier goes on shooting spree killing 16 afghan citizens (9 women, 3 children). Will the US call it a terrorist attack ?
No, America will not call it that.
They still haven't referred to Anders Behring Breivik as a terrorist yet, even though his actions are exactly the same as a terrorist's.
If a US soldier fit the profile of the people the Jewish-owned media wanted you to view as terrorists, then he would be called a terrorist, unfortunately he is very unlikely to be brown, wearing pyjamas and surrounded by dust.
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what day/night of the week seems to be the most boring for you? why?
It's Sunday. The reason is that everything is geared towards it being Sunday, shops close early or don't open at all, the TV is pish, and I've even noticed that the Internet is pish on a Sunday, it's just the most boring day, but I'm thankful for them all :)
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What would you not put in your coffee or tea?
An aircraft carrier.
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What is the model of your computer?
Alienware Aurora.
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Is there anyone here from Scotland or England who can tell me about haunted places to visit?
I'm from Scotland, lots of castles here, and plenty of old buildings, but I find it hard to believe that any of them are haunted. The dungeons at Edinburgh castle are really creepy, but there is nothing that is specifically advertised as "Haunted".
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If you were Isreal what would you do about Iran?
Not take it for granted that the world is against them because they are Islamic.
I'm so sick of hearing about Israel, they are the whining bitch of the globe.
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Is being offended a tactic used by some people just to gain leverage?
God yes.
Women, blacks, and on rare occasions, gays, all use this trick. It makes them immune to criticism, well, from the majority, but it doesn't stop me calling them out for the bitch-ass fa66ots they are.
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Just seen movie Country Strong. Do you think Tim Mcgraw and his wife could act together? How do you think it would workout?
I think that they should be thankful for their talent, and stick to it, instead of trying to horn in on other careers. I'm so sick of famous people thinking they are actors/singers/models when that isn't their original career.
Actors are actors, singers are singers, and models are models, let's keep it that way, shall we?
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I am a loser and I want to die how can I die ?
Go to Saudi Arabia and dance with a gay man in the street. You won't last too long.
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Is the Devil a white man?
If he exists, he's most likely red, and female.
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Everybody likes a good Villain, are there any on AB
I've been banned from AB before, due to being ganged up on by a bunch of slack-jawed fagg0ts, including a community leader, who couldn't handle having their bullshit refuted. Unfortunately, I don't fit the profile of a villain as I don't have any tattoos, but I still consider myself to be pretty bad ass :)
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My mother always used to say ___________
I'll start the diet on Monday.
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Who in your opinion is stronger mentally, men or women?
Men, obviously.
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Is Glee the dumbest show ever?
No, you've made a slight error, it's not the dumbest show, it a show that has the dumbest audience.
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Who is the greater threat to women's rights in the USA? Iranian mullahs or the Republican Party?
Feminists are the greatest threat to women that has ever existed, it's just a pity that women are too stupid to realise this.
Iran are only a threat to their own women, and even then they're not, they're certainly no threat to western women, so don't fret, western women will still be able to behave in a manner so grotesque, it's enough to make one gag.
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form ur point of view ..why israel hates muslims and start with violence with them ??
Muslims are one of the groups of people who see the Jews for exactly what they are. Americans struggle to see their overlords and masters in any negative light, no matter what they do, and I mean, no matter what they do.
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Do you believe in fighting for the things you believe in?
Absolutely, I do.
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whats a girlie thing to do ? ;-)
You know when you witness something, and you end up rolling your eyes because it really annoyed you and got on your last nerve?
Whatever it was you witnessed, that was a girlie thing to do.
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Can a woman get pregnant if her husband kisses her over the phone?
I'll answer the question you're really asking;
No, your husband will not believe that is how you got pregnant, he'll know you've been cheating, so don't even attempt that pathetic excuse. Maybe tell him that you slipped and fell onto another man's knob, and that's how you ended up pregnant. He's more likely to believe that than your ridiculous phone story.
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Everything I do______________?
somehow offends either women, blacks, gays, Jews, or anyone else who wants the world to view them as a victim, so they say whatever anyone does is somehow offensive to their over-sensitive feelings.
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Describe Osama Bin Laden in one word
Scapegoat.
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Men, would you date a woman who is clearly smarter than you are? How about marrying her? Why or why not?
It wouldn't bother me, the only problem is, none exist.
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Men,have you ever notice that some women are so unpredictable and hard to understand?
Some?
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What does it mean when a random woman purposely blows her cigarette smoke in your face as you walk past each other?
She wants you, if she's hot, ditch your wife.
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Do you think the world would be a better place if it was ruled by women?
To put it simply, the world would not exist if women ruled, at least not for humans, as there would be a world war every week over the fact that one leader had better shoes than another, or was slimmer, prettier, or younger than another leader.
Let the nukes fly.
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Does anyone else believe that Women are honestly superior to men and that Women make better leaders in both relationships and in politics?
Women are not superior to men, they do not make better leaders than men, and relationships don't have leaders.
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If I________ I’d look hot.
...had one of those masks out of Mission Impossible 2, the one the bad guy uses to look exactly like Tom Cruise,...
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Do you think that the ease of approaching a pretty woman, as depicted in television shows is unrealistic?
When you realise they are just like spiders, they are more afraid of you than you are of them, it's a cakewalk.
I used to be nervous when I was younger, then I learned the truth, and now it's a doddle, such a doddle in fact, that there is nothing that would stop me approaching a woman if I liked her, even if she was surrounded by a bunch of blonde-haired, orange-skinned, pink-wearing clones...
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Do men get rejected by women more than women get rejected by men?
It may appear that men are rejected more, what with men being the ones to usually make the first move, but I think women are rejected more by men, they just don't know about it because it's all mental.
Many a time I've been looking at a woman and thought to myself "No f*ckin' chance", she just never finds out that I rejected her.
I hope this makes sense.
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Make me laugh. Tell me a joke or show me something funny.
Why have NASA never sent a woman to the moon?
It doesn't need cleaned yet.
Ba-dum-chhh!
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What's something that's doesn't exist?
Evidence of feminists doing anything positive for women, ever.
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What do you know about Chuck Norris?
He's the only decent fighter us whiteys have, the Chinese have Bruce, Jet, Sammo, Donny, Jackie, and Gordon Lui, all we have is Chuck.
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What is the biggest lie you ever believed?
Probably the Holocaust, but to be fair, I was told about it in school, and like a fool I assumed that everything they taught us in school was the truth, silly me.
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Women: when I was under than 20 I used to___________but now that I am over 40 I___________
When I was under 20 I used to piss and moan endlessly about how everything wasn't about me at all times, and how much of a victim I was, but now that I am over 40 I have completely changed, now I piss and moan about how much of a victim I am, and how everything isn't about me at all times.
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Who is the Walrus?
John Lennon, the pussy-whipped, goggle-eyed freak from that extremely average boy band, The Beatles, called himself "The Walrus" in one of his God-awful songs in a desperate attempt to show the world he does drugs and is therefore "cool".
Pitiful, but not as pitiful as the thousands of people who fell for the scam on the public called The Beatles.
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When did "alot" become a single word, as opposed to "a lot"? I had never seen that before I joined AB, but I keep seeing it on here.
Then you had best prepare yourself for the complete idiocy that is "Could of", "Would of", "Should of", as they are quite popular here too, along with "Addicting", instead of "Addictive".
It's not the site, it's the population, at least 85% of them are braindead.
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Can you describe women in one word?
Gullible.
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________ is the new black.
The false allegation of rape.
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Atheist: if there was no money in the world for you to Love & pursue than who would you love & serve?
This is a very distasteful question, and oh-so typical of the religious.
Atheists do not worship money, or not worship God because of money, such an insinuation borders on the offensive. They are Atheists because they were born that way (JUST LIKE EVERYONE ELSE) and have not been indoctrinated with lies about an invisible man in the sky, it's that simple.
You believe because you were...
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Men, what fashion trend for women do you find really unattractive?
Gay best friends, and small dogs.
Clothing is one thing, but to use a gay man or a small dog is beyond sickening, and shows just where these women's morals are.
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Why is it that when a guy hits you its ok to hit them back but if a girl hits you and you try to hit them back everyone freaks out? I know there naturally weaker and all but its not like your trying to kill them; just enough to get your point across.
It's perfectly acceptable to hit anyone back who has either hit you first, or attempted to hit you, be they male or female.
I love all these "man up" and "be a man" comments, they are so ignorant it's laughable, because the people who say these things have absolutely no idea that by saying such things, they are insulting women, and what's even funnier, is that most of these pig-ignorant...
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Why won't people just admit that they're stupid and wrong?
Because they are too stupid to realise how wrong they are.
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Anybody notice a men hating woman trend on here lately?
I have given, and witnessed many views about women that women themselves may not like to hear, but I have not witnessed any hate in all that. I would wager there is no hate at all, this is just your way of labelling anyone who dares to disagree with women with a negative name/image. Just because people point things out about women that they don't like, does not mean they hate women. Cats kill...
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do any girls wanna email a hot 16 year old boy?
If he really was hot, they would be E-mailing him without him having to beg them to.
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Have any women's groups ever lobbied to have women included in the compulsory military draft?
Never, as their goal is not equality, but superiority and preferential treatment. No women's group in existence has genuine equality as any of their goals, just things like destroying the family unit, mass lesbianism and other such nonsense.
Also, no women's group in existence has ever done anything positive for women, EVER.
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What are Muslims known for?
Being used as pawns in the government's cruel game of removing our rights by using fear, and claiming the removal of our rights are for our own good.
Once this comment gets approved by the government, you'll read it and agree with me :)
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What is this Skyrim thing people keep talking about on Facebook and what makes it so special?
It is a very good videogame, an absolutely enormous RPG. I am currently playing it on PC, and it is excellent, a lot like Fallout 3 with a LOTR skin.
It won, in my opinion, the most ridiculous award I've ever heard of, "Most Anticipated Game". You just know these award ceremony producers are scraping the barrel when that's the type of awards they dish out, pathetic.
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What do you think people should stop paying attention to? Why?
Feminists, because they've done enough damage now, it's time for them to stop.
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Why do white people believe in fairies and elves and polar bears
Don't be so silly, there's no such thing as Polar bears.
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Why 48% of all Americans suffer from some form of mental illness?
This is simple, it's because most Americans would give their right arm to attain victim status. Victim status is incredibly strong currency, it gives one attention, sympathy, and a position of never having anything one does or says questioned, scrutinised, or criticised.
Blacks, Jews, women, gays, other non-whites, and religious types, are the worst at lying to attain victim status.
Watch a...
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Is the ghostbusters theme racist? "I aint 'fraid of no ghost!"
No, but it is woeful in terms of grammar.
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What would be a great App for iPhone or iPad?
A translator for women's gibberish, so young men know what the Hell they actually mean.
WOMAN: "What kind of car do you drive?"
TRANSLATION: "What kind of car can you afford to drive?".
WOMAN: "What do you do for a living?"
TRANSLATION: "How much do you earn, and is it worth spending a few years with you to eventually take half of it, plus half your future income and pension?".
You get the...
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What is one thing about you that differentiates you from the stereotypical man/woman?
I can think for myself, and form my own opinions.
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The true measure of a man is ________________ ?
....something that no woman has any say in whatsoever.
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If you could take one thing in this world and get rid of it what would it be?
Feminism, the worst thing ever to happen to women. Without it, they would be close to perfect, with it, they couldn't be further away from perfect.
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i rounded up all the people that make computer viruses ... what shoud we do with them ?
Sack them from their job at Norton or McAfee, as that is where most viruses are created, in order to keep, yes, you guessed it, Norton and McAfee in business.
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You know you are poor when __________.
Your idea of social networking is putting a couch in your garden.
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When is it OK to hit a woman? I know a lot of people are going to say you should never hit a woman but, say for example, a woman knowingly gave you aids? Would this be ground to hit her? It's a hypothetical question by the way.
If a woman hits you, or makes an attempt to hit you, it is perfectly acceptable to put her on her arse, it is that simple.
If she knowingly, deliberately gave you AIDS, then it is perfectly acceptable to end her life.
Oh, and before any foaming-at-the-mouth feminist decides to tell me how much I hate women, these same rules apply to men, but the question is specifically about women, hence my...
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What makes Ashley and Mary-Kate Olsen not identical twins?
I love riddles, and I know this one. They are triplets, they keep the ugly sister locked up in the basement. It's Hollywood's best kept secret, man, do your research :D
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What's the best thing to put in a sandwich?
Whatever the woman making it wants to put in it.
Ba-dum-chhh!
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Atheists: tide goes in, tide goes out. You can't explain that. So God exists.
Well, I'm convinced.
I'm off to burn all my educational books, as a quest for knowledge is useless when you can take the easy way out and say "God made it happen".
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What's the worst thing about being your gender?
Being a man is superb, but the worst thing about it is how one is treated by women, for example, I am expected to put the most valuable thing I have, my life, on the line to save a woman I don't even know, and yet most women would laugh if I was ever to go through serious suffering, in a "He deserves it because he's a man" kind of way.
Also, as a man, I can't seem to win, for example, if a...
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What, in your opinion, should a kitchen look like? Why?
A room with a woman in it, making her man a sammich :D
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Hey! If you happen to see the most beautiful woman in the world ,tell her I love her. Okay?
How sad that you think love has everything to do with physical appearance. With such an attitude, unhappiness is inevitable for you.
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Do you have any "silly" rules at work??
Where I work they expect you to turn up on time, and then they expect you to actually work when you're there, it's a joke.
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If I take the side of women's rights do I lose my man card?
No, but if you fall for any of the lies spread by feminists, glass ceilings, gender wage gaps, rape lies, and domestic violence lies, then you will have your card revoked, with no possible chance of getting it back.
By the way, you'd be completely wasting your time, as women are not even slightly oppressed, they only wish they were so they can claim they are poor little victims.
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Tell me two great lies.
Women are oppressed.
90% of rapes go unreported.
Two of the greatest lies that are spread by rabid, foaming-at-the-mouth feminists. There are many, many more, but you asked for two.
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I often see white men with Asian women, but rarely see Asian men with white women. Why is that? I find Asian men attractive and I'm white.
Oriental women are the most beautiful in the world, not only that, they know how to treat men like men, and to make men feel loved and appreciated, unlike their western counterparts who treat men like sh1t, and have absolutely no appreciation for men at all, which explains why white men are attracted to oriental women.
Western women tend to prefer tall men, and Asian men, by and large, tend to...
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what is that bulge in your pants?
The cucumber I just stole from your fridge.
I'll put it back :)
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Which celebrity would you most feel comfortable leaving your kids with?
Lorraine Kelly.
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How many women can see that liberation is destroying the respect men had for women?
I have zero respect for women, only for individual women who have earned it, and I can assure you, it has absolutely nothing whatsoever to do with liberation. Not that women had anything to be liberated from, or have ever been liberated, but I know what point you're making.
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What is woman's best friend if dogs is mans bf?
Diamonds.
No real surprise that a woman's best friend is material, is it? Especially when you consider how soulless most of them are.
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UMMMMMMMMMMMMM Im BORED tell me something interesting
The phrase "Put a sock in it", which I'm sure you know means shut up, comes from when people used Gramophones, which did not have volume controls, so the way they turned down the volume, was to put a sock in the "speaker" part of it.
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Parents: What are you glad you let your child(ren) do?
My son is nearly three as I write this.
I am glad, and proud, that I let my son grow up without having to put up with that pathetic baby talk that all his peers have to suffer. I only have one child, I am no expert, but I believe he is more intelligent for it.
I was in a mini zoo at the local park one time, and there was a child of about five years old, and his parents were telling him that...
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When is it okay to cheat in a game?
It is only acceptable when it's a single player game, that way you're only cheating yourself. It is never acceptable when playing against human opponents.
In my opinion of course.
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What is going on in London?
The government want to remove more rights from citizens, so are deliberately allowing these riots to go out of control. That's why there have still not been any water cannons used.
When the dust settles, they'll then say that Twitter and Facebook were used to organise the riots, so in order to protect us all, our Internet access will have to be restricted, just like China, and everything we...
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Can you share an incredible fact with me?
Here's one I learned this morning;
42,000 people have been killed in Vietnam since 1975, because of unexploded weapons (which exploded when found).
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"Men working with women in an office is a bad idea. It's like bears working with salmon that's been dipped in honey." Agree or disagree?
I agree that that particular statement is as vile and sexist as "She was asking for it because of how she was dressed".
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Who is your favourite Indian?
Hardeep Singh Kohli, a very funny, and seriously underrated comedian.
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Do you think I would be considered intimidating to guys?
No.
Here's a tip for you, take it or leave it, but see when a woman claims to be intimidating, it comes across as "she can't get a man, so uses the pathetic excuse that men are intimidated by her". This is an age-old trick used mostly by fat, obnoxious, ugly women to excuse the fact that they will die alone and be eaten by their cats.
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beautiful but__________? ,please make up a sentence.
Beautiful, but sadly, as per usual, only on the outside.
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Why do people ask dumb question on answerbag?
Because they will get about 50 answers, compared to the big fat zero answers I got for asking this brilliant, very clever question: http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/2519587
Oh, by the way, I don't believe there is any such thing as a stupid question.
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Was Will Smith the only person to have huge success for both movies and music? OK maybe J Lo but not even close to Will
Someone beat me to it by saying Frank Sinatra.
Frank beats Will anyway, simply because none of Frank's wives publicly emasculated, embarrassed, or disrespected him by giving themselves a double-barrelled surname.
By the way, I like Will Smith, and would definitely call myself a fan, but I can't stand his wife.
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Has the scandal involving Murdoch,who also controls Fox News & The Wall Street Journal made you question FOX & his U.S. media?
He'll be dead before the year is out, as the Grim Reaper doesn't give a rat's arse how big anyone's media empire is, or how rich they are, and his son will keep the ball rolling.
Anyone who is surprised at the actions of Murdoch's workers, is seriously naive, and should only be employed as a crash test dummy, due to their low intelligence.
The press are low, the scum of the Earth, and the...
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Oh, no!! Not another _______!
Boy band,
Girl band,
Reality show,
Nauseating advert aimed at women,
Nauseating movie aimed at women,
Nauseating TV show aimed at women,
'Happy ever after' ending in a Hollywood movie,
Unnecessary sex scene in a movie/TV show,
Article in the newspaper about Lady Gaga,
Woman who believes feminist lies.
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If dinosaurs really existed why are they not in the Bible?
Good point. You've just convinced me that evolution is a load of old bollocks, I feel like such a fool for falling for it.
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Why do black men lean back in their cars with one hand on the wheel?
Because you view people as stereotypes.
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Which is worse to you: A murder or a rape?
Murder, which is why the term "Rape survivor" annoys me so much, as rape does not kill anyone. It's like saying you were a "Hangnail survivor".
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whats the best answer for "why should i hire you?"
Because I'm a black gay woman, and if you don't, I'll hit you with so many lawsuits, it'll ruin your company.
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am i a ninja?
I never seen you coming, so yes.
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why do they say EVERY white person is racist and even white babies are born racist?
Because "They" are as thick as pigsh!t, and are not able to find their own arse with both hands.
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Do all Americans lack simple common-sense?
Not all, but some do, like;
Those who whoop and cheer for 5 minutes at every joke on shows like Letterman.
Anyone who watches Oprah.
Jada Pinkett Smith.
Those that agree with every one of their chosen party's ideas, so if the Republicans (for example) were to claim that eating live babies should be legal, all of their followers would blindly nod their empty heads and agree with them. This...
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"White" guys. Do you ever get attracted to black girls? Why?
Yes.
Because I like what I see.
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I have nothing against blacks, but BET TV channel and BET AWARDS has got to be a racist program, because they are promoting racism.
You obviously didn't get the memo, you see, black people are allowed to be racist, and are openly more than willing to behave in a manner that they themselves would deem unacceptable if it were white people behaving that way.
I would stake a large sum on the fact that if it was WET, or MOWO, 99% of people who currently watch BET or MOBO, would be outraged and demanding they come to an end, as...
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What if everyone on this earth converts to a Muslim?
If feminism is allowed to continue infesting the government, the media, and the justice system with it's horrendous ideology, then soon we will have no choice but to convert to Islam, as nothing speeds up the Islamic takeover of the world more than feminism.
Still, at least men will have rights under Islamic rule, so it might be a nice change.
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If _________ didn't exist, the world would be a better place!
Feminism.
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Care to share your most tasteless joke?
I included mine in description. (warning! it may offend!)
They say there is safety in numbers, try telling that to 6 million Jews.
Ba-dum-chhh!
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Why is an I-Pad 2 cheaper than an I-Pad?
An iPad 2 16GB would be cheaper than an iPad 64GB, so it's probably a huge difference in memory.
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why is there a long line in the women's bathroom in public places, such as bus stations???????????
Women are basically just toddlers in adults bodies, by and large, so need someone to hold their hand when they go to the toilet, as they probably think the bogey man is hiding in one of the cubicles. This is why their bogs are always full, well that and the fact they take an extra five minutes to apply make-up, in order to convince men they are not grotesque.
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when you think of Boston what do you think of right away
Cheers.
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Do you know any women you might expect to refer to themselves as "feminists"? How would you respond if a woman did so?
I'd give them an earful on the matter, and explain how they are not a feminist at all.
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What is the most funny video in youtube seen by you? Answer with the link to video .
There's too many to choose just one, so here are a few of my favourites;
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c3y0CD2CoCs
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SjxY9rZwNGU
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IX4ox7kNdu0
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aHun58mz3vI
Enjoy.
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The performance was going well until _______.
The black people in the crowd decided to provide a running commentary of what was happening.
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What is the best invention since sliced bread?
Perforated bread.
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Apparently I have a moronic level of intelligence. What should I do about it?
You should stick to the topic you were on when someone told you this, as they only told you this to change the subject, as the subject made them feel uncomfortable, so they used the tried and tested method of shaming language.
I would wager you were proving them wrong when you were told this, and to deflect attention from how woefully wrong they were, they attacked your appearance,...
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I do not listen to "rap music". What am I missing?
The most honest form of music you'll ever hear.
It's my favourite genre, but I can completely understand why people don't like it, as the stereotype of cash-counting, pimp-like, flash car-having, 50 Cent-lookalikes makes it appear horrid.
Delve deeper to the likes of Guru (RIP), KRS-One, Ice Cube, and Nas, and you'll find some intelligent rap, which to me is an amazing art form.
It's...
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I have 4 kids and the father of my kids works at Burger King. He is not a good parent cause he works there. What should I do?
I can't believe so many people are taking this question seriously, it's obviously a wind up.
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Hollywood doesn't give out Oscars for stunts. Do you think they should?
Make-up artist and costume designers do.
They wanted to give Oscars for stunts, but health & safety got involved and said that if someone fell on an Oscar, it could cause a serious accident :)
I think it would encourage more extravagant stunts, which I think is a good thing, so I'm all for it.
I would like to see an entire section dedicated to videogames, best voice actor, best story, best music etc.
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why do both women and men grow pubic hair, but only men grow facial hair?
Men are hunters, and protectors, so women don't need a beard to keep their face warm when they're sat on their fat lazy arses in a nice warm cave that a man provided, but a man who has to tackle large animals out in the wild needs one, as it provides both warmth and stealth.
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Why would anyone leave a beautiful woman like that?
This very poor estimation of men is quite common (I'm not having a go at you), and always reminds me of the time Jude Law cheated on Sienna Miller with a less attractive woman. Every report posed this same question, "How could he when he has a such a beautiful woman at home?", be it on the news or chat shows. No-one dares mention the truth, the classic example of a white elephant in the room,...
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Would you sell your kidney for an Ipad?
No chance, not when the iPad is so last year, the iPad 2 is where it's at :)
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"I am not racist but I could never sleep with a black woman"- I heard this the other day- what does it say about the person who said it?
Nothing racist about that statement at all.
It's all about preference, something I believe black people have as well.
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What is the difference btwn a straight bad boy or good man with a bad boy edge?
The real, genuine, bona fide bad boys, are people like Stalin, Hitler, etc.
Then there are the bad boys that women go for, and the decent guys who they ignore or treat like garbage, the difference is;
All the firemen who ran up those towers on 9/11 to save lives, knowing full well it might be the last thing they do, those are decent guys.
The guys pushing wheelchair bound people and elderly...
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Will you please share your favourite quotes?? I'm collecting good quotes..
"The most stupid, ill-educated and nasty woman can rubbish the nicest, kindest and most intelligent man and no one protests" - Doris Lessing.
Women tell me I hate them, have issues with them, etc. The above quote from a respected woman, sums up why I am the way I am.
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Mouse flavored cat food would be __ ?
Billy Connolly's idea.
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Final Fantasy X-2... What are your thoughts?
I love FF-X2.
What I think is a great pity, is that lots of people looked down on it simply because it looked like it was for girls, very sexist indeed. Yes, the three characters were women, and yes, they used dress spheres, but it's a Final Fantasy game, and a good one at that.
I had to play through 3 times before reaching the bottom of Bevelle, as I couldn't do it without all characters...
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What do you think about Ashton Kutcher replacing Charlie Sheen on Ashton Kutcher?
What a God-awful, immature idea, to think Charlie could be replaced, if what you say is true, methinks a few lines went up some noses before the idea came about.
Just nonsensical to replace Charlie, a likeable guy who thinks for himself, with a two-bit nobody who certainly can't act, and certainly can't think for himself, "Oh, Demi, you want me to publicly be against child sex trafficking? Okay...
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On a scale of 1-10 how respectful are most men towards women?
I would say it's different for each man, and I would say respect is the wrong word.
Take me for example, I am courteous to everyone, regardless of gender, but I have absolutely no respect for women as a collective group, for the simple fact that as a collective group, they haven't earned it. I only respect individuals who have earned it.
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Is a beauty pageant mom who gives her 8 year old daughter botox injections guilty of child abuse?
Yes.
Oh, sorry, did you say "Mom"? Then no, it's a nurturing, loving move, as women are incapable of doing anything wrong, so it must be a wonderful thing to pump your daughter full of botox, teaching her that the only value she holds, is in her beauty, the only way she will be accepted, is if she's pretty.
I'm sure a big bad mean nasty man forced her to do it, yes, that's it, it's a man's...
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Atheists-are you good without God?
I'm happy, but it's got nothing to do with being an Atheist.
Remember, being an Atheist is not a choice, we are ALL born Atheist, it's just that some people get brainwashed and some don't, those that don't, remain Atheists.
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Why do SOME women say that since they give childbirth, they have a higher pain tolerance than men?
They say it because it's one of the things men can never know, so they milk it for all it's worth.
Have you ever noticed that all the things men cannot possibly know about, always seem to be so difficult to deal with, like periods, pregnancy, childbirth, and menopause?
Women want to be viewed as victims, so when they give birth, and realise they now have a child that gets more attention than...
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Ask me a question.
If a hypnotist put someone under their spell, and then died, would another hypnotist be able to get them back to normal?
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I need a great drama series. What's your recommendations?
My wife-to-be says Dexter and Sons Of Anarchy, but then when I told her what you like, she says she can't recommend anything to you, as your taste is awful. I asked her because she loves TV dramas and I don't watch much, but I would say The Wire, which only ran for 5 seasons.
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What do you do on Easter?
Slowly die inside as I witness the population do as they are told, on a specific day, and spend their well-earned cash on overly-priced chocolate eggs, like the good little conformists they are.
I also delight in others telling me I'm no fun, or boring, because I don't want to do what I'm told by huge companies, and buy what I'm told on a specific day every year by these same companies.
Then I...
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Why do white people pretend like they don't like fried chicken
Because we're dumb lying-ass peckerwoods. Pitiful aren't we?
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isn't miley cyrus a HORRIBLE role model
She's not a role model, she's just a young woman living the kind of life that most women the same age as her would do, if given half a chance.
Just because someone is front of a camera, does not mean they are a role model.
She's not telling anyone else what to do with their time, she's not trying to control anyone, or offering advice to us all, she's just trying to make something of herself.
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I see so many questions on AB from American women going to Morocco to get married. What is the big attraction?
There are no related questions about it at all, are you sure you didn't just make it up?
Either way, if it's true, then I'm sure it has a lot to do with Julia Roberts' film called "Eat, Pray, Suck Foreign Cock", or something along those lines.
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When would you consider a person to be naïve?
When they say the words "I'm a feminist".
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Do video games really rot your brain?
I play videogames all the time, and.......what was the question again?
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Who is your favorite famous asian?
Yuen Woo-Ping, the master.
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Donald Trump is questioning if Obama was born in America. I respectfully think Trump needs to "get a life." Do you agree/disagree?
I'm not a moron, therefore I will answer the question without a pathetic political rant attached, like most answers so far have been. "Duh, I'm an Obama supporter, so I will immediately cast aside any questions about his legitimacy, because I support his party" has been the average answer so far.
Donald Trump, as far as I know, has not moved to North Korea, so he has the right to say whatever...
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Pope Benedict dies and you are chosen to be the next Pope with complete authority and power over the Church. What would you do with it?
Allow women to have the same roles as men in the Church, as that is what Jesus would have wanted. Don't force them in, but remove the ban on them.
Allow contraception to be used, as God made man intelligent enough to invent them, so man should be allowed to eat the fruit of his labours, or use the items he created.
Allow everyone in the Church to have a healthy sexual relationship, meaning...
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Does anybody think that coronation street Is boring?
I have said this for years. It is the same rehashed stories time and time again, someone has an affair, a death, birth and marriage every year, and then everyone has an affair, it's so mind numbingly boring.
It's easy to say "Don't watch it then", but since most women watch it, it's hard to avoid.
When me and my girlfriend moved in together, I made a rule of no soap operas, if she wants to...
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Wat is the fastest thing on earth?
The fastest living thing, which I believe you meant, is a seed from a plant. It was on QI, they even had footage of it, the plant shoots it out and the speed it shoots out makes it the fastest thing on Earth.
