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I went to eat today at a restaurant (we're all 19) and they refused to give us beer. Why? Is it really illegal for restaurants?
If you live the the US, and you are under 21, it is illegal for ANYONE to provide you with alcohol, whether it's a restaurant, bar, club, bowling alley, or 7-11. Location of said service is inconsequential.
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True or False? You are cooking dinner tonight?
False...tonight is the boyfriend's turn;)
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Do you want a fling or a relationship this summer?
fling....and I've been pretty upfront about it.
As long as it stays fun and entanglement free I'm all in....but the minute it gets even the slightest bit complicated I'm outta there so fast his head will spin. I just don't do complicated;)
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When you were growing up,where you raised in a Christian church or a Catholic church?
Both. The Catholic Church IS Christian.
OR did you mean PROTESTANT church under which would fall any number of subsects? ie: Baptist, Lutheran, Methodist, etc....
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Do you like your last name? I hate mine because no one can pronounce it correctly.
My last name is very easy to make fun of, which was a royal pain in the ass growing up (and still it to tell the truth)
But I don't hate it...I think it gives me character:)
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Do you know anyone named Megan?
Yeah....me;)
Except I spell it M-e-g-h-a-n and more often than not I just go by Meg. It's pretty damn near impossible to misspell Meg ;)
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Do you eat breakfast? And what do you generally eat?
coffee and toast as I'm running out the door late as usual......
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Can Christians be liberal minded?
Why couldn't they be? Christian and conservative are not mutually inclusive.
Tread carefully: painting everyone with the same sterotypical brush is a dangerous exericse in jackassery.
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Will Obama Gate be Teleprompter Gate will that be his scandal?
His inability to string two coherent sentences together sans teleprompter isn't a SCANDAL (but it is rather pathetic)
Lets try to avoid the hate-mongering. It never furthers anyone's agenda.
**EDIT: a -4? Really? Because I called the Grand Poomba Oh Holy Lightbearer pathetic or because I refuse to admit it's a "scandal"? Which side, exactly, did I piss off this...
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If I'm bored at work, what website would you recommend me to waste my time on? (apart from this one!)
Here are a few of my favorites (without these I would barely be able to endure my Oppressive Office of Doom)
You Suck At Craigslist:
http://www.yousuckatcraigslist.com/
Passive Aggressive Notes:
http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com/
Awkward Family Photos:
http://awkwardfamilyphotos.com/
Fuck You, Penguin:
http://fuckyoupenguin.blogspot.com/
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Do you find humor in sarcasm?
Absolutely.
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Someone of whom you are not fond is being threatened. Do you offer help, remain silent, stay on the sidelines and observe or look the other way?
Help...always help.
It's just the right thing to do.
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Without getting up, how many televisions are in your view right now?
One
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Are fishnets ALWAYS trashy?
No.
Worn with the right outfit, they can look sophisticated.
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I need to know now. Are you in or out?
In.
I've made a slew of Very Bad Decisions lately, so why the hell not?
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I'm going to buy a t-shirt that has Obama's face on it with the slogan on it that says "Welcome Back Carter". Would you say anything to me if you saw me wearing it?
I'd say right on!
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"Obama vows to fight AIG bonuses"! Hot diggity dawg! Finally! Someone who is willing to fight the big fat cats and is on the side of we the people. I say "good for you, Prez"! What do you say?
What I say is this:
That's all well and good, but how "on the side of we the people" can Obama be if he is seriously considering making WOUNDED veterans PAY for their OWN medical treatment — including any treatment for injuries recieved during their terms of service.
Eric Shinseki, Secretary of Veterans Affairs (and a retired General, no less!), confirms that the...
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Who is america's songbird of all times, is it celine dion?
Celine Dion is Canadian.
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Is your house or apartment always neat and orderly?
hahahahahahahaha.......that would be a NO.
Don't get me wrong: it's clean, just not obsessively orderly. I grew up in a very sterile, "don't even think about sitting on the good furniture" household, so as an adult I've made it an effort to live in more comfortable and relaxed surroundings.
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Which do you like better Myspace or Facebook?
Facebook.
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HONESTLY: How often do you visit AB4Adults & ACTUALLY look around and answer questions?
Never. It's just not my thing.
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What are five things your thankful for today.
1. My grandfather died at home instead of in a hospital. Hospitals pissed him off.
2. Due to scheduling conflicts with the cemetery, the funeral had to be delayed. This allowed family in Ireland time to fly over for the service.
3. My grandmother is holding it together...at least for now. I'm worried about her.
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How Irish Are You?
"You are 95% Irish"
"Congratulations, you're a shining example of an Irish lass (or lad).
There's hardly anyone more Irish than you!"
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Would you please join me in supporting our friend Shammer? Her son was killed in an accident.
Oh my god. Oh, Shammer, I am so sorry.
If you need ANYTHING, please know we are all here for you.
You and your family are in our thoughts and prayers.
Love, Meg
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I have Aspergers syndrome, but I feel that for every person who really has it, there are 5 kids who say they have it and use it as an excuse for everything. Do you agree? Why or why not?
I do agree.
I know two people with Aspergers: my cousin Sam and my boss's son, Derek.
Derek, who is 31 years old, was diagnosed with AS 15 years ago. He was just fired from his 6th job in 4 years. Working full time, he said, "is just too hard."
He spends all day sleeping and playing video games.
He recently broke into our office and stole all of our petty cash...
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Are you happy with the results of last night's American Idol--the three going to the top 12? (Danny Gokey, Alexis Grace and Michael Sarver)
I'm just glad that fruit loop Tatiana was given the boot.
That bitch was C R A Z Y.
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What would you say to your dog if you found out that he/she can talk?
Please stop dragging your asses on my carpet.
I know it's not because of your anal glands seeing as how I have them squeezed regularly. So I'm pretty sure you're just doing it now to be a jackasses....the whole lot of you!
Mommy doesn't appreciate ass tracks on the nice rug, damnit!
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STOP, think of a random song.
What is it?
"On Your Porch"
The Format
(Ok, so it's not so random...seeing as how it's what I'm listening to right now!)
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Answer this question with the very first word that comes to mind , one word only please , how are you feeling...?
Exhausted
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Can you name some good dog names?
My dogs:
Maggie Mae (Golden Retriever)
Abigail (Golden Retriever)
Eloise (Black Pug)
Beatrix (Fawn Pug)
Childhood dogs:
Baxter (cocker spaniel)
Charlie (yellow lab/golden mix)
Kelly (whippet/german shepherd mix)
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How often do you change your sheets?
Once a week.
Usually Wednesdays:)
I'm so frickin predictable it's horrifying!
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Most easy for you to make friendship ?with married woman or with unmarried girl?
I have friends who are both married and unmarried.....
However, most of my married friends are friends from high school and college...if we met now I don't know how much we'd have in common.
Don't get me wrong: I love my friends. I really really do. We have a long history and we've always been there for each other. But if I'm being honest I have to admit...
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I seriously think there is something wrong with me. Ever since the Christian Bale Terminator set blow up, I have found him intoxicatingly sexy. I am usually a very reasonable woman. Ladies: are we just suckers for bad boys? Guys: are you surprised?
I know EXACTLY what you mean;)
He's naughty......so scrumptiously naughty......
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Do you think Christian Bale is hot?
He is DELICIOUSLY HOT. Grrrrrr.....;)
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What brand of make-up is the best for foundation?
I use Bare Minerals.
I first tried it 4 years ago and haven't used anything else ever since.
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If I told you my husband walked out in 1999 and that was the last time I saw him and I still haven't gotten a divorce, what would you say?
I'm sure you have your reasons.
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I dont do hash or other drugs some of my friends do. but i think very unfair people who has cancer or other illness cant get hash to take away pain without getting over the internet .and in amsterdam most of people that live there dont smoke just tourists
Flagged.
Not a question.
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I am 15 but my mother think i am small.what to do to prove that i have become a grown up child?
I'm 30, with both an undergraduate and master's degree, financially stable, and completely self-sufficient...... and my mother still tries to treat me like I'm 12.
The truth is, there really isn't anything you can do to compel your mother to recognize you are growing up.
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Yesterday my xboyfrnd saw my pictures on facebok and they were like too extra sexi and hot pictures. as i belong to muslim religion, those pix shudnt b there like that. my other frns tol me and he told me howcome i hav my sluty pix on fb now. continue
Dear Sarah,
I'm sorry, but I don't possess the ability to decipher the hot mess of confusion that is your "question"
To be honest, your phrasing was barely coherent.
You are obviously very young (or perhaps just very stupid).
Whenever you post pictures that could be construed as innappropriate on Facebook, MySpace, or any other type of social networking site you...
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What would you do if someone threw rotten mash potatoes at your face?
I'd kick their ass.
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Was a war for independence inevitable by the end of 1773?why or why not?
You really need to do your own homework.
How do I know this is homework?
Because this sounds exactly like an essay question I would have written when I taught high school history.
The answer is out there, in dozens of different credible sources...but (and here's the kicker) you have to WORK to find them.
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What do you usually keep well stocked up to drink in your home?
Sweet iced tea. It's all I drink:)
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Many people who employ young live-in domestic worker girls (like maid girls/nanny girls) and require them to wear "uniform" (like skirt, blouse, apron, name tag) don't dress up themselves (and wear jeans/t-shirt/shorts/sweater)? What do you say about it?
I was a nanny for a ridiculously wealthy family for a couple of years while in grad school...and I was never asked to wear a uniform, nor were any of the other nannys I knew.
Uniformed "domestics" are not as common as movies/TV/pop culture makes them out to be. Most just wear normal everyday clothes.
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What college or university did/do you go to? What is your major?
James Madison University, History
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Can you name all the U.S. Presidents during your lifetime?
Carter
Reagan
Bush
Clinton
Bush
Obama
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Have you ever met a stuck up person who is fat...? Do they not realize their condition or why do they feel like they should be so stuck up...?
Well, well, well......aren't you a judgemental little snot?
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I have a set of 10 commemorative coins from NASA Kennedy Space Center featuring the Challenger. On one side says "The New Era of Space Exploration" and the other side has a different design and dates between 2-3-84 and 1-28-86. Have any idea what these R?
February 3, 1984 is the date of the first successful untethered space walk
January 28, 1986 is the date of the Challenger explosion
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I am 40 years old and i am interested in going back to school and getting a bachelors degree in health administration and management wich takes about 4 years. DO you think its too late? am i being unrealistic? i need a career after raising my kids.
No such thing as too late:)
Case in point, in my graduate program there was a lovely gentleman named David who had just gotten his Bachelors and was now pursuing his Masters degree in History.
He was 75.
And one of the greatest people I have ever met.
Go back to school. You won't regret it!
Good Luck!
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Is there any organization that would spay/neuter a dog at a discount ? There's a sorority girl that needs to have her pup spade but cannot afford the full Vet. fee. ($300)
First of all, let's just get this out of the way:
DO NOT, I repeat DO NOT adopt a pet if you are unable to afford the most basic of veterinary care! Holy shit, what is wrong with some people??
Ok, now onto the question at hand:
Depending on the dog there may be a rescue group specific to it's breed (if it's purebred) that may be willing to help with the cost (she'd...
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Do you enjoy David Sedaris' books?
He's frickin' HILARIOUS.
Anyone who doesn't laugh at his writing must be dead inside;)
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I am nine years old and am the tallest in my class. when we play football i always get put in goals its so unfair sometimes i would like to be the striker. how can i solve this problem.
For starters you can wait 5 years and then come back and ask.
The minimum age to participate on AB, according to the Terms of Use, is 14.
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Who you are makes a difference!! http://www.helpothers.org/story.php?sid=9267
Not a question!!
Flagged as Nonsense!!
(See, I can perkily use exclamation marks, too)
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Hahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!
You realize that since you decided to brag about your jackassery you've just probably landed yourself in the Penalty Box, right?
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Everytime i go shopping for a bathing suit with my mom, we always get into a argument. I have a chest that sinks in, in the middle between my boobs, so my mom won't let me wear string bikinis because she thinks the top will move over too much? Any advice
Wait until you turn 18 then buy whatever the hell you want.
Until then, your mom has the upperhand..not to mention the purse strings. If she says no string bikini's, well, that's that. She's the mom, you're the kid...what she says goes.
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Someone is writting letters and making phone calls pretending to be me
Sorry to hear that. That's a tough position to be in.
Did you have a question?
(Keep in mind that this is ANSWERbag...not STATEMENTbag)
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What kind of day are you having? good, bad, happy or sad?
A craptastic one.
Wednesdays suck.
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Isn't it sad that we live in a society where Anna Nicole Smith gets more coverage when they die than someone like Pulitzer Prize-winning novelist John Updike?
Apparently all it takes to garner the fickle attention of the unwashed masses is copious amounts of silicone rather than a masterful command of the English language and the art of the metaphor.
Mr. Updike, Sir, you are an icon. I, at least, will grieve your loss. However, you said it best yourself: "We do survive every moment, after all, except the last one"
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I have to write a literary analysis of a short story I just read for my American Lit Class. So what I want to know is "How do you put your thinking cap on"? or is it a hat? Why did I even ask this question?
I know what you mean:)
I'm supposed to be preparing a report for a meeting tomorrow and instead I'm ABing, playing Spider Solitaire, and watching stupid crap on YouTube......
If you find that thinking cap let me know where I can get one....;)
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Should we make porn illegal in united states? its a sin
If we made everything that could be considered a sin illegal we'd be left with, well, nothing.
Restaurants would close.
Gluttony is a sin, so we'd have to regulate how much people ate. Food consumption would have to move underground to avoid the prying eyes of Big Brother, much like drinking did during the prohibition.
Comfortable Furniture would have to be banned.
Sloth...
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Is it normal to spend $800 on a wedding dress? Because I want this one: http://www.beautifullymodest.com/store/wedding-dresses/princess-cut/3901m/
If you can afford it, go for it!
(and yes, it's normal....that's quite a reasonable price, actually!)
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Why do you not accept bad to make sex-relations. have you not any fear from Jesus Christ or god.Christianity can finish too due to your this work.
Ok...obviously English is not your first language, and that's ok. You're making an effort and that counts:)
You should know, however, that your question makes very little sense. No sense, actually.
Try rephrasing your question.
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This isn't homework, I just want my friends to think I'm smart. Its Trig, so only answer if u know what ur doing please. Find all solutions of the equation in the interval {0,2pie}. cos x/2 - sinx = 0.
I think you're lying.
Do your own homework.
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Did George W. Bush do anything right during his presidency?
Bush pushed for and was able to pass massive expansion of IRA and 401k and other self directed retirement plans. He was able to make those changes permanent too.
Additionally, President’s Emergency Plan for AIDS Relief (PEPFAR)is an accomplishment he and his administration can be proud of. Before PEPFAR, only 50,000 people in sub-Saharan Africa were receiving treatment for HIV and/or...
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Do you greet yourself in the moring when you awake (e.g. set the tone for your day)?
No, but I greet the dogs.
They always put me in a good mood:)
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What is a best way to propose a girl where she doesn't know about you?
You don't.
End of story.
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My new husband climbs in bed with my 16 year old daughter. The Grand Jury votes a no bill. Dose this mean it is okay for step dads to get in bed with new step daughter and fondle her? he is nude doing this while she is a sleep. Can we do anything?
First of all, this question is obviously fake.
Liars suck, Anonymous.
Putting that aside, it should be mentiond that sexual assault it ALWAYS illegal...and fondling a 16 year old girl while she's asleep defnitely qualifies.
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What is the name of ANY fish in the world?
Chordata.
Well, that's their phylum name, anyway;)
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What outgoing message did you put on your answering machine/voicemail?
"You've reached ***-****. Please leave a message after the tone."
Not very interesting;)
But my cell phone message is:
"This is Meg. I am, at this moment, desperately trying to find my phone at the bottom of my ridiculously large purse. I'll call you back when I finally find it.....if I find it."
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Illinois Governor Blago apparently doesn't have time to show up at his trial but does have time to be a guest on a zillion talk shows. What do you think of him and his bizarre behavior?
I think he's a few cards short of full deck...and arrogant or delusional enough to think he's untouchable.
Shades of Nero while Rome was burning, anyone?
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What comes to mind when you hear "Wikipedia?"
NOT a reliable or credible academic source.
Any whackjob with a bug up his ass can add/change information at will.
When I taught high school history (and when I return to teaching next year) any student who had/has the audacity to use Wikipedia as source material got/gets an automatic D.
They, of course, had/have the option to redo their paper with credible academic sources for full...
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What would you rather do to relax: take a swim, have a cigarette or have some liquor?
I'd rather take a hot bath, put on my jammies, and crawl in bed to read a good book.
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Who does your tax returns?
My Dad and I do them together..and we have ever since I was a teenager.
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Am I the only one who thinks Michelle Obama has terrible taste in clothes? Did you see that outfit on inauguration day? like something Queen Elizabeth would have worn!! and the ballgown was like a 17 year old's prom dress!!
I agree completely.
And we're going to take a lot of flack for it, believe me.
Apparently having a dissenting opinion about Mrs. Obama's (questionable)fashion choices is one step away from heresy. Ridiculous.
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Three people from the history you would like to meet?
Eleanor of Aquitaine
Sallust
Hugues de Payens
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What's the best brand of root beer out there?
IBC
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What did you think of Michelle Obama's gown, the one worn to the Inaugural Ball?
I wasn't a fan.
I thought it looked like a tacky wedding dress.
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Are you a intimidating person or scared of your own shadow.?
Intimidating.
I made my boss' son cry last week.
(Don't feel too bad...he's 31, just fired from his 5th job in 4 years, and he still lives with his mother.)
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What can't you trust your self with?
Twinkies.
They're my weakness.
They're probably also going to give me some weird form of cancer, but I can't resist their nitrate-laden goodness!
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Did you watch the inauguration?
I did.
All of us in the office gathered around one of the computers and watched it live online.
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When was the last time you were excited for something, and it didn't happen? Were you disappointed?
Today was supposed to be a snow day...a rare occurance here in Virginia Beach.
Wanna know how much snow we got?
N O T H I N G.
N A D A.
Z I P.
Z I L C H.
North Carolina got it all, those greedy bastards!
I'm so pissed. I was looking forward to a day off.
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Would you forgive your bf for not telling you he stayed in touch with his former lab partner claims u would overeact .She is married she asked to stay in touch see how his nursing program was going.
Wow....
You are completely freaking out for absolutely NO reason.
Since when is being a nice guy a bad thing?
Stop borrowing trouble.
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Do you have a phobia? What is it and do you know it's official name?
Mottephobia- fear of moths
(That's right...I am afraid of moths. Seriously. They absolutely P E T R I F Y me)
I'm also completely freaked out by cruise ships, or to be more specific, being trapped on a sinking cruise ship and sucked into a watery grave, but I don't think that particular fear HAS a name:)
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My BF would like us to make it in front of his 95 years old grandad as his last request because he can't watch porns on TV anymore due to his bad eyes. I feel a bit uncertain about what to do or think. Any advices?
I think you are attempting to be provocative and shocking.
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In actuallity, you've become tedious and predictable.
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Have you seen the Polaroid PoGo instant digital camera? Do you think you will need to shake the photo when it comes out of the camera?
You probably don't need to, but I think I'll shake it just for nostalgia's sake:)
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Is it easy for you to find parking space near your house/work/university?
Work: yes. I work in a very small office building with plenty of parking
Home: usually, yes...but in the summer jackasses like to block my driveway.
I live 3 blocks from the beach and, although they aren't supposed to, people park all along my street, often RUDELY blocking my and my neighbors driveways.
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Can a girl get pregnant on top? I think so but my g/f says different.
Your girlfriend is an idiot.
Everytime you have sex you take the risk that she could become pregnant, regardless of position, use of contraception, or crossing your fingers and hoping for the best.
Sex is an undeniable pleasure.....but it is also a great responsibility, one it sounds to me like you are both too ignorant to handle.
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What major college or university do you live closest to?
Virginia Wesleyan College
Old Dominion University
Regent University
Norfolk State University
Tidewater Community College
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Ban alcohol or jail for life anyone found to be drunk and disorderly
Because Prohibition worked so well the first time around?
Aren't our jails already overcrowded enough?
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I have decided to write down my deepest secrets and leave them anonymously around public places hiding them in things. What is your opinion on this, would you be interested in doing something like that? Do you think it could be a new form of therapy?
I think that sounds a lot like littering, Mr. Officer:)
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When is the next time you will be going to the grocery store? What are 3 items you need from the grocery store?
I'm going after work today and I need tomatoes, feta cheese, and fabric softener:)
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Does anyone think its said because river phoenix died ? being that he was an inspiration and hot
I think it's sad when anyone dies young.
The saddest part about River Phoenix's death from an overdose is that it was preventable.
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Dear Rohn,
Pathetic desperation and neediness are never attractive.
The ability to spell, however, is.
I think I can honestly say that I'd never sleep with you.
Smooches!
Meg
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My life penguin, gtravels, has made that long climb to Genius! Who would like to join me in congratulating her?
I'm late to the party (as always!)
Congrat's gtravels!
You are now a certifiable Genius!
How kick-ass awesome is that??
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What is your favorite movie set in medieval times/middle ages? (including fantasy)
I have to jump on the Ladyhawke bandwagon....it's one of my favorite movies EVER:)
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Do you have a picture of an ugly bridesmaid dress?
I've worn a shameful number of hideous bridesmaid dresses (some of my friends have god-awful taste)
But there's no way in hell I'm going to share pictures of me wearing'em:)
It's bad enough said photographic evidence exists...I'm not about to make it worse by plastering 'em across the internet!!!
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How many of you have read any books of the Twilight series? If you have what do you think of it?
I TRIED to read the first one.
It was such irritatingly saccharine "woe is me" teenage angst driven drivel I couldn't force myself to suppress the gag reflex long enough to finish it.
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After making a purchase at a store, do you double check your change, or just throw it in Your wallet, trusting in the honesty of the cashier?
I ususally just toss it in my wallet....not so much because I believe in the inherent veracity of the cashier but because I'm really lazy.
However, these days I rarely use cash so it's not as much of an issue:)
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Who was president when you were born?
Jimmy Carter (1978)
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How many times have you been in the penalty box in the last twelve months?
None.
I've never been in the penalty box.
(Which is frickin' amazing since I'm a Very Mean Girl with absolutely no filter........)
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What are you making for dinner today?
Nothin'
I'm exhausted today.....I just don't have the energy to even think about cooking.
I think I'll stop for a salad on the way home from work and veg out on the couch and watch crappy television:)
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Hi. I am a master student at Iowa State University. I completed my first semester there with low grade. (GPA 3) I also received acceptance from University of Michigan. I am an engineering student with low grades. Which one is better transfer or stay?
First of all, a 3.0 (if that is what you meant by GPA 3) isn't a low grade.
A B average is perfectly acceptable.
Secondly, by accepting admission to Iowa State, you turned down Michigan. You'd have to reapply for admission at this point, and the spot may no longer be open....after all, you turned them down once before....
Of course, if you are truly unhappy in your graduate...
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How many Rings are you wearing right now?
None.
I very rarely wear rings any more.
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52% of adults received flu shots. Did you get yours?
No. I like to live dangerously.
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Wrangler Jeans or Levis? Which one accents your tush better?
I'd like to think my tush would look equally delectable in either:)
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My son is 19 and doesn't want to get a job. I feel I do not owe him or his father any more money if he's not going to finish school. I need to know how to get child support to stop taking my money, I can use myself.
If your son is 19 and not in school, chances are you are no longer required to pay child support.
He is now considered an adult. Given his age, you should have your lawyer appeal to the court to have them revisit any support rulings.
Be aware, however, that in many states jurisdiction of the family court is permitted in cases of children over 18 years of age where exceptional...
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When you go home, what is the first thing you do?
The first thing I do is take the dogs for a walk.
I literally walk in the door, drop my purse and my keys on the table and grab the leashes.
It's one of my favorite times of day:) My girls love going on their "adventures"
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If you could replace your kitchen countertop, what material would you choose and why?
For some unknown reason I can't stand the look of granite countertops. I don't know why...I just hate 'em.
My kitchen has slate countertops and they are GORGEOUS, but if I was replacing them I would probably choose stainless steel. I just like the look:)
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Other than it's name, what do you most frequently call your pet? Where did you come up with it?
I call Maggie and Abby, who are golden retreivers, the "Golden Achievers" or "Golden Underachievers" (depending on how naughty they've been)
Abby is called Puppy (even though she's 2 now), Ab-normal, Abs, Abigail
Maggie is also called Mags, The Good Dog, Magalicious, and Maggie Mae.
Eloise, the pug is alos called Puglet, Puggles, Puggy, Devil Dog, and...
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Were you surprised to find out that Hugh Laurie speaks with a British accent?
No, I already knew he was British.
(Love those old Blackadder reruns)
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Can you define "friend" in one sentence?
A friend is a person you keep around because they know too much.....
Just kidding;)
To me, a friend is a person you can be open and honest with and take comfort in the fact that they'll still stick by you...no matter how cranky you get:)
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How does your hair look today?
It's a mess.
I'm getting my hair done at 5:30 so I didn't bother blowing it out or using a flat iron this morning...I just pulled it back into a pony tail.
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Is the interior of your car spotless or does it look like a landfill?
Landfill.
I am apparently incapable of keeping my car clean.
I guess I'm just an automotive slob:)
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What comes in your mind when i say dog?
My three girls: Maggie, Abigail, and Eloise
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I have a tooth and its little and it really hurts how do i make the pain or get it out without it hurting (im really sensitive!)?
The solution is astoundingly simple.
Go To The Frickin' Dentist.
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Who came up with the word supercalofragileisticexpialodocious? and please dont say mary poppins, because she is fake
Richard M. Sherman, who wrote the song
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Who was the most disappointing person in your life so far?
My Grandfather (on my mother's side)
I've spent the majority of my life trying to make excuses for him, but the truth is unavoidable: he is a complete asshole.
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Ladies :What's the least amount of makeup you usually wear?
The least would be none (I don't wear any makeup when I'm at lounging around at home or when I'm at the gym)
But for normal day to day wear I usually use a mineral foundation (Bare Minerals), blush, eyeshadow, eyeliner, mascara, and lip gloss....
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When you wake up in the middle of the night and can not sleep what do you do?
I read:)
Ususally something technical and tedious, like an academic Journal or review. Knocks me right out:)
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Why do americans all generally hate mexicans?
Most Americans DON'T hate Mexicans.
There is a vast difference between taking issue with those who seek to illegally immigrate to the US and hating an entire nation of people. Sheesh.
I DO, however, hate people who make sweeping generalizations.
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So if SaraMonster and I were drowing, and you could only rescue one of us, which one of us would you save? And why?
I'm gonna have to go with Sara on this one....we're birthday twins, for God's sake! (hooray for Nov. 6th!! Woot!)
Sorry, Blob:(
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Name an unskilled job that is physically hard, dirty, and generally holds little social prestige?
Ditch digger:)
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Where are all the single, available women ages 21-30 that have no children? :D
We're busy having lives.
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Is it possible to get a highschool transcript online? PLEASE HELP!
That's something you really need to call your specific school district's central office and ask.
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My fiance and I have been having sex on a normal basis for the past 2 wks. My period isn't due for another week but I've gotten 2 yeast infections in the past week and a half. i read that sometimes yeast infections can mean pregnancy. is this true?
Yeast infections, while common during pregnancy (especially 2nd trimester, are not an indicator that you ARE pregnant.
More than likely, the infection was never actually gone or he has been reinfecting you.
The general rule of thumb is that whenever you are being treated for a yeast infection to make sure your partner uses the cream as well. Chances are that he is re-infecting you or the...
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I am a younger girl but I have met who is alot older than me. We have alot of fun together. He lets me drink and do stuff and we have started having sex. Why do people always think this is back for a young girl to like an older guy?
Ummm..."he lets me drink and do stuff and we have started having sex..."
I think you just answered your own question, kiddo.
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Would you give up your beloved pet if your fiance issued you an ultimatum to do so? I'm a dog lover. He's not. And it's a dealbreaker for him.
