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Should polygamous marriages be legal?
Absolutly.
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Go to google.Type"your AB username" \space\ "on ANSWERBAG".what was the question in the first result¿
"What is the meaning of the name Isaac? | Answerbag"
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Can I go from Tennessee to Australia on a donkey?
If that's what you want to do, don't let anyone or any ocean stand in your way.
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Do you use oxymorons?
Almost never.
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What is a prayer to you?
A conversation with an imaginary omnipresent participant.
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Would you vote Mark Zuckerberg as president of your country?
Nah, he'll let the mafia wars run wild on the streets.
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Do you think immorality has increased in recent times due to internet?
No. Morality has increased, because now the world is more aware of what is going on in other countries, and now that we're more aware of what is going on, we can step in and say "No, that's not ok."
Likewise, it may be the case that the internet lets people connect with other people and empathize with their situations more. It lets people think "huh, I never thought about it that way before."...
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Should Spanish be banned as a language in the United States?
No, not that it would mean anything. You can't "ban" a language so ingrained into a culture, just like you can't "ban" swearing.
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"I dont hire young or attractive women because it distracts my guys from doing their job." Your thoughts on this comment.
Whoever said that is discriminating against people without sound reasoning. I don't like their 'reasoning'.
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Do you live in a quiet neighborhood?
No, I live in the middle of the city, which suits me perfectly fine.
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The sword of ______________ .
Isaac.
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Do you leave a spare key under your front door mat? Are you sure it is still there?
No. We can't have a mat, and even if we did that would be a very poor choice of key placement.
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Evolutionists, would we eventually evolve to have super human abilities.
Extremely unlikely, we're surviving fine in our environment. Unless our environment changes drastically to become hostile or somewhat inhospitable, then maybe after a few thousand years we'll become stronger or faster. No wings though, unless we migrate to a canopy-type environment for a few thousand years, and by then we won't be very much human.
Disclaimer: Not a biologist.
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Can you remember where you were and what you were doing on November 10th, 1990?
I wasn't born until 1992.
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What are your thoughts on Marriage?
I think it's a fine institution, but any consenting adult should be able to marry the person they love, which sadly isn't currently the case.
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Will the athiests burn? Or will God forgive?
Those aren't the only two options.
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Do you even read the answers given to your questions?
Every single one.
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If there’s no God, how can you explain why anything at all exists or why the world is governed by such precise laws of nature?
If there is a god, how can you explain how this god exists? The god assumption isn't a solution to a problem, it just moves the problem back one step.
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Islam, is it compatible with western society?
Only the moderate version. The scary we're-going-to-kill-you-just-for-being-you fundamentalist version of Islam is so incompatible with western society, it'd be like trying to fit a jigsaw piece to a balloon.
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If science and education have the same goal of teaching how to learn do religions have the goal stopping people learning?
In a way. They don't want to stop learning unless it conflicts with their presumptions. If it does the more fundamentalist and evangelical of them will do everything in their power to stop it.
For example, just look at the 'creationism being taught in schools' topic. They couldn't have creationism, so they relabelled it "intelligent design", then that was shown to be just relabelling of the...
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How can intelligent person believe in God?
Intelligence and rationality are separate although overlapping concepts.
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Is zero positive or negative?
Neither. -0 has the same value as 0, so the positivity of it is inconsequential.
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Men: Angelina Jolie or Jennifer aniston..which one would you kick out of bed? One has to go!
Both, more room for me to sleep.
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Is the meal of lunch really unnecessary these days?
I'm one step ahead of you. I commonly skip both breakfast and lunch, usually wait 'til about 4pm to have any food. But I wouldn't recommend this for "normal" human beings, I've always been able to run on a lower amount of food.
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My mom is 51, she's thinking of going back to college to advance her career. Do you think it's a good idea? Who would hire her at 51? I told her she may be wasting her money.
I don't think it's good idea. She's 51, she's clearly too old to contribute anything more to society. Have her pick out a coffin and put her in it.
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When does your New Year Start?
9 hours, 29 minutes for Scotland.
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Ready for a looney new year?
I'm clenching my buttcheeks in enlivened anticipation.
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Why is there so much hatred in the world? and why do people blame God for it?
There is so much hatred in the world because we have so much xenophobia and ignorance in the world. These two things are what religion primarily produces. I don't blame god for it because there isn't a god to blame, but I think the people should be held responsible.
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In three words or less :-) Describe the perfect breakfast?
Frosties and Vodka.
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Have you been the same gender all your life?
As far as I know.
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What are ways to lower a woman's chance of getting pregnant if the condom broke?
Hang her upside down for 6 hours.
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my son just told me he is going to maryy his boyfriend. Not sure wha to do or how to handle this
The only thing you should do is (hopefully) what you've been doing all along. Be a good, loving and supportive parent. You don't have to understand why he loves who he loves, you just have to know that he does love this person, and that should be enough.
If it isn't (which is fine), try either some counselling, or research homosexual attraction by finding out how LGBT people find out their own...
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What's the name of the last bird you heard chirping or squawking?
A dead bird. That'll teach the little squawker to wake me up at 4:30am.
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i my bf is cheating on me :.( i dont know what to say to him when i see him.wat should i do or say? i know he is cheating
I would give him a dilemma where he would either have to admit his mistake and cut off his thumb, or a small kitten gets lethally electrocuted.
Either that or you know... break up with him. Whatever floats your boat.
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How do I politely tell my parents I don't like one of the gifts they gave me?
First world problems, huh?
I suggest getting over it, but if you can't, just give it to someone else.
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Why do so many Brits think there 52 states in America?
Why do so many Americans think 'Britain' is interchangeable with 'England'?
These are just misconceptions. Best to just correct them when they come up.
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What would be a good description of your hands, in one word?
Pointy.
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Atheist: Why don't you believe that there is a creator?
I don't assume things on faith.
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Does your (real) name have a funny or weird meaning in another language/culture? For instance, I know a guy name Put, and a lady named Do.
In Hebrew it means "One who laughs", which describes me pretty much.
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Can I hump you?
**Put arms up** Be gentle. Actually, don't be. ;)
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Are Canadians the Master Race?
No, that would be the Swedes.
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What, if any, animal could you shoot and feel no remorse?
Mosquito.
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Which letter of the alphabet best represents you?
S.
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When you're old, they'll refer to you as "old ___________"
...Isaac?
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Do think that faith itself could cause more positive results than any real help from an actual god?
No, real help from an actual god couldn't be surpassed by humans. But we don't have one of those, so humans will have to do.
And I disagree that faith causes positive results. More people have died because of religious differences than anything else. Plus there's the fact that faith nullifies reason when thinking about religion and that has its own dangers.
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How low does your I.Q. have to be to consistently use "Your Mom" as an answer?
22
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Do you have any underwear that you do not use?
No.
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What childhood character, either television, movie, or literature, was your favorite when you were a child?
Jackie Chan.
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what do you think of a bus driver throwing a man off the bus because he was wearing a sweater with a small hood that didn't cover his face?
Either a case of racism, xenophobia, or he is just a man who really, really hates hoods, possibly because a hood robbed him of his innocence as a young bus driver wannabe.
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Jobs a useless human can do. Name one?
Thief.
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What is your opinion on people who choose to become religious just to feel special and better than everyone and everything else?
I know no such people (as far as I know), but they don't sound like the kind of people I'd get along with.
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Do you hate YouTube Video Ads?
No, I don't get youtube ads. I have adblock. I would hate them if I got them though.
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Jobs a cat can do. Name one?
Postal worker.
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would you go to disneyland if you had to go with strangers?
I would. I would show those strangers a good time.
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how do u react when u see a really stupid answer on AB?
With reason, if I think it's worth engaging.
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Is it normal to begin to get hard when wearing silky soccer shorts as boxers and nothing else?
It's normal to get hard when wearing anything.
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Have you seen much propaganda promoting hostility toward atheists?
Yes, always from religious sources.
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When will scientists realize they are human?
They already have.
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Do you need positive feedback to feel good about yourself?Can you maintain a level of indifference in the face of criticism?Is it important?
No. Yes. Yes.
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Could I be pregnant . If so , when should I take the test ?
In the morning right after your morning vodka.
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If....there was only one religion in the world what would be the consequence's ?
Then everyone would disagree within the religion. Look at christianity for example, over 33,000 denominations, and you'll have a very hard time finding any two christians that agree on all the principles of christianity.
And there would still be the non-believers who would most likely need to fight to keep their rights.
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how often do you shave, wax or trim your pubic hair?
Every full moon.
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I (atheist) sometimes reason with myself that God DOES exist; result is always inconclusive; is there no supernatural force to help me out?
No, there are no supernatural forces to help you out because there are no supernatural forces.
How exactly do you reason that a god exists?
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Is it wrong for a guy to know how or want to know how to Knit?
No, I think it's manly.
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Would u rather have a great education or a great marriage, if u had to choose between one or the other? Why?
Great education. If my life continues as it is, I'll have both before long.
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Do you think cops would rather search a 75 year old nun for drugs or a 23 year boy/man who dresses nice but looks gangsta for drugs?
Second one.
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How many Xbox 360 achievements are in Batman: Arkham City?
60.
http://www.xbox360achievements.org/game/batman-arkham-city/achievements/
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What's the point in religion?
Control.
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Atheists: Are you aware that all Christians do not regard you as fools and hypocrites?
I'd be careful about saying what all christian do and do not regard. For instance, some christians do regard this, and some don't, therefore your premise is false.
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Is any writer among us? How do you start to write a book?
All great books start with a word.
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Do you want me to hug an Indian?
Yes. Yes I do.
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should i be ashamed of getting beaten up by a girl?
Nah, my dominatrix beats me up all the time.
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Who do you distrust?
People who have control over other people; politicians, religious leaders, etc.
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How many times have you spoken to God today? (He's listening.)
Zero. I have real people to talk to.
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How old were you when you got your license?
18
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Would you go out with with someone who is significantly less intelligent than you?
Yes, but I don't see it working out. I'm happy to be proved wrong though.
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Where can I get a good hooker for $19.95 or less?
Germany.
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At what age you started driving?
17 for non-automatic car, 18 for motorcycle.
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Am I a bad person because I don't believe in God?
No. Belief in god has no bearing on good or evil.
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Do you base a person's trustworthiness merely on his/her belief in God or on their moral character?
There are loads of people who believe in god or gods and are some of the most evil people on the planet, while some of the most trustworthy people on the planet are atheists. I would certainly trust someone who would think of calling an ambulance before praying to gods if something had happened to me, I know some theists would be wise enough to do the right thing, but you just wouldn't know...
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Do you like Pepsi Max?
Yes, but I prefer it's longer name, Pepsi Maximum. I like it how people look at me funny when I say it.
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God, or Satan?
Neither. Think for yourself, don't relay on mythology to teach you anything because it'll make no sense and even if some of what you're being taught is good, it won't be for the right reasons.
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Why did you cut off my TV cable?
I was trying to get to sleep.
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Is real aim of all religions - spirituality?
No, the aim is control over the population. There could be a religion that's really about trying to find spirituality, but they'd be drowned out by all the other controlling religious dogma, and it'd never really catch on.
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Is "you must have faith" an argument used by Christians when they cannot back their claims with logic?
Yes, I see it time and time again. Any time a religious person (not just christians) think they have a valid argument for their god or gods, they present it, after they're shown the facts anf fallacies they continue to try to defend it until there's absolutely no hope, then they just say "Well you just have to have faith". Well done, you've just shown me that I'm victorious. The faith line is a...
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When is the most recent time your prayers were answered?
I don't pray, I have real people to talk to.
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How do I tell if a charity is real?
If they are a registered charitable body then they should have a number, such as SCO15263. Check what theirs is, if they even have it. This may only apply to the UK though, but I'm sure other countries have codes for this sort of thing.
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Should Christians observe Christmas?
It's the individual's decision.
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I need help, im evil, hateful and nasty to people...i want to be good, but its hard to change- any advice ?
Consider how other people might feel before you act. This is called empathy, nearly all humans have it. Hope all goes well for you. :)
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Why do non-Christians celebrate Christmas?
It's a time to spend with loved ones and family, why does religion have to enter into it?
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How do you deal with loneliness?
By going out with friends... I guess I don't really qualify as "lonely".
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Can God change the value of pi?
No.
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In your opinion, what makes a man a 'man'?
A willy.
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Do you find detached unemotional people repulsive?
No, but I do find highly emotional people hard to be around though.
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Atheist: which quote is more dangerous to society?
The first one, but I wouldn't use this to make any kind of point, it's obvious you're cherry picking.
"Cherry picking, suppressing evidence, or the fallacy of incomplete evidence is the act of pointing to individual cases or data that seem to confirm a particular position, while ignoring a significant portion of related cases or data that may contradict that...
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I've noticed alot of athiests roaming around, has the anti Christ spread so far?
Right, all those atheists, it can't possibly be that the conclusion to not believe in any gods is a clear rational conclusion, it HAS to be because of some evil entity controlling our minds...
and people wonder why I don't take religion seriously.
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Do you want company right now? Why or why not?
I just had the displeasure of trying to organize a night out and getting personally rejected by everyone. Want to see how many friends you really have? Try to organize a night out to a comedy club, take all the rejection and fall into a vortex of lonesome and despair. Hurrah.
So yes I would like some company. Company that isn't "too busy" for me would be nice.
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What should be used to JUDGE my Christian beliefs, the Bible,accurately rendered, or fallacies of the professed 'Christian' denominations
It should all be taken into consideration, as well as the actions done in the name of those beliefs, and as well as the intrinsic value of those beliefs and how they would benefit or damage individuals, groups or society. Since I take it all into consideration, when I judge christianity as a system of beliefs, it is not an admirable outcome. The religion has done far more bad than it can ever...
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XMAS or CHRISTMAS ? - what are you celebrating
They're the same thing, and I'm celebrating it with the great friends I've meet over the last 4 months.
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What was the best decade in your life?
I'm 19, so I guess the second one.
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How much time would you save me if i gave you a hundred dollars?
None. I'd still accept your money though.
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What do you do if a guy throws you into a pool while you are asleep?
Wake up. Swim. Get out. Find guy. Kill. Go back to sleep.
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Do you like to go out in miserable weather?
Not if its too cold.
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Do you like to argue? Do you sometimes start them on purpose? Do they fatigue or energize you?
Very much. Never. Energize.
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Roommate isn't paying share of utility bills. What should I do?
Cut off the utilities until she pays.
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What is your given name?
Isaac.
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Do you believe in the 'Big Bang Theory", the "Evolution Theory" or "Intelligent Design Theory"
The first two are respected scientifically analysed theories, the third barely even qualifies as a hypothesis, it's not a theory.
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Racists/bigots think just because they believe in God/Jesus they are good people and will be saved. Does God/Jesus believe in them?
Your question relies on the existence of god/jesus which hasn't been demonstrated. But if they did exist, my answer would be yes. The bible has a lot of bigots and racists, including god himself. Not only do they have a chance of getting into heaven, I'd say that based on the christian bible, they must be the most eligible to get into heaven.