Can't recall all the details, like plant name or speed, I'll see if I can find more info.
From QI: The fastest thing in the natural world is pollen that comes out of the white mulberry...
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Popeye is in a car in NYC. He is with Roy Schieder and Popey is having a drink and sitting on a frog. What is a frog?
LSD Much?
A frog is an amphibian, or a nickname for a French person.
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How often do you read the bible? why or why not?
Never. Because I am not much of a reader. If I was a reader, I would give it a go.
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Is there any one person you know that you wish was dead?
I would never waste a wish on something like that, but I would love to lock Jada Pinkett Smith in a room with an extremely angry Mike Tyson.
I hope that sort of answers your question :)
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If you had 5 minutes to leave your house in an emergency what would you bring?
My son, and his mother, everything else can be replaced.
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What do you think of this statement on the ethics of meat eating? "If you do not hunt, you ethically should not eat meat."
I don't agree, as I think women should be allowed to eat what their man put his life on the line to catch. If it was the law, women would never eat meat, ever, as they are too lazy to hunt.
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What do you do when sombody hits you for no reason?
Make them think they are capable of time travel, as they would likely wake up a few weeks later.
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What's the best way to kill myself? no pain...
Lunge wildly at the President.
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When talking about Pepsi, what comes into your mind?
Coke that is flat as a witches tit.
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why are people so self centered and mean today?
Why isn't this question about me, you idiot?
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Which rules have had a negative effect on you? Which rules have had a positive effect on you? To either or both, how and why?
Health and safety rules tend to piss me off. Not that I'm against people being safe, and ensuring others are safe, it's just that almost every single H&S rule in place is not really for the benefit of safety, it's so that anyone who is injured cannot sue.
I sat through an hour and 15 minutes of a health and safety talk at work a few weeks back, and honestly, it was about how to lift a box...
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I want to spread the love of JESUS CHRIST, To unbelievers...
I find this insulting, because as an Atheist, I am already a believer, in the truth, so to label me an unbeliever, as if you're right and I'm wrong, is insulting.
Now away and pray to that big invisible man in the sky, and stop bothering others with your nonsense.
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am i prego?
I don't know, but I hope you're not, as it would be a disaster for a child to have a mother who uses words like "Prego" and "Cuz", as if she never finished school.
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If you were a member of the mafia what would your nickname be?
Omar "Loose Lips" Little. I wouldn't last long :D
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What do you believe is the biggest cause of overweight people in America?
We're talking about the land where people eat from a bucket, if that doesn't answer your question, I don't know what will.
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should girls get to play sports with guys? WHY?
Only ones where physical ability is irrelevant, like car racing, darts, snooker, etc.
Men are, in most cases, physically stronger than women, so it's just not fair to allow them to compete with women in physical sports.
If they were allowed to compete with physical sports, as some here are suggesting, then we all know what will happen, right?
If the man/men win, the woman/women will claim it...
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Are women more emotional/sensitive then men?
No, this is just the pathetic excuse they provide for crying like little girls over every little thing.
Here comes the mother issues bus, right on schedule as usual, but before the female driver puts her foot on the pedal, just ask yourself, what would women say if men cried over every little thing, then claimed it was because they were more in touch with their feelings?
Mm-hmm, that's what I...
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Giving that i had my first child before i was married (which im still not) does this make me an irresponsible mother?
No.
Don't listen to these religious nutters who want to dictate every step of your life, marriage is not natural, childbirth is.
So long as you raise your child to know right and wrong, and to act accordingly, then you're a good mother.
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Can Atheists explain me how this world formed right from the start?
No, as unlike religious people, we don't claim to have all the answers, or take the easy way out by saying a big giant invisible man in the sky made it happen.
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Chuck Norris or... Charlie Sheen?
I don't know what the question is, but if it's who would kick my arse in a fight, then Chuck, but if it's whose money would I rather have, it would be Charlie's.
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How to record Netflix watch instantly streaming videos and movies?
Whenever I want to record any video online, I use a program called "Camtasia". It's similar to WMM, only with the ability to record anything you watch, whether online or offline.
I have been through a few programs trying to find a suitable one, once I used Camtasia, I had no need to look any further. It's not free (except with a little know-how), but it is worth it.
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Whats one thing you are so sure of you would almost bet your life on ?
That nothing makes women happier, than being unhappy :)
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Who thinks Answerbag Staff should stop asking questions?
Didn't know they did.
No, they shouldn't have to, or if they do, don't make it obvious they work for AB.
What would be good, is if they could prevent people from changing their question after it's had numerous answers. This happened last week, I gave an answer to a question, two days later it was altered, making my, and other's answers look completely out of place, I don't think that should be...
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Im making a youtube parody, but how do i get the music to play in the background behind all my videos? windows movie maker
Drag the song you want to use into WMM, then drag the track into the part that says "Audio/Music", just under your movie, it's very easy.
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What are you wearing at this exact moment?
I have a T-shirt that says, "Who gives a rat's ass what your panties look like?", it's very fashionable.
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Why cant white people dance?
The good Lord figured that if he gave whites the ability to dance, they would be distracted from inventing every useful thing that has been invented, making EVERYBODY'S life easier, or creating every useful medicine there is, keeping us ALL alive longer.
I am thankful that as a white man, I can't dance, as I have more to offer the world than a couple of break-dancing moves :)
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Is it racist that I find white men ugly?
I'm a white man, and see nothing wrong with you having preferences.
If you were in my face with a horrid attitude and telling me you find me ugly, I'd give you a verbal bitchslap, but not if you are nice about it.
It would be a boring world if we all had the same taste.
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whos the babys father? HELP please
Two separate guys within a month, and I assume not using contraception both times? God help your child.
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I am a receptionist in a busy office. I posted a NO SOLICITING sign, but I still get solicitors coming in. How do I get rid of them???
Don't use the word "Solicitor", it makes people think you don't want lawyers showing up, and I assume you mean anyone looking to sell stuff, so maybe put "We are not allowed to trade on the premises", or something to that affect.
The average mallet head doesn't understand a big word like "Solicitor".
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Do you think of yourself as "lucky"? Why or why not?
Although I'm sure I've used the term many times myself, I have recently learned that there is no such thing as luck, stuff just happens, some people view it as lucky, an equal amount of people would view it as unlucky, so it's not luck, it just happens, it's how we react to it that then makes it lucky or not.
Here's an example, team A are playing team B at football (that's soccer, Americans),...
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do you think your dumb?
Do I think my dumb what? That's half a sentence, with no capital either, 0/10, must do better.
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My ex left a bunch of stuff behind when he left. I gave him until 12/1/2010 to get them, now it's 1/12/2011. Are these items legally mine?
What do you mean, "I gave him until blah blah blah"? You are not the law, you do not make the law, so no, they belong to your ex, and you have no right to set any date of expiry.
You have the right to throw the items out of your house, but not to just take them, that's called theft, as you know they are not yours.
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Is rape forgivable?
I don't think rape, or false allegations of rape, are forgiveable. The acts are too deliberate and too evil to be forgiveable, in my opinion of course.
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Do you believe the white man owes reparations to the black man in america?
No, no-one owes anybody anything.
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What do you think is the average IQ among people who type in all caps?
They are known as a "Fire hazard", because if they were to rub their two IQ points together, they might start a fire :)
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Is feminist a dirty word? How would a young woman like being called a feminist?
I made these 17 videos, and counting, in order to save myself from backtracking all the time. So to answer your question, I simply provide you with my YouTube playlist, please understand that I'm not spamming, and I take no offence if you can't be bothered watching any of them, it's just that they explain in detail why I personally think feminism is not only one of the worst things in the...
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Do you think abortion is a crime?
Morally, yes.
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why do i hate the beatles so much?
Because you can clearly see that they are a very average boy band, but it annoys you that so many of the gullible masses kick around claiming The Beatles pretty much invented music, which results in you hating The Beatles, instead of the gullible masses, an understandable mistake.
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Is there anything impossible in the world?
Eating your own head.
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AB member Chicago Lady has a birthday tomorrow, 12/20. Who wants to wish her a happy one or join me at a party in her honor?
I would, I like Chicago Lady, so Happy Birthday, I hope you get spoiled rotten :)
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Why wasn't Jesus Christ's real birthday mentioned anywhere in the Bible if he existed? If Jesus were real, wouldn't his date of birth been an important fact to have mentioned?
The date of birth must have got lost along with the reason as to why, and more importantly, bloody how, Jesus was able to take his bones with him when he passed.
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Do governments use the ignorance of its citizens to its advantage?
God, yes, but not just those in power, also those who are trying to get power.
Nowhere is this more evident than with women, my God they have got to be the most gullible, zombie-like sheep on the planet, and because politicians know this, as it's very obvious, they all try to use it to their advantage, using the same old tricks in the book to get their vote.
Here's how it works, first you tell...
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What are some good zombie movies?
Zombieland, with Woody Harrelson.
It's very funny, has a good ending (for a zombie flick), and probably one of the best cameos I've ever seen by Bill Murray.
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For those who remember : What Twilight Zone Episode was your favorite or the most frightening ?
I liked the one where the comedian went to Hell, and when he took to the stage, no-one laughed at his best material, but when he talked about the bad things he had done, and felt guilty about, they would roar with laughter. So his personal Hell was making people laugh by sharing his guilty secrets.
It was years ago, I don't know what it was called.
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If a woman gives in to a rapist because resistance would result in severe physical injury, is it still rape, or does it become consensual?
Rape is rape, it's that simple.
It's just a pity most feminists can't understand this, as they think that a man breathing air makes him a rapist, resulting in people like yourself not being sure as to what rape actually is.
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How do you usually respond to people who randomly inform you that Jesus loves you?
It's never happened, but I suppose I would have to question why they think they have the right to speak on behalf of someone else.
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Is it possible to demand respect?
It's possible to do so, in fact, women have been demanding respect for many years, which I have always found odd, so it's certainly possible, but I'll tell you this, when you're told your entire life to respect women, for nothing more than the fact that they were born female, it genuinely makes it much more difficult to respect them at all.
There are many women I respect, certainly, as they...
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Does it annoy you when people don't use the right punctuation?
Not always.
I am fully aware that people make mistakes, and I usually put it down to that, however, if someone is trying to be a smart arse, I will take great delight in pointing out all their little mistakes.
I have lost count of the amount of times people have said to me, "Your an idiot". It's not punctuation, but I will point out the irony of their mistake.
A common punctuation one I've...
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Does the TV show Monk mock people with OCD? I don't think so but it seems wrong somehow.
I don't think so, I find it very funny, it doesn't show people with OCD as bad or negatively.
I'm told I have it, but I've never been officially diagnosed, because I like coins to be placed heads up, and everything, within the space I'm in charge of, to be neatly placed or arranged. I couldn't care less about other people's space, but my own personal space has to be neat and tidy.
I think it...
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Should it be illegal for a woman to go to the store without a male relative?
No, but it is unwise, I mean, how can a fragile delicate creature manage to do the shopping properly? She would more than likely mess it up, by forgetting things, or getting the wrong things, so it's best to have a man at hand, that way the shopping will get done properly.
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U have a very handsome/pretty boyfriend/girlfriend. How to make sure your friends wouldn't love the one u r in love with?
Choose decent friends to start with, and avoid dating slags.
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I am a white male so that means I am a racist person and evil according to society right?
No, but what it does mean, is that you can't say anything even slightly negative about women or non-whites, lest you be labelled racist or sexist.
It's not just negative, it's anything they don't like to hear, so for example, you'll get a woman desperately trying to play herself off as a victim by mentioning the gender wage gap, but when you correct them and explain that the gap only exists...
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An English study has just released a report that alcohol is more detrimental than heroin and other illicit drugs. What do you think?
I'm no expert, but I personally have had more bother from drunk arseholes, than I have from high ones, maybe that's what they mean by detrimental, not to health, but to society.
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Is this abuse? :(
No, it's you looking for reasons to be a victim, grow up.
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If I fail at something, I punish myself, by depriving myself of food, slamming my fingers in a door or some other method. Does anyone else?
I do get angry at myself, but rarely hurt myself, I usually just shout at myself, even calling myself by name, 3rd person style, "Come on, Alex, for f*ck sake, you can do better than this", stuff like that.
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I read that over 1,000,000,000 abortions have been performed since 1990. I can't believe this statistic. Is this for real?
There has been at least 7 million in Britain alone since the seventies. That's more than Hitler apparently killed.
This is why I'm against it, it's not about rare cases of extreme disability, it's became akin to getting a tattoo, something you can do on your lunch break, and still party with the girls, Sex In The City-style, later that very night, utterly disgusting.
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I´m an adult woman and I want to play with Barbie dolls again, why can´t I?
If you like Barbie dolls, then play away, there's no age limit, or judging from anyone. Enjoy yourself.
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What is God's definition of "good"? He created the serpent that he declared as "good" and then moments later, it doomed mankind.
Doomed? I would say we are going strong, stop being so negative, we're not doomed.
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How come God lied to Adam and Eve when he said that eating from the fruit would cause them to die? Isn't lying against a commandment?
I'm an Atheist, but if anyone has the right to say "Do as I say, not as I do", then it's God.
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What would you do if an adult came to your door trick-or-treating?
Same as I would do with every other bugger that night, pretend I wasn't in.
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Now be honest. Did any of the Fathers here have a little taste of Mothers milk when their first born was breast feeding?
Not even accidentally.
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When ad hominem attacks against dissenters against a theory predominates does that mean we should think more critically about it?
Yes, absolutely, as they are only attacking the person because they can't attack what they say, or have no valid case against what they say.
It was like the guy who was banned from speaking in Britain (apparently a free country) because he believe the Holocaust did not happen. Instead of refuting what he said, his character was assassinated in typical fashion, which led me to think what he had...
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Will you still watch Mel Gibsons films after his recent domestic with his ex ?
Yes, for two reasons, one, I think he's a great actor and director who usually makes decent films, and two, because I would never believe one single word a woman said during divorce proceedings, as most of them are lying toerags, and only lie to make the man appear as a bad person, a bad person whom they have no problem staying with, having sex with, marrying, and receiving money from for the...
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Guys, would it bother you if your girl went to a male gynecologist?
I'd rather she went to someone who earned their position on merit, without affirmative action or positive discrimination, so that rules out all women and all non-whites.
I think she would be more worried than me, it's hardly an erotic fantasy of women to be shagged by their gynaecologist, at least I don't think it is, she'd likely be a bag of nerves either way, maybe more-so if it was a guy.
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Why do you think that Catholic priest molest mostly boys?
I think it's because there isn't much room for females within Catholicism, as they are viewed as inferior and incompetent.
They'd probably just as likely abuse a girl if given the chance, but a boy would be an easier target, due to the numbers available.
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If you were given god-like powers for a day, what would you do with them and why?
I would instil a real sense of honour in every human being, and the courage to display it.
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Do you find yourself lying in order to avoid hurting someone's feelings?
Nah.
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What most frustrates you about the world in general?
The way people, men and women, seem to have great difficulty in admitting that women can do wrong. Well, they know women can do wrong, but they fear mentioning it in case they're accused of hating women or their mother.
Refusing to acknowledge that women can do wrong, is just like saying women are incapable of putting their mind to something, positive or negative, and seeing it through. It's...
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What's an opinion or belief that you hold with which many people probably disagree?
I believe that women are nowhere near the poor wittle victims they constantly portray themselves as, in fact, I think they have it pretty sweet, but try finding a woman who agrees with me on that.
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Have you ever heard of God being refered to as the "big cheese"?
Yes, Bart Simpson once referred to God as "The Big Cheese". That's the only time I've ever heard it.
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What do you say to those bratty kids that say "Is that all?" when you're giving out Halloween candy?
"Trust me, once you realise what I've laced them with, you'll be glad I didn't give you more. Now am-scray".
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What is the atheist contribution to world civilization?
Everything so far, good and bad, as we are all born Atheist, meaning we are all Atheists, like it or not.
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Do you think that if in a relationship a woman attacks a man with her fists, that it is okay for the man to give a hit back?
Isn't it funny that in a situation where a woman (a grown-up who is allowed to vote, work, drive, make decisions to do things regardless of right and wrong) decides to hit a man, it is always the actions of the man that are in question? I'm surprised this doesn't offend women.
I find it rather odd, almost as if men should somehow be in control of the situation, or have more responsibility than...
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How early can a woman go into Menopause? I'm 37 and I swear I've got hat flashes!
I think a lot of women go into excuse-for-everything-negative-I-do-mode at around your age. It's basically nature's way of telling you you're no longer useful.
What to do now, is to do what every other women who reaches the excuse-for-everything-negative-I-do-mode, and that is to hate all women who are younger, slimmer, or prettier than you, and to blame all negative things on men, while...
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is 25 to younge to start thinking of haveing children?
No, but please let someone else teach them how to write.
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What's the difference between a duck?
One is a bird that quacks, the other is, oh wait, there is no other.
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How do you deal with your man lying to you, knowing that he is lying and not willing to admit it?
I'd kick him to the kerb.
All men are liars.
As you can see, I've read The Big Book Of Clichés.
How do you know he's lying? Oh wait, don't tell me, women's intuition, right?
More details are needed, otherwise it just looks like poor little madam is having a strop.
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What is the one thing you need to remember no matter what?
To question everything.
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Do you think rape is funny? Be honest with yourself.
Rape is not funny, but lies about rape always make me laugh.
I make funny videos, which I won't spam you with, and I have been working on a specific one about rape for ages, I can't finish it as it's so difficult to see a funny side of rape, so believe me I've tried.
I'd have just as hard a time laughing at wounded soldiers or blind orphans.
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Is God on the side of Republicans, Democrats, or Libertarians?
If he existed, I think he would be against any form of gangs or segregation.
Americans really are dumb when it comes to that stuff, they totally agree with their chosen party at ALL times, and disagree with their "rivals" at ALL times. Whatever happened to hearing both sides of an argument/debate before making one's mind up?
Non American: What do you think?
American: I'll see what my...
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If your kid is allergic to peanut butter, why does the majority have to forfeit peanut butter? Should there not be a "special" lunch room?
Because children can be cruel, and unaware of the circumstances, so a child who was allowed peanut butter, might use that to bully the allergic child, once they come out of their special room.
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In videogames, what does the God Mode cheat do?
It usually makes you completely invulnerable, invincible, and have unlimited ammo. It's the worst kind of cheat as it gives you too much of an advantage.
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Do you find blonde jokes offensive, hilarious, or just stupid?
Just jokes, nothing serious.
Why did the blonde have a bruised belly button?
Because she had a blonde boyfriend.
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Where can I watch every single thing ever recorded on visual media for FREE?
Online Video Guide: http://www.ovguide.com/
It has all the videos from most available free streaming sites like YouTube, I would recommend that for a wide range of videos.
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What type of ads don't you want to see on television?
Charity adverts, as they are just guilt-ridden depress-fests.
Ones that show men as incompetent buffoons in order to sell wares to women who feel inferior to men.
Ones that use the word "Bloated" when what they really mean is "Fat-arsed".
Ones that try to sell things to women by telling them that all/most/millions/thousands women are already buying it, which is basically telling women that...
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What phrase gets on your nerves?
"I could care less".
It's obviously "I couldn't care less", because if you could, that would mean you already cared a little, this is why it annoys me. It doesn't bother me when it's used properly, just when people use it wrong.
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Are men today society's punching bags?
Yes, but (and it's a huge 'but') it's men, and men alone, who let themselves become punchbags.
I'm not talking about the unfair laws and courts, that's another question, I'm talking about in our interactions with women. We (well not me, that I can assure you) are afraid to speak our minds, lest we hurt women's feelings, we fear hitting back because society will judge us harshly, but not the...
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Is it wierd that i have slept with every chick in my office
Not these days, as women are really easy, thanks to their diet of trashy magazines and Sex And The City.
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I accidentally wore a T-shirt that said "Don't freak! I'm a Sikh!" on 9/11. Do you see the funny side or find it offensive?
Neither, as I'm struggling to find a connection between Sikhs and 9/11.
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Do you think bars and restaurants should refuse to serve pregnant women alcoholic drinks?
I voted 'Yes'.
Of course, feminists would demand that she drinks as much as she pleases, as they believe it's, oh, how do they put it again when it comes to murdering the unborn child? Oh that's right, "Her body, her choice", so I'm sure they'd think the same when it comes to plying the unborn child with booze, as that's less harmful than murder.
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What drives women (SOME women) to drama?
Their never ending quest for attention. It makes them turn the slightest thing into a drama, little realising that no-one actually cares.
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If the husband and wife are both at work, almost the same hard, whether the husband should share housework with his wife ?
50/50.
The thing is, women don't understand that the likes of car washing, all sorts of repairing, gutter clearing etc. are all types of housework. Women, in typical fashion, only count the things THEY do as housework.
Also, the TV channels don't turn themselves over, and it's mostly men that do that (that example was a joke, the others weren't).
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I can play guitar better than Joe Satriani but it's hard to get noticed. Should I continue playing guitar or go back into the Army?
Play guitar, as you're very good. If it's meant to happen, it will, but with so many guitarists out there, you must feel like a needle in a haystack.
Good luck.
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What punishment shall you give from your kid getting low grades?
My son is not even 2 yet, but if he ever gets bad grades, it is not him that needs punishing, it's me and his teachers at school, as we have obviously failed him.
The Japanese have a saying, there is no such thing as a bad student, only bad teachers, I agree with that.
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Do you think it is right to punish people who make grammar and spelling mistakes? Do you think it is right to treat them as inferiors? Why?
I don't know about punishing, but I most certainly will point it out, particularly if that person is trying to be a smart arse.
One of my biggest annoyances is "Could/would/should of" instead of "Could/would/should have". I swear that gets on my tits every time.
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Are parents at all responsible for how their children turn out?
Abso-bloody-lutely.
That's the obvious connection, most children being raised by single mothers, means most children will have no honour or discipline, just look out your window if you don't believe me.
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Can you morally justify a Robin Hood? If so, why? If not, why not?
My name is the "Robin Hood" in The Wire. He robs drug dealers, keeps the money, and gives the drugs away to addicts. He never robs the working man, only drug dealers, he doesn't even swear.
For me he is the closest to a morally justifiable Robin Hood there has ever been. In fact, if most criminals were like him, we'd all feel a lot safer walking the streets, but sadly, most criminals have no...
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any good racist jokes?
Most white Americans live in trailers and f*ck their sisters.
According to Chris Rock, this is a joke, which of course would mean he would be perfectly fine with it being told the other way round, right?
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What is a symbol to represent America?
Unjustified arrogance.
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What have been some of your bad experiences with Christians? Please tell, no matter how small or large.
I'm an Atheist, and years ago I worked 'cash in hand' in an old folk's home as a chef. All the residents loved me as I catered specifically for their individual needs. It turns out the home was owned by the Church Of Scotland, and they only allowed Christians to officially work for them, so I wasn't taken on permanently because I was an Atheist, they actually told me this.
I believe it's the...
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If women reporters are allowed in mens locker rooms, why are men reporters not allowed in womens locker rooms?
Because men's sport is interesting, meaning many reporters reporting on it, plus most women are perverts, so they intentionally go for a job where they get to ogle naked men in the very place they should expect some privacy.
You only need one reporter in the universe to cover all female sport, as it's as dull as ditch water, and no-one is interested. Also, it's now a fashion trend for women to...
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What is there not enough of in the world?
People who think for themselves.
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How many Muslims really spoke out against 9/11 in a public forum?
It's the same number of blacks who have publicly, to this day, stated that they either didn't vote for Obama, or disagree with him about anything.
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It is a known fact that guys mature after girls. When do their maturity match that of girls, approximately? ie, how much older does a guy need to be to match a girl's maturity? approximately, of course, and leaving exceptions alone!
Another steaming pile of horse manure that women who feel inferior to men use at every opportunity, to somehow insinuate that women are "better" than men.
You very rarely hear men brag about how much better they are than women, yet it's hard to recall a time when women haven't done that very thing, it really gets tiresome.
I'm not spamming, but here's a video I made explaining this, and other...
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What will happen to me if I burn a Koran?
You will get attention.
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Atheists: Do you agree with Richard Dawkins that everybody who does not believe in Evolution is stupid?
I don't recall ever hearing him call them stupid. Ignorant, misinformed, unwilling to open their minds, but not stupid, I think it's you that's putting words into his mouth.
Can you provide a link to where he said this? I only ask because it doesn't sound like the kind of thing he would say.
I personally think they are entitled to their opinion. I'm entitled to have the opinion that the theory...
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What do you think should be done to promote responsible fatherhood to counter deadbeat dads?
There are statistically more deadbeat mums than there are deadbeat dads. Most dads who have had their children kidnapped by the state and an evil mother, actually pay child support, it's a very small minority who don't, and that small minority has been financially pushed to the edge by the corrupt family courts.
Another little fact for you, mothers abuse, neglect, and murder children FAR more...
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In 25 words or less, what is the entire series of twilight about?
A show aimed at gullible teenage girls. Guys have shirts off, something about vampires, and then more guys with shirts off, the end.
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REAL chances of getting away with murder?
This is simple, if you are an adult with a penis, there is no chance of getting away with murder, but if you're an adult in possession of a vagina, you can murder, get caught, turn on the waterworks, and you'll walk away scot free.
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Have you seen a movie where the bad guys win? How did you feel?
Yes, Arlington Road.
I felt pleased for once that I didn't see it coming, and I will remember the ending forever, as it really gives you something to think about every time you hear of a bombing on the news.
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Do people feel safer in England than in other countries since they ban guns and police don't have them? Or does it make any difference?
In Britain, guns are replaced with knives, which are much harder to ban, so no, it's not any safer, it's just that the perps here are braver, and instead of shooting you from across the road like cowards, they have to get up close enough to see the whites of your eyes, putting them at more risk than those pussies with guns.
Most of the time you can avoid things like that if you just keep your...
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Is it ever okay to use the N-word?
Chris Rock says white people should only use it when singing along to rap songs. Isn't it great, a black man tells all white people what they can and cannot say, yet this same black man hypocritically uses the the word at least 12 times a sentence.
The onus is on black people to cease using the word, if they don't, or the majority don't, then they have no right to complain when someone who...
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What was the silliest thing you thought was true as a child?
That everyone walked around in black and white, I thought colour must have just been invented before I was born. I know how daft that sounds, but it's true.
I also wondered why anyone would be an actor, as most of them ended up dead in the movies they were in.
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How old do I look in this photo of myself?
You look like you're showing off your engagement ring, like one of those cattle-women who love to display what they think a marriage is worth, a diamond on a finger to show off to others.
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Whose words do you get offended by? Why do you get offended by them?
I suppose when anyone attempts to insult my intelligence, I find that quite offensive, so no specific words, just words that when strung together into a sentence, are complete BS.
Here's an example of words that I would find offensive;
"Women earn less than men due to discrimination". Pure, undiluted BS, and insulting to my, and most people's intelligence.
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What should you say or do when she asks "Do I look fat in this?"
Answer her.
I'm fed up with those "sleep on the couch when you're told to" guys making the rest of us look bad, too scared to answer a bloody simple question.
If she asks that question, she doesn't want an automated response that is only generated to keep the man out the doghouse, she wants to know if she looks fat in what she's wearing.
As the man in her life, it's not your role to lie to...
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Do you find it bizarre that instead of answering the question, some people find any excuse to go off on a political rant here.
That's only because Obama has spent too much money on healthcare, that's why people don't have time to answer questions properly :)
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what do you really know and think about islam?
They all wear turbans and their leader is Osama Bin Laden.
Just kidding of course, Muslims are not very different from other religious people, except they pray more, and are actually willing to die for their religion/God.
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Would you accept a copy of the Bible or Koran even if you were an atheist,agnostic or weren't an adherent to Christianity or Islam?
Sure, I'm not religious, but I'm interested in people's faiths, so I'd definitely flick through it, so long as it was translated to English, whatever book of faith it happened to be.
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Why do Muslims want to build their Mosque SOOOOOO CLOSE to Ground Zero?
Terrorists claiming to be Islamic were responsible for 9/11 (not really, but I don't want to get into that).
Now the US government will allow a Mosque to be built near where the Twin Towers stood.
This will ensure that the average American will be angry at Muslims, or at least hold some resentment towards them.
Most of the world's oil is in Islamic nations.
So when America wants oil, the US...
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Hillary Clinton said that before the earthquake, there was so much "hope" about Haiti's future. Was she just talking to hear herself talk?
This is the same woman who, while running for the chance to compete for Presidency, repeatedly mentioned the glass ceiling, that'll be the same glass ceiling that is so ineffective, it allows a woman to compete for Presidency.
She then claimed to come under sniper fire at an airport, footage showed she was slowly walking and shaking hands with people and smiling, which means she's either a...
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Why do humans think they are so important?
Top of the food chain, baby.
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What do I say to a close friend who has an ugly baby?
You simply say "It's a beautiful baby, it's ears are just the right size".
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Do u really believe Satan's number is 666?
No, it's actually 616. I learned this from QI.
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Have you traveled to every continent?
I haven't been outside my own.
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The AFA wants to ban the building of all new mosques in the U.S. Do you agree?
The irony of banning places of worship in America is astounding. We're not talking about North Korea, we're talking about the good old land of the free, it's absurd.
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How many Facebook ABers are on here tonight?
Right here.
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Do you sense many if not most Atheists were abused Catholics?
No, I have always assumed that most Atheists were people who were able to form their own opinion and think for themselves.
The mistake you make is assuming religion has somehow driven them away, but the fact is (Don't read on, you may not like what's coming), we are all born Atheist.
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What to the British think about us Americans?
What do we think of our cousins?
Well we love them as they are from the same family, but they're a bit like the rowdy, in-your-face relatives who you don't invite to parties, as they will just cause you embarrassment.