Not a chance in hell.
My dogs and I are a package deal. Love me, love my girls.
Giving me such a shitty ultimatum would be MY dealbreaker.
He sounds like a tool. You can do better.
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It is Sixty B's Birthday today! Who'd like to stop by and wish her lots of happiness and success in 2009?
Hooray!
Happy Birthday, Sixty B!
Birthday hugs all around! :)
Now, you go get your birthday on, you hear??
Don't do anything I woulnd't do!
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I like the girl she is in my class i think she not like me . i TEXT her but she cant reply . i Talked her she said " she cant do fiendship " . But in class she made eye contact just for a while (for a second) should i start ignor her ? what should i do?
She has made it very clear she is NOT interested.
Leave her alone and move on.
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I said Happy Hanukkah to a few people today, and they responded "I'm not Jewish". I am Jewish and when I am told Merry Christmas, I just say thank you, you too... Should they have done the same?
If they'd had manners they would have just said said "Thank you"
Sheesh!
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How long had you known the first person you slept with? How was it? Do you know what ever happened to them?
About 2 years
Awkward as hell and ultimately disappointing
I have no idea what he's up to now. I haven't seen him in years....although he apparently still likes to trash me to mutual acquaintenances (I broke up with him before I left for college and he didn't handle it very well.....)
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So whats your plans for New years 2008?
I have this gala thing...that *gasp* I don't have a dress for yet! Ack!
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Do you play nice?
Never;)
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What size T-shirt or Sweat-shirt do you wear?
If it's a womens cut, then a medium
If it's a men's cut, a small.
But I have a couple of sweatshirts that are larges and extra larges that are comfy for lounging around in:)
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IF U FIND OUT THAT THE LADY/ GUY U FIND ONLINE AND U FELL IN LOVE WITH IS A CRIPPLE WHAT WILL U DO?
First of all, I'd probably gouge my own eyes out for having the unmitigated gall to call someone a cripple.
Secondly, if your "love" is so shallow that a physical handicap is enough to sour any feeligs of affection, then you have bigger problems...like being a jackass, for example.
Sheesh.
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Infant swallowed shoe polish
Call the frickin' doctor already!
What are WE suppsed to do????!!!! AHHHHHHHH!!!!
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Who's is the biggest gift under your tree this year?
I just dropped all my presents at my parents house last night, and by far the biggest present was for my sister....
I wrapped the gift card I got her in a HUGE (and I mean H U G E) box...hee hee hee hee;)
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Is a toilet seat a good Christmas gift for my girlfriend?
Not if you ever want to have sex with her ever again.
If you got me a toilet seat as a Christmas present I'd beat you with it:)
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Do you think Christmas day should be the start of the celebration of Christmas, or the end?
Well,for me it's not the start or the end....it's smack dab in the middle....
The Season starts at the onset of Advent, four Sundays before Christmas and the end is supposed to be on the Epiphany, January 6th (12 days after Christmas).
But maybe that's jut the Catholic in me talking:)
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Who is more vicious in relationship matters - men or women?
Women....oh,definitely women.
We can be very very very evil.....;)
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The Real Housewives of Orange County, New York City, or Atlanta?
I find the "ladies" (and I use that term very very loosely) of all three to be rather tacky and ostentatiously repulsive.
Boo to Bravo for obnoxiously showcasing the lives of the rich and tasteless.
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Is it worth trying to get someones attention if they ignore you?
Hell, no!
Why waste a moment of your life trying to get the attention of someone who, in all probability, isn't even worth your time?
Focus on the people who DO care...and tell those who'd rather play mind games to kiss your ass:)
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If you don't date because of a past experience for a few years, Does that make you a looser?
My fiance died in a car accident several years ago.
I now avoid what could become a serious entanglement like the plague. I'm just not in that place yet.
Does that make me a loser?
I don't think so.
I personally think the losers are the ones who can only seem to define themselves through the people they date:)
There's much to be said for self-awareness. If your...
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First thing that comes to mind: Kiss me, I'm ______
Easy;)
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I've got to go back to school to get my Master's degree. I hate math and I need to take the GRE. Anyone taken it? Was it so very hard?
I know EXACTLY what you mean.
I am math retarded. Seriously.
The math portion of the GRE wasn't as horrid as I thought it was going to be, but I spent months before hand taking classes and doing practice tests on the math part.
I hadn't taken any math courses since high school (I was able to worm my way out of a math requirement in undergrad)
I knew going into the GRE that...
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What are your thoughts on people who constantly have to be in a relationship and they cannot be single?
At the risk of sounding like an uncompromising bitch, I think they're pathetic.
I pity those who are so inwardly vapid that they must rely on others to define themselves.
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What are you doing right now besides being on answerbag?
Pretending to work:)
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Ladies: Do you prefer to have a bra that has underwire, or no underwire?
Underwire, definitely.
I like my boobies to be perky:)
Bra's with no underwire offer NO support and are pretty useless in my opinion.....unless you don't have anything that needs support to begin with.
EXCEPTION: Sports bras for use when working out are a different story:)
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Do you think that 13 is to young to have your first kiss cause i got mine 12/21/08 so if its to young of an age explain please!
13 is not neccessarily too young for your first kiss.
It is, however, too young to be on AB.
The minimum age to use this site is 14.
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Do you hire a maid to clean your house or do you do it yourself?
Nope. I wouldn't inflict my inability to do dishes on an unsuspecting stranger.
Besides, about once a month my mother stops by "just to have a little visit" (also known as "I'm coming to hound you about why you never call even though you live 5 minutes away") and, in a fit of motherly frustration at my reluctance to vacuum, cleans my house for me.
I'm...
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Whos watching Doctor who on xmas day??(uk)
My Dad...I bought him the first 2 seasons of the "new" Dr. Who on DVD for Christmas:)
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Do wiccans hurt people?
I've never met or known of a Wiccan who harmed people.
I do not know much about Wicca, but I believe one of their primary tenets is "Do No Harm"
But PEOPLE harm people all the time......whether they be Wiccan, Chritian, Muslim, Agnostic, or Atheist.
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How can a metamorphic rock change into another type of metamorphic rock?
The same way sedimentary and igneous rocks change inot metamorphic rocks: heat and pressure which result in a metamorphic process.
Heat and pressure do not change the chemical makeup of the parent rocks but they do change the mineral structure and physical properties of those rocks.
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When the queen dubs a male he is then called sir. So what is a femaled when she is dubed?
Dame
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Can someone help Shannon and I get rid of an obnoxious and rude guest named Dan The man?
Mouth breathers like "Dan The Man" make me fear for the future of humanity.
We can only hope and pray his jackassery has rendered him incapable of breeding, thus sparing the world from his contribution to the gene pool.
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Warning: What ever you do don't look at my profile!
You didn't did you?
What can I say?
I've never been very good at obeying orders.....
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Would you like to own me?
That depends.....are you willing to clean my house for me?
I'd do just about anything to get someone to do my dishes...ANYTHING;)
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In one week it will be Christmas day. What do you have left to do?
I have to make cookies to give to the neighbors, wrap everything, get some stocking stuffers, pick up one last minute gift for my brother, send out the last of my Christmas cards, and go grocery shopping so I can get started making a couple of dishes for Christmas Eve/Christmas dinner at my parents house.
Oh, and the dogs need a bath. I want them to smell nice for when Santa Paws comes:)
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Are You a Dumb American?
I'm a "Smart American"
You Are a Smart American
You know a lot about US history, and you're opinions are probably well informed.
Congratulations on bucking stereotypes. Now go show some foreigners how smart Americans can be.
Anybody else think that "quiz" was retardedly easy?
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My daughter will be 12 on Dec 26th. this last year she has grown a lot, she is my size, and weighs a bit more then me, she calls me anorexic because Im small. she is constantly hounding me, and is mean and rude. how should I handle this?
Ground her/take away her "fun" privileges until she learns a little respect.
She can still THINK mean thoughts about you (loathing your parents is part of being a teenager, after all) but she needs to learn that she CANNOT speak to you with such blatant disdain. She's the child, you're the mother. You win.
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Ive been trying to find the title of a movie i watched when i was a kid but i dont know who played in it its about a sister who wishes that gremlins or trolls will come and take her baby sister away from the 1970s to 1990s
Do you mean Labyrinth?
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0091369/
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In order for me to transfer to another college i need my highschool deploma. i only had one year of high school and i never got my ged in college yet i still graduated from college with my assoc. With out my GED
I'm confused: you were accepted to a 2 year college (infered from the associates degree) WITHOUT graduating from high school or completing your GED?
I find that hard to believe.
Was this school even accredited?
Or was the admissions and counseling offfice just run by utter idiots?
Most community colleges would not allow to register for classes without a diploma/GED...more or...
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Eyeliner: Pencil, Liquid or Cream?
Any of the above, depending on what look I'm going for.
Each has their own specific uses....and drawbacks.
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Who got you your first job?
My first "real" job was the summer I was 15. I was a Children's Activities Coordinator (basically a glorified camp counselor for kids on vacation whose parents wanted some free time) at a local resort hotel.
My friend Renn got the job first and she recommended me to her boss.
The next summer I started working at the front desk and eventually moved my way up to concierge...
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What do you think about as you look out your window?
"I really need to wash my windows."
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Do you wear reindeer ties or jingle bell earrings or holiday sweathirts or red turtlenecks or snowman pins or other seasonal clothing and accessories? If so, what?
I have an antique Art Deco Christmas tree pin on the lapel of my winter coat and that's it.
I avoid holiday themed sweaters as if my life depended on it. I SO don't want to turn into my mother......
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I am 26 years old. My father and I have no relationship. Is there a way for me to divorce him or terminate any rights he has towards me and my children?
You are an adult.
He no longer has any rights toward you.
But if you want to make sure he couldn't get custody of your children should something happen to you, you might want to think about making a will stipulating that.
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How much is an american stamp.... i'm sending from canada?
42 cents, but you'd be smart ot go to your local post office and make sure there isn't an additional charge for sending it from Canada to the US
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Do you like to hear Christmas music on the radio or do you find it annoying?
I love it. Love it love it love it:)
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Did reading a pamphlet ever convince you to vote for someone running for office or to embrace a certain religious group? Do you even read pamphlets left by your door?
The only thing those kinds of pamphlets are good for is a convenient place to put my used gum.
What wastes of paper! The only people they "convince" is those who are already inclined to buy their bull.
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Which is your favourite nut?
Brazil nut
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How much christmas shopping have you got done?
98%...I just need to pick up a few stocking stuffers and I'm DONE!
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My matron of honor wore her bridesmaid dress to a function BEFORE my wedding? Is that ok? I am not happy about it.
Did she pay for it...or did you?
Speaking as someone who has been a bridesmaid over 20 times (damn my friends and their big frickin' weddings) let me tell you this: you spend a lot on those dresses, so if you can get more than one nights wear out of it, all the better.
Now, I think her judgement may have been lacking in wearing it BEFORE the wedding (what if it had gotten stained or...
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I found a red, oval, gel pill with the letter R on it in my daughter's room. What might this be?
Sounds like Robitussin to me. Does your daughter have a cold?
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Firebrand has just crossed 400,000 points...!!! What a great achievement...!!! Why don't we join in congratulating the great ABer?
Firebrand is frickin' AWESOME.
You rock, Firebrand!
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Has anyone else had any trouble geting on AB lately. It doesn't seem to want to download. I try 3 or 4 times and no luck then 10 minutes later I click on it and bam there it is...does it get busy or what? How many ABers can be on it at one time?
I've had the same problem all day!!
Work is pretty damn tedious when I don't have AB there to get me through the day!
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Do loud people bother you?
Yes.
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"You've Got Mail" or "Sleepless In Seattle"?
Neither.
I find Meg Ryan annoying.
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-17x+9+56=-3x+14?
No, thank you.
It is not MY responsibility to do YOUR homework.
If you are having difficulty understanding how to solve the problem then ask for H E L P.
Sheesh.
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I have had 3 injuries ware we lvd, a new owner gave us a 21 day no cause as a fav to the old ppl I was in hosp and recvng & dndt mk deadln, then a U.D was entrd with a no money win to new owner i have a dissmemberment frm this plc they r evl & r crdt F#
???WTF??
I tried, I really did, but it's official: I have NO IDEA what the hell you are trying to ask.
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Which direction should a card face in an envelope
Honestly? I don't really think it matters.
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When you stumble upon someone on AB who complains alot, talks smack about others behind their backs, plays the victim, and lies and denies everything ~ would you ignore the bad behavior so it's someone else's problem? Or do you react?
I yawn.
Those kinds of people bore me.
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How long do you stay in the shower for?
I'm a fan of long showers...20 minutes or more.
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Does anyone know of a site, where college students can discuss their studies or college life without being down rated or scolded for doing it, like we are on AB?
You've been DRed for discussing college life?
Can you provide a link of a question that's been DRed?
I don't think ABers are anti-academia, so I'd be interested in seeing the sort of question that has been DRed enough to warrant this question......
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Virginia Beach, Virginia along with a few other cities in the US has made it ILLEGAL to smoke a cigarett while walking down the street. Should this be?
Umm....I live in Virginia Beach and that's the first I've heard of any such law.
I just called the Mayor's office and they've never heard of any such law either.
Where did you get your information?
But to answer your question, no, it shouldn't be illegal. I personally dislike smoking, but I also hate laws that restrict people's abilities to make their...
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Are you addicted to answer bag...? and what about facebook?
I loathe Facebook.
I find it ridiculous.
And AB is an interesting diversion at work, but I could live without it.
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Are you pro or anti gun control?
I'm pro-2nd Ammendment.
Call me crazy, but I have a certain fondness for the Constitution....and the rights it affords us all.
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How many Christmas cards do you get each Christmas season?
So far about 14....and I'm sure I'll get about 20 or so more (I have a pretty large family)....
Crap. This question reminds me I'd better get started on mine!!
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If someone broke into your home now, would you have anything close by to defend yourself?
Yup........my vicious attack cat (she H A T E S strangers)is sitting next to me on the sofa
Ok, sure, the three dogs are here too, but they think everyone is their friend....
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Why do Republicans, despite being in the minority, lead in the top 10 most embarrassing elected members of Congress?
At least they're not auctioning off senate seats......
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What's worse? A girl who's ditsy or bitchy?
I have a low idiot threshhold, so I say ditzy girls.
Of course, chances are I'm just saying that because I'm an admitted bitch;)
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My boyfriend stole money from my bank account. and he bank notified me. He had been doing it for over 3 months before i found out. me and my son love this man. iam so hurt. and he tells me it is because he is an attic. i knew he had been to rehab.
Personally, if it were me, I'd dump him so fast his head would spin and then I'd press charges.
But I'm kind of a bitch.
I don't let anyone take advantage of me....EVER.
But this is about more than just your feelings for this man.....You are a mother. Your first responsibility is to your son. Is a sneak, a liar, and a thief really the sort of man you want around...
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Christians only please: My brother in law (atheist) doesnt want to take his kids to church, should I intervene so they know the love of christ at an early age?
No.
HE is their parent-not you. You can hope and pray they find God on their own, but you have no right to interfere in his parenting.
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I have asked atheists what it would take to make them believe in a Christian type god - so I ask creationist Christians - what would it take to make you accept scientific explanations of the origin of the universe, life and all that?
Believe it or not, many Christians (including myself)believe in evolution.
They are not mutally exclusive.
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Did you ever think that you were going to get a car as a birthday or Christmas present?
No.
My parents knew tht we'd appreciate our cars more if we had to work for them.
That's not to say that my parents didn't help a bit: my first car (10 yr old Jeep Cherokee) I bought from my parents and they sold it to me for significantly under the blue book value.
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Has your boss ever cried in front of you?
Lord, no!
Awkward!
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I need a new room mate, if you were to move in with me what am I to expect?
I hate doing dishes.
I avoid vacuuming at all costs.
(which sucks because I have 3 dogs and a cat who shed like the Dickens)
I leave my makeup all over the bathroom counter.
I hand wash my bras and then hang them up in the shower.
I never remember to turn the coffee maker off or take out the old filter.
And I am a heinous bitch in the mornings.
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Have you answered this question - or - as time goes by & you get to know others better, do you check back to add comments about AB'ers here? (See AB ques url here)
No.
It seemed like popularity mongering and I find that nauseating.
EDIT:
I also find the person who gave me a -5 on this answer nauseating.
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Since Christians do not impose their beliefs on anyone else, why do atheists attempt to poison our faith with lies?
Oh dear.
This is a tad bit awkward. Your bias is showing.
What makes you think that there aren't Christians out there who militantly try to shove their belief system down the throats of others?
Christians and atheists alike are equally guilty of trying to bully people into accepting their beliefs (or lack thereof)
And I'm saying that as a Christian.
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Are you a "slave" to anything? If so, what?
Twinkies.
And because I'm a slave to Twinkies and because I have an aversion to having a fat ass, I am also a slave to my elliptical machine
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Has anyone tried vodka in their eggnog?
In addition to the rum/brandy or instead of it?
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Do you ever have one of those days were you just want to switch the alarm off and phone in sick to work?
At least once a week.
But I suck it up and go in anyway.
Damn, I hate being a responsible adult:(
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You do realize that everything you write on this site will stay here long after you leave, don't you? Does that make you more inclined to be careful what you say?
Not really.
I have absolutely no filter...which often lands me in hot water, but I stand behind everything I've ever posted on AB.
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If you could say anything to PRESIDENT Barack Obama right now what would you say?
Don't take this personally, but I'm stuffing all my money in my mattress so you won't be able to redistribute it.
Leave my hard earned money ALONE, sir.
And congratulations on you achievement.
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If i did coke on saturday night till sunday will the ua come out possitive on thursday i been drinking nothing but water
http://howto.dcrdetox.com/tips-to-find-how-long-cocaine-stays-in-your-system
It’s very difficult to find how long does cocaine stay in your system. However the major factors that determine how long does cocaine stay in your system are:
The amount of cocaine you consume
The form in which you have consumed cocaine
The intensity level of the cocaine you consumed
The frequency...
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What did you think about the Newsweek article stating that gay marriage was biblical? Just curious. Here's a link:http://www.newsweek.com/id/172653?GT1=43002
I think that those who are opposed to gay marriage will cover their ears, stomp their feet, and refuse to give it any credence whatsoever.
That being said, let me point out that being a Christian doesn't mean you are automatically againts gay marriage.
I am a Catholic Republican, AND I support gay marriage...I have faith that with time my religion AND my political party will come...
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What's for lunch?
Coffee.
I'm not going to have time for lunch:(
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When all the questions have run out, what do you think will be the last one asked on AB? (Humour encouraged)
C'mon.....We all know that the last question is going to be along the lines of:
"I had rubbed my left big toe with olive oil while humming "Home on the Range" and spinning in circles....... Am I Pregnant???
We just can't escape those damn pregnancy questions!
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I am married and have a mistress. Yet, my mistress still dates, and every once in a while has a borderline boyfriend. Is my mistress truly a mistress, or just a slut?
Pot, meet kettle.
Dude, you are a frickin' hypocrite.
Good Luck with that.
*rolls eyes*
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Do you watch most of your news on TV or online?
I'm old school...I read the dang paper.
But I turn the news on in the morning while I'm getting ready, so I suppose I soak up some info that way as well....
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Why do the gays hate Jesus enough to refrain from even trying to remedy their abominable ways?
Thanks for the 5 moderation points...'cause this "question" is SO flagged.
By the way: you make me fear for the future of humanity. My only hope is that the stupidity will somehow damage your reproductive bits, so that you can not contribute your DNA to the gene pool.
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My friend lives in DC and has no health insurance. She recently discovered a lump on her breast and we have no money to pay for a check up. Is there anyway she can get help?
Here is a list of free clinics in the DC area:
(you have to select Washington DC in the pull down box)
http://www.uniteforsight.org/freeclinics.php
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Why do the atheists persist in their "belief" in evolution even though the BIBLE has answered all of the questions that their "theory" still can't answer with any facts?
Ummmmm....well, this is awkward.
Why? Oh, because I think your "question" is completely ridiculous and quite embarrassing (Careful! Your ignorance is showing!)
Evolution, while still technically just a "theory" has copious amounts of evidence to back it up.
And not all proponents of evolution are aetheists...many are Christians.
A significant number of...
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Does every song on your Ipod mean something to u?
Yes.
It means I like it enough to put it on my iPod.
I'm just not deep enough for it to mean any more than that;)
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Did you go to college? Why?
Yes. I majored in History, both undergraduate and graduate
And now I'm toying with the idea of getting a Masters in education as well.
And why? Because a good education is invaluable.
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If you had to take a year of school and do either all english and social studies related classes, or all math and science related classes, which would you take?
English and Social Sceinces.
Math and Physical Science make me cry.
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I recently updated my profile adding some info about HW questions, spam, BS, AB rules, etc. Can someone read it and tell me what you think?
I love it:)
It's clear, concise, and right on target.
You addressed all of the things that drive those of us who have been here a while up the frickin' wall.
I'm thinking it should be a "must read" for all new members:)
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HELP! My one year old dog ate insectiside... what should i do he has thrown up four times already?
GO TO THE VET.
N O W!!!!!!!
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My 26-year old son still won't take responsibility for taking out the trash or keeping his bathroom picked up. Dad's on his side. HELP!!!
Hmmm.....here's a thought: Kick his adult ass to the curb.
26 is a bit old to still be living at home with mommy and daddy.
I realize that doesn't exactly answer your question, except that it DOES in a way:
By allowing him to remain at home you are allowing him to avoid being a responsible adult, so why shouldn't that carry over into not helping out around your house?...
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If you are a college student, does your employer let you study at work?
When I was in undergrad I worked front desk at a hotel and I would often study at work if it was slow.
All of the desk clerks were JMU students, so my boss was pretty understanding when it came to allowing us to study on "company time"
I'm finishing up my graduate degree this month as well as working full time, and my boss here doesn't mind if I occasionally do school...
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Have you got a name you call your car? What is it?
Suzie Saturn or The Grey Ghost
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How hard have you felt the pinch of the econony so far?
I haven't.
Actually, I got a raise a few weeks ago.
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Will you quit your job if it is dull, hopless, with rather low salary, and barely tolerable colleagues,nothing about your profession studied in university? will you quit under nowdays global financial crisis?
Unless you have another job lined up, suck it up and collect your paycheck.
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Finish this sentence 'All I want for Christmas....'
A hippopotamus;)
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What was the last film you saw at the movies? Was it good?
"The Women"
It was TERRIBLE.
I wanted to leave half-way through but my friend bribed me into staying with promises of picking up the bar tab later (There's not much I won't do for free drinks;)
We kept on waiting for it to be less craptasticlly nauseating.
We waited in vain.
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I depend on my glasses as soon as i wake up in the morning, do you wear glasses and have to depend on them as soon as you wake up too? Could you go without your glasses / Contact lenses for a day or would life be totally blurr without them
I could not go an entire day with out either my glasses or contacts. My eyesight SUCKS.
Trust me...you DO NOT want my driving without my contacts/glasses. Not if you want to LIVE.
The very first thing I do when I wake up in the morning is reach for my glasses
Some mornings I then stumble into the bathroom to put my contacts in...I don't neccessarily wear my contacts everyday since...
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Is your credit card going to be maxed out for Christmas?
No.
But on the other hand, I don't have kids.
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What do you get your pet(s) for Christmas?
Everyone gets a new collar at Christmas, a few bones, and some squeak toys.
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When was the last time you turned down chocolate?
I turned down chocolate cake at a restaurant Sat. night....I was beyond stuffed....and cake would have made it that much worse....
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If you were offered and given tickets to either the Super Bowl or the 7th game of the Stanley Cup Finals or to the 7th Game of the World Series or the Championship Game of the World Cup, which would you choose and why?
That's a craptastically difficult choice.....
I'd have a hell of a time deciding between the World Series and the Super Bowl. Can I have both, pretty please?
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What do you think of the giant inflatable type Christmas decorations?
I think they are incredibly tacky...and I have a nearly uncontrolable urge to pop the suckers
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What will this period in history be called? What will the title be that you tell your grandkids? Great depression 2? Can you coin a term for it?
Great Depression 2?
Are you serious?
How many breadlines have you had to weave your way through lately?
Yes..we are in a recession. It's irrefutable. But comparing the current state of affairs to the Great Depression of the 30's is a bit melodramatic.
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I sent my bf a text sayin i was tired of the relationship and that i need more from him.he sent me a text insisting that i come over at his house. my friends tell me i shouldn't go cus he might threaten me, cus i think he might be abusive. should i go?
For starters, what do you mean you "think he might be abusive"?
He either IS...or he ISN'T.
Secondly, if you are afraid for your physical safety/emotional well-being for ANY reason, you should sever all ties with him completely.
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What's the most annoying thing about this time of the year?
People who find this time of year annoying.
I L O V E Christmas:)
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In your opinion, does a college degree = job security?
It doesn't absolutely guarantee it, but it sure as hell helps.
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What were the causes of the Thirty Years' War (1618-1648) Assess the role of religion in that war. (about 500 words)
You're kidding, right???
Do you actually think you can manipulate ABer's into writing your paper for you?
Do your own work, kid.
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How do you prevent the police from stealing your motorcycle if you can not afford insurance anymore?
First of all, it's NOT stealing.
Most states legally require all operators of motor vehicles to have auto insurance.
If you drive a motor vehicle, you need insurance―so that your insurer will be the target of any lawsuit, not you. Every state requires you to prove that you have at least a minimum amount of auto insurance in order to maintain your vehicle's registration. This...
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Is It legal for a company to access my personal emails on the laptop after i have resigned and returned the laptop to the company? They reinstated my personal email address on the outlook and have been reading all my emails.
If you were using a COMPANY laptop to access your PERSONAL e-mail, they certainly can. If you were concerned about privacy you should have restricted the use of your personal e-mail account to a computer that wasn't owned by your employer.
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Is anyone having financial trouble right now?
Not personally. I'm actually doing ok.
But someone (and by someone I mean my boss' jackass loser son) stole $50 out petty cash this morning so he's about to have a heap of financial trouble in the form of my foot kicking his ass.
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Does anyone feel sorry for OJ?
nope.
No sympathy from this corner whatsoever.
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What's the part of you that nobody sees? 1 question. My results were very true. http://www.blogthings.com/whatsthepartofyouthatnooneseesquiz/
You are aloof, mysterious, and distant.
People feel like they really don't know the true you...
Yet they're still drawn to you, almost by magnetic force.
Underneath it all, you don't even really feel like you know yourself.
It's easier to put on a front than really think about your life's purpose.
You tend to seem pretentious, but it's just a mechanism you...
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What kind of cereal are u? http://www.blogthings.com/whatkindofcerealareyouquiz/. This is neat. I am my favorite kind of cereal.
You Are Muesli
You are broad minded and cosmopolitan.
Your tastes are varied and numerous.
You like many types of things. You definitely aren't picky.
The only thing you can't stand is being bored.
You're the kind of person who can't have the same breakfast often.
Your breakfast is unpredictable, unique, and very varies.
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Is megan peepers hott
Who is Megan Peepers and why is this categorized under "AB History"?
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What mythological creature are you?
<"http://www.blogthings.com/whatmythologicalcreatureareyouquiz/">
You Are a Pegasus
You are a perfectionist, with an eye for beauty.
You know how to live a good life - and you rarely deviate from your good taste.
While you aren't outgoing, you have excellent social skills.
People both admire you - and feel very comfortable around you.
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What do you think about a 37 year old guy who brutalizes and ends up killing a girlfriend's 7 lb. tabby cat?
I think there is a special place for him reserved in the bowels of hell.
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Has anyone loast a person very close to you??? if so howd it make u feel?
My finace died in a car accident in 2002
There aren't enough words in the English language to describe the blinding, gut wrenching pain.
My heart shattered into pieces I am still struggling to pick up.
Mike was my best friend. There is not a day that goes by that I don't miss him.
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Does Lowri uesing jordan to get to owen and hurt megan?
Uhhhhhh.....WTF?
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What color underwear do you have on right now?