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If I label myself I say I am a humanist, which means, in part, that I attempt to behave caringly toward all. How do you label yourself ?
In regards to philosophy, I'm a sceptical agnostic-atheist Secular Humanist.
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Should atheists steal Xmas just like Christians stole it from pagans?
We don't have to. Pagans can have their Winter Solstice ritual, christians can have their christmas, atheists can have their holidays which may include christmas.
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On this day 1955, Rosa Parks refused to sit in the back of the bus. Are we a more or less racially divided country now or then?
Of course we're less racially divided, we've made a lot of progress.
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Would you like to know the day you’re going to die ahead of time? Why or why not?
Yes please. I'd like to do a 'PS I love you'-esque treasure hunt thing for my loved ones. I'd also like to rob a bank.
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What is a drink that is green?
Apple sourz. It tasted like liquid despair.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sourz
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Do you believe the world would be a better place if you were its leader?
I do, but I don't want to have to find out.
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(We know a dead man by his work) Why can't we do the same for an invisible creator?
If we knew this invisible creator by their work, then we know they're either a sick-minded psychopath, or a really really clumsy designer, or both.
I for one come to the conclusion that assuming there's a magic creator who made everything actually raises more questions than it answers, and you can't solve a mystery with another mystery. Who is this creator? How do we know that answer is right?...
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how did you learn to drive a car?
With driving lessons from an old man with infinite patience.
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Why didn't you become a doctor, lawyer, or engineer?
I'm getting my Master's Degree to become a Civil Engineer. Patience, grasshopper.
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Is science absolute?
No.
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Why is it that lots of atheists love to get on here and ask theists to prove to them that God exists?
To try and get them to think about their damaging worldview. If everyone thought for themselves, this world would be a much more loving and fantastic place, and excuse me for being the big evil atheist, but I'd quite like a more loving and fantastic place, free of religious indoctrination and xenophobia.
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How do you handle being criticized?
Very well, I always try to improve my processes.
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How can u be sure your sins are forgiven?
Same with most religious processes; you just imagine that they are, and then they are! Or how it's commonly put: "Faith".
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Will this Christmas be your last Christmas?
It'll be my last christmas in 2011.
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Do you think a person can follow two religions with same faith?
Of course! If in either of the religions it says something to the extent of "Worship no other gods before me", you can just cherry pick around that belief, it's fine.
Those who say it's impossible and are religious themselves need to remember that all religious people cherry pick their beliefs based on their preferences, and to condemn another for doing it is downright hypocritical, but then...
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Men: Would you marry someone like your mother? Why?
No, I would marry someone who wasn't psychologically abusive to her children.
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Do girls ever take advantage of drunk guys?
Yes. Someone of every gender & every sexuality has taken advantage of a drunk person or non-human animal.
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What is within your arms reach right now?
Toothbrush, alarm clock, tomato ketchup, condoms.
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If there was a burglar behind you right now, what could you hit him with?
Alarm Clock.
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What would be the best way for me to strengthen my weak arm?
Real answer: Lift weights but give your left arm about 30% more work to do than the right arm. After three months make it 20%, then after another three months 10%.
Joke answer: Pleasure yourself with your left hand.
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What is the best way to 'feel good'?
Sex.
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What is your sign?
Aries or Pisces depending on if you want to use the commonly used zodiac, or the (for lack of a better term) "correct" zodiac.
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Have you ever known someone who pretended to be pregnant just to get attention?
Yes. His name was John.
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Should the paranoid religious hate words like 'sin' and 'evil' be treated like the bigoted prejudices that they are and be banned?
No, you shouldn't and can't ban words.
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If you are an Atheist, what would you ask God to do to prove that he exists?
I did that when I was a christian-indoctrinated child. After it obviously didn't work, I realized that this universe is indistinguishable from a universe that has no gods, and changed my philosophy accordingly.
So my answer is no, been there, done that.
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Do you believe the Earth was created in seven days?
No. I think Science has this one right.
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Do you believe you'll physically rise from the dead some day?
No.
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When you wake up, what's the first thing that hits the floor?
The person I was sleeping with.
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I'm looking for a boy's name...*read description*
Isaac.
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what country is the most exotic?
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Socotra
"The island is very isolated and through the process of speciation, a third of its plant life is found nowhere else on the planet. It has been described as the most alien-looking place on Earth."
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Do you accept Jesus into your heart?
There's a sign outside my heart that says "No religious storybook characters welcome." Sorry, it's the rules.
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Can you still remember your first kiss? If so, Did you just melt, smiled all day, or it was not worst remember.
I didn't understand what was going on. My thought process was like this: "What am I supposed to be doing? Why are we wrangling our tongues together? Why do people do this? I don't understand... is this supposed to be sexy? Because right now I can taste their dinner in my mouth. As much as I like cheese pizza, I don't want the taste to be second-hand."
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Name something you would like to own if you could afford it?
Everything in the universe.
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Do you get extremely wet in the shower?
In more ways than one.
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What's the most British answer you can provide to this question?
Rule, Britannia!
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What is something about your adult life or personality that would surprise those who knew you as a child?
I moved to Scotland 6 weeks ago, and if I never see any of the people from my past life ever again, I'd be perfectly fine with that.
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My father use to say, "you can put that in your pipe and smoke it", nearly everyday. Did you father have a catch phrase? what was it?
"You were an accident."
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Agree or disagree - There are two great days in a person’s life – the day we are born and the day we discover why?
Disagree. Discovery takes longer than a day. Discovery takes a life time.
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If I become a born-again Christian, how would my life change?
It will change however you want it to change. If you want this to affect you a lot in your life, then make it so. If you'd rather take a softer approach, then that's what you do.
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All pagans are often called devil worshippers by people of the christian religion. Do you think this is correct?
Sometimes they don't even know what's in their own holy book, let alone the beliefs of other religions.
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Why would someone want to get a restraining order for someone who wants nothing to do with him or her anyway?
Just to say 'ef you'.
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What is something that you view as "hard work"?
Teaching secondary school kids.
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should uk citizens be allowed to own guns for self defence?
"He's coming right for us!" **gunshots**
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Anyone more powerful than God?
Absolutely. We exist, the existence of gods is lacking, existent things have power while non-existent things do not, therefore we and everything that actually exists is superior.
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Do you think that sports stars are overpaid? If so, do you support them by going to their games? Why?
Yes. No. I'm not interested in how well someone can kick or throw a ball.
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Should social capital be recorded directly as another parallel monetary system and not left as just a vague unquantifiable?
With a complete lack of understanding of what you are saying, I'll just smile and nod.
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Can i please have a girlfriend ...someone with intentions to get married, settle in Scotland and have lots of children please?
I'm already in Scotland, but I'm not a girl and I don't want lots of children. Is one out of three good enough?
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How is an Evengelical Christian different from other Christians? I would like to know. Are any of you AB members Evangelicals?
Evangelicals are out to convert other people to their religion. This isn't exclusive to the christian religion. There are plenty of AB members who are evangelical but I'm not evangelical or even religious.
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Do you support abortion?
I support a woman's right to choose what she does with her own body, because everyone should have the right to choose what they do with their bodies.
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How many digits of Pi are enough? What about e?
There's never enough!
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How many cars have you bought in your life?
0.
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Does everyone need something to believe in?
No. I believe in things but that doesn't mean that everyone else has to.
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Will you meet me in Heaven?
No, I can only meet people in places that actually exist.
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Do you steal hotel soap?
You know what they say, "Soap stolen has more nourish than soap earned."
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Would you sleep in a bed of ants for $50,000?
I'd do it for $50, but I'd let you pay me the big money.
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Why do some atheists make it their mission to prove theists wrong?
Is that their mission? I'm quite an augmentative sceptic but it certainly isn't my primary "mission" to prove anyone wrong. My "mission", if you want to call it that, is to promote free-thought and to get people to think for themselves, which will ultimately lead to a more eye-opening joyous life for the individual and a more freedom-promoting attitude for the society as a whole. Proving people...
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When you tire of coffee and tea, what helps get your day started?
Vodka.
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Trust me , Im a ___________.
banker.
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What's the most common lie you hear?
"It's not my fault."
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What's the best thing that happened to you today?
I bought an Aero and ate it.
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What do you think of guys who wear bicycle shorts?
Having the balls to wear them in a world stooped in discountenance is admirable, I applaud them.
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I truly believe the world needs more mormons - what a totally amazing lovely bunch they are
What they appear to be is not equal to what they are. I knew a girl who was going to marry a Mormon, but he put his religious traditions and rituals over her needs all the time and even went as far to say that if she didn't convert to Mormonism he wouldn't marry her. The wedding thankfully never happened.
Thankfully mormons are not too abundant where I live, but for those living in Utah it...
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What would you ask an alien when you see one?
"When I see one", not "if"? Okay...
I'd ask him/her/it/them what he/she/it/they thought of humankind. Are we doing well at being a peaceful progressive species? Or maybe if it was an alien that liked war and violence I'd ask about how we're doing at being a violent and stupid species.
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Do you still live in the town you grew up in or did you move away as an adult?
I moved away mainly because I didn't like anything about my old Irish town, I've always found the city life more buzzing and active, and therefore more appealing.
I don't agree with your friend but there is something unique about the experience of purchasing a one-way ticket and starting completely fresh in a new world that I highly recommend and I think it's something everyone should do...
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How many decades have you lived thru?
1.9
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Should I grow a handlebar mustache?
Absolutely, if that's what you want to do.
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Its 8 pm and you have the entire house to yourself.. What do you decide to do?
Indulging in something that makes me happy. It can be movies, food, games or just some good old-fashioned sexual intercourse.
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Did you know that Airplane is Not the safest mode of travel...
Do you know what is...
Tricycle. Be honest, how many tricycle collisions have you ever heard happen?
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What is the one tool in the kitchen that last a long time and hardly never if ever will break down on you?
Spatula.
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Do I ethically have to report a friend who is taking unemployment and working under the table?
I'm just impressed that they found a job where they can be under a table all day.
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What is the best girl name for my baby
Xu. The girl who lives 2 floors above me is called that.
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Do you mainly use cash or card for making payments?
Cash.
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For $ 1,000,000 would you be willing to never again see or talk to your best friend?
For that amount of money I could buy a new best friend.
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what subject bores you to death to talk about?
Football.
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What is the best name for an adorable black male puppy?
Bubbles.
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Why are atheists seem to be at peace with all other religions and not with Christianity.
This assumes a blanket statement about people who don't believe in gods but if you're referring to the outspoken atheists of first world countries, they mainly focus their attention on christianity because that's the one that's forcing their views on them and their laws at this time. I don't agree with Wicca but why would I focus my attention on it when Wiccans aren't forcing their views and...
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What is your favorite thing that is blue?
The Genie from Aladdin.
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Ever been to a funeral where a guy brought a 6pack, opened a beer and drank one last one with his buddy? (the other 5 went to hereafter
No, but that sounds really pleasant. When I die I want everyone to take shots of straight vodka until they can't stand up straight.
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Why do people who practice religions bothered by Athiests?
Because they don't believe in their gods.
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Do you mostly find yourself saying "I cant" "I can" "I will try" or other?
"Let's see"
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Which one of the following best describes God?
Imaginary.
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Why would God allow false information in the bible?
For the same reason Superman allowed false information to be in his comics.
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Atheist or religious?
That's a false dichotomy. There are religious atheists and there are non-religious theists. I'm personally a non-religious atheist.
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Where did you ancestors first settle?
Africa, same as everyone's.
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I have an oppurtunity to get a degree in Registered nursing or criminal justice...... dont know which side to lean towards, cop or nurse?
Whatever you want, personally I'd go for Criminal Justice. I'd rather beat a guy through the head than have to bandage him up.
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Do you take your bible to bed with you?
Only to fap to.
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How many times a week do you roll up on the ole fast food drive through?
0.
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Please, if you can, explain the concept of The Holy Trinity in five words.
God has multiple personality disorder.
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How can I make $12,264,571?
By selling 1,226,457,100 penny chews.
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What do you do about your past if you are not happy with it?
Go back in time and change it.
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Have you ever ruined someone's life?
Not that I know of, not yet.
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What happens if you hold your peter too long?
Peter dies.
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Why do people seem to refer to Atheism as a religion?
It makes them feel better about their position if they can erroneously undermine other's positions by using lies and watered-down definitions which have lost all meaning.
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What or whom do you think of if someone is said to be "eccentric"? Do you get a negative impression of the person?
I think I'd find them interesting, which would be good. I regard it as a positive trait rather than a negative one.
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I kept on looking for a sign in the middle of the night, then I found it...it said______________.
"Keep looking, I got nothing."
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What is the root cause of Religious hatred?
Ignorance, irrationality, closed-mindedness and evil, the same things that caused religion.
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Do Atheists cope with death differently than Christians?
Yes, I celebrate this life because I know it's the only one I'm going to it and it's infinitely valuable. Christians don't have that, they believe they'll be around for an eternity. In my eyes that makes life not only worthless, but a horrible curse, the worst curse imaginable. Imagine living for an eternity... it'd get so boring after 100,000,000,000 years.
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If you're walking and someone gets in your way what do you do?
Taser, then step over them.
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What kind of place do you think the world would be if everyone thought EXACTLY the same way as you do?
Progressive, exciting, but philosophically unfulfilled since they'd just be one opinion on everything.
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If you found your bf/gf or wife/husband cheating on your own bed, what would you do?
Change the sheets.
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Can everyone please stop asking questions for 1 minute?
Never!
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Which religion has maximum atheists?
Probably buddhism.
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How many words can you spell with Firetruck?
Firetruck. Fire. Truck.
It's 2:44am.
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What is you all time favorite "BOARD GAME? Why?
Monopoly. Because I simply love it.
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URGENT!!! What is a quick way to make $300 quickly??
Sell your body... to science.
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I wonder if a serial killer has ever killed another serial killer.
Yes, it's pretty likely that it's happened at some point.
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Can you name something that doesn't have a name?
The bulletproof monk.
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Is homophobia a crime in the country where you live?
It's not illegal to hate anyone, you can hate whomever you like for whatever reason you like, but acting on that hate could be a crime depending on how you act.
Here in Northern Ireland homophobia is an attitude held, I'd say, by the majority. Thankfully I'm moving to Glasgow permanent next month, and I hope the attitude there is more in tune with the current century we're in.
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A surfer died yesterday when Hurrican Irene started to set in at Virginia Beach. Do you feel bad for him?
No. I don't know his intentions, whether or not he was ignorant of the warnings (unlikely), or if he was just an idiot. If I'm going to have feelings on the situation I need more to go on.
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Would it really matter or make much difference if God were generally determined to be imaginary like all the other gods?
Yes, other people wouldn't be wasting so much time if it was finally determined imaginary.
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If you were in a situation that you had to spank someone, what would you use? why?
Leather paddle. I have two.
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What do you like to eat with bacon?
Toast and bacon.
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Does Nature joke?
