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Do you think that the digital TV transfer was setup by TV companies that banked that the average consumer would be confused into thinking they NEED a new HDTV to watch (considering digital/enhanced-deifinition/high-definition sets are relatively new)? possibly. but, i think its more about digital 'watermarking' and advertising. in the coming months, you are going to see an EXPLOSION of popups.

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Take a look at this... http://www.answerbag.com/profile/?id=114715 10,000+ questions asked in 22 days? will someone explain this to me? FYI... that's 454 questions a day or about 19 questions every hour 24 hours a day for 22 days... ???????????????????????????

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Where is the best place to live warm all year a lil season change and lots of fresh air and green trees everywhere. Water close by also. the caribbean.

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What are the sights to see on a three day weekend in Oklahoma? i don't know which area you'll be visiting, but turner falls park in davis is beautiful as are the ouachita mountains in the southeast part of the state.

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How does a large Sub woofer get powered? is it the Control box or the wires that run from the outputs to the speakers? also how do you tune a sub woofer? if it is very large you may need a seperate amp. you can run the sub from the outs, but you will need a crossover if you want to 'tune' it.

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I got an answer from someone about my 17 y/o being in a "hot Box" 5 days ago with a urine test tomorrow. i beat it out of him that he took one hit. he's tall and weighs 165. keep in mind the dumba@@ also ate a brownie 2 weeks ago. is he totally screwed? who are you? col. frank fitz? stop posting this over and over or i will beat it out of you, asshole.

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Are the poor social conditions & criminality seen on many Native American "indian reserves" reflections of our society or theirs? (e.g. alcoholism, rampant poverty, poor housing, sexual abuse, unemployment) when a government massacres people, lies to them, corrals them into deserts, denies them education and employment, etc... do you expect them to be happy upright taxpaying consumers?

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Is it possible to sue a police dept.for brutality and excessive force as well as false arrest.in an AI case? you can sue all you want. but, you won't win. ever. there's a reason they call it the 'fraternal order of police'. they will lie, destroy evidence, falsify documents and ANYTHING they have to do to protect their own.

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Do you think the NFL is "fixed"? short answer: yes. but, i really don't care. i don't even watch it anymore because the game has become so convoluted these days with all kinds of crazy rules and interruptions. that, and i got tired of watching fat, overpaid, drug-addict, criminals roll around on the ground for 5 minutes after every play. why can't they just let the clock run and play some damn football? i know...

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With Obama's popularity down from 82% to 50% in two weeks...Does this mean the change is over? Or is it a clear indicator that this country needs more than 25% of its population to vote...maybe the other 75% voting could be the Change we need? seeing as how there is virtually NO DIFFERENCE between the two major parties anymore, why don't we stop allowing them to monopolize the election process and have a true popular vote?

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Why did Roosevelt chose Panama as the location for the Canal because a canal in nebraska wouldn't make much sense.

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Do you believe in Rock & Roll, can music save your mortal soul? And can you teach me hot to dance real slow? LONG LIVE ROCK N ROLL!!!!

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Either you are drunk,high or stupid.Pick one! i've had moments of all three!

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Who would be a good candidate for a charity dunk tank to raise $800 billion for the nation. Who would you pay $5 to see dunked? dunked? i don't know, but, i would pay to see the entire supreme court hanged.

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Trust your hopes, not your _ _ _ _ _ (fill in blank) hope is that carrot dangled in front of a donkey.

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Who is more valuable to society, a telesalesman or a ethics student? ahahahahahaha!

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The man who removes a mountain begins by _ _ _ _ _ (fill in blank) hiring cheap mexican labor.

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Who is the best humorus political pundit: Bill Maher, Dennis Miller or Stephen Colbert? Dennis Miller, by far. Bill Maher is just Michael Moore with a bigger vocabulary.

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Ive given up on my life, ive been doing alrite lately but something inside of me just wants to ruin everything and fuck the world. why do i feel like this and does anyone else in the world? If I see the morning hours I'll have one more yesterday Take life from tomorrow Cause I've burned out my today If I get up to the top I know I'll just go back downhill Got a terminal future And its time to write my will Down another glass of courage And a shot of thorazine Were not ready to see you yet 99 ways to die Were not ready to see you yet Got a short...

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What were President Lincoln's reconstruction plans commited to? lining the pockets of cronies.

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Been reading stuff about world poverty, and now wondering weather it really is so that we in the western world are really no better then the nazis? there are plenty of poor people right here in america. if you ever get brave enough to venture outside your gated community or shopping mall you might get a taste of what the real world is like.

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While laying in bed in thailand i saw 3 gods in room with many arms and strange hats on. they where swaying from side to side form one leg to the other and moving there arms. what does this mean are you sure you weren't involved in some drunken thai ladyboy orgy?

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Whats your favorite childhood song Maxwell's Silver Hammer by the Beatles or Wendy by the Association i am not embarassed to say i STILL love both of those tunes.

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Do miracles really "happen" or do we look at life differently when we are looking for a "miracle"? Does it do any good to pray for a certain outcome? when you shoot yourself in the foot, you can pray all you want... but its still going to hurt.

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One symptom of drug abuse that Dr. James Dobson of Focus on the Family cites is "Moral values crumble and are replaced by new avant-garde ideas and values". What would the "avant-garde ideas and values" that he's refering to would be? anything that's not in the bible or anything not 'revealed' to dobson in the 'spirit' by god.

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My mom worships the devil & loves blasphemy. she takes away my bible & wants me to h8 god. at night, my mom has a red light bulb that lights up the hall way. i cant go pee at night cuz the red light scares me & reminds me of devil. what if i needta pee? you should obey your parents. they only want whats best for you!

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Is life good when self employed? not really. but, its better than working for someone else.

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In the old testament, Lev 21:18-23, why does God refuse to sanctify the handicapped, stating that he doesn't want them to profane His sanctuaries? because he's a heartless, mean-spirited, small-minded prick who only parties with the rich and pretty people.

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What's the longest time you've spent at work straight? i can usually last about a half-hour at work before i have to have a drink. oh, wait... that's not what you meant! i can usually make it a full 8 hours without getting gay. oh, wait... that's not what you meant!

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I heard that when you fart, Satan can enter your body through your butt. You should just let out a little at a time so he can't get in there. You know, small squeaky ones. Is this true? i heard that farts were caused by satan trying to get out of your body because it stinks in there!

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Im 16 & shared a dildo with my sister. it was infected with genital herpes. i washed it off with hot soap & water before using it. i looked on google that herpes cant survive long outside the body. can you get it from sharing sex toys? help im scared!! i'm not sure i understand your question... perhaps if you posted it a few more times...

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How do I stop myself from crying every single night? get happy?

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How can you fix something that wasn't broken, or can everything use a fix? i say if it ain't broke... you MUST fix it!

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What am I supposed to say or do when someone makes a joke about rape to me and when I don't laugh says I need to lighten up? If I make a big deal they'll know I have been and that's not their business. if it's no one's business, you probably should post in a worldwide public forum the fact that you were raped. doing things like that makes it everyone's business and you will get responses that you don't like, whether you wanted them or not. further, i know and have heard more than quite a few jokes on all subjects, yet i can't recall too many (if any) rape jokes... who...