Hot Pink (a matching set)
I guess I was just feeling sassy this morning;)
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Have you ever received a DR which truly mystified you?
of course. it's just par for the course here on AB
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What kind of cutting board do you prefer?
glass for meat (easy to disinfect) and a wooden one for everything else
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After how many hours sleep ,you wake up?
Unless I set alarms ( that's right alarmS..as in more than one) I can sleep up to 12 hours straight.
But since sleeping 12 hours is completely impractical, I am a slave to my 3 alarm clocks
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I've completed the AB Holiday Collage (see answer). Does it feel like December yet?
Wow! It turned out fantastic!
I feel all super-duper Christmasy now;)
I think I'll go have a cup of hot cocoa and get started wrapping the presents I've already purchased.... Thanks, Sixty!
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(Girls)If someone wanted a picture of you in a bikini or a pic of you with with a white shirt on, with your things hanging out, whould you give it to them?
Hell no.......because I'm not a 14 year old girl with low self esteem desperately searching for any kind of approval, even if it comes from creepy internet predators.
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The Roman Catholic Church has condemned abortion as a grave evil. My question is to Catholics and how do they feel about abortion personally. Do they believe that abortion is evil? Do Catholics believe that abortion is wrong in every situation or are ther
I believe abortion is murder.
Period.
Predictably, when the topic of abortion comes up, so does the issue of rape and incest......
"How can you deny an abortion to a twelve-year-old girl who is the victim of incest? How could you force a victim of violent rape to give birth to a rapist's child?" "
Out of nearly 2 MILLION abortions performed every year in the...
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My partner and I had a huge fight. Since I hold the womans role in our lesbian romance, I normally am on the bottom during sex. I want to be on top some but she says since shes has the male role, top is her place. Who is right in this fight?
Methinks I smell the god-awful stink of that lowest of lifeforms.....the troll!
Do you seriously have nothing better to do with your time than post jackass questions?
You are an idiot.
Seriously.
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I should be doing my homework. What should you be doing?
Sleeping.
I have an early conference call in the morning:)
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Are you getting to the place that you feel it's necessary or 'best' to keep your religious beliefs to yourself on AB?
I know EXACTLY what you mean.
If there is one thing I have learned during the past year on AB it is this:
Having anything that even remotely resembles a religious belief is to open yourself up to sanctimonious ridicule, scorn, blatant hostility, and condescending hypocrisy.
(There is something particularly loathesome about someone who demands that world respects their right to NOT...
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Name a person in your life you are proud of?
My brother Kevin.
Although it's difficult to see him as anything but my sweet little baby brother, I have to admit he has grown into a generous, funny, caring, intelligent, and thoughtful young man.
I am proud to be his sister.
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What song is stuck in your head right now?
This one:
(I watched this video earlier and now I can't get this damn song OUT OF MY HEAD! I've been singing it all damn day! AHHHHHH)
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How does one go about leaving the Catholic Church?
You just do.
There's no official "I'm no longer Catholic...na na na na nah nah" send-off ceremony or anything.
If you choose to no longer practice Catholicism, that is entirely your choice.
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How does a woman determine how much makeup to wear?
Practice.
Teenage girls often make the mistake of slathering it on with a trowel, thinking sheer volume and quantity will make them look older or more sophisticated...when in actuality it'll make them look like meth-addled hookers.
learning how much make up to put on takes practice. The older girls get, the better they get at judging how much is enough for any situation.
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Do you think that it's sad and greedy that Walgreen's will have people working on Thanksgiving Day from 9-6?
Not really.
There are lots of service industry-based businesses that need employees every day of the year...hotels, for instance.
Police officers, EMT's, and firemen have to work on holidays as well.
Not everyone has a job that allows them the luxury of holidays off. That's just how it is.
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Do you like the white or the multi-colored Christmas lights?
I've been sitting here for the past hour staring at my tree and trying to decide which to use!
I think the multi-colored ones are more cozy, but the white lights always look so elegant.......
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I need an essay written. I'm in a difficult situation. Where can I go?
If you have time to be on AB, you have time to write your own essay.
You'll get no sympathy from this corner.
Teachers/professors can smell the god-awful stink of a plagiarized essay a frickin' mile away.
Let me tell you this as both a former high school teacher and as a graduate student:
Do yourself (and your education) a favor and do your own work.
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Can you describe the way you felt after Thanksgiving dinner in one word?
drunk
alcohol....making family gatherings bearable since the dawn of time;)
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What was the last beverage that you drank from a straw?
I'm drinking iced tea with a straw right now!
I drink all cold beverages (except beer cuz that would be silly) with a bendy straw. I'm just weird like that.
Seriously...everything! I keep a supply of bendy straws at home, work, and in my car..just in case.
If you ask me, bendy straws make the oh-so mundane task of consuming liquids
F-U-N....and I'm all about fun;)
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Have you been naughty or nice this year?
I'm about 95% naughty......
Most of the time I'm a Very Mean Girl, but every once in a blue moon I bat my eyelashes and do something repulsively sweet just to throw everybody off;)
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If your bedroom had to be either very hot (>80F) or very cold (<60F), which would you pick?
Cold.
I can't sleep when my room is too warm
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Hey guys the people that have a dog now. did you do research on your breed.. if you say no why didnt you do research on your breed
Yes.
Well, I grew up with Golden Retrievers, so part of my research was based on experience, although I try to keep up to date on all info.
But before I adopted my pug, a breed of dog I had never owned, I did a lot of research. Because pugs are brachycephalic (meaning they have pushed in little puggy faces) they are prone to specific kinds of medical problems and I wanted to be aware and...
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I want to make an AB Holiday Collage. Will you post a picture that represents what 'December' means to you?
I have 2....
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When you were young did you have an imaginary friend?
I sure did;)
His name was Colby and he lived on a farm. He always wore yellow overalls and hated my babysitter.
I have no idea how I actually remember this stuff!
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Do you think Al Gore still has credibility?
Did he ever HAVE credibility??
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Do you Complete crossword puzzles?
Yup.
I'm a crossword rockstar;)
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How emotionally available to you is/was your dad?
My Dad is the most amazing man I have ever known.
He might not be the best at verbally expressing his emotions, but his actions say so much.
I love my Dad. He's my hero.
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Mmmmmmmmmmmm I just had the goodest snack! It was a milk shake with whipcream on top and 2 cherries ontop of whipcream and some bananas with chocolate syrup mmm mmmmmmm mmmmmmmm!!!! What r u thinking right now?
I'm thinking your penchant for the letter "m" and your inability to spell out "you" and "are" is giving me a frickin' headache.
PS:
"goodest" is NOT A WORD
and it's WHIPPED CREAM
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How have you been affected by the economic downfall so far? (Nov 28th,2008)
Honestly, I've barely been affected at all.
My chief complaint is that the price of dog food is up and that my dogs eat every meal like it's going to be their last...meaning I go through a lot of Kibbles n' Bits.
Truth is, I just got a raise so I'm making more, gas is cheaper so I'm saving more. Sure, some of my investments to a itty bitty hit, but what else is...
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Is there proof that the pope has never read the Bible? Give your opinion after viewing the video link in the Auzziegob HATES godgobbers answer !
*rolls eyes*
Nice source.
And by nice I mean biased, lacking in credibility, and burdened by the weight of it's own agenda.
The only people who will be influenced by this *ahem* "expose" are those who are already predisposed to dislike Catholicism.
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Do you send out Christmas cards? About how many will you send this year?
I mail out tradional cards with a personal message in each one.
Yes, it is a lot of work, but I think it is worth it.
This year's christmas card is a picture of the dogs and the cat wearing reindeer antlers and sitting in front of the Christmas tree (I put it up last weekend so i could take the picture)
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Do you know someone who refuses to use the Internet?
Yes...my 92 year old grandfather.
He's convinced using the internet will give him cancer.
I'm not kidding.
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What or Who are you sharing a Bed with tonight?
The dogs and the cat....it is amazing that there's even enough room for me....
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Are you mad at me?
Yes! I'm furious! Grrrrrr!
(Psst...what exactly am I suposed to be mad about, again?)
:) Have a great Turkey Day, Sixtly B;)
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Would you rather be friends with someone who tries too hard, or someone who doesn't try hard enough?
There is nothing in this world I despise more than being smothered....I quickly become irritiated by people who try too hard.
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Ladies, when was the last time you wore a gown?
3 weeks ago, if a bridesmaid dress counts
That's right, folks! I was a bridesmaid.......AGAIN.
For the 24th frickin' time.
What can I say? I'll do just about anything for a chance to hit an open bar;)
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Sponge rollers on boys hair. My son wants his hair curled for his dance classes. He is 9 with ling hair below his shoulders. If I use spong rollers do I roll his hair wet and will I need any products. Or will hot rollers or curling iron work better
Sponge rollers have to be worn for a long period of time (like overnight) to be at all effective, and if you want the curls to last you should put styling lotion in damp hair and then roll.
BUT I think your best bet would be to forego the sponge rollers (which he will probably find too uncomfortable to sleep in) and to use a curling iron/gel/hairspray combination.
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Could you describe your keychain?( Mine has a teddy with hearts.)
Mine's a silver knob thing with the JMU crest engraved in it.
I also have more keys than I do things that require keys...I wonder what that's about???
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Do you have to speak a second language to be a Historian?
It depends on where you which school you want to get your degree from.
Some schools have a foreign language requirement and some don't.
It also depends on what KIND of history you want to specialize in. Some knowledge of a foreign language may prove invaluable when researching primary source documentation.
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How do I find or retrieve my daughters act scores? She graduated a couple years ago.
Here is the link for contacting the ACT.
http://www.act.org/contacts/index.html#reports
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What museum is closest to where you live? How far away is it?
Virginia Aquarium
6 miles from my house
http://www.virginiaaquarium.com/
Contemporary Art Center of Virginia
3 miles from my house
http://www.cacv.org/
Virginia Beach Life Saving Museum
3 miles from my house
http://www.us-lighthouses.com/displaypage.php?LightID=351
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For those ABers who use "profane" words: Are they for puncuation, for emphasis or is it a habitual kinda thing? ;-)
I'm a curser.
I admit it.
But I smile so sweetly while I do it that most of the time people in real life don't realize I have a potty mouth.
Besides, one person's "profane" is another person's everyday vernacular.
For example: I use the words damn and ass freely and often (ie:you are a jackass, damnit!) although I make an effort to curb my tongue...
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Do you have a problem being on time for work?
Absolutely...I'm NOT a morning person.
But I am fortunate enough to have a job where it doesn't really matter if I get there at 8:30, 9:00, or 9:30, so I don't stress myself desperately trying to get to the office at a certain set time.
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How much does your bank charge you if you use another bank's ATM machine?
Honestly...I don't know.
I never use ATM's other than my banks.
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My daughter is 16 and does stripping acts for her boyfriend all the time! ive told her to stop but i know that she does it when im not around, and probably lost her virginity to him! what should i do? shes still a baby!
Dear xosweetfaceexo,
As a rule, ABers are not idiots. We know when we are getting hosed with bullshit questions.
Just a word of advice, kid? You need to do a much better job of keeping your stories straight.
Here, you claim to be a parent of a 16yr old wanna-be pole dancer.
15 minutes later you said, (and I quote) "i dont have kids. im a teenager but..."
...
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What's In your Car Ash-Tray?
Change, lip gloss, and tweezers.
(I usually pluck my eyebrows in the car using the rearview mirror....what can I say? I'm a dork!)
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Have you ever visited the map of Answerbag members? Would you like to add your name to the map? It would be fun to see the scope of this online community. See link...
I hadn't seen it before....Thanks Galeanda!
Consider me added!
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What if little children don't go to school?
Are middle school age kids really "little children"? (See category)
Anyway, they don't HAVE to go to school...but they have to be educated.
If parents choose not to send their children to public or private schools, then they are legally obligated to follow the guidelines and meet the standards for homeschooling them.
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I am going to regret the fact that I did not try to sue the police for the rest of my life :( Legally I could have and feel that I should have. I would do this after the case was resolved but today was the deadline apparently... is anyone empathetic?
Uh....no.
No offense. I'm just mean like that.
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Does anyone know What the song is that says.. I'm sorry, so sorry. Do you feel, how i feel. Its on an advert at the moment!!
Jem
"They"
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Would you ever try staying in the jungle for a month?
Uh Uh. No way. Hell to the N-O.
Have you seen the size of the bugs that live in jungles? OMG. I'd have a stroke and DIE the first time I saw a spider the size of a Volkswagon. Not to mention that there are animals in the jungel that WANT TO EAT YOU. To a panther, humans are d-e-l-i-c-i-o-u-s.
And don't even get me started on the fringe rebel groups who have hidden camps in...
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Ound a nice lil maIs there any where in the World that you would not go visit even if given $1,000,000 to do so?
"ound a nice lil mals"
WTF??
Either I can no longer hold my liquor and I'm drunk or that's complete gibberish.
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Do you open one christmas present on christmas eve??.
1 present Christmas Eve before Mass, the rest Christmas Morning
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What decade were you a Teenager, the 60's, 70's, 80's, 90's etc.?
'90's.
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Who would like to share their recent weight loss success and get some pats on the back?
At home I eat with a small fork
It makes the portions seem larger beacuse you have to take more, albeit smaller, bites.
Yeah, I know....it sounds bizarre. My sister thinks I'm nuts. But it is a psychological thing...sort of tricking your mind into thinking you are eating more than you are so you feel satisfied and don't over eat
But it works for me, so that's all that...
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My boyfriend always tries to find excuses to let his dog (Staffy) sleep in his room when I am over. He knows I hate it and still does it! She makes the house a complete mess! How do I let him know that his dog is a DOG, not a human being?
Sorry, but you won't find any help in this corner.
Look, some people just can't grasp the strength of the bond that can exist between a person and their dog...simply put, not everyone is a dog person.
For us dog people, our pets are more than just possessions....they are FAMILY. Sure, they may not have opposible thumbs or the ability to make bad financial decisions, but...
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Did you know that if all money in the united states was divided equally between us all we would all be millionaires?Little tidbit my son learned in school today, sounds like a frikkin plan to me! =]
That's an interesting bit of trivia, but I hope the teacher made an effort to point out that we aren't ENTITLED to money we haven't earned just because it exists
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Why are Canadians so much smarter than Americans?
Well, I can only assume it is because some of the most renowned and prestigious universities in the western hemisphere are located up there....Harvard, Yale, Columbia.....oh....wait.....
Well, how about that! Maybe some of us American's aren't so dumb after all.....
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Are you increasing or reducing the number of books you keep in your own personal library?
Increasing....always increasing:)
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Do you still answer a question if all the other members that answered got zero points?
Honestly? Most of the time I answer a question BEFORE I look at the other answers, so chances are I wouldn't even notice the 0's until AFTER I answered.
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Factor
x(b+4)+3(b+4)
No, thank you!
Seriously kid....do your own homework.
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If you were a doctor, what would be the WORST way of telling a patient he's going to die?
Well, Bob....I sure hope you haven't made any plans!"
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I am purchasing a 9 month old 3 pound chihuahua and would like to know when is it safe to get her spade. The breeder told me to wait 14 monthes because she is too small. However, she will not get larger than 3 to 4 pounds. I don't want her to go into heat
Your best bet is to ask your vet.
Since you should take any new pet to your vet for a check up and a "meet and greet" within one week of bringing the new pet home, that should be a perfect opportunity for your vet to address your concerns about spaying.
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I'm 19 points away from the next level. How close are you ? OR How FAR are you?
883 points to level 61:)
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How many email addresses do you have?
yup
-personal
-work
-school
-and one I use for anything that might potentially generate spam
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If you could sit down w any three people for a conversation, (past or present) who would they be?
Eleanor of Aquitaine
Lucretia Borgia
Charles Bukowski
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In the movie Groundhog Day, for what period of time would you guess "Phil" was repeating that particular day?
It had to be a pretty long time, right? Think about it: he had the time to become fluent in French, learn how to sculpt ice, and become a master pianist .......;)
(Groundhog Doy is my dad's FAVORITE movie. I must have seen the damn thing a hundred times since 1993)
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How did you choose your college? How did you afford it? How did you deal with buying soap and other items for college?
1. I visited many colleges in my state as a junior and based on my impressions of the campuses along with what school met most of my requirements chose a school
2. I was lucky enough to have been left enough money by my grandmother to pay for school. My parents also helped. Of course, it helped that I was eligible for in-state tuition. I had to take out loans/apply for grants for graduate...
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Is College way different then High School? If so then how is it different?And is the transition from High Sshool to College easy or hard?
Yes, college is different from high school.
College students are expected to take responsibility for what they do and what they don't do and understand that each decision has a consequence.
Your professors aren't there to hold your hand and make sure you are keeping up. That is YOUR responsibility.
Some professors may not take roll but they are likely to know whether or...
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Can you believe that some ABers can get jealous on AB? Isn't that childish?
If people are prone to jealousy, location doesn't matter.
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What is something yummy you can put in Jello?
Vodka.
or Fruit.
But I'm partial to the vodka;)
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What are five things are you addicted to?
1. Starbucks Venti Americanos with an extra shot
2. bagel chips
3. sweet iced tea
4. dorky TV shows set in high school(ie:One Tree Hill)
5. shoes, glorious shoes;)
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Have you ever "run into" any old flame or first love after some years had passed since seeing them? How did you react and how did it make you feel?
Last Christmas I spotted my old high school boyfriend at the grocery store (I guess he was in town visiting his parents)
So I hid.
Not kidding.
I ducked into the refridgerated beer section( a separate, closed off room) and hid in there, cursing and freezing my ass off for 20 minutes until I deemed it safe enough to make a run for the car.
Our relationship ended...
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Does 12pm mean midnight or noon? (I've heard of different meanings in different countries)
noon
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What castle do you live near, if any?
Ummm... I think there's a "castle" hole at one of the miniature golf joints down at the Oceanfront.....does that count??;)
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Graph f(x) = (2x-3)(x+2). State any extremes as a minimum or maximum and give the coordinates.
No, thank you.
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Is it wrong to have a sexual love for baked beans?
Wrong.......Perhaps
Messy.......Definitely:)
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Who would you recommend to run Yahoo now that Jerry Yang is out? Sorry, I'm not available. I love my current job! :)
At the rate Yahoo's going, they could get a trained pot bellied pig to run it more effectively than anything with opposable thumbs and a tax bracket.
Who should they hire....I don't know. Yahoo is in a downward spiral. Is bringing in some hotshot, hoity-toity executive with questionably impressive resume really going to make a difference?
If they were smart they'd look...
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There is this guy that I have been writin to on the computer. He goes to my school.Yesterday he gave me his number!and he wants to hang out tomarrow to! And today at school he saw me and looked at me from the corner of his eye and smiled at me.he has a gf
That's all very interesting. Thank you for sharing.
But, ahem.......did you actually have a question?
This is Answerbag, not Update-on-your-teen-angst-love-life-bag
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What did the english colonies send to africa?
Are you talking about the Triangular Trade?
If you are, try this link. I think it'll help.
http://qed.princeton.edu/main/Image:Atlantic_Triangular_Trade
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Should we get personal ok say it ?
many cannot understand me.
i cannot understand they believe.
so say it here .
Huh? What?
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What would be appropriate "cocktail attire" for a 'jeans and t-shirt' female that isn't a dress or skirt? This would be for a work holiday party and I would prefer black (pictures would be very helpful if possible, but all suggestions are appreciated).
All you need is a simple top and a nice pair of flattering black pants that drape well.....
Add some heels and a few accessories, and tada! A great outfit for any office holiday party!
The picture is an outfit I love love love (I WANT THOSE PANTS), but even if it doesn't appeal to you, the concept is the same.
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Why do some answerbaggers feel the need to be such smart@sses?
Well, I can't speak for everyone, but personally, that's just who I am...both in real life and on AB.
I'm upfront, honest to a fault, and I have a low threshhold for idiots.
I'm just callin' 'em like I see 'em....and I'm willing to concede that sometimes I may come across as a snarky, snotty, smartass.
Frankly, I could care less.
I'm not...
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What's the reason for the last time you hung up on someone?
I hang up on telemarketers at work all the time.
it ususally goes something like this:
*ring ring ring*
me: Good Morning! Thank you for calling__________.This is Meg.
Jackass Telemarketer: May I speak with the owner (of the company) please?
Me: I'm sorry, but we do not accept cold calls. Please remove us from your list.
JT: Are you the owner?
me: No.
JT: May I speak with the...
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What do get when you mix a very angry person and a very happy person?
A very bipolar person;)
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What was your longest relationship and why did it end?
My longest relationship was 7 years...and it ended because he was killed in a car acciddent.
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Did your 8th grade teachers have favorites?
honestly....I don't remember. That was 16 years ago, for God's sake!
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Here's some math questions.
1.) 8d=4d-8
2.) 4h+5=9h
3.) 2(3x-6)=3(2x-4)
4.) 7t=80+9t
5.) w-9=4w
6.) m+3m=4
Why, thank you, RoseyPosey!
But sadly I find myself in a quandary....
You see, RoseyPosey, I have no desire to do your homework for you.
If you are truly confused, might I recommend you look into acquiring a tutor?
Cheaters are lazy jackasses. Don't be a lazy jackass, RoseyPosey.
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What is your name's hidden meaning? (see link)
Meghan:
You are confident, self assured, and capable. You are not easily intimidated.
You master any and all skills easily. You don't have to work hard for what you want.
You make your life out to be exactly how you want it. And you'll knock down anyone who gets in your way!
um....for the most part, I guess. I don't know about "mastering any and all skills (you should...
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How do you deal with having to be around people who are constantly negative and angry?
I drink.
It's really the only way I can make it through the Holiday season with my mother (who wrote the book on being passive aggressively bitter and judgemental)and maintain my sanity:)
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How many hours did you work today?
About 10 (I had an early meeting)
Now ask how many of those hours I was completely unproductive because I was on AB........;)
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Do you have AB friends that dont like your other AB friends?
Probably
But frankly, I just don't give a damn;)
I don't let anyone, whether in real life or here on AB, dictate whom I should be friends with.
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If a vegan eats fish, poultry or caviar, are they a dirty liar?
Pretty much......if they still claim to be a vegan afterwards;)
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All my avatars have been deleted. Could I be pregnant?
Well, it's absolutely possible...but only if you performed the chicken dance in front of a post office during a full moon;)
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My husband got in a fight recently and while it was competetive he did come up on the short end. Last night while talking to a friend who wanted information about the fight I told her he "got beat up".He overheard. Why did this bother him so much?
*sigh*.......
You bruised his delicate male ego!
For some reason, some guys get hung up on that machismo factor...and any indication on your part, intentional or otherwise, that they are somehow defective in the brass balls department results in a temper tantrum that would put a 5 year old girl to shame.
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Why do Americans make fun of other countries when they are not any better?
Why do other countries make fun of America when they aren't any better?
See...it can go both ways.
Sweeping generalizations suck.
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Too all you westlife haters westlife are brill talented band that can sing ,dance, and get more num 1s then most bands
Flagged as Nonsense.
This is not a question. It is a statement.
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Do you know tactics to prevent your bf from taking you for granted?
Yes.
Don't date a jackass.
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Shuld i wear a bra if i have perky but large breast?
YES.
Especially if you'd like them to stay that way.
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Do you have a good recipe for oyster dressing/stuffing?
I make this every year as my contribution to Thanksgiving....lucky for you I keep all my recipes saved on one of my flash drives...because apparently I'm a giant dork;)
Herbed Oyster Stuffing (yum yum yum!!!!)
2 loaves Italian or French bread (1 lb total), cut into 3/4-inch cubes (12 cups)
1/2 lb sliced bacon, cut into 1/2-inch pieces
2 to 3 tablespoons olive oil (if needed)
2...
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I just put my REAL pic on my profile. Would you do that?
No.
I will never post my picture on AB or any other site.
I had an uncomfortable and ultimately terrifying experience with a "cyber-stalker" that segued into a real-life stalker back in college and ever since I have been dead set against ever again posting personal pictures on-line.
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Google, The best search engine ever!!!?
Are you asking us or telling us?
'cause if you're TELLING us it is, I'm flagging such a non-question as nonsense.
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Have I ever been mean to you personally?
Nah.
And if anyone is throwing a drama-filled hissy fit because they think you have been mean to them, tell them to pull their head out of their ass and get over it. It's just a website, for f**ks sake!
EDIT:
Wow! A -5!
Why? Because I don't agree that Fun is the devil?
Some folks seriously need to get over themselves.
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Gays: If you were allowed to get married, and had children in your marriage, how would you feel if they were having sex at the age of 12 or 15 with a person of the age of 18 or older? Would you understand? Would it be okay with you?
As a straight person I'm uncomfortable with the premise of this question.
Are you suggesting that members of the LGBT community are somehow lacking in morals and parenting skills and would be more permissive when it comes to allowing their underage children to fall vitim to sexual predators?
I find such a supposition ridiculous.
For f**ks sake! Simply being gay doesn't mean a...
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I have a big chest and i dont wanna wear a bra but idk if i shuld!
Wear the bra, kid.
If you don't, by the time you reach 30 your boobs will have droopped down to your kneecaps.
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Fill in the middle word. This word should correspond with the first and last word. EXAMPLE Halloween _(_COSTUME_)5Thanksgiving ______________ Menu 6) Sweet ________________ Skins 7) Scare _______________ Feet 8) Pumpkin _______________ Plate 9) Harves____
5. dinner
6. potato
7. crows
8. pie
9. ???...question was incomplete
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Did you like the dress Michelle Obama wore to her husband's acceptance speech?
Ugh. Not in the slightest.
It was beyond hideous!
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If you were friends with a celebrity, would you sell stories about them for money or be a true friend? (i personally would be a true friend, money is nothing compared to friends to me)
Let's just say, for arguments sake, that I was friends, from childhood, with a person who has now gained some noteriety.....I would be protective of their privacy. That's just what friends do.
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Fill in the middle word. This word should correspond with the first and last word. EXAMPLE Halloween _(_COSTUME_)_Party 1) Candy _________________ Chowder 2) Wish ________________ Meal 3) Carved ________________ Seeds 4) Apple ________________ Vinegar 5)
1. corn
2. bone
3. pumpkin
4. cider
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What is your favorite item from Greek cuisine?
Anything with Feta...yum!
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How much money did you pay for your last pair of shoes?
As much as this pains me to admit.....$395
I couldn't help myself!
They were just so pretty!
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Rumor has it that Paula Abdul will be leaving American Idol. Who, other than me, will NOT be upset?
I could care less.
I only watch the first few episodes of any season, anyway.
(I get a devilish kind of amusement from laughing at some of the delusional morons who audition for that show)
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Can someone give me as much info on calvin coolage (30th president) plz?
Yes.
Someone can.
It's called GOOGLE.
or, if you want to go old school, the LIBRARY.
Do your own research, kid.
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I want to know why my wife is such a prude. the sex sucks (when i get it) and i know she plays with herself i bought her a toy due to my being away from home so much. I need to talk to a lady about this cause i am starting to fuckin hate or resent her
Well, if this hostile attitude is an example of how you talk to your wife, is it any surprise she prefers inanimate obects to someone who calls her a prude and who "fuckin" hates and resents her?
This might come as a shock, but that attitude might have a hell of a lot to do with why the "sex sucks"
Of course, no one here knows you, or her, or has observed the dymanics...
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Albert Einstein, tell me about him. Did he have any disablities or something like that?
I read a journal article once that speculated that Albert Einstein may have had a form of Autism.
He exhibited three key symptoms of High functioning Aspergers (HFA) syndrome: obsessive interests, difficulty in social relationships, and problems communicating.
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If asked how old you are by a stranger, would you answer honestly?
It depends on whether or not I'm feeling bitchy.
Sometimes I'll tell them my age, and sometimes I get snotty and tell them that I'm old enough to know that that is a very rude question
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Do you consider it a citizen's duty to report a crime they are aware of?
Yes.
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Do you think I'm immature because I laughed when I saw the outside temperature was 69 degrees?