Sure, just look at the platypus.
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No matter what you are ________________________________________________.
...you will always be mine... Muhahah!
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A mom poured hot sauce into her child's mouth as punishment. What should we pour into her mouth?
Hot pee.
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Is the earth quack that happened today, Aug. 23, 2011, a sign the end is near?
No, earthquakes happen all the time, they've been happening for millions of years.
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deleting question
You can delete questions? How?
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Which insect would you most like to kick in the balls?
Mosquito.
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Do you always tell the truth about your age. If not, why not?
I'm 19, I can't think of a reason I'd need to fabricate that.
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Do you have a crush on usher
I hope not, the usher at my local theatre has grey hair in his ears and sells heroin during performances.
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Would you kick out your son if he was too lazy to get a job?
Yeah! I don't care if he's only 6. He must join the workforce!
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Do you like Calculus courses?
Oh! I LOVED them! They were great. So many Saturday nights used working that calculus. Oh yes, they called me the calculus king.
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If your significant other wanted to go to a topless beach, would you go?
Of course. I thought all beaches were topless beaches. Are there beaches were you have to have a shirt or vest on? Where? And what's the point?
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When Christians don't follow the Ten Commandments, do you see it has being Hypocritical?
When it's explicit breaking of the rules and they know it, yes I do. Does it surprise me? Not for a zyptosecond.
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Why did the bishop cross the road diagonally?
Because he was drunk.
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Is the country of origin important to you when purchasing condoms?
Yeah, if they're from Japan then they'll be too small. If they're from Denmark they'll be too big. If they're from Switzerland they'll be holes in them.
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Can Scientists use the Scientific Method to disprove God?
A god exists in the imagination, and therefore only has whatever traits you imagine it to have, like an imaginary friend. With so many billions of people each with their own imaginary friend, slagging off other people's imaginary friends, and endorsing their own version of the imaginary friend, it's impossible to disprove it, since the imaginary friend will always retreat to the unknown. As...
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Atheists, have you ever considered becoming a Christian?
Really considered it? No. I'm happy with the truth. If I need to be coddled with religion, I'll let you know.
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What would stop you from killing yourself?
Rational thought that leads me to the conclusion that dying would be counter-productive.
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Name a reason you might not use a public restroom?
The creepy old man who looks at everyone is just standing there by the urinals.
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Is life a series of theories?
More like a series of events. Some good, some bad, some ugly, some sexy.
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What are some more adult names for 'boyfriend'?
Sugarpuff.
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What if the United States took over The United Kingdom?
Bring it, bitch.
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Is anything on top of your pillow when sleeping at night?
My head.
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How would you react if a stranger said "I love you!"?
"What a coincidence! I love me too."
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Is the USA an empire, a la Roman Empire?
I thought an empire had to be across several countries.
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To me, __________ is like Batman, I just feel better knowing (he/she/ they're) out there.
Batman.
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What is 3.14159,better known as ?
Pi (π) to 5 decimal places.
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Do you think you would be a good Auror?
I would be the best Auror in all the land, I did have to look up what it was though.
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Is the bible a lie?
There are many claims in the bible, some of them are true and some of them are false. Some of them are contradictory to other claims. If you accept the bible as an authority, then pick your cherries wisely.
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Have you ever said anything on AB that you wish you could take back? How did you re-gain your composure if so?
No.
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Should the rioters in the UK who were caught be made to tidy up the mess they made?
Sounds like a good idea. A clean-up, then jail for a significant period of time.
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When I'm taking a shower can I pee on myself?
I always say, "True freedom is the freedom to piss yourself whenever you want."
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Have you ever fantasised about being a stand up comedian? I do all the time!
It's been a goal of mine to do stand-up comedy and make people laugh. I will do it.
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What would you NOT put in a get well soon card?
"Told you so."
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Religion is ____________ ?
a dogmatic system of beliefs held by many that divides and controls the population, and leads to conflict both within the population and with neighbouring groups. The antidote is critical thought and science.
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How often do guys lie about their height?
I never lie. I'm 9 foot 7.
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Does belief in God = Christian?
No.
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In what way do atheists want God to reveal or prove of His existence?
Remember how the Vogons announced they were going to destroy Earth in the Hitch-hiker's guide To The Galaxy? Like that.
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What have you learned from reading the Bible?
"When a man strikes his male or female slave with a rod so hard that the slave dies under his hand, he shall be punished. If, however, the slave survives for a day or two, he is not to be punished, since the slave is his own property." - Exodus 21:20-21
"Slaves, obey your earthly masters with deep respect and fear. Serve them sincerely as you would serve Christ." -...
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Do babies make you melt?
I dread to think what would happen to the human race if they did.
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Does your mousepad represent who you are or something you like? Or is it just a random, who cares kind of mousepad.
I just have a touchpad.
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If Atheists do not believe in GOD, what is the position of devil in their belief?
The Devil doesn't exist either, and just in case you were wondering, Darth Vader, the Ice Queen and the booeyman are imaginary too.
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I'm going to start RiotBook. It's just like Facebook, except it's for rioters. Good idea?
Only if you like being sued.
"Facebook is suing start-up site Teachbook.com for using the word "book" in its name, according to court documents." - CNN, August 2010
http://money.cnn.com/2010/08/26/technology/teachbook/index.htm
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What do you fear most?
The unknown.
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The best feeling I ever experienced was..?
It rhymes with 'Glorgasm'
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In life, have you reached a place where the drama no longer effects you?
Yes, whiskey helped.
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Which font is better for a wrist tattoo??
Top row #2
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Is love rational? Can it be rational? Can people love rationally? Does healthy equate rational?
Mostly no. Yes. Yes. No.
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How can I be less boring to talk to?
By having interesting stories, and you get them by having interesting experiences. Make an appointment to go sky-diving.
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Do you send money to televangelists?
No, never.
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Which church is the true church?
There isn't one.
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What would you rate yourself on a scale of 1-10? (be honest!)
Pi.
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Do you think that most people have a fear of public speaking? Do you?
I don't fear talking to the public, the public fears talking to me. :)
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Do you think IQ has something to do with criminality?
No.
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How do you respond to a rude guy?
**Air horn**
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What are some overused scenes and gimmicks used in horror films?
Zombies.
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I was really offended by _______________ today.
Nothing.
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What's the last movie that you saw in the theater?
2012
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Have you almost died or died for a couple of minutes?
No, it's on my to-do list.
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Why do some people say it's never ok for a man to hit a women, what if the women had a knife or gun?
Self-defence is fine, or if the woman likes it kinky, that's OK too.
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Have you ever said, "If I leave, I'm never coming back."?
No, I replaced "if" with "when".
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What if there were no atheists in the world? And all were theists?
Then we'd all be wrong.
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If a woman said that your wife has the looks to be a stripper, is that a compliment?
I would take it as a compliment.
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Do Atheists believe in the possibility of a Higher Power?
Some do and some don't. Atheism is a single statement of belief in gods, not in the possibly of gods.
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What religion should I be and why?
That's something you'll have to find out for yourself. Just remember to use that critical thinking mind that Vishnu gave you. ;)
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Have you met the person of your life?
I don't know. We'll see how it works out.
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Does it make a difference to spell God with a small "g" or capital "G"?
Not to me, or most people.
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What is you favourite adjective?
Zygomatic.
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what's the fastest way to get pregnant? been trying six months now *sigh*
Premature ejaculation.
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Are all wars traced to religion? How about the war in Washington between extreme right wing evangelicals and everyone else? That one too?
Not all wars are traced to religion. A lot are.
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What are the nurses called that work with the newborns in the hos...?
...pital?
Baby nurses. (Not to be confused with babies who are also nurses)
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What do you perceive as the problem(s) with religion?
Its irrational fairytales and fear-mongering has given it the pleasure of being the most dangerous thing in our society. Its mix of faith, authority, dogma and power-drunkenness makes it the biggest hindrance to humankind of all time, as it can be in control of every aspect of a believer's life, right down to their very thoughts. I'm glad I got out of that when I did.
The cure is critical...
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How much of a Brit are you?
It's complicated. I could write paragraphs on whether or not I'm British, but the short story is; Technically no, but very technically.
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Is 50 to old to go clubbin'?
It's never too late, unless you're on your deathbed.
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Do you care what people think of your clothes?
No.
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Tell me 10 hot things about men
Eyes, nose, legs, abs, right testicle, nipples, ass, left testicle, penis, beards. (In that order)
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If you had to wear a sign posted to your back for the rest of your life and could choose what it said, what would it say?
"Welcome to my back."
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How can I unlose my virginity?
You can't, as far as I know.
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What's so good about composite bow over the simple long bow?
I have fired both and I think the composite bow is better for aiming, at least the models I tried. But there's something magical about firing a long bow that makes you feel like Robin Hood, so there's that to consider as well.
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If you are a Christian, do you believe it's wrong to picture certain things in the Bible? Feel free to share your experiences.
Really? For me drawing pictures of Jesus was part of our indoctrination, it was compulsory, even in Primary School.
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Do you hate America? I hate it and everything about it! Although I'm American..
Funny how so many are telling you to leave and no-one I've read is encouraging you to make america a better place for you. This idea of "Either enjoy the crap or leave the crap" leaves out the most rewarding option: Clean up the crap. Although that requires effort so it doesn't appeal (or even occur) to a lot of people.
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What helps you stop defending yourself to people who refuse to listen because they think they are right when they aren't?
Time.
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True or False? You live in the USA?
Neither. It's a question, and questions have neither a true or false status.
As a statement it's false.
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What animals sleep with you in bed at night?
Adult humans.
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What religions are hard to leave? Which ones will attempt to ruin your life if you leave?
Extreme sects of Islam and christianity. All sects of Scientology and Mormonism.
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DO you ocnsider white chocolate to be chocolate?
Yes, I'm not racist.
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Who protects you?
Me, myself and my blowtorch.
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Who is your favorite Ernie?
The Sesame Street character.
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Why when people ask for proof of God people reply with: Can you prove he doesn't exist?
Because they're either unaware of the obviously fallacious logic they're using, or they do know and are just dishonest con-people.
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What would you like for your Birthday?
For someone else to feed me grapes and rub my nipples for me.
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If you had to join an established religion, what religion would it be?
I'd make up my own one where I get all the gullible people's money and worship. The difference between me and the people who actually do that is I'm too ethical.
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Can one cheat without feeling guilty?
One can, I can't.
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Do guys care who sees them pee?
I don't, I peed on Stonehenge in front of a gathering of tourists. Yeah, the staff don't let people go right up to the monument any more.
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If in reality there is no God -is everybody really atheist/naturalist even though they may think they are such true-blue theists?
No, people can be deluded and believe whatever, even if their actions speak otherwise.
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Do you worship God? or God!
Neither.
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What level cleric is the Pope?
Over 9000?
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What is a recipe that requires you to add water?
Ice?
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Do you like it rough? (sex)
It's the only way to have it.
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Can you truely be happy about being single for a long time?
Yep.
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Would you ever explore another Religion to find God?
Would you explore several supermarkets for a cereal that doesn't exist?
The answer is no. The claims of supernatural entities have to be proven, then I might be eligible for recruitment, not the other way around.
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Where was your soul before you were born?
The same place it is now: Nowhere. It doesn't exist.
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I think my dog has been stung by fire ants. Is there a remedy?
Ice ants.
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Who/what comes to your mind after reading this................? ?
Fried chicken.
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At what age did you stop having a 'blankey'?
Never had one.
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Where did July go?
It got knocked into next year.
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Is there a skeleton in your closet?
I call him boney.
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Has anyone who you know ever died on your birthday?
No. Maybe next year.
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Sux to be____________?
Dyson.
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Atheists: Simple Question for you all!?
What are your favorite reasons for trolling theists?
False assumption. I never troll. It might be comforting to you to think that the people who disagree with you are "trolling" you, but that doesn't make it true.
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Why can primitive cultures handle public nudity but supposedly enlightened ones can't?
I'm not convinced we as human have yet reached what can be called "enlightenment".
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"God rocks, Religion sucks" what do you think?
No, god is a jealous incompetent mass-murderer, you got religion right though.
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How do you feel when you wave at people?
"Was I even supposed to wave at that person? Were they waving at me or someone behind me? Do I even know them? Probably not. Best just to keep walking and forget this ever happened."
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What should never be explained away with the excuse "It's in beta"?
Why was my flight delayed?
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What if God told you to set yourself on fire and go running through the mall screaming "JESUS LOVES YOU, HE'S GOING TO KILL YOU"?
I'd check myself into the loony bin.
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Who was the last person u said "I love u" to ?
A girl I know from London.
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Why are you an atheist?
I don't find there to be sufficient evidence for mythological beings.
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Name a food that often gets judged at a state fair?
Dog.
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Anyone else atheist?
Yep.
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If you could have a cardboard cut-out of anyone, who would it be?
Myself, then I'd never have to go to work ever again.
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Can you please compare and contrast the Mormon religion with a real religion?
Mormonism is a real religion. It's homophobic, vile, disgusting, corrupt, and controlling, all the qualities of a real religion.
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Have you ever swam with a large animal?
Yes, a fat guy.
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Have you ever wanted to live an Amish life style?
No, such an oppressive way of life is toxic to cultural progression.
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Did the Mormons base their temple architecture on the Emerald City from the Wizard of Oz?
No, they got it from Hogwarts.
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Writers! Character names?
Isaac.
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What is one word you would use to describe Christianity? Why?
Hoax.
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How much of his fortune does Harry Potter actor Daniel Radcliffe spend on Thai ladyboys?
At least 67%, if not more.
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Can you count from 1 to 1,000,000,000,0000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000?
Hypothetically, yeah.
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What do you think the legal drinking age should be?
No it's not a reasonable age! Who would think that?! The age it is here now (18) is fine. Personally I think 16 years, 38 weeks and 4 days should be the age limit. It's just as arbitrary and a bit more fair, in my opinion. Many people start drinking before then anyway.
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POW! Right in the __________!
sperm hole.
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How much faith do you put in Science?
None. It doesn't require faith, it's not a religion. I know it works because I can sense it and test for it, infinitely more reliable than any faith-required structure.
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Would a drag queen be upset to find his daughter dressing in women's clothes?
No.
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What are your thoughts on bikers?
I'm a biker. The person you are describing was irresponsible, and not representative of all bikers. I like bikers, they're more interesting than car drivers, living a bit more on the edge.
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Yesterday was the first time I had to tell someone I am an atheist. It felt kinda akward, but I did alright! Do you remember the first time you had to tell someone that you don't believe? What did that person think/say?
Yes. It was in Romania and in our group of 15, there were 13 Catholics, 1 other christian, and me. We visited a church in the evening after working during the day (their idea, not mine). The nun there told us that we could pray and light candles if we wanted (but only if we were Catholic). The other christian backed out and I did too, saying I was completely non-religious. After the longest,...
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Can you imagine Christianity and Islam actually seeing their similarities instead of their differences?
Not anytime soon.