Me personally, there's a lot of love and hate when it comes to Americans, for example, I love the way they make TV and movies, no-one else on the planet comes close to Americans...
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Why is it that women don't feel men have a choice in the abortion issue?
Because when it comes to children, women think they are the be all and end all. They swan around as if they hold all universal knowledge on child raising, and assume, quite stupidly I might add, that men have no clue, so whenever their is a child, they assume that men require no input, except when it comes to the Benjamins of course, so arrogantly assume the man has no right to decide whether...
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An old guy friend posted "I love you,you're beautiful, hang in there." on my FB. Hubby won't like, even though is innocent.Delete?
No, you don't delete, you be honest and explain to your husband that you haven't done anything, only this other guy has by posting that on your wall, which by the way, is a bang out of order thing to do, he's crossed a line, and YOU should be offended, and I wouldn't be the slightest bit surprised if your husband was angry at the guy, telling you he loves you, your husband's family will likely...
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What percentage of men rape? Some women stopped dating because they feel all men want to rape. Is that true?
The percentage of men who would rape would be way below 1%, however, if you are a feminist, or a brain-dead woman who took women's studies, then that number would be about just over 100%.
No-one mentions it out of fear of character assassination from feminists, but feminists are obsessed with rape, they are the only people in the world who want more rape, more rapists, and more rape victims,...
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Is there a name for attraction to nerds?
Yes, it's called preference. Nothing to worry about, we all have one.
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POST FUNNY YOUTUBE VIDEO!!!!
Here's my own, I've made 16 so far.
http://www.youtube.com/view_play_list?p=A70081D259987DCD
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Are you a racist? or just extra white?
Typical, you, along with many millions, just assume that only whites can be racist, yet if you were to observe the real world, you would find the truth is that non-whites are far more racist than whites.
This is what the wording in your question indicates.
And just so I follow the rules, and give an answer, no, I'm not racist.
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Does everyone hate when they see 2 girls holding hands in public?
No, it doesn't bother me.
What does bother me however, is people, regardless of gender, slobbering all over each other in public, keep that stuff for indoors, but holding hands isn't something that puts you off your lunch.
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Why do women say us men are so bad?
Because they can't take responsibility for their own choices, so take the extremely easy option of blaming men for everything negative, while ignoring the many positives we provide, as they know that other equally sad and pathetic women will back them up and also blame men.
They also have an inferiority complex with men, so try at every opportunity to bring men down to their level (their own...
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Why am I not getting pregnant?
You're a man?
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Is it worth having a Facebook account?
It's good for a laugh, and a great way to keep in touch with family without getting up off your arse. There are lots of family arguments though, which are fun sometimes.
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Twilight: love it or hate it? What team are you on?
I'm in the [never seen it, never will see it, since if I'm ever in the position where I want to see young men with their shirts off, I will either watch boy band videos, or gay porn] team.
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What's more annoying than Lady Gaga?
Two Lady Gaga's.
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Verbally my wx and I agreed no pics of our 8month son on web. He put some on facebook, wont take off. Contacted fb. What else can i do?
He's his son as much as yours, so long as the pictures aren't indecent, there's nothing you can do.
So what if you made a verbal agreement, he's your soon-to-be-ex, he doesn't have to stick to what he said, what is it us men continually hear when women change their minds? Oh that's right, it's a women's prerogative, well, it's also a man's prerogative, and he has as much right over his son as...
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What happens to aborted baby souls?
Their souls go to the great feminist God, Oprah, which is why feminists always push the idea that abortion is about choice, that it's sexy, and trendy, and why they NEVER push the idea of using contraception properly, which would result in far less aborted babies.
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What is you favorite actor/actress?
Actor, Robert De Niro, simply because the man could make his hair curl if he wanted to.
Actress, Sigourney Weaver, because she plays every part like a professional, a tremendous actress.
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Can you answer this question with another question?
How do you mean?
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Is Canada the greatest country ever?
No, it's a feminist sh*thole.
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do you think marijuana will be legalized for recreation purposes in the United States soon?
No, there are far too many people against it, most religious, and most ignorant to the fact that God gave us all seed-bearing plants to use.
There is one way it will be become legal, and that is if women click onto the massive fact about cannabis use, that fact being that it's probably the greatest slimming aid known to man. Once women realise this, it will be legal the next day, as most...
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Can humans ever stop wanting land to belong to them and start trying to belong to the land?
No, humans are territorial, always have been, always will be, you can't change nature.
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Isn't it ironical that the English who were going about colonizing weaker countries of the world were considered the good while the Germans who were uniting smaller countries of Europe to form a Greater nation were considered bad?
Let us simplify this, the British took over the world by force, the Germans tried to do the same, the British won, the Germans lost.
Now it's no longer about Britain or Germany, it's all about America, it's their turn to attempt to rule the world, and although they are close to brain-dead, they do have a strong military force, so I'm glad I'm British, and one of their closest allies.
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What do you think of a man who spits on a woman who spit on him first or hit him?
Well personally I think spitting is utterly disgusting, and because of that, if a woman spat on me, not only would I spit back, I'd likely get her head kicked in by some women I know for being so disgusting and disrespectful.
Another situation where woman hold all the cards, if they don't want to get spat on, they shouldn't spit on others, but of course, she knows that if she spits first, gets...
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If you're an Atheist, what made you not want to believe in God and Jesus?
I didn't choose to not believe, I, like everyone else on the planet, was born Atheist, I just didn't get indoctrinated at a very early age, and told I would burn forever if I didn't believe, hence me still being an Atheist.
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Why does Will Smith's kid look like a thug? Will Smith never looked like a thug.
What exactly does a thug look like? Do they have white outfits with black arrows on them, and a bag of swag over their shoulder?
Thugs come in all shapes and sizes, so to say one young man looks like a thug is a bit off the mark.
Anyway, if he resembles a thug, then it has nothing to do with Will, as he no longer has any say in his own life, Jada's in charge now, what she says, goes, which is...
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Well, I just got banned for bad mouthing George Lucas. Oh well. Is that fair?
What you have to understand, is that the religion Jedi-ism was created by him, and it has a lot of followers, or Jedi as they're known, and they're more fanatical than any other religious group, so if you bad-mouth their leader, they will make you pay, either by complaining about your stuff until it's removed, by writing a nasty blog about you, or by knocking on your door and then running...
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Bully Problem. Please help.?
Sue him? I can only assume you're American with that question.
There is only one way to deal with bullies, and it does not involve lawyers. First of all you make sure they are alone, this gives them no pressure to act tough in front of people, then you beat them senseless with a bloody big stick, and inform them that although they may outnumber you, and they may be physically stronger than...
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What is the greatest injustice, whether personal or public, that you know of? Why does this injustice disturb you as much as it does?
The fact that men who are accused of rape do not have anonymity. I feel it is a real sad state of affairs, when a woman can ruin a man's career, life, relationships, and make his children the target of bullies, with the use of just words, and words alone.
Obviously feminists, and probably most women if we're honest, have no problem with men being named if they're accused, because most are so...
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out of all the women,why did god choose mary?
Considering the fact that most of today's women are all clones, I can't imagine it was any different back then, so I would guess the reason he picked Mary, was simply because she was the nearest.
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Should guns be banned in urban areas?
No, it should remain as it is, so that guns can still be used as home/property protection, or by chicken-sh*t cowardice morons who are too sh*t-scared to have a one-on-one fist fight, so instead take a shot from across the street, putting other people's lives at risk, including small children. Ironically, these are the same people who get "respect" from their peers, the cowards.
Sorry to go...
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Why are the Beatles such an awful band?
Hype, it's all about the hype. You are led to believe that they produce the greatest possible music ever, so obviously you're left disappointed when all you hear is a very average boy band.
I have always said The Beatles are a glorified boy band, but to be fair to them, they exposed how pathetic and gullible women really are, after their manager paid a group of young women to follow them around...
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How do women decide how much cleavage to show. Obviously what they have to work with comes into play and one would like to think that there's a time and place. But some women really seem to milk it (no pun intended) while others seem to be always demure.
They show more cleavage when at work, as it is now officially the "new black" to either falsely accuse a man of rape, or sexual harassment, resulting in a huge payout.
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What is the most hateful characteristic you'd ever find in a human being?
Believing what one hears without ever questioning it. I believe gullibility is one of man's biggest downfalls.
The gender wage gap being a perfect example of this, it amazes me that in 2010, people still genuinely believe that women earn less than men due to discrimination, when in fact it's simply because of choice.
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What is the reason believers call for punishment of nonbelievers in their tenets or religion?
Because a lot of them have a "My way, or the highway" attitude.
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what makes a good rapper?
I know it sounds very cliched, but a good rapper will always keep it real, never divert from the truth, that was Vanilla Ice's mistake, nothing to do with his skin colour, he was seen as a joke because he claimed to be from the streets, whereas if he just admitted to being a white guy who wants to try his hand at rap, he would have been given a chance.
I love rap, but I have no time for these...
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What are some of the benefits of being a woman?
You get full credit for all the positive things you do, but get absolutely no blame for all the negative things you do.
When you hear something you don't like, or someone disagrees with you, you don't have to use logic or intelligence to refute what they say, just use shaming language, or call them names (check comments on this answer).
You have an endless list of excuses for your failures,...
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Which movie is best for it's action ?
I'll say Die Hard With A Vengeance, the 3rd one, because it's action from start to finish, it's also very funny with a great baddie.
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What are some of the benefits of being a man?
You are treated like an accountable adult for most of your life.
You are held to account for the negative things you do.
No-one has any confidence in your ability as a parent, which is why fathers are better than mothers, because fathers are kept on their toes, whereas mothers are always told how wonderful they are, even the woman who put her baby in a microwave, so never have to put in any...
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My son is now nearly 15 months old and his dad has never even seen him, he just isnt intrested, - I love my son and im just worried hhe will hate me fot this. People always tell me "he needs a dad" but surely not 1 like this? what can i do to make it rite
"People always tell me "he needs a dad" but surely not 1 like this?"
This sums up women today, he's perfectly fine to have sex with, he's perfectly fine to open your legs to, but once the baby's here, you feel you don't need him any more, so say things like "but surely not 1 like this?", well that "1 like this" is the guy YOU chose to have a child with, YOU decided to have sex with this man,...
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How true is this statement..."Kids that are raised in a home where 1 parent is absent, the child has less of a chance of being successful."?
It depends on what success is, is it making it rich and famous, or is it making your own family?
Whatever it is, two parents, MALE and FEMALE, are what is best for any child, both bring different positives to the table.
The worst situation for a child, particularly a boy, is to be raised by a mother who used the courts to throw the father out, and extort money from him without ever letting him...
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Belief in evolution = intelligent?
Not necessarily.
I believe in evolution, but am fully aware that there are still plenty of answers left, there always will be with the truth. There's a certain pride to be had knowing that what you believe in will always be put to question, as it's the constant search for truth I'm after, not proving anyone wrong.
You could technically be as dumb as soup and still believe in evolution, I'm...
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Are you an atheist that doesn't belittle or look down on Christians? I would really like to know if such a creature exists. Thanks.
I am.
However, if any of them ever tell me I'm lost, or that I've not yet seen the light, they shall receive a verbal bitch-slapping from me, as I fully expect from them if I tell them their beliefs are wrong/stupid/corruptive.
I live and let live, but if any BS comes my way, I return it to sender tenfold, so when I am rude to Christians, or any other religious group, it will likely be the...
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Girls are ______________. (fill in the blank)
Too gullible for their own good, their gullibility will always be their downfall. They all too often believe lies without ever questioning them, usually because those lies give them victim status. This is why they may end up looking like women, but in reality they are nothing more than overgrown children.
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Does Eminem do drugs?
Does the Pope shit in the woods?
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Religion should be banned?
Absolutely not, and I'm an Atheist.
Wanting religion banned would make me just as bad as those religious types who want non-believers silenced. I may not agree with religious people , but so long as they cause no-one any harm, they should be free to worship who they please, so long as they grant me the same privilege.
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In your opinion, who gets paid more than they deserve?
Anyone who has got their job through affirmative action, positive discrimination, or female-only shortlists, because they cheated to get where they are.
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Is it unmanly of me if I just want to cry?
It's got nothing to do with your gender, or your masculinity, if you want to cry, cry away, it's your tears, no-one else's.
People assume crying is a women's thing, due to the fact that they turn on the waterworks in equal measure if there has been a death of a close relative, or if it's raining and they can't have their hair the way they want it, but the fact is, it's a human thing, men tend...
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You are in line at Burger King. What do you get?
The hell out of there to find the nearest McDonald's.
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We see what happens when you NOT choose GOD but what will happen when he NOT chooses YOU?
Not an answer, but what example can you provide of what happens when you don't choose God?
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if there were no laws would most men/boys rape women/girls?
According to feminists, most men and boys do rape most women and girls.
Feminists are the only people on earth who want more rape, more rape victims (preferably female). They are the only people to show anger at the lack of rape in society, so much so they continually make up lies about it to make it appear worse than it is.
No, most males are decent people who would defend women with their...
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Atheists - will you be able to answer God, when the time comes?
I'm Atheist, and I'll play.
I'm assuming "when the time comes" refers to when I find out God is real, and I'm facing him and having to answer for myself. Here is how I will defend my choice to not follow him;
Good to meet you, big man, nice universe you've created. The reason I lived my life as an Atheist, is because you gave me free will, and that is what I chose to do.
I assumed if you did...
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What do you think of Beyonce's song "Single Ladies"?
Yes, it certainly sends out a great uplifting message, and that message is;
If you don't choose to marry me, because of my utterly grotesque personality, and don't buy me shiny expensive objects, then when we split up, I'll behave like a complete and utter slut right in front of you, in a sad attempt to make you feel like you somehow lost out by not marrying me.
Yes, as per usual, Beyonce...
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Can black people be racists?
Black people, or to be more specific, non-white people, are far more racist than white people, the same way women are far more sexist than men. This has been the case since time began, but they've cried racism/sexism so much that people just assume only they can be victims of it, when in actual fact they bring more of it to the world than anyone else.
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Was working last night and some towelheads came in and asked me if the pizza had any pork... I said no, then quickly added some ham. wrong?
It's a weak move to do something to someone's food, it's not getting them, it's cowardice, because you don't go at them head on, you do it behind their back, like a coward.
So to answer your question, it's wrong, very wrong, but not because of the clientèle, but because it's a bitch move.
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Why do Canadians suck so bad?
I wasn't aware they did, but if they do, I would put it down to being raised in a feminist hell-hole.
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Guys, could you ever find a girl with a 32A hot? Be honest.
Honestly, the size does not matter a jot.
I want you to take the words I say, and bloody remember them, and they're coming from a red-blooded heterosexual male, so you can be sure to take them seriously.
It is not how big or how small a woman's tits are that matter to a guy, nor the size of her arse, it is all about the performance. Women with big knockers hold no guarantee that they can...
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Best option to save YouTube music to mp3?
I personally use Audacity, a free program that records and manipulates music in many ways, you can save as MP3, OGG, or WAV.
I recommend using a free music site like Spotify, instead of YouTube, they play music at high quality, meaning you get a better result in your recordings.
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Would you have spanked me if you were my mom?
You swore at the very person who carried you for 9 months in a very disrespectful manner, she has every right to stick her foot up your arse.
Oh, you're almost 14, which means you're not even close to being an adult, which is beside the point, because I'm 35, and if I swore at my mother or father in the way you describe, I would fully expect to get my arse well and truly whooped, still.
Can...
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do you believe people came from god or evolved from monkeys - or both or neither?
Neither, man evolved from apes.
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How can you be an atheist?
I simply do not understand the logical/inuitional basis for being an atheist and would like to know what atheists would have to say about this.
I am an Atheist because I was raised to question everything until I'm satisfied with the answer, and the answer "It was God that done it", just doesn't cut it for me.
I would sooner believe that you can be transported into another land by running into a wall at a train station, or that a ring can make you invisible, as has been written in other popular books.
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Do you think it's weird for a person in their 20's to not be interested in partying, going to clubs and bars, and drinking to get drunk?
No, I would find them interesting, as are most people who don't live their lives in the exact same manner as everyone around them.
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Do blacks deserve reparations and if so would should pay them and why and what form should they take and why?
No they don't, they haven't suffered any more than any other people on Earth, just more recently, that's all.
Here's the thing, if every black person was given, say $50,000 and a public apology, then they'd just say they were being patronised, because sad as it is to say, with groups like the blacks, you simply cannot win, or do anything right, such is their craving for victim status.
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What movie would you have to be forced by gunpoint, to watch?
Sex And The City.
Yes, yes, you're four trollops who open your legs where most people would shake hands, but come on, does there really have to be a movie about it?
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Why do mothers and daughters have such complex, love-hate relationships?
Because all women hate all other women, even their own daughters.
This is why you always witness many sad attempts by women to show public solidarity, because they know they hate each other, and don't want us men knowing that, so they feign sisterhood in the most laughable manner.
It doesn't bother me, I get plenty of entertainment watching women trying to pretend they don't hate each other's...
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Why is heart disease the number one killer of women?
HIV is the biggest killer of women worldwide, so your information is flawed at best.
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My dad has taken me for granted as a daughter
Unappreciative bint.
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What is the nicest thing an atheist can say about the christians here?
They mean well.
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Will Clegg be the British kingmaker?
I think Labour will still be in after the election.
I'm British, and I won't vote, not because I don't appreciate those who fought for my right to vote (or to choose not to), but because there quite simply is not a party in Britain worthy of my vote, they are all poor, but being specific will turn this short answer into War & Peace.
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Will you be offended is someone says "Hahahaha" to you?
I'm a white man, it's impossible to hurt my feelings, laugh away.
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If men carried the babies their views on pro-choice/pro-life might change. The ones who wage the wars need to fight them, right?
Wage wars? Just who is doing the killing?
I'm a man who is against abortion, except in extreme cases, and I don't need to carry a child in order to know the importance of a child's life. In fact, one could argue that if I were to carry a child as a woman does, I would be more attached, rather than more excited about ending it's defenceless little life, the way rabid feminists seem so hell bent...
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If you had the power to cure one disease...which one would it be, and why?
I would cure women's inferiority complex, as I believe it's the main thing that prevents them from reaching their full potential.
For too long they've had it easy by making lame excuses, and blaming men for themselves not reaching their full potential, when in fact the only thing that holds them back, is their inferiority complex.
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What's your best-tasting weird sandwich combo? ... for me-it's toast with raspberry jam and bacon
Cheese and jam (jelly in the US). No-one else eats it, and most people think I'm strange for eating it, but it's delicious.
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Does homosexual behavior in animals mean that being gay is biologically predetermined, rather than a lifestyle choice, for humans?
If you put a male animal of any kind in a room with nothing but a cardboard box, eventually that animal will try to hump the cardboard box, such is the male urge to dispose of one's seed (sorry to be so graphic).
This is how people are able to say that animals are gay, they're not, they're basically forced into it by being put with only male animals, and once their natural urges take over,...
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What do you think is the primary reason that is causing children to be violent?
I put parental influence, but I really mean lack of parental influence.
Too many single mothers, too many people afraid to discipline their own children, too many undisciplined children bored off their arses, the result, chaos.
You remove dad from the home, you remove discipline, honour, and respect, and that is not healthy for any child.
Fembot bingo cards at the ready.........
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Is America still the "land of the free"?
To be honest, it never really was, since the white man's arrival, and it most certainly isn't now.
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Does rap music contribute to violent crime?
Absolutely, for evidence of this you just have to remember that during the crusades, all they done was listen to rap music and play violent videogames, well they must have, since people are not violent without being encouraged to be by rap music or videogames, according to those who possess brains made purely of jelly.
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What are the best ways to lose weight?
Obviously you want to lose weight without any effort, like most fat people, and there is a way to do so, a way to eat what you want and not gain an ounce, it's called smoking weed.
I smoke weed, and lots of people I know do so as well, and in all my life I have never met a fat weed smoker, ever, they don't exist.
My girlfriend also smokes weed, and all the women she works with hate the fact...
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What in your opinion, is the most fair and permanent solution for the Arab-Israeli conflict in the Middle East ?
Send Michael Moore in to fix the situation, since he seems to know so f*ckin' much about it.
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Emotional and Pregnant
You know it would help if you could be more specific about what kind of emotion you mean.
An abortion? So once again a baby dies because it's an inconvenience to the mother, it's a pity you didn't make the choice to use contraception properly (cue the "the condom burst" excuse), resulting in the death of your future son or daughter, oh well, I'm sure you'll feel tremendous once you're part of...
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Should Ellen DeGeneres be a judge on "American Idol" even though she has no musical experience or talent?
Yes.
She may have no musical talent (that we know of), but she's still in showbiz, and has been for quite some time, so knows the rules of the game, and knows a bit about what it takes to be a star.
Surprisingly for a lesbian, she's never pissed me off, I like her, she's certainly nowhere near as repulsive and vomit-inducing as the monstrous, fat-arsed Oprah, who unlike Ellen, is so ashamed of...
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Do you understand that "sympathy applause" is asked for on Letterman & Leno if their jokes fail to get a laugh? Does it bother you?
This is purely an American thing, and I for one find it extremely annoying, I actually posted a comment on YouTube last week saying exactly that, coincidentally.
It's the typical American "It's all about me" attitude, and you can witness it all in the space of 10 seconds. It starts off with a very sub-standard joke like;
Q. What's green and smells like paint?
A. Green paint.
A joke that would...
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Which do you think is the best of these cartoons, Family Guy, South Park or Simpsons. I prefer South Park. I think Simpsons is past its prime, but still has its moments. I think its great that Family guy was brought back to life.
The Simpsons is top dog, Family Guy second, South Park does not even register for me, although it can be funny, I believe they deliberately aim for the playground too much, trying to get children to emulate what they're saying and doing, plus out of the 3, South Park is the only one that needs vast amounts of swearing to be funny for it's extremely immature audience.
The Simpsons and Family Guy...
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So I lied and told someone I called when I didn't now they want to see the recent call history on my cell. Is there a way to alter it?
This is one of those situations where you don't have to do anything, you say you called, they doubt it and demand proof, tell them where to go.
It's like someone trying to sell you something, and then when you say you don't want it they demand a reason for you not buying it.
I suggest you tell this person to eff off, even though you're a liar, they have no right asking to check YOUR phone.
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Do we still need affirmative action?
Yes, we absolutely do still need AA, allow me to explain why.
You see, women are inferior to men, and non-whites are inferior to whites, in every way, shape, or form, anyone can see this, we all know it, and no-one knows it more than those in favour of AA. Since women could never possibly compete with the sheer brilliance of men, and non-whites couldn't even dream of equalling whites in...
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What are some common misconceptions about strippers?
That they have father issues.
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What exactly is "women's intuition" supposed to be?
Women feel inferior to men, so they invent endless babble to convince themselves that they're somehow superior, women's intuition is one of these inventions.
Intuition is something we all have, every living creature has intuition, this goes for all living creatures, even those not on Earth, and yet somehow we're all supposed to believe that the human female has a superior, magical, mystical...
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Why is the word "Honky" not as offensive to white people as the word "Nigger" is to black people?
Because white people aren't constantly seeking reasons to be offended and play victim to their skin colour, unlike non-whites, most of whom could start a race war in an empty house.
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I have a 2yr old and her father and i split 50/50. his girlfriend is around a lot.. i found out from one of our close friends that he is telling our 2 yr old to call this new girl mommy. what can i do to help my baby to not be confused.
First thing you do is find out if this is true from your child's father, if it is true, you have to take a bloody big stick, beat the shit out of him for both disrespecting you, and more importantly, disrespecting his child's mother, then you take that same stick and warn the girlfriend that if she ever encourages your child to call her mum, the police will find her body in the desert with a...
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how would you describe the girl in the tank tops clothes and stomach
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v-ctcLnoVDo
So long as she doesn't complain when I'm checking out her form, or expect me to ask her opinion on the current economic crisis, her outfit is fine by me.
If a woman dresses like that, I, and all other heterosexual males, will view her as a sex object, but she won't mind, it will be the fat, ugly, flabby-arsed, disgusting, rug-munching, filthy, brain-dead feminists who "generously" speak on her...
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Is abortion wrong?
Abortion is wrong, only hate-filled, foaming-at-the-mouth feminists are in favour of it.
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Which sex do you think has it easier in our culture? Have you ever wished you were of the opposite sex?
Women have it far easier, but what with their constant need to be a victim, they'll assume they have it harder, but I don't recall women ever being forced to fight, kill and die for their country at any time in history, nor do I recall a period of time when women were expected to put their lives at risk to save men who are in danger, they can opt out, if men do, they're cowards.
I could...
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Why are Satanic heavy metal bands more musically talented than Christian ones?
Because Christianity and Rock should not mix in the first place, they don't belong together.
Billy Connolly says it best in the link I provide, Rock is not "He is my saviour", it's "I am the Devil and I wanna f*ck your mother".
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2-WJO0YQLOs
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In GTA: Vice City, where can I get the police outfit?
As the others have said, but I also wanted to point out, as a lot of people don't know this, once you're wearing the cop outfit, you can freely walk around the army base, and collect the M60, and none of the soldiers will shoot at you, unless you shoot at them first of course.
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In GTA: Vice City, where can I get the police outfit?
As the others have said, but I also wanted to point out, as a lot of people don't know this, once you're wearing the cop outfit, you can freely walk around the army base, and collect the M60, and none of the soldiers will shoot at you, unless you shoot at them first of course.
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In this modern time, would people still see a stay at home dad as a failure, because he is not the primary provider?
About a year ago, after my son was born, a woman was arguing with me online, she knew nothing about me, but insinuated I was a stay-at-home-dad, and then went on to say I was a deadbeat because of that fact.
Anyway, this annoyed my girlfriend, my son's mother, but not because I was being called a deadbeat, but because that particular woman was an example of a woman holding other women back, my...
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Should You Let Your Child Cry It Out?
A baby's only means of letting you know it's distressed, either largely or slightly, is crying, they, or apparently, he, can't shout and say, "Parent, bring me a drink", he can't text you, or go get what he wants himself, so he cries, and if he does that, the parent must comfort the child.
It is irrelevant and selfish to go, "Oh boo-hoo, I've not had much sleep", of course you haven't had much...
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Do Working Moms Put Their Kids at a Disadvantage?
Mothers don't put their children at a disadvantage by working, to suggest otherwise simply means you're braindead.
What exactly are the pros and cons?
PROS;
Income,
Mother is instilling in her children that women are more than just housebound cleaners,
Mother is passing on the valuable lesson of equality to her children,
Mother teaches her children that it's perfectly acceptable to...
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What do women actually want? (2009-12-10)
To be constantly pissed off. It's our duty as men to be as nerve-shatteringly annoying as we can, so that women get to be happy, ironically, by being pissed off.
I'm doing my part anyway, many women will testify to that.
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What do Barack and Michelle Obama do together?
Whatever Michelle wants, when she wants, with who she wants, and where she wants, Barack does not get a say, he does what I'm about to do with this answer, submit.
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If your daughter lied about her age and had sex with an older man who would you be more mad at and why?
Myself, for raising a liar to add to the ever-growing list of women who think lying is a good character trait, my daughter would know better than that, if I had one, and if she didn't know better, then I failed her and myself.
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Should you be allowed to smoke in a car with kids on board?
You should be allowed to, but decency should prevent you from doing so.
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Which was the best Alien Movie?
Aliens, the second one.
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Why are rappers so obsessed with sexual intentions in their songs?
I am having great difficulty thinking of a song from any genre that does not in some way insinuate sex, either it's happening, going to happen, just happened, it is not just Rap music, think of Lionel Ritchie's 'All Night Long', he wasn't singing about comparing stamp collections all night long, and Barry White is always making love in his songs.
Maybe, just maybe, you don't like Rap music,...
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Do you think gay marriage should be legal? Why or why not?
Marriage is a way for women to control men and eventually abuse them and take all their earnings, so I say let the gays get married if they want, it's nothing but a sham these days anyway.
Although being gay is clearly unnatural, they have every right to be legally miserable with their partner as straight people do.
The Church should be begging the gays to get married, as I mentioned, not...
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Can an Aquarius male, Taurus/Aries cusp female romantic relationship work?
The relationship is doomed from day one if you're going to depend on the placement of stars and when you're born to know if you can be happy.
Do both people love and respect each other? That's all that matters, forget all this Astrology nonsense, being born on a certain date does not alter who you are, your character or personality, and it certainly has no bearing on your happiness with...
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Why do you think that those women wanted to be Tiger Woods'es mistresses?
Why were those women attracted to the billionaire Tiger? Love of course, could it be anything else?
It was very good of them to let us know all the sordid details via the media, that was very unselfish of them to serve the public in such a way.
With women deliberately going for men who are married, and then selling their stories to the press all the time, is it any wonder that women are not...
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What will most likely happen to Miley Cyrus in the long run?
I imagine she'll make a packet from her music and acting career, buy herself a nice ranch and raise a family.
She's a young woman doing what most young women would want to do, it's such a shame there's a real negative response to this question, I mean we're not talking about some skank who spreads her legs to all and sundry.
She has family that are in the business, she'll do OK.
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How can I kill myself without making it look like suicide??
Lunge wildly at the President. Don't throw shoes at him however, as his security will just stand there with their thumbs up their arses.
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Can a Guy who is maybe a 3 have a chance of being seen as serious relationship material by a girl who is a 10?
A 3-rated guy has a much easier time landing a 10-rated woman, than a 3-rated woman does of landing a 1-rated guy.
Women like confidence, humour, charm, and a decent character, they don't often rate looks highly, sure, they'll go ape-shit when a hunk takes his shirt off, but all in all, a woman does not want her man to be the "pretty one", it's our job as men to look as rough as we can, so...
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Is Jesse Jackson a racist?
It's a strange one, I really do believe the man means well, but just like Sharpton, he's definitely racist, it's difficult to notice because he portrays a form of racism that for some bizarre reason, is deemed acceptable by society.