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Did you hear about Micheal Phelps getting caught smoking weed? what do you think? i dont think its bad other than its not really going to help him in his sport his 'sport' is basically falling into a pool of water. i don't think weed can hurt.

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When God killed just about everyone on earth in the great flood including the children, why did He spare a drunkard named Noah? Isn't drunkeness a sin that will keep you from entering the kingdom of heaven? he had to keep some liquor on the ark to keep the big predators sedated, otherwise they would have chowed down on every other animal in the boat! plus, noah needed a sip every now and then to keep his mind off of what must have been the most horrible stench imaginable! i'm just speculating...

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I want to leave my abusive boyfriend but he is threatening me and calling me names! I can't leave him no matter how hard I try because in the end I am stuck with him! i that is really how you feel, prepare yourself for a long, hard life. GET AWAY FROM THIS ASSHOLE NOW!

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Did taking money off the gold standard and minting coin out of non-precious metal devalue the dollar more than any economic cycle? do you realize how much gold we would have to have in order to back every dollar? i don't even think there's that much gold in the whole world...

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What makes you annoying to other people? always being right seems to put people off a bit.

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How do I fix my wife's horrible constant attitude and yelling over every little thing? stop being such a tool.

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"Sticks and stones may break my bones but words can never hurt me." Haven't you ever been really hurt by words? Would you want to live in a world where nobody paid any attention to the words of anyone else? that's why i only use sticks and stones. plus, there's less backtalk that way...

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Do only the rich and affluent get "Stockholm Syndrome" while for the rest it is simply your criminal inclination? you are just a bad seed! ;)

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Do you believe Caysee Anthony is innocent or guilty? Why? I know, innocent until proven guilty...but what's your gut feeling? if i recall correctly, everyone in this country is entitled to a trial by a jury of nancy grace.

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I've heard of plumbers taking your old copper pipes from your toilet for example and recycling them for bonus money. Am I right? you better believe it. around here, people steal air conditioners, guttering, pipes... anything they can get their hands on that has copper in it. most comstruction uses pvc instead, but i've seen security guards posted at sites using copper.

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How would u go about becoming a proffessional dominoe player? first, i would get some dominoes. then, i would learn how to play dominoes. after that, i would become a really good dominoe player. then, i would start playing dominoes for money.

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Is going to prison double jeapordy, getting the shaft twice? ba-dum-pshhh!

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Does Al Qaeda exist? BBC's documentary "The Power of Nightmares" makes the case that Al Qaeda was a bogeyman created by the CIA to further the causes of the neocons. OBL's group only decided to adopt that name later, when everyone became afraid of it. that's interesting. i did a bit of research myself a few years ago and could not find any mention of 'al qaeda' in the media prior to 9-11. granted, my research was by no means extensive... but it would not be the first instance of the CIA doing something like that.

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On a scale of one to 10 - is this a good question or a bad question? i say 11. is that a good answer?

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Why the hatred for President Bush. OK, you don't like him. I can accept that but why the hatred. Obama talks about "coming together" yet his fans, and I call them that for lack of a better term, people like "Halliburton Shill" do nothing but hate. do you really have no clue why people hate bush? let me see if i can summarize... one of the stupidest men in history; had everything in his life handed to him because of who his dad was; ran this country and every business he ever touched into the ground; presided over the trashing of the constitution and civil rights and gave freedom a black eye all over the world... need i continue?

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What exactly did Jefferson mean when he said that the right to govern comes from the consent of the governed? If this was the founding principle the US was founded upon, why didn't the Southern people have the right to form their own country? you've hit the nail on the head, my friend. the states had the right and the power. it took a bloody war to convince them otherwise. yes, revisionists love to say the war was about slavery and that sounds all nice and politically correct, but it masks the truth. it was a war over state's rights. WE ALL LOST.

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Why do so many think Abe Lincoln was such a great President? Exactly what did he do that was worthy of such admiration? the man responsible for the deaths of more americans than any terrorist in history... http://www.lneilsmith.org/abelenin.html

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What is a smell you love? What is a smell you hate? i bought a cd burner a few years ago and on the back of it there was a slotted opening for the exhaust fan. i don't know why but after i burned a few cds i sniffed the thing and it had an amazing smell that went directly to my brain's pleasure centers. i cannot even begin to describe the smell for you, but it is my favorite smell EVER! as for a smell i hate, the city of dallas stinks....

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How do u feel about norman greenbaums spirit in the sky, cause i love it one of the coolest guitar sounds EVER! it was grunge before there was grunge!

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J. Robert Oppenheimer - brilliant scientist or TRAITOR TO ALL HUMANITY? i don't want to hear any more about who MIGHT have been saved. there is no proof of that. however, there is proof that hundreds of thousands WERE killed. civilians. the bombing of japan was a terrorist act, despite trying to dress it up in patriotism. the point is, the technology was developed by oppenheimer and his team, not for good, but for the sole purpose of killing. he CHOSE to use...

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In another AB question I discovered that there's no precedent for mandatory tithing in either the Bible, LDS Scripture or Mormon History. On what basis do the Church General Authorities require it and how do they justify this stance? it is in the bible. don't believe everything you see on AB. i personally never understood why an omnipotent eternal god who created EVERYTHING would require 10% of the little bit that you and i get to have for a few short moments out of history.

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Do you ever feel like people are trying to get into your mind just by hanging around you and saying certain things? and once they get in thney want to hurt you so youll never be the same? i feel like that all the time, anyone else? its called 'advertising'.

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Do any of you think it is possible to truly despise someone for no apparent reason? why not? if there's such a thing as unconditional love then it stands to reason there would be unconditional hate.

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What is the difference between misinformation and disinformation? intent.

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Is the "War on Terror" becoming a myth? the slogans and propaganda (excuse me, i mean 'strategic communication') may be dying down, but the damages to the constitution and civil rights and freedom in this country that were left in it's wake are VERY REAL.

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"everything has a 50-50 chance of happening, either it does or it doesn't." explain the mistake in reasoning about the probability that is the basis for this joke. there isn't any. there are lies, damned lies, and then there are statistics.

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Is our election process truly fair if it only comes down to Democratic candidate vs. Republican candidate? Or is the American public to blame for not voting for smaller parties? if the two major parties had not so completely co-opted and manipulated the election process, i don't think there's a single president of the last fifty years who would have been elected in a popular vote.

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What kinds of the mafias are there? and what are the big ones? governments! every government is a criminal conspiracy to concentrate wealth and power in the hands of a few and suppress dissent among the rest.

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Why do professional sports refer to their activities as "games" they "play" when there's so much money involved? why do people still believe that major pro sports are 'played'? these things are decided in board rooms.

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Have you outlived yourself? i've kept the movie rolling, but the story's getting old now

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Why can't people take computers and other electronics from the garbage dump? The employees always tell me I can't take anything and to leave. Although I already had some loaded in my truck. LOL I mean, if it rains this stuff gets destroyed anyway. what authority does a garbage dump employee have? tell them to back off and take whatever you want.

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What's your mantra? fuck 'em if they can't take a joke.

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Why would you? why wouldn't i?