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You just discovered that you have a grey alien half-brother. What will be your reaction?
He'll probably understand me better than the humans.
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What is your favorite J word?
Juxtapositioning.
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Do you personally know anyone who claimed something than later found out they lied?
How did you feel about them afterwards?
Yes. Not great.
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Has atheism failed you?
It can't. It's a disbelief.
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What does God have planned?
Whatever you imagine he/she has planned.
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Why do people doubt God?
For the exact same reasons people doubt Thor, Zeus, gremlins, or vampires. Gods are mythical beings.
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If you could have personally witnessed one event in history, what would you want to have seen?
The Big Bang.
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What is the difference between atheism ,theism and deism..?
Atheism is non-belief in gods. It is the default position, we are all born atheists. (Not to be confused with Strong Atheism, a "strong" atheist is one who positively asserts or actively denies that "there is no god." Glenn Blaylock made this mistake.)
Theism is the belief in gods.
Deism is the belief in non-intervening gods.
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do think that south park takes it to far?
No.
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Where does Reality end and illusion begin?
Cornwall.
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Why do all Americans hate leprechauns?
Because they're after me lucky charms!!
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What are your thoughts on children who keep their parent's gender a secret?
I would say fair play to them, and wonder how they did it.
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Who thinks 'nother' should become a word?
A combination of the words "none other"? Then yes.
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Is it understandable to want to take gender out of a child's upbringing?
I've never heard of this happening. Can the teachers not... you know... look at the child? That's my immediate thought. If it isn't obvious which gender it is just by looking at it you might notice it going into one of two gender-specific toilets.
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What do you think about a guy shaving/waxing their body hair? Legs, armpits, crotch?
I think it's hot. When we're having sexy times, I don't want to get carpet burn.
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well what is the true purpose of religion?
Control.
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Please tell us why you are interested in applying for this position
Because if I don't apply for the position then I won't get the job. Duh(!)
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What is your favorite kind of book?
Wordy.
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What is your size?
4 inches... don't tell anyone though.
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Will a sagittarius guy act very shy around the person he likes?
Astrology is a load of manure. Some guys born around that time will be and some won't. It doesn't get any simpler than that.
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Do you make people cry?
Only in bed.
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Which name of God do you like the most?
Atlas. There's been tonnes of books using that name.
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Does no one like Asian guys in North America?
Some do, some don't. Don't be a generalizer.
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Wouldn't defining anyone by race be considered racism?
racism –noun - http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/racism
1. a belief or doctrine that inherent differences among the various human races determine cultural or individual achievement, usually involving the idea that one's own race is superior and has the right to rule others.
2. a policy, system of government, etc., based upon or fostering such a doctrine; discrimination.
3....
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What do you like to eat for breakfast the most?
Vodka.
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have you ever been in the penalty box on ab?
Yes. The highly-descriptive explanation they gave was "spam". That's it. One word. No quote of the post that was actually "spam".
I got hold of some AB friends and they got my account active again about 3 days into my 30-day sentence. AB should try getting rid of actual spammers and not go after innocent people who have been dedicated members for years. Just a suggestion.
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Should all people in the United States be required to speak english?
The rednecks of the south won't qualify. Does this mean they'll get deported? I'd like that.
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McDonalds or squirrel?
Squirrel, obviously.
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Do you believe in divine justice? Why or why not?
Wishful thinking.
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Do you react emotionally or you react based on logical thinking?
In any human reaction, the emotional part of your brain lights up about half a second before the logical parts. So an immediate react is based on emotion, I wait a few seconds for the logical one.
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Can you describe your retirement plan in 3 words or less?
I'll be dead.
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What do you think about Facebook purchasing 55% of the internet?
Is that true?
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Do you remember 1992?
No, I was born in 1992.
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Have You Found that People Tend to Underestimate You?
It happens, people make mistakes. This is one I'm happy to correct.
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Do you miss prison?
Never been.
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What are some important things you look for when visiting a new church?
A door.
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Is it easier to skip every stair or walk up every stair?
I usually go up stairs three at a time, or four if I've built up enough momentum. The thing is, the person I'm walking with never joins me on that and I have to wait for them at the top of the stairs. Sometimes I don't wait.
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Regarding only natural disasters, what is the safest U.S. State to live in?
I'd guess Maine.
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What things do you really do in your cubicle?
Squeak the dolphin, if you know what I mean.
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What is a good drug for inexperienced users to begin with?
Catnip
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What drug are you addicted to right now?
Love... and marijuana.
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whats the secret ingredient
Protractors.
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Do you enjoy provoking an argument?
No, I enjoy other people do the provoking, then I get the pleasure of baffling them with logic.
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What is your opinion of Buddhism?
I like it better than most religions.
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Do you ever check your e-mail anymore?
Yes, sometimes I prefer old-fashioned email to communicate as opposed to tweets, facebook messages, comments and so-fourth.
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Religion can't be proven, so isn't it mythology?
What's the difference?
The stories are mythology, the system of beliefs is religion.
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How often do storms in your area affect your Internet connection?
Never.
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Do hit counters remind you how public the Internet really is?
I know the internet is public. I don't need a number to remind me of that.
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Can someone have peace with themselves without the God in there lives?
I'm living proof of this.
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I have bought a voodoo doll in haiti. she supposed to bring luck but I think it brought the opposite.
Try being a little more rational. It's a doll, it's not magic. Find the real problems in your life, and stop blaming "magic" inanimate objects. You know better, so do better.
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What is the difference between you and GOD?
I exist.
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I feel comfortable sleeping with a bra on. Do any of you?
Haven't tried it yet, but I'm open to new experiences.
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How would you react if you someone fresh poo found in their sundae at McDonald's?
I would think I was in Burger King.
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Is there anyone who is anti-fireworks or am I the only one?
You're not the only one, but I'm not joining you.
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Why do Brits hate Aussi's so much?
Because they generalize them into Aussi-haters.
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Believers, do you feel that you have common sense?
Believers in what? I believe in lots of things, and don't believe in other things.
Either way I think I have common sense, enough to know that whomever you ask I think you'll get an affirmative answer, unless they're a self-depreciating person.
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Yesterday I worked for over 20 hours on the clock, which is my longest work day ever so far. What's yours?
36 hours. I rewarded myself by tussling the flamingo, if you know what I mean. ;)
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Do you ask questions and then immediately follow with your answer to them? I do! ^_^
No, I rarely ask questions if I already know the answer, or if it's an opinion-based question, I usually ask because I don't know enough about the topic and want to see what others' think.
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Do you like thinking?
It blows my mind.
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Who can tell a one word tale?
OnceuponatimetherewasalittlegirlnamedGoldilocksShewentforawalkintheforestPrettysoonshecameuponahouseSheknockedandwhennooneansweredshewalkedrightinAtthetableinthekitchentherewerethreebowlsofporridgeGoldilockswashungryShetastedtheporridgefromthefirstbowlThisporridgeistoohotsheexclaimedSoshetastedtheporridgefromthesecondbowlThisporridgeistoocoldshesaidSoshetastedthelastbowlofporridgeAhhhthisporrid...
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What things do you not like to touch?
Cacti.
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A sparrow keeps coming to my window and chirping at me every day. He even sits nose to nose with me and doesn't fly away. Is it a spirit?
No, it's a sparrow.
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Twisty, clicky, or cap pens?
Clicky!
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How do I go about "respecting" others' religions?
"Respect my religion" means "If we try to get laws passed based on our religious bias, just let us do that regardless of the damage."
Religion hasn't earned my respect, far from it.
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will you get lucky tonight?
Thrice.
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whats the closest time you ever came to death?
12:18pm, Saturday 26th February 2011.
Motorcycle crash.
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Is the gospel a failure?
The gospel succeeded in arranging the flock, people gives the flock enemies and they do the people's bidding. So much damage I don't think we'll ever recover.
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Its bird! No its a plane! No its _____________
A Frisbee.
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What should I grill this weekend?
Your meat balls.
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What is at the end of space?
Another universe, just like this one, except everything is cowboy themed.
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What is your way of impressing someone?
I don't impress anyone.
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When in doubt, just ________
Dance.
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Which way is REALLY down?
It's something we made up. Down changes according to where you are on Earth. Here down points towards New Zealand, and in New Zealand down points towards us.
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What is the good of wasting time?
Podcasting.
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Be honest, do all of your pillows match?
Every single one! I only have one though.
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Do you believe in penguins? Have you ever seen one?
Yes, yes. Belfast zoo, probably about 2001.
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Remember kaleidoscopes??? You might find this fun...Move your cursor:) Enjoy.
Watching this makes me higher than petrol prices.
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Who may remind you of the Devil?
Elmo
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Is someone invading your personal space right now?
I wish.
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You did annoy me. Are you happy now?
Ecstatic.
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I respect atheists right not to believe in God. But why spend a lifetime arguing and fighting about something you don't believe exists?
*Sigh* This again.
Imagine the majority of people believed in Thor. They have the delusion of the moral high ground, they make laws based on their beliefs, they try to get Thor's teachings pushed in schools, and they are generally ignorant of science and logic. Because of their beliefs, you can't buy alcohol on Sundays or marry the person you love, but above all the Thor-believers promote a...
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What makes a person to doubt God ?
The same things that make a person doubt Santa Claus.
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What's the most powerful weapon ever created?
Irrational thinking.
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Describe your mental state (mood) in one word right now!
Erotic.
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do you have any weird bones in your body?
Only in my pants.
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Spiritually asking: Do you believe God only takes away that which is not good for us :)?
Spiritually speaking, you can make up any crap you want. Spirituality is empathically-driven, therefore anything you feel is valid "spiritually speaking".
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What's the most fun thing you've ever eaten?
Glue.
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True or False: You eat 'fast food' too often?
False, I never eat it except for Subway, which is healthy.
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What do you do about people who insist that they are morally superior to you?
Murder them. :)
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There is conflict between ____________ and ___________ .
Bacon and eggs.
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Why should we, as a species, continue to reproduce? What purpose do we have on this planet?
We make our own purpose.
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Can you tell me a cultural reference that I wouldn't understand?
No because we both live in the UK.
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What would you say to a person that you hypothetically live with that does this?
I wouldn't say anything, I'd just hit them with a slippery fish every time they did it. They'll catch on eventually.
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What is your favorite G word?
Gyromancy
From Dictionary.com: 1550s, "a method of divination by walking in a circle till the person falls down from dizziness, the inference being drawn from the place in the circle at which he fell," from M.L. gyromantia , from Gk. gyyros "circle" + manteia "divination, oracle" (see -mancy).
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What do you do when your brain's connection has timed out?
Die.
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The younger generation is ___________?
doomed.
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What is your idea of Norwegian people? What are they like?
I was in Norway in 2008. They are hard-working individuals who know how to party, but above all, they are sexy.
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I am going on a Yoga vacation this weekend to ................. ?
Russia.
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What would you do if, a relative, you didn't like, died, and left you a lot of money?
Pretend to be sad and then take a trip to Thorpe Park immediately after.
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Did Satan put all the green cheese on the moon to test people's faith?
Of course. How would you explain the green cheese on the moon(?)
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Are you good at inventing words?
I detender so.
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What are you studying in English at the moment?
I don't need to study English. Me is smart.
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Do you want to rock and roll all night, and party every day?
I imagine I'd get tired after about 20 years of that lifestyle.
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What does a glacier leave behind?
Its wallet. It's a forgetful geological construct.
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What keeps you away from church?
P.s everyone is welcome but DO NOT GET RUDE OR INSULTIVE.
Thanks
We have vastly-differing opinions, that goes for all churches I've ever known.
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What profession do you have no tolerance for them making mistakes?
Lion Tamer.
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Is there any real solid evidence that ghosts are real
I haven't seen any.
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My girlfriend of 10 months says she is bi and wants a threesome with another girl. What should I do?
Celebrate.
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Non-religious people, what is your opinion on suicide?
People should be allowed to end their lives, but it is a tragedy and they should talk to someone before the act.
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What if God takes away Free Will from us?
If that happened then you'd just be asking the same sort of questions everyday and not really learning what people are telling you. Oh wait...
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Why do I wake up with scratch marks on my face?
You're sleeping in a hedge.
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Just how hardcore are you ?
I'd quite like to learn how to sew. Pretty effing hardcore.
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When do you feel like you are being lectured on Facebook?
Never.
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Are religious people more happy than non-religious people?
I don't know but in my experience non-religious people tend to be happier.
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Would you eat dog?
I would.
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Do you think `idiots, insane people, and/or criminals` should have the right to vote?
Of course, who would be left to vote?
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What was your WORST child-hood fear?
Hell.
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Does Faith in God deter one from cheating?
No more or less so than a lack of faith.
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The 4th of July is coming up, how will you spend it?
Nothing special.
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What made you believe in God?
Good old-fashioned childhood indoctrination.
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Has there ever been a bank robbery in your town?
Not that I recall. Maybe I'll do one just to break the pattern.
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If you were in charge, what will you do to prevent unemployment among your people?
Hire everyone who doesn't have a job as my personal jester. What would I do with a million jesters? Make a jester pyramid for my own amusement, of course! It's a wonder I'm not Prime Minister.
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If I say (in my heart) 'that there is no God' -psalm 14:1- ..How does that make me a fool?
It's a manipulation tactic. "You're not a fool, are you? You know fools don't believe in god. Come join our religion!" Works best on children and those with simple minds.
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This is a statement, not a question. Do not answer this...
Fair enough.
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If a contestant managed to answer every question on Jeopardy, how much money would he/she win?
Lots.
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What do you do when you're exhausted?
All I can do; lie on the floor and try to recover.
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Guys: When your body and privates are touched by a lady, how does it make you feel?
I wouldn't know.
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Evolution Or Creation? Which is the most plausible? Moral?
One is backed up by real science and the other is a handed-down myth from ages past. The one more plausible is the former. As for moral, I don't see how morality comes into this particular ball park.
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What receipts would you never want to leave lying around your house? Why?
Receipts for sexy garments.
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At what age is a person considered to be old?
26
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What would I need to draw you out ?
Vodka.
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how do you fit 6 million jews in a wolksvagen beetle
You poke 'em on?
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Everyone remembers their first car but do you remember your second?
I'm still driving my first car.
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Do you have to take your clothes off to have a good time?
No, but it definitely helps, if it's not too cold.
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What's the best advertising slogan that could also be misconstrued as a sexual innuendo?
I'm Loving It. - Mickey D's
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What is your favorite television show or series??
South Park.
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When should a teenager be spanked?
Only if their kinky mind desires it.
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Why are there so many people that ask strangers if they are pretty?
What? I've never heard of this at all.
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Is life too easy for you?
Never.
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Is it right to teach children to sing songs like "I love you, Jesus... deep down in my heart"? What if they don't care about or love Jesus?
Absolutely not. I was forced to attend a crazy church and a religion-endorsing school. Both places forced children to sing songs they didn't want to sing, all for the sake of "Aww, isn't that cute, little kids singing about Jesus." Any attempt to leave yourself out of it was met with adults telling you to "shut up and sing louder." It's disgusting and brainwashing.