Only if you think I'm immature for snickering when my groceries rang up to $69.69 yesterday;)
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Are you concerned about your daily calorie intake when choosing something to eat?
I'm not fanatic about it or anything....
I just try to eat sensibly and if I choose to indulge I counter it with extra time at the gym
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Who needs respect?
Rodney Dangerfield
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I was watching the episode of Seinfeld where George was playing Trivial Pursuit w/the Bubble Boy. And the answer card had a misprint regarding the Moor's on it. How would you resolve this situation? Accept the answer on the card as George attempted to?
In my family, if you don't answer with exactly what is printed on the card, you can kiss your pie piece goodbye.
We tend to take our board games waaaaaay too seriously;)
Case in point:
I'm STILL pissed about the following which occured in 1998:
So, I was ONE QUESTION away from kicking everyone's Trivial Pursuit ASS...in the center for my final question, which was...
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I need help i have to write an essay on lewis and clark there great journey west and it has to be a page long so can i have some ideas for my essay
Normally I'd get all snarky and tell you to do your own damn homework, but you asked nicely and I'm feeling generous, so here are some useful links from credible sources:
http://www.edgate.com/lewisandclark/
http://www.archives.gov/education/lessons/lewis-clark/
http://www.nationalgeographic.com/lewisandclark/
...
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In which of the following areas do you think the average US Republican differs measurably from the average US Democrat: (1) age, (2) education, (3) happiness, (4) intelligence, (5) religion, (6) wealth, and (7) weight?
I think that sweeping generalizations are dangerous things.
Case in point:
I just turned 30.
I have both a Bachelors and a Masters Degree in history.
I am quite content with my life.
I consider myself to be smarter than the average bear.
I am Catholic.
I am financially stable.
I weigh 126 pounds.
And I am a Republican.
Do I fit most people's mental image of a...
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What is the fast food chain you would never come back to?
Wendy's
I haven't been to a Wendy's since I was 5 (that's 25 years for those who are counting) and I found a tuft of FUR on my hamburger immediately followed up by a dead fly in my free "we are so sorry there was fur in your hamburger" milkshake.
Wendy's..........Blegh!
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You REALLY need to switch jobs and you want to write a letter to a potential employer telling him that things are slow where you are and you have 2 kids to support, please find something for me how would you word this?
For starters, I would keep the letter as business-like as possible: don't mention your home life (ie: 2 kids to support).
Whatever you write a potential employer should focus on how you are interested in arranging a time to speak with him/her about available positions and how you are excited by the prospect of new opportunities.
Try to avoid too much personal information or any...
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What state do you live in? Do you like it?
Virginia
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How to delete questions from answerbag- if not answered?
You don't.
A question cannot be deleted....it can be EDITED, but not deleted entirely.
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If my roommate forged my signature on the application but i signed the lease am i still liable?
Yes.
An application is just that: an application.
A lease, however, is a legally binding contract.
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Wearing a black dress to my handfasting (wiccan wedding), I have a beautiful black and purple dress and I want to wear it to my wedding but my family thinks its unconventional, Is it
It's YOUR wedding....wear whatever the hell you want and tell everybody else to kiss your handfasting ass.
It's YOUR marriage...you have a divine right to the wedding of YOUR dreams. Your family can have their opinions, but in the grand scheme of things they don't amount to a hill of beans.
Congrats on your upcoming handfasting....I'm confident you are gong to look...
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How high do you think the price of stamps will go up next year? What happened to the "forever stamp"?
In regards to the "Forever Stamp"...it doesn't matter if the prices increase.
The “forever stamp” with the distinctive liberty bell image will ALWAYS be accepted by the U.S. Postal Service as a valid stamp for first class mail (within the limits on weight and envelope size).
If (when) in the future the price of a commemorative or other first class stamps goes...
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Do you think you're attractive?
Duplicate
http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/394343
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Does anyone out there believe that the President should be a MAN OF GOD? By that, I mean one who is a Christian, reads the Bible, and honestly seeks for God's advice concerning the fate of our country.
I want the most capable,qualified, intelligent men and women with the most impeccable character to lead this country.
I don't care if they worship Christ, Vishnu, Buddha, or Care Bears.
I think it is disturbingly arrogant and remarkably absurd to insist that our leaders be Christians.
Religious freedom is sacrosanct.
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Hey i found this really cool site... It is way better then myspace, facebook, mixyourworld, and blackplanet... It is called... www.fubar.com
Um.....congratulations???
Did you have an actual question (this is ANSWERbag, not STATEMENTbag) or were you just filling us in for shits and giggles?
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What is the very first thing you do when you wake up besides opening your eyes?
Curse at the alarm and then turn on the news
(and then snuggle with the dogs for a few minutes before I get up)
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Would you date anyone who is incredibly attractive and bites and wrestles with you?
Are you dating a human or a Golden Retriever???
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When was the last time you wanted to shriek "WE'RE DOOOOOMED!!!!!!!!!!!!" at work?
Last week when our rent was raised by $2.56.
I find that melodramatically over-reacting to unremarkable situations amuses me a great deal.
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Can someone be fired for being consistantly late for work by 5-7 min.
Absolutely.
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We have owned our dog for 1 1/2 yrs. Last night and tonight he tried to bite my boyfriend when he tried to pick him up. He picks him up all the time. What may have caused him to do this all of a sudden?
He might be in pain or sick...regardless, he's trying to tell you that something is not right in his doggie world
My pug Eloise, who 99% of the time is the sweetest little puglet on the face of the planet, turns into Demon Dog when she's in pain.
You might want to think about taking him to the vet for a check up.
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Whats the deal with grumpy ,prudish, people on this site if they dont like your question giving you abuse grow up everybody in titled to there own opinion
AnnieapplesF,
Please don't take this too personally, but a large number of your "questions" are barely comprehensible.
That's why they get rejected as nonsense.
I went back and looked at your entire list of asked questions, and it is pretty obvious that the feedback you've gotten was well deserved.
Writing in a clear, concise, and legible manner is...
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Someone on AB called me delusional, abusive, immature, bimbo, weak, ignorant, uneducated, uncultured, not well read, untraveled, liar, out of my depth, stupid, laughing stock, unable to understand English, pompous... see below for more insults...
The way I see it, you have two choices:
Report his ass or kick his ass.
I vote for a little ass kicking.
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Teens drink example ages 14,15,16,17 in ditchs or feilds i think its wrong and terrible theses kids parents dont no where they are
Ummmm.....did you have a question or are you just letting us know for the hell of it?
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Do you have a tattoo? Did it hurt? What was it? Where was it?
-Yes
-It wasn't that bad
-A Celtic cross
-My Lower back
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How old is your dog? and what kind?
8 year old Golden Retriever
2 year old Golden Retriever
6 year old Pug
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How long, if at all can you wear a pair of stillhettos, and how much can you do in them? i.e. running, or dancing
I wear heels on varying heights everyday, and I can pretty much do everything in heels that I do in flats...just with more style;)
The trick is to buy well made heels...the better the quality of the workmanship, the better support you get. Good shoes are definiitely worth the money:)
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We have a new Community Leader! Who would like to help me welcome Barcaluv 67 to his new role on AB? Well done :)
Yay! Woohoo!
The AB staff made a great choice when they decided to make Barcaluv 67 a CL. He rocks;)
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What is your favorite way to goof off at work?
Answerbag! :)
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Have you or would you ever use a telephone calling card like this one?
Is wanting that card only so I can have the opportunity to say "You've been dramatelled, playa!" wrong???
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What car do you think looks the nastiest?The one you wouldn't want to be seen in!
I think the Dodge Magnum looks like a hearse.
Why would anbody buy a car that looks like it could be used to haul corpses?
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What is one thing that someone does in their question that makes you automatically down rate it?
Talk negatively about another ABer.
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I'm grading a mini-dissertation I think deserves 45%, which will mean that the student fails the year. She's a poor single mother. If I give her 50%, she will pass the whole course and get the degree. I have to make my mind up today. What should I do?
You have to grade her for the content and quality of her work.
You are not her therapist, her parents, or her friend...you are her instuctor. It is not your job to make her life easier. It is your job, however, to grade her work accuately.
You can't just hand her her degree for work that is woefully inadequate. Doing so negates the meritorious value of the degree.
I know you...
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Say something negative and positive about your neighbors
Negative:
Walt (who lives behind me) likes to walk around his kitchen naked....with the blinds up. Ick ick ick ick.
I'm pretty sure The Morris' (who live to the right) are either cult leaders or serial killers. There's just something not right about them.....I just can't put my finger on it. Maybe they're just sick of seeing Walt naked.
Positive:
They are...
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Do you ever watch the Catholic channel?
Yup.
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Can you ask a rational and comprehensible question that has 8 Z's in it, with all words properly spelled? I will posi-troll the first person who can.
When making pizza, do you prefer to use mozzerella, ainuzzi,scamorza, or gorgonzola cheese?
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WHY WAS THE WHITE HOUSE BUILT AND WHAT IS IT USED FOR TODAY
It was built as a residence/office for the president, and is still used today as a residence/office for the president
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Do you have any pants with words across the backside?
Only a pair of sweats- they have the name of my alma mater (JMU) plastered across the ass.....and I only wear them to the gym.
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I respect your right to religious beliefs but I do not respect your beliefs. What do you think?
As long as you're not rude about your disrespect for my religious beliefs, or try to shove your lack of respect for my beliefs down my throat, I could care less.
To each his own.
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I am thinking about reading Twilight series of books, your thoughts?
I got bored half way through the first one, so I didn't even bother with the others.
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How should I start training a puppy? I want to get a dog, not sure a pup or adopt an adult dog,might be easier. I would get a small dog like a shitzu. I really don't wanna walk a dog.I have a yard can I put it out? Or can I just paper train it?
If you are unwilling to walk a dog, DO NOT EVEN ENTERTAIN THE THOUGHT OF ADOPTING ONE.
ALL dogs, regardless of breed or size, need the stimulization of daily exercise.....you can't just shoo them outside to do their "business" and consider your job done.
Adopting a dog is a serious commitment of time, money,energy, and affection. If you can't be bothered to walk a...
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What comes to mind when I say"toaster"?
That I need a new one:)
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Ive been in Prison for 25 years, Ask me a question!
Are you a top or a bottom.....bunk, that is!
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If a bird flew into your car, you'd ____________?
Shit a brick.
Seriously.
Birds creep me out;)
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What is the best way to deal with a Mentally Retarded brother/family member?
With patience, understanding, and most importantly, love.
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I have an ip adrees for my friend i wanna hack his computer?
Well aren't you a clever one, announcing that very fact to the world at large! *rolls eyes*
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If you were told that tonight's supper will be your last meal, what will you have for dessert?
Anything I frickin' wanted...and lots of it:)
I'd eat all of those deliciously bad for you things that I normally deny myself...like a sundae made out of Ben & Jerry's Chocolate Fudge Brownie Ice Cream, Twinkies, Whipped Cream, and Butterscotch. Yum yum yum yum.....
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Do i have to work weekends
Well, that's something you're just going to have to take up with your boss or human resources, because frankly, I don't know. Do you?
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You pick up a penny with your birth year on it, and someday yells running towards you claiming it. What do you do? Setting, center of the food court in a mall. Involvement, you and a girl that looks like she just came off the set of the new 90210.
First, I'd tell her to unclench...it's just a penny, for pete's sake!
And then I'd tell her to eat a sandwich.........those girls on the new 90210 are all waaaaaaayyyy too skinny
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Will the Obama administration decrease military spending? (currently 3/4 TRILLION per year & rising). How much will this affect our economy?
I think that one thing that people tend to forget is that military spending is more than just funding Iraq....
I live in a military town (actually much of the entire Hampton Roands area has some connection to the military) and I can tell you that drastic cutbacks in military spending will have a disaterous effect on our local economy.
Many people's livlihoods are directly or...
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Do you want to find out what your slogan could be? Go here:
«Oh my goddess, it's a Meg.»
I LOVE it!!!!
Now I'm going to try it again...
«Meg - You see this name, you think dirty.»
Aahhhh!!! I love it!
Well, now we know what I'm going ot be doing the rest of the day instead of working!
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What's the first song that comes to your mind for Billy Joel?
We Didn't Start The Fire
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Using a bag of potatoes and anything you have in your kitchen, what can you make us for dinner?
How does coq au vin with steamed asparagus and rosemary roasted new potatoes sound?
(That's what I'm planning on making tomorrow night for a dinner party I'm having, so i have all the ingredients already)
My friends often labor under the misunderstanding that I CAN'T cook just because I ususally WON'T (I find it BORING)....so every once in a while I throw a dinner...
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Please join me in wishing Meg a very happy birthday.. she seems to think its craptastic having a 30th!! lol.. will you help me cheer her up?? HAPPY 30TH MEG!! XXXX
Thanks, Mentalmum! You are too sweet!
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Tomorrow 7th November 2008 is my handsome, football loving friend 'Barcaluv 67's Birthday.. what do you all say we all rock on down to visit him and throw him the best birthday party EVER? HAPPY BIRTHDAY BARCA XXXX
Happy Birthday, Barcaluv!
This has been a big week for birthdays here on AB!
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Who would like to join me in congratulating Meg both on becoming a Maestro and her 30th birthday?
Thanks, Everybody! What a great birthday treat!
I really appreciate everybody taking the time out of their busy day to drop by! I'll make sure to save you some cake!
One of the most redeeming aspects about AB (excuse me while I wax poetical for a moment) is the great sense of community....
Drama (and boy is there drama!) and mudslinging aside, the AB community is unlike any other....
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OK everyone, this is sort of a big deal. It's Sara's birthday! C'mon, join the party for one of the coolest ABers out there. For those of you who've called her "Sarah", you will be forgiven so long as you bring cookies. Party hats will be supplied.
Happy Birthday, Sara!
Obviously, the most awesome people have a birthday on the 6th;)
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I'm a 28 year old, recently engaged female. I've never been a fan of weddings and the thought of having to plan and go through one terrifies me as I really don't like being the center of attention. Any ideas as to how to handle this? Thanks in advance!
Elope.
And if anyone complains, tell them to get over it and do it anyway.
It's YOUR marriage....start it however you want;)
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Why does Meg say RUTABEGA? heehee
Wow! I never saw this question way back in January!
But just for the sake of nostalgia I'll answer it now....
Rutabega used to be my answer of choice to any and all blatant homework questions. I hate it when kids try to get the AB community to do their homework FOR them. Cheaters suck:(
Sorry it wasn't anything more exciting than that!
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Christmas music -- love it or hate it?
Love it love it love it love it.
I'm a Christmas junkie. I love all things Christmas;)
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Would you stand by your partner if he was going to prison? I will be sentenced to 1-3 years, am 22, and hoping that my gf will stick around.
Personally?
No, probably not...but only because I don't date felons.
I'd consider a Prison term to be an absolute deal breaker.
But hey! That's just me! Maybe she has different standards!
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Who would like to join me in congratulating Merfish on becoming a grandmother?
How exciting, Merfish! I'm so happy for you! Congratulations:)
Make sure you do your grandmotherly duty and spoil that baby rotten!
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WHO YOU TELL ME IF YOU CHEATED ON ME
YES OR NO.
WOULD YOU BE COMMENTED TO ME AN ONLY ME
ARE YOU A MOMMA BOY YES OR NO
ARE YOU TALL.
DO YOU LIKE CHOCOLATE GIRLS THAT ARE MIX.
WOLUD YOU EVER CHOOSE YOUR FREINDS OVER ME?
Holy crap!
Put the Meth pipe down and step away from the keyboard, Caps Lock Queen! You're scaring the kids!
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Complete this sentence: "I would stop using AnswerBag if....."
I got a "Cease and Desist" letter
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Are teachers underpaid?
YES!!!!!!!!!
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MY BOYFRIEND IS ALWAYS HANGING ON ME AND CALLING ME.HE WOKE ME UP AT 3 O'CLOCK IN THE MORNING JUST TO SAY HI AND THAT HE MISSED ME. IS THIS LOVE?
No.
That's a jackass.
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I want to wish my good friend B. Krayzee a very happy birthday. Would anyone else like to do the same? BIG HUGS to you BK hope you have a great day :)
Happy Birthday, B. Krayzee;)
Hope you celebrate your ass off and have a great time tonight!
Just don't do anything I wouldn't do......;)
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Obama won. Are you happy!?
Duplicate
http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1069450
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When will the US military stop killing innocent people? 40 on Monday, 33 in August and 47 in July. We know they can not shoot straight at the best of times, but attacking innocent people? What a joke! ACT OBAMA ASAP
How easy it is for you sit here, in the safe comfort of your own home, and pass judgement on the actions of our men and women in uniform.
Do you labor under the impression that their job is EASY?
That everyone is clearly LABELED as civilian or combatant?
That the situation over there is going so smoothly that all intel is 100% accurate and that split second decisons never have to be...
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Where can I get a shirt that says "Don't blame me I voted for McCain?"
I don't know...but when you find one, let me know:)
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Which is more vile - circus peanuts or black licorice?
Black licorice is VILE. blegh blegh blegh:(
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What is your biggest pet peeve as far as personalities go?As in, what annoys you the most about a certain type of personality?
Perky people drive me bat shit crazy.
Anybody who can be that frickin' happy all the frickin' time has a screw loose.
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When was the last time when u had a car crash?
Some 17 year old twit driving her daddy's black Escalade hit me on Saturday.
We were both in parallel right hand turn lanes and she literally scraped the entire right hand side of my car...and then proceeded to tell me I must not have stayed in my lane.
Luckily, someone else had seen the accident and pulled over with us and backed me up to the police officer.
(The twit, of course,...
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Did you notice how when McCain (in his speech) said Obama's name the crowd groaned and booed, but when Obama (in his speech) said McCain's name the crowd clapped?
Yes..we all noticed. And two things need to be said:
1. The Republican Party is destroying itself from within. The hatred and ignorance that select groups of Conservatives spew is like a cancer eating away at the very heart of the true ideology of the GOP.
I am a Republican and I am ashamed of much I have seen demonstrated during this election cycle. True political Conservatives should...
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Real Christmas tree this year or fake?
Real.
My fat cat climbs the fake ones, always resulting in a Christmas Tree catastrophe of amazingly enormous proportions.
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Would you please share with me your favorite Thanksgiving or holiday recipe?
Here's two recipes I make every year as my contribution to Thanksgiving:
Cranberry Sauce (always a big hit!)
1 cup water
1 cup white sugar
1 (12 ounce) package fresh cranberries
1 orange, peeled and pureed
1 apple - peeled, cored and diced
1 pear - peeled, cored and diced
1 cup chopped dried mixed fruit
1 cup chopped pecans
1/2 teaspoon salt
1 teaspoon ground...
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Do you have your Christmas decorations up by Thanksgiving day?
I put mine up the day after Thanksgiving:)
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How far back can you date your family tree?
On my mother's side:
Back to the mid 1600's when my great-great-however-many-times- grandfather came to Massachusetts as an indentured servant, and there is even some less detailed info from before that time dating back to Scotland and Ireland, but it is only bits and pieces.
On my dad's side: back to the late 1600's in Ireland (for both his mother and father's...
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I really liked McCain's concession speech. Not only because it meant that Obama won, but I think he acted honorably, and showed leadership. Any thoughts?
Senator McCain was the epitome of dignity, class, and graciousness. He showed us last night why he is very much a man to be admired.
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Obama won. Are you happy!?
I feel the need to start hording my money in paper sacks and keep it stashed under my mattress so the government won't be able to redistribute it.
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Today is the lovely and amazing Andy Ninja’s birthday!! Who would like to join me in celebrating this very special day for a very special woman? Drinks are on me!!
Happy Birthday,Andy!
As we all know, Scorpios are the smartest, prettiest, wittiest, and kick-ass awesomest girls on the planet;)
Make sure to save me some cake!
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What is the significance of the word "Roman" in Roman Catholic? How is it different from other Catholic Churches?
For starters,Catholic capitalized refers to the actual Church, while the word catholic lowercase means universal.
However, I believe you are asking if a Catholic church and a Roman Catholic Church are the same thing: they are.
These days, people use the terms Catholic and Roman Catholic interchangeably.
The phrase Roman Catholic simply is a reference to the fact that the Church...
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What is the entrance to your home like? Is it inviting to visitors, plain, messy, or even hostile?
I'd like to think it's inviting....once you get past all the crap that seems to accumulate there:)
Dog leashes, dog toys, dog bones, shoes (LOTS of shoes), jackets, mail, books....it all seems to find it's way to the front hall:)
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How are alice walker and robert frost different/similar in the way they approach life's most challenging and inspiring moments regarding life, death, hope, and joy? please cite specific poems and themes found in walker and frost wo
Dear Anonymous,
Write your own damn paper.
Smooches!
Meg
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Are you more attracted to cool colors or warm colors?
I wear more warm colors, but I tend to decorate the house with cool colors.
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What do you call it: Cotton candy, candy floss or fairy floss?
Cotton Candy
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Have you heard that Obama voters have been told that the lines were so long today that they needed to wait until tomorrow to vote? LOL
That's not funny...that's voter fraud.
Why don't my fellow Republicans realize that these stunts are crippling the GOP?
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Where do you buy your makeup?
Sephora
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Where did you get the shirt you are wearing?
I think Banana Republic....but I just don't remember.
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Would you call yourself a controversial ABer?
Sometimes;)
I'm a Very Mean Girl......:)
I have strong opinions and absolutely no filter.....and sometimes that (and my inability to back down from a full on assault) sometimes makes me say very very naughty things;)
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Are you wearing your 'I VOTED' sticker proudly?
I wish I could say I was...but unfortunately my sticker wouldn't stick to my soaking wet jacket.
What? Soaking wet? Meg, why were you drenched??
Because, kids, I waited for 3 hours IN THE RAIN to vote.
And it made me cranky, damnit:( Humph.
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How many people think we evolved from animals, and how many people believe that God created mankind?
God did create mankind....through evolution.
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How long was the line at your voting station today (11/4/08)?
I waited for 3 hours.
IN THE RAIN.
It was a craptastic morning:(
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Has there ever been a catholic president?
Kennedy was Catholic
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Are you voting on tuesday?
You bet your ass I am!
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Have you always been a Republican
No.
There was a brief time in college when I naively thought the Dems had all the answers. I fell for the romance of it all....but like waking up after a drunken one night stand with a smooth talking frat boy, I eventually began to see past the rhetoric. So, I pulled my head out of my ass and started paying attention.
We are supposed to believe that ideologues who disdain America and...
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Who is going to pay for the next hundred years of war in Iraq under President McCain?
Who's going to pay for Obama's enormous welfare state?
PS: I up rated you to counteract the Drive by DRs...despite vehemently disagreeing with the premise of the question. This question, in my opinion, was not DR worthy.
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Is Obama going to be another Jimmy Carter
Yup. It ain't gonna be pretty.
What are all of the Obama faithful going to do when he fails to live up to their exalted expectations?
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What are two items could you buy with condoms that would make the clerk look at you funny?
Super Glue and Twizzlers
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They're, Their, There: Can you make 1 sentence using each word properly?
They're convinced the best placement for their sofa is over there by the window.
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OK, SO IM A FIRST YEAR COLLEGE STUDENT AND MY MAJOR IS BIOLOGY AND I THINK I WANT TI CHANGE MY MAJOR.......MY REASON BEING IS THAT I DONT KNOW IF IM STILL GOING TO WANT TO GO TO MEDICAL SCHOOL WHEN THE TIME GETS HERE....WHAT SHOULD I DO?
Talk to your advisor. That's what they're there for.
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I'm in an argument with a complete pro-propaganda idiot who thinks he needs to spread more trash against McCain to make it fair for Obama. I told him propaganda is WRONG, but he won't listen. I need something smart to say to shut him up. I'm frustrated?
Engaging in political discourse with an idiot is about as pointless as nailing jello to a tree....
Sad truth is, there is nothing you CAN say that they won't twist to suit their own craptastic ideology.
Unfortunately, not enough voters today are actually EDUCATED about the issues...oh, they THINK they are (they read a couple of blogs, peruse the Times,listen to Keith Olbermann spout...
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My bf and i had oral. His parents found out and now we cant see eachother. We try talking to them but they wont listen. We have waited a while to let them cool off. Is there any way we can get their attention so they'll listen to us?
You need to face some cold, hard facts:
For the near future, you AREN'T going to be able to reason with them.
Right now they are too traumatized with the visual images of their precious little boy acting like a horny porn star. They are too wrapped up in trying to come to terms with the fact that he has intimate knowledge of a vagina.
Give it time. Be patient. Be...
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Yo people im new and i have a big Q would you all add me to your myspace my addy is timthedragonmaster@yahoo.com
Dear jaden_theangelofhell,
Dude, don't be that guy.
What guy, you ask?
The sad, desperate guy.
The best way to make friends on AB is to INTERACT with them and let a friendship develop naturally...not to pimp yourself out for buddies.
Smooches!
Meg
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Cloris Leachman was booted off of Dancing with the Stars, how do you feel about this?
I could care less.
I've never even seen that show..nor do I especially feel the need to:)
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What is the most common flirt used by girls?
Is there a most common? I don't really think so. Everyone flirts differently.
But if I had to say which flirting tecxhniques I think are utilized most often I'd have to say direct eye contact and casual touches (like putting a hand on a guys arm or hand when talking)
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Have Republicans and their allies run worse ads that the Democrats and their allies this election cycle?
BOTH sides have practiced the fine art of slander, propoganda, and outright jackassery.
To depict one side as more egregious than the other is absurd.
At this point I'm just plain sick of EVERYBODY.
This election season can’t end soon enough. Even the whimpering and wailing of whichever party bites the big one will be easier to deal with than the lead-up to actually voting.
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With all of the nice breeds in the world why would anyone take a chance and buy a pit bull?
Pit bulls, like any other breed of dog, if raised properly can be a loving, sweet, gentle family pet.
It is people who ruin Pit bulls, not the dogs themselves.
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Is having a suntan all year round important to you?
Nope.
My Irish heritage has made obtaining a tan nearly impossible....and I could care less.
I rock my paleness;)
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Why is it that Catholics not only have, but pray to their Saints? Doesn't that break one of the ten commandments "You will have no other God's before me?" Educated answers please, I'm honestly curious. :)
We do not worship the saints, but we do venerate them.
Many people confuse prayer with worship. True worship (as opposed to veneration or honor) does indeed belong to God alone, and we should never worship man or any other creature as we worship God.
But while worship may take the form of prayer, as in the Mass and other liturgies of the Church, not all prayer is worship. When we pray to...
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If you spot someone you despised at a store or other random public location, what would you do as soon as that someone saw you?
Flip 'em the bird.
Just kidding;)
I'd probably flat out snub them...but that would be expected because I'm an uncomprimisng bitch sometimes...and everybody knows it;)
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Hope you don't mind asking you this question-Who will you vote for the 2008 President Election?Don't have to answer if you don't wan't.
John McCain
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What do you do when the hottest new trend seems a bit ridiculous?
I completely ignore it.
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Why did McCain wait until he was in his 70s to run for the President of the US?
He didn't. He tried for the GOP nomination back in 2000 but lost out to George Bush
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According to some, the Bible says that same-sex marriage is wrong. However, Christianity teaches tolerance and forgiveness. Would a "good" Christian vote for or against same-sex marriage?
I consider myself a "good" Catholic....but the Church's stance on same-sex marriage is something I disagree vehemently with.
My opinion is this: what's the big frickin' deal?
Love is love. Period. End of Story.
Sure, you can nitpick and find passages out of context to support homophobia, but if we tried hard enough we could find Biblical writings to support...
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Do you take your time while eating?
Nope.
I'm a eat-on-the-go type of girl....
Who actually has time to sit down and enjoy a meal these days? Not me!
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Its my birthday November 11th. Does anyone share this birthday with me?
Nope..but mine's close: November 6th;)
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What would I find in the top drawer of your dresser?
Jewelry and lingerie (each in it's own drawer..I have 2 top drawers in my dresser)
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List the angles of triangle BCD from smallest to largest. 1. BC=7, CD=12, and BD=16 2. BC=6.1, CD=5.2, and BD=6.3 3. BC=22, CD=24,BD=13
No, thank you.