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Why does it seem like alot of todays teens are completely obsessed with outer/material image, sterotyping, and social hierarchy? Why do they think being popular,going to parties and getting smashed, and banging every girl or guy is a good thing? im 18 btw if there's ever a time for these things it would be the teenage years. what's really sad is seeing people in their 40's still behaving this way.

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Why do perfectly good plots from books or plays have to be modified(idiotically) for movies? because the producers believe that if an actor isn't screaming, then he's not acting. and they believe that more explosions means more ticket sales.

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What is love? Should I keep believing in it? keep believing as long as you can... eventually, though, it will beat you down.

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What is your favorite Hootie & The Blowfish song? Rain King, i think... or was that Counting Crows?

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WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE SONG FROM IRON MAIDEN? Where Eagles Dare

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My father doesn't want me to listen to the song "The Number of The Beast" by Iron Maiden because he finds it to be devil-worshipping music, which it's not. Is this fair? wow! i didn't think parents were still accusing rock bands of being devil-worshippers! i thought that was an 80's thing! UP THE IRONS! if there's ever any real discussion of this subject between the two of you, have your dad read some of the lyrics sometime. Bruce Dickinson, besides being one of the best rock screamers of all time, is an amazing lyricist.

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Your in trouble financially - your cards are maxed - then you find out your being laid off. Wht do you do? What is the right thing to do? get another job. but, that won't really solve your problems until you learn to balance your checkbook or scale back your 'lifestyle'.

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What one thing you have to hold your breath for? bong hits!

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Why is nobody answear my question? I is answeared it!

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Is it true that Jesus of Nazareth was a sinner? if he never sinned then he wasn't really human now, was he?

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What is your favorite moody blues song? i love all their older stuff but, i gotta go with 'Gemini Dream'... i just LOVE that tune!

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One handsome boy invited me on a date. i've never been there. what do i do? go! and order the most expensive thing on the menu.

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I have no girl friend so what should i do? the question is, do you want one? you might find out you were happier without one! and in the end, its less expensive (both emotionally and financially) to just get a hooker.

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What is your favourite INXS song and album? This Time or Need You Tonight

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What is your favorite Yes song? Awaken or And You And I

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Can someone explain to me why we care about getting points on this site? Does a person with lots of points and a high ranking have an advantage over those who have lower points and ranking? the advantage is in their minds. its called 'compensation'. its why old guys buy corvettes and guys with tiny penises drive hummers.

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Genesis 1:29 "Then God said, "Behold, I have given you every plant yielding seed that is on the surface of all the earth, and every tree which has fruit yielding seed; it shall be food for you" except for which plants? funny he didn't mention any of the poisonous ones.

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How and what would Jesus do if He was President he'd never be elected president... the people would demand barabbas instead! thank you. i'll be here all week.

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A local officer in my city was shot in the head as he walked back to his squad car and is fighting for his life....will you please hold him in your prayers? yes i will. i am praying right now that he dies a long, slow, painful death.

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As far as television is concerned: I find it very annoying when people think they are "acting". I can tell they are simply reading from a script. What's your opinion of this? this is a symptom of ALL 'entertainment' these days and it is the direct result of hiring/promoting 'pretty' people instead of real talent.

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My son takes Concerta for ADD [27mg] The side effects are scaring me.Does anyone else have BAD side effects from this med? i would think that ANYONE taking meds for ADD gets bad side effects considering the fact that ADD is an imaginary condition invented for the sole purpose of selling drugs.

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Which government organization would you like to see eliminated or put under severe scrutiny? all of them.

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What's your favorite thing about being alive? knowing that it won't last forever.

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What taste would you NEVER try again? asparagus

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Why is ACORN not being aggressively investigated for widespread promotion of voter fraud, but instead being rewarded with 4 Billion dollars in the Porkulus Package? hey, obammy's gotta pay for all those fake voter registrations!

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What is your opinion of "If You See(k) Amy" by Britney Spears? i prefer 'If You See Kay' by April Wine.

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"I really love my wife and of course I never want to hurt her, but is it moral to cheat on her if I'm 100% sure that she won't know (and therefore she won't be hurt)"?... you may think you are not hurting her and maybe you aren't. but, what about yourself? can you live with yourself after searing your conscience that way? maybe you don't have a conscience... if that's the case, i hope you get hit by a bus after suffering for many years with a really painful form of ass cancer.

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Why is murder considered a crime when the person who was murdered was going to die whether or not that person killed them?... i've always loooked at murder less as a moral thing and more of a numbers thing. you can't really change the world by killing people, unless you kill ALL OF THEM. so, killing is a stupid way to try and solve your problems.

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The Greatest Love Song of all time? this one

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What is your favorite Asia song? Sole Survivor

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If you can stand out in all types of weather for hours, smoking a cigarette, in clean clothing, in a nice down jacket, with a hand-lettered sign that is spelled correctly, with a clean, well-shaven face, WHY THE HELL CAN'T YOU GO GET A JOB? that IS their job. and they make PLENTY of tax-free money, baby!

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In your opinion! who will win the fight between a terrier dog or an aggressive cat? i used to have a cat named tigger and he could kick ANY dog's ass. i watched him take a chunk out of a weimaraner's nose and that dog ran away crying. he would make every dog i've ever seen stand down. i miss that cat.

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What is the name of a place that is open 24/7? earth

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When i meet a girl i like. How can i tell her i have to wear diapers cuz of a bladder problem. i am 26 and have girls reject me cuz of it. not something i would mention on the first date.

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Doesn't throwing out the word "begotten" from John 3:16 confirm what the HQ has been saying for about 1400 years, that Jesus was not begotten by God, that God DOES NOT begett? he may not 'beget', but he just couldn't resist that human poontang, could he?

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Which world war had greater poitive social outcome, pertaining to the US? wars do not produce positive social outcomes.

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What is your favorite Night Ranger song? Night Ranger or Let Him Run

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What is your favorite Vangelis tune? 'The Four Horsemen' from '666' by Aphrodite's Child EVERYTHING that's on 'Albedo 0.39' and 'Spiral' the Bladerunner soundtrack EVERYTHING that's on 'Short Stories' and 'The Friends of Mr. Cairo' and 'Private Collection' they are all equally BRILLIANT!

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Who loves Glen Beck? Glenn Beck does!

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How can people deny the holocaust if there are still survivers and evience? i don't deny it happened. i think that some of the numbers are GREATLY exagerrated, but i don't deny it. just like i don't deny the stories of the multiple 'holocausts' the jews perpetrated in those bible stories (some of them make auschwitz look like a picnic). i think its really telling how the word 'racism' gets thrown around when talking about those who...

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Ok, you've heard of "blackened prime rib, or blackened shrimp". What's the difference between "blackened" and just "burned"? 'blackened' is chef talk for burned. they don't call it burned because that sounds like they did something wrong and we all know how hoity-toity chefs are.

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What's the root of all goodness? my penis!

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If you're of any religion, how do you feel about there being so many religions and sub religions, meaning that there is a high chance that what you're devoted is wrong and you wasted so much of your life on nonsense? i've always looked at it that way! there's SOOOO many gods... picking the right one would be like picking the winning lottery numbers!

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What is you favorite The Kinks song? destroyer there's a red under my bed and there's a little green man in my head!

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When you play outside lines in a solo what do think about and any tips for applying this? e.g. Semitone up/down, Coltrane cycle , Just use your ear. just go for it!