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Harold Camping, the Doomsday radio preacher has been hospitalized with a stroke. Is his God now punishing him?
No, lots of people have strokes. It just happens.
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I have to write a speech to tempt ethnic minorities to go to the Oxbridge Universities(creative writing task)Really hard! Any ideas?
Threaten them.
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If you could change one thing about life, what would it be?
The Human mind.
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Guys: Do models attract you?
Porn models, indubitably.
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Can an animal commit a crime and still get away with it?
Yep. Humans are animals and they get away with crimes all the time.
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Do you give your absolute,100%,in all that you do?
No. Too tired sometimes.
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Why do most people hate mornings?
I'm with you, I love mornings, but I can see why some people would not like them. They have to get out of bed, which is hard sometimes because bed is comfy. They have to put in a full day's work before they can relax again (for some people). Maybe they're just hungover every morning.
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Do you agree with most things on the internet?
The internet is so diverse I don't know how one can go about defining what "most things" means. I've only seen a small percentage of what's online and I've been on the internet for years.
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To who are you the most empathetic?
Other people like me.
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Which sect of Christianity is the most correct?
They're all as wrong as each other.
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Is truthfulness a virtue?
Yes, but I could be lying.
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Where is the foundation for your beliefs? How strong is that foundation?
Reality. Strong as Diamond.
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How many Gods do you believe there are in the Christian religion? Does it depend on which branch of Christianity to you?
As many or as little as you want. That's the thing about religion: Anything goes, it's all up to your imagination.
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Would you have a drink in a bar that had only a bar counter and 3 stools?
Yeah. Make mine a double.
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In your house do you prefer to talk to each other or just message each other on facebook?
At the moment I live with my brother. I'm not friends with him on facebook.
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What's the most unattractive quality in an individual?
Evil.
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Sarcastic people are amazing because - ?
they make me laugh.
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What has psychologically harmed you?
Religion.
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Tasteless, unhealthy, why Mc Donald food has so much success all over the world??
Because people are idiots.
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I am going to elect a president of Antarctica. Who is interested in running?
I could promise a bunch of stuff and then not do any of them if that helps.
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Is it the police's duty to stamp out potty-mouthed people on our streets?
Absolutely not.
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Why do people ask a question then go into a rage if you don't think like they do. Why so angry?
Perhaps they just let their emotions get ahead of them, it's a problem a lot of people have. It's irrational, yes, but I'm sure we've all done something like that at some stage.
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"So, what's wrong with the Mormon Church?"
Everything except the community aspects, some of their family values, and whatever good they do (if any).
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IF I could show you how to make energy virtually for free
You can't make energy. Energy cannot be created or destroyed, only converted from one form to another.
To answer the question: Sure.
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Do people often misinterpret the look you have on your face?
People misinterpret me all the time, and I always explain to them that they're reading into things that aren't there.
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Are you scared of death? Why or why not?
No. No reason to be afraid.
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Do you ( as I do ) wonder why Harold Camping has not been arrested for fraud?
No, fraud that takes a religious form is perfectly legal (and maybe sometimes endorsed).
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ATHEISTS: Do you ever get scared of the Fact that you might be wrong about God?
Never.
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I want to start running?
I load my iPod up with a lot of podcasts and other spoken-word material for the journey. I like podcasts that make me laugh and make me think, as I run through the Northern Irish countryside like a loon.
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Would anyone notice if you were gone?
A few people. They will be missed when I do leave, well... some of them.
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LOOK AROUND YOU! Can you honestly say that there is anything that we all are? Any two things? Any three things? Explain?
Matter.
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Does Evolution want to say that the life doesn`t have any purpose ?
Evolution makes no claim on what the purpose to life is, that's something you have to find out on your own, or if you're too lazy, you can find a church to try to find out for you. Their version is always so self-endorsing though.
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What would you say if I told you that when I first met you,I thought you were a total perv ?
I'd compliment you on your honesty and the size of your breasts.
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What was the greatest influence in your life( parents, a relative, a friend, education, trauma, a masterly teacher, religion etc)?
Discovering myself.
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Isn't it always after midnight?
Yes, just like it's always after labour day.
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Do you have any delusions you believe in?
If I knew they were delusions I would not believe them.
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How many virgins do you know?
23. Naturally it's the first question I ask any time I meet someone.
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What's the quickest way to lose five pounds?
Go to the shops and spend it on junkfood.
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If someone held a gun to your head and asked if you believe in God would you....
What kind of choices are these?! I'd say no, but why would I be ashamed? There's nothing shameful is disbelieving in the mythical.
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Which is worse: Being stuck next to a talkative evangelist or politician?
They're as bad as each other.
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Just how irresistible are you ?
I'm resistible.
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Why does Rudolph have a red nose?
Birth defect.
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Can you pray to Allah, Jesus Christ, and Jehovah? Is it cool to do that?
It makes the same amount of sense as praying to any one of them. So go ahead.
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AB staff...just pricks?
That's a bit harsh, but they could do a better job of not penalty boxing people.
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Is deity really supposed to be worshipped?
How else are they to build their ego?
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Men Only: Have you ever tried to walk, in ladies high heels? Just to see, if you can?
I have really big feet, that wouldn't end well.
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Nowadays, is it still rude to ask someone their age?
No, unless the answer is something they're ashamed of.
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It's my friend's birthday soon. I have a budget of £5 (yeah I'm a cheap skate) Any ideas?
A piece of fruit and a hug. You'll still have enough money left over for a bigger better gift for yourself for being such a thoughtful friend.
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Justin Bieber has ten million twitter fans. Is this a status symbol? Does having more twitterers mean you're betterer than otherers?
This is like thinking having a faster shinier car makes you better than other people. It doesn't, but thinking it does makes you more arrogant that most people.
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My dad & BF are friends on facebook. He just called to tell my BF he does not like him using the F word on his page, & told him to take it down or he would turn him in to facebook. How can I tell my dad it's JUST FACEBOOK or should I just leave it alone?
I'd tell him to fuck off. If he can't handle 'bad language' he should stay off facebook and just watch Cbeebies, this is the real world and these words are words we use.
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What word rhymes with personas?
Dramas.
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If you don't, why don't you follow a religion?
The very idea of religion is fundamentally flawed. The rules of a religion have to be unchanging and absolute to be considered valid, right? Well you'd think but all the major religions we know today are watered-down versions of older religions. The "unchanging" and "Absolute" rules of the religions change to survive with the culture they are in. They evolve.
To counter this religionists may...
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Have you ever eaten Bananas and honey?
No, sounds like it'd make me sick though.
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What if you're the person your parents warn you about and your friends aren't?
Then there's no problem with you hanging out with those friends.
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Can you explain the meaning of your avatar?
It's me.
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Does Jesus ever get horny..?
Oh yes, he was a Sadomasochist, that's why he let them hang him on the cross. :)
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Who win in a fair fight. Jesus or Superman?
Superman.
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Which side is the right side of a yoga mat?
The starboard side.
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Mother is pregnant for the sixth time... What should be the girl's name?
Especially if the other children are named Sunshine, Snow, Thunder, Windy, and Overcast.
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What is something for which you would wait in line?
Train ticket.
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For a baby boy what name do you prefer......William Robert, Billy Bob, Bubba Joe, or Jim Dandy? Serious answers only please.
Billy Bob.
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Atheism is a faith based belief?
Atheism isn't faith-based nor is it a belief. It's a rationality-based disbelief.
"For one to deny that God exists is based on faith just as other religions."
Wrong. Atheism is not strict denial of gods, that's Gnostic Atheism, a sub-group of atheism. Atheism in itself is just a disbelief in gods, which is just as reasonable and rational as a disbelief in the invisible pink unicorn. I...
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what is IKEA?
A store you can sleep in after a heavy night of drinking, as long as the staff don't notice.
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What is a good name for my rocking chair store?
"The Shoe Shop", it'll confuse people if nothing else.
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Should i learn the cello? Is it worth my time?
Yes, it's a very good-sounding instrument.
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What do you think people are in denial about? Do you think they'll ever wake up? Or remain wilfully ignorant forever?
Reality. Some of them will wake up, some won't.
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Are you your own boss?
I wish.
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Would you vote for a candidate who promised to dedicate all resources to discovering some "ultimate power" and becoming a god?
No, I wouldn't vote for anyone who belongs in an insane asylum.
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Cannibalism: Gross, inhuman and defiling, or a commendable example of "waste not, want not"?
If the victim died specifically to fill your belly then it's immoral and you should sit in the corner for a while, but if the victim died of something else then it's simple recycling.
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Have you ever dated an insanely jealous person? Is it dangerous to date this type of person?
No. Yes.
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What do you wish people would put their faith in?
I wish people would get rid of faith and adopt critical thinking instead.
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What are you confused about when it comes to religion?
Why it's so popular. How some people can go through their lives beyond the age of 12 and not come to the conclusion that it's mythical. How some people can't see through it and recognize it for what it is. How some people can condemn a religion that is pretty much the same across the world but in the same breath promote their own. How some people can think that they just so-happened to be born...
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Have you ever been scared to renounce a religion?
Yes, but it was the most freeing thing I've ever done. I was a child at the time and was scared of everything. Scared of Hell, the devil, getting lost, drowning, falling from a big height, getting kit by a car, snakes (even I live in Ireland) and many other things. When I finally came to the conclusion that religion is as mythical as Santa, all fear went away and I was liberated from my...
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How do you control a control freak?
Go against their wishes.
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When do you truly appreciate smalltalk?
Never.
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My friend is putting together a rock band and wants to call it the FULL DIAPER.
What's wrong with that? I like it.
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You know are a control freak when . . . ?
You try to dictate what other people are doing with their bodies.
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Do Atheists believe in sin?
No. Sin is a concept created to make religious people to feel guilty about things they shouldn't feel guilty for, another method of controlling people. A good conman knows "Create the problem, sell the solution", in this case the problem is "sin" and the solution is religion.
This does not mean that atheists don't believe in morals.
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One of your scars, how did you get?
I feel off my motorbike in front of a barber's shop, the employees of which called an ambulance. That was on Saturday 26th February at 12:20pm.
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Michael Jackson is _______?
no longer.
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Can you dance like Shakira?
I can't shake my body like she can.
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Where would you rather live? City or Farm?
City. I like the hussel and bussel.
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Do you have a boring, run-of-the-mill first or last name, or a less common one, or even one with a little zing to it?
I got one with Zing. All the Zing anyone could want, which is good because I don't like boring names.
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What is something you really enjoy having someone else do for you even though you could do it yourself?
Pleasure me.
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Just curious...what ethnicity do you think this person is?
Well she's clearly deranged. I'm kidding, she looks Bulgarian.
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What is the reason of this miracle: The great majority of French Women's groin areas smell like lilac?
Because each and every French adult female gets a visit from the vagina fairies every few weeks, who will sprinkle the vaginal region with magic dust for their sexual partner's smelling pleasure. ;)
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Answer to:
Hey cartoon fans, Tell me your favorite Cartoon series?
South Park.
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If you had to pick one "type" of art, throughout all of history, as your favorite, what would it be?
Parkour.
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Do you use or have you ever used MSM?
I don't recall using any Methylsulfonylmethane, but I could be wrong.
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What are you ignorant about?
Flagged as duplicate.
http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/2458768
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Do you think that if people could read your mind that they would be appalled?
People are appalled enough by what I say and write, to think how offended they would be before I filter it... it'd be madness!
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Whats your favorite flavor?
Parprika.
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Do you let your 20 year old son who lives at home works and go to college part time stay out all night when he wants too.
"Let"? You don't control other adults, and that's what this man is. He should leave home and find his own place, but be aware that he's going to do what he wants to do regardless of what "rules" you try to enforce.
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Do you think it is wrong to sleep naked?
Wonderful! Especially if you do it with other people.
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What amount of ransom do you think your worth?
About the price of a bucket. Not a big bucket, let's not get ahead of ourselves, but at the same time don't sell me short. The bucket shouldn't have any dents or holes in it, it should be a fully functioning bucket!
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Should divorce/remarriage be condemned or punished?
No.
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You buy a big bottle of shampoo but don't like it. What is a responsible way to get rid of it?
Use it as lubricant.
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Since many ancient gods were planets, is it possible that many of their stories (including Creation) were based on cosmic events?
Yes.
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Does the second law of Thermodynamics support Christian's argument for god?
No.
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Have you ever had chicken for a meal and what was your reaction to it?
I have a lot of chicken, and I like it.
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If you had a relative or friend who always talked about God around you, how would you respond?
I would correct any claims they made. Eventually they'd most likely stop wanting to talk to someone who challenged their views.
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Elian probably doesn`t know __________________!
the difference between alternating and direct current!
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Do you think that space is endless? or it eventually stops?
There's a tollbooth at the end where you have to show your passport and an underpaid working class citizen with a moustache looks at your photo and internally judges you, then he asks if you're carrying any fruit.
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When will Facebook close down or start charging?
Neither.
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Evolution vs creationism or Evolution vs intelligent design?
Creationism = Intelligent Design. They had to dishonestly change the name because creationism wasn't allowed to be taught in science class.
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Other than the fact that it has been asked a zillion times, does this question offend you..."what is your favorite color?" If so, why so?
It will take a LOT more than that to offend me.
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Newton was a Christian. Does this mean that Atheists don't support his theories and laws?
No. Just because they're wrong about one thing does not mean they're wrong about everything.
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What's the difference between Harold Camping and Bernie Madoff? They both bilked people out of their savings, yet one is free as a bird?
One of them conned people within the law.
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You're Okay in my book except for ____________ ?
your alternate personality.
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Nice adjectives beginning with 'K'?
Kynurenic.
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i accidently walk in on you in the shower,,how do you react?? by the way..im impressed
I'm flattered and you're easily impressed. I'd give you a big wet naked hug!
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who believes the Westboro baptist church should be stopped?
I don't. If we "stop" them, then do we stop all religionists who are loony? What religions would be left?!
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Can the planet support 7 billion people? There's 6.9 billion now and by the end of the year they estimate we'll hit 7 billion people.
For now. The population will keep increasing until it's "too many", then we'll just nuke China and that'll take care of the problem for a while. Nuke France too, not for any specific reason though.
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If you were close to death and made a full recovery, would you believe in God?
No.
If people getting close to death and making a full recovery is proof of any gods, then logically people getting close to death and dying is disproof of the same gods. You can't have a claim both proved and disproved in the same reality, therefore it's invalid proof.
Also I would be aware that it's science, doctors and nurses doing the healing. No supernatural entities required.
One more...
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Who is the Patron Saint of erectile dysfunction?
Try Saint Fiacre, he's the saint of general genital stuff.
And now time for a game!
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How comfortable are you with nudity?
There's nothing to be uncomfortable about. Let it hang and breeze freely in the wind. :D
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Disney is to blame for ________________?
a lot of rubbish television, and also responsible for a lot of good movies.
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Wheres the weirdest place you've ever slept?