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Would you marry a sexually impure woman?
Sexually impure or not, a man would have to be gutless, spineless, brainless, or all 3, to get married to a woman in this day and age.
Fembot Bingo cards at the ready.
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what make a man the man of the house
It's very simple, when his foot goes down, the decision is final. You won't catch the man of the house sleeping on the couch because the missus has fell out with him, oh no, she'll be doing the sleeping on the couch if there's any to be done, if he's a man that is.
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What genre of film do you not watch?
Chick flicks. I prefer to be entertained instead of brainwashed with propaganda to make me feel like I'm a victim in a man's world. Those movies are yawn-tastic.
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!! please watch my youtube video, and give me your opinion.. do my thighs look fat in this dress?
The dress is irrelevant, you don't have fat thighs, so they'll never look fat.
I think you may be paranoid about it because you don't have long legs, but there's nothing wrong with that, but you certainly don't look like you have fat thighs, not even close.
I don't know you from Eve, but I just want to add, if you concern yourself with your character and personality the same way you do with...
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Should Lady Ga-Ga get a nose job?
She should wait until she's had her penis removed first.
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What is the most annoyingest song ever?(no comments on my spelling plz,or I may get ya)
Come On Eileen by Dexy's Midnight Runners, Satan has that song on constant repeat in Hell, when the Irish fiddle band are having a rest.
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Christians, does this make sense? God has the power of creation & made us in it's image. Woman also have the power of creation, therefore God is a woman & it should be women who control the church not men.
"Woman also have the power of creation"
They do? All by themselves? Oh no, of course not, like everything else, they NEED a man for that.
That's what I love about women, the way on the one hand they try to take credit for all of men's achievements by spouting nonsensical garbage like "Women give birth to inventors", or something as pathetic, yet when it comes to bad men, like Hitler,...
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Do you think it's right for men and women to be treated differently? like women getting maternity leave or women not having to register
Women are held back in the workplace because of maternity leave, shhh, you're not allowed to say that, the feminists will have a hissy fit, but it's true, no sensible employer is going to employ someone who might take time off, still have to be paid, and have a replacement fill their position, which is more money, when they can just hire a man and not have to worry about all that.
If men were...
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is there a nice piano piece you can recommend me. a nice flowing one, with a beautiful melodic line?
This is not only a great piece of piano music, but one of the greatest pieces of music ever, it's from the videogame Final Fantasy X, don't let that put you off, it's tremendous.
It's called 'To Zanarkand': http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sGjElvt4nP8
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Can you give an example of something that was "improved" and became worse, not better in your opinion?
Milky Way, years ago it had the same soft brown gear that's inside a Mars Bar, absolutely beautiful, then they "improved" it by changing the main ingredient to a "lighter" whiter gear, absolute pish, I don't eat them any more, thanks Mars, morons.
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Do you think women can love two men at the same time ? This question is meant for real women who are truly honest.
Real women? Oh, you mean fat women, don't you? That's usually what fat women refer to themselves as, as if women with a decent figure are cartoons or something.
I thought you were meaning as opposed to robots or something.
Anyway, I've saw plenty of porn where women are "loving" two or more men at the same time, is that what you mean?
Or do you mean cheating?...
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Why is it such that girls are rated on how good looking/big their boobs (by guys, obviously) are, but when it comes to guys, "Oh, size doesn't matter, honey."
I think you'll find you're mistaken, first of all it's women who judge other women on their appearance, men judge appearance different from the way they judge personality, don't try and tell me women don't hate other women simply because they're slimmer, younger, or prettier than they are, men will judge the appearance and character separately, women do not.
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Do guys or girls give better presents?
It's an individual thing, not a gender thing.
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Whats the point of living if someone is hated by everyone?
Sometimes it feels like the World is against you, but that's because the ones that are on your side are silent, whereas the ones against you are loud.
And the point of living is to rub your existence in the nose of those that hate you, make them angry by smiling at them, by not changing, but living like there's no point because of your haters, will just please them more than anything...
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Should New Jersey have same-sex marriages?
If gays want to be as miserable as straight married people, who am I to go against it?
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I hit on a girl who said no because it would be awkward since we see each other nearly every day. I backed off afterwards. Later she nearly kissed me (I moved away because I was confused). Does she like me or what!? What is with girls and mixed singles?
Avoid at all costs, girls who play stupid, childish games like this are extremely dangerous, please avoid, go for a decent girl who has no time for stupid games, unless you're also playing and in on the game, because she's just being an arsehole, she knows you like her so now she's trying to play with you, you must make it clear you are no longer interested, yes you were at...
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What do you think of 80-year-old Muslim who married 10-year-old?
There is nothing wrong with it whatsoever, according to this feminist: http://www.guardian.co.uk/commentisfree/2009/nov/29/barbara-ellen-madeleine-martin-comment
Oh no, hang on, I keep getting confused, her article says it's perfectly acceptable so long as it's a woman doing the abusing, I keep getting mixed up, there was me thinking feminists wanted to be treated equally, turns...
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Why do Atheists mainly rail against Christians, can't they spew their visceral hate at Jews and Muslims too?
Aww, poor wittle Christian can't handle their faith being questioned, aw, 1, 2, 3, awwwwwww.
My "hate" for religion, that's all religion, not just poor wittle Christians, is far from visceral, it comes from clear thinking and fact, certainly not from guesswork.
Call me anything you want, but I just don't like people who try to indoctrinate children to believe in...
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How well did I draw this person?
I like it, good stuff. My only small criticism is the nose, not your drawing, the guy's just got a funny nose, just kidding, it's hard to tell if you got the nose right because you can't see his nose outline in the photo.
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How do you feel when other guys check out your wife or girlfriend?
I feel bad after I've murdered them and their family.
Just kidding, it doesn't bother me at all, it's not as if they have a look of disgust on their face.
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I had a dream last night that all my teeth fell out. Each tooth i touched became loose and just... fell out. In the end i had no teeth left. What could this possibly mean, lol?
A dream of your teeth falling out means you feel you're getting old, not that you're old, just that you feel you're getting old.
This is a very common dream.
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What is your view on a 14 year old girl dating a 29 year old man?
Absolutely nothing wrong with it whatsoever, according to this cretin: http://www.guardian.co.uk/commentisfree/2009/nov/29/barbara-ellen-madeleine-martin-comment
Oh no wait, it's only acceptable if a woman does it, so if it's a man then he's bad, but a woman must of course be suffering from emotional instability, or mental illness of some sort in order to behave in such a manner.
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What is the best gift you have received from the Lord?
If he exists, then free will.
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My friend is so beautiful & i envy her but she thinks the exact opposite. look for yourself
(see link for picture)
http://tinypic.com/view.php?pic=2h32d90&s=6
She looks underage, so I'll just say that she looks like she'll be beautiful when she's older, but right now she looks too young to be judged on her looks.
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What would you like to be famous for? (2009-11-29)
For encouraging women to be all they can be, without making excuses and constantly playing the victim when they're not.
I may not be famous for it, but I'll keep trying.
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Why do Atheists celebrate Christmas?
It's more like putting up with it rather than celebrating it, it's incredibly difficult to avoid Christmas, regardless of your religious beliefs.
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Waht became obsolete because of the computer and internet?
People's ability to keep their opinion to themselves.
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Why are cats (and cat owners) so dim-witted compared to dogs?
Cats are far superior to dogs, they are certainly not dim-witted when compared with dogs.
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The average American women spends $50 a month on________?
Travel money, usually to the shops.
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Can Atheists prove with concrete evidence that there is no God?
The onus to prove God's non-existence does not lie with Atheists, it lies with the religious, they have to prove God exists, not the other way around.
I say Pluto is made of cheese, prove me wrong.
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What is the main reason Atheists don't believe in God?
They're not as gullible as religious people, so instead of believing what they're told all the time, they question it, which is why they don't believe, because they've questioned it, realised it must be a load of old bollocks, and decided it's not for them.
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It is now sexist to call someone a fireMAN or policeMAN etc. How come the people who oppose those terms are not upset about being called huMANs?
It's not offensive to anyone to use term like Fireman, as it describes the job and not the gender, a bit like Chairman, that's not sexist, it's just the name it's given.
Here's the thing, feminists, and other air-headed, brain-dead morons, desperately want to be victims, but because they actually have it pretty sweet, it's difficult to point to something and say...
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Should the US government stop using the term "retarded"?
In America, the land of the free? No, they should not be restricted in what they can say, if anything they should be encouraged to say more, not talk more, actually say more.
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Do you find it odd that Im a teenager who hates teenagers in general?
I can just see the headline now, "TEENAGER HATES THOSE AROUND THEM".
It's nothing new, believe me, when you're a teenager, that's when you start to notice that everyone else is an arsehole, forget that "A stranger is just a friend you haven't met" crap, all strangers are arseholes you haven't met.
Hopefully you're attitude won't change,...
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How come I have the same success when I pray to God and when I pray to my couch? Recently I've been having more luck with the couch. Is God actually my couch?
George Carlin once done a bit about praying, he tried praying to Joe Pesci for a month and found he had the same success with Pesci as he had with God, so he stuck to praying to Pesci.
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If I told you that God spoke directly to me, on a regular basis, and that He told me that you should only listen to what I have to say about God, would you believe me? Now think about if I had 100 people saying they believed me, now would you believe me?
I would believe you...................were mentally ill.
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You get an email from the opposite sex, It's flirty, do you answer it, delete it or tell your partner?
I would tell my girlfriend and reply to it.
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What does the term "Bollywood" mean?
It's basically the Indian version of Hollywood. The Indian film industry is referred to as Bollywood, just as the American one is referred to as Hollywood, regardless of where the movies were actually filmed.
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What is the worst typo you have ever seen?
Not the worst, but there was a really funny one on AB the other day, at least I hope it was a typo, if it wasn't, it was kinda hateful.
Anyway, the question was supposed to be, "What would you rather eat, a donkey or a rabbit?", but the asker made a typo, so it read, "What would you rather eat, a donkey or a rabbi?".
I thought that was really funny when I first saw it.
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Here's a tough one. Could you think of one good thing to say about Adolf Hitler?
Unlike most of today's fakers, you know where you stand with Adolf, love him or hate him, at least you know where you stand, can the same be said of any of today's politicians or political leaders?
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If you were on a bus full of homosexuals, would you get off?
I don't know how I'd know their sexuality, unless they're all holding banners, but it wouldn't bother me, so long as the bus went to my destination.
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Do guys love beautiful girls more than brainy girls?
Some do, some don't, it's all about preference, something we're all allowed to have.
I like to look at pretty women, but I like to be in the company of intelligent women, that's not to say they're different, I know many pretty women who are intelligent, and many not-so-pretty women who are as thick as pigshit, appearance is not an indication of intelligence, or lack...
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Have you ever compared your dick to your friend? (2009-11-28)
Yes, and it turns out both are complete dicks.
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Can a woman keep her husband's last name after their divorce if she likes it better than her maiden name?
Yes, as Sheryl Gascoigne done. You see, Sheryl is not so well known when she's Sheryl NOT-Gascoigne, so although she had to split up from him, she still wanted to keep his name, how nice of her eh? Not really, it was simply because she's a complete unknown without it.
I believe Tina Turner done the same thing, showing that they need men to make a name for themselves, even men...
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Does Mariah Carey have breast implants?
I'm going to go with no, I don't think she has, and I have an eye for these things. It's the shape, fake boobs are never that shape.
Either way, she's top class, and she's dignified for not talking about them or displaying them.
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Are women more spiritual than men?
No, you know why? Because it's a load of crap.
What does spiritual mean to you, not the dictionary definition, what does it mean?
Exactly, no two people are going to have the same answer to that question.
Does it mean you like listening to Enya?
Does it mean you're a hippy?
Does it mean you're high on drugs?
You, like everyone else, does not know, but of course a positive...
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Which show is better, Family Guy or South Park?
Family Guy is a funny show, aimed at adults without using swearing to make their jokes, which is why it is infinitely superior to South Park, which is aimed at the school playground, using swearing to make their jokes, which is why I rate South Park as a terrible show.
And although it is 18 rated, it is still squarely aimed at the playground, anyone who misses this glaringly obvious fact is...
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Some say, "" Its better to be hated for who you are than to be loved for who you're not." Why is this? What good is that hatred?
It's true, at least you're being honest. I respect a lot of people whose opinions go against everything I believe, simply because I know where I stand with them, the ones that pretend, you never know where you stand with them.
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What do you think Obama should get for Christmas?
Rid of his interfering, feminist, man-hating wife.
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(GENTLEMEN) Would you let your gf or wife to have sex another man if you have been phisicaly disabled? What would you do if your gf or wife ask you let her to go another man for only sex when you were phisicaly disabled?
I pick the man, if she picked I'd assume she had feelings for him.
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GUYS!
I accidentally called my bf during girl talk, and he heard me say, "It sucks cuz he cums quick".. Now he's "hurt and embarassed to see me". Said he wants to stay together but wants me to leave him alone.. What do I do?? :(
You're sharing a private, personal, and embarrassing detail openly with your friends, it's no bloody wonder he's hurt, wouldn't you be if you heard him say to his friends, "It sucks because her pussy is like a wizard's sleeve"?
I'll tell you what you do, you apologise, and you tell him you were out of line, and that you've learned that when it...
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Why do women have a problem quitting gambling more than man
When it comes to Bingo, I think women are never told it's gambling, they're told it's a night out with the girls, it's a game, but when a man bets on a horse, it's straight up gambling, there is no denial in what he's doing, which is why women take longer to realise they have a gambling problem, because they're just "enjoying themselves with the...
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What do I do if my dog digs a hole under my fence and runs away?
You've lost your dog, so if you can just get your wife to leave with the kids you'll have a guaranteed Country song on your hands.
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Guys, do you like real boobs or it just does not matter as long as they are big?
I do not like fake ones, they look like whoopee cushions, and the seam at the side that shows through is utterly repulsive.
It's not size of tits, it's performance that matters, just so you know.
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Anyone else just love the song: "Oliver's Army" by Elvis Costello, and would you consider it a classic? I heard it again recently, after many years, and it still rocks!
I think it's a brilliant song, always will be.
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Would you have sex with Santa if he would give you WHATEVER you wanted for Christmas? lol
If having sex with Santa is what I wanted for Christmas, then yes, then I would get to go twice, right?
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Would you rather eat a donkey or a rabbi?
If it's a typo, the rabbit, if it's actually quite bigoted, then I'll eat the donkey.
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How do I find 48p as a percentage of £1.21
Thank you
Multiply 1.21 by 100, then divide by 48.
2.5208333333333333333333333333333
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WOMEN: Have you ever put your menstrual blood on a man's bed, clothes or any other personal belongings to get even with him for having abused you? I've done it and it works like a charm!!!
"for having abused you"
TRANSLATION: Didn't buy entitlement princess a fur coat.
You're clearly sick, I pity you.
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Which country has the highest alcohol consumption record in the world?
The stereotype would be Ireland, but I'd wager it was Russia, or one of those cold countries in that general area.
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How do you prove you love someone with actions? My boyfriend says he believes I love him.. but wants me to prove it in actions and I have no idea how.
Is it me? Am I the one that's going to have to say it?
OK then, BJ, he wants a BJ, your man wants a BJ, yes, yes, you've had sex, sure, I'm sure you enjoyed it, but you didn't have the sex HE wants, so start with a completely selfless BJ, I'm telling you, I'm right.
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How do you practice your religion?
By sitting with my thumb up my shitter, but then I'm an Atheist.
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Why do so many people incorrectly write/say "PROLLY," instead of the proper/correct "PROBABLY?" Are they lazy, or do they have a speech impediment that prevents the correct pronunciation from being used?
Probably put it down to slang or local dialect maybe.
It could of been worse, because people could of been using "could of" instead of "could've", man that really gets on my wick.
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Are good looks enough to guarantee success in dating?
Success in one-night stands, but not in dating.
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How bad is corruption in the Middle East?
There is no corruption whatsoever, what with all the religions in that area spreading the good word.
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What do you think about a grown man going into his young daughter's room(who is just a little kid) and yells at her that her mother(and his wife) won't give him head?Serious question.
The guy is a serious arsehole, there is no doubt about that, but come on man, child abuse? I don't think some people on here understand just how serious child abuse is.
Maybe this was an argument that had started in one room, and she then went into the daughter's room, if so, who's to blame then?
We don't know the full story, all we know is that the guy is a grade...
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What race is discriminated against the most?
Well I first want to say that everyone is discriminated a bit, but by far the most affected is the white man, and this is not some sad-arse attempt at playing victim, because I believe white men suffer the most only because they're "allowed" to be mistreated.
If for example, it was as acceptable to discriminate, mistreat, and show public disdain for people with brown hair,...
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Can you name something that you believe is an abomination?
So easy, feminism is an absolute abomination.
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Does this picture bother you? Are you offended by women who breast feed in public?
Well I have a son who was breastfed for the first 6 months, during that time there wasn't one situation where my girlfriend had to get her baps out in public, you know why? Because she's organised.
I believe that women who breastfeed in public are either doing so for attention, or doing so because they're so disorganised, they get caught short.
Now that I've said that,...
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What is a good comedy movie?
Midnight Run.
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What do you do when your Drunk?
When my drunk what? What does my drunk do?
I gave up drinking once I realised I had destroyed so many brain cells, I started to get my "Your" and "You're" mixed up, resulting in me looking quite the fool.
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Was the Uzi the definitive "movie gun" of the 1980's? If no, then what was?
Harry Callahan's Magnum 45, that will blow your head clean off.
The Uzi was a big one though, everyone knew what an Uzi was.
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How Do You Feel About People Who Pointlessly Capitalize The First Letter Of Every Word They Type?
A strange thing to do, unless it's a title of something.
I once saw a woman who wrote a capital letter at the start of every line, not every sentence, but it turned out English was not her first language, so she just made the mistake of thinking it was every line and not every sentence that started with a capital. My point is English may not be their first language and they're...
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What is the equivalent of Black Friday in other countries?
Boxing Day, the day after Christmas day, there are sales on, a bit like Black Friday.
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What's your favorite obscenity?
A choice between 'Motherf*cker", and 'C*nt", I use them often.
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Does short hair make a woman look masculine?
Yes, I'm afraid so.
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Is it appropriate that we become religious because we're scared of hell?
I'm not scared of Hell, red-hot pokers up the shitter for eternity sounds like, well, Heaven, compared to spending time with the people who would actually get into Heaven, boring-arse do-gooders, no thanks, who really wants to spend eternity with Ned Flanders?
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What is the funniest tv show ever?
Probably The Simpsons. Lots to choose from though.
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If you are pregnant but your man left you but he didnt know what should you do?
Let him know, not for money, not for him, not for you, for your child's sake.
Only the most despicable human being would deliberately remove the other parent from their child's life, don't let such a ghastly thing happen to your child.
Remember, it's not about your love for him, it's about your love for your child, that's why you want them to know their father.
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What do you think biggest beauty mistake women make?
Oh man, that utterly repulsive orange gear they put on their faces. What bugs me about it is the fact that they don't follow it right through to their neck, so they have an orange face and a white neck, yuck.
Then of course there's the women's favourite, the trousers that only go to the hip, low down, exposing the lower belly, that's all well and good, if you've got...
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I'm an atheist born to a jewish family...
i think i shouldn't be considered jewish cos i don't believe in judaism, while by jewish law i'm jewish no matter what i believe.
what do you guys think makes more sense?
You're an Atheist, but I'm sure you still respect your family's beliefs.
This goes hand in hand with Jews crying racism, Judaism is not a race, so when Jews are mistreated, it's bigoted, not racist.
I'm not saying you or any Jew was crying racism, but some do sometimes.
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You're standing in the checkout line New Year's eve holding a case of beer. A man you don't know comes up and says with a straight face, "You're going to hell." And walks away. What is your reaction?
"See you there".
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Recently, a wise old man told me the following: "Women lye so much, they don't even know they are lying. If they are caught in a bald face lye, and can't wiggle out of it, they call it changing their mind." Is there any truth to this?
Oh, they know they're lying, let's not give the poor little dears an excuse for their woeful, disgusting personality traits by saying they don't realise they're doing it, because they know fine well that they're doing it.
When caught, they don't put it down to a change of mind, they resort to their usual nonsense, that being "It was a man's fault...
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Name something you replace once it gets old?
The Missus of course.
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If you done something amazing and recieved an award for it, would you rather recieve a medal or a cash reward?
The medal, then it can be handed down for generations, whereas the cash will be spent before I even get it.
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Whats one thing that you know for sure about tomorrow?
It ends with a 'Y'.
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Why do female entertainers put more efforts into looking slutty rather than concentrating on their talent?
You know TheRock, I love this question, it points out part of what is wrong with today's female singers in particular.
I think they know that the less they wear, the more likely their photo will appear all over the place, more publicity equals more of the green stuff.
She didn't start it, but Elizabeth Hurley got Worldwide media attention when she wore "That" dress with...
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Ladies, if national health care is enacted in the US, should mandatory paternity testing be part of it or not? Please give your reasons.
What, and remove the chance for women to get up the duff and pass the child off as someone else's? Not a chance in Hell would women be in favour of removing a tool to manipulate men with, no way.
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What is Black Friday? (Im from South Africa)
It's the Friday right after Thanksgiving in America, I believe it's a big shopping day, but I'm not American so I might be wrong about that bit.
South African eh? Shouldn't you be telling people what to do?
Just kidding.
I think this is hilarious, you?
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Who else thinks the world of Shaquille O'Neal for paying for the funeral of that poor little murdered girl from North Carolina? He is a true philanthropist for that.
Philanthropist, publicity seeker, whatever.
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Was hip-hop created in NY?
The Bronx is where Rap/Hip-Hop was created.
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What would a vegan vampire eat?
I suppose their only option is to bite into a vegan.
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What does it mean to have no "back bone" in a relationship?
You know those men that go "Yes, Dear"? They have no backbone.
Woman: I want us to go to a party that will no doubt bore the arse off you.
Man with backbone: No, I'm not going.
Spineless man: OK, Dear, what will you allow me to wear?
Woman: I want us to go to my mother's for Christmas.
Man with backbone: And I want to go to the Moon, we can't all get what we...
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I still believe that the USA is the:
most giving
most loving
most free
country in the world. Am I wrong?
Most giving? That'll be why she charges her citizens for medical care.
Most loving? Of themselves perhaps.
Most free? Not a chance in Hell is America even close to being free.
Yes, you're wrong.
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Im a lesbian,and i want to know what you people out there think of lesbians?
So long as what you do involves consenting adults, and it's done in private, I have no problems with your sexuality.
I would have a serious problem with you if you were one of those typical man-hating lezzers who always makes out that women are the poor little victims of men, but if you're actually intelligent, and therefore not a man-hating feminazi, I wouldn't have any...
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Why was Satan created?
Satan is who most Christians believe to be God.
He's so sneaky, he told gullible morons back in the day that he was God, and these gullible morons have ensured that they indoctrinate their children with the same lies, so when they all die, they willingly hand their soul over to who they think is God, but he's actually Satan.
He must be laughing his arse off at the gullibility of...
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What if it were made legal to kill your own child (despite public protests)? Would you still consider it to be murder or, since it's now legal, just a choice?
I would view it as murder, always.
Feminists and other child-haters, and family-haters would most certainly call it a choice, but then, who's going to take what those rabid, foaming-at-the-mouth, man-haters say seriously?
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What is the main cause of divorce...in general?
The feminist, or air-headed woman answer is that it's men's fault, but the true answer is that people get married because society expects them to, they get fed up because society expects them to, they get divorced because society expects them to.
If they lived their lives how they wanted, without conforming to what unknowns expect of them, they wouldn't go getting married in...
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What makes you finally say frig it?
I would never use such a word, there is a better word that is more enjoyable to say, I love a good swear, so I would never say "frig".
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Who are more materialistic: men or women?
The dictionary definition is: Being overly concerned with material possessions and wealth.
In that case, this is almost a void question, it's pretty obvious, women are more, FAR more materialistic than men.
And no, not some codswallop about materials for the family, what a pathetic excuse to cover an horrendous character trait, no, it's simply that women judge people on the...
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During an argument I think the first one that stops arguing makes the other one look a little silly. What do you think?
So if I say to you that white is black, and you say it isn't, and I don't respond, that means white is black?
I often find, as an arguer, that the person who stops is the loser/quitter, who could not possibly refute my point.
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Why do men say they love you but want to take it slow?
What they mean is, they love you, but they cannot be certain that you're just another leech who is after his assets and half his future income, so since he's not sure yet, he wants to take it slow, or in other words, he wants to wait a while before handing you a license that will have him gang-raped in court on your whim.
It means he's sensible, and at least he's careful,...
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Who'e the best footballer of all time past ant present?
Diego Maradona.
Let's be clear on one thing, it is NOT Pele.
Here's a video of Maradona at his best, no player alive today could do this.
GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLL!!!!
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Me and this guy have been talking for a while now, and this one night we hooked up , ever since that night he hasnt texted or called me once , i feel like he was just using me? but b4 wat happened , it really seemed like he liked me? wat went wrong? (200
"it really seemed like he liked me"
Yes, it was supposed to.
Sounds like you were used for sex, just take it as a lesson in life, and in future, don't give it up to a guy you meet for the first time, then he might not think you're a slag, I mean, if you open your legs for him on the first night, then he'll think you're likely to do that with other men.
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Let's just say tomorrow you'll reborn into animal(pet)form,if you can choose,what kind of animal? and who should own you?
A Great White Owl, they own the night.
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Has AB become a box of chocolates -- You never know what you're going to get?
AB may be like that, but chocolates are not, they come with a little booklet describing in detail what is in each chocolate, so you do know what you're going to get.
You're hardly going to be in a situation where you open a box of chocolates and are surprised to find a field of Giraffes grazing.
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Why do so many people have a problem with scientology, I have never had a scientologist trying to convert me or my kids, they seem to mind their own business, so what gives?
I get about as much bother from Scientologists as I do from Hindus and Sikhs, none whatsoever.
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How do you un-indocrinate yourself?
A lobotomy.
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What is the worst possible answer to this question?
Purple.
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How can you make someone fall out of love with you?
If it's a man, treat him badly, if it's a woman, treat her with the utmost respect.
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Who is the most sexy actress in hollywood?
Kristin Kreuk, and I don't even watch Smallville.
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How do female prisoners rape other prisnoners in jail...I don't understand how that would work?
I read a story recently of a woman who is being tried for the rape of another woman, she held her down and inserted her fingers, and the law are counting it as rape, so maybe it's along those lines, maybe they're having body parts and items inserted into them while being held down.
Please don't have the mindset that women are angels who wouldn't do that, that's the...
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What is the first video on Youtube if you search your name? Here's mine
One of Omar's best scenes comes up first.
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Why is it considered offensive to tell people that I believe homosexuality is immoral? Shouldn't I have the right to spread this message?
Someone asked about God's view of homosexuality on here the other day, I answered by simply saying that I consider homosexuality to be a mental illness, and that it's completely unnatural.
This was challenged with the usual nonsense, the nonsense that goes "Animals do it, so it's acceptable", but when I asked if it would be acceptable for humans to eat their young, as...
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Should women Love, Honor, Worship and Obey their husband/partners?
They should love and honour their partner, but certainly not obey them, no-one has the right to tell others what to do.
Call me cynical, but I actually laughed when I saw the words "Women" and "Honour" in the same sentence, that is something most of them are seriously lacking. Honour to them is that woman that was in James Bond.
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Why is Oprah Winfrey quitting?
Because America, and the World at large, have realised they don't need/want/desire a fat, flabby-arsed, man-hating, child-hating, family-hating, bad women-glorifying, sexist, patronising, googly-eyed, rug-munching, hate-spreading, product placing, bint on their TV's.
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Is there a lot of blonds in Scotland?
Mostly bottle blondes, brunettes are far more common in Scotland, some fair-haired, but rarely blonde.
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My boyfriend doesn't want me to tell my closets friends about our intimate moments so how should I respond?
Well would you honestly like him to discuss exactly what you do in your intimate moments with him to his friends?
Of course you wouldn't.
All he's asking for is a bit of privacy for Christ's sake, surely you can manage to keep your big trap shut when it comes to your intimate moments? He's not exactly asking for much.
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Do MEN dance because they like it or JUST to be sociable and a way of getting to know a woman?
I assume because they like it.
I dance more without an audience than with.
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Is it counted as cheating if a married man sees a prostitute?
Only if his wife is unaware, but not if she approves it.
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Who is to blame for the problems in your life?
Me, I'm a responsible adult.
Before my sex change, when I was a woman, all my problems were men's fault, but since becoming a man, I've noticed that we don't get an easy way out by blaming women, oh no, we are actually accountable for our actions, so now I say me, instead of a whole other gender, it's actually better, I'm treated like more of an adult by society...
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Finish this statement: "Men who hit women are ____________________?"
To be judged on the individual case, not on some feminist notion that men don't hit women.
If a woman lifts her hand to me, that woman will be lying on her arse, no-one, male or female, will use me as a punchbag to vent their frustration.
So if he's doing it for fun, which is very unlikely, then he's a major A-hole, but if it's in retaliation, or in self defence, then...
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Has a girl ever faked a pregnancy and used it against you? Why do they go this low?
Women are very much like children, if you raise them to think none of their negative actions are their fault, then what happens is they end up behaving in the most despicable manner, knowing that they won't be held to account.
You only need to peer out your window to witness the fat-arsed, undisciplined, filthy, easy, degenerates most women have become, and that's thanks to the...
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Why do women have such a hard time operating automobiles?
They are not the hunter-gatherers in their species, they have no natural need to accurately gauge distance and speed and such. This is not sexist, it's just natural fact, men are equipped better to judge movement, since they're the ones who have to risk their arse to feed their family, unlike women who sit on their farters all day, which of course wouldn't require the same skills...