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I am up to date on payments with Lexus. I am in the process of filing for bankruptcy. How many months can I drive my car without paying? And how do I drop off my car back to the dealer without having to speak to the manager or staff? what an asshole.

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Cactus=cacti, octopus=octopi... shouldn't the plural of census be censi? what about anus = anii?

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What do the Irish smell like? I only ask because I heard that people from different countries have different smells. whiskey

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Why did Bugs Bunny create the Universe? because he wanted a carrot.

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What do you think of Port Townsend? he was awesome in The Who!

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How can I increase my efficiency in work if I m felling sad and quite? why worry about increasing efficiency at work? until the pay starts increasing, keep the efficiency where it is.

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Have prissy Victorian mores become extinct, or are they coming back in the form of religious fundamentalism? Many young people seem to be fixated on fidelity. Is this the result of religious fanaticism or are there other reasons? yeah, i would say its totally religious nutbags to blame. it has nothing to do with aids or other sexually transmitted diseases at all. that and having to deal with the lies and heartbreak of dishonest relationships. i would have no problem with those who feel 'sexually liberated' if they learned to be honest about it. but, they aren't. i guess that's just too...

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Are you affected by the recession? no. i'm just as poor as i always was.

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What are some of your weird phobia's or soem you have heard of? dont laugh at me, i am scared of Balloons and elastic bands ahhh yuk! i cannot stand to touch wet paper of any kind.

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How often do you fart? as often as i can.

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Has any woman ever tried to convince you that she has some mythical "clitoris"? Was a map drawn, or have you ever heard of one in print? mythical? do a search online for 'big clits' sometime. there are some almost as big as a penis.

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Whats better? real grass or field turf? field turf doesn't smoke as well.

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Can politics be funny? i take comfort in being able to laugh at the fact that nothing is funny anymore.

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Christians! If God asked you to destroy all non-Christians would you? He sends Jesus, and Jesus demands that your God, his father as asked a service of you, and you must preform. Would you disobey your God? i don't need god for this. i already want to destroy the world and everyone in it. god asking me to do it would really be just a formality.

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If I told you weegee was behind you, what would you do? i'm not worried about weegee, its neegee that scares me.

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Is there anyone that can brighten up your day instantly? Geddy Lee.

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I am writing a letter to my customers to thank you for thier business with us as long as i'm to thank for their business with you, you might remind them to send me a check! and one from you wouldn't hurt, either!

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Is the U.S. the country with the earliest digital television switchover deadline? (Or did some country like South Korea beat us to it?) oh, the digital switchover! what promise it holds! 'additional digital content', 'ineractive content', etc.... translation: MORE ADVERTISING POPUPS.

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The Colbert Report or The Daily Show? i remember when kilborn hosted the daily show. it was an equal opportunity mocker back then. not necessarily any better, but not as partisan as both the daily show and the colbert report have become. the daily show RULED when colbert and correll and those guys were there. its a shame, really, that what was once a great show has been split into two mediocre ones. or rather, a mediocre one and...

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Do you have to be drunk to appreciate Dionysus no, but it helps. thank you. i'll be here all week. tip that waitress.

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Can we protect the Earth from global warming? no. why do you think the earth needs 'protection' from global warming. the fact is, it is natural. we are coming out of a mini ice age. it really wouldn't take much for the earth to slip back into an ice age and there's NOTHING that can be done about that either. mother nature is MUCH MORE POWERFUL than 'global warming' propaganda. humans are NOWHERE NEAR being...

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When was the last time you went somewhere? i went to the bathroom a few minutes ago.

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How to open a decorative fabric store? i don't know but, i wish you all the success in the world.

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I've been coughing up brown squishy balls out of my throat latlly. One piece was lodged in my throat for a day before it came out. Any ideas on what this is? I am a smoker by the way. it's called tar. get used to it. or switch to 'lights'.

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My son is being charged with one count of marital rape,how hard is it for the spouse to prove,he has one other sex crime conviction when he was 17yrs old,he groped several women,he was convicted as an adult,and ordered to sex offenders treatment for 6 mo. congratulations on raising another sterling member of modern society. you must be so proud. just keep trying to protect him and MAYBE he won't keep hurting women. right.

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President-Elect Obama has said that his first order of business will be to close the Guantanamo Bay Prison. Thoughts? (No personal attacks, please, just a respectful discussion) take a cruise by your local city jail sometime. you'll see people being released in all kinds of weather with no concern for 'human rights violations'. this is an excuse. this is the 21st century and we are not talking about an insurmountable logistical problem. this not a complex problem. pull the troops out and close the buildings. DONE. people are evicted from their apartments...

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I already worship my own image, and bear the mark of an ex-gf's name, can I still accept the antichrist? yes, you may accept me, my son.

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If you had a child and he/she killed your abusive partner in self-defence would you tell the police the truth or would you tell them you did it in fear that your child would go to prison? let me give you the best bit of advice you will ever hear... DO NOT ANSWER ANY QUESTIONS A POLICEMAN ASKS YOU. DO NOT SAY A SINGLE WORD TO THE POLICE ABOUT ANYTHING EVER. GET AN ATTORNEY.

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The Colbert Report or The Daily Show? the daily show peaked well over a year ago. now jon stewart thinks that if he says 'fuck' enough times he will be considered 'cool' by the college kids and the show won't die. colbert may be currently peaking. both shows have lost their edge.

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If you put sun glasses on that nut Blagojovich do you think he looks like Jim Jones the other nut who killed all those people in Jonestown? if you put a pair of sunglasses on this 'question', will we still recognize it from the other 3 times you posted it?

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Are you a beach or mountain person? the marshes.

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Do you have a memory bank? What does it contain? forged checks and overdrafts.

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One TRILLION dollars, of pork, earmarks, liberal agenda spending, falsely called "recovery" and "stimulus", all about taking power, expanding government, has ZERO chance of improving the economy. Are you on board with this crap? it is time for revolution.

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Does it bother you that the Secretary of the Treasury is a tax cheat, and if you did what he did you would get hammered with fines and interest, but he got to be over the Treasury Dept. and the Internal Revenue Service? america is corrupt. maybe someday enough people will open their eyes to this fact and take it to the streets... but, i doubt it. you've all been bought off with shiny objects and lulled to sleep with pills and tv.

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What do you do when you feel like you have no voice - as if no one can hear what you have to say or what you have to tell them? that's when you break out the hardware and start MAKING PEOPLE LISTEN. either that, or hit the bottle.

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If both the Democrats and the Republicans are against deficits, WHY do we have deficits? because both democrats and republicans are politicians and POLITICIANS LIE. NOT SOMETIMES. ALL THE TIME.

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In the State of Texas, if an indigent person is appointed an attorney, while the inmate is incarcerated, can the court-appointed attorney legally take money from the inmate's trust fund as reimbursement for their attorney fees? first, how can someone be an inmate and still be considered 'indigent'? inmates are provided with food, shelter and clothing. that doesn't sound 'indigent' to me. second, how is it that someone who has a trust fund be considered 'indigent'?