In a tent in the Transylvanian wilderness during a lightning storm in August 2009.
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The book of Joshua isn't in the Torah. Joshua isn't Jesus (nor translated Jesus). But Joshua is the Mossiah, that followed Moses and led his following into the Promised land!
Do you have a question?
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If you were to dye your hair a different color what color would it be? why?
Electric blue.
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Minecraft Problem: What do I do with saplings?
Everything you need to know: http://www.minecraftwiki.net/wiki/Saplings
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What do geeks hate?
Runtime errors.
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I want to hike on an edge of a volcano, would you like to join me?
I would love to! When do we leave?
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Without Oprah where can we get free stuff?
Other people's homes! :D
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Have you ever used the phrase "I don't mind the wind, but the rain..."?
I like the rain, and sometimes the wind if I have clothes on and I'm not too cold.
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Can you define a very deep kiss in a pair of words?
"Throat licking"
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My son is a Mormon, I was thinking of sedating him this weekend. Than having him Baptized in a Christian church? Thoughts???
You don't have to sedate him, just invite a pastor or priest over for dinner and let him "accidentally" spill some "water" on him. If your denomination requires a full bath of water and for the victim to be dunked as brought out again, this can be simply by inviting him to go swimming and getting the pastor to do a "life guard thing" on him. He'll never know a thing. ;)
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Is Harold Camping really any different from any other Christian ?
No, he isn't really that different. He just made a claim that could be demonstrated to be false, and he got laughed at. That's why religion makes as few testable claims as possible and only really sticks to the woo-ey untestable claims.
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Is it possible to be a former Atheist?
Yes. All theists are former atheists.
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What do you think of the attempt of eliminating religion altogether from the planet?
What attempt? Sure, eliminating religion would be fine, but that's not what I and atheist groups I associate with primarily want. I want people to think for themselves and not relay on a pastor, priest or inner voices telling them what to think or do. Religion being virtually eliminated is a byproduct.
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It's been raining on and off all day here, what's it like where you are?
More windy than I have ever experienced, and last night it rained so much our road became a river.
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Complete this sentence: There's nothing I hate more than ____________________.
Irrationality.
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What is the most boring thing you can remember?
Church. 3 and a half hours a week, about 9 years of forced attendance against my will.
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How can a perfect God be morally worse than you?
He cannot. Therefore either:
a. God isn't perfect
b. God doesn't exist, or
c. Both.
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How old do you think is the Universe?
About 14 billion years old.
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What's your favorite kind of cheese?
Dubliner cheese.
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Do you care what people think of you?
Usually I'd say "Believe me or don't believe me, I don't really care, it's up to you."
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Agree or disagree - Truth is truth, and it can neither be proven nor disproven. It simply is!
Disagree, truth can sometimes be proven. Perhaps your definition for 'proof' is set to an extremely high standard so nothing counts as proof or disproof.
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Hurry guys! I need a smart/funny response?
"Throw in a prostate exam and some spinal surgery and you got a deal!"
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What are you wearing at this exact moment?
Ushanka, jacket, t-shirt, jeans, socks, shoes, briefs. Yes briefs. Not boxers. Briefs are more awesome.
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What movie would you want to watch with me? :)
Whatever is on.
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Why do you or don't you believe Heaven exists?
For the same reason I don't believe in Valhalla or Asgard. I will not be bribed into believing something, especially something unknowable and untestable.
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What do you do when you're angry?
I usually forget what I'm angry about in two minutes, then I'm like "What was I angry about? Oh yeah, it was that thing! Grrr." I'm an easily distracted individual.
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Does anyone remember freedom of speech?
The what now?
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Do you think you could live as a polygamist?
Yeah! Sounds like my kind of thing.
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Do you bother god?
I cannot bother what does not exist.
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What kind of God do you believe is a terrorist? What kind of God do you believe is not a terrorist?
I don't believe in any gods.
It seems here that theists like to blame acts that would be "god's" actions on people, but when anything good happen it's god's miracles at work.
Something good= god's work. Something bad= people/Satan. Double standards all around!
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Do you give God, The Holy Spirit, thanks for giving you life?
No, but then I don't thank Santa Claus for visiting me and giving me presents each christmas either.
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Once Saved always Saved? Do you believe this is true?
Saved from what?
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Better schooling system for someone with social anxiety: private school or internet school?
I'd say internet, but if I was in Internet school I'd constantly get distracted by YouTube, twitter, Answerbag and... ahem... other cyber escapades.
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Why are people so unnecessarily hostile on the Internet?
I think it's because they're lives aren't going so well and they need an outlet to vent. I wouldn't know though.
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SHORT STORY: INVOLVES A YOUNG BOY WHO THROWS A MESSAGE IN A BOTTLE, THEN 20 YEARS LATER, HIS FUTURE WIFE FINDS IT...WHAT CAN THE MESSAGE BE?
"Please recycle this bottle, like I should have."
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If Heaven exists I think excluding non-believers is illlogical. That would prove the existence of a Loving God would it not?
It would be evidence, sure.
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Did you know getting pregnant via a rape is just like getting a flat tire? You should plan for it if you are a woman.
How does one 'prepare' for rape? That's what I'd like to know.
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Can you be in the middle of atheist and theist? It there a word for that? Don't say agnostic!
Do you believe in gods? If you answer any form of yes, then you're a theist. If you answered any form of no, you're an atheist. If you can't decide weather or not there is, then you don't actively believe in a god or gods and are therefore an atheist. Some people might not like that because of the stigma that the word atheist has, but that's too bad.
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Answer to:
What is the yearly salary of a tattoo artist?
Finally, an Answerbag Staff question that isn't absolutely terrible.
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What do you NOT want to find in your bed?
Urine.
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Would you work for minimum wage? Could you live on this amount of money?
I don't have a family or a car to look after, so I could if I worked a lot of hours.
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Are you sad Oprah is signing off Wednesday?
I don't care.
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"Tall is beautiful"Are you agree?
Height doesn't have to come into it.
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Do you LOVE satan?? And do you think he LOVE'S you???
No, I only love beings that exist in reality.
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Do you where your under garments (underwear, panties, bras) when you wear your clothes or do you wear nothing under your clothes
I wear briefs, they are superior.
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Does your underwear always match? Do you wear a specific colour of underwear for specific clothes? Why?
No. No.
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What is the best snack food you have ever eaten?
Steak.
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What sound are you really sick of hearing?
People making claims without evidence.
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COULD WE ALL SHUT UP?
NEVER!
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What do you wear to a dinner at the White House?
Absolutely nothing.
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Where is a good place to start swinging in N.J.?
The tennis courts.
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It will be awarded who knows this: In which hand of mine I hold the dollars now?
Neither, you're holding the dollars in your left foot between your two biggest toes.
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What religions practice shunning?
All major religions have denominations that shun, Mormonism being the best at it, I think.
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How do creationists explain dinosaurs?
They don't.
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Are you a backyard farmer?
We have fungi, does that count?
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About the Predicted "End of the World", Yesterday, is it Still too Early to Say that we "Dodged a Bullet"?
There was nothing to dodge.
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Well, did the world end?
Not this one.
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I don't believe in abortion, unless you have very very good excuse. Do you believe in abortion and what reasons would you except for someone having a abortion?
Yes. It is the woman's choice to do what she wants with her body.
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What are you not phased by at all?
Clowns.
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Do you think it's foolish to donate money to religious organizations? Why or why not?
Churches have tax-exempt status, take in more money that most industries, pastors live in huge mansions and drive expensive cars, and people are wondering if they need more?! It is indeed foolish, AG.
If you want to donate to charitable organizations, my advice is to donate to people who don't want to preach their dogma as they do it, who don't spend it on themselves, and waste a considerable...
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Do you believe that cults don't want "stupid people"?
Virtually anyone will do.
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Are you having a techno party by yourself?
How did you know?
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why do humans think they are the smartest animal? other animals do not destroy the planet.
We're the only animals who are capable of destroying the planet because of our "intelligence".
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Answer to:
So, what was the weather like at 6 p.m. your time today (May 21, 2011)?
Rain. As always.
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Do you think the Rapture did not occurred today because we are one year off since the was no year zero ?
No.
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What would you do if I gave you 5,000 Dongs ?
I wouldn't exchange it, there's not much I can do with 14p. I'd keep it and remember the good times I had donging people.
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it's 1:00 pm , do you know where your rapture is ?
Probably out taking a piddle.
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How do I convert square feet to cubic meters?
*facepalm* Another highly-enlightening and thought-provoking question from the Answerbag Staff. You can't convert them.
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ok .. who took my guitar pick?
The guitar pick goblins.
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What would you choose to be your last meal?
Invisibility potion.
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What do you believe will happen on May 21, 2011?
It's already May 21 here, although early. I can confirm that I did not get raptured. Maybe the rapture isn't happening, or maybe I'm just a filthy, filthy sinner.
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What's The Best Way To Calm Yourself Down Quickly?
Weed.
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Do you think AB controlling content is a bit weird?
Yes. I was to be given a 28-day suspension for "spam", despite the fact I never spammed anyone and no posts were linked to prove this claim.
They don't seem to want to get rid of real spammers, but they'll happily get rid of real content-providers on their site. Sad, really.
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What is the most effeminate name for a boy?
Hiliary.
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How do you get off the phone with someone who talks 4ever on the phone and keeps cutting in everytime you try to speak to say bye or g2g?
"Sorry, I gotta go... uhhh... Earthquake." They'll never suspect a thing. ;)
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How do I prove I am a genius to everyone else? Because I am.
If you were a genius you'd already know the answer.
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Why do you always wait till the last minute?
Because I couldn't do it before and now there's not enough time.
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Did you messure that in inches or meters?
Metres. I'm European.
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Do you believe in the after life?
Cease to exist, like when before you were born.
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Do you believe-God upsets our plans only to set up His plan for us?
No.
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Why do you try?
Because life would be pretty boring if I didn't. Gotta do something while I'm here on this big blue ball.
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In ounces, what is 100 grams?
100 grams = 3.52739619 ounces
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why do people act weird!!!?
Nothing is "normal". Normal is an illusion, everything is to varying degrees of weird.
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Can you think of something that is cheesy ?
Dubliner cheese.
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What do you think will happen May 21st?
Nothing rapture-like. Just another Saturday on Planet Earth.
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Do you think black women and white men make weird couples?
Not any more or less weird than any other ethnic combination.
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Is a peak in RELIGION always just a crisis away?
Yes. Church services went up after 9/11. People look for religion and false hope when they're scared and emotional.
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Will Atheism skyrocket on May 22, 2011?
I think a few people will come to terms with reality, but I think most of them will just rationalize it somehow.
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What's a good color for someone who's smart?
Oh! I know all about this!
Seven!
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Did you know tomorrow is pantless Tuesday on AB ?
Every Tuesday is pantless Tuesday!
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Who's being raptured on May 21? If so, can I have your stuff???
I'll be here on Hell-Earth, fighting off demons.
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How can you tell me your name secretly? Then what is it?
Have a wild guess.
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Why does society have a problem with people being single?
I haven't noticed this.
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Why did you decide to be an Atheist?
It wasn't a conscious choice. I didn't even know of the word 'atheist' at that time. During my childhood indoctrination into Protestant-christianity, I wondered what if the Hindus were right, and I wondered if I was born in India I might have been raised Hindu and not christian and I would not have known of god, and therefore my christian upbringing, and therefore my philosophy on life is...
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Is faith superior to reason?
Absolutely not.
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How often do you challenge your faith?
I don't have any faith.
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How many of you guys can't tie a tie?
I had to learn how to tie a tie, we wore them as part of our uniform in school. Also is useful for bondage.
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What is your definition of 'fake'?
Not legitimate.
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Baby saven by bone marrow operation by Israeli surgeon; Palistinian
mom hopes he grows-up to be suicide bomber.What are your thoughts?
That's irrationality for you.
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Remedy for stupidity?
Education, and lots of it. Hopefully that'll do.
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do you like stand up comedy?? if so what are your favorite jokes: sex,,black people,white people,,yo mama
I do enjoy stand-up comedy.
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What would you miss if you lived abroad?
I can't think of anything. I'm moving to Scotland next September so I guess I'll find out.
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Strawberries anyone?
Yay!
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Has reading a book ever changed your life?
Which one and why, if the answer is yes?
The Bible. Nothing has ever made me so sure that the Abrahamic religions are utterly cow pat. I mean seriously, people believe this multi-self-contradicting, ridiculous dogma?! How absurd.
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What puts you in a thinking mood?
Water. Either if I'm having a shower, having a swim, walking around in the rain, listening to rain, drinking a glass of water, it's always water that gets my juices flowing, figuratively speaking.
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Do you think you will still be listening to the same music twenty years from now?
No, where the music industry is in 5 years time, yet alone 20, is completely unpredictable.
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Is it raining a lot where you live?
Northern Ireland is famous for two things: Terrorism and bad weather.
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What do you do if you're caught between two warring factions?
Wave the white flag, then kill them all.
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Would you let your daughter date someone of a different race?
It's not really up to me to "let" my daughter date, that's up to her. And if I disapprove of her dating someone, it certainly won't be because of gender or race.
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If the end of the world is really May 21st, should we repent, for the time is at hand?
The probably of the world ending on May 21st isn't any higher than on any other day, and there have been millions of days before then so I wouldn't worry about it.
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What points you in the right direction?
Map.
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what ABers would you like to meet in person?
Everyone who is on my friends' list. That includes, you TAW. :)
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how does it feel durring rape?
For me or the goat?
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Do you often "fly off the handle" at the least little thing?
Never. I'm a very calm human being. Even when I was in a motorcycle crash my heart rate was at 70, which was very low for the circumstances.
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What do you think is the most common stereotype?
Americans are stupid.
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What can you never eat for breakfast
Fear itself.
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Why do societies make progress so slowly?
Irrationality.
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Americans: Have you traveled anywhere outside of North America?
All over Europe, some parts of Africa and Asia.
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How do you make the inside of a shoe look brand new ?
Clean it with bleach.
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I love god, do you?
No, I only love things that exist, doesn't cause wars, and don't want me to burn in hell forever. God has none of these qualities.
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Why does fornication have to be a sin?
"Sin" is a made-up problem to scare people into adopting their philosophy and furthering their agenda. Simple as.
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How many credit cards is too many?
One.
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When it comes to God, what don't you understand?
How people can be so passionate about something so mythical.
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Does everyone fear God?
I don't. I would only fear things that exist.
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Terrorism is caused by religion. Agree/ Disagree?
Religion plays a big part, but it's not 100% due to religion. However if religion didn't exist I don't think we'd have terrorism.
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Are you willing to admit your mistakes?
Yep.
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Have you journeyed by train and did you like it?
On the 9th December 2010, instead of going to college I took a day out and took the train to the City of Derry. I watched the snowy white fields as I rode past them, it was a beautiful sight. I wouldn't have got that experience if I had gone to college that day. Sometimes you just have to do some things spontaneously to make yourself feel alive.