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What are people from Liverpool in the UK often referred to as?
Liverpudlians, or for short, car thieves :D
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So does EVOLUTION teach RACISM?
No, it teaches us that all life is related, that's almost the complete opposite of racism.
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What is world of warcraft?
It's a job that you have to do everyday, and the great thing about this job, is that YOU get to pay to do it, brilliant.
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Am I alone in thinking Lady Gaga is really pretty?
No, lots of people find women who look remarkably like men attractive.
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Is it wrong to go out with someone whose 9 or so years older than me?
So long as both of you are consenting adults, then it's perfectly fine.
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So do you know your "gangsta" name? This site will tell you what it is in seconds! LOL!!!
Great, I'm "Dank-ass Bull Dodga" :D
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Who has highest priority in your life; your parents, your spouse, your friends or your children?
Well I had a son last year, my first child, and he now holds top priority for me, no-one is more important in my life at this moment, not even me.
When we first got a visit from the health nurse just after he was born, she was on her way out the door when she asked me how I was with him, I said that he was the most important person in the World, she rolled her eyes towards my girlfriend, his...
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Is Michael Schumacher the Stig?
The BBC couldn't afford Schumacher, and if they could, it would be called "Michael Schumacher's Top Gear".
No, The Stig is just some car enthusiast who has probably died, and been replaced, about 4 times.
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What is the best quality of a man?
Their intelligence, without which we'd all be living in caves, yes sure, they'd be pretty caves (thanks ladies), but caves nonetheless.
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Is it wrong to kill bugs?
I think it is, unless they're poisonous and you have a small child running around.
I regularly get Beetles and Spiders in my bath, I simply lift them out and put them in the corner, they're harmless after all, but if a Wasp was going around my house I wouldn't try to catch it, I'd kill it, Wasps are dangerous.
It's the size difference for me, if an insect is of no...
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"All men/women are the same, all are pigs etc.(whatever the opposite gender of yourself is,)" Agree or disagree to this statement and why or why not? Note, I am neutral, I want to see what the world thinks!
It's very simple for me, I love women, and I detest feminists.
And yes, there is a HUGE difference between the two.
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Where can I see real Demon? as described in mythology in present days.
http://news.bbc.co.uk/media/images/42436000/jpg/_42436450_cab_harman_getty_gal.jpg
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How to make a women angry?
If you're a guy, just exist, that'll be enough.
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Who do you respect?
Only those that earn it.
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If Lady Gaga and Beyounce had a fight to the death who would win and how exactly?
Lady Gaga, since she's really a man.
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This is a first: 21 year old female lives at home. she works everyday. mother has curfew time for her to be home. mom charges her $20 for each hour she is late from a date. whats with this?
Her mother is a genius.
What she is doing is making life unbearable for an adult, so she'll eventually want to get her own place, because she's learning the lesson that it's under her mum's roof, it's her mum's rules, if she doesn't like it, get her own roof and make her own rules.
She's forcing her to act like an adult by treating her like a child,...
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Have you ever played Kingdom Hearts?
Yes, I love Kingdom Hearts, not so keen on the second one, and I've just started the DS version. It's one of the only real-time RPG's I actually enjoy.
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I recently accepted Jesus as my saviour. What should I do to spread His message? I am interested to become a missionary. How and where I start?
Well a Missionary is supposed to spread the word to those who have not yet been converted, so off you go to Afghanistan, Pakistan, India, and maybe stop over at Iraq and Iran, they've not yet converted to your way of thinking.
Good luck coming back with your head and limbs still attached, you'll need it.
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What's one car you'd recommend?
The Batmobile, either the one from the original show, or the one from the Michael Keaton movie.
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If you needed a baby sitter in a hurry and the only person available is a stripper/pole dancer, would you allow this person to babysit your small children?
If I knew this stripper was trustworthy and got on well with my son, then yes, no problem. I don't judge people on their job, just because a person is a stripper or a pole dancer, does not in any way mean that they're a bad person, no more so than a school teacher or a nun.
Although I can't possibly pay her the same fee she'd get in her job, so I don't see why she...
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I need help? i let my daughter father keep her for 2 months while i went to school and work and i kept her while he worked at night now he wants full custody can he get it?
Well if he has a penis then he only has a 15% chance of getting custody, as opposed to your 85% chance.
The reason you get an 85% chance is so that it's easier for the state to own your child, as it's easier for the government to control women than it is men, so in the end, none of you get the child, the State gets her, and they might even let you see her now and again, so long as...
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Does it matter to men whether or not a woman takes their name when they marry?
Of course.
Think about 200 years from now, a young girl whose parents died young, she wants to know where she came from, well thanks to feminists and other air-headed women, they won't know where they came from, because down the line some entitlement princess snapped her fingers and said I'm not taking a man's name, but of course she'll take everything else from the...
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When did we move from having a pop culture that recognised natural talent (for example, Bob Dylan) to one that cared more about "the right look", with no regard for whether the artist in question could actually hit a single note (for example, Pink)?
I don't like Bob Dylan myself, but I still fully agree with your point.
Watching shows like American Idol you can see they're not interested in really good singers, they're interested in people who "look" like really good singers, people who will do what they're told, people who can wear very little clothes in their videos.
Sickening really, is it any wonder I...
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I wish men would stop believing the MYTHS they made up about women. Why can't men accept that we are not that different from them? look below.
You're no different, look what you've written.
"they keep saying we don't enjoy it like them[we enjoy it more, we have double the nerves and multiple orgasms to prove it!"
"they keep saying their sex drives our higher[not true!]"
It's you that's saying women are sexually superior to men, not the other way around.
I have never heard a man...
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Why do so many people not give points for questions they answer?
Give points to Q's? Why? They don't ask for points, they ask for answers, so I've done my part.
Points are utterly useless, if someone asks "What's your favourite colour?" That's a Q that has many different answers, no way is one answer better than another on such a question, therefore the points are ridiculous.
I don't give a rat's arse for...
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What is the funniest song in your music collection?
This one.
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Why do 60 percnt of black men in hollywood date white women?
Maybe they just have a preference for white women. There's no rule that states you can only be attracted to your "own kind".
I don't know many black women, but their stereotype is most certainly off-putting to any man, be he black, white, or orange.
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How do you handle people that "never hear a word you say?"
Sign language.
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Do women like seeing men geting erection
If his credit card details/safe combination are on his dick in small print, then maybe, I guess it's possible that she'd want to see it get bigger so she could read it properly, otherwise no.
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Car horns: to alert pedestrians and drivers of your approach and dangerous situations only? Or also for self expression: to get them to move or show disapproval?
Well there's a knob-end who picks up one of my neighbours in his van every morning about 6:30am, he seems to think his horn is to wake up all people on the street, as he doesn't just beep once to get his friend's attention, a friend who is expecting him, no, he beeps "A Shave And A Haircut", sometimes two or three times.
I think this particular knob-end will find...
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When i connect my zenith zn-fc01 mp3 player to the computer it asks me to format it what can i do ,and yet i had just purchased it
This is very normal, it has to be formatted properly before you can use it, just format it, if it's new, you can't lose any data.
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If everything that is in place for us to be able to survive & for plant life & animals to be able to survive is in perfect place & the earth is in the perfect spot,how can anyone believe it happened outside a devine creator?Do you know the odds of that?
The easy way out, if you can't find an explanation, just say an invisible man in the sky done it, that saves you having to admit you don't know anything.
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We have five senses, can you think of another sense we could have that maybe useful?
Actually there's about 14 senses, not just 5.
Others include sense of temperature, sense of humour, even the sense that you're being watched (seriously).
There was an interesting bit about it on QI.
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If GOD decided to post a Question, what do you think he would ask?
Why are humans so pitiful and braindead, that they assume I, the Almighty, would want them to worship me?
I did not create them to have some people to worship me, I'm the Almighty, not the insecure Almighty, I don't want or need people to worship me, they should be enjoying their lives and only concern themselves with me when they're in my presence.
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Do you own a dictionary, or like me do you already know all the words?
Yes, I have a dictionary, and I'm sorry to spoil it for all those who haven't read it, but it was the Zebra that done it.
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Do you believe in Charles Darwin's Evolution of Man theory?
From apes, not monkeys, he never said we evolved from monkeys.
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Isn't Homosexuality and Lesbianism against Gods Design of human nature?
God's design? Nonsense, it's against the very laws of nature for sure, no doubts about it, but God's got nothing to do with it, but if you're a believer, then it probably is against God's law.
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So ok I Just started dating this amazing guy at my school.. but umm hes kinda geeky,and im not... Please tell me something geeky that i can say to totally impress im. Thanx so much :D o btw he's like the Dungon Master type of Geeky.
"Oh no, I wouldn't watch Battlestar Galactica now, not since they replaced the male lead with a female one, that's just wrong".
"Young people today are too molly-coddled, they can't even handle random battles".
To be honest though, I don't think he would necessarily want you to be geeky too, he probably likes you the way you are, but I understand...
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What are the best and worst things about being a woman?
BEST
You never have to worry about risking your life to save others during a disaster situation, you can, but if you don't, no-one will label you a coward.
You are automatically assumed to be the best parent by most of society, so you can neglect your child while eating burgers all day and watching soap operas, and you'll still be assumed to be better than the dedicated father who...
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Why do some people feel that others are inferior to them?? Most of the people that have this thought i feel they do it basing on the material things they have that others dont. Do u agree?what do you think?
Facts are facts, although it's shallow to assume one is better than others because of the material items one possesses, it's not always shallow to assume people are inferior, I know I certainly do.
Feminists, child molesters, rapists, and serial killers are inferior to me, of course they are, there is no way in Hell those people are on a par with me, or most other people,...
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I am a 68 year old man who has spent the better part of his adult life trying desperately to learn how to play the Guitar with no success. Should I give up the quest or does someone out their have a formula for success?
I don't play guitar myself, so my advice may well be redundant, but I've read that games like Guitar Hero and Rock Band, although they don't teach you how to play guitar, they are apparently helpful when it comes to timing, according to guitar players.
As I say, it won't teach you guitar, but timing and finger practice may be improved, plus you're not learning so...
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I was a virgin when I got married. This was for religous reasons. Now that I'm 50 years old, I'm regreting my decision. If I had it to do all over again I would do things different. What do you think?
A shame you feel time was wasted.
I'm not religious myself, but it always confused me why God would give one free will, and then lay down law after law that basically states that you can't enjoy your life, or live it with free will.
I sometimes think it's Atheists like myself who genuinely live life with free will, as opposed to the very people who claim God gave it to them....
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What is your favorite Christmas song?
It has to be The Pogues with Fairytale Of New York.
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What not to say after sex...
You're welcome.
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Why are some people socially skilled while others suffer from social phobia?
Because if we were all the same it would be a very boring world.
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Americans: I've noticed that many of you are under the impression that global warming is some sort of myth. Nobody else in the world believes this conspiracy theory. Where does it come from?
"Nobody else in the world believes this conspiracy theory".
Thanks for speaking on my, and the other 6 billion people on the planet's behalf, that's very kind of you, but some of us like to form our own opinion.
I'm not American, and I say global warming is just a part of nature, and I speak as part of the species that already survived an ice age, and that was...
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Ladies give 10 good reasons why you cheat.
10 reasons why women do something negative? Let me consult my feminist book of fallback excuses to be used for women who behave negatively, aah, here it is, I found it, the top ten reasons are;
10. Coerced into it by a man.
9. Forced into it by a man.
8. Some bollocks about the pressures of the (non-existent) glass ceiling.
7. Some air-headed nonsense about the pressures of women...
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What shouldn't you do with your ex?
Expect them to still have an attachment to you as if you're some incapable brainless child, like those women who get alimony, how pathetic is that?
One minute it's "You must respect women", the next minute it's "Women should still be taken care of by a man who is no longer part of their life", bloody pathetic, once alimony no longer exists, I might consider...
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Women: Do you love your period? I do, it's 1 of the best things about being a woman!!!!!!!!
I would imagine most women enjoy their period, they get almost everything they want from it, they get to be irritable, annoying, over-opinionated, overbearing, immature, moody, and to top it off, they have an excuse for it, so when called on their horrendous behaviour, they go "I'm on my period", as if having the painter's in justifies mistreating others.
They're...
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I'm tempted to give up on people and just have dogs for friends. What would I miss about humans?
Their ability to answer back and form their own opinion.
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Would you send your child to school halfway across the world under any circumstances?
Maybe if it was Hogwarts, but if it was just another school, then no.
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How has China reacted to President Obama's visit?
They were really excited until they realised he wasn't Tiger Woods.
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Who is going to win "I'm a celebrity..., get me out of here!" 2009?
Sharon 'I'm the queen of rock simply because I had a part of Ozzy's anatomy in my mouth' Osbourne.
Harriet 'I am so envious of men that I will show it in every single one of my actions' Harman.
Hillary 'I will show the world I don't know what irony is by mentioning the glass ceiling while running to be President' Clinton.
Russell 'I...
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What should a woman do if a guy that she's not interested in asks for her number?
Just simply say that you don't like to give your number out, if he pushes then be firm and tell him you said no, you are not under any obligation to dish your number out to any guy who wants it.
He's a guy, he'll be used to rejection, don't worry about it.
I'll tell you what, E-mail your number to me and we'll talk about it, my E-mail address is...
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Someone keeps stealing from my lunch at work any suggestions, signs and notes are not working? I need my snacks.
One word, bleach.
There is no law that states it's illegal for you to eat/drink bleach, and you are not obliged to go around warning thieves that you eat/drink bleach, so if they burn a hole in their stomach from eating your lunch, which they bloody-well stole by the way, it's their problem, not yours, and they certainly won't be in a hurry to do it again.
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If women are ten times better than men at reading body language, are they ten times better at telling whether someone has Asperger’s Syndrome? (a highly-functioning form of Autism)
The only thing women are 10 times better at than men, is pissing and moaning all the livelong day.
What I find strange, and laughable, is the way women constantly SAY they're better at this, that, and the next thing when compared to men, yet I very rarely witness them actually BE better at anything, sure, they say they are, but when it comes to proving it, that's a different story,...
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Guys: Do you lie about the size of your "manhood"? Why? What's the point? Any girl that you're going to get with is going to find out the truth eventually.
I actually go the opposite way, I insist I have an extremely small cock, because any woman with any sense would know that a man with a small knob wouldn't actually say that, and besides, it's good to see the surprised look on their face :D
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Do you have a fear of parasites?
No, I'm wary of women, but I don't fear them.
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How can you seduce a women using your eyes?
Piss-easy.
Look at them, and then roll your eyes towards the very expensive item you own, whether it be a car, a watch, a phone, or even just your platinum credit card, and they will immediately have their knickers off for you.
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What would be a good cover story for your ex to tell his supporters if he gives up his fight with you because it's going to get him into too much trouble with his job and the law due to his abuse. What could make them just accept his decision to walk away
If I was a man who was genuinely abusive, not "wouldn't buy me a fur coat on demand" abusive, but physically abusive, and I wanted to explain why my marriage ended in a way that people would understand, I would simply say;
"I'm a bad guy, it's obvious, I mistreat people, I am physically abusive, particularly to people weaker than myself, I always have been, even...
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What annoys you most about the opposite gender and are you male or Female?
I'm male, and lots of things annoy me about women, but top of the list is their gullibility.
Women are incredibly good at constantly reminding us men that they are intelligent, because they assume if you say something, it makes it true, as opposed to just showing it to be true, but this is contradictory to their actions, because while they're banging on about being intelligent...
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If each country picked a champion, which do you think would win in a fist fight, the Englishman, the Scotsman, the Welshman, or the Northern Irishman?
Obviously it's cheating a bit, I think it should be a fair fight, so the Scotsman should have one hand tied behind his back and be wearing a blindfold, got to give the others a chance.
Yes, I'm Scottish.
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How do you feel about prostitution? Is it ever justified?
Sex is legal, selling is legal, so selling sex should be legal.
Some people from dreamland will have you believe that all prostitutes are victims, and that all prostitutes are women, poppycock.
A recent investigation into trafficking in Britain, which took six months of effort by all 55 police forces in England, Wales, Scotland and Northern Ireland together with the UK Border Agency, the...
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So, found text on my husbands phone of naked girl and dirty talk. She is my sister in law's best friend.. Lives 2,000 Mls away, so a lot of talkin on phone and dirty pics. What should I think of this? Been going on for three weeks..
Strangely enough, I don't think he's physically done anything with her, because if she's sending naked pics of herself, then she's probably trying to entice him, if they'd already had sex, she would be past that.
That's not to say you should just stand for it, what you do is up to you, but I would say that no-one deserves to be treated like that behind their...
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I always have problems with woman being jealous of me and it really bothers me.. My hubby says their jealous I am very out going but I don't know what to do about this as it hurts
I've just read a few of the responses from women, claiming that they can't get on with women, they only have male friends, and what's funny is, when I point this out, as I have done many times, that women by and large hate each other, I get told I'm basically a misogynist, but it's simply an observation.
Yes, yes, I'm sure some women get along, I'm sure...
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Whats the worst movie you've ever seen?
Knowing.
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How come it bothers men that women are just as visual as them? We like to look at sexy, nude guys. Guys always pass a remark like "Men are visual not women". That is soo not true!
I have never in my life encountered a man who was bothered by the fact that women are sexually attracted to attractive men, are you sure they're bothered by it?
Also, I think you'll find that it's women, in their never-ending sad attempts to make themselves out to be "better" than men, that claim women are not visual, they prefer intelligence and a sense of humour, I...
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Is it against the Christian religion to buy and use sex toys with your life partner? Would God disapprove of this?
Well it shouldn't be. I'm not religious myself, but God gave you free will, so I would think of him as very petty if he pissed and moaned about how you used that free will. I also find it strange that he would give us the ability to make, use and enjoy sex toys, then complain if we did.
Surely he would be happy that you enjoyed the life he gave you?
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Do you ever wonder when you or someone saves an insect or a wild animal life, as it's running off, does it realise that you just helped it or does it think that it actually outsmarted and escaped you?
I get spiders and beetles in my bath every now and then, and I pick them out and put them in the corner of the room (since they're likely to live nearby), or outside.
I would like to think that they know they've been helped, but if they're anything like us gullible humans, they may put me down as some sort of God-like figure and tell their friends about the divine intervention :D
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The linked news story inspired this question: If a woman gives birth over the middle of the Atlantic Ocean, is the kid automatically of the same citizenship as the mother? What's put on the birth certificate for "Place of Birth?" GPS readings?
Place of birth should be in the air.
Citizenship should be the same as the parent's.
If a dog is born in a stable, it doesn't make it a horse.
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Why a man should pay on the first date?
Because women only want equality when it suits them.
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What's your definition of a hero?
A hero/heroine is someone who would willingly put themselves in danger in order to save a fellow human being in need of help. They do so with the full knowledge that it may be the last thing they do, like the firemen who ran up those towers to rescue those in need, they knew it could be their last move, but they done it anyway, because they wanted to save those in need of help, they, and many...
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Were you brain-washed as a child?
I am not religious, nor female, so thankfully I avoided all that brainwashing garbage.
I've never been brainwashed into believing in an unprovable man in the sky, because my family are not religious, and I've never been brainwashed into thinking I'm a perpetual victim at the hands of men with constant lies about rape, pay gaps, and glass ceilings, because I'm not female.
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Is Woman the Savior of Man?
Absolutely not, they can't even do anything positive for women, they've no chance of doing it for men.
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Can Christians be good parents?
It's very unlikely.
"If you don't believe the fairytales I tell you about an unprovable man in the sky, you will burn forever in hell" = Child abuse.
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When are you most likely to eat cabbage?
Mixed in with my salad when I get a doner kebab.
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Why do many boys seem to dislike talking?
It's in the male nature to not talk as much as women, there are genuine reasons for this, it's absolutely ingrained, I'll explain as best I can.
Picture the scene, three males are out with their spears, it's a very very long time ago, and they hope to catch something that will feed their family for a few days (just want to mention, these are the thousands upon thousands...
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Who does Kanye West think he is?
He has the mentality that his style of music is far superior to any other style, and is so unjustifiably arrogant that he assumes everyone else thinks the same, so when he takes the mic off a country singer, he thinks it'll be viewed as OK because country doesn't sell as well as hip hop, how wrong he was.
And another thing, he was also wrong to suggest that Beyonce should have...
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What is your favorite instrumental song?
The Loner by Gary Moore is quite special.
I also like The Lonely Shepherd by Zamfir, it's from Kill Bill, the one with the pan pipes.
And of course the best of the lot, To Zanarkand from Final Fantasy X, one of the most beautiful pieces of music ever.
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What does "serendipity” mean?
It means good luck in making unexpected and fortunate discoveries. It is in the dictionary, but I still provided an answer since that's what you were after, and not some smart-arse remark about it being in the dictionary and telling you to find the answer for yourself.
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Whats buried in your back yard?
Some two-bit rug-muncher, I never got her name, but she was spreading lies about gender wage gaps and 1 in 4 rape statistics in order to make women scared of men and feel resentment towards them, so I caved her man-hating head in with a shovel, and ironically, I used that same shovel to bury her fat diesel dyke arse in my back garden.
Being a feminist, no-one is going to miss her, which is why...
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What are babies born without?
Religious affiliation, they are indoctrinated with that by adults who lie to children, and threaten them into believing it and never questioning it. Tantamount to child abuse if you ask me.
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What is still a mystery to you?
It's a mystery to me why women, to this day, still continue to be easily-led, especially when it relates to their victim status.
An example of this is the way most women, even intelligent women, still believe that there is a gender wage gap due to discrimination, the only reason it exists is because of the personal choices women make, something I assume they would be for rather than...
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Why do women love cats?
Well most women liking cats goes hand in hand with most women openly hating men. I think because of their man-hating, they're destined to die alone, and that's where their love of cats comes in, they want to know that when their useless existence is finally over, they will be put to good use, which they will be, as an ideal snack for their many cats, and what with most man-haters also...
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About time! Our very helpful friend and great Answerbagger BigDaddyBS has become our newest Community Leader. Would you please help me in giving him a warm welcome to the "job"? Well done, and good luck!
I have zero respect for community leaders, I have witnessed some nasty unfair work on their part, and as such, cannot respect them or take them seriously.
But, good luck anyway, try and be fair, and if one of your friends says "That big mean man is disagreeing with me, could you sort it out?" then maybe you'll tell them where to go.
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Why is it that when someone doesn't like Obama they are suddenly marked as 'racist'?
Because the blacks have adopted him as their own, you don't like him, then that means you don't like them, it's a very warped viewpoint.
The same thing happened with Hitlery, whenever a man said "That woman is talking out of her arse", he was immediately accused of hating women, and not just that particular woman.
I'm sure it's a given that if...
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So your s/o comes into the bathroom and catches you looking at yourself in a mirror, having just temporarily put green beans up your nose. What do you say to him or her?
This is what you chose to go out with, I hope you're happy.
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What is your opinion on the subject of abortion? Explain please!
I'm against it except in rare extreme cases, like rape or severe disability.
What annoys me is when feminazi's refer to it as a "Woman's choice". They do this because it's difficult to disagree that women should have a choice without somehow sounding misogynistic, but I have a different outlook, one feminazis do not agree with, and that is that women already have...
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England 5 - 1 Crotia, 8 wins in 8 competitive matches, is Capello going to win us the World Cup?
No, there will be the usual hype, old clips of '66, so old they're in black & white, old stars from the '66 squad will get carted out, if they're still alive, if not, get some "experts" who were alive back then to once again, bore us all to tears with England's victory when they played at home, in black & white, when the game wasn't even that...
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Does it frustrate you, when someone asks a difficult-for-them question, you find the answer for them, and they can't even say a simple "Thank you" to you? (Some of them don't even award points!)
It doesn't bother me.
I am not here to have thanks thrown at me, or points, I also hardly ever use the point system, it's weak at best and can be easily manipulated by "friends", resulting in those with lots of points just having lots of "friends", and not so many enemies, usually boring people.
If I have an answer or an opinion, I'll offer it, I...
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Do you think the American feminist movement has had a negative effect on the American family unit?
Absolutely.
I would go further, they are messing America up with their constant lies and manipulated statistics, that for years have went unchallenged out of fear of the challengers being labelled as sexist or misogynist.
Boo-hoo, we are poor wittle victims in a man's world, boo-hoo, we don't earn the same as men due to discrimination.
No, you don't earn the same as men...
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If god exists because the bible says so and the bible is true because god says so, is it the same as saying god exists because god says he exists? But we dont know that he exists?
Fear, pure and simple.
Think about it, we all hear fairytales, 3 little pigs (oh sorry, I've just offended Muslims), Jack and Jill, Humpty Dumpty etc. The thing is, religious nutters tell their children fairytales from the Bible, and then tell them that not only are those absurd tales true, but if they dare question how true they are, or refuse to believe in them, they will burn in fire...
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Would you like to see Hillary Clinton and Sarah Palin in a Lesbo porn clip?
Sarah yes, Hitlery, no chance.
I would pay to watch them both go at it in a fight to the death, Sarah would kick that man-hating, child-hating, victim-playing, feminazi's arse black and blue, then hang her head up as a trophy in her living room above her fire.
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What do you all think of Nicole Richie's new son's name: Sparrow James Midnight Madden Richie?
It translates as: "I am a woman who is only famous because of who my dad is, and the fact that my "friend" was in a sub-standard homemade porno, on my own, I'm nothing, so to get more attention, I have given my son a ridiculous name to ensure that I get more attention from his suffering, he will surely be bullied for having that name, but that means nothing to me, all I care...
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Whats the best way to talk to a random girl on say, a train? without looking like a perv or weirdo.
If you're not a pervert or a weirdo, you've nothing to worry about on that front.
Women like arseholes, although they'll never admit this, so you have to start off with an insult, not one that can't be taken back of course, taking back the insult is part of the trick, so say something like "Did you steal those shoes off a dead clown?", which will instantly...
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Whats ur favorite quote? mines: "it's a man's obligation 2 stick his boneration in a women's seperation. this sort of penetration will increase the population 4 younger generations" im a girl but i think its real funny :D o && the quotes by eric cartman
"The most stupid, ill-educated and nasty woman can rubbish the nicest, kindest and most intelligent man and no one protests" - Doris Lessing.
"I believe, as a woman, that every woman in Parliament should be able to look every man from the prime minister downwards in the eye and to think she got there on exactly the same basis that he got there, and if she can't,...
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Do you think motherhood is the most beautiful thing on earth?
No, it would be more likely to be parenthood, you know, what with it taking two people, a male and a female, to create a baby, the female cannot produce life without the male, therefore, to exclude the male completely out of something so wonderful, is truly disgusting, and typically narcissistic of today's women.
Here's a little factoid that blows your (I'm sure it's...
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Iron Maiden or Metallica?
Iron Maiden.
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Why did Mariah Carey just buy a $95,000 bed? (Roasting encouraged)
She done so because she wanted to, it's her hard earned money, she can buy what she pleases with it.
I won't be roasting her, since I like Mariah, and believe she's worked hard to get the money she has, so if she wants to spend it on a bed, or a diamond encrusted toilet seat, that's entirely up to her.
I would give her a roasting if she was pushing these beds onto...
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WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE SONG FROM IRON MAIDEN?
Wasted Years.
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I'm 18 (born in 91, a teenager) but I prefer old movies (80s-early 90s) better than the stuff that comes out today. Is this normal?
The thing is, most movies that come out today have no originality whatsoever, or are just blatant rip-offs, also known as remakes.
I don't blame you for liking the originals over today's trash, today's garbage is hollow, with tacked-on love interests, CGI special effects, and if they've got time, they might throw in a story every now and then.
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Is there something you think is really cliche, what is it?
Tacked-on love interests in TV shows and movies, God they're annoying, it's so obvious as well. I just don't think every story has to have one, apparently all authors and writers from the dawn of time until now disagree with me on that.
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What in your opinion would qualify for the title 'Biggest Show on Earth'?
All the leaders of all the countries, in a massive pie fight, I say pie fight because some leaders are female, got to make it fair, then we can finally see who the most powerful nation is :D
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Whats the funniest stupid joke?
How do you stop black children from jumping up and down on their bed?
Put Velcro on the ceiling.
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Whats your favorite country song?
Settle For A Slowdown by Dierks Bentley.
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Gay people are..
Sexually attracted to those with the same gender as themselves.
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What side of the road is the correct side for a pedestrian to walk? I had an argument with my boyfriend about this today and I think you have to walk down the side facing the cars. Am I right or wrong?
You are correct, you walk with the traffic coming towards you, that way no-one can creep up and grab you into their car, plus the fact that if a car starts to skid all over the road, you'd rather see it coming, so you are correct, all safety and common sense tells you this, so you can now go to your boyfriend and say, "Ha, in your face, now kneel before me, kiss my ring and show your...
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Do you find Family Guy to be offensive?
No, I think it's funny, sometimes edgy, but always funny, which is the main point.
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You're walking with a friend in your apartment complex, when you hear a scuffle. You look up at one of the buildings and notice that there's a man choking a girl and is trying to throw her down the stairs. You don't know either party. What do you do?
I would shout to him to stop, say something like "The bitch isn't worth doing time for, go and count to ten".
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What does Satan hate more than anything?
That he's just one typo away from being Santa.
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Do people who say either "fear of commitment" or "afraid of commitment" lack the perception that commitment is not for everyone?
People who say that, and let's be honest, it's women who say it about men, do so because they have the mindset that if a man doesn't want to do what a woman wants him to, it has something to do with his fear levels, or maturity levels in some way, it's to play on men's machismo, a cheap trick to get what they want, a bit like the women who handed out white feathers to...
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Have you ever eaten road kill?