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Should Tort reform be priority to again make Healthcare accessible to all Americans, Since 45 million are without coverage due to high costs? why not? the court systems are already corrupt! we've allowed a small group of criminal assholes to trash the constitution in the name of 'safety' (which we don't and WON'T EVER have)! why not trash more laws so another small group of assholes can profit beyond imagination by selling you 'healthcare' which they cannot provide. GOOD IDEA! YOU SHOULD RUN FOR...

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Do you think there is a right answer for every question asked on AB? If no, do you ever still think someone's answer is wrong even if there is no right answer to the question? every answer that i give is right and correct in every sense. everyone else's answers are always wrong. that's a fact.

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Can osama bin laden use public access tv? with proper training, a monkey can be taught to do almost anything.

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Who sang this i can only rememeber part of it and if i say to you tomorrow Led Zeppelin - What Is and What Should Never Be

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Ok... I heard some ladies talking about the wine in the bible and they had a disagreement. One said it was actually grape juice and wasnt firmented and one said it was. Whats your opinion? Did Jesus turn water into wine or actually was it grape juice? yeah, that's why the bible says that when the believers first recieved the 'holy spirit', people accused them of being drunk. everybody knows that grape juice TOTALLY gets you high. there's NO alcohol in the bible... NONE! just like there's no murder, adultery, sodomy, rape, etc in the bible. the bible only has nice happy clean things in it.

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Islam and Christianity are known for converting the world to their religions, why don't the Jews try and convert gentiles? because 'gentiles' aren't good enough... they just aren't the right kind of people. only God can choose who is a Jew.

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Wow the inaguration is going to cost 170 million dollars.Dont you think they could have spent that on the poor?I guess Obama is more important than food for the poor huh. don't you realize the importance of this historic occasion? for the first time EVER, there's going to be a president! NEVER before in history has there been a president! NEVER! but, now we have a president! i'm so proud!

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Don't you just love it when Hollywood glamourises hip hop thugs? the media in general has an obsession with murderers and suchlike and they jump at every oppotunity to glorify and publicize them... but, i love your avatar pic and i would like your girlfriend's phone #.

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Anyone like e.l.o.? ELO RULES! THEY RULE!

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What the world needs now is ______? complete destruction.

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If you can go to the future... Would you? i am going to the future! one second at a time. i don't really have any choice in the matter.

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Does anyone know which colleges have the highest concentrations of Asians? um, the ones in asia?

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How many businesses will be looted during the inauguration on tuesday? go ahead and downrate... you know i'm right!

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Shouldn't someone in the new president's cabinet make him aware that 'change' isn't necessarily good and that it certainly isn't the same as 'progress'? i'll answer this one for you! they chose the word 'change' because if they had said 'progress' they would actually HAVE TO DO SOMETHING. MEET THE NEW BOSS... SAME AS THE OLD BOSS! ITS ALL THE SAME... ONLY THE NAMES HAVE CHANGED... but, hey... don't let me stop you from soiling yourselves with glee as you flop around in the ecstasy of your own delusions. ...

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Who are the actors in the time-warner triple play commercials with 80's theme fuck time-warner

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Ever notice how many problem technical questions for American made products, cars and trucks vs almost nothing for Japanese made vehicles? Why do these people keep buying these pieces of junk? i don't know. but, i'll tell you what... after all this bailout bullshit, i'm not BUYING my next one. i'm gonna walk right on to the lot and TAKE the fucking thing. I ALREADY PAID FOR IT!

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Is there any Cashews left for me to eat? yes, but i ate all the pistachios.

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How can you prove God is real? God said it. I believe it. That settles it. AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

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Where can I watch "strange brew" and other movies online for free? ha! i love that movie, eh? its pretty obscure, tho... i doubt you'll be able to watch it online... do you have bittorrent? someone might be sharing it...

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Where can I get an assembler for use on my home computer? Not to mention a user's manual to go with it. http://www.freebyte.com/programming/assembler/

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I heard from a friend that in 2012 a comet (433 Eros) will go by and miss us but in 10 or 20 years scientists say it will come around a second time and hit Earth. Is there any truth to this and if so what year? I'm not worried, just curious. Eros is an asteroid, not a comet. It's orbit does not intersect Earth's path.

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Yes or No: People should be allowed to use artificial devices that can be used to control emotional sensations on demand Yes, people should be allowed to use their televisions, radios, etc.

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Significance of industrial revolution in development of management thinking 'management thinking'. LMFAO!

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Americans: Do you think we are innocent until proven guilty, Or guilty until proven innocent? Other countries answer too just say what country. under the law, you are innocent until proven guilty. but, the police and the courts do not operate this way. that's why you should NEVER SAY ANYTHING to a cop.

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What's your favorite AC/DC song? Rock n Roll Ain't Noise Pollution or Hell's Bells or For Those About To Rock

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Why dont we fly our trash into the sun rockets are very expensive to launch and not capable of carrying the amounts of trash necessary to make a significant impact.

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Where is every one? i'm right here!

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What protected us from being Sick, or helped our body fight off Bacteria and Diseases when Prescription Drugs, Medication, or Surgeons didn’t exist decades ago? i'm going to go out on a limb here and say our immune systems. i know that sounds crazy! maybe diet and exercise, but that's probably too controversial.

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I'm drunk tonifgt, anyione wunant to takkke advvantagfe off mme? amazing! you are drunk and still manage to type and spell better than most people on this site!

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What should i do? i dont know what i think anymore. i find myself without any emotions or views. i take comfort in knowing i can laugh at the fact that nothing is funny anymore.

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What is customer service? at Time Warner, customer service means offering a crappy product and staffing a call center with clueless morons who do nothing but spout attitude.

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Do you remember the sleestacks? Marshall, Will, and Holly on a routine expedition Met the greatest earthquake ever known! High on the rapids it struck their tiny raft, And plunged them down a thousand feet below. To the Land of the Lost!

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Why is the bibical god such an insult to humiaty. Someone needs to ask this question ( I believe the divine god/universe) Not the E.T bibical love/fear contradictory and controlling god. That DOES not represent love. congratulations! you are on the path to true wisdom.

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What are your thoughst about the jet that laned int he water and all of the people on the plane were save and alive? total waste of a good plane crash.

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To anyone that's familiar with the story of Sardanapalus in the Bible: if the Bible is supposed to teach Christians, what's the moral of that story? eat, drink and be merry and then kill yourself.

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I have $10 in my pocket...what will I spend it on today? you will put it in an envelope and mail it to me.

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President-Elect Obama has said that his first order of business will be to close the Guantanamo Bay Prison. Thoughts? (No personal attacks, please, just a respectful discussion) he won't do it. politicians make all kinds of promises to get elected. obama is no different.

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Who can tell me what the secret to life is? 7 billion people are living life so i don't really think there's any secret to it.

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How heavy is a space shuttle? Total Weight at Lift-off: 2.04 million kg (4.5 million pounds) Maximum Payload Weight: 26,786 kg (59,000 pounds)

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>< I'm sixteen and I need help on getting someone to hear out my idea for a remake. The labyrinth. I mean it was a good movie when I was younger, but with today's special effects it'd be great. So if anyone who reads this can take this idea to someone who yeah, i thought the same thing about Speed Racer. MAN OH MAN WAS I WRONG!!!!