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What happens at Death exactly?
You die. Anyone who claims to have more knowledge than that has no idea what they're talking about.
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What is the best skill a man can possess?
Rational thought, the very opposite of faith.
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How many IQ points is an increase you would give your arm for?
500!
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if you receive a nasty email from somebody, does it annoy you for a long time after reading it?
No. I don't get upset about such trivial matters.
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What would you consider a 'valid reason' for divorce?
Your wife is actually a broom.
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How do I start something I don't want to do?
Drink something that tastes nasty, then slap yourself in the face and just start doing it.
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Is it normal for couples to fight often?
Normal is an illusion, there are only varying degrees of weird.
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were you alive when JFK was shot? do you remember it?
I was born in 1992, way out of the scope of JFK's lifetime.
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Do God has Feelings?
One has to exist to have feelings, so no.
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Does your opinion of a person change when you hear them talking nasty about another?
If those nasty things are untrue, racist, homophobic or stupid, then my respect for them will diminish. If those negative things are things I agree with, then my respect for them could stay the same or increase.
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In your opinion has religion hindered or helped human progress?
Severely hindered.
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Straight pride! Who's with me?
The point of these "pride" festivals is that there's nothing to be ashamed of if you're gay, bi or in any sexual minority. Is that something that straight people need?
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In high school I knew a girl named BJ, wonder why?
Ohhh! Very clever! It was because she earned the Bachelor of Journalism, wasn't it? ;)
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What is the medical term for a machine that tells your blood pressure?
Thingybob.
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Why would anyone take offense to the words "God bless"?
It would take a LOT more than that to offend me. I don't know the answer.
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When you get angry, what words will usually soften your heart?
Be rational.
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Why do people think black people are ugly?
I've never told anyone this, but when I was a kid, I wanted to be black. The thought of being different (and with beautiful skin) thrilled me on this island of >99% of white people. So yes, at that time I was jealous.
The MOST beautiful skin in my opinion however goes to the Eastern Asians. Just my opinion though.
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If oblivion after death is true, is there really a meaning to life?
Yes. That means that this is the only life we're ever going to get, so not only is it meaningful, but it's infinitely more meaningful. Likewise, the meaning of this life is infinitesimal if there is an after life that lasts forever.
Don't waste your only life dedicated to a fantasy where you'll get another chance. Just my advice.
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If you could describe your life in ONE sentence...what would that sentence be?
Exciting.
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What gives you energy?
Food and drink.
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What superstitions do you believe bring bad luck? i.e. stepping on cracks, walking under ladders, etc.
Stepping on pavement cracks
walking under ladders
the number 13
Friday the 13th
the number 666
passing somone on the stairs
opening an umbrella indoors
breaking a mirror
breaking gravestones
killing a spider
putting new shoes on the table
having females onboard a boat
sleeping with your ex.
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How do you fool yourself into being happy?
You can't consciously fool yourself.
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Do you think God gave you prearranged career opportunities?
No, I don't believe in gods.
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Do you believe that Friday the 13th is unlucky?
No. I'm not superstitious.
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Who's the funniest celebrity?
Dara O'Briain.
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Can you believe in God but not the bible?
Yes. You don't even have to be religious to believe in gods.
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What do you think about Ashton Kutcher replacing Charlie Sheen on Ashton Kutcher?
I couldn't care less.
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Who wants to go on a walkabout?Where shall we walk?
Sweden.
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What do you think about Bulgaria?
I've never been to Bulgaria, but I've been so close to the Bulgarian border I could see it. It looked nice.
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If the Rapture doesn't happen on May 21st, 2011, what will you do?
Continue as normal.
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Do you have a ticket to Heaven?
I only have tickets to places that exist in reality.
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Is slavery bad?
Yes.
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Carpet or hardwood floor?
Carpet. I have plenty of hardwood in my pants.
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Have you ever been to Oklahoma?
No.
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Have you ever been to Montana?
No.
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Why does everybody dislike Coca Cola?
Not everyone dislikes Coca cola. I dislike it because I don't like the taste or the unhealthy consequences.
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Are Asian people smarter than white people?
Are all questions that make generalizations irrational?
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Does it make sense to believe in God just in case God is real?
Absolutely not. What you're getting into now is called "Pascal's Wager", and has been debunked time and time again. This is the best video I've found on the subject:
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Can a woman be a senior pastor?
"Let your women keep silence in the churches: for it is not permitted unto them to speak; but they are commanded to be under obedience as also saith the law. And if they will learn any thing, let them ask their husbands at home: for it is a shame for women to speak in the church." - 1 Corinthians 14:34-35 (King James Version)
"But I suffer not a woman to teach, nor to...
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What do you require for you to have a fighting chance ?
A little tea break with a cup of tea and a biscuit. Perhaps a sudoku puzzle thrown in there for good measure. I need to rewind and take a chill before doing any fighting.
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When is it a good time to go on a diet?
11:37pm
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Why is complaining one of the most easiest things for many people?
It can require little to no thought.
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Would you like to explain why you came to visit me holding a crowbar ?
I heard you wanted one.
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Anyone else fed up listening to Athiest garbage? I'm so done w/ answerbag, I can't stand their presence in my day to day..
Now you know how we feel about religious garbage.
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Would a straight male ever buy a female singer's cd?
Yes.
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Would you consider skateboarding a sport?
Yes.
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Limitless needs help about religion. Read the description for the dilemma...
I would take the moral and good stuff from the religion and add it to my philosophy if I haven't done so already, and leave the rest of it at the door. The rest may be mythical beliefs, useless rituals, hymns, chants, the need to convert others, the need to conform on the 'sabbath' to reaffirm beliefs... pretty much anything that isn't rational or ethical gets left behind.
So you get all the...
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Which is the happiest place on the internet for you?
For me, vodkapodcast.com
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Tell us a word used in boxing?
"Ouch."
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What do you think of "loose" vegetarians?
Live and let live.
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What would you do if your hair turned blonde after you had tried to dye it blue?
I'd live with it, and try again in a few months.
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Are you BAD? why?
I do my best.
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Why do atheists always claim "live and let live," yet they always whine to religious people that they're wrong and ignorant?
Not that you're making blanket statements or anything...
I would love it if we would all live and let live, but in a lot of cases it is the religious that violate that first, therefore some atheists rightly conform and rebel to keep their rights or defending the rights of others. If protesting the Ugandan anti-homosexuality bill, or trying to let woman have their right to choose without it...
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Love Twitter?
Yep. I'm @IsaacZS
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Are you easily offended?
I don't get offended. I always try to respond rationally.
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Why do Atheists preach more than religious people?
False premise. Atheists don't preach more than religious people. I've never heard an atheist "preach", what that would consist of I don't know, however there are street preachers, church preachers and school preachers of religion.
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Does it make sense to eat ice cream during the Winter?
Does it have to?
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I dare you all to name ONE non-smoker that thinks marijuana should be legalized...?
I guess that's me. Oh dear, I'm so dumb supporting the right to smoke. :3
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Is there any religion out there that personally scares you?
No. Christianity used to scare me as a child when I was indoctrinated into it, and then I was scared that the Hindu gods were real and they'd squash me for believe in the christian god, then I grew up and realized how silly it all was.
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If I tell you "I'm sorry". Does it mean I admit that I was wrong?
Not necessarily. If a friend of a friend dies people say "I'm sorry" to the friend even though they aren't involved.
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Atheists: Do you ever feel secretly disappointed to hear that someone you admire is religious?
No, but my respect for them will go up if I find out they aren't.
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Is ConservativelyLiberal the greatest, kindest, most incredible human being of all time?
Could be, I didn't know there was a contest.
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what does lady gaga wear on Halloween
A shirt and tie.
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Can you suggest some songs for my 'Haha! The world didn't end' playlist for the 22nd of May?
I'm doing a special "The rapture didn't happen" podcast episode on May 22nd with a Swedish guy. This will be my first non-apocalypse holiday as an aware person, I was too...
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look what i found .. can i keep it ?
sure.
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You wake up naked in the middle of the desert. what just happened?
Saturday night happened.
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You know you are lonely when _________ ?
You stop charging your phone because you know no-one will call or text.
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Citizens of countries other then the United States, what do you think of United States citizens in general?
I can't give an opinion that will cover every citizen of USA. However it seems from what I've read from americans themselves that a lot of them understand very little of anything, while others understand quite a lot. The former give the US a bad name.
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Have you ever heard of "making a mountain out of a molehill"?
Yep.
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If I tell you a secret would you keep it just between the two of us ?
Yep.
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Is make-up really needed?
No.
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What's for breakfast?
Vodka.
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Do you really think before you open your mouth?
Yes.
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Name something you "wish" was never invented?
Irrationality. That takes out religion as well as any other kind of woo there is.
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What year did Disney bring out the movie"Aladdin"?
The year I was born. 1992. I still have it in my DVD collection along with its two sequels which aren't as good as the original.
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Name a place you wouldn't want to wake up in after a night of wild partying?
Ikea.
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What caused your worst hangover?
Vodka for breakfast.
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How's it hanging?
Like the saggy breast of an old Russian hooker. What some breast milk?
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Everything was going just perfect in my life until one day ________.
...the universe imploded.
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to all of the non believers, doesnt it make you wonder what would actually happen if you did decide to beleive in GOD? would it be so bad?
I did believe in god, I lived a life in fear. I adopted rationality, I lost my believe in god (along with santa and the tooth fairy), and I was no longer an afraid little child. I grew out of those beliefs.
So no, I don't wonder, I know... and I wasn't happy or logically correct.
btw, you can't really "decide" what to believe, you can deduce, or try to trick yourself, but what good is that?
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What proof would satisfy the doubters about Bin Laden's death?
Each doubter has their own separate standard for evidence. There is no end-all be-all, super-duper proof that will convince every single one of them.
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Have you ever peed your pants as an adult?
I would like to update my answer to yes. It wasn't because I was drunk or ill, it was just because it was a fun thing to do.
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Do you listen to songs for the music or the lyrics?
Music, mostly.
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Congratulations to the fine men and women of The United States Armed Forces on the death of Osama Bin Laden. Way to go USA! Any thoughts?
10 years, 2 wars, 919,967 deaths, and $1,188,263,000,000 later, you managed to kill one person.
Congratulations, america.
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Do you get along best with people who have no sense of humor?
Not at all.
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What is an example of a "necessary evil"?
Taxes.
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How freakin sweet is it when you hear a song that sounds good on TV, google the words, and it turns out you have the CD and didn't know it?
I don't see that ever happening to me. I have very few CDs, and of the ones I do own I know all of them very well.
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What south park character are you?
Stan Marsh, he's the most relatable.
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Whats the best way to destroy the Quran
You pwn it.
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Congratulations to William and Kate - did you see the Royal Wedding?
No, I don't understand why I would care about some strangers' wedding. I couldn't care less. I also don't understand why other people care, it's not like they're friends of the royal family.
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what are the negative side effect of a cannabis user who use five times a day
Their brain will turn to potato mash.
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Have you ever had a crush on a teacher?
No, my teachers were idiots. I have this saying "Those who can't do, teach. Those who can't teach, teach engineering at my college."
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What is your motto?
"Love, think, know, venture, live."
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Men with body hair. Shaved or unshaved?
I want lots of hair in their head, with no hair under the neck.
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Now that Obama has a birth certificate will the rhetoric, nonsense and insanity end?
No, the nonsense and insanity does not end. Not ever.
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What race is God?
Swedish.
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What is the most frustrating thing that you have to deal with on a regular basis?
Ignorant people.
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Why are people who believe in one religion so close minded when it comes to another?
Because they may feel that by you endorsing that religion, you are leading yourself and others to a version of hell. Even though you apparently deserve eternal torment (as does everyone for some reason), they'd prefer it if you joined their religion and practised their rituals.
I'm only talking about SOME religionists though, not all are like this, and not all religionists believe in eternal...
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What's the dumbest thing you've ever believed in?
Religion and god. I grew out of those myths at 8 years ago.
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Do you perceive a personal or impersonal God?
I don't perceive any god.
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Where do u get boys thongs?
http://www.ergowear.com/ergowear-thongs-c-68_65.html?osCsid=3kvmutqhk92h87rdcniv9i5kk6
http://www.internationaljock.com/mens-thongs.html
http://www.kiniki.com/section/mens/Male_Thong
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If you where walking down the street and saw someone being mugged would u help or walk on by
What's the number for 999?
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Would you rather be a snake charmer, a tattoo artist, or a stage magician?
Tattoo Artist.
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What kind of criticsm rubs you the wrong way ?
The kind that does not suggest how to improve. Like "that sucks".
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Who like home nudity? Why? Is that ok with family members?
Only with all your roommates' prior consent, make sure your curtains are closed and only if no kids are around.
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Did you know FBI reported that 2/3 of the terrorism in the USA between 2002-5 95% was committed by non-Muslim?
I do now.
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Are Seventh-Day Adventists TRUE christians or are they a Christian cult?
All christians are part of the christian cult, and these people are no exception.
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Are you glad you voted for Obama?
False premise, I didn't.
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It's hot. I'm thinking about taking my pants off. Thoughts?
I'll join you!
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Do you think Hitler was a good leader? Not for what he did but for the fact that he was able to get millions to follow him.
Hitler was an effective leader. "Good" implies some kind of desirability to be under his command.
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Where would you go on a road trip with your best friend?
Around the world.
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I'm giving a presentation tomorrow. Should I use "black people" or "african americans" in my presentation?
I was talking to someone from Africa the other day, she described herself as having a 'chocolate complexion', but I don't think you can do that without people getting offended.
I'd go for black people, since not all black people are from Africa and not all Africans are black. It fits better.
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Do you think there's smarter, more advanced life in our universe.
Yes I do, but I don't think they'd want anything to do with us.
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What is the key to effective prayer?
"Effective prayer" is an oxymoron.
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i have $100 to blow. any guys want to shave their head for it?
I'd shave my whole body.
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How long after the royal wedding will the breakup begin?
11 hours.
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What would a guy want for his birthday?
Motorcycle.
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Not counting Facebook, which website is your favorite waste of time on the internet?
YouTube
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Who is more intelligent: Political leaders or Church leaders?
Church leaders, they're in the position of tax-exempt power with little responsibility, and even if they do get caught snorting cocaine off of hookers' chests, everyone can forget about it and they can continue reaping the dough from the gullible.
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Would you rather have a female babysitter of a male babysitter, reasons please?
To babysit me or my hypothetical offspring? I'll take a male for me, female for my offspring. No good reasons for those answers really.
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Why do females shave their armpits and not males? How many men do?
Male swimmers shave their armpits to go faster, honestly I don't see how that can make that much of a difference, but whatever.
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I just reported a great answer by AB staff as being ridiculous;
( http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/2068933). do you think it will change it?
Nope.
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What is the best superpower to have?
Omnipotence: All the powers, in one.
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What foreign country do you want to visit?
If can only pick one, then I choose New Zealand. If I can fit more in; Sweden, China, Brazil & South Africa.