I already took Geometry.
Hey! I have a super-duper, fantastic, revolutionary idea! You should do your own homework!
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If you are at restaurant ordering dessert and you have 2 choices....creme brulee or chocolate souffle, which one do you pick?
chocolate souffle...Yum!
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What is the first question you ask on a first date?
"Are you gainfully employed?"
followed by
"You don't still live with Mommy and Daddy, right?"
Ok. I'm kidding (kind of)...but lack of employment and having mommy still fold your underwear are deal breakers for me.
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What song must you hear every Christmas season?
"I want a Hippopotamus for Christmas"
it's my FAVORITE secular Christmas song EVER. I literally jump up and down with freakishly childlike joie de vivre when it comes on the radio....
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When you get hurt do you scream, cry, swear or grunt?
I swear.
A lot.
I can curse a blue streak under the right circumstances:)
And then I cry...especially if there's blood:(
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Are you not voting for Obama because he is black?
No...I'm not voting for Obama because I disagree with his political ideology
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What is your favorite season, and why?
I love late fall/early winter...the Holiday season.
I love the weather (gloomy=cozy in my book).
I love the smell of falling leaves!
I love being able to wear turtleneck sweaters, wool coats, scarves, and boots.
I love getting excited for Thanksgiving and Christmas.
I love the anticipation of snow....watching the weather forecasts with baited breath, hoping for a snow day (hey-even...
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How much is gas by you now? November 2008
$2.07 for the cheap stuff in Virginia Beach.....I filled up my car (lovingly called Suzie Saturn, the Grey Ghost) for under $30.00 yesterday! Woot!
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How often do you quote the bible while engaged in conversation?
Hardly ever....I have never felt the need to force Catholicism down others throats.
The only time it comes up is if a) someone asks me a question about the Church or b)I am talking to someone whom I know would be receptive to such a topic (like one of my fellow parishoners)
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Is it true that Catholics are discouraged from taking St. John's writings on the Apocalypse literally and do not prepare for the End?
I wouldn't say "discouraged"......it's just that we believe the Book of Revelations to be a metaphor for the stuggles of Church and the faithful, showing that God will always protect us.
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Why is the LGBT section found under the relationship advice category...and how do we get them to change it?
Why would we get them to change it? Don't LGBT's need relationship advice,too?
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Who's excited to vote tomorrow?
I am!
(For all the good it's going to do.....I've kind of resigned myself to the fact that Obama is probably going to win...damn it...
Welfare state....here we come! Goodbye, my precious hard earned money which will now consequently be taken out in copious amounts to fund uneccessary and poorly run federal programs! Our time together was much to brief!)
I have my IPod all...
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What news station is giving you the most impartial election information?
None of 'em.
They're all biased in one way or another....and anybody who tells you differently is a complete idiot.
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Do you have to D/R someone to fell whole?
Nope. I need expensive shoes to feel whole. DRing makes me feel rotten...unless it is really really deserved.
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If a person drinks a lot of alcohol, is it possible the effects could make the person think they like someone and that it may not be true when the person is sober?
Yes. It's called "Beer Goggles"...We've all been there a time or two....;)
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Would you like to see Cuba become part of the U.S. again?
Ummm.....Cuba never was part of the US to begin with, so how could it become part of the US again????
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What does your tattoo say or symbolises
I have a Celtic cross on my lower back.....
Yeah, I know...I know....! I have a "tramp stamp"!!
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Any tips for growing marijuana more effectively inside? Like ways to speed it up and help it grow better/faster?
Well, an obvious tip would be TO NOT ANNOUNCE ON AB THAT YOU ARE GROWING WEED.
Sheesh!
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Is your boss stingy and cheap?
Painfully so. In many ways her inability to part with a dime is negatively effecting the growth of her company.
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What movie have you seen that made you feel like you wasted your time?
1. Solaris (from '02, starring George Clooney)
Quite possibly the most boring two hours I've ever endured.
2. The Women (out recently, starring Meg Ryan, et al)
Despite being based on a fabulous piece of literature, this movie was excruitiatingly painful to watch. Clare Booth Luce is spinning in her grave, I'm sure. Not to mention that Meg Ryan has had so much work...
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My cocker spaniel got a infection in his third eye and the medician does not seem to be working and now it looks like the other eyes is going the same way. Is there any thing else I can do to help it get better before we turn to surgery?
Your cocker spaniel has three eyes?
But as for your question: listen to your vet. he has far more breadth of knowldge and experience regarding this issue than any random ABer could possibly have.
If you feel the need, seek a second, or third, opinion from another licensed, trained Vet, but this is the kind of question that is best left to th experts, expecially those who have had a...
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Do you love or hate reality TV?
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If I were interested in buying your soul, how much would you be willing to take for it?
Well, yesterday I said I'd sell my soul for this gorgeous pair of Dolce & Gabbana boots I saw at Nordstroms, so I guess that means I'd take $1,395.00....
They were GORGEOUS, I tell you!
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What is a thesis statement
Here's a couple of handy links I used to provide students both when I was teaching high school and when I was a TA for intro level college courses:
http://www.unc.edu/depts/wcweb/handouts/thesis.html
http://grammar.ccc.commnet.edu/GRAMMAR/composition/thesis.htm
Hope they help.
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Why are Athiests Either Gay or Left wing Liberals
Seriously?
SERIOUSLY?????
What on earth have you been snorting that made you think, in any way shape or form, that this question was even remotely
a) true
b) appropriate
c) worthy of being plastered across the internet
This question is completely asinine and ridiculously offensive.
And I'm saying that as a Catholic Republican.
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PLZ ADD ME ILL GIVE U MY FAMOUS PEOPLE PLZ
Translation, anyone?
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What is that you do wholeheartedly, on a consistent basis?
Sleep.
I love to sleep.
I am greedy about getting sleep.
If I won the lottery I would quit my job so I could spend most of the day asleep.
I buy the best sheets/duvets/pillows so I can lie in luxury while I sleep.
I will threaten you with bodily harm if you wake me up while asleep.
I turn into a heinous bitch if I don't get enough sleep.
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What will your reaction be if Senator Obama loses the election?
"Whew! We barely dodged that socialist bullet!"
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Do you think last night's "Obamercial" was Obama patting himself on the back?
Pretty much.
I was highly amused by the tribute to his own ego.
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One Hit Wonder Lyrics By Year: 1983 After The Fire formed in 1974 as a Christian progressive rock band. By the early 1980s, After The Fire had gradually changed their style to new wave. Unfortunately for this band, they would be subject to being like many
Ummmmmm.....
Did you have a question, or do you just love love love to type?
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Are you ready for halloween?
Not completely....
I hung up "spiderwebs" over the front door and the dogs have their costumes, but as of 6pm Thursday I have NO CANDY.
I'd better stop at the store after work tomorrow or the neighborhod kids are going to completely spaz out.
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Do you like Candy Corn?
No.
I LOVE candy corn.
Today my entire lunch consisted solely of candy corn and candy pumpkins. It was frickin' awesome.
I told myself it was ok because they count as vegetables;)
BTW: great video;)
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What do you think (girls) link works this time lol
http://www.flickr.com/photos/31934291@N03/?
saved=1 im 16 and 5"4
Honestly?
No, I mean it. Do you really want the truth?? No holds barred truth?
I think questions of this nature are rather pathetic.
First of all, the internet is chock full of pedophilic,sociopathic freak shows...why subject yourself to that kind of attention????
Secondly, seeking the approval (or disapproval) of complete strangers always reeks of low self-esteem and...
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Do you trust good looking strangers more than ugly ones?
I trust NO ONE!
I think the entire world consists of sneaky little bastards trying to steal my Candy Corn!!!
*Ahem* Oops. Sorry. I don't know where that came from. I must have over done it on the office Halloween candy and gone slightly 'round the bend.
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Do you let your best friends wear your clothes?
all the time...and vice versa
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4 all da ppl dat answerd my question im serious bout dis an im not tryna get @any1 my husband is the 1 dat tryn 2 get me pregnant stupid no matta how i said no smart answers if u were smart u would hve known wat i was sayn. dnt answer my questions no more
Holy crap.
Was that even English?
Judging by your tenuous grasp at rudimentary language skills, I'm not entirely sure I want you breeding and perpetuating the gene pool.
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Do you believe in the redistribution of wealth? How would you go about it?
Charity is about the only form of wealth redistribution that’s acceptable, because it is VOLUNTARY.
Wealth redistribution through taxation is theft — and pandering for votes by promising wealth redistribution in the name of “fairness” is bullshit.
When every single damn member of Congress comes back to live on Planet Budget (both for their individual families and...
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A frnd askd a boy out 4 me a cuple of months ago he sed yes bt he culdnt c me til his intrnet woz fixd. Its bin 5 mnths n his internet has jst bin fixd i hvnt seen him since tht day, Iv had a cuple of byfrnds iv herd he lyks sum1 els bt i stil lyk him...
Dear Anonymous,
I would love to answer your question, if indeed there was one, but I have a dilemma.
You see, my dearest Anonymous, I am unable to read idiot.
I have spent the majority of my life, not to mention egregious amounts of money, in the pursuit of an education, and I'm afraid it has rendered me incapable of deciphering your cryptic psudo-language.
If you would be so...
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Which part of your AB activity is about to reach a nice round number? I noticed the next question I ask will be my 600th. : )
The only "nice round number" I have on the immediate horizon is level 60:)
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Whats your favorite episode of THE OFFICE
The Injury (when Michael stepped on his George Forman grill getting out of bed)
It's HILARIOUS:)
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Who wants to join in on the Care Bear tea party?
Count me in!
Ok..now this is going to sound weird, but my friends Jenn, Mo, and myself are still infatuated with the Care Bears..and we're all nearly 30.
At least once a year (starting freshman year in college)we have a "slumber party" and watch the original 2 Care Bear movies (first on VHS, and now on DVD.)
We also at some point in the evening (usually after the...
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Will you please vote Obama?
Nope.
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What does your mailbox look like? (for your home, not online)
This is the new mailbox I just bought last weekend:
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Motivation....do you need a gentle nudge or a big shove?
Big shove.
Fear is my greatest motivator.....just ask my graduate advisor. He threatens me on a daily basis with bodily harm if I don't get my ass in gear and get my thesis chapters turned in:)
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When is the last time you thought, "I'm quitting" due to a bad day at work?
Yesterday.
My boss was being a condescending twit yesterday afternoon and talking to me like I was a mildy mentally retarded 6 year old.
I wanted to staple her damn Post-it note to her forehead.
But then I remembered that she just gave me a raise and I got over it. But I'll bitch about it with the girls for the rest of the damn week.
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Why are most liberals lazy and don't want to work and live off welfare and the cheat the system?
I'm saying this as not only an American, but a proud Conservative.
Intellectually bankrupt questions like these are why some people have such a negative opinion of the Republican Party.
This question is built on a faulty premise and is horrifically ignorant. You have done a discredit to true conservatives everywhere.
It is true that our welfare system is woefully corrupt and a...
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Besides change, what do you keep in your pockets?
I don't keep anything in my pockets....I use a purse
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Are you scared for our economy?
Despite the gloom and doom predictions, not really.
Don't get me wrong...I'm not claiming all is peachy-keen......we all need to be aware of the market and make smart, informed financial decisions.
Nevertheless, I just got a raise, so I'm making more and gas is down to $2.16, so I'm saving more. Maybe this is selfish on my part, but what the hell......I'm doing...
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Obama's idea to blanket the airwaves with his infomercial last night.......shrewd spending or waste of money?
Wait...that was an infomercial??? Not part of the Wednesday night comedy line-up??
Huh. I guess I was just so damn amused by the vapid pandering that I assumed it was a sitcom.
All kidding aside, it was a colossal waste of money. Makes me seriously question Obama's judgement.
Here's what I took away from Obama's "It's All About MEEEE!" Circus: he's...
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I spend 4$ every monday for a year how much money did i spend in a year?
multipy $4.00 by 52 weeks
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Are you going to vote?
Damn straight I'm going to vote!
I've rearranged my entire Tuesday morning, just in case there are ridiculously long lines.
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Do you feel you are an honest person?
Honest to a fault....I really need to learn when to keep my frickin' mouth SHUT.
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Obama! Obama! Obama!
Are you in?
No! No! No!
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On a man, how much back hair is too much?
If you take off your shirt and it looks like you are wearing a sweater, that's too much.
If you can braid it into pretty little pony tails, that's too much.
If you resemble an orangutan, chimpanzee, gorilla, or even a lemur, that's too much.
Otherwise, just roll with it. Some gals dig it.
Well, I don't.....but some do;)
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Have you ever had to wear an eye patch for medical reasons?
Yup.
When I was 10 I got a piece of wood stuck in my eye (following a rather nasty fall from the neighbor's tree house) and I had to wear a patch for about 2 weeks.
I was really self-concious about it, so one of my aunts decided the only thing to thing to do was make it a fashion accessory.
She bought glitter paint and rhinestones and we bedazzled the hell out of that dinky...
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I made this short video for my girlfriend. Will you rate it for me or tell me if you think she will like it?? (Video Included)
That was one kick-ass video;) She's going to love it.
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Which of these 16th Century events did you not hear about in your history class: (1) Queen Elizabeth of England (born 1533), (2) The Jiajing Great Earthquake in Shaanxi, China (1556), or (3) William Shakespeare (born 1564)?
Although I cannot remember precisely, I'm pretty sure we did not learn about the Jiajing Earthquake in high school...American high school curriculum tends to be rather Western-centric
However, at one point or another I studied about all 3 in college ...but then again I was a history major
(of course, even in college my course load was primarily western based, except for the one...
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Religious Christians are supposed to be all forgiving, humble and kind, and yet alot, if not most, of the downrating on AB is done by them. What does this say about religious Christians?
Wow.
Seriously?
SERIOUSLY?
Sweeping generalizations are a fallacy of logic....not to mention intellectually bankrupt.
Where are your statistics? Empirical PROOF?
Do you, special little snowflake that you are, have access to an internal AB database that the rest of us are not privileged enough to cast eyes upon?
No??
Then it's just biased conjecture on your part, now...
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In the last week, how many questions have you had rejected?
zero
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Will 'Barak Obama' make the world a better place to live in?
No.
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Which is/was your least favourite subject at school other than math?
Anything science related (but especially physics). Blegh:(
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What is a product that you always make sure you buy a brand name for?
Kraft Macaroni and Cheese
Cherry Coke
Meow Mix
Campbell's Chicken Noodle Soup
L'Occitane Lavender Shampoo
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I'm a beautiful stay at home mom. Financially having some BIG problems... Truly I have tried to find a job to get these bills paid and I just cannot. I am now seriously looking for an *older* male benefactor...let me know..
Dear romey,
Wow.
Seriously?
SERIOUSLY???
I am soooo flagging this question.
"But why??" you cry in dismay....."Why, Meg? Why are you against my finding a way to support us??"
Because, my dear,dear romey, AB is not your pimp.
If you are truly that bad off, go put an application in at the one place that is always hiring: McDonalds. Sure, it ain't...
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There's always room for ____________________ and ________________.
Twinkies and Beer...but probably not at the same time;)
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I found a stray and really can’t afford to take it to the vet. Can I give this kitten that's several weeks old with an upper repertory infection a human antibiotic? Iam guessing that he is maybe 5 to 7 oz and is about three to four weeks old.
I would not give the kitten any human medications unless under the direct supervision or recommendation of a trained vet.
If you can't properly afford to take care of this animal, find someone who can.
There are probably a number of rescue groups in your area who could help )not just the SPCA or Humane Society...there are also privately funded species or breed specific groups)
Try...
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Why are there words in American phone numbers? last time I checked, phones had numbers on them, not letters.
Not all American phone numbers contain words. Those phone #'s that are compromised of words are usually just a marketing gimmick...an easy way to get consumers to remember your phone number.
If you look at the number buttons on a telephone, some numbers have letters that correspond with them (2=abc, 3=def, 4=ghi, 5=jkl, etc)....and those letters can be used to spell out words.
...
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What can you smell at the moment..?
Pug breath.
Thank God Eloise is going to the vet on Wednesday for her dental cleaning;)
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The republican domination has been such a epic failure, now the democrats are gonna be in control. Do you think if the democrats do a good job you would switch parties?
First of all, to dispute your "Republican Domination" premise...need I point out that the Dems are the ones who control Congress?
Yikes! So much for domination!So let me ask you this...what has your beloved Nancy Pelosi done for you lately?
Secondly, to anyone who thinks that simply by virtue of electing a Democrat all of America's issues will be resolved: wake up and...
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From another site: "If you copy and paste your homework, verbatim, we will delete your question. However, help with homework is fine, just copying and pasting homework questions are not ok. " Thoughts?
Brilliant. Absolutely brilliant. I'm all for such a codicil to the AB Terms of Use.
After all, those of us who are blatantly against answering homework questions AREN'T against the pursuit of knowledge...we're against outright CHEATING.
I love it when a kid says "I'm really confused. I need help understanding this."
But I despise those wormy little...
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What was the number one song on the day you were born? http://www.joshhosler.biz/NumberOneInHistory/SelectMonth.htm
Donna Summer "MacArthur Park"
Great. A cheesy disco song about frickin' cake, of all things. Sheesh.
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Where do you fall on the Political Compass? Take the test! (not nation-specific)
Economic Left/Right: 3.75
Social Libertarian/Authoritarian: -0.67
About what I expected:)
Great link;)
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Do you have a problem with Muslims living in America?
Of course not.
Freedom of Religion is sacrosanct.
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How bad is your dog's dogbreath? Do you ever get his/her teeth cleaned?
My new rescue Pug, Eloise, has breath that could warp steel.
Apparently, in addition to breaking her left hind leg and refusing to treat her chronic ear infections (resulting in permanent hearing loss), her previous owners also sorely neglected her dental needs.
She is going in for her first dental cleaning this upcoming Wednesday. I predict that several teeth are going to have to be...
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Do you like Sarah Palin?
I do like her. I like her a lot. I met her very, very briefly when she came to Virginia Beach with McCain 2 weeks ago. I found her to be a very genuine, intelligent, and admirable woman. I am proud to say I support Sarah Palin in her run for the Vice-Presidency.
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How can the U.S. honestly give us Barrack Hussein Nobama as a legit candidate for president when he isn't qualified for the job. Does affirmative action apply to the job of President of The United States?
As a both an American AND a conservative who is not voting for Obama, this question just plain PISSES me off.
If you don't want to vote for Obama for his POLITICS, FINE.
But stomping your foot and petulantly shouting "must be Affirmative Action!" is ignorant and, well, racist.
I hearby vote you out of the Republican Party. We don't want you anymore. You have...
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When you think of Texas, what is the first thought that pops into your head?
Killer Cheerleadering Moms
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Anyone wanna buy my PSP?
Dude, this ain't the classifieds.
Go give Craigs List a whirl.
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Our beloved friend Sixty B has offered so much through the intelligent and kind submissions she consistently contributes here. Will you please join me in honoring her achievement and congratulating her, as she takes on the well deserved title of Swami?
Sixty B has shot through the ranks faster than anybody I can remember....and the title of Swami couldn't be bestowed upon a more deserving person.
Sixty B is everything that's good about AB. She rocks.
(and she's one of us Virginia girls, which makes her quadrupally-is that even a word??- kick ass awesome)
I love me some Sixty B;)
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Answer to:
You see a banana, you think _____________?
potassium
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If a guy teases you a lot and calls you names, what does that mean?
It means he's an ass.
Do you REALLY want to spend time with someone who has the mental maturity of a mildly retarded wombat?
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I hate my boss because __________?
She's a twit who leaves me these condescending little Post It notes (FRICKIN' POST IT NOTES) about things that are completely under control.
She owns the business, but is only here in the office about 3 hours a week.....she has absolutely no concept what goes on here on a day to day basis. I don't need her micromanaging and telling me how to do my job....and incorrectly at...
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How is glass made?
........
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How far away is Christmas in relation to your birthday?
Exactly 50 days.....I just counted on my handy dandy desk calendar;)
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What is your theme song for life?
This one:
F**k was I, by Jenny Owens Young...it's the story of my frickin' Idiot-Girl life
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What is the most important ingredient in love?
Mutual respect
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Potential is like popcorn kernels in the microwave - some pop and some don't. Did you pop? Will you ever pop?
I guess you could say I'm not only popped but also slathered in butter...butter being the knock-down, drag-out competitive bitchiness that is academia.
I'm so glad to be almost done with grad school;)
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Quick! Positive Thinking Thursday! What are seven things that you are immensely grateful for right now?
1. My health. Despite my dire predictions to the contrary last week, I did NOT die from the flu .
2. The fine makers of NyQuil and DayQuil...who kept me so high this past weekend that being retardedly sick was almost FUN!
3. Poo. My Pug, Eloise, is no longer constipated! Hooray!
4. Lysol and Purell Hand Sanitizer. The Antibacterial properties of both really came in handy this morning...
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I am doing a cross word puzzle and i need the answer to this Q....larger parties have these elections to choose thier canidates ?.please
The answer is either primary or caucus
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What's the most depressing song you've ever heard?
"On Your Porch" by The Format
It absolutely socks me right in the gut.
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My kid who is 1 year old, fell out the window headfirst onto the concrete. He didn't cry or anything, he seems fine. How can I hide this to his mom? He just sits here crossed eyed at the moment, but that and the drooling will stop right?
Dear Trolling Jackass Who Finds Asking Fictional Questions Of This Sick And Blatantly Unfunny Nature Amusing,
You are a complete f**ktard.
Good luck with that.
Smooches!
Meg*
*Dials Child Protective Services JUST IN CASE*
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Did you or someone you know become unemployed in September?
No. As a matter of fact, I got a raise. And our sales have actually increased.
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Have you used Wen hair shampoo? Did you like it?
It worked great the first week...but then my hair started feeling really greasy and lank. It is definitely a complete waste of money.
Damn you, Melissa Gilbert and Jennie Garth and your infomercial brainwashing! I wanted to believe you! I wanted Wen to be the answer to my hair care woes!
I trusted you! You suck!
I want my money back!
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Is it okay to get your girlfriend addicted to drugs? I've been giving her hard drugs to get her addicted because I'm afraid she'll leave me and this way she won't be able to because she can't get them without me but I was wondering if this is morally okay
Dear f**ktard resident of the Methamphetamine Mile Mobile Homes:
ARE YOU F**KING KIDDING ME????
What the HELL kind of question is this?
Of course it's not morally ok!
Dude, you are a retarded wombat with central nervous system damage. I have no doubt your genetic material is a cul-de-sac of evolution.
What would possibly make you even entertain the idea that "getting...
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My girlfriend is pregnant but I don't want her to keep the child. How do I go about getting rid of the kid without her knowing while it's still inside of her?
Seriously? SERIOUSLY????? Who the hell do you think you are???
This question is beyond repulsive....whether it is serious or not.
Get some professional help of the psychiatric variety...you definitely need it.
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Would you switch your vote if your role model(s) endorsed the other presidential candidate?
How ridiculous. Of course not!
I do not let commentators, pundits, or political operatives make up my mind. I do not listen to anyone who attempts to tell me how to vote.
I prefer to focus on the ideology of the candidates, and their track records, and my knowledege of the historical perspectives of current issues....I like to look at the bigger picture.
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Is it okay to avoid people while you are grieving?
Yes. Absolutely, emphatically YES......to a certain degree.
The gut wrenching pain of grief lends itself to the feeling of wanting to make the world go away.....but at some point you need to start interacting with the world again....no matter how difficult that might be.
Nevertheless, I fully believe (and I speak from personal experience here....) that the need to be alone to process the...
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You're on a family outing at the movies with your s/o and children(a 13 yr old & a 6 yr old) You see two lesbians making out in the ticket line at the theater. Your 13 yr old says "aw its so sweet to see two people in love".Wats ur response to ur child?
"Isn't it, though? I just wish they would stop trying to count each other's teeth with their tongues while in line. Regardless of sexual orientation, full on macking in public is quite distasteful."
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As of today October 18, 2008 where do you stand on McCain vs Obama. Please list your candidate and state of residence.
McCain, Virginia
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The most biased name in the news, BBC UK or FOX US?
Neither: CNN
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My boyfriend is seeing other girls, but he saids I am the main girl. I excepted. What does this say about me?
It means you're a twit for calling him your boyfriend.
He's not your boyfriend. He's just a guy you are dating. Boyfriend denotes exclusivity.
Now you need to make a decision: do you really want to share this guy? If you don't mind, then fine. Leave things as they are. But if you DO...then you need to find someone whose needs are more compatible with yours.
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If I give a female English substitute teacher my full name and she only gives me her first, what does that mean? What is this a sign of?
Whoa! Back it up there, Sparky!
All it means is that she prefers to be referred to by her first name. Nothing deeper than that.
Trust me...just because a woman tells you to call her by her first name doesn't mean she wants to do things to you that are illegal in 27 states......and Guam.
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An hour ago I tried to put on a tampon. But when I pulled up my pants, I accidentally caught the corner of the tampon on my vagina and the whole thing slid inside. I can't pull it out,my doctor won't see me,thinks I'm faking it. What should I do?
I kind of don't believe you either...the vagina isn't an endless cavern of empty space where things can easily get lost/wedged/jammed......but in the off chance it is true, I recommend you go the emergency room ASAP.
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Who was the best US President of the 20th Century?
Ronald Reagan
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Have you ever argued with your boss and won?
Argue, no....state my opposing position in a respectful and professional manner, yes
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Which Do you belong to? A Democrat? A Republican? A Independent? or Other?
I consider myself a Conservative...but my general rule of thumb is to always vote for who I consider to to be the best candidate of the field...regardless of any party affiliation
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Is it wrong to leave your boyfriend while he's doing jail time?
No, I'd say that if anything that would be a reason TO leave.
All in all, I'd say felons probably aren't the best boyfriend material:)
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Are American women catty towards foreign women who enter and live in the US?
Only if you are here illegally;)
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Are fundamentalist atheists as bad as religious fundamentalists?
In many aspects I think they are worse.
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How far do you have to travel if you want to go to the beach?
From work (where I am now): 5 miles
From my house: 3 blocks
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What is your favorite Roald Dahl book?
I love his short stories geared towards adults. I particularly liked the collections "Switch Bitch" and "Someone Like you"
As for his children's stories, I've always enjoyed "James and the Giant Peach"
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My parents will be out of town. What should i do for my birthday? Im going to be 23yrs old!
If you truly are turning 23.....THEN MOVE OUT OF YOUR PARENTS HOUSE.
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My Cousin went to University of Chicago and was Woman after leaving there she became a man. Can I sue UC for destroying my family by use of Obamas political leaning and brain washing of children? What's worse is she is a white man what do you think?
WHAAAAAAT??????
The_Wraith_of_God, this question is beyond absurd.
It is narrow minded thinking like this that does disservice to the rest of us Political Conservatives.
This question is just flat out humiliating. Shame on you.
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Can we compare the Republicans to the KKK?
You can compare whatever the hell you want, but that doesn't mean it holds any water.
And remember this before you start making such comparisons about Republicans:
DEMOCRAT Senator Robert Byrd of West Virginia was a member of the KKK back in the 1940's.
He also fought AGAINST the Civil Rights Act of 1964. He participated in the 83 day filibuster in an attempt to prevent...
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Do you believe that ADD/ADHD is too commonly and hastily disagnosed nowadays?
Let me be quite clear: I absolutely believe that ADD and ADHD exist. They are fairly well quantifiable. There are children who need the meds to focus, to concentrate and to get through their daily routines. I do not dispute that at all.
But......(and there is almost always a but.....) I also absolutely believe that ADD and ADHD are grossly over-diagnosed, and thus, grossly over-medicated. I...
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What is your opinion of Britney Spears now?
I still think she's a total fruit loop.
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Was/is it hard for you to adjust to college life?
The only difficult part I had was finding the motivation to actually attend classes my first semester.
As a freshman I was far more interested in the social aspects of college life. But I finally pulled my head out of my ass spring semester and started taking the education portion of college seriously.