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Did you ever have a problem for years and years, and then one day you you figured out the solution for the problem? Could you relate the story? i was working on algorithmic music composition using the Python programming language for months and getting nowhere. one night as i was drifting off to sleep, i had a dream/vision of the complete code. i jumped up and wrote it down as quickly as i could... and IT WORKED! i wish that would happen more often!

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What do you think was the last original movie idea Hollywood came out with? i'm still waiting for the first.

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In our current economic state, if you were president you would ______? call for the american people to rise up and violently overthrow the federal government.

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Do you think that people on AB make rude comments just to TRY and make others think that they are smarter than they really are? this is a symptom of a modern american society where ridicule, ugliness and cruelty are the substitute for any real wit.

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Whose quote is "Winners never cheat and cheaters never win"? a very naive person.

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How many words can you spell with the letters A,B,C,D,E,F,G,H,I,J,K,L,M,O,P,Q,R,S,T,U,V,W,X,Y, and Z in any order? all of them that don't contain the letter N.

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Do you believe that the holocaust really happened? (you're going to need a REALLY good reason if you wanna say no.)(if yes, you dont need to explain :-P) When the Jewish army returned from one of their plundering and murdering excursions, the account goes on as follows (Numbers xxxi. 13): ‘And Moses, and Eleazar the priest, and all the princes of the congregation, went forth to meet them without the camp; and Moses was wroth with the officers of the host, with the captains over thousands, and captains over hundreds, which came from the...

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If you could have a theme tune, what would it be? this:

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How likely do you think it will be that an attempt will be made on Obama's life during the inauguration, or the term as a whole? and will it be considered a politcal statement or the waste of a good bullet?

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Don't you think it's time for you to stop deceiving yourself? isn't it time you stopped having sex with children?

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Aristotle said “We make war that we may live in peace.” Do you agree or disagree and why? yes, i can't imagine a better way of reaching out and understanding other humans than killing them.

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Why does god not listen to the prays to end the Palestine conflict ? does he not care for the voice of his one billion + followers? i think jethro tull said it best in 'bungle in the jungle' he who made kittens put snakes in the grass he's a lover of life but a player of pawns

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Average assembly line worker: $40-50,000/yr CEO salary: 6 figures or more Does it make sense to lay off the workers, keeping in mind it's the job of the management to keep the company profitable and competitive? i thought about this alot when the management of American Airlines forced their pilots and mechanics to take pay cuts and then rolled up to the Anatole Hotel in limos for the bankruptcy meetings.

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Was Abraham Lincoln a christian? i don't see how the man responsible for the deaths of more americans than any terrorist in history could rightly be called 'christian'.

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Men wearing skirts as men in public will it ever become a normal thing and be excepted, just like wearing shorts has. they're called kilts and i'd be careful about calling them skirts if you see someone wearing one. yes, there was a time when it was the norm, just as it used to be the norm for men to wear frilly lace and powdered wigs and makeup. so much so that sometimes i wonder why they were referred to as the 'founding fathers' and not the 'founding divas'.

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I posted a question here and obviously I'm going to get flagged for it - is there a site I can go to that isn't going to remove my question http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1202467 Is there a site I can go to that will keep my question alive? ok, so you want to kill yourself but you want to keep your question alive? you need to get your priorities straight.

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How do you manage to make sense of it all? i don't. i only 'stagger onward, rejoicing'.

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If you had to describe the majority of people on this site, what would you say? please refer to my question here: http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1197635

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Are homophobic people homosexuals themselves? are homosexual men pussyphobic?

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I believe in equal pay but my cousin brought up a good point. He said in physical labor were you lift objects people should be paid on how much they can lift. So should someone who can lift 1,000 lbs be paid more then somone who lifts less do you agree? in a system like that horses would make more than any man. and what about the machines?

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Sting's real name Gordon Sumner

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Why did richard nixon go into politics? he went into politics for the same reason every other politician does: THEY ARE TOO FUCKING STUPID TO DO ANYTHING ELSE.

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Are ya happy, are ya satisfied, how long can ya stand the heat? i can stand the heat as long as you don't take me to the room where the green's all green because from what i've seen its hot, its mean

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I am falled in love with a married co-worker at work. I am a married man. Should i her about casual relationship? Is it normal to ask a married women? If she doesn't like casual relatioship, how she going to react with me? you seem determined to mess up your life in a monumental way. good luck with that.

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Why did the USA think it necessary to drop the second atomic bomb on Japan? because the US is a terrorist state.

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Mosheh asks: What is your Hebrew name? i did some research and found out that my true hebrew name is Jewbag Rabinowitz.

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OK, in the past it was a common opinion that political discussions were boring and no one wanted to talk of it. BUT with today's events of wars, global economic problems, and corruptions in government, WHY AREN'T PEOPLE TALKING ABOUT IT MORE? because people prefer style over substance.

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Do you ever feel like everyone takes their anger out on you? goddammit! HOW DARE YOU ASK ME A QUESTION LIKE THAT! HOW DARE YOU!!!

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Have you ever volunteered for something to do with improving our environment? i voluntarily throw all my old batteries in the lake and have used-tire bonfires every weekend.

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Do farts think (not stink)? If so what do they think about? they think to themselves: "man, i'm never going back THERE again!"

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What is the process for time warner cable to get an easement enforced in order to get access to a telephone pole on a neighbor's property protected by a vicious dog? fuck time warner. i hope the dog tears them a new ass hole.

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Does anyone have idea's for modern wedding ceremony music? how's this?

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What is one thing you are glad you outgrew? diapers

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How do you get a cat to refrain from biting down hard on your hand? my cat used to sit under the coffee table and take a playful swipe at my leg whenever i walked past. sometimes she would tag me pretty good. one time, she scratched me really hard and i pretended to be in pain and fell on the ground moaning like i had really been hurt. she never used her claws on me again after that.

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Are you pretty? no, but me am plenty smart.

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Whats are some good things about no longer being a teenager/finally being an adult? i was never so happy as the day i graduated from high school and thought i would never have to deal with those small-minded, shallow people ever again. then i went to college and found it was the same thing all over again. then i entered the workplace and found the same systems of politics and nepotism dominated. so, in answer to your question: i don't really know.

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Why has someone followed all my answers and questions and downrated all of them. Maybe i offended someone. I just got slammed with like 40 continuous -2 subs. getting downrated on this site is a sure sign you are doing something right!

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Eric Clapton is a great singer. What is your favorite song from him? Mine is Tears in Heaven. It has meaning to me. clapton never wrote a good song in his life.. but he sure was up on all the fashions and hairstyles, wasn't he?

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If we united to form an army of love, who would our immediate enemy be? love has no enemies.

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Who is the United States' biggest enemy? it's own government.

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Why do you feel low and depressed when you don't know why? And how do you get out of this mood without using drink and/or drugs? proper diet and plenty of exercise. that may sound like an over-simplified answer, but IT WORKS.

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Does anyone know of a rapper who uses big, complicated, actual English words (vice making up words like for shizza) and raps about something other than the standard fare of hoes, busting caps, rolling on dubs, rolling doobies, setting up shops, etc? that's like asking are there any circles that aren't quite so round?