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smoking pot is ___________...
fun
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Ther is a big ____________on my bed...
Alligator.
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Do you freak out when you get something back that is 666?
No.
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What is the best thing you've gotten for free?
Life
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_______ before you _______.
Live before you die.
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Have you ever consider praying to God instead of Jesus Christ?
I used to pray, but then I realized I was talking to myself.
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How much musical talent do you think you could get for your soul?
About three guitar lessons' worth.
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How are we to submit to God?
By giving me at least 10% of your income, then I'll ensure that you'll go to god's magical fun place, but you can only go there after you die so I can't prove any of that to you. Convenient, I know. So... cheque or cash?
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what is a more positive alternative to fear?
Confidence.
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Do you feel depressed on Easter weekend? Why or why not?
"Why not?" LOL You're asking me why I don't feel depressed? How odd. I don't feel there is any reason to be depressed at this time. Why don't you feel depressed, if you don't?
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If you were to meet God, what would you say (to Her)?
I'd ask him to show herself to everyone, and to account for all the disasters he supposedly created.
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Did Jesus die today?
It wasn't in the News.
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When you're angry and want to explode at the world, what do you do to calm yourself down?
Tranquillizer.
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Why are you wearing THAT?
I'm naked.
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How long is a flight from Canada to Beijing?
Depends where you start. "Canada" is too inspecific.
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When is it OK for a woman to go braless?
Always.
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What is your opinion on polygamy?
Fine, to each their own. As long as it's between consenting adults I approve. I disagree that it should be illegal.
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is there anybody who is allergic to chocolate?
Yes, there are also people who are allergic to marijuana, money, mobile phones, kissing, sex, underwear, the Sun, computers, hormones, alcohol and iPods.
I sympathize. I don't have any allergies myself but I wouldn't like to cut things like that out of my life.
More info: http://onlinenursepractitionerschools.com/20-weird-allergies-that-actually-exist/
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What was the last article you read?
"Man wanted by police asks chief for a ride"
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/42711544/ns/us_news-weird_news/
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What would be the worst thing to do if you had a bad case of the hiccups?
Get hit by a truck.
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What do you think of witchcraft?
Nothing much, but I certainly don't think it's dangerous.
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You can give me good suggest for tummy problem ?
Abortion.
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Do you like Chinese food?
Yes.
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how to get a six pack in three months
You'd need to get two packs a month.
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What do blind people dream about?
Being in a really really dark room?
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20th anniversary of "The Simpsons". Any thoughts?
They should have stopped at the 10th one.
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religion is just to cuddle your psychology, agree?, why ?
Agreed. Without it you can embrace reality, it may not be within your comfort zone, but sometimes it's good to throw out the blankie and grow up.
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Have you seen all the B.S. questions posted by the AB staff in the last few hours?, maybe they should concentrate on the spam instead.
I agree with you.
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How long do your shoes last you?
9 months.
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what should one do in extreme depression ?
I'd go to a waterpark. They always cheer me up, no matter how depressed I am.
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I feel stupid when I say hi to a kid and they _________. :)
pull out a knife.
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Besides a circle, what are some other things that don't have an ending?
A lemniscate, the symbol for infinity. ∞
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Probability of getting married through answerbag?
0.00001
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is it normal to cry over something you broke?
Not for me, but everyone is different.
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Do you remember the most precious gift have you ever given by parents?
Life.
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Do you think you're better off alone?
In some instances, yes. In others, no.
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Have you ever been thrown out of a department store?
I was thrown out of Ikea once. Apparently you can't try before you buy.
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Does the Bible contain errors, contradictions, or discrepancies?
Yes. Read Genesis 1, then Genesis 2. They contradict each other because Genesis 2 was written long before Genesis 1 by a different author or authors, crediting different gods for the creation of earth.
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Whats the last thing you humped?
Some guy.
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Do you ever get tired of really stupid people? People who refuse to listen and/or learn anything new?
I'm moving out of Northern Ireland for this reason.
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What does "Racism" mean to you?
Discrimination based on skin colour or other genetic traits.
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Should i try to persuade a religious person that he is wrong?
It depends. Are they trying to persuade you or others near you of their philosophy? If not, then I'd leave it alone. If so, I'd jump right in.
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How long was your longest phone call ever?
263 minutes. It was a skype call to my friend in Minnesota, whom I have never actually met.
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When did the fun go away...?
2003.
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Is it true or false that sooner or later every one is going to believe in God ........?
False.
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do u think its ok for an underaged person to be on here???
I was 17 when I joined this site, and I did enter the AB4Adults section. I don't see why 18 is the magic number, nothing happens when you're 17 that doesn't happen when you're 18.
In my opinion the magic age restriction should be 16 years, 38 weeks and 4 days. It's as arbitrary a number as any.
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Is it possible to merge all religion into One ..................?
Yes. It wouldn't make any sense on any level, but then that's what religion is like anyway so it doesn't matter.
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In ONE word describe what you are..
Xenophile.
–noun a person who is attracted to foreign peoples, cultures, or customs.
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Atheists: Why do you not believe in a God?
Why would I?
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What do you think about PDA is it right or wrong and is there a time and place for everything?
I'd like more of it and wish people wouldn't be so self-concious or be so demonizing of it.
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Is 6 seconds too soon to start joking about a dead guy?
Never.
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Does God Change Yes or No?
The answer is Yes. The god concept in society has to change and evolve in order to survive.
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What do you call a bear skeleton?
George.
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When someone mentions France what do you think of right away?
China.
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What does lizard taste like
Rubber.
The thing about eating lizard is that every time you cut off an arm and eat it, it grows back. It's a never-ending meal.
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What do you feel is missing in your country?
Rationality.
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Why do men like to wear men's underwear?
I have a fetish for it.
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Is it weird that I sleep naked?
No, I do it all the time.
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How do you define independence, personally?
The lack of a need for others.
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What is something that many people consider "cute," but that you personally dislike or find annoying?
lolcats, and cats in general.
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Why do so many people think Africa is a country?
Because they're ignorant.
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This is a good time to _____________ .
Answer a question.
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Is a job a job?
Only if it's a job.
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Atheists: do you downright disbelieve in all dieties or do you believe there is a chance there could be a "god", but see no proof?
Both.
I think what you might to ask was " Do you believe there are no gods or do you disbelieve in gods?" And my answer would be the latter since the former would be a position I could not defend on the scientific level.
Disbelieving in something is not the same as actively believing something does not exist. Disbelief leaves the possibility that this something could exist.
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What is your favourite thing to do with a whole chicken?
Clean answers only please!
Teach it how to bobsled.
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Why do you procrastinate? And what do you procrastinate on?
Everything.
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Fight or communication to resolve ?
First communication, then fight.
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if you were offered $500 to be in a movie, but you have to shave every single hair off your body, then walk around naked, would you do it?
I'd do it for free.
"I mean armpits, pubes, head, arms, legs, face, feet, neck, even your nose. everything. oh, and this is aimed at REAL guys, not gay ones."
Right, because gay guys could never grow armpit hair or leg hair(!) Ignorant much?
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Does anybody here like living on their own?
I do. I only have lived alone for short periods of time though.
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Cheating on Taxes? The IRS may be onto you. What are ya gonna do?
Pay the taxes.
I'm so rebellious and hardcore(!)
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My boyfriend's dog moves in with us, but she starts crying when she does not see him, even for a while. I am so sad... What should I do...?
Jealous, are we? :)
I suggest you and dog go out for a walk, play some ball, bond with dog until dog sees you as one of its own.
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Do you blame God for all of the suffering in the world?
No, I prefer to blame things and people that exist in reality.
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If you were to be paid in food, what would you wish to be paid in?
Watermelon.
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What's one thing that makes "you" different from the next person?
My mind.
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What Age did you start Shaving?
18, and I only did it about twice in six months. I'm just passed my 19th birthday and I still dont' really shave, or have much of a beard.
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Atheists - How and why does the Earth revolve, fire burn and sun shine?
Physics.
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The governor of Arizona is thinking of imposing a "fat tax" on obese citizens. This is a red state. Government taxing your weight? What?
Anything to get the government more money.
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When should sarcasm be considered humour? When should sarcasm not be considered humour? To either or both, why?
Sarcasm is always humour.
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what the longest you ever laughed for?
6 minutes. I was listening to a child's essay on Hitler read aloud. It was hysterical.
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Whats the longest shift you have ever worked and where?
36 hours.
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What are your tricks to make yourself attractive, sexy, and irresistible?
Mind control.
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What is a way to strengthen your nails?
Smash your hands against a brick wall for 17 hours... or you could just let them grow for a few months.
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Give me a essay topic
Samurai: A force for good or evil?
How much gum would it take to have breath so fresh that it kills other people?
The city: How living in a tightly-packed society changes our social philosophy.
Bananas: Yum yum fun.
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What's the first thing that comes to your mind for Atlanta, GA?
Airport.
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Are you a 'people watcher'? If so...where's your favorite place to watch people?
All the time. It's the best, funniest form of entertainment.
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What would you need as proof in order to believe in God?
The evidence, whatever it is, would have to be repeatable under scientific conditions. That's where supernatural claims fail to met acceptance.
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What food could you compare love to?
Wasabi.
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Dr. Who or Dr. House?
Dr. House
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Atheists, how did exactly Christians force their faith upon you?
Throughout my entire childhood I had it forced upon me, forced to go to church services I never wanted any part of, even the schools I went to endorsed a protestant-christian viewpoint. Out of fear of going to hell I bought into the delusion, until I grew out of it at age 8. Unfortunately my parents and many of my friends never grew out of it.
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What is the worst thing you can be convinced to do for ten thousand bucks?
Cut off my own toes and eat them.
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Who do you think runs and rules the world?
Neither.
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When did Friends jump the shark?
Never.
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So what were YOU doing during the 9/11 attacks?
8:46am Eastern Standard Time would be 1:46pm for me. I was playing Hockey for PE.
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If you found out you had 1 week to live, what would you do each day?
Sex, drugs and rock 'n roll. Mostly sex.
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Do you ever feel like GOD is letting you down? If so why?
Can't let me down if she doesn't exist.
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Does anyone know of so called biker culture? My husband is out on his Harley getting me a *property vest*. This doesn't sit well with me.
Why doesn't it sit well with you?
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What's your favorite quote about religion or spirituality?
"Religion has actually convinced people that there's an invisible man -- living in the sky -- who watches everything you do, every minute of every day. And the invisible man has a special list of ten things he does not want you to do.. And if you do any of these ten things, he has a special place, full of fire and smoke and burning and torture and anguish, where he will send you to live and...
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Can I complain to the AB staff about the Russian bride ad that keeps appearing on this site? Is that legal? Come on.
They're ads on this site? Haven't noticed, but then I use adblock. Best add-on ever.
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Whats a 'saying' your parents say(said) alot?
Shut up and do what I tell you!
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Why do people on answerbag treat the newer/and younger people different?
I haven't seen this to be the case, when I was new or now.
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Spirit Day Themes With the Color Red?
Blood.
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Is tickling funny, or torture for you?
I'm not ticklish.
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If your last name was or is "Nobody", how frustrating would your life be?
Not very.
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Can you tell me something about your body that I don't know?
Usually either the right side of someone's brain is dominant, or the left side. In my case, the sides are 50/50.
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Does it annoy you whe people make continious 'mmmmmm' noises when they eat?
What? That happens? I think I would find it annoying but thankfully I've never come across it.
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Is Mormonism "Scientology-Lite"?
No, I think they're equally irrational, but then I didn't take the time to read all the stuff posted.
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What color is a green card???
Don't be silly, it's glass.
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Do you think the current generation of kids are being let out of trouble to easily?
No.
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Does 1Timothy 3:16 prove that Jesus is God?
No. Someone writing down that someone is god doesn't make it so. I thought that was indubitable.
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What is your take on mental, emotional and verbal abuse, does it exist?
Of course it exists!
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y is being a christian so fun?
I didn't have any fun being a christian, I was terrified of god watching my every move and listening in on my every thought, and getting thrown in hell, and I found the church services extremely boring. Thankfully, I grew out of those beliefs a long time ago and adopted a philosophy more in-tune with reality.
A life in fear, boredom and mental disturbance wasn't much of a life for me.
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Who is the most odd person that you know? Sorry, but you cannot choose me.
Myself.
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Is it really possible to bond with someone over a mutual dislike of someone else?
Yes, of course.
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when one of your friends gets drunk and you are not, do you stick around ?
I'd join in.
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Does anybody like cold pizza?
Never.
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What activities do you and your spouse/partner enjoy doing together?
We like to kick some boots, and roll in the hay... if you know what I mean. Also sex.
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Would you like to spend a year living alone in a remote, fully supplied, cabin in the woods?
No. I need people.
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isit wrong to fight back with your mother
No. Just because she happens to be your mother should not give her immunity from conflict with you.
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What is the best word that begins with W?
Wiggly.
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If you could only use one condiment the rest of your life, what would it be?
Barbeque sauce.
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"It's none of your business." How can this phrase be said more politely?
"I would tell you, but then I'd have to kill you."
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Can a person be taught creativity, or is this an innate talent?
I think it can be taught. I also think everyone is creative to a degree.
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Are we right not to trust? Is it an advantage to be cautious?
Yes, yes. Don't trust to a great extent unless you have been given reason to.
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Do you know what separates the men from the boys?
Hopscotch tournament.
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What are you most likely doing during a thunderstorm?
Golfing.
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What is your greatest fear?
I don't have fear anymore.
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If God doesnt have any Religion, why does man follow any and fight in the name of Religion?
Because man is irrational.
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If God doesnt have any Religion, why does man follow any and fight in the name of Religion?
Because man is irrational.
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What is something of yours that you wish other people would stop asking to use, share, or borrow?
My brain. I'm glad my classmates see me as an intelligent guy, but seriously they need to do their own work.
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What do you think of "open marriages?"
I agree with the concept. Think about it, most marriages are open marriages, the only difference is the only person usually doesn't know about it.
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How much of a teenager's opinions are nonsense and invalid?
Depends on the teenager.
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Are your beliefs subject to change?
Yes, but if I knew how I'd do it ahead of time.
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Go to www.urbandictionary.com & type in your name. What does it say?
1. That kid in the Bible whos dad decided to kill him because he thought God told him to.
2. v. the act of being great. and/or perfect. "you've been isaac-ing a lot today!"
3. The total definition of a man whore, or just a whore. He will make you believe that he loves you but then ditch at any moment. He has gone after best friends, (who is also a whore), and he also has a man crush on one of...
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Do they really need urinals in men's restrooms?
Of course they do. If you think that's bad, in some European countries they have public urinals.
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Is it natural for someone to not want to have kids?
Yes.
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Do you think that maybe God put the Bible on Earth to test peoples logic?
No.
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I believe that nobody can be sure what he is doing is 100% correct.
Do you have a question?
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I need someone else's opinion on what I should do.
Personally I'd take whatever pays better, I don't really care that much about the work itself. But it's up to you.
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