That is not to say I let up on my social calendar......exactly the opposite. I just...
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It's critical for a city to have a good _________.
infrastructure
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Aguafina53 said that my name Sexy C is inappropriate, and won't be my friend because of it...do you think it's inappropriate?
As ridiculous as Aguafina53's reasoning for denyng your friend request might be, it is his/her opinion and he/she has a right to it.
What I personally think is inappropriate is this question.
Seriously.
Pointing fingers against other ABers and asking a question that could be construed as rallying others to "take your side" only causes controversy and drama.....and...
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I came in from work yesterday and my 15 year old son and his 14 year old girlfriend were naked in his room. He said they werent doing anything, they just like being naked and its a new fad. I want to trust him. What do you all think?
I think that your son's story is the biggest crock of crap I have ever heard.
Don't believe a word that comes out of that little horn-ball's mouth.....he's a 15 year old boy, for pete's sake! He is 95% hormones at this point! And the other 5% is consumed with thoughts of X-Box Live!
I'd bet good money that he, the King of Nudity, is sexually active. Now the...
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How can i send all my friends the same comment at one time
On AB?
You can't.
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Based on the last 20 years of politics, do you believe that true separation between church and state is possible?
There seems to be a great deal of confusion about what Spearation of Church and State actually entails.
The First Ammendment clearly states that:
"Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion, or prohibiting the free exercise thereof..."
That's right: OR PROHIBITING THE FREE EXERCISE OF.
Our leaders are not prohibited from being religious. To...
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Isn't it curious that McCain supporters downrate rather then express an opposing opinion?
That's funny...because I feel that way as well....except about Obama supporters.
Ask any conservative here on AB...we get DRed and lambasted constantly.
Both sides are EQUALLY horrid to each other.
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Is Oliver Stone a conservative?
Noooooo...he's about as Liberal as they come
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Which electrical item in your home have you spent the most amount of cash on?
My laptop
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Are you going to dress up your pets for Halloween?
Damn straight I am...the neighborhood kids kind of expect it at this point!
The costumes are as follows:
Maggie (8 yr old Golden retriever): Hula dancer (grass skirt, bikini top, the whole works!)
Abigail (2 yr old Golden Retriever): Ladybug
Eloise (6 yr old Pug): Bumblebee
Ashton (7 yr old cat): Dog
I know it sounds crazy, but the kids who come trick or treating get such a...
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Why do we love things that are bad for us?
Human beings are inherently gluttons for punishment
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My sister wants to know.... is 56.9 equal to 56.90?
Yes
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Do you smile enough?
Probably not.....
I'm just not a perky, spunky, happy-go-lucky type of girl. I'm more of the emotionally uninvolved or seriously pissed off bitchy type of girl;)
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Do you know what this word means, librocubicularist?
librocubicularist: a person who reads in bed
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What's the first thing you think of in the morning?
Oh crap. It's morning. crap crap crap crap crap.
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Do you have or have you had a 'rescue pet'? Care to share your story?
My new Pug, Eloise, is a rescue.
I got her through a rescue organization, Mid-Atlantic Pug Rescue, that rescues, medically treats, fosters, and then ultimately places for adoption pugs who have been abandoned, abused, or in some cases, surrendered to the group.
It is entirely run by volunteers. They are such amazing people.
Here's their website:
...
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Did you have a McCain sign stolen from you?
Some jackass wrote "F**k McCain" in black marker on the McCain/Palin sticker I had on on my car.
I was PISSED.
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Is it fun being smart?
Casting all modesty aside, I must say that it most definitely is.
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Pandora Radio - love it, or in love with it?
I love it, love it, love it.
Pandora Radio is my new boyfriend.
(Sorry, Starbucks.....you've been replaced!)
I don't know how I would make it through the work day without my beloved Pandora Radio;)
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You make me feel like ___________________?
Drinking;)
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Are there any McCain lawn signs in your neighborhood? I went running for a hour today and did not see one.
My neighborhood is about 75% McCain signs and 25% Obama signs....
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Whats the best day of your life?
Best: The day I graduated from college....and got engaged
Worst: The day my fiance was killed in a car accident
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Have you continued your families religion?
Yes.
To me being Catholic is more than just my religion: it's my heritage.
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ANY HOTTIES ON HERE FROM VERO BEACH?
Hey! When did AB morph into a dating site for the pathetically desperate?
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Would you continue to work even if you won the lotto?
That depends: how much did I win?
Considering how much of any potential lottery winnings would be taken by taxes I'd have to win at least 50 million (before taxes)to make NOT working a viable option.
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My sisters thinks i love myself because apparently i cnt walk past a mirror without looking at meself and i have over 100 pics of myself posing. what do yas think?
I think she's right. And that's not neccessarily a good thing. There's a big difference between self confidence and self-centeredness.
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What will you be for halloween this year?
Dress up my dogs in their Halloween costumes and hand out candy to the neighborhood kids.....(Maggie is going to be a Bumblebee, Abby's a Ladybug, and the newest addition to the family, Eloise the Pug, is going to be a Pig)
AND THEN!! Off to the bars to spend my last Halloween as a 20-something doing something I'll deeply, deeply regret in the morning....
I'll be turning 30...
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If any random person asked to be your friend on AB, would you accept?
No.
I have to have had positive interactions with people in order to add them...unless another ABer I respect vouches for them
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I WANT TO KNOW IF MY HUSBAND LOVES ME AND IF HE IS MAD AT ME?
Well, Alondra, why don't you just ask him?
We (the collective here at Answerbag) AREN'T YOUR HUSBAND, nor can we read minds, so we really can't answer FOR him.
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If you find out that you are adopted, and your fiance/fiancee turns to be your full-blooded brother/sister, what will you do?
Throw up.
And then move very very very very very far away and find a REALLY GOOD therapist......
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Do you respect the 10 condiments?
Absolutely. I'm particularly respectful of #3....Dijon Mustard.
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WHAT WOULD YOU SAY IF YOUR 16 YEAR OLD SON ANNOUNCED THAT HE WAS GAY?
Ok. If you want to talk about it, you know where I am.
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What drink is better Mountain Dew or Sprite?
Sprite
Mountain Dew looks like radioactive horse urine
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I am bored with my hair...should I go darker or lighter?
Darker!
Little known fact: there is a direct correlation between kick-ass awesomeness and darkness of hair color...and I'm not just saying this because I have dark brown hair...I'm saying because it is SO OBVIOUSLY TRUE;)
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Will you be watching Grey's Anatomy with me this season?
Hell, yeah!
Although I'm rarely home Thrursday nights so it is one of the shows (along with The Office and My Name is Earl) that I record on my DVR....so remeber: if I mention that I haven't had a chance to watch yet on Fridays..no plot spoilers!!!!!
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Micheal Jackson comes on the T.V., you ____________.
Cringe, feel slightly nauseous, and then change the channel
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Since we can create multiple identities whenever we want, what is the point of the Penalty Box? You get PB'd, you come back immediately as someone else and start all over again. All we do is PB the packaging, not the person. What do you think?
I couldn't agree more, Rosie...
What's sad (and disturbing) is that PBing is completely uneffective for those who get their kicks by terrorizing the rest of us. They get admonished, warned, PBed, and then banned...and then simply come back as a "new" user.
I can almost picture these jackasses smirking as they make up their "new" user profiles...thinking they...
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How do you feel about groups like PETA(people for the ethical treatment of animals)? DO you feel they are too extreme? Or do you agree with them and their methods?
EW EW EW EW EW EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
NO THANK YOU.
EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
I think I'll stick with cow's milk.
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Have you ever seen people wear pajamas to school where you live? If so, how do you feel about this?
I used to wear my PJ's to class all the time when I was an undergrad....
Why, you ask?
Because I was LAZY and they were COMFORTABLE.
Even now sometimes I'll wear them on weekend mornings if I'm making a quick trip to the grocery store or Starbucks
Why, you ask?
Because I'm STILL lazy and they're STILL comfortable! ;)
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Women: Has the heel to your high heels ever broke, or does that just happen in movies and TV shows, like "Sex in the City?"
I broke a heel last week.....I was walking out of Petsmart last Tuesday night and as I stepped off the curb *SNAP*.......the heel of my left shoe broke off completely.
It was very very very very sad:( I loved those shoes.
I took my poor injured shoe to my favorite shoe repair guy and he's going to "see what he can do"
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What would you do to a roommate that took your half of the rent money that he was suppose to deposit, stiffs the landlord and moves out from under you one night when you are not home? Leaves his puppy there too!
I would hunt him down and kick his ass.
AND I'd let the puppy poop on his shoes.
All kidding aside, I'd see if I had any grounds for legal retribution....are both of your names on the lease? You might want to think about talking to a laywer, or at the very least see if your landlord has any advice. I'm sure they've run into a situation such as this one a time or two.
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Let's say you win the lottery, $1,000,000, what is the first thing you would do?
Pay off my debts, which isn't much (Thankfully)
And then take two weeks off of work
(no, I wouldn't quit...$1,000,000 isn't going to last FOREVER)
and spend that time doing ABSOLUTELY NOTHING. Ah, to have the luxury of no schedule whatsoever......I think I would spend the entire time in my PJ's. It would be DELIGHTFUL.
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I AM 10 AND CANT GET RID OF A COLD PLZ HELP ME I DONT LIKE IT
Dear kwlgal2000,
According to the rules of AB you need to be at least 14 to use this site....and according to your question you are only 10 years old.
I know you are sick, and that it's not fun, but this isn't the place for you.
If you are really feeling icky, you need to go tell your mom....
Best of luck!
Meg
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How many DR's did you get on the "one word description of Barack Obama" Question?
Overall? At least -20....but I still ended up with +36.
Politically minded questions/answers almost ALWAYS get DRed.
And it is BOTH sides who DR and get DRed.
Many other people have answered saying that anytime they say something "positive" about Obama they get DRed....well, the same goes for the other side of the fence. Being unjustly DRed on political Q & A...
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When did William the Conqueror invade England?
1066
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Have you ever lived on an island before?
Yup! I was born in Kaneohe, Hawaii when my dad was stationed at Marine Corps Base Hawaii...but I don't remeber living there at all...because we moved back stateside when I was 10 months old:)
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Happy Birthday Sugar-licious! Y'all come 'round and join the party, ya hear?
Hooray! Hooray! It's Sugar-licious' Birthday!
Happy Birthday, Sugar! I hope it's a good one!
Love, Meg:)
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Have you ever been to an Imax Theater..Did you enjoy it or were you overwhelmed.
I saw "The Dark Knight" in an IMAX theatre a few weeks back.
It was frickin' AWESOME....evan better than in the regular movie theatre.
But on the otherhand, I once saw an IMAX film about the ocean/sharks/whatever and I felt a little sea sick afterwards
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Body Ritual among the Nacirema by horace miner
how does this article a satire on the american culture and how does it illustrate the concept of cultural relativity?
Sounds like someone's taking Intro to Sociology!
I took Soc. as a freshman. I got an A. Wanna know the secret to my success?
I DID MY OWN DAMN HOMEWORK.
So here's a concept for you: Do the reading yourself and THEN try answering the reading questions.
"What? Actually do my own work?" you cry....
I know, I know. What a novel, revolutionary concept. But give it...
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When was the last time that you had a pregnant pet?
Never.
I always get my pets spayed or neutered.
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I am curious, George W Bush supporters claims that he protecting us, but didn't 9/11 happen on his watch?
Let's remember that when 9/11 occured Bush had only been in office for a matter of months. The plans for the attacks were not spontaneous nor were they conceived in a vacuum.....decades of complex politics played an undeniable role in creating the atmosphere that ultimately led up to 9/11......decades of complex politics that did not include George W. Bush.
Furthermore, it could be...
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What are some good, comprehensive, reliable sites for history that aren't related to television channels?
That entirely depends on the era of History you are interested in.
But a good source for finding QUALITY history sites is
http://www.besthistorysites.net/about.shtml
I often personally use this site as a starting point for a lot of the grad school research I am currently working on.
I also recommend exploring the links of http://www.historians.org/index.cfm
which is the American...
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How often do you go to Starbucks? Scale 1-5
1. not at all
2. from time to time
3.weekly basis
4.daily
5.more than that
*Sigh*
Daily
Starbucks is my crack.
*Sigh*
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Can a landlord request a tenant to clean up property.
If the tenant made the mess, then yes.
Example:
In college my roommates and I used to have these huge parties (ahhhh..the good ol' days)....and the next day, despite the raging hangovers, my roommates and I were responisble for cleaning up the hundreds of Solo Cups, cigarette butts, random pieces of abandoned clothing, etc......especially all the above that was left in...
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Can you describe your day in one word?
Torturous
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Should i let my boss know that i know that she is cheating on her husband?
Nooooooooooooooooooooo. For God's sake, no!
Stay out of it. Your boss's home life and marriage is really none of your business.....and getting yourself involved in it could potentially bring about on hell of a shit storm.
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What is your definition of a bitch!
Me! ;)
Seriously. I'm a Very Mean Girl. Grrrr!
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How would you feel if one of your questions was marked as a duplicate, and was merged with a question which was filled with "ur" and "ppl"?
I'd feel annoyed, aggravated, and a little nauseous....but then again, I'm a stickler for proper spelling.
I firmly believe that anybody who abuses the audacity that is "text type" should be flogged with a sock full of old cell phone parts. Grrrrrr!
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HOW DO YOU TELL YOUR FRIEND/CO-WORKER(NO TO MENTION... IS MARRIED) THAT YOU WANT TO TAKE THEM OUT ON A DATE?
I hate to state the OBVIOUS...but apparently it is neccessary:
You DON'T ask a MARRIED person out on a DATE.
But why, you cry! Why can't it be so????
Let me spell it out for you:
BECAUSE THEY'RE M-A-R-R-I-E-D.
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What highway do you use the most?
I-64 and I-264
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Lets take a survey-Honestly have you given more than 6 DRs in the past 7 days?
Nope. I rarely DR....unless it the question or answer is over the top offensive...and even then I'm more inclined to flag than DR.
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How Girly are you? Try the quiz and share with us.
You Are 68% Girly
You're a pretty girly chick, and you're not ashamed to admit it (or wear pink).
But you're also practical. You can hang with the guys, as long as they're not too gross!
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Where do you live? Do you keep your doors locked?
Yes...because I'm weenie who has nightmares about serial rapists and axe murderers....if I don't lock the doors I jump at every little sound, convinced I'm about to be mercilessly slaughtered while I sit on my ass in my flannel gnome pajamas watching One Tree Hill.
(what a humiliating way to go)
On the other hand...I guess if someone was hell bent on chopping me up and...
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Who wrote,"Those who have the privilege to know, have the duty to act"?
Albert Einstein :)
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Something thats is studied by a historian? (Not history)
Historians study cultures, social norms, social and political changes, traditions, social interactions, betrayals, passions........historians study more than dates and boring ol' war stories...they engross themselves in all aspects of the messy, engaging, and ultimately beautiful story of humanity. History is an ever-changing and fascinating puzzle with both personal and cultural...
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Most US highway/interstates have no lightpost, is this what causes almost all drivers to have their highbeams on all the time?
I've been driving for 15 years now (and done a lot of traveling on the interstates up and down the East Coast)....and I have never seen people driving with "their high beams on all the time"........ except on the more rural or isolated roads when there are no oncoming cars or cars directly in front of them.
Sure, every once in a while you run into an ass who uses their high...
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My boyfriend spends all week with his friends and he lives with them,he comes over to see me on the weekends,when hes here he just wants to watch tv and sleep,what should i do??? please give me advice!!!!
Find a new boyfriend.
Seriously.
You can't FORCE him to change. Maybe this is all he is capable of giving to a relationship at this point.
Sometimes you have to know when to move on....no matter how much you like the person.
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Took a pregnancy test , its the one with two blue lines means ur preggo. now i took one and one line was faint and other dark blue ... does this mean im pregnant?
When in doubt......TAKE THE TEST AGAIN.
Better yet, go to a doctor and have THEM test for pregnancy.
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Do girls find it sexy if a man wears a thong?
I think I just threw up a little.
EWWWWWWW.
Enough said.
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I recently got married a month ago & at my wedding while I was dancing my 1st dance with my husband my sister interrupted & starting yelling"IM GETTING MARRIED!"This made me so mad I stop talking to her,now my mom say that I overreacted,am I overreacting?
Hell no, you're not overreacting!
That selfish little bitch totally bogarted YOUR MOMENT.
Seriously...what a self centered little twit.
I recommend either:
a) kicking her self-absorbed ass
b) Stopping her in the middle of HER first dance and saying "Guess what! I'm Pregnant!!!!" Even if you're NOT. It's the damn PRINCIPAL of the thing. Karma's a...
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I am in love with a catholic priest,and he is flirting giving me lots of eye contact,sly winks etc.he has told me he is having 2nd thoughts about the priesthood.should i let him know i like him?
I'm going to answer despite my serious doubts about the validity of your question
If this priest is IN FACT behaving in this way you need to do one of two things:
1. Tell him that his behavior is inappropriate for a Catholic Priest and recommend he either curb his sexually aggressive behavior until he can determine his future with the Church or if he can't do that to leave the...
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What do you think is the most emotional song?
"On Your Porch" by The Format just KILLS me.
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My Dad Won't Let Me Listen To Alternative, Metal, Punk, Rock , Stuff Like That Anymore Because He Said It Causes People To Become LGB. I Don't Think That's True. But Idk. What Do You Think?
Not to put too fine a point on this or anything but.......
Your Dad's an idiot. An ignorant idiot.
I'm listening to Gaelic music right now.....does that mean I'm going to turn into a leprechaun?
Normally I would never advise a kid to ignore his or her parents rules, but in this instance I'm begging you to not buy into his ignorance.
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Do you think rape is on the rise because of the clothing young girls are wearing?
Here's a better question: Is it really true that the act of rape is on the rise....or that more and more women are actually finding the courage to REPORT that they were raped?
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Have you ever met the queen of England?
I've never met her per se, but I saw her when she visited the College of William and Mary during the Jamestown 400th Anniversary.
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As far back as your age permits, tell me exactly what you were doing when you heard about (or saw): 1) the 9/11 attacks, 2) the OKC bombing, 3) the first space shuttle explosion, 4) man walking on the moon, and 5) JFK assassination.
1) Sitting in the living room of my college apartment with my roommates.
We were eating breakfast, getting ready to go to classes, and I can remember the news coming on and sinking to the floor in horror and shock. We all sat there for hours watching the television too stunned to move.
2)When the Oklahoma City bombing happened I was in high school, but to be honest my memories of that...
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What is your favorite type of Root Beer?
IBC
It's the best:)
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Have you had coffee today?
Is the Pope Catholic?
Does a bear poop in the woods?
I am on my third Venti Americano (with an extra shot of espresso)even as I type.......
Damn you Starbucks for opening a new location right down the frickin' street from my office!! Damn you!! :)
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I AM A RESIDENT ALIEN - AM I ALLOWED TO VOTE FOR THE NEW PRESIDENT?
That would be a big fat NO, Mr or Mrs. Resident Alien.
Only US citizens have the right to vote.
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Who would win in beer pong...Me or You?
Me. I'm really really really good....or at least I was in college.
It's been a while since I played regularly (getting older is depressing....less and less excuses to hold weekend long beer pong tournaments)
But last time I played (a few weeks back at a friend's barbeque) I KICKED BEER PONG ASS...so I guesss I'm still a force to be reckoned with. Ha!
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Apparently AB's own The Chief has become scholarly enough to earn the rank of Professor, so would you care to join me in a congratulation party in his honor?
Him Chief, want big fire!
Woot! Congrat's Chief!
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Hellboy 2 or Batman 2, which is your first choice for a current "comic book" motion picture?
I just saw "The Dark Knight" last night (for the first time) in an IMAX theatre....it BLEW MY MIND.
That is hands down one of the best movies I have seen in a looong loong looong time. It completely restored my faith in Hollywood movie magic. And not to mention the fact that Christian Bale is DELICIOUSLY GORGEOUS. Yummy yummy Christian Bale!
I haven't seen...
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Do you hide your sadness behind a fake smile?
Everyday. It's exhausting.
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Comon spellng mistakes should be acepted into every day use, not corrected, a lectuerer has said. Any Vues ??
That is the most ridiculous, asinine, and downright RETARDED thing I have ever heard.
That professor should be bitch slapped with an Oxford Dictionary for even suggesting such a thing!
The occasional typo is probably fine as most of us will forgive that sort of thing, if we even notice it, but an over abundance of mistakes conveys a very unflattering impression of the writer.
This...
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My Girl Freind of 3yrs, Sone to be my wife, we have a 3yr old son, and she works at the mall. She works and then comes home and sits on this Answer Bag from the time home till she goes to bed. Even all day on weekends is this a good relationship?
Yes.
Because Answerbag is just that awesome.
Sorry, Thomas. You are just going to have to learn how to share her with the rest of us:)
(but seriously: if it bothers you that much TALK TO HER about it. Tell her you want to spend more time with her. Communicate. Negotiate. And try to understand that it might take a while for her to ween herself off Answerbag. It's pretty damn...
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Dear fellow AB users: an answerbag user (screen name is "sadbuttrue") killed himself on August 1. He (or she) said many times that he / she was considering it, and no one ever listened or offered help. How is it possible that we could let this happen?
How do you know?
No offense, but how are we supposed to know this news is true? Call me jaded, but I take all info of this nature with a grain of salt. Too many times it has proven to be hoax.
Anyway, this is JUST A WEBSITE. Sure, folks here are great, and many truly wish to reach out and help others, but the members of this website cannot and should not be held accountable for the...
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Is a pinky ring for men ok?
Sure.......if you're the Godfather.
Otherwise it just looks ridiculous. The creepy used- car salesman fashion aesthetic isn't exactly flattering......to ANYONE:)
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Does any one believe there is a planet called Nibiru heading our way to come and kick our asses in 2012 be honest with your answer
That would be a NO.
Actually, I have no idea what you are talking about whatsoever.....
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Where are you usually when you're cruisin AB? (Home, Work, Friends House?)
Usually I'm at work....Hey! I've got to do SOMETHING to make the workday tolerable...so why not spend it with y'all??;)
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My son is 17 months he got very sick in our apartment i think there is mold 3 weeks later he is still sick what can i do? i don't want him to end up in te hospital with 101 to 105 fever please help. his eyes are red and fluffy they itch alot please help
Call your pediatrician RIGHT NOW. Something is definitely not right. That poor little baby. This is definitely a case where you should be seeking a medical doctor's advice, not anonymous Answerbaggers advice.
I will say this though:
I can't really tell from the wording of your question whether your son CURRENTLY has a fever or if you are just WORRIED about a fever, but if he has...
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You have five seconds to decide if you would prefer a free cruise or five thousand dollars. Which do you chose?
$5000.
I hate boats.
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IS IT TRUE THAT ACCORDING TO SMALL BUSINESS THEY ARE NOT REQUIRED TO PAY FOR YOUR OVERTIME (AN HOUR AND A HALF), EVEN IF YOU WORKED 90 HOURS IN A 2 WEEK PAY PERIOD?
Here's what I found from FindLaw.com:
http://smallbusiness.findlaw.com/employment-employer/employment-employer-benefits/employment-employer-benefits-wages-overtime(1).html
If your business is covered by either the FLSA or your state's overtime law, then all of your employees are entitled to overtime unless they fit into an exception. The following workers are "exempt"...
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Did you have braces as a kid?
Sure did. I got braces and glasses the same year. 7th grade BLEW.
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Why do so many people hate Jews?
What a ridiculous question. I sincerely doubt that the majority of people "hate Jews".
Hey....want to know what I DO hate?
People who make broad, ignorant generalizations. *rolls eyes*
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When was the last time you saw your dad?
This morning...we have breakfast together every Wednesday at a restaurant halfway between his office and mine. I love my dad!
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My soul's had enough of chicken soup. I want____?
Whiskey;)
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If you knew a police pursuit, televised or not, was coming near you, would you try to "help"? How?
Of course I'd help....... by staying out of the way and allowing the police to do their job without having to worry about civilians like me getting in their way!
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When was the last time you used the "F" word?
This morning. I stubbed my toe. It hurt like a bitch. When I'm in pain I can curse like a sailor.
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Would you join the US military in order to finance your education?
Personally, no....but only because I hate being forced to run.
I have nothing but respect for the members of our Armed Forces. I admire their courage and I appreciate their sacrifice...but growing up a Marine Corps Brat has taught me this: I would make one hell on a lousy soldier. I hate mud, I hate running, and mostly I hate being forced to run in mud. I'd never make it out of boot...
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Do you think it's bad manners and/or inconsiderate to visit friends without asking first if it's okay to?
I think it depends on the nature of your friendship with that person.
When it comes to my very very closest friends, I don't think twice about dropping by unannounced, and vice versa....but that's just how we are with each other, and have been for years.
Hell, we have no boundaries with each other. It's kind of ridiculous, actually. Case in point: yesterday I was in the...
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If you are given one phone call to make,whom will you call?
My Dad.
He always knows what to do in any situation. He's my hero:)
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Do you have an iPod? What color is it?
Yes, Black
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What's the silliest thing you've ever got "a little emotional" over?
Damn Christmas Hallmark commercial. Made me literally SOB. It was mortifying.
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If someone were to raid your room, would they find anything embarrasing (like room raiders on MTV)? what?
Does my "Wilson Phillips Greatest Hits" CD count?
Because I sure as hell think that it's embarrassing that I own it......
Other than that, as long as nobody digs too deep in certain drawers, it's all good;)
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Think back to when you were eleven years old. What did you want out of life then? Different from now?
Back when I was 11 I wanted to be Debbie Gibson, to marry Joey McIntyre from New Kids on the Block, and to have the tallest, stiffest, most hair-sprayed bangs in the 5th grade....let's just I was blissfully able to move past the 80's..and I'm happier now for it:)
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Its pay day, where did all your money go?
A good chunk of it went to pay rent to my jackass of a landlord who STILL HASN'T FIXED MY GODDAMN AIR CONDITIONER. It's July for God's sake! My house is like a frickin' SAUNA.
(I'm a wee bit pissed....can you tell?)
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Which would you like in your nunchuckalug mug, a Crazy Ninja or Blue Ninja? Bottoms up!
I'm not picky.....I'll throw back just about anything....as long as you make it a double;)
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Can someone answer me this how long does it take to recieve a fax 1,2 or 3 days?
Try 1,2, or 3 minutes.....I just sent a fax to one of my company's sales reps in California 5 minutes ago....and he's already called to clarify a couple things on it.
What kind of Fred Flintsone stone-age fax could you possibly be using that it takes DAYS???
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You all know there are 50 states of the USA. How many of their names do you know?
All of them.
These are in no particular order...just as they came to mind:
1. Virginia
2. Alaska
3. Alabama
4. Arkansas
5. Arizona
6. Connecticut
7. Delaware
8. Florida
9. Maine
10. New Hampshire
11. Vermont
12. Massachusetts
13. New York
14. New Jersey
15. Rhode Island
16. Pennsylvania
17. West Virginia
18. Ohio
19. Iowa
20. Idaho
21. North Carolina
22. South Carolina...
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I just painted my nails with Sinful Colors "Love Nails." What color polish are you wearing?
Yup. A pinkish red color.
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Tyra had a show with Beyonce, her mum, dad & nephew, who is about 3, & he came out upset, Tyra asked what was wrong, he said he wanted mommy, he was not cooperative, Tyra said he was having a "divo" moment, do you think, or was he being bratty & rude?
I think he was a 3 year old little boy put in a very stressful and unfamiliar situation. That poor kid.
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What is the most ridiculous soap opera?
It was definitely "Passions"
My friends and I used to watch it in college. It was ABSURD. The writers of the show were absolutely obsessed with these really cheesy supernatural storylines. They had a doll that came to life, for f**ks sake! It was HYSTERICAL.
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Can you leave the house without any make-up on?
Sure
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Lucky Charms or Apple Jacks?
Lucky Charms. Sugary crack at its best!