Yes, I ate all I could eat of it, but I had no idea what to do with it's bike :D
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"atheism should not be a word, no one says they are a non-astrologer, or a non-physicist" do you agree with this quote? (i can't remember who said it)
I don't mind the word "Atheist", the one that annoys me, is when I'm called a "Non-believer". I'm well aware that it's never said with any malice, it just assumes that what religious people believe is the truth, whereas I see myself as a believer, a believer in the truth, just because I don't follow religion, does not mean I'm a non-believer, it...
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What is the worst song ever?
Come On Eileen by Dexy's Midnight Runners.
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Who is the Top Hip-Hop/Rap Legend (I say Jay-Z)
Ice Cube, all time, The Game, recent.
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Do you find jokes ruined when stand up comedians laugh at their own jokes?
Not so much, the biggest crime is when someone says "This is funny, you'll love this", before they tell you. It takes the sting away a bit, because you're then under pressure to laugh, which makes it less funny.
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Clock speed
Rivatuner is an excellent program for sorting your clock speed, it's completely free.
I don't know what your question is, but Rivatuner sorted all the problems I had with clock speeds, it lets you control the fan as well.
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Is there anything the Terminator can't do?
Self-terminate, it says so in T2, that's why Sarah has to lower it into the melted metal, because it can't do it itself.
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If there was a burglar behind you right now, what could you hit him with?
Well first of all, I wouldn't go assuming it was a man, but if there was a burglar behind me, they'd likely get a scolding mug of tea across their coupon, which would serve HER right for breaking into my house.
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Would you feel insulted if your child wanted to change their name?
Yes I would, I see nothing wrong with the perfectly acceptable name we gave him, Adolf-Lucifer :D
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If we were created by God, then who created God? And who created God's creator, etc.?
Man made God, he is the 100% creation of man, invented by man, therefore he couldn't possibly have created the universe, no more than Gandalf had a hand in it's creation.
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I won't date people from other races. Does that make me a racist? Be honest please.
No, it makes you a person with preferences, nothing wrong with that.
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What are 5 movies that everyone should have in their DVD collection?
Godfather 1 and 2 (count them as one).
Goodfellas.
Back To The Future Trilogy (count them as one).
Die Hard 1, 2 and 3 (count them as one).
The Matrix.
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I've lost 10" off my waist in about 10 months. Can I get an "ATTA BOY!"?
How did you manage that, did you use a bacon slicer?
"ATTA BOY!".
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What is the most racist thing you've seen on television?
This;
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If you could go back in time and prevent the tragic death of one celebrity, who it would be?
I wouldn't prevent anyone's death, because I believe when it's your time, it's your time, but what I would do, is visit the place of death to get the real answers if possible, like keeping a close eye on the grassy knoll for example.
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Why do groups such as The Spice Girls always refer to themselves as a "band"? I always thought a band involved playing instruments and singing live, not standing in a row miming badly.
Much the same way they have the nerve to call themselves "artists", it's insulting to anyone with ears.
The thing that always made me laugh, and still does to this day, is when they went everywhere banging on endlessly about "Girl Power", you couldn't go anywhere without hearing it left, right, and centre, gullible women and girls bought into it, and the irony...
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What age do you think you should stop watching cartoons?
Never, cartoons are superb, everyone should indulge in them now and again.
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A teacher asked a student about 3 consecutive days that is not Monday, Tuesday,Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday. What was the answer to the teachers question?
Yesterday, today, and tomorrow.
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Do you ever get the feeling that people on here use negative ratings to punish you for having an opinion other than their own?
Definitely, I asked a Q the other day about this, some bozo DRed me for saying Final Fantasy 8 was my favourite RPG, what the hell?
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What is your opinion on cover songs? Should there be a time limit rule? For instance I see them as tributes but if you were to cover a recent song isn't that more, "I can do that better?"
I see them as theft, unless on the very rare occasion, the original artist has asked another singer to sing their song.
Ronan Keating made a career out of stealing country songs that weren't well known in Britain, and fobbing them off as his own, it's despicable.
American Idol is partly to blame though, because they focus entirely on the singer, but what about the writer?
I think...
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Why is it that any question I ask saying ANYTHING positive about women or asking about domestic violence sparks large amounts of hostility from the men on AB? i dont get the same reaction from the women on mens issues. Whats the deal?
For one thing, hostility from women towards men is seen as normal, as acceptable, usually as humour, whereas hostility towards women from men is a no-go area, which is why it's noticed more.
I don't personally know what Q's you speak of, I'm not sure if I've ever answered any of yours, but it's sad if people are having a go at you, instead of debating, but...
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Ladies: what's wrong with just solving the problem? Isn't it best to solve it as soon as possible, and THEN talk about how you felt about it?
But here's the dilemma, if the problem gets fixed immediately, without discussing their feelings first, then that makes it incredibly difficult to make the problem all about them.
The best thing to do, as a man with a solution, is to say "Look sweetheart, this is all about you, and you deserve attention and sympathy from this, but I'm going to fix it first OK?", I guess...
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I say "Tyra Banks" you say?
America's Next Top Hooker.
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Is it considered against the rules to answer your own question?
It shouldn't be since the option to do so is there.
I think it's stupid, I think there should just be a sub-box under the question for the asker to add additional details, keep the Q limit to 200 letters, but have an extra bit that allows 1000 letters or so for more details on the question.
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What do you look like?
I look like Peter Petrelli from Heroes.
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Does this pretty much sum up women?: demanding and then guilt-tripping when demands are not met? How does that separate women from impetuous and whiny children? Was it maybe not a good idea to grant womens' rights?
Some women are demanding, some lay on guilt trips to get their way, very true, not all of course, but the ones that are, just like you say, are petulant children, they deserve no respect.
Women should have rights, the one I'd like them to understand, is the right to remain silent :D
No doubt bozo after bozo will label you a women hater, or say you have mother issues, need therapy,...
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Honstly...if you find every things mentioned in relegions (God, Hell, paradise ....) true after dieth. what would you say to God if he ask why didn't you belive in me?
"Hey punk, you're the one who went and gave me free will, so don't go pissing and moaning about how I use it".
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What's your favorite animal?
The Owl.
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Now that Marijuana has been linked to Testicular Cancer, will you still have the Balls to smoke it?
Everything has been linked to bloody cancer, every day there's a new link, one day it's tea, the next it's coffee, the next it's jogging, chocolate, music, driving, scratching your bloody arse.
I say you do what you enjoy, if it kills you, at least you went out smiling.
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All my girlfriends let me down & dog me, I don't have any close girlfriends who i can trust. I can't name anyone who could keep a secret but my boyfriend Why do you think that is? How can I have better connections with my girlfriends?
I don't think any woman trusts another woman, and if you find a woman that does, you have found yourself an idiot or a liar.
Women constantly talk behind everyone's back, I believe it's embedded in them as part of their nature, they want to appear as the best female, so put down all the others behind their backs, so that the males will steer clear of them and see them as the...
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What would be your 'Handle' If you were a long distance lorry driver...?
Gun Totin' 6angster.
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Did you know Obama created an Executive Order (13489) to make it almost impossible for anyone to request a birth certificate of his on his FIRST DAY OF OFFICE?? Does that seem right? What are your thoughts?
Maybe to hide the fact that he isn't eligible to be President, maybe he's not American.
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Who wants to join me in congratulating Ailsa our newest Guru?
I like Alisa, she's cool, so I offer her my congratulations.
Is it OK if I bring weed to the party?
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I just recieved 3 emails from my bf's email. They came in as junk mail and he insists he never sent them. They have contents such as a link to a newspaper article (about diabetes, I'm diabetic). I also got one from my email. Where are they from then?
Read the E-mail address properly, there will be a slight difference between that and your boyfriend's, that's usually the case anyway, it just looks similar at first glance so that you open it.
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My girlfriend told me she wants me to be forceful during sex she said"i want a guy(being you) to like force me to do shit. like having sex and stuff to be like really forceful..not aggresive but yah"..whats she mean forceful but not aggressive..help
She probably wants to accuse you of rape and for it to be plausible when the police investigate, they'll know you forced your way in, next thing you know, you're in a prison cell, she's on a shopping spree with the money she'll get from VAWA and the likes, BE VERY CAREFUL, especially if you have a bit of cash.
If you absolutely have to do it, even if you fully trust her,...
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I have very large hands and feet. What does this tell you about me other than what I just stated?
You wear very large gloves and shoes.
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Should i get back with a ex who is a sex offender? We were 2gthr for 3yrs, until her started to harrass me at my home, and peer thro my letter box and windows at night! Opinions welcome.
It sounds as though he's a sex offender according to you, has he actually been charged with the crime of being a sex offender?
He sounds like a peeping tom/stalker, but not a sex offender.
If he is actually a sex offender, and not just in your own head, actually charged with the crime and registered as a sex offender, then I'd steer well clear if I was you.
I would also steer...
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Which is the best way of proposing a girl?
The same way you want to say anything important, a barber shop quartet of course :D
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Which one would you like to have as pet a Gremlin or an Ewok?
A Gremlin, Ewoks are just Care Bears for boys.
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Do you think tattoos are a turn off?
Small ones are fine, but I can't stand those big fat-arsed bingo wing ones, all misshapen and wobbling about, no thanks.
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Depression do you think it's real?
No I do not, I just think they're a bit more fed up than usual.
The thing is, the people who are fed up are surrounded by therapists who, to keep themselves in a job, tell them that they're depressed.
Go to Ethiopia, Darfur, or any other country/place like that, and you won't find depression, ADHT, OCD, and all that other made-up crap to keep therapists in a job, because they...
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What do you think should be the Punishment, for Texting while Driving?
The person should be tied to a pole at the side of a road, then have 100 cars drive past them on the road at top speed, while the drivers of those cars have to write a specific message on their mobile phone.
If this was to genuinely happen, they shouldn't have anything to worry about, since they think it's perfectly acceptable, but watch as they shit their pants at it actually...
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Should I or Shouldn't I?
Well they say on your deathbed, you regret more things that you didn't do than things you did do, so I say you should.
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Do you know anybody that refuses to smile for their picture?
All black men.
A joke people, just a joke.
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Guys, the five scariest words a man can say to me are"I'm not like other guys". In tens words or less, what is the scariest words a woman can say to you?
"I'm taking your child away from you"
Why is that the scariest thing a guy can say to you? Do you prefer them to be the same as the rest?
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My husband abuses me in the wierdest ways. No only does he hit me and verbally abuse me but makes me sleep outside. He actually MAKES me. If I don't go on my own he will physically do it. What can I prove in court? If I leave he will always hunt me.
Video evidence would do it.
I'm confused as to why you married such a man in the first place, what is that magical, wonderful thing women always bang on about having? Oh yes, intuition, where was yours?
Or did you just marry him because you wanted a "bad boy" to impress your friends, or get back at daddy?
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My daughter is 20 & chatting with 32 years old guy, who has proposed her for marriage..please advice?
They're both adults, there is no advice available for you in this situation, and the age gap makes no difference, both are grown adults who are allowed to vote, drive, work, and own their own business.
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Should i be mad if the guy that got my only daughter pregnant was 18 and she is 13?
Yes, but you should be equally mad at yourself, since your 13 year old daughter is having sex.
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Where can I get a ENGLISH manual for a Casio EW-V2500L? The only things I find are manuals that are in Chinese.
It looks like English here, you have to download it though, hope it's what you're after.
https://www.2instructions.com/search.php?cmarque=CASIO&modele=EW-V2500L
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Why do people think Europe is such a better place to live than America?
Because countries in Europe have far more freedom than America.
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Would you rather be Oprahs dog? Or Paris Hiltons dog? .... If u had 2 be 1 :D
Oprah's, then I could take a big chunk out of her throat, the fat-arsed, man-hating, child-hating, feminist piece of shit that she is.
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Have you played Far Cry? Is it good? It doesn't look like it has a story.
I love Far Cry 2, but I do not like the first one. They put you in an environment with loads of trees and water, like a jungle, and yet there isn't one single silenced weapon in the game, absolutely ridiculous.
It would be perfect if it was more stealthy, but you can't play it that way, you let off one shot, and all nearby baddies attack you, it's very annoying. Add to the fact...
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If You had a Whip....What AB'er would you like to Whip?
I can't name one, because there are more than just one, but I would whip the shit out of the unfair people, the ones who get involved in an argument, then when they realise that they're way over their heads, they then get on messenger and call in the troops with pathetic pleas of getting involved, DRing, and insulting the other person involved in the argument.
I would also whip the...
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Why is it, if a woman have sex with 3 different guys in a week she is called a slut. What is a guy called if he does the same thing?
I think as long as they play safe, and no-one's being cheated on, then none of them are sluts.
A woman should be entitled to enjoy a healthy sex life just like a man can, I only view them as trollops if they lack dignity as well as behave like that.
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Many of our kids can't read well enough to do well in school so they drop out. Whom do you blame? Society, government, teachers, school systems or parents? Whose responsibility is it to prepare kids for school?
Mothers who prevent the fathers of their children from seeing them, are responsible for a lot of the issues that children face. They CHOOSE to have kids with these men, then prevent them from being a part of their life, taking away a role model, a protector, and a mentor, leaving the kids feeling lost, thinking there's no point in going to school.
The schools can't really do much...
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Why hasn't bin-laden been found yet? that's what i, as do many would like to know
Because he's a CIA agent working for America. I'm astonished that no-one gets this, I mean think about it, the CIA are very unlikely to hire someone who will turn on them, especially if they're Muslim, so there's no way he'll ever be captured, he'll still be getting a wage off them.
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Lol why do women cross their legs? i have noticed that about women. i do it cuz its comfortable & makes me feel sexy. i notice on a lot of tv shows thats how women sit. i want to know the real reason why people do it. does anyone really know
To stop the draught getting out.
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Has your husband or wife ever watched you pee or take a dump? Which ones and why did you let that happen?
I would explode before I let anyone watch me have a shit or a piss, I even have to go into a cubicle for a piss in a public toilet, I just can't go in the presence of others.
That annoys me on Big Brother, they have a camera in the toilet, how bloody sick is that?
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When are women most likely to be aroused?
When they see a wallet that could choke a horse.
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What is the best way to come out of the closet to someone who you like but may not be gay.
Just say you don't want to make a big deal about it or anything, but you prefer a bit of man-meat, and leave it there, no need to bang on about it, if you don't make it a big deal, no-one else will.
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Do You have a Favorite AB Community Leader?
No, I think the whole idea is ridiculous, and I speak from experience, they're not a positive thing on this site at all, and from what I've experienced, they are not fair and just, they stick up for their friends, no matter how atrocious their behaviour is, and abuse the power they have, it's nothing short of despicable.
Not all of them I'm sure, but most of them.
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Should drivers and thir passengers be required to wear seat belts?
Yes, it's the law in Britain.
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What makes you relationship material?
I am just utterly fantastic.
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What is Diddy doing these days?
I imagine he's thinking of what his name will be this year.
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How British Are You?
I am 100% British.
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Has alcohol ever got you into trouble?
Yes, that's why I don't drink.
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I just watched Knowing and I wonder: If you knew the world was coming to an end, (meteor or red giant, or some other apocalyptic event) would you loot, and take part in chaos or would your try to just chill and reflect the last hour of your life?
I would get my alien friends to leave black shiny pebbles all over the place, with absolutely no explanation whatsoever as to why they're there, then I would get them to take two children, one male, one female, off to another planet to start the human race again, a planet that's exactly like Earth, and those two children would be white New Yorkers, no non-whites, because my alien...
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Why do atheists often focus on criticizing christianity instead of other religions?
It's the main religion in all English speaking countries, that'll be why it gets mentioned more.
I'm an equal opportunity attacker, I attack all religions.
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Michael Jackson did nothing wrong. Jordan Chandler (the kid who claimed he did) said this, "I never meant to lie & destroy MJ but my father made me to tell only lies" & "I lied for my father, I'm sorry Michael" Why can't people accept that?
People won't accept that because they want to believe the worst about people. It is one of the worst human traits there is, the want to believe the worst.
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I'm involved with a married man. He has been taking care of his wife for the whole entire marriage of 11 years. His wife is has been diagnosed with paranoid schysophrenic with parkisons disease. I really do love him, but I feel like I must move on.
"I'm involved with a married man"
Then you're a slag, especially because his wife is in the state she's in.
Imagine being like that and then someone comes in and steals your husband when you're at your weakest, it's just low, really low, you and him.
Move on, stay, whatever, but I can't think why any woman would want to be with a man who cheats on...
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Do women look indifferently at men who are shorter than them?
Women don't even know what men look like, what they like, or what they say, all they notice is what he can offer her.
If you don't look like you own a car, you'll be ignored, she'll probably even walk into you, that's how blind most of them are to men who don't look like they have cash.
So size means nothing to them, that guy that plays Mini Me is fending them...
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What does it mean when a girl says to you " I love you, but I hate loving you"?
It means she's a drama queen, tell her to start talking sense, otherwise you'll stop listening to her gibberish.
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Atheist: how do you explain prophecies in revelation that have come true?
I don't know what ones have came true, but I just put it down to the fact that if you spout a thousand predictions, you're bound to get one of them right every now and again, especially when there is no time limit, so after a thousand years a prediction comes true, people will point and say, "That prophecy was right", total gibberish.
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Problems with mean English Teachers?Any advise on how to torment them back?
Yes, jealousy is where to hurt them. Lie about a story you wrote, don't tell them what the story is about, because you don't want anyone to steal the idea, and let on that a publisher is interested in your work.
This will drive them nuts because all English teachers are failed writers, not a generalisation, a fact.
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I just want to know once and for all if Michael Jackson was a child molester? I like him and I hope not, but.... Why did Latoya say he was in her book? Why did he have a secret room in his bedroom? Why did he prefer the company of children?
Let me give you an example of what would happen if those kids took a lie detector test, much the same as anyone who takes a lie detector test.
They would be asked the question "Did MJ molest you?".
If they say no, but the machine says they're lying, most people would believe the machine.
But if they said yes, and the machine said they were lying, most people would believe...
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Do you know anyone who cannot make a point without being mean?
Of course I bloody well do, what are you, brainless or something?
(See what I did there?)
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Satan believes in God,so would that make atheist more evil than satan?
Satan believes in God because it was him that cast him to Hell, as I believe the Bible says, but as an Atheist, yes, I'm probably more evil than Satan, no argument from me :D
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Whats a good comeback when someone calls you fat???not that im fat. just need a laugh.
"I may be fat, but I can lose that, you will be stuck with your ugliness forever."
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What is your first thought when you think of the country Africa?
My first thought is that Africa is a continent.
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Every time I see a movie where a woman is giving birth someone says boil some water. What's the water for?
I think it's to give the guy something to do, same with towels, it gets the guy out the way, although why he's even there in the first place is a mystery to me.
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Most defining feature about Brits..?
Our sense of humour, and the way we're able to laugh at ourselves and our faults. I believe many other nations would do well to emulate this.
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Life is ___________?
Not in any way, shape, or form, like a box of chocolates.
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This is a question for all the British people here: Do you find yourself using americanisms in your speech when you are on AB (or on-line generally)? Does it help you? I do it all the time....why is that do you think?
My favourite Americanism, and one I use, is "What gives?", I love that one.
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What, do you think, would be the hardest thing to sell?
Facts to feminists.
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What's one thing that you might light?
A man-hating dyke march, that's what I'd light, and I'd enjoy watching those rug-munching, child-murdering scumbags burn.
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Do you get excited when you sign into AB and you those little bright orange bubbles (answers & comments alerts)?
I cream my pants with excitement.
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I need some pussy n maybe a relationship call me 233-3847 i live n maryville tn 37801 so only ppl close 2 me plz
God loves a trier, please let me know if this works.
Hey ladies, I'm in Glasgow, are you nearby, and easy?
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I'm a 40 yo Femalethat is very attractive, 5'1, auburnhair, browneyes, built great; legs!!!!! No problems attracting the oposite se. I used to love men. Now!!!!!!!!!!!!! I LOVE womens breast. Am I turning lesbiam??? HELP! WEIRD!
Why the description of yourself?
Women are very pretty, well a lot of them are, and a lot of straight women can see that, it doesn't mean you're gay, you just know a good pair of tits when you see them.
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If you were alone all day, and it was a rainy winter day, and you knew within the next hour or two your girlfriend was coming over what would you do? Is it normal for a guy to bake some cupcakes and then eat them all up before she comes around?
You're the man, you wait until she gets in, and you say "Get in that kitchen and make me some cupcakes woman", and then insist that you're eating them all, she's not to get any, but she's a woman, she'll be fine with you ordering her around, I've heard they like that :D
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Do you think Nancy Grace has ever thought anybody accused of a crime is "not guilty?"
Nancy Grace is a foaming-at-the-mouth feminist, therefore she doesn't understand the concept of, well, anything to be honest.
As a feminist, she has to believe that every allegation, particularly against a man/men, is true, no matter how absurd that allegation may be, because her women's studies classes have taught her that all men are guilty when accused, and that women don't...
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Your little sister just got beat up by her boyfriend.....what would you do?
I would first of all, kick his arse, then I would sit my sister down and tell her that if she goes back to him, and it happens again, I will not get involved, and I'll also tell her to stop going for "bad boys" to impress her friends, and if she really has to, then at least get it right, like Eva Braun did.
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How did you find AB, was it from a friend or by accident?
I was looking for a site like this after QnA closed down, I tried Minekey and AB, I stuck with AB and haven't been near Minekey for ages.
AB was recommended to me by a user on here.
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APRIL FOOLS! What prank did you play on someone, or what prank did someone play on you?
A couple of years ago on a site called QnA, which no longer exists, I posted a question asking people what they thought of the new British law that says a woman must have permission from a man before she can vote, I was obviously kidding, no-one fell for it, they all saw right through it, oh well.
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Why is it always assumed that in a relationship it is the girl smuthering the guy, not wanting him to spend time with friends, it is not very often you hear of it the other way around is it? But I know it happens the other way around!
It definitely does happen the other way around, no doubt about it.
I don't allow my girlfriend any freedom, she doesn't have any friends left because I've removed them from her life, she's not allowed out unless it's to get me stuff from the shop, and even then, she's not allowed to be served by a man in a shop, she might cheat on me with him if she did, we...
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Do you laugh when you hear a joke with a reference to someone's physical handicap? Deafness for instance?
I laugh at funny, that's my rule.
I believe we should all be allowed to be ridiculed, it's part of life. There's a Ricky Gervais sketch where he takes the piss of a guy with Polio, his name is Ash, it's very funny, it's at the start of one of his videos.
Ash was interviewed and asked about it, he said he would find it insulting if people in comedy completely ignored...
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How would YOU write the sound of a fart?
pbrrrrrp.
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Do you think it is fair that i am legal to drink in the UK but if i go over to America for a holiday i can't experience a good night out because i am not of age there?
American law is messed up, no wonder they have so many school shootings when they're not allowed to get their end away until they're 18, how ridiculous can you get?
It amazes me that I can openly boast about shagging a 17 year old in my country, yet I'd be jailed for it in the States, it's very odd, it makes for a very frustrated nation methinks.
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Jim Carrey- yay or nay?
His earlier stuff, yay.
His recent stuff, nay.
Overall, yay.
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What was the last Random act of Kindness that, You did for someone?
Twice this week I've rescued a spider from my bath or sink, they're not people, but I still think it's an act of kindness.
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Is handing a note that says, "Coffee?" to a co-worker sexual harassment?
If a man hands that note to a woman, then it's a clear-cut case of sexual harassment, since he has a penis and is interacting with a woman, but if a woman hands that note to a man, then it's just a note.
This is not my opinion, but the opinion of rabid feminists, in fact, I imagine they'd view that note as attempted rape, especially if the woman "feels" violated by it.
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Muslims just blew up two hotels in Jakarta?Killing 9 and hurting 50.Thoughts?
But that's impossible, Islam is a peaceful religion, and if you dare say otherwise, I'll chop your head off :D
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Do you think Angelina Jolie is ugly or pretty?
Actually, no I don't.
I think she looks like a drag queen, I really cannot see what the big deal is about her.
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What is another way of saying "Keep it a secret"?
For men: "keep a lid on it" or "Not a word".
For women: "Please tell everyone you know, everyone you don't know, strangers in the street, shop assistants, and also put up as many giant posters all over your city with the information on it as you can, and if you could get on TV and mention it, that would be perfect".
This is not what they say, this is...
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Mensan is now a maestro. Who would like to join me at a Viva Las Vegas party to celebrate his achievement?
Well done bud, I'm afraid I can't make it to Vegas, put $20 on black for me, would you?
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Is it illegal to physically intimidate someone? If so, I would like to call the cops on the person who is doing it to me.
It's only illegal if there's physical contact, however, if you're a woman, then anything is illegal in the eyes of the law if you cry enough.
Women can have their partners removed from the home without him actually having to do anything wrong, just by uttering 3 simple words to the police, "I feel scared", the man is removed with a court order placed on his head to...
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Who did u always think was better?metallica or megadeth.
I do like both, but I'd have to go with Metallica.
I've made solos mixes for both of them for Frets On Fire, here's the videos if you're into that kind of thing.
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Do you think men or women have an easier life?
Women have easier lives.
You wouldn't know it, what with the endless pissing and moaning they do about how hard they have it, but they've got it extremely easy.
Think about it, a woman with a child can sit all day with her thumb up her arse, watching her leader Oprah on TV, and all the soap operas, while her child lies abandoned in the background, and she still gets to call...
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Is it possible to sneeze so hard that your brains come out your nose?
Only if you're a feminist, since their brains are about the size of a grain of salt, but everyone else should be OK, it's unlikely you're brain will come flying out your snout.
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Would you have trusted Michael Jackson with your children?
I wouldn't trust anyone with my children, particularly women, since they abuse and murder children far more than men do.
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Donald Trump is suing a man for calling him a millionare instead of a billionare.No joke.How stupid is that?
It's incredibly stupid, but not surprising. He's clearly shown on his show that money is all he cares about, whenever he talks about another company, he very rarely mentions what they actually do, instead he bangs on about their profit, in his head, that's all that matters.
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Did you hear about the Gay penguin that switched sides? Is it possible a gay animal can go straight?
Link;
http://www.cnn.com/video/#/video/us/2009/07/16/bush.gay.penguins.kron
No, but what is very possible, is that in the desperate bid to make it appear that homosexuality is normal, gays put together two male animals and made sure they had no contact with females, so that when they get the urge, they shag the nearest thing, a bit like a dog does with a human leg, and then the gays point and go, "See, see, I told you homosexuality is normal, it must be, otherwise...
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What would you do if obama showed up at your door?
I'd ask him if he has Michelle's permission to be out, since he needs it for everything else.
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Why do guys think the grass is going to greener on the other side?
It's not just men that think that.
They don't think the grass is greener, variety is the spice of life, they just think that particular grass has a different texture, different size and shape to the grass they already have, it's not that they prefer the other grass, just that the other grass is different, that's all.
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What type of music annoys you just to listen to?
It has to be that Irish fiddle crap, I'm pretty certain that's what Hell would sound like.
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Would you date Amy Winehouse?
No, I wouldn't date anyone who was abusive to their partner, and not only abusive, but proud of that fact.
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I know this question has probably been asked many times before, but, do you believe Michael Jackson was "guilty" or "innocent" of the accusations made against him?
Innocent, for many reasons.
First of these is the fact that I will never allow people who make false allegations to win, that's every feminist's dream, for everyone to believe every horrendous allegation made against a man.
Also the fact that he was tried and cleared of all charges, and I strongly believe that if he done anything, the entire world's media and the entire...
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I saw a homeless guy at a curve. so i gave him an apple. and right before i turned the next road, he threw it behind his back. What do you think of this?
Fruit can be injected with any number of substances, maybe he just didn't want to take the chance.
Or maybe, just maybe, there was a big pile of apples behind him that others had gave him, and he was just throwing yours on the pile.
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When you die, do you think that event will make the news yo?...
No, it wouldn't even register on a slow news day.
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The people on AB are pretty bold, posting and answering questions on subjects such as religion, abortion, and suicide. Can you think of a topic that no sane person would dare bring up? Think about it...
Probably subjects like rape and paedophilia.
Not because they can't be discussed, but because it's inevitable that when discussing such sensitive subjects, it's just a matter of time before someone with extremely low intelligence accuses you of such behaviour, simply because you have a different viewpoint as them.
Just last week I mentioned that MJ was cleared of all charges,...
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Are you always honest on AB even if you know you will get DR for being honest?
I am always honest, and it certainly gets me my fair share of DRings, but I don't care about points, stars and badges, that's not why I'm here.
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What is Project Natal?
It's the new Xbox peripheral, it works by using your body's movement, a bit like the Wii only without a controller to hold.
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The song 'Wicked Game' by Chris Isaak is the best song ever?
A great song, also great live, but it's not the best, that honour goes to Marc Cohen for Walking In Memphis.
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If you could stab anyone you wanted, who would it be?
Harriet Harman.
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What is your view on assisted suicide? or suicide in general?
We put down animals that suffer without a second thought, so I think we should be allowed to die if we so wish, and I think it should be regulated strictly, so as to prevent murder.
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I have had a guy who i work with going round to everyone saying that im a convicted rapest. well this is not true and i have no idea what i can do about it. this could potentualy ruin my life false statments like this what is the law on this a
You need to seriously mess him up, especially because he's a guy, he should know better than to falsely accuse someone of such an horrendous crime.
I suggest cornering him and caving his head with a big bloody stick, or if you can manage it, stick your cock up his arse, then when he says you're a rapist, you can simply say "yes, I am a rapist, I raped your arse red raw".
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ModelMayhem.com has a rule where if you are inappropriate, curse, or insult someone they put you in 'timeout' for several days so you can't post on threads. Do you think AB should consider doing this or does it violate freedom of speech?
No I don't, because if we both answered the Q "What's your favourite colour?", I say black and you say red, I could easily say your non-offensive answer offends me, getting you unfairly punished just for having a different opinion than me.
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Why is it that many people seem to beleive that Atheists are not capable of being moral people? Do you think Atheists can be moral? Why or why not?