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What's your favourite sandwich recipe? peanut butter and cheese and honey on wheat bread no, i'm not kidding

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What are some of the best songs sung by Steely Dan? Dirty Work Only A Fool Would Say That Bodhisattva Any Major Dude Will Tell You Black Friday Chain Lightning EVERY SONG on the Royal Scam album Black Cow Aja Deacon Blues Peg Babylon Sisteres Hey Nineteen Time Out of Mind I.G.Y. New Frontier

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In your opinion, what's the best song ever written? Awaken - Yes from the album Going For The One

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What are some songs about female empowerment or something similar? I Am Woman - Helen Reddy

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If every thing you thought that is going to happen in 2012 didn't happen, how would you react or feel etc? the same way i felt when Y2K didn't end the world and the same way i felt when we all didn't get ebola or bird flu.

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What battle scene in star wars was your favorite? that shot of the Millenium Falcon being chased by Star Destroyers and TIE fighters in the Empire Strikes Back where he does the spiralling dive between them and leaves them to crash into each other. that sends shivers down my spine no matter how many times i see it. no CG crap will EVER match that shot.

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If the world is a stage then where is the audience? they watch us all from behind the veil of invisiblity.

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Can anyone PLEASE give me a really good prank call?I need revenge on someone who was so bad, he almost made me cry.Please, he turned everyone against me so I cant have help. even better than a prank call, post his phone number on as many gay chatrooms or forums as you can find on the internet.

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What is your favorite Journey song? (come on you know you have one!) Daydream from the album Evolution (their best) or Mother, Father from the album Escape

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Do you ever get treated like you're stupid? here's a bit of advice that has never steered me wrong: ACT LIKE A DUMBSHIT AND THEY'LL TREAT YOU AS AN EQUAL.

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A name for someone Half Scottish and Half Native American.....what would you call him? Hawk Eye The Noo? What is your best attempt. alcoholic

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Does it bother you that a word can have more than one definition? no. what bothers me are people who use words without knowing the meaning and then say stuff like 'well, that's what it means to ME.'

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What do you think is Steve Vai's best song? The Attitude Song

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Should I get Time Warner Cable, U-Verse, Direct TV, or Dish Network? (Those are my only 4 choices in my area) whatever you do, STAY AWAY FROM TIME WARNER. TRUST ME ON THIS ONE.

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I cheated on m,y boyfriend and he found out about it and he asked me about it and i lied and said no now he wont talk to me at all what should i do? stop cheating and stop lying.

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Your favorite lyrics?? share a part of it? how much more do you really think you know than a flower does about who's behind the door? from Who's Behind The Door? - Zebra

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How much should I take with me to Los Angles, Ca if I'm staying there for a week? that depends on how many hookers and how much coke you are planning on doing.

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Worst guitarist Zakk Wylde even calling him a 'guitarist' makes me puke

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Who played drums for the who after keith moon Kenny Jones

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What is your favorite Soundgarden song? Like Suicide

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What is Heart's best song? Love Alive from the album Little Queen

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Does anyone know that song micheal jackson sung with heaps of other artists. it was some song about the war or for world peace or something. we are the world? trust me, you do not want to hear this song EVER again.

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What do you think of when you think of Kansas? quite possibly the greatest american progressive rock band EVER.

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Is it possible to have just one diabete? yes and if you don't believe me you can kiss my glute!

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Who writes the most depressing music? it makes me sad in my heart when i hear bands like Matchbox20 and Nickelback on the radio.

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Is Billy Squier gay? Don't understand? Watch his music videos... yes, billy's probably gay... but if you let that discourage you from listening to 'Don't Say No' then you are missing out on one of the finest rock albums of the last 30 years.

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More anything? MORE WINE!

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Why are Buddha, Krishna, Allah, Vishnu, etc, never mentioned in the bible? And don't say because they're not real, the bible does clearly mention Baal and various other false gods. the same reason the competition is never mentioned by name in advertising.

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Would it surprise you if I told you that the following quote regarding Israel-Palestine came from Mahatma Gandhi? (full quote in first answer)"Palestine belongs to the Arabs in the same sense that England belongs to the English or France to the French.... no, it would not surprise me. gandhi was an idiot.

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Why do prayers go unanswered? want to know how to have a 100% effective prayer life? ONLY PRAY ABOUT THOSE THINGS THAT YOU KNOW WILL OR WILL NOT HAPPEN ANYWAY. TA-DA!!! you're welcome

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Is too much gas in a persons body dangerous? if it is mustard gas then yes

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Do you like spinach or do you hate it? i loves me spinnich it keeps me strong to da finnich

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Is Whiteboy a racist name? names are not racist. there is no such thing as a racist name.

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Personally, what's the best cure for depression? proper diet and plenty of exercise

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Do you think that for Good and Evil to exist we need God? Put the other way round, are Good and Evil divine concepts of God, or innate responses to moral situations? good and evil are two sides of the same coin. in the bible story, god didn't want you to know about them because he knew that if you did he would be exposed for the fraud he really is.

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Do you think Satan(lucifer) is the unsung hero of the Bible. Courageously standing up against God's tyrrany, evilness and injustice, and for standing up for god, god put satan in a bowl of fire for entirnity the 'unsung hero' of the bible is far and away Jesus' real dad Joseph. think about it. here's a man who's fiance shows up pregnant and then instead of being honest about what happened she says 'God did it'. But, Joseph is cool with it, he loves her. Then she goes all over town spreading her 'God did me' story. Joseph goes ahead and marries the crazy...

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Do you see the unabomber as a hero, a psychopath or plain evil (bearing in mind what he claimed to be standing for?)? 'unabomber' is a name the FBI made up so they could pin a bunch of unsolved crimes on one man and then pat themselves on the back. don't even try to tell me you are talking about the brilliant genius of Ted Kaczynski.

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What's your favorite Nirvana song? Endless, Nameless

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Whats you favourite Queen song? Tenement Funster

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If someone told you that you were ugly, what would your best response be? I've been called worse by better men.

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When the rain falls what do u like to do? smoke a bowl of my favorite medicinal herb and work crossword or sudoku puzzles

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What would you say is beautiful that maybe others wouldn't? female bodybuilders

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Tell me a fun fact? in the US annually there are twice as many suicides as homicides and three times as many traffic fatalities as homicides. fact.

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How do you record the sound from a video? If I wanted just the sound from a video on youtube lets say, how do I get it? does your computer have an audio out jack? if so, just connect it to a cd or cassette recorder. does your computer have a soundcard? if there's no audio out jack, then... do you have any audio recording software on your computer? there are lots of freely available sound programs available on the internet. download one of them and then read the documentation for recording a new sound file.

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What does Steve Miller's song, Kow Kow mean, I love it but I have no idea, if anybody even knows that song off Brave New World "got himself a bent alligator, kept him in a cool elavator yeah"........please enlighten me. i think it means steve liked recreational chemicals. but, more importantly, what does it mean to you? maybe it doesn't have to mean anything, it just sounded right to sing those words with that music at the time?

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How do you tell if you are insecure? I know by body language I am? I have darty eyes my head hangs low and I can't keep eye contact. What are other ways? asking questions like this is a sure sign.

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How many US States have you been to? that's so funny, i was just thinking about this earlier today. my answer is 24.

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Does the bible support the formation of and the state of Isreal and the tactics of Isreal in warfare? why are there so many isreali deviants who do not follow Jewish law living in Isreal? do you mean israel?