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Should there be a cereal containing only Marshmallows? I think there should be.
Sounds like a kick-ass idea to me!
I only eat the "charms" out of the Lucky Charms cereal anyway, so selling the marshmallows seperately would sure as hell save me some time in my pursuit of sugary goodness;)
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If you txt a girl and she txts back but you dont txt back and she txts back is she desprate
No, she's curious why you didn't return her text since you are the one who initiated the text conversation to begin with.
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Would you give a homeless man in front of the liquor store your spare change?
No, but I'd give him a sandwich.
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Ask yourself this then. If biology doesn't matter why, when kids are adopted, do they go to find there real parents (bio mom and dad) when they find out they were adopted?
That's not simply a matter of biology, it's a matter of IDENTITY.
We are told as a culture that WHO we come from is important. Searching for birth parents is an emotional response to lack of knowledge about WHERE they come from.
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If you remove all the vowels out your first name, what would it be?
Mghn
geez, that looks like something you sneeze into a tissue....;)
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I let a friend borrow my car for an hour so he could run a errand. When I got into it I found a dime bag of weed. Should I return it to him?
If he wants it back just tell him this: Finders..KEEPERS, biatch!
Consider that dime bag his share of the gas money;)
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My roommate stopped paying the mortgage months ago & pisses his $ away on nothing. Our agreement was I buy food and pay all the utilities which hasn't changed. I feel that if he isn't paying the mortgage he can chip in on food and utilities - am I wrong?
If he isn't paying the mortgage then you need to be looking for another place to live....because before you know it the bank is going to be foreclosing on that house.
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Have you ever cried when a celebrity died? If so, who?
Fred Rogers. The death of Mr. Rogers was like losing a part of my childhood.
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What is one thing you could absolutely never give up? (material or otherwise....)
My dogs.
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Does your town have a Sonic Drive-in?
Actually, we probably have about 10.
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What would you do if they shut down answer bag?
Well, for one thing, I'd probably be a lot more productive at work.....
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This week's Friday Dance Party is sponsored by Someguy. Would you post a one hit wonder that will make me dance?
I'm gonna have to go with to 90's favs of mine....
Haddaway "What is love"
2 in a Room "Wiggle it"
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Germany is considering giving voting rights to children and adolescents. Good policy or stupid idea? http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/europe/germany/2275407/Germany-plans-to-give-vote-to-babies.html
I think that is the dumbest idea I have ever heard.
D-U-M-B-E-S-T.
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Does your pet have a "people"name?
Yes...and they have First AND Middle names. I'm just weird like that;)
My two dogs are Margaret Mary (Maggie Mae) and Abigail Rosalind (Abby) and my cat's name is Ashton Madeline.
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How would you rate your flirtatious ways on a scale of 1 to 10?
That depends.....have I been drinking?
I am a very friendly drunk;)
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The first thing that comes to your mind when I say communism?
The complete clusterf**k that was the Soviet Union.......
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I am an exhibitionist who enjoys wearing in public places, very thin blouses or shirts without a bra so that my nipples are outlined. I am not hookers but enjoy wearing sexy clothes. What are the best ways to be admired but not ridiculed?
Sorry, but what you described sounds pretty trashy and tasteless to me.
You can dress alluringly while still looking APPROPRIATE.
Not everyone WANTS to see your nipples....so please don't force them on us.
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My parents won't allow me to have a myspace. I'm nearly 20 years old, but I can't convince them. Can you help me come with ideas that will change their minds?
If you are 19 years old then it is none of their damn business....so why are you allowing them to control something as mundane as being a member of myspace?
For all intents and purposes, you are an ADULT. Act like it.
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I heard that if you are a part of a catholic church, you must donate 10% of your monthly income to the church. Is that true?
Tithing is NOT mandatory...but it is certainly appreciated.
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If I were to date you, what are the 3 rules I must follow?
1. Don't be a complete ass.
2. Have a job.
3. Be nice to my dogs.
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Can a catholic girl marry a christian man if we love each other?
Legally you can marry whoever the heck you want.
HOWEVER! If you want to be married by a Catholic priest who performs the SACRAMENT of marriage there may be conditions that have to be met...such as your fiance promising to raise any childen you have in the Catholic faith.
If you aren't a practicing Catholic and don't care if you are married by a Catholic priest, then marrying a...
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Do you have to spell your name for everybody?
Yup.
(I'd say that I've spent a good chunk of my life having to spell out Meghan for folks....that "H" gets 'em every time!)
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Do you eat more when depressed or angry?
Definitely depressed.
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Do you know someone that just sucks the life right out of you when you get near them?
Yes.
I call her Mom.
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If you see a woman in a public place wearing a very sheer blouse or very thin t-shirt braless, how would you react?
I wouldn't say anything out loud, but I'd sure as hell think she was trashy.
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Are you catholic or Christian ? --and do you ever visited the others church?
Catholics ARE Christians.
And yes, I have visited other churches of many different religions. I have been to a Hindu temples, synagogues, various and asundry Protestant churches, you name it. But in the end, I still choose my own faith (Catholicism)over all the others.
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Which do you prefer, Scrubs or The Office?
The Office. Funniest show EVER.
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What's the 1st word that comes to mind when i say the country Ireland?
My grandparents
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You're stranded on a desert with your BEST friend. On the desert, all you can see is sand, sand, and more sand. There are no trees, cacti, plants, water, etc. If there was only one way to survive, which is to eat your BEST friend, would you do it?
No way. She's my best friend!
Besides...she's a skinny little thing. No meat on her bones whatsoever. It wouldn't be worth it;)
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You walk into a hotel room, and you know how bibles are sometimes put in the nightstand or the dresser? well if its out and opened to some verse and then there is a note from the maid saying something about tips? what would you do tip them or stiff them?
I would report them to hotel management.
It is innappropriate for staff to try to shame guests into leaving tips.
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Do you forget things you are supposed to do if you do not write them down?
Abso-frickin-lutely.
I have to write everything in my handy-dandy planner ...if I don't have a written record of my daily schedule or to-do list I become non functional. It's actually pretty pathetic....;)
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"If I had a million dollars, I would buy you a ....?" What would you like me to buy you?
a fur coat...but not a real fur coat, that's cruel;)
(sorry....I just HAD to throw in the actual BNL lyrics here...I couldn't help myself.)
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At what time of the day do you spend most of your time on AnswerBag?
Between 8am and 5pm....otherwise known as "the work day"
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Have you ever heard of an insult that made you laugh?
Back when I was a freshman in college I was having a, uh, difference of opinion with this girl who lived down the hall.....(she was such a skank)
She was also a complete I-D-I-O-T. I can't remember what I said to her, but she just stood there, sputtering and said "Screw you, you...you...you...you...MICK"
That's right. She called me a MICK. Has ANYBODY used that as a...
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Why would a married man flirt then get spiteful.
Guilt.
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Which US politician (past or present), in your opinion, has the funniest name?
Millard Fillmore (13th President)
It has always sounded to me more like a really bad choice for a porn screen name than President of the UNited States.........
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What kind of small things can i do to raise my credit?
Pay ALL bills on time. Every month.
*Recent payment history carries more weight than stuff that happened 5 years ago. Getting in the habit of making on-time payments is an incredibly powerful way to start rebuilding your credit rating....payment history is 35% of your overall credit rating, so this can make a big difference!
Don't close old, paid-off accounts
*Shutting down credit...
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Do you usually downrate questions you don't understand......like Philosophical Questions or political questions even though you have no clue about those subjects?
Hell no! Just because a question is out of my realm of knowledge doesn't mean it isn't valid!
However, if a question is complete gibberish or offensive I WILL flag it. If the CL's agree with me, awesome. If they don't, oh well. It happens;)
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What's the worst thing insecurity has caused you to do?
Let me put it this way:
Alcohol + insecurities = Drunk Dialing
Drunk dialing never ends well, folks. Never. Blegh.
In college I would always call the most innappropriate people...like my ex boyfriends from high school and ask why..why..why..why..WHY did we break up? Why? What was so wrong with me? Huh? Why didn't they want me?huh? huh? WELL?????
And that's usually when...
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Hey professor, what's another word for pirate treasure?
Why, I think it's booty....;)
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I grabbed a lady behind, she turned around gave me a swift knee to my balls. did I deserved?
Abso-frickin-lutely you deserved it.
Actually, you deserved worse.
How dare you put your hands on ANY part of a woman without consent? Just who the hell do you think you are?
You got off easy, if you ask me. If you had grabbed my ass I would have delivered a kick in the crotch so hard your testicles would have popped out of your nostrils.
Ugh. Frankly, I'm disgusted by this...
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How long has it been since you've seen the ocean?
About 6 hours.
(I took my dogs for an early run this morning on the beach...I only live a couple blocks away from the Atlantic)
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Please, i need some financial aid, please can you get me website for it?
What kind of Financial Aid?
If you mean Federal Student Aid (for school related expenses) either visit your campus Financial Aid Office or this web site:
http://www.fafsa.ed.gov/
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What are you like when you are drunk?
I am a very very very, uh, "friendly" drunk. :)
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How many hours do you work per day, week, month?
between 8 and 10 hours a day, 40-50 hours a week...all while going to grad school at the same time. I'm really frickin' tired.....
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I went to the Supermarket a few hours ago and purchased a six pack of "Milwaukee's Best".....because it was the cheapest I could find. I am drinking my fifth one....and I think they are very good. Have you tried them...and do you like them?
Ah....good ol' "Beast"....the stuff my college years were made of....
We used to buy it by the case...ah...memories...(sometimes I am amazed I actually managed to graduate from college)
Would I buy Beast now? Hell no! I can afford the good stuff these days!
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At this point, have all the claimed Ron Paul supporters become John McCain shills?
Can you ask a single question that isn't absolutely oozing with your biased agenda??
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My boyfriend wants me to give him a handjob. He told me they were romantic. Is this just a line to get me to do it?
Pretty much.
It sounds like he is trying to manipulate you into trying something new, rather than just flat out saying "hey! guess what might be fun!"
If you aren't comfortable doing that, don't let him talk you or guilt you into doing it. That would just be completely shitty on his part and you wouldn't enjoy yourself....and isn't that what sex is supposed...
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Does any one have any ideas to cool down dogs in summer?
I bought my two dogs a kiddie pool. They love it.
I also buy them frozen treats called "Frosty Paws" (usually available in the ice cream aisle at your grocery store.
It is also important to keep them hydrated: make sure they always have a full water bowl available:)
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Amy Winehouse - How much do you care?
*Yawn* I couldn't care less.
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How much do you spend on dry cleaning in a month?
Only around $30. I try to hand wash stuff as much as possible so I won't have to make an extra trip to the dry cleaners, but I do have a few items I prefer to be professionally laundered.
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Is it legal for other countries people to sing their national anthem in US?
Why wouldn't it be?
We're big on the whole "Freedom of Speech" thing....and yes, that includes singing.
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What was the last movie you watched?
In the theater?
"Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull" (I was kind of disappointed by it.)
On DVD?
Last night I watched "Monty Python and the Holy Grail" (I absolutely L-O-V-E that movie)
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My interests are reading i like books like eragon and cirque du freak i like the anime show bleach i like hanging out with friends i chat alot with friends on the internet and i like growing plants also im crazy about reacycling.
Sharpie:
Did you have a question? Or did you mean to post this on your profile page?
Just FYI: this is probably going to get flagged as nonsense, since there is no question involved:)
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Do you take plenty of luggage with you when you travel?
Yup. I have a serious problem with overpacking....:)
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Has any ABr ever been to court? Other than Divorce Court?
Does traffic court count?
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Has your brother got a girlfriend
Yes, he does. I think she's great. He met her freshman year of college (they are now both rising juniors)....I just love her to pieces and so does the rest of my family:)
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If someone tells you that they are a Non-Practicing Roman Catholic, what are they trying to say?
Probably that they were raised Catholic but that they are no longer a member of any parish or participate in any of the sacraments.
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Woot! Easy mod points!
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Is your getting-ready-for-bed regimen quick and simple? Or is it a long drawn out affair?
Long and drawn out.
When it comes to my night time routine, I'm high maintenence. Remove make up, wash, tone, moisturize. Let the dogs out. I have to take out my contacts,check and see if I need to tweeze my eyebrows, brush my teeth, take a shower, shave, shampoo, condition....blow dry my hair (or else it'll be all frumpy when I wake up) pick out my clothes for the next day,...
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At what age did you start riding rollercoasters? Do you remember that experience? For thos who don't like riding rollercoasters, why?
I was terrified of roller coasters as a kid. Absolutely terrified.
Then when I was 10 my cousin Doug dared me to go on the Log Flume at Kings Dominion. I went right from the Log Flume and got on Shock Wave, a stand up roller coaster. I haven't looked back since....now I'll ride just about anything!
(except for Mission: Space at Epcot Center in Disney World. Riding that...
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I have a Libra male friend who will not email me first, I have to email him all the time. He never calls me at work, I have to iniate everything..But he says he has feelings for me...We have reconnected after 24 years, only email and phone..
It sounds to me like he's just not that interested.
If he was, he'd at least make a little effort.
He'd WANT to call you, e-mail you, instead of just replying. He'd take the initiative. By not doing so he is saying he's actually pretty ambivalent to the whole situation.
By the way, what does being a Libra have to do with anything?
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Are you missunderstood here on AB?
Sure, aren't we all at some point? Thus is the nature of written communication:)
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What 4 things will happen in your July?
1. I will blackmail my best friend into helping me repaint my guest bedroom
2. I will spend more time indoors working than I do outdoors enjoying the summer:(
3. I will (along with my BF from college, Jenna), once again kick ass at the annual 4th of July Beer Pong Tournament (Jenna and I are the Champs, 6 years running. We're that AWESOME)
4. I will be a bridesmaid....YET AGAIN....
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How big is your Thumb-Drive USB Drive?
About the size of stick of gum.....
Oh wait....did you mean how big it is in terms of storage capacity? I have no frickin' clue. I'm useless when it comes to computer terminology.
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"Jo's Boys" was the second sequel to what 19th -century novel?
"Little Women" by Louisa May Alcott
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Are you sweet?
Not really. I'm actually kind of mean:)
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Should my friend have sex at 14 if she feels completley ready?
Hell, no. Trust me, she's NOT READY.
Sex is more than just insertion of one body part into another....it is also mental and emotional stimulation, and a 14 year old just isn't ready for the complexities of a sexual relationship.
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Do chronic down-raters (i.e. unjustified BS) need to get a life?
Damn straight, they do! Blegh!
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Has the hangover ever been worth the good time?
Abso-frickin-lutely:)
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In honor of the first day of summer, what song always says "summer" to you? Feel free to post videos...
This song always reminds me of summers growing up here at the beach:
Don Henley, "Boys of Summer"
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First thing that comes to mind when I say George Michael?
WHAM!
And those teeny tiny little shorts in the "Wake me up before you go-go" video......:)
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To all ladies, would u consider selling your worn pantyhose, stockings, tights, etc. to a stranger for money on the spot.
Ewwwww. Uh, no thanks. That's pretty weird.
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I'M 17, AND IM GETTING READY TO MOVE WELL ME AND MY BOYFRIEND HAD SEX BEFORE I GOT READY TO LEAVE... WELL I HAVE THAT FEELING.. YA.. I DONT KNOW WHAT TO DO CUZ IM AFRAID TO TALK TO MY MOTHER AND FATHER BOUT IT.. AND THEY ALSO DONT LIKE HIM SO...
Huh?
Can I get a translator, please? I don't speak illiterate teenager.
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Should prisoners be able to watch satellite tv and phone privileges like people on the outside do? How many think this is just wrong? I mean what's the point in even going to prison if they're just going to get all the same stuff as they would if not?
Have we forgotten that it is PRISON...not sleep away camp?
Prison is not supposed to be comfortable or pleasant. Sheesh.
I don't get people who think that denying Prisoners internet access, a brand new Bow Flex machine, and movie night constitutes "cruel and unusual punishment"
IT'S PRISON, for f**ks sake!
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What's the first thing that comes to your mind for Pittsburgh, PA?
Steel
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What does it mean to be tardy?
Tardy means late
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What would I see if I walked a mile in your shoes?
First thing you'd learn right off the bat is that wearing heels hurts...but they make your ass look fan-frickin-tstic:)
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Do you use Windows Vista if so please comment on your experience?
I've had Vista for almost 6 months now, and I haven't had any problems with it at all....but then again, I'm not a gamer or even that technologically savy. All I know is that Vista and I seem to be getting along just fine:)
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Did you ever get away with an entire day at work without accomplishing anything?
All the frickin' time!
Unless you count a marathon Spider Solitaire tournament as accomplishing something.......
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Does anyone ever ask you if you have a "case of the mondays"?
If they did I would throw a stapler at them, just to keep the whole "Office Space" theme going......:)
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What is your favorite animal car song name color state country food drink celeberty city snack tv show movie game show color for a room hair color eye color what is your least favorite hair color tv show drink food eye color name band
Hippopotamus
my old Jeep Cherokee
74-75
Meghan...b/c that's my name...duh:)
light green
Virginia
US
Maryland Crab Soup
Guinness (alcoholic), Sweet Tea (non-alcoholic)
Christian Bale (gorgeous!!)
Williamsburg
Grandma Utz'z potato chips
The Office
Resevoir Dogs
Price is Right
Grey Wisp (my living room color: looks great)
brunette, of course
green
don't really have...
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Did you ever use a prepaid phone before?
I had one for almost a year because I had some real cell-phone commitment issues.
I couldn't make up my mind who to sign a new contract with when my previous contract with the provider from hell was up.
I almost wish I had stayed with my pre-paid T-Mobile To-Go phone.....it was a lot cheaper.
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Do you have more then $5 on your person right now?
Not actually ON me. I'm wearing a skirt with no pockets.
But I probably have more than $5 in my wallet.
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Are people who inhabit America truly happier than people who live elsewhere?
Well, duh! We have Targets with Starbucks! 7-11's on every corner! Disney World! What more do we need to be a nation full of blissfully happy people??
Actually, I don't know if we, as a nation, are happier than anybody else....but if we are it's probably only because half of us are on anti-depressants and the other half drink:)
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Who lives near the beach and can you tell me if there's a downside? I'm thinking of moving to the southeast.
I live 3 blocks from the beach, and while there are great things about living here, there are drawbacks as well....
The salt water wrecks havoc on your cars, your house, etc. Maintenance is a bitch.
And the sand! Sand everywhere! I can't escape the sand!
And then there's always the fun associated with hurricanes, flooding, and worst of all, TOURISTS. ugh!
But on the...
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What's the first thing that comes to mind when you hear "white trash"?
Britney Spears
Not kidding.
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Do you prefer whole milk, 2%, 1%, skim or other?
2%. I think Skim looks like dirty dish water and it it makes me nauseous.
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Do you find it funny that when someone does something wrong and you call them out on it, they hate you?
oh hell yeah. It's HILARIOUS. Talk about completely out of touch with reality!
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Do you also feel it's pathetic and childish for someone to navigate to all the questions you have answered and go on a downrating rampage because they don't like something you said to them in a comment?
Oh hell yeah.
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What do you think of someone who "supports the troops" when they are on the battlefield dying, but won't support legislation to provide them with a good education when they return because it would "discourage re-enlistment"?
Rosie, that's not the whole story.....
McCain wasn't unilaterally denying one term enlistment troops education benefits, he was trying to get MORE benefits for those who stayed in longer.
McCain's plan offered more benefits to soldiers who have served longer terms and also provided benefits accrued by soldiers to be transferred to spouses and dependents....Webb's...
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Out of ALL your friends, which one are you? (Mean Clean etc...)
I'm the mean one;)
And proud of it!
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Would you let a homosexual babysit your 12 year old boy
How ridiculous! Of course I would!
Being homosexual does NOT mean a man wants to have sex with pre-adolescent children. Sheesh.
Don't you know that most pedophiles are STRAIGHT? It's those darn Boy Scout leaders with a wife,3 kids, and a mortgage you got to look out for, not your friendly neighborhood homosexual......for pete's sake!
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Who did you take a picture with last?
My two dogs, yesterday. My friend Rachel took a picture of me playing with my dogs on the beach yesterday evening.
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How Irish are you on a scale of 0 to 11?
I'd say 10.7...I am mostly Irish, but one of my great grandmothers was Scottish...
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Why does an adult woman hate her mother?
Personally?
Because my mother is a complete bitch. She is miserable to be around.
I wouldn't go so far as to say I HATE her....but I definitely do not LIKE her as a person.
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How come when it's us it's an abortion but when it's a chicken it's an omelette?
Easy answer: it is the difference between a fertilized egg and an unfertilized one.
When we eat a chicken egg, it is an UNFERTILIZED one....meaning no baby chick has been harmed in the production of this omelet....because there never was a baby chick in there to begin with.
An abortion is performed on a FERTILIZED egg....sperm + egg = baby
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Where are Meg's posts about national health care?
Wait...do you mean ME and my continually DRed "Just say no to Universal Health Care" posts?? Hot Damn!
If you do mean me, I'll give you the links....;)
But if you don't, then ignore me and my giant ego which assumes that I am the center of everyone's universe.....
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Please answer only YES or NO: have you ever cheated?
No
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Go to your phone and tell me who was the last person who called you?
Work phone: my boss saying (suprise of all surprises) she wouldn't be coming in today (By the way, I kind of already figured that out. It's almost 4 o'clock pm here)
cell phone: my sister (we like to "have lunch" together.....when we are both too busy to leave our respective offices for lunch we like to call each other and talk while we eat junk food at our desks)
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Survey: What were you doing last night at 9pm?
Having dinner/drinks with a group of friends
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CAN YOU USE SOMETHING TO MAKE YOUR CAVITY GO AWAY?
Yes.
A dentist.
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A cop says he's clean, a politician says he's clean and a priest says he's clean.... who would you believe? seriously I left the lawyer and a doctor out of this due to other reasons.... but I want an honest answer and on AB that's a tradition...;-)
The priest. Despite what the media would have you believe about Catholicism in general and the priesthood in particular, all the priests I have ever known have been good, caring, compassionate, strong, abiding men of God.
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Are you supposed to wear your watch on your left wrist? my friends and family keep tellnig me that you are but i always wear it on my right wrist. is this wierd?
I wear my watch on my right wrist, too. It feels uncomfortable on my left wrist.
So I guess we'll just be weird together;)
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Because of the high cost of jet fuel a lot of people are staying home this summer instead of traveling. Is there a "staycation" in your immediate future?
Nope. It'll be nearly impossible for me to take even half a day off this summer, so taking a week or more would be out of the question..... But I live at the beach, so it's no that much of a tragedy. I'll just glimpse at the beach on my way to work every morning and pretend I'm not driving to my depressing little office:(
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First thing that comes to your Mind: Rolly Polly
Those little bugs that roll up into balls when you try to pick them up....
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Do you ever bring Lysol to a hotel?
You bet your ass I do.
I usually also bring my own sheets, towels, pillows, etc, if possible.
I used to work in the hotel industry. If you had seen the things I'd seen you'd be bringing your own linens, too.
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Who wrote: "The bitterest tears shed over graves are for words left unsaid and deeds left undone."?
Harriet Beecher Stowe
(I have this quote posted on my fridge)
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Does state university means lower quality?
Not neccessarily...
I'll use two Virginia schools as examples:
Both the University of Virginia and the College of William and Mary are State schools, not private institutions, but they are both ALSO two of the most prestigious universities in the country.
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In transferring universities, which is more important? college GPA or SAT results?
GPA. They might not even ask for your SAT scores.
Your actual college GPA is a reflection of how well (or poorly) you are handling the rigors of collegiate level work....at this point in your academic career that's all that really matters to admissions officers.
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If you should swear my rhymes what words would you spend? ( Be frank S.V.P)
What? Is it just me, or does this not make any sense at all?
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Do you watch tv in bed at night?
I do, actually... I like to fall asleep with the TV on.....I turn the volume down low and put it on a sleep timer so that it turns off automatically.
For the first, well, year, after Mike died it make me feel less horribly alone at night to have voices in the background while I was falling asleep...and now I can't fall asleep without it....
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What is your favorite song from Weezer?
"Only in Dreams"...or maybe "Holiday", but I actually love that whole album (The Blue Album)....The newer stuff is good, too...but nothing can come close to the The Blue Album
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Which is the profession to be met most frequently in the hundred year history of your family's by side of the daddy?
My father, grandfather, and great-grandfather were all United States Marines. My great-great grandfather was a cobbler (shoe-maker) in Ireland
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Christians: If you fell into a hole and a wellknown gay atheist offers to help you out, otherwise you'll die, will you accept the offer. If, so will you still claim that he's condemned to fire and brimstone?
Seriously, are you just trying ot be ridiculous and offensive?
NOT ALL CHRISTIANS are the evil demagogues you seem to make them out to be....
Not ALL Christians are rabidly anti-gay, or feel the need to fanatically proselytize.
Please stop this line of questioning until you can ACTUALLY be as objective as you claim you are.
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How come most of the time when a Christian defends their belief its ok? But when an atheist defends their points of view people get angry?
Again with the generalizing, Tsamaya !
Do you really believe that all Atheists and Agnostics are polite and considerate of other opinions????
Some are JUST AS GUILTY of slinging brickbats and spewing hate filled verbal diarrhea as any Christian, Jew, Muslim, Buddhist, Hindu, etc etc etc.
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If the election were to be held tomorrow and it was McCain vs. Obama who would you vote for?
McCain...under duress.
I guess you could say that rather than unilaterally voting FOR McCain, I am decisively NOT voting for Obama.
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Christians: Why don’t you believe what the Jews have to say about their own religion?
Why aren't also you asking Jews why they don't believe in Christianity? Or why Muslims don't believe Buddhism? Or why don't Hindus believe in Scientology? Why are you ONLY singling out Christians?
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Why do Christians rate down questions that probe their religion? is it because they believe that everything christian is right or is it because they are aware that their religion is suspect?
Ok, I'll bite.
I DRed your other question, the one about "Christian zombies" and I'll tell you why:
It was leading, inflammatory, rude, and generalizing. The premise of your question was faulty and the logic was suspect.
Ok. We get it. You consider Christianity to be "selfish"....whoop didly shit. Your question was ridiculous. Not because of the...
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Have you ever washed your clothing by hand? Please state if your male or female.
Well, yes...because there are some clothes that can only be handwashed. I wash all my lingerie by hand (if I'm goint to spend $100 on a frickin bra, you'd better bet I'm going to take care of it)as well as certain sweaters and tops. Depends on the fabric and construction, really, whether or not a garment needs to be hand washed.
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Were you born in the 80s or ur children were?
Nope. I was born in 1978...and I have yet to reproduce....:)
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Is there anyone you love unconditionally?
My younger brother and my dogs. And that's about it:)
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Not a question: You DO know that when you DR someone without giving a reason, it's cowardly, and does nothing to prove your point, especially with someone like me who doesn't care about the points, only the reasons, which you haven't given. It's pathetic
Right on, Tex. Right on:)
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Do you think your name and/or phone number is on a bathroom stall somewhere?
Probably;)
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What kind of juice is in your fridge?
Cranberry
Orange
Pomegranate
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Why are catholic people so rude to everyone?
Wow. You're an idiot.
Oh....wait....I'm sorry, was that RUDE?
Must be because I'm CATHOLIC.
When you generalize an entire group of people the way you did, you only serve to make yourself look ignorant and ridiculous.
but I tell you what....I'll get in touch with the Vatican ASAP and insist we work on this epidemic of "rude...
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DO YOU THINK IM MORE IMPORTANT THEN YOU?
No, but judging by your comments to the other answers, I DO think you are one sad sack of a human being. Good luck with that! *rolls eyes*
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I which fibre is cotton made of? Natural or man made
Cotton is made of (wait for it......) COTTON.
Cotton is a fiber that grows around the seeds of the cotton plant. It is processed and spun into thread to make cloth.
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My life will be better when I finally realize that___________?
My mother will never change, and it's useless to try to have a functional relationship with her.
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What was your first kiss like?
Awkward.