I'm always fascinated at the way Christians claim Atheists have no morals, yet they're the very people who threaten children with burning in Hell if they don't believe the fairy stories they're told.
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What music are you listening to RIGHT NOW?
Jessica by The Allman Brothers Band.
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A couple of days ago I heard that Susan Sarandon will renounce her USA citizenship and leave the country if McCain is elected. Michael Moore may also join her crusade. What are your thoughts?
Who gives a rat's arse what SS and MM do with their lives, one's a fat bastard always looking for trouble and something to protest about, the other is a two-bit actress whose only good role was in that pile of piss Thelma And Louise, and that was only made for angry women, both of them are nobodies, it's that simple.
The real question is, how could a country like America ever...
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I have taken an extreme interest in DJ-ing? Tips/input? As of now, I am 15. I know what you're thinking: 'Such a naive kid...' But I must say that this yearning has been in me for a while. A long while. I feel like it's my calling. Before embracing techn
Get Virtual DJ for your PC, it's easily the best DJ program there is, I have it myself and I've tried a fair few.
Don't try and please anyone but yourself, play stuff you like, mix how you like, if others like it then it's a bonus.
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Why can't i stick my head up my butt?
It's not impossible, all you need to do is get a feminist to show you how, since they all seem to wander around with their heads stuck firmly up their arse at all times.
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DukeG is ABs newest Guru!!!!would you join me in congratulating him on this achievment?congrats!!
Not a chance.
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What do professional chefs think of MasterChef?
I don't like it, it's full of pretentiousness and snobbery.
You watch it and hear one of the bozos going "Yes, you can taste the oakiness and the subtle hint of summer", and you're at home screaming at the TV, "DO YOU FUCKIN' LIKE IT, YES OR NO?".
I hate pretentiousness, it bugs me, you get a lot of it in cookery and wine-tasting, those wine experts...
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Would you spank your child @ 15 y/o if he/she came home drunk & stumbling?
As soon as they sobered up my foot would be up their arse.
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Whats a good online game
Grand Theft Auto San Andreas, that's the best online game, CrazyBob's server is the best.
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My wife hates EVERYHING about me. It's making me start to hate myself, what should I do...?
Don't let her jealousy of your brilliance get to you, if it does, tell her where to go.
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Whats the worst movie you've ever seen?
Knowing, starring Nicolas Cage.
That has got to be the biggest pile of shit ever to end up on screen.
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Is it OK for me to masturbate to porn? i'm 14.
It's perfectly acceptable, providing it's porn and not some sick shit. Masturbation is good for the immune system.
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I went from a level 1 to a level 5 today. Do you think that's awesome or pathetic?
I'm not impressed, because you can answer "pfffffrrrrt" to every question and you'll get points. There are some bozos on here who just hand points to anybody, regardless of whether their content was any good.
I mentioned earlier that I saw someone say thanks and give 5 points to someone who answered "I don't know", it's ridiculous.
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How will Manchester United cope without Cristiano Ronaldo?
Well they managed perfectly fine before he arrived, I'm sure they'll cope, they're a team, not an individual player.
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My doctor reckons we are all Bisexual to some degree, do you agree with this or not?
Your doctor wants into your pants, he/she knows you're straight, but tells you this in the sad hope you'll believe it, which is very likely, since he/she'll be wearing a white coat, so they must be telling the truth, right?
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Why would God create nonbelievers?
You're mistaken, what you perceive as non-believers, are actually the real believers, believers in the truth, the provable, not in some fairytale.
You should ask "Why did Mother Nature make humans so evil that they would indoctrinate their children with unprovable lies?".
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What was the first cassette you bought?
First cassette single was You Can't Touch This by MC Hammer.
First cassette album was De La Soul's 3 Feet High And Rising.
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Can you name a movie that was as bad as Flash Gordon?
Knowing.
To quote Comic Book Guy, "Worst, movie, ever.".
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Why do some girls smoke?
Because they're sheep, and they absolutely have to do what every other girl is doing.
This also goes into adulthood, that's why politicians have female-specific policies, that's why they go for the "female vote", because they know that most women will copy what other women do.
Look at the Beatles, their manager paid a bunch of pretty girls to follow the Beatles...
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Ladies how many of these "15 Things that We'd Miss About Men" do you agree with?
Number 16. Having someone to blame all of society's ills on, and having someone to blame for how my life turned out.
I'm surprised that one's not on the list.
I notice that all the gibberish on the list is a direct benefit to women, yet they don't mention being protected by the armed forces and the police, who are mostly male, how odd, yet utterly predictable. The list...
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Im thinking of cheating because im not sure if I'm in love with my girlfriend anymore
Well thanks for sharing that totally inane gossip with us all, what do want, a hat and a balloon?
If you are not in love with her, that's no reason to be a complete arsehole, split up, then you can do all the shagging you want without putting anyone else through shit.
Man up, and do what's right.
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Should there be programs like "American Ass*ole", "So You Think You Can Do Anything?", "F*cking with the Stars" and "Don't Forget to Wipe" to ridicule the lame personalities that participate in and watch "reality talent" shows?
They should put on "Hole In The Wall", that show was made to humiliate those losers.
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Straight people! If a person the same sex as you, told you, you were really hot and they fancied you, would you feel complimented?
I would take it as a compliment, but at the same time I'd be wary of the fact that I myself might look gay, and that's why they think that.
I don't pluck my eyebrows, put on fake tan, wear lip gloss, or carry a small fashion accessory, er sorry, I mean dog, around with me all the time, so it's unlikely that I look gay, so I'd take it as a compliment.
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I say cell phone, you say .......?
Mobile.
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Do most men with a preference for lesbian porn imagine themselves as one of the women in the video? Please elaborate.
No, no.
It's just the fact that there's twice as much female flesh on screen, and the added bonus of no knob present. If anything, it's a voyeuristic fantasy, you wouldn't be taking part if you were actually there, you'd just be watching (and playing pocket pool).
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What is your opinion of the unborn being called cancerous tumors and parasites?
It's a way for rabid feminists to de-humanise an unborn child just before they kill it, then they're just killing a tumour, not a child.
It's just a pity these same foaming-at-the-mouth feminists don't see using contraception as a perfectly valid choice, I guess they just view it as "If no-one dies, then it's not a choice".
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Do you like pride and prejudice and that sort of time?
No, I prefer a time when women didn't have underarm hair, stubbly legs, and moustaches.
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Why are you smiling like that?
Because I know what you've just sat on.
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What's the first thing to come to mind when you think of "San Francisco"?
America's gay hangout.
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DukeG is ABs newest Guru!!!!would you join me in congratulating him on this achievment?congrats!!
Actually no, I bloody well won't, I don't consider him to be a good or fair user.
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Why would someone make a false rape allegation?
Many, many reasons.
Top of the bill of reasons is the fact that they're malicious and have absolutely no soul.
Then there's the attention factor, something that all women crave, just look at any wedding to see what I mean, they love attention.
Then of course there's victim status, something else women crave, so they lie to make themselves appear as victims, so...
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If I asked, would you show me a pic of your real self?
I would send you a picture, but I wouldn't post one on AB, just in case.
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Are you strong enough on your own or do you follow the herd?
I don't trust people, so I go my own way, I will never follow the herd.
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Do you agree with this statement:"What's the point of dating someone who doesn't want to get married?"
No I don't.
This is 2009, not as many people are indoctrinated with religious beliefs as there was, and even if it's nothing to do with religion, any man who gets married has to be either brainless, spineless, or clueless.
Looking for a partner with a very specific checklist, will leave you unhappy for a long time.
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Describe evidence that in your opinion, proves God has a sense of humor.
Well I'm an Atheist, but I always thought that when they say God made man in his own image, they meant the whole package, so God would therefore have a sense of humour, since man has one, although man also has a wicked side, so......
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Do you men appreciate all the trouble we women go through to look good for you? (some of us go deal with shaving, waxing, diets, nails, pedicures, make up, tanning, lipo, injections, jogging/running, exfoliating, tweezing, hair styles/colors, etc...)
No I don't, because it's not done for me, it's done for the very specific man on their strict little checklist, and that's unlikely to be me, so I get looks of scorn if I look at her efforts.
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A man in his sixties comes into my work with his friend and I talk with both of them about camping and such. He asked me to come over his home for dinner while his wife is away and that he will behave himself. I'm nineteen,what should i say to him?
Actually, if he's a nice guy, maybe he just wants a bit of company while his wife is away, and since he knows he can talk to you, he's asked you.
Too many people are assuming the worst here, I think that's a shame, he's just asked you for dinner, and I'm sure he's noticed the age gap and is well aware you're not interested in him.
I say you let a friend...
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What is the BEST role playing game (video game)?
Final Fantasy 8, I've just started playing that again, a great game.
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What would you do if you boyfriend/girlfriend cheasted on you?
I would feel crap for attracting such an arsehole, and an immediate change of bait would be in order, since I wouldn't want to risk attracting another arsehole.
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Smiley faces? Which direction. Like this :) or that (:
Eyes first :) ALWAYS eyes first, doing it the other way is a sign of retardation, consult a head doctor immediately.
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Is domestic violenc ever ok?
Only if it's domestic self-defence.
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Why do you think many people dont belive in global warming? do you suppose its because they are too lazy to want to change their glutenous wastefull lifestyles or are they purely ignorant? tell me what your oppinion is.
Unfair to only offer two options, either they are lazy or ignorant, a bit unfair that.
I don't believe there is enough evidence, not just that, but anyone who questions it is immediately shamed into silence, like your two options show.
The earth, for thousands of years, has gone through periods of temperature changes, we humans have already survived an ice age for Christ's sake,...
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Why woman's stay in relationship after being abuse?
This is how it goes, she wants to go out with a "bad boy" to impress her friends, so all the while ignoring the decent guys, she goes for the "bad boy", being a "bad boy", he obviously mistreats her, she doesn't leave because she loses status amongst her friends if she's no longer going out with a "bad boy".
I carefully use quotations because...
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If some random person came up to you and said "i love you" ... What would you say back to them?
That's understandable.
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Guys: Has it ever bothered you that a lady walking in your direction on a deserted street is probably wondering if you're a rapist? Ever cross the street so she wouldn't have to worry about it?
I'm aware that women will think like that, what with being fed feminist lies all the time, like the classic 1 in 4 lie, or the new one they use where they say that 85% of rapes go unreported, even though it's impossible to know what goes unreported, so it's no surprise they think this way, since they're led to believe that some of their friends will be raped, some of the men...
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Do you know a name for terrorists that is less offensive?
Freedom fighters.
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Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 18, and find line 4, What does it say?
'Out!' cried Japhit, running up.
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Do you think the music a guy listens too can affect his sexual orientation?
No, don't worry, stick on your Madonna CD and dance away, it won't make you want to suck cock or anything.
If you willingly stick your penis in another man, or allow another man to willingly stick his penis into you, then you're gay, nothing else has an affect on your sexuality.
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Will everyone hate me if I become the "grammar police" on AB? Maybe I'm mentally unbalanced, but it drives me nuts. What do you think of posting grammer corrections along side answers so people can learn to use English properly?
It makes me loose (sic) my mind when I see bad grammer (sic) and spelling. I point it out, like the lack of capitals and stuff, you know you're dealing with a grade 'A' moron when they don't capitalise names and titles.
It's the wrong way around, if anyone's to be hated, it should be the buffoons who use bad grammar and spelling, not those that point it out.
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OMG, your pregnant, who is your dream baby daddy/ father?
I'm a guy, I can't answer, I just wanted to point out that because women view money as the only contribution a father makes, I'd wager that most women choose a rich man, regardless of any bad character traits he may possess.
I'll be watching.
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What is something one might see in California?
A Drive-by.
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Do you think people are really "born gay"? I just don't see how it makes sense! Not to knock em' but it kinda sounds like something that has to develop... When I was 4 I didn't like girls either, doesn't make me born gay and turned straight does it?
Homosexuality is a mental illness.
If I said I wanted to have sex with trees, everyone would think I was mad, in fact, they'd think I had some form of mental illness, since having sex with trees is as unnatural as you can get.
But if I got together a huge group of people who also wanted to shag trees, every year, and we all held a street party with upbeat music playing, proclaiming how...
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I sometimes make my bf angry when we get into arguements. He has neva hit me but he will push me around his house& if he feels disrespected& i walk away he may grab me& scream in my face.He has not hit me but is this a relationship i need to get out of?
No, it's a relationship HE needs to get out of.
Obviously there will be numerous brainless women answering with the usual "dump him" answers, advice that they wouldn't take themselves of course, but ignore them, they say that whenever they answer a relationship question.
YOU make your boyfriend angry, you clearly state this, and as I've said numerous times, if you...
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Considering that kids today are more unfocused than other generations, do you think American dominance will last?
Who are you to suggest that kids are unfocused compared to other generations?
Anyway, American dominance in what exactly?
America is certainly dominant in the fattest countries charts, where else?
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Why do women resent more than men?
If the question is asked, "Can you point to something that was likely constructed or invented by a man/men?", you can close your eyes, point in any direction, and you'll likely be pointing to something invented or constructed by a man/men.
But ask the question, "Can you point to something that was likely constructed or invented by a woman/women?", you'll need a...
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What was your favorite Will Smith show or movie or song?
The video where he slaps Jada upside the head for talking out of her arse when she was on Oprah and embarrassing him, and herself.
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Why is there tension between working women and stay-at-home moms?
Because the stay-at-home mums call themselves "full time mums", which of course is likely to piss those women off who actually are out working their arses off.
SAHM's also play the "hard done by" card, which is also totally insulting to women who work. They claim picking up a few children's toys, and scratching their arses while watching Oprah, constitutes hard...
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HELP! My boyfriend is addicted to this online game SecondLife to the point where he makes a schedual of when him and I can spend time with one another, what should I do?
So you have a boyfriend who has a hobby he's engrossed in, and he deliberately sets aside time away from his hobby so he can spend time with you?
In that case. you should be happy that he sets time aside for you, that's nice isn't it?
Watch as woman after woman comes on here to tell you to ditch him, that's their usual humdrum response to a relationship question, even...
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Would jesse jackson make a good supreme court justice or a better secratery of state
No, someone who is a racist and is full of prejudice for others, should not be allowed such a job, so Jesse Jackson should not be allowed to be either of those.
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Can you tell me a song with a day of the week in the title?
Seven Days by Sting, it has them all in it.
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Liquor is__________?
The nectar of the nitwit.
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Why don't groups like National Organization for Women fight restrictions on women registering for the Draft, like they fight fight against against other programs exclusive to men, or do they believe most women would lack the courage to register and serve?
Because they believe equality is to be cherry-picked, they take the benefits, but leave bad stuff behind like accountability.
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2/3 of divorces are initiated by women. Should society train men to initiate divorce more often?
No, men shouldn't be trained by society at all.
More people have to start really putting some serious thought into marriage. Too many women view it as a big day all about them, as a means to control a man, very few people who marry are actually even religious, it's just not taken seriously any more.
Also, the 2/3 stat just points to the fact that women are quitters, "Oh but...
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If, by all reasonable opinions, a woman is beautiful, and she admits as much, does that make her refreshingly self-aware or an obnoxious wench?
Self-aware.
If it's the current topic of conversation, then it's fine to say "I'm pretty", but if people are talking about climate change, and she utters "I'm pretty", she's an obnoxious wench.
The one that bothers me, is when women, not all of them, have the need to mention that they're intelligent, as if the more they repeat it, the more...
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What do you think about those people who worship Satan?
Here's the thing, millions of people around the world worship Satan, but they're unaware that they're doing so.
You see, the Devil is a sneaky bugger, he created the Bible, got people to believe in God, he took the form of that God, told these people that he's all good and that he's the way, so when they die, they willingly hand over their soul to the Devil, although...
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Do you have the guts to do a skydive?
No.
I don't choose to do things that you don't get to try again if it fails, so that rules out parachuting and bungee jumping for me.
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GTA 3,Vice city, or San Andreas?Which is the best thus far?
My favourite overall would be Vice City, the music, the graphics, the atmosphere, the fact that it was Ray Liotta doing the excellent voice work, it was like being in an episode of Miami Vice, superb.
3 is the one that changed gaming forever.
SA is the best fun online, especially on CrazyBob's server.
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What is BMI?
Body Mass Index I believe.
It takes into account your size, there's an ideal BMI for every height, it's a way for fat people to disguise the fact that they're fat.
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I got some Troll Blues. Is there a cure for this?
Well everyone seems to have a different opinion of what a troll is. It seems to me you can be labelled a troll simply for disagreeing with someone, which isn't completely fair, then the person labelled a troll is automatically shunned by others in fear that they too will be labelled a troll, it's a very over-used term, it has to be defined properly.
The way I see it, they're...
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One film that describes you?
Falling Down.
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Should attacks on politicians families be out of bounds?
Only if those particular family members keep their snouts out of the politician's business.
Michelle told Obama to create a council for women and girls, to further endorse the myth that women are victims by default, all the while men and boys are ignored, they're far more likely to be the victim of violent attack, fall further behind in schools, make up 98% of the homeless, and 95%...
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Door bell rings,you open the door,there's a beautiful naked woman standing there,....what would you do?
I would very quickly call the police and tell them there's a deranged woman at my door with no clothes on, and I'd tell her to wait there until the police arrived to remove her.
She would not be allowed to enter my home, because I don't need some deranged lunatic accusing me of doing anything I didn't do.
I would also call my closest female friends and relatives...
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Which movie genre do you mainly watch?
Action-comedy.
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Guys - if you suddenly found you'd turned into a woman, how would you spend your day? Girls - if you suddenly found you'd turned into a guy, how would you spend your day?
Well I imagine I would spend my day like most women spend theirs, on a desperate hunt for anything that makes me a victim, crying at things that don't call for crying, making every given situation, no matter what it is, all about me (usually by crying), blaming men for everything wrong in my life and the world, dressing like a tramp and then complaining when men look at me, acting like a...
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Which news network do you watch when a big story breaks?
Sky News.
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Is there something that you'll never understand about people?
Why so many of them are so easily-led, why they don't simply hold back for a second and think things through, instead of just believing what they hear all the time.
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Ladies: Would you eat you own afterbirth? Men: How would you feel if your wife wanted to do this?
No, no, no, absolutely no way, negative, not, no, no, no.
It's not for eating, except maybe if.......no, just no, there is no situation when that is acceptable behaviour.
If my son's mother had wanted to do that, I would suggest a McDonalds or maybe even a Dominoes, but I would think of her as bloody weird of she wanted to, I'm not bloody cooking it, that's for sure :D
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What cult film do you think everyone should experience at least once?
The Godfather 2,
The Good, The Bad, And The Ugly,
The Matrix.
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You know your American when...?
You haven't seen your feet since you were a small child.
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Simon Cowell,Cool or Uncool?
Simon Cowell is cool, people who think otherwise just have a problem with people who speak their minds, and don't sugar-coat everything.
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Will fertility research make men obsolete?
People seem to be ignoring the facts, first of all, science doesn't stop, so the egg may be created out of nothing one day, secondly, men want to have children too, it's not just women that want to have children, thirdly, women will always want men to protect them, to hold them, to have sex with them, and most importantly, to blame all of society's ills on.
Remember as well,...
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Why my husband desrespects me
Maybe you're not worthy of respect, or maybe you haven't earned his respect, which begs the question, why did he marry you?
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What are words to live by?
Question everything until you're satisfied with the answer.
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Do you ever wonder if the AB relationship police would tell your s/o to break up with you if he or she posted questions about you on here?
It seems to be the answer for most of them, particularly from women.
Q. My man beats me, what should I do?
A. Leave him.
Q. My man disagrees with me, what should I do?
A. Leave him.
Q. My man has a penis, what should I do?
A. Leave him.
Q. My man has just cured all the world's diseases, and saved a bus full of blind schoolchildren, and a bus full of nuns from falling off a...
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Is it time for me to end my relationship?? i'v bin with my partner for nearly 6yrs we have a 2yr old and a baby due any day now. i know he sees this nxt baby as a mistake and has commented that the 1st was as well. hes not a man to talk about things,
Children need a father, he was obviously good enough to have 2 children with, now all of a sudden he's no good (conveniently after you've had the kids you wanted), well you're both parents, with young children, work it out for God's sake, life is not a soap opera, don't make it one.
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Have you ever been in an abusive relationship
No, my bait is tremendous, so I don't attract abusers.
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Why do so many young people, say that drinking a lot of alcohol is one of the worst things a person can ever do, yet those same people often smoke marijuana and say it's alright?
Marijuana has never killed anyone in over 10,000 years of usage, alcohol tells a completely different story, maybe that's got something to do with why they say it.
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What's the most important subject taught at school and why?
History, because in order to know where we're going, we have to know where we came from.
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Do the British think themselves superior to Americans?
I'm British, and I can assure you, we are superior to Americans.
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Where does Carrie from Sex and the City get all the money to pay for her expensive-as-hell clothing?
Like the rest of the women from that show, she'll get her money from prostitution, in some form or another.
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Do you ever get upset when you see interracial couple? Be honest
No, not at all, consenting adults is the line, if that isn't crossed, I don't care.
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Where do the most beautiful women come from?
China and Japan.
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Mothers: how would you rate the pain of childbirth from 1-10 and 10 being painfully painful?
Absolutely painless, mother nature built women for that very purpose.
Women know that men can't possibly know how it feels, so exaggerate to gain some victim status.
I'd wager it's as painful as cutting your nails or your hair, a total breeze.
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What is the most recent thing that made you sad?
When Stevie Wonder was holding back the tears before his performance at Michael Jackson's memorial, I thought that was very sad, and of course when Michael's daughter spoke.
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What are the main problems that causes divorce?
85% of divorces are initiated by the woman, so I would say the main problem that causes divorce, is the fact the women are quitters.
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Why are some men so selfish?
Excuse me, but this topic doesn't interest me, can we talk about something I'm interested in please :D
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Wheres the worst place to shout IM A VIRGIN
When you're collecting your MILF of the year award.
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Why is it guys say i'm hot yet I'm always single?
If that's you in your avatar (doubtful), then you're hot, but you look like you adjust your appearance to attract men, and that's what likely puts them off, no guy wants to be with a woman, caked in make up, dressed single, and looking slightly easy, because they'll just get hit on constantly, and that would be annoying.
Try less make up, a bit more classier, and for...
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Do you get offended if i swear on AB. I don't swear at anyone just put it into sentence. Does it bother anyone? Like to know so i know whether or not to watch the language on AB ;)
I don't mind swearing, I see it as an art form sometimes, if used properly.
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Teacher attacks pupil - what do you think?
He had just suffered a stroke, maybe that triggered something, who knows, either way, teachers must expect pupils to mouth off, but they can't deal with it by throwing things at the children.
He's clearly in the wrong job.
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Who are you most likely to find in the Arkham Asylum?
All the nutters from Gotham City.
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What is your one syllable word for stomach... even if you have to make one up?
Pit.
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Why is the media concentrating on our President oogling some little girls ass? Don't we have bigger issues?
One of his strong points, is his strong bond with his woman, they're focusing on it to get to her, make them argue, mess his head up a bit, he then loses focus on the job, then they attack him for that.
I haven't seen the footage, but if Obama did look at a woman's arse, hopefully not a little girl as you say, but a woman's arse, then so bloody what? He's male,...
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I've seen a lot of questions tonight doubting Evolution, so how would those people explain the fact that we are still physically and mentally evolving?
I've noticed that those who doubt evolution, are ironically the same people who don't seem to have mentally evolved.
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Whats the fastest was to get over a guy that dumped you?
Get under another one.
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How do you annoy lady ga-ga...?
Poke her face.
Didn't she used to be guy?
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How can a man hit a woman? this might sound silly but i could never do it.. i.ve had the shit kicked out of me by women and could never hit them back..
"i.ve had the shit kicked out of me by women and could never hit them back."
Then you sir, are a victim of domestic violence, and the women (plural) who done this to you, are perpetrators of DV.
On one hand you could say that it's good that you didn't hit a woman, but on the other hand, you would have been perfectly within your rights to do so.
Obviously the odd retard...
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Do you think i'm ugly? here's some pictures of myself... (how old do you think i am?) http://tinypic.com/r/121rdc9/3 http://tinypic.com/r/keuce0/3 http://tinypic.com/r/11sjref/3 http://tinypic.com/r/2yjtu75/3 http://tinypic.com/r/2ldwr6
No, you're not ugly. I'd guess you were either a 15 year old who looks slightly older, or a 17 year old.
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I new a guy who had a job with children that affeacted him in a way that was sexual towards children.So much so that his girlfriend couldnt shave her lower half because he kept projecting images in his mind of the young females/boys he had his way with?
Well thanks for sharing that gossip with us, it's much appreciated, but you're not on messenger sweetheart, you're on Answerbag, poor dear, what you have to do is ask questions here, not spread inane gossip that you heard Pauline from work utter about some guy you know.
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Is it ok to take revenge from ur bf who have cheated u?
If you're 100% sure he's cheated, then I think revenge is OK, if you mean you get your revenge on him, I think that's what you meant.
Just don't stab him or anything, no need to go to prison for an arsehole (assuming he cheated).
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Why Do Women Get Cheaper Auto Insurance Rates Than Men?
Well that's simple, altered statistics.
What they do is, they alter statistics in such a way so as to show that women are safer drivers than men, when I say alter, I mean omit details like who drives the most and the furthest, who drives on roads that are more dangerous, who drives when the whole family go out, and who drives the most in a work related capacity.
They then take those...
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What Computer game would you like to play?
I would like to give the Matrix a try, the actual stick-a-device-in-the-back-of-your-head-and-and-have-Neo's-powers Matrix, not some version where I need to use a joypad.
The game probably won't be out until the year 3472 anyway, but I'd still like to play it.
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My greatest fear is that there is no PMS. Because that means that this is really her personality. Thoughts?
PMS is much like pregnancy and menopause, it's an excuse that women use for behaving in an horrendous manner.
We're supposed to believe that women, unlike men, only do things wrong or behave terribly when there is some medical reason involved, because the poor little darlings wouldn't do anything bad ever if there were no symptoms to blame.
I don't buy it, but then I...
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What do you consider the biggest turnoff?
Men who put up with their petty, childish, soap opera bullshit.
Men who don't put their foot down.
Men who say things they think women want to hear.
Men who sleep on the couch when ordered to.
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What is the worst moment you can have while playing video games?
Time limits, I hate time limits, or disguised time limits like "the air is running out".
Having to protect an AI controlled character who ends up walking into walls and forcing you to backtrack to fix the glitch.
The very worst for me, is Tenchu, a stealth game, it's the fact that they put a boss at the end of each level, it is so frustrating. You spend up to 45 minutes...
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WHY WE USE AN BEFORE HONEST
Because the 'H' is silent.
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What is the point of using swear words?
To express you're annoyance, frustration, or anger.
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I am a lesbian do you still like me?
I don't know who you are, but I wouldn't dislike you for being a lesbian, I would dislike you if you were a militant, man-hating lesbian who claims to be a feminist and relies on lies to paint women as victims though, but as long as you're not like that, there's no reason to dislike you.
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What do you think the Free Masons are really up to?
Posing with one hand in the shape of an 'M', 2 middle fingers together, the rest apart, that's what they're up to.
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How come the Atheists only attack Christians but not Muslims?
I attack all religions equally, I have no qualms about questioning Islam.
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When you visit Answerbag, are you on a mission for points or do you sometimes spend more time reading than asking and answering questions?
I never bother with points or reputation on any site I'm on. I use AB to share opinion, ask and answer Q's, and on the odd occasion, have a laugh.
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2 women and a teenage drama queen are on the road driving. What is a good joke to text them?
How do you make a dog drink?
Put it in a blender.
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What animal or animals do you associate with Scotland?
Deer and Salmon.
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Look around yourself, what is the first book you see?
Ian Irvine's Dark Is The Moon.
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What cartoon character would you like to date?
Jillian, Brian's girlfriend in Family Guy, voiced by Drew Barrymore, she's gorgeous for a cartoon character.
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Would you Throw poatoes at George w.Bush Because he was a stupid President to begin with?
Poatoes? What the hell are they?
Whatever they are, I wouldn't throw them at him because I don't particularly think I'd enjoy getting my head blown off by the Secret Service.
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Would you automatically assume someone is gay based on his profession? For example a hairdresser or a ballet dancer.
No, for me, a gay man is a man who prefers men to women, a man who has sex with other men, that's where it ends.
Taste in music, profession, age, hairstyle, favourite football team etc. are all irrelevant, if a man willingly puts his penis in another man, or willingly allows another man to put his penis in him, he's gay.
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Why won't men go and buy tampax? I don't get it? It's not as if anyone will think its for u?
I don't have any problem with that, so it's not all men.
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Why do men play 5 sets in grand slams if they get the same pay as women?
I swear this is not some cheap plug, but I wrote about this the other day, this would be my answer to your question: http://6ame-time.blogspot.com/2009/07/wimbledons-unfair-prize-money-policy.html
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How much longer will CNN have the media love affair with Michael Jackson,haven't we had our fill?
When legends die, they get lots of news coverage, that's how it goes, it'll go on until after he's buried, just switch over until then if annoys you so much, but don't expect it to stop right now. His memorial is just coming up, so that'll get a lot of coverage too.
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Do weathermen understand that we DO NOT believe them?
I've never understood why they even bother telling us, it's a section in every news show on earth, it's very strange.
You ever notice the bloody newsreaders ruin the weatherman/woman's day by breaking the news to us?
"And now over to Susan with today's weather, I hear there's a heatwave Susan", bloody hell, Susan's only job was to break that news...
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Who comes to mind when I say Western movies?
Lee Van Cleef.
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Occasionally, when I get into arguments with my bf, I often say "maybe we should break up". I never mean it, and love each other. I'm probably too old to be making this comment. So why do I say this? Am I just trying to get his attention?