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Did E.T. ever phone home? no, but he did phone social services because eliot kept trying to touch him in his bathing suit area.

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What did you think was the main message of "7 Pounds?" (Will Smith movie) that will smith cannot act.

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Would you like to give me a negative? no, i would not. ha! see what i did there?

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Are you willing to defend your country with your life? the problem with the world is that there are far too many people willing to die for their beliefs and too few willing to live for them.

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The earth is filled with too much evil and bad things for there to be God ? True or false? do not be rude. You are entitled to your opinion but you can do that nicely. God and Satan have a deal. A partnership. When you get right down to it, they are the same being. What is the name of those insects? They hunt like this: half of them wait on one side of a path for prey and the other half attacks from the other side. It doesn't matter if the attackers don't kill the prey, because the ones they don't kill are driven into snare of the ones waiting...

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Lets play a game. You write the lyrics to any Megadeth song and i'll try to guess it. If im wrong ill give you points if im right youll give me points. try on this tie never mind the tree

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Are there any song lyrics you sing wrong, even after finding out what the real words are? when i was a kid and i heard 'Instant Karma' by John Lennon i though he was saying 'some cop is gonna get you' at the beginning and i still can't get that out of my head...

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What's your favorite AC/DC song? Rock n Roll Ain't Noise Pollution

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What is the best rock song you know that has understandable vocals? Yellow Ledbetter - Pearl Jam

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What is your favorite theme song for a movie the opening march from 'Force Ten From Navarone'

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What was the best Paul McCartney song after the Beatles? oh man, i said 'Let Me Roll It' but I almost forgot about 'Silly Love Songs' and 'Let 'Em In' I LOVE THOSE SONGS!

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What was the best Paul McCartney song after the Beatles? Let Me Roll It

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What was black sabbaths best song & why Heaven and Hell Dio brought Sabbath up to the level of performance and songwriting that was always there but never fully realized.

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What is the best song played acoustic? Big Love - Lindsey Buckingham from Fleetwood Mac's 'The Dance' live video check it out... it will blow your hair back

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Whats the best metal song ever? Am I Evil - the Metallica version

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What is Led Zeppelins best song? Nobody's Fault But Mine

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Best song by Warren Zevon "Long arm of the law"? Lawyers, Guns and Money

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Why do seashells sound like the ocean when you hold them next to your ear? the voice of satan telling me to kill, kill, kill

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Who thinks this U.S. government is completely and utterly corrupt? EVERY GOVERNMENT IS A CRIMINAL CONSPIRACY TO CONCENTRATE WEALTH AND POWER IN THE HANDS OF A FEW AND SUPPRESS DISSENT AMONG THE REST.

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Is it time for the Israelis to wipe out the Palestinial state? I think yes. The world made the Israelis give up land for the Palestinian state and now you can see what has happened. I saw wipe them out once and for all. They do not want peace. i think its funny that both jews and arabs claim that it is 'holy land' given to them by god and yet neither side can think of anything better to do than throw rocks at each other and kill each other in the streets with guns and missiles. kinda makes you wonder about their 'god', don't it?

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What makes your life worth it? i thank god every day that i'm not a drunken german soccer pansy.

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I've formulated a hypothesis that Liberals on answerbag downrate more than conservatives. It alwas seems that people who answer w/ John McCain for president are at the bottom of the list. Don't you agree? go back to watching tv and leave the critical thinking to the adults.

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Is questioning questions questionably questionable? i would question that.

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In a blind rage im going to change my ab name to oscar leroy. am i unpredictable or what? :0 no. i could see that coming a mile away.

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I hate that in my profession I have to __________________________ work.

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So lately ive been considering talking to my doctor about prescribing me antidepressants, what are the side effects to taking antidepressants? the side effects are that you will be more likely to commit suicide. fact.

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What is your favorite Def Leppard song? Let It Go

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Why does Lil Wayne's tattoo on his forehead look like a cross then a penis underneath it? um, because he's a dickhead?

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What did the researchers conclude as a result of their research? that more research would be required.

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What is a loan shark and where do I find one they are everywhere, just look for the signs that say 'checks cashed' or 'payday loans'.

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How do u change your drunk?? haha, im sick of being tierd after a few drinks, i wanna party like i use too! im olnly 22.... switch to crystal meth.

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What type of economic system does the United States have? GREED.

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Why is Missouri University known as Mizzou? most people from missouri prounounce the name as mizz-oorah because it sounds less like MISERY and they don't have to remind themselves that they live in missouri.

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Americans, why was the Honorable Sen. Burris turned away at the US Senate door? Was it fair OR nefarious? because he is black. that's what you wanted to hear, right?

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You die today and found yourself on the gate of heaven,What would you tell God to convince him you deserve to be in heaven and not hell one man's hell is another man's heaven...

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What's the most painful way to die? the one that causes the most pain.

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What is your favorite made up word? anti-semitism that one always cracks me up.

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What is the Warren Commision? short answer: lies

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What are the exact rules in Mass. regarding Marijuana usage? the EXACT rules are: 1. puff 2. puff 3. pass

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What kind of job can i get with an associates in human service? a mind-numbing, soul-draining, low-paying, dead-end one.

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Why is it where I work education quality of work knowledge and or skill are not rewarded but ignorance is rewarded? People don't take calls and I get many of them that are unrelated to my job why are my lazy co-workers still even employed? welcome to the real world. your workplace is the same as every other.

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Hey, have have you ever tried really reaching out for the other side? i did... and i was sorely disappointed.

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I've been listening to a singer named "Chase Coy" and he sings a song called "Take me away" which mentions Autumn days. What exactly are Autumn days? just a wild guess here, but i'm assuming he's referring to a day (as opposed to night) other than any day in spring, summer or winter...

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If there were billions of billions of different dinosaurs that lasted millions and millions of years, and they all farted thousands of times over their lifetimes, where are all those dinosaur farts? what do you think happens to all those tons of marijuana and cocaine that get confiscated and burned annually? something else to think about...

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If in the future mankind engineers devices that can be used to manipulate and control emotions, should we use them? those devices already exist and you use them everyday.

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What is the recommendation for working with customers at mc donald and what type of training is needed.(examples). please help me its for homework a mcdonald's customer is someone who needs serious therapy and i would first suggest to them that they need to think about going somewhere else to eat. also, there is no position in the entire mcdonald's organization that requires ANY training whatsoever.

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If you were thinking of becoming an artist would you actually feel scared because you fear that none of your art work will ever get sold? if you are a true artist, you don't make your art for money... you do it because, like breathing, YOU MUST!!!

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What side was right during the American War Between the States? are you talking about the War of Northern Aggression?

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Who killed Biggie and 2pac? I don't know who killed them but if you find out who it was let me know so I can shake their hand.

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Who actually deceived God first? Was it Adam or was it Eve? God deceived himself first by thinking he was God.

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Is Hitler the most evil man in history? Is there anyone equally as evil? Worse than Hitler? its always hitler this hitler that... hitler hitler hitler... and you want to know why? quite simple. hitler was a media whore. photos and films of him abound. not so with mao, stalin, pol pot, etc and the many others who did their dirty work before the age of photography and film. this worked out great for the US government when it came time for them to propagandize the american people into a...

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