Frankly, I can scarcely remember the guy, but I remember the awkwardness of it all......
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Does anyone feel that school past grade school is a waste of time?
Absolutely not.
There is nothing more precious than knowledge.
Being educacted opens more than just doors and opportunities.......it opens minds.
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My new BF of 2 mos still has his profile on Match & is still getting online. He stopped answering my emails after the 1st time we became intimate (after 1st mo) but calls every night. He waits until the last min. to make date plans ... am I wasting time?
Yup.
At this point you are basically a glorified booty call, no matter how you try to spin it.
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Has linsey lohan or Brittney Spears ruined their life more?
Personally, I think Britney is the bigger train wreck...because she involved her uterus.
The fact that she has reproduced and that there are children involved makes her situation far more tragic.
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What do you think of this video? video in answer
Ack! That was mean! I HATE scary movies...I think I just had a heart attack......
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What is the most expensive underwear you have bought?
I spent $170 on a bra a couple weeks ago. I'm not entirely sure it's actually worth it.....
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Do you spank, flick, smack, or punch your animals or pets when punishing or reprimanding them?
Absolutely not.
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My cat Sasha peed on my bed last night. She looked right at my husband waged her tail and peed. I was so mad because their was not mattress pad on the bed and it soaked through. I managed to clean it with some lyson but it still stinks. I put her face in
Two points:
1) What is your actual question?
2)Don't EVER put an animal's face in their "mess" as a way of "teaching" them not to do it in the future. They don't understand what you are trying to tell them. It sends convoluted signals and only serves to make the situation worse. It is also REALLY MEAN.
Poor little kitty:(
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Why do people think PMS exists? I don't understand. I've never had or noticed anyone having it.
PMS is more than just mood swings and food cravings.
It also presents itself as physical symptoms:
abdominal cramping
headache
fatigue
backache
migraine
fluid retention
painful joints
constipation
heart palpitations
weight gain.
I bet at least one of those symptoms sounds familiar
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If you gave me your BEST shot, in the belly (punch) do you think i would still be standing?
Meh. Probably. I hit like a girl;)
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Do you think you are popular?
I suppose that depends on what you consider to be the benchmark of popularity.....
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Whats the worst thing about the place you live?
Tourists.
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I have a dog that has a skin disease, cant hear, and going blind, he has tumors on his neck. But since he has all these problems...if we take him to get put to sleep would we get in trouble for dog abuse even if he wasn't?
Well, that depends.
It is possible some of his conditions can be attributed to gross negligence on your part? Has he ever been to a vet? Vaccinated? Or are his ailments simply a product of old age?
If you neglected to ever provide veterinary care for your dog and some of the conditions could have been prevented or treated, then you SHOULD be charged with animal cruelty.
But if you were...
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How much does Chik Fila sell Ice Tea for?
what size?
Medium?
Large?
Gallon?
I can't remember exactly, but I think a gallon runs around $4.00.
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What is your one word description of Barack Obama?
Socialist
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If asked by AB staff to submit a photo of your pet so they could pick an AB mascot would you participate?
Sure, but it would be hard to find a picture where my dogs aren't licking their crotches.
For some reason, as soon as they see a camera (or a large group of my friends all gathered in my living room) they feel the compulsive need to go to town. It's frickin' hysterical.
EDIT: Here's a picture of Abigail when she was still a itty bitty puppy...pre-crotch licking;)
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Which friend here dares to claim that he/she is the people suffering most from health problems amongst us?
I'm all premenstrual and moody, I have a frickin' headache, and my back hurts like a bitch today....does that count?
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Is long permed hair out of style?
Yes.
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Would you feel bad if, you had a birthday and got gifts from your boyfriend and friend, but did not get anything from your co-workers whom you had taken out to dinner the weekend before and spent over $100.00 on?
No.
I never feel ENTITLED to presents.
I appreciate the gesture when I receive gifts, but I don't go around expecting them. That's just a wee bit selfish, don't you think?
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My boyfriend just broke up with me, and is having surgery soon, what should I write in his Get Well card?
Whoa!
Why are you giving him a card?
He broke up with you. He doesn't WANT a card from you. You are no longer a couple. Have some pride!
It's ok to hope he comes through the surgery well, but keep those thoughts private. Sending a card will only make you look desperate and needy.
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Whats the best way to dump a chic w/out hurting her emotionally?
Well, for starters, don't call her a chick. It just sounds unbelievably stupid.
But if you absolutely must, spell it right. (CHIC means fashionable, CHICK is a demeaning slang term for a female)
Secondly, if she is emotionally invested it will be impossible to extract yourself from the relationship without hurting her feelings. The most you can do is be respectful and honest.
...
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Do you like Cantaloupe or Honeydew better? Why?
Honeydew
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Were you able to finish college?
Yup.
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Are you good at maths? I think it's one of the most useful skills to have in every day life. Agree?
Oh hell no.
Math makes me cry.
I get a letter at least once a month from my bank telling me that ONCE AGAIN I have added up my ATM deposit amount wrong. They must think I'm barely off the short bus.
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If an ex coworker who is now your friend told you they put you down as a reference and said they lied about the dates they worked there and some of their responsibilities would you lie for your friend so they would have a better shot and getting the job?
Maybe. It would depend.
If it was someone who I thought was capable of being an asset to any company she worked for but needed to pad her resume a tad to make her a more viable candidate, I probably would. We all fluff up our resumes to some degree or another.
But if I thought she sucked ass as a co-worker I wouldn't do it.
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How many books have you read?
Far, far, far too many to possibly count.
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Hi there,
my name is sara and i really need some help! I have a project for school that i need to complete and im short so info...The question is: how far away from earth is saturn? thanx ppl
Sara:
If you google "Saturn-distance from Earth" I can pretty much guaran-damn-tee you that you can find that answer all by yourself.
Part of doing research is not only getting the actual information, but learning HOW to find that information.
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How many minutes between classes did you have in high school?
10 minutes...I think. It was 11 years ago. I can barely remember what I did yesterday, nevermind my schedule from 1997!
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Sun, Planets.
Help fill the blanks in? >.<
1. The sun is _____ km away from the earth.
2. ________ earths would fit inside the sun.
3. The temperature at the sun's core is ______ degrees.
4. Everything on the earth got its ______--- from the sun.
Do
Your
Own
Homework.
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My husband has emphysema and started coughing up blood. Should he see doctor?
Are you frickin' serious???????
OF COURSE he should see a doctor!!!!
HE'S COUGHING UP BLOOD, FOR GOD'S SAKE!!
This is NOT rocket science! Blood is coming from a place it SHOULDN'T. SEEK MEDICAL HELP!!
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Is there any particular alcohol that you avoid because it makes you get a little too crazy?
Tequilla.
Tequilla and I aren't friends. We just can't seem to get along.
Tequilla is a very bad influence. He's always talking me into doing things that I KNOW are a VERY BAD IDEA and will most definitely NOT END WELL.
DAMN YOU TEQUILLA!!!!
That's why I try to stick with my boys Jack, Jim, and Johnny. They really understand me;) But Jose? Uh uh. No Way....
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What is the name of your high school and the city in which you attended?
You know what's not fun?
Identity theft.
Considering that the name/location of one's high school can often be a security question, it's not smart to post such information on the internet.
Let's just say I went to one of the 11 high schools in my home town.
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Is it wrong to be with somebody 13 years older then you?
If one of the people is under the age of 18, absolutely yes.
In that scenario, one person is an adult, and the other is still a child. Legally, emotionally, developmentally still a CHILD. No matter how "grown-up" they FEEL.
Between two consenting, fully grown adults, however, 13 years is small change. A 30 year old and a 43 year old? Not really that big of a deal.
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Is there something you wish you could tell someone right now?
Yes.
I would like to tell my boss to shove it.
She's driving me frickin' fruit loops.
Do I look like Jesus?
No?
Then why does she expect me to work damn frickin' MIRACLES?????
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When you ask people how they are doing, do you really care?
Honestly?
It depends on who I'm asking.
Sometimes I'm just asking to be nice or make conversation...in which case, there's a pretty good chance I really don't give a damn. I'm kind of mean like that;)
But other times I'm asking someone who matters to me on a personal level. In which case, I actually do want to know.
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What is one thing you have a love-hate relationship with?
High Heeled shoes.
I love all my pretty shoes, and I enjoy the fact that wearing them makes my ass look abso-frickin-lutely phenomenal (my friend Gregg's words, not mine!) but I hate how frickin' painful they can be after a long day.
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My dog has small scabs on the insud of her leg an some on her back through her fur can any one help?
Yes. A vet can help.
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How old are you? How many cars have you owned in your life?
29, 3 cars. (Soon to be 4)
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Where you live, if you smile to somebody, will they smile back to you or will they think you're weird?
Definitely smile back. Even if they don't know you. That's just what we do here in the South. We're friendly folk;)
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Cnn or fox news?
Fox News, please (even though I find Greta VanSustren irritating)
The CNN (the Communist News Network) makes me nauseous and angry:(
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Why does CNN & Fox News liar and fabricate stories and mislead it's viewers to promote John McClain. Who gave them the right to treat viewers as fools?
Flagged.
This question is leading, inflamatory, and ridiculous.
If you have concrete and credible proof to back up your accusation, please post it.
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If limit of f(x) as x approaches 2 from the negative side is 14 while the limit of f(x) as x approaches 2 from the positive side is 13, we conclude? a. f(x) is discontinuous at x = 2. b. f(x) is discontinuous function. c. Limits are not equal
Um.....yeah. You seriously need to do your own homework.
We aren't going to be there to take the test for you, so you need to learn to do the material on your own.
Asking for help with the CONCEPT is one thing: asking for ABer's to provide you with the answers for your homework that you can't be bothered to do yourself is another.
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When you are wearing a bra can you feel it
Yes, but you get used to wearing one. They're sort of a necessary evil if you want to avoid saggy boobies:)
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Where do you spend most of your money?
Bills (rent, etc) and SHOES, GLORIOUS SHOES
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If we were naked all the time would sexual offences increase or decrease?
In the long run it wouldn't really matter.
Sexual assault isn't about SEX at all. It's about POWER.
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Why do the multitudes on answerbag query others utilizing extensive vocabulary knowing many won't fathom what they signify?
I'm not going to dumb-down my vocabulary just because a certain group sad sacks can't keep up. It's called a dictionary. Use it.
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Will it be Obama or McCain?
McCain.
Obama is a Socialist train wreck waiting to happen. He is so far to the left he's practically off the radar.
I'm not happy about McCain as the GOP candidate, but as far as I'm concerned it's the lesser of the two evils.
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Do you remove your mail from the mail box every day, or less? (paper mail, not email)
Yes. If I don't, my mailman gets his Postal Service blue panties in a wad.
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Do most Americans know that John McCain isn't smart?
Do most Americans know that this is an absurd, inflammatory, and entirely unjustified question?
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So Bill Clinton did not lead a spotlessly moral PERSONAL life, but his political actions did much for America during his two terms as President. Do the public realize this?
I, for one, would LOVE to hear of all the glorious things Slick Willie did for this country.
Because all I can come up with is all the things he did to set us on the road to Crapsville.
And I'm not even talking about his party in his pants...I'm strictly referring to his political actions.
So please: enlighten me. I am eagerly awaiting your answer.
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I am a stone maison ... I need you to give me the words and dates that you would like me to chisel into your headstone following your departure to the next stage?
MEG C.
JUST PLAIN AWESOME
yeah, I think I'd be good with that. I'm going to add that as a condition in my will: Headstone MUST READ "Just Plain Awesome"
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If Obama becomes president then just what do we anti-obama folks do? Please only answer if you are NOT for Obama being president or you will be downrated as soon as I get the chance.
*sigh* We respect him as the leader of our country, even as we disagree with his policies. We'd be stuck with him for at least 4 years, so we might as well make the most of it....reluctantly.
Oh, and we'd have to try to refrain from screaming in frustration as our country spiraled down the Socialist drainhole.... *sigh*
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What is the big deal with spelling on AB? why do people make a big deal if you spell hot "hott" ,and skater "sk8er"? I think its so stupid.
Ok...you think "its" stupid.....but many of us find it abhorent to purposely spell like a first grader with a severe head injury.
Too each his own......but guess who commands more respect in the "real world"? People who have the full breadth of vocabulary and syntax at their fingertips............or those who are completely incaplable of stringing a coherent sentence...
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Do your parents know where you are?
Probably (it's 4:45 on a weekday..I'm at work of course!)
But even if they didn't, it wouldn't be any of their business WHERE I am. I'm a grown-up person of 29 and I answer to NO ONE! MWAH HAH HAH HA!;)
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What is your place in your family? (Eldest Middle Youngest)
I am the oldest of 3.....my sister is 4 years younger and my brother is 10 years younger.
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I'm a strong advocate of having a woman as president, but in reality, do you really think the nation, yet alone surrounding counties both allies and non are ready?
Of course we're ready.
I've said before, I'll say it again: I embrace the idea of a woman president....but I ABHOR the idea of Hillary Clinton as President.
My problem is not with female presidents in general, but that Socialst who happens to be a female in particular.
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If you live in Washington D.C. do you say you live in Maryland or Virginia? Or do you not have a state?
My sister lives in DC. When asked, she says she lives in DC.
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How much is the average stamp in your country?
for a standard sized letter, 42 cents.
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What is in the backseat of your car?
*Shoes
*a dog bed
*a couple of beach towels
*a ridiculous amount of sand
*a couple of old Starbucks cups (I had a relapse. Starbucks is my boyfriend again)
*a case of bottled water that I've been meaning to actually take inside the house, but I'm too lazy
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Do you think education is important?
Yes.
Knowledge is the cornerstone of civilization.
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How would you describe your state of well being right now: frazzled, dazzled, or blah?
Frazzled. Hopelessly frazzled. Desperately frazzled.
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Have you ever had your whole life change in just one day?
Yes. Completely and utterly changed. I'm still reeling from it...years later.
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If you are a member of the grammar/spelling police what is your rank?
Just call me Lieutenant General Meg. I'm a real hard-ass when it comes to spelling, grammar, and syntax.
I especially enjoy my work with the Department of Anti-Text Type;)
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If you have a 3 gallon jug and a five gallon jug, how could you put exactly four gallons into the five gallon jug?
*Fill both buckets up halfway
*pour contents of 3 gallon bucket (1.5 gallons) into 5 gallon bucket (which already contains 2.5 gallons)
1/2 of 5 gallon bucket = 2.5 gallons
1/2 of 3 gallon bucket = 1.5 gallons
2.5 gallons
+
1.5 gallons
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4.0 gallons
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Who is Obama's running mate?
He hasn't chosen one yet. Neither has McCain, for that matter.
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Did your parents continue to have sex, after they stopped having kids?
If they did, I sure as hell don't want to know.
Ick ick ick ick ick ick ick ick EWWWWWW!
Now if you'll excuse me I have to go poke my eyes out with a hot stick in effort to rid myself of that mental image. I think I might have permanent psychological scarring. And I feel nauseous. Damn.
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What age is more accurately "over the hill" -- 30 or 31, and why ( and as a side-note what age are you?)
Huh. I always thought that the "over the hill" theme was relegated to your 50th birthday party.......
I do not consider 30 OR 31 to be "over the hill".
I'm 29 and sometimes it feels like my life is just getting started. If I thought it was all down hill from here I think I'd just throw in the towel right this very minute.
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What does the word juspidorious mean? (Apparently it's American)
I looked it up in Webster's (an American dictionary) and there is no such word.
Are you sure you have the word/spelling right?
I couldn't find a word that even came close.
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On a scale of 1-10, how much do you like to hug? Do you do more cyber-hugging or in-person hugging?
Hugging wise I'm at about a 2 1/2....I'm just not crazy about being touched. My friends know this and respect it.
The exception is children. I always have a hug ready for kids.
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What' s the worst snack food that you know is really bad for you that you eat anyway?
Twinkies. I love my Twinkies. I'd pimp out my sister for Twinkies. I worship Twinkies.
But at the same time, I hate the fact that my unwaivering passion for Twinkies neccessitates hours spent in the gym.
If only Twinkie calories could be magical calories that didn't actually count.....hmmmm.....
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Do you wait and rent your movies, or see them right away in the theater?
blegh. I'd rather wait.
I put movies on my Netflix "saved" queue while they are still in theaters.
I hate going to movie theaters. Stale overpriced popcorn, annoying teenagers, snoring old people, thermostats set to stage two hypothermia, and crying babies. No thank you. I'd rather sit on my own couch, in my PJs and watch the movie.
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What's the difference between Christian and Protestant? my mom seems to make a big deal about me hanging with Protestant people.. is there a reason? (I'm Christian)
Protestants ARE Christians.
I think you might be a tad confused...or else your mother is.
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Has your experience on AB been like everything coming up roses or biting into an occasional bitter lemon?
Of late it's been getting lemony. Which makes me sad:(
There's been sooooo much drama lately. It's exhausting....and disheartening.
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Do you think that christians telling others what to believe is a violation of the first amendment, like when they tell gay people they are going to burn in hell? cant they mind their own buisness?
Here's a question for you: HOW is that a VIOLATION of the First Ammendment? Do you even know what the First Ammendment IS?
I find Christians who say such horrid things repulsive, but I stand by their RIGHT to say it.
Just a thought: before you start preaching about the Constitution....READ IT.
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How do i kno if my gf has quit smoking for me, she smokes rarely, and quit for, she went to maryland for the summer and i am afraid she will start again, she has smoked 1 a week ago, but swears thats her last one, how do i kno if she really quit for me?
If she should quit for anyone, it should be for HERSELF. NOT YOU.
Frankly, is it really any of your business? You can tell her you don't like it and that you'd prefer it if she didn't, but when it comes down to it, it's really up to her to weigh the consequences and decide for herself what she wants to do.
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Is today one of THOSE days?
YES.
I HATE Mondays. They suck:(
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How many (if any) times would you tolerate cheating in a relationship?
Zero.
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Would it be a horrible idea to buy a new car with a manual transmission if I'm not very good at driving a manual transmission but want to get better at it? Could this damage the car irreparably? Would I be better off with an older, cheaper car?
The more often you drive stick, the better you'll get. The first few days may be rough on the new car, but you'll get better quickly. After a while it becomes so routine you aren't even aware that you are doing it.
When it comes to driving stick, practice absolutely makes perfect. It becomes second nature. I think you'll do just fine with a new car.
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How do I get my 34 old son to move out of my home
If he's 34, he's old enough to hear the unvarnished truth: don't sugar coat it or hem and haw...BE DIRECT. He's an ADULT....he can take it.
The better question is WHY is he still living at home at 34? Are there extenuating circumstances that led him back home or did he never leave?
Either way, give him 30 days to find a new place....and stick to it.
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Have you ever made a stupid remark and really wished you could take it back.
At least once a day....
Even though I absolutely mean what I said and stand behind it, sometimes I regret the WAY I said something...I have a tendency to be a bit harsh at times.
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Which "____am" word pops into your head first?
Wigwam
and hell if I know why. Just one of life's mysteries I suppose;)
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What was the name of the last book you purchased?
I was at Barnes and Noble yesterday and I bought 2 books:
1. "Sepulchre" by Kate Mosse (so far it's pretty damn good)
2. "In the Wake of the Plague: The Black Death and the World It Made" by Norman Cantor (An excellent book by a preeminent Historian.....I already had a copy, but Puppy ate it so I bought another. Naughty Puppy!)
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If I took a peek into your bedside drawer, what would I find?
Nail polish, Excederin PM, jolly ranchers, glasses, a couple pens, a highlighter, face cream, and the TV remote.
Books are kept in a stack on top of the nightstand:)
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Do you love Pandora radio like I love it?
I use Pandora radio at work. In fact, I'm listening to it right now! I love Pandora...I enjoy making my own stations and learning about different artists I hadn't heard of before who have a similar sound to some of my favorites!
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What do you call an American who desperately wants to be Japanese?
Confused.
I don't understand people who want to be anything other than what they are. Celebrate other cultures, but embrace yourself.
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Who here is a smartass?
Oooh! Ooooh! Oooooh! Me! Me! ME!
My Mama always said my smart mouth would get me in trouble someday...but so far, so good;)
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Lifeboy, Zest, or Dial: which do you prefer?
None of the above
I use Ivory soap
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My life penguin, gtravels, just made Swami! Who would care to join me in congratulating her?
Yay! Congrats, gtravels! You are going to be the swamiest swami of them all! Now go do some celebratory penguin snuggling with your life penguin!
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Should we not be happy for immigrants comming to our land, as they now get to live a better life that for most still isn't as good as ours - do we only care about people from our own country?
If you come here legally, I welcome you with open arms. I celebrate you and the diversity that your culture brings to the American melting pot.
But if you sneak into this country illegally, I want nothing to do with you. It has nothing to do with not caring about people...it has to do with caring about the rule of law.
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Do you like the United states of america
Here's what I love about the United States of America:
I love that elections in America are contentious, messy, rancorous and maddening, but we vote without fear. And then a peaceful transfer of power takes place and nobody gets shot.
I love freedom of religion. I love my religion. I may not love yours or I may be indifferent to it. Doesn't matter. It is yours and you are free...
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I need a song to help me through a ruff month, something about not giving up and overcoming obstacles... (a Youtube vid. of the song would be nice)!! do you have any ideas?
I'm not a big fan of country music, but I love this song. This is one of those songs that is just good for the soul:
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Wouldn't it be cool if all the Community Leaders were given silver deputy stars?
Does anyone have any better suggestions?
I actually like your idea of silver deputy stars! It's really clever!
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Are you attractive when you wake up in the morning or do you look a mess?
I'm a mess. An absolute mess.
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What gives better performance? A car with a manual or automatic transmission?
Stickshift, all the way. I get bored when I drive automatic cars. Driving standard makes me work for it;)
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Which animals have naughty sounding names?
Platypus.
I don't know why...I just think it sounds kinda kinky;)
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Did the protection of your home and family influence your decision to get a dog?
Not really. My dogs tend to make new friends quickly. If someone ever broke in the most they'd do is love the intruder to death.
The cat, however, would kick ass and take names....not to mention collect DNA samples (she seems to enjoy biting strangers. It's awful)
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How old is too old to go to college?
there is no such thing as too old for college....
Too old for keg stands and frat parties, YES!
Too old for the pursuit of knowledge, NO!
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Is there a way I can get free access to the internet?
Yes.
Go to a library.
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What kind of questions do they ask u on the drivers test?
This is going to come as a big surprise but.......
QUESTIONS ABOUT DRIVING
Brittany: read the damn manual and go to your state's DMV website and take the practice test. Frankly, I don't want you out there on the road if you aren't prepared..so ACTUALLY STUDY!!
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What was your worst college class?
Biology kicked my ass.
I am just NOT a science person. It was my own personal tenth circle of hell:(
To this day I hear "Benedict's Solution" and I start to cry.......
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Is the test to get your learners permit hard?
Only if you are completely unprepared.
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Where were you on New Years Eve 1999?
I went back up to school early and had a party with my roomates at our off-campus apartment. It was a blast;)
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Which word does not belong in the group with the other words? Brown, Black, Broom, Orange, Bread?
it could either be:
"orange" (all the other words start with a 'b', all other words have 5 letters)
OR
"black" (all other words have 'r' as second letter)
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Will electronic books ever be more popular than paper books?
Until they invent an electronic book you can read in the bathtub, I'm going to have to say no.
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Do you like smartasses?
No...I ADORE them. It takes one to know one, I guess;)
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How old wil you be on May 15, 2049?
I'll be 70. Yeowza!
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Is Friday Night Lights Returning?
Last I heard it was returning in the fall. Yay! I love that show!
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My 12 yrs old always gets mad at me if I am 5 mins. late picking her up from school. Should I purposley be 10 mins. late today?
I'm going to have to take your kid's side in this one.
When I was growing up my mother was ALWAYS late picking up my brother, sister, and I from here, there, where ever. And this was BEFORE cell phones, so we literally had NO idea where she was or when we could expect her to arrive. It was upsetting and disconcerting. It made us feel like we were pretty low on the totem pole:...
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How to do to get white armpit
What??
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Have you ever been slapped by a girl? What did you do?
I've been bitch-slapped with in an inch of my life...it hurt like hell! In my own defense, she WAS a drunk skank, so really, she shouldn't have been so offended when I called her out on it.
This was YEARS ago and I still remember how much it hurt. That drunk skank really could pack a wallop.
Oh, and then to make it worse, after she slapped me, I laughed at her. I guess that was...
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What year did you start using the internet?
1997...my freshman year of college...although I probably used it a bit in high school...I just don't remember. But then, freshman year of college I was introduced to this novel concept..INSTANT MESSAGING. Life was never the same again;)
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If you check AB at work, has your company banned you from this site yet? I know I shouldn't be on here during work hours.
I pretty much only AB at work. What can I say? I'm naughty!
Anyway, this is a really small office and as long as everything gets done and I keep this office running like clockwork (which I do. I'm invaluable, damnit), my time is my own. It's a perfect job for me while I'm finishing up grad school.....and even more perfect for allowing my to enable my AB adiction!
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What was your first job out of high school?
I guess technically the first job out of high school would have been the job I had as a front desk clerk at a beach resort the summer before I left for college....
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My microwave, dishwasher, and garbage disposal all conked out at the same time…in what order do you think I should replace them?
if it were me I'd go:
1. Microwave
2. Dishwasher
3. Garbage disposal
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What does your last name mean?
My last name is the Anglicized form of the Gaelic Mac Ruaidhín and means "the little red one"
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If you could have chosen your haircolor from birth-what would it have been?
Same as I have...I have dark brown hair and I love it.
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My gf has a double chin...she is very slim and sexy, but her double chin is making me not finding her attractive anymore. I don't like it. It's not massive, but when she looks at certain directions it's looks very bad....what can I do.
Well, I recommend you strip naked under some unflattering halogen lights and stand in front of full-length mirror and hyper-focus on your OWN flaws INSTEAD of hers.....I bet you have more than a couple unflattering attributes that she overlooks because she cares about you.
Seriously.....what do you expect her to do? Either you grow a pair and get a clue or you break up with her and move on....
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What was the name your parents almost named you?
Siobhan (pronounced shi-VAWN)
But my parents figured no one would ever be able to pronounce OR spell it...so they went with Meghan instead.
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(Ladies) Are intelligent men desirable or intimidating?
VERY desirable;)
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What is your pain in the butt these days?
Tourists and "inland" Virginia Beach residents who think it is acceptable to park in my driveway just because I live close to the beach. I'm thinking of buying a couple of bootjacks and holding some cars ransom unitl they prominse to stop parking in or blocking my frickin' driveway. Grrrrrr.:(
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Do u hate your babby daddy ??????? and if so why?
No. I have yet to reproduce.
I DO hate the phrase "Baby Daddy", though. It's absurd and trashy. Call them your child's father, but not Baby Daddy..not unless you LIKE sounding like an idiot.
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A 5'7" person walked up to you, would you be looking down at them, or up at them?
Even with heels, I'd still be looking up. I'm short:)
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We're going to see "Indiana Jones and the Temple of Geritol" today. Has anyone seen it? No spoilers, please, just say if it's decent or a farce:)
Was it the greatest movie EVER? Well.....no. Was it fun? Yeah, I guess.
Truth be told, I was disappointed. I wan't crazy about the premise of the story. It just seemed out of place for an Indiana Jones movie....but it was right up George Lucas' alley. That's all I'll say.
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Do you live far from the sea or ocean?
I live a mere 3 blocks from the Atlantic Ocean....and I have the parking problem to prove it! Damn you, tourists! No parking means NO PARKING! And that includes MY DRIVEWAY!
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How many books are in your home?
Hundreds. I couldn't even begin to count. Books are my crack;)
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Is there one belief you have that you could go on and on and on about?
The divine power of SHOES. I love all my pretty shoes;)
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What do you do that is bad but feels so good?
Today I ate 4 Twinkies. FOUR.
Oh my God. I can't believe I actually ate FOUR Twinkies.
But they were DELICIOUS.
*sigh*
and my extra 45 minutes on