You're childish.
You are clueless to the fact that when a man is having an exchange of words with a woman, a fully grown, intelligent, mature-minded adult woman, they assume they mean what they say, due to them being adults.
Very easy advice for you, just stop it, just bloody stop saying things you don't mean, or better yet, try to prevent getting into an argument in the first...
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Why is the Wimbledon tennis tournament policed by the British armed forces?
Possible target for terrorists, so maybe the obvious presence of the Army would fend them off because they'd think it was too secure.
The Army are more than capable of securing an area without their presence even being seen, so their visibility makes me think it's to fend people off.
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If you could do anything Or wish for anything that would come true, what would you wish?
I wish that women would question things they're told, particularly things that give them victim status, instead of being so desperate for victim status, they believe any old bollocks, no matter how ridiculous it is.
I would like them to show that they're intelligent, they certainly say it often enough, but very rarely show it. I know they're intelligent, but their desire for...
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Anyone else hate liars?
I don't mind the "Yo Officer, I didn't see a thing" kind of lie, it's the sycophantic ones, they bloody annoy me, especially when men do it with women, they lie and say what they think the woman wants to hear with some bollocks like "Yes, yes, I believe mothers are the best parents" or the classic "I wouldn't argue with a woman", pfft.
Women...
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I hate all women! The last 3 back stabbers took my loot, house, kids & even rufus. How do you feel about this statement
A shame you judge all women based on 3 examples, and sad that you, or whoever said it, isn't even questioning their bait and why they keep attracting back-stabbers and instead, is blaming the women.
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How medicated was Michael Jackson?
Well he was 50 and working his arse off for his upcoming tour, so he may well have had too many painkilling injections, which would be sad in a way, dying while trying to please his fans.
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What should women do if her husband tell her to do abortion
She should tell him to go and fuck himself, if he didn't want a child, he should have used protection, or been more careful where he put his cock.
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I am a complete horror fan but am yet to see a flick that will shake me to the core... gimme ur best horror flick title, something that will never stop nagging at the back of ur mind?
I haven't been scared by a movie for years, it was called The Changeling, there was a ghost of a drowned child and the thumping in the bathtub would go throughout the entire house, when I was little it scared the shit out of me.
The best scares I've had have all come from video-games, Silent Hill is great for scares because it doesn't do all that "this has big jaggy...
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What come to your mind when you hear Soulja Boy's music or see him on TV?
Honestly man, I find him to be bloody annoying.
I'm well aware that if it wasn't him, it would just be another young black kid filling the space, so I'm not hating on him, if I'm honest, I hope he pockets a lot of money from record sales, he won't, what with being a young boy who's manipulated by his record company, but it would be nice to think he would at...
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Do men who actually want to be with someone even exist anymore, or is everyone just interested in getting laid, coz it sure seems that way! I'm giving up.
Maybe it's the way you dress that makes you attract guys who are only out for sex.
All guys want sex, but so do all women, but that doesn't mean that's all they want.
Of course there are guys that want to be with someone, but you probably view those guys as "too nice", or "friend material", so unknowingly drive them away.
If that's your picture,...
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Is it wrong to shower naked with your children?
I think it very much is, yes.
If a parent absolutely must positively be there, then that parent should have some bloody clothes on for Christ's sake.
I would never share a bath or shower with my child, that would be some traumatising shit.
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Do you think sarah palin was main reason why mccain lost? or was obama going to win either way.
No, I think there were other reasons.
1. All black people would have voted for Obama even if he was running against Jesus.
2. All gullible women would have voted for Obama because their leader, Oprah, told them to.
3. Sadly, he was viewed as too old by too many, which went heavily against him.
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Where have you seen the words "Slippery When Wet"?
It's the name of a Bon Jovi album I'm sure.
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I have two favorite musical scores from movies; "Somewhere in Time" and "Dances With Wolves". What might YOURS be?
The theme from Once Upon A Time In The West, the one with the woman singing throughout, is bloody tremendous, it's rare to find with the woman, most copies only have music.
I like a lot of Ennio's stuff.
Might I also recommend the soundtrack to a game called Final Fantasy X, you don't have to like video-games to like their music, and this is the best of the lot.
Here's...
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Has satan used knowledge against us?
Yes, he's used the knowledge that humans are gullible to his advantage, he knows they won't question anything, so he convinced all the gullible ones, from birth, that he is actually God, so when they die, they will willingly, and gladly, hand over their soul to him without question, and then when he has it, he'll tell them "I'm not God, I'm the Devil, and you fell...
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Do you think that Michael Jackson is in the same league as Elvis or the Beatles?
He's far bigger than Elvis and far more talented than The Beatles, who to me, are just a glorified boy band.
The man is a legend.
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What ever happened to boy bands?
People just got tired of hearing a bunch of two-bit wankers straight off a conveyor belt, singing other people's songs and passing them off as their own.
Plus the fact that all the stupid little girls and gullible women who think that because they fancy a guy, he must be good at what he says he does, so they want to shag Robbie Williams, fair enough, but that does not mean he can sing a...
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Me and my mil don't get along bc the way she treats me! shes mean, rude and controlling! so my hubby talked to her and she refuses to change and that i have to adjust to her. if i like it or not bc shes older then me and my hubby argees, what should i do?
I can just see the headline now "MOTHER-IN-LAW IS A MAJOR ARSEHOLE".
Have a child, that'll keep the bitch in check, then you'll hold all the cards, she wants to see her grandchild, she'd better tow the bloody line, otherwise your child will see your parents more than his, and that'll drive her nuts.
She just doesn't like you because she sees herself as the...
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Unnerving things to hear from the cockpit of a plane?
This.
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Things morons do?
They believe any old nonsense they're fed without even having the decency or self respect to question it first.
If someone told a moron that the moon was made of cheese, they'd likely go "Duh, that explains why it looks yellow sometimes".
Lots of women are moronic, and to make matters worse, they're gullible too, so we have two types of women, here is their reaction...
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IF A MAN IS MARRIED, WIFE COMES FIRST THEN HIS CHILDREN, WHO COMES NEXT .
No, his children come first, not the woman, you can be damn sure that no woman would ever, EVER put a man before her children, so why the hell do so many men do so?
Good fathers put their children before their children's mother, and sycophantic, "please don't make me sleep on the couch" losers will put the children's mother before his children.
Women are more than...
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Will Michael Jackson be remembered more for his music, or his dancing?
A bit of both, but mostly his music.
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Whats your favorite Micheal Jackson song/video?
Wanna Be Startin' Somethin'.
P.Y.T.
Beat It.
Heal The World.
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Do you think that the U.S. bullies other countrys.
Not really, there's too much patriotism to just buckle to another country's demands, far too much pride involved, so they wouldn't just get away with bullying certain countries.
To be fair, they help a lot of countries around the world with aid and such, that just doesn't grab the headlines.
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Regardless of your religion, does anything make you more uncomfortable than a complete stranger saying "I'd like to talk to you about Jesus"?
It wouldn't bother me, so long as they were willing to hear a different perspective.
It's better than a complete stranger saying "I make clothes out of human skin, mwahahahahahahah", now that would be uncomfortable.
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Why do women seem to be more acceptable towards men who have children, yet men seem to not want to date women who have children. Men would you seriously date a woman who have have children, or does it depends on the amount?
You may be judged as a paedophile who goes for single mothers to get to her child(ren).
You may not want to enter a relationship where the woman still has contact with her previous partners, no matter how little, they're the child's father, so will be in the picture.
You know that you'll never be number one, you'll always be second place right from the start.
These...
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Michael Jackson's last video any comments?
Such a shame, I really think he wanted that tour to be very special, R.I.P. Michael Jackson.
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Has anyone seen the movie the pacifier
Yes, I've seen it.
It's the usual family-friendly, Hollywood yawnfest that sprouts up every now and again, if it's not Vin, it's the Rock, if it's not the Rock, it's fat-arsed Jack Black, whoever it is, a bunch of kids need looking after, stereotyped kids of course, this is Hollywood, so you have a smart-arse young one, a teenage girl with an attitude who rebels...
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Why are people so against a woman who has an abortion yet they are not against the woman how has children out of wedlock. Aren't these two woman BOTH irresponsibile.
Having a child out of wedlock is not irresponsible in any way, and even if it was, it doesn't compare with the horrendous act of killing an unborn baby.
Not all women are brainwashed into religion, not all women want to get married, why should they not have children?
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What would you write on the moon for everyone to see?
I would write;
"LADIES, THE GENDER WAGE GAP IS NOT BECAUSE OF DISCRIMINATION, IT'S BECAUSE MEN AND WOMEN MAKE DIFFERENT CHOICES IN THEIR LIFE AND CAREERS, PLEASE STOP FALLING FOR THIS FEMINIST LIE"
The reason I would write that is so that it could no longer be ignored, as it is now by all the major news networks around the globe, and there was me thinking journalists actually...
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Which of the British accents do you personally like?
I love a husky Liverpudlian accent on a woman, like Jennifer Ellison's accent.
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Affirmative action. Does it decrease discrimination?
No, it creates more discrimination.
Now before I answer, I'm just being honest, and saying what others are too afraid to say in fear of being accused of racism/sexism, accuse away if you want, but again, I'm just being honest.
White men are the only people who do not "benefit" from AA, it is in place, so we're told, to prevent anyone, apart from white men, being...
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Should meat be banned to appease vegeterians?
No, because eating meat does not endanger vegetarians in any way, so they won't be harmed if someone scoffs a burger nearby, therefore it's pointless to impose a ban.
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Do You Agree That It's An Unrealistic Ideal To Be Perfect All The Time?*
No, I seem to manage it just fine :)
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Watch this amazing demonstration of a table saw that CANNOT HARM FLESH! After watching this video please answer this question: What are your thoughts on this fantastic invention?
Whatever bloody happened to teaching our children to be bloody careful for God's sake?
Adults too, be bloody careful, and then there will be no need for a cutting device that doesn't bloody well cut.
What next, bladeless shaving blades for morons who cut themselves while shaving? Tough, if they were more careful, they wouldn't cut themselves.
People learn from their...
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How do you choose your favorite sports team?
It's the same one as your father's, that's the rule.
If father is non-existent, I'd go with the team that's most local to what you call home, but don't choose a team because they're winning, that would make you a glory-hunter, and glory-hunters are wankers.
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Where are the available single men ages 35-50 that have no children?
They're hiding from women who have very specific checklists in their hands.
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Has anyone ever seen the movies grease and grease 2
I've got 2 sisters, so I've seen the lot, Grease 1 & 2, Hairspray (the original one), Dirty Dancing, Footloose, The Sound Of Music, etc.
Michelle Pfeiffer is such a honey in Grease 2, man I would love to......
Anyway, yes, I've seen them.
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When is the last time you played tennis?
Not for years.
I used to work at a hotel that had it's own tennis courts, I got to play a lot then, it's frustrating as hell though, but a good game.
If I had a big house, I'd still choose a swimming pool over a tennis court though.
Interesting to see Andrew Murray starting the day off as British, then halfway through the day he became Scottish, amazing transformation...
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I have headaches almost every day. My mom said it might be because I have long hair and its heavy on my head but I don't think that's it. What else could it be?
It could be coffee by the way, innocent little coffee in the background, that stuff gives me a headache, I can only have two cups a day, it took a while for me to click onto the fact that it was the coffee giving me pain, had me thinking I needed glasses.
If not the coffee, something else you're putting into your body, but it's not your bloody hair, who are you, Superman? Hair made...
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I just watched Michael Jackson perform Smooth Criminal live in Sweden, he did that famous lean which he does in his music video ,any idea how he defies gravity like that?
Wires. A showman like MJ will have wires attached to him for most of the show, coming from the ceiling, so he can float, fly and lean any which way he wants without falling.
They'll likely be disguised by a similar coloured background, and these days those wires are very fine, not big thick ropes or anything.
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Is there any type of repetitive noise or sound that relaxes you?
I listen to ambient music sometimes, The Orb, Future Sound Of London, Aphex Twin, stuff like that, it's repetitive like all music, but it's very relaxing.
The most relaxing I've heard, music-wise, is the Lifeforms EP, it's like lying in a boat going through a jungle, it's tremendous stuff.
Out-with music are the obvious answers like birdsong and the ocean, but...
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How do you know when a guy likes you?
People are saying that he'll just tell you, but not if he's shy or fears rejection he won't.
Your best bet is to get him alone and say "Look, I'm sorry to put you on the spot like this, but do you like me?".
No witnesses means he can be honest, if he doesn't like you, he won't feel he has to say yes to spare your feelings, and if he does like you,...
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Why some men get old and then become pervert?
Who are you, Yoda?
God sake man you need to construct a sentence properly, it's like a messed up subtitle from a Japanese video-game.
Maybe they've always been perverts and you only found out when they were older.
Maybe your description of a pervert is way off, which going on your woeful writing, wouldn't be a surprise.
There's not like something magical that...
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Racist people sicken my stomach, how do you feel when you come across a racist?
People who are full of hate for others are very easy to deal with, but what annoys me more, is the people who can put their hatred for others on public display, and instead of being slated for it, they're applauded.
Women do this more than anyone else when talking publicly about men, to prove it, think of the last time you heard a woman publicly say something positive about a man, but...
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I'm a female. . . . . but I've ALWAYS been more sympathetic about men and their needs! Women have always appeared whiny and demanding! I also admire men more. . . . . .no matter HOW accomplished a woman may be! Is this admiration childhood related?
I think you just like to root for the perceived underdog.
Wherever you look these days, men are being put down, in adverts they're the butt of the joke, the buffoon who needs help from a woman, sitcoms are no better, the men are always idiots, then there are serious shows like Oprah where again, they are endlessly put down to satisfy angry women.
I think you see this and feel like men...
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Why does it seem (SOME) women are becoming more sexist than men?
Because they are.
The fact they get away with it screams volumes, they can go on trash like fat-arsed Oprah, spout any nonsense about men, and no matter how horrible and disrespectful they are, they get applauded.
Today's female singers are the same, they spout garbage about men, they blame men for their downfalls, it's all self-pitying nonsense, young girls listen to it, and soak...
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Whos more sexist men or women?
Without a doubt, women, they badmouth men at every given opportunity, they never credit men for the good they do, they just slate them all the time, and they get away with it.
I have said before, non-whites are far more racist than whites, and women are far more sexist than men.
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"Husbands never become good; they merely become ______________." What is a good ending for this quote?
An excuse for my own failings, if I end up a loser who's unhappy with how my life turned out, I'll blame him, and all other women will believe it due to their streak of hate they have for men.
All ills that revolve around me will be blamed on him, regardless of any genuine guilt or not on his part.
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There is a couple of puzzles i can't solve from the game called professor layton and the curious village.they are called:puzzle 023 juice pitchers,puzzle 042 the camera and case,puzzle 021 pill presciption,puzzle 041 spare change,puzzle 024 milk pitchers.
http://www.gamefaqs.com/portable/ds/file/936050/51933
http://www.gamefaqs.com/portable/ds/file/936050/51785
These are two walkthroughs, one has to have the answers you seek.
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What is one thing, you do with one hand?
Play Peggle or Crayon Physics.
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What comes to mind when you hear 'not in my back yard'?
It means you won't stand for a particular behaviour going on near where you live, in your neighbourhood.
Example: "If those idiots want to sell crack, they can, but not in my backyard they won't".
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If your lover punches you square in the face out of anger, do you punch them back?
My partner wouldn't do that, but if she did, I'd give her a backhander right across the chops, but I wouldn't punch her, what with her being female and all, but I also won't allow myself to be treated like someone's personal punchbag, or bitch, hence the backhander.
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Why do some girls look like they have it all , while I feel like a complete hag?
You may well be a complete hag, I don't know, but I recommend you watch a show called "Snog, Marry Or Avoid", it's a British show where people get a make-under, and made to look their best with the bare minimum, make-up wise.
Anyway, this show clearly shows that those women who look like they have it all, actually have very little to offer, yes, when men see them, they want...
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My boyfriend says there is no difference between being married and living together for life as life partners. I do disagree. I believe there is a lot more to marriage than he seems to think. Any comments on this? What do you think? Any help?
There are differences, that benefit you, but not positive differences.
Over 50% of marriages end in divorce, women initiate 85% of those divorces, due to them being quitters, so you can't say security is a difference, because it's not a guarantee.
I'd be interested to know what you think the differences are, because I really can't see any, except for you having a day...
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Can you say that you are well liked?
I'm quite fortunate, the people who like me are usually clever and decent, whereas the people that don't like me tend to be the type who are unable to find their own arse with both hands, and who eat soup with a fork, so I don't really want them liking me anyway, so it works out well.
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Are us men expected to tell girls "why" we love them? What should you say if the girl asks & wants specifics? Ladies seriously, what do you wanna hear?
No, love is a mystery that even the greatest scientists couldn't work out, so how the hell are we supposed to sum it up in a couple of sentences?
You simply say "I love you, think yourself lucky, now where's my tea woman?".
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12 people have attempted suicide because of Michael's death - some succeeded. Why do people go so nuts over someone they've never met? Should they be nominated for the Darwin Awards?
I think it's coincidental. There are many suicides, for many reasons, the press, and more likely the record companies, focus on people who just happened to have a Jackson CD in their collection, and try to create this hysteria over crazy fans.
I remember they done the same thing with Take That, it was all just to get Take That column inches in the newspapers, they used a young...
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Why is the average gay dude more handsome than the average straight dude?
Because gay men have the same mindset as women, which is that if they look good, then they are good, that's also why you'll find that most women and gay men tend to have either no character or personality, or a really horrendous character or personality, because it never crosses their minds that people will judge them on it, they assume they'll be judged on their appearance...
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Good reasons to beat your mom with a baseball bat?
She gives you a bit of chat-back.
She doesn't have your dinner on the table on time.
She attacks you with a baseball bat.
She's threatening to kill your father.
She dares to disagree.
There are many reasons.
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You don't mind being Educated on facts,but do you hate it,too,when someone corrects your grammer? I have "Issues" Regarding grammer correction,do you?*
Ahem, it's "Grammar", ahem.
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God Question. If there was a god.. more then 1 god. Why can't they get along?
It's their minions that have trouble getting along, God, Buddha and Allah play cards every week, they get along fine.
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What is the middle name for Jesus? We know that he is referred to as "Jesus H. Christ," so what does the "H" stand for?
Just tonight I was playing Prototype, and one of the characters said "Jesus H. Christ", and I had that exact thought, what does the H stand for?
I would guess hell, but holy sounds like it could be right as well.
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Atheist, why do you think people believe in the bible more than any other book in the world?
Because it's the only book that children are told that if they don't believe, they'll burn in hell, that threat doesn't come with Winnie The Pooh or Lord Of The Rings.
Indoctrinated children is the reason people believe in bollocks.
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Why can someone who is pro-life say what they think, but someone who is pro-choice cant without getting something rude said to them?
I think it's because the pro-choice-er is willing to use death as a solution, so are automatically viewed as bad.
The reason I get annoyed at pro-choice-ers, and I won't be rude, is they often ignore the fact that using contraception properly is also a perfectly valid choice, and one that if taken, can prevent any unborn babies being killed.
I'm aware that mistakes happen,...
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Do you think that people are overreacting about the death of Michael Jackson?
No, the man was a legend, don't get me wrong, I'm not about to set up a shrine or anything, but I can respect the fact that Michael brought a lot of joy to people through his music, me included, and provided a lot of music to the soundtrack of a lot of our lives.
I'm not against speaking ill of the dead, but only if that person was a bad person, I don't think Michael was...
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Do you think all men want to rape and hurt women but stop themselves?
Of course they bloody well don't. Sickos may want to do that, but most men don't, what an absurd thought.
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I'm pro abortion. Tell me why that is wrong?
It's not wrong to have an opinion, but I'd much prefer you to be pro-choice, not when it comes to the choice of killing an unborn child, but when it comes to the choice of properly using contraception, that's a choice too.
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Do you think the world would be a better place if . . . .ONLY. . . . .WOMEN ran things in government in ALL countries?
No.
We'd have more wars due the fact that they'd be started because one leader was wearing the same outfit as another, or one leader wasn't wearing the latest Prada shoes, or one leader was either slimmer, younger, or prettier than another.
Feminists and gullible women spout this garbage about a perfect world if women ran the show, but it's poppycock.
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Is there any reason why you don't believe in jesus?
It's difficult to believe in the existence of someone who took their bones with them when they died, conveniently leaving behind no proof of their existence.
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Can Andy Murray go all the way?
Yes, but he won't. Not to sound too disheartened, but it's always the bloody same, you build your hopes up and then have them dashed when he gets put out by some unknown.
I think he'll get to the final and throw it away, but he could win it, I'd like him to.
When watching, I'm able to see his nationality change, when he's in the lead, he's British, when...
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Do you think its retarted to get married before your twenty?
I think it's retarded to get married.
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More sisters sexually molest younger brothers than visa-versa. Why is this? Seeing male genitalia? Curiosity? Because female bodies are shown more in media and their need to see males? I think it is all of the above.
Probably because girls aren't taught that they can do bad things, if they do, it's someone or something else's fault, as your Q points out.
Seeing male genitalia does not turn girls into perverts, ridiculous.
Curiosity does not turn little girls into sexual abusers, absurd.
Because there are women in the media? There are many men too, so your logic holds no water.
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Ladies, y do you like slapping us?
It's a bitch test, if you take it, or as some idiots say, "take it like a man", she'll lose respect for you and treat you like a bitch from that moment on, if you put her on her arse, she'll respect you and not use you as a punchbag ever again, and like an adult, will learn to deal with her frustration in another way.
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Can you recommend a music site similar to itunes, where I can review and purchase individual songs from a wide choice please? I have used itunes for years but am getting annoyed at too frequent failures in access, loss of songs and delays
Spotify is free and legal with the option to purchase music, I use that.
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Would soccer and American football be improved by the presence on the field of enraged ostriches?
Most definitely.
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Is there a phrase that drives you crazy when you hear it?
"Sweat like a pig"
Pigs don't have sweat glands.
"Reverse racism" or "reverse sexism".
It's racism or sexism, there's nothing reverse about it, saying reverse insinuates that it usually only goes one way and that this particular instance is rare.
"I could care less"
Aaaaaahhhhhh, it's "I COULDN'T care less", if...
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Why are all americans obese,drug addicts and drunks
Because unlike the people from the backwater dirthole where you probably come from, they can afford to be, so while you're wiping your arse with tree bark, Uncle Sam is wiping his with triple quilted Andrex.
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Who sang 2 outa 3 aint bad
Fat-arsed Meatloaf.
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How can we make baseball less boring? I propose 3 sets of pitchers & batters at once, players from the batter’s team allowed on the field to break up plays, and 6 randomly supplied gag "exploding" balls per game.
Play on a minefield. You just know there would be bigger crowds if they did.
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Have you ever had sex with Michael Jackson?
No.
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Is there a word that drives you crazy when you hear it?
Addicting, it should be addictive.
Loose when they mean lose.
Virtually, it's used too often, it's meaningless.
Irregardless, it's not a word.
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Your mugshot is on the front page and the headline news story is all about you. What did ya do?
I went to an anti-male dyke march and took a flamethrower to all those bitches.
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If you could live in any home on a television series, what would it be?
Higgins' pad in Magnum.
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What is so great about a woman with a big butt on her? I think the shit is overrated honestly because you could be a nasty, trashy girl and some guys feel like a butt makes a woman. WTF?!?! what has the world come to?
Are you sure you're not just talking about black guys?
A nice arse, yes, a fat arse, no thanks.
A woman who doesn't have a "big butt" could also be trashy and nasty, and besides, us guys like trashy and nasty sometimes.
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Husband says something wife feels is insulting. She slaps him hard across the face. Is that domestic violence? What should he do?
This is domestic violence without a doubt, just reverse the genders, husband slaps wife for saying something he deems insulting.
Physical violence is never the right response to verbal abuse, she has a mouth, she could just as easily insult him back.
And then the question must be asked, what else does she deem "insulting"?
His socks not pulled up properly?
The remote control...
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Would you rather be killed by a serial killer ( for Pleasure ) or a Hitman for ( Profit )?
If I really had to choose, it would be serial killer, but I have a reason, once dead, that would be it, but if a hitman got me, that means someone out there got one over on me, so I'd rather be on some mad serial killer's menu than to think a faceless person got the better of me.
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Even if you know the answer to a question, will you sometimes post the question anyways just so you can see how others will answer?
Most of my questions are after people's opinions, there is no "right" answer (except mine of course), so I do already know the answer, but mine is always going to be different to others.
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Guys, if a woman attacks you, would you hit her back?
Yes, I believe in equality, and I STRONGLY believe that equality cannot be cherry-picked, it's an all-package deal, you either take it all, or you don't get any.
I've never heard a woman say she doesn't want to be treated as an equal, so I have to respect that, and knock them on their arse if they hit me, otherwise like all abusers, they will view me as a punchbag for...
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I had a dream that my husband was cheating on me last night. He's not cheating, it was just a dream. He hugged me and tried to make me feel better, but he didn't say "that's ridiculous, you're the only one for me." Is it unfair of me to be upset?
No it's not, I mean the nerve of the man. Not only did he fail to possess the ability to read your mind and know what you wanted him to say, word for word, but he didn't even guess what you wanted him to say, and at least try to say what you wanted to hear, how inconsiderate of him.
I'm surprised you're still with a man who doesn't grovel to you after he's been...
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Think I am being stalked by a troll - any advice?
Yes, stop hanging out under bridges for Christ's sake.
You say troll, but do you, like most people who use the word, just mean someone who has on several occasions, put you in your place?
Or is it perhaps someone who has disagreed with you more than once?
Or someone who has answered or commented on the same Q as you more than once?
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Really what's up with all these people hating hunting. If a pack of wolves had thumbs and guns, they would be hunting us. But why do you think animals are on this world for?
I have nothing against hunting so long as the catch is going to be eaten and not just put on display.
I don't like that they use rifles, if they want to hunt, fine, but get up in there with a knife and a bow and some arrows and do it properly, but don't go shooting a deer from half a mile away, where's the hunt in that?
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Wife had affair but wants kids, alimony & child support, house, car & dog!. My friend wants advice, any ideas?
Legally he's screwed, what with having a penis and all, he'll be treated like a fully accountable adult, while at the same time being treated as not mature enough to look after his own children. Meanwhile the woman will be treated like a child who is unaccountable for her actions, yet mature enough to look after her children.
There are other means however, drastic means that will...
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Guys if you found a girl who you thought was beautiful, smart and gave you emotional support, was warm and loving, but is married would you persue her. She stirs your heart, makes you feel alive, would you try to break up the marriage and take her for u?
Being married means nothing to me, but sloppy seconds does, I don't want sloppy seconds, so I would steer clear of women who had boyfriends or husbands.
There are two main ways to get on a man's shitlist, fuck with his woman, or fuck with his money, I'm smart, I steer clear of both, because I don't want to be on anyone's shitlist.
What exactly is "emotional...
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What type of chef are you more fond of? Man or Woman....Heavy or Skinny?
The one that can cook.
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If you heard someone being described as a 'Nob Jockey' but had no context in which to put it, what would you think the description meant?
It means "Gay man".
Others include;
Shit-stabber,
Dinner-masher,
Shirt-lifter,
Arse bandit.
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I won't date people from other races. Does that make me a racist? Be honest please.
No, it means you have a preference, something we should all be allowed to have without being labelled for it.
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What is the best way to convince atheists about God?
There are some ways, like getting them from birth, since we're all born Atheist, and indoctrinating them and telling them that if they refuse to believe, or even dream of questioning what you've indoctrinated them with, then they'll burn forever in hell, remember this is children we're talking about, what a nice way to treat the kids.
There is also the tactic of shaming...
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What do you think if a girl (20 years old) married a man (54 years old)?
Both consenting adults, therefore it's fine.
Watch women insinuate that he's somehow a creep and that she's naive and being manipulated by him, while ignoring the fact that she's old enough to vote, drive and own her own business.
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ATHEISTS: Have you always been atheist or was there a time in your life when you did believe in God?
I've never been brainwashed, so I've always been Atheist, just like everyone else when they're born.
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Are blonds really dumb?
I'm sure some are, but I've met a fair share of brunettes and redheads who are as dumb as soup, so I don't think it's got anything to do with hair colour.
I believe a lot of intelligent blondes pretend to be dumb, because of the stereotype, to get others, usually gullible men, to do things for them.
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Where do you meet british guys in america
You could maybe meet them in a "learning to write" class, and while you're there, you could learn how to capitalise countries, nationalities, and titles and such.
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If tear drops were pennies and heartaches were gold, how rich would you be?
Well since I'm not the "Oh poor me, poor poor me" type, not very rich at all.
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Why do Americans say they r the best & have greatest country & cities? How does this make u feel?
I've said for years that their assumption of "most powerful nation on earth" is exactly that, an assumption, it's never been proven (cue the "you'd be speaking German" speech, yawn).
The one that really gets on my nerves, is when the American President is called "Leader of the free world", pfft, he's not my bloody leader, and I seriously doubt...
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Married men: What do you expect from your wife ? It seems to me once you get married you want someone who will clean all day, cook, iron, wash clothes, take care of kids, work, and never complain about it ! please shed some light.
To a certain extent he is right, women are baby-makers by default, that's not something men can do half the work of.
He also has a point with the "serving men's needs" part, but that goes hand-in-hand with men serving women's needs, that's what being male and female is all about, unless you're gay of course.
You say that he's single, as if that's...
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Does it annoy you when you get a remark made to your question & not an answer? (kinda of defeats the concept of AB)
It doesn't annoy me, but I do think it's stupid.
I saw this answer last week: "I don't know", the asker gave them +5 points, what the hell?
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First things that comes in to mind when you read TALIBAN?
Feminism's deafening silence on the fact they don't allow women to be educated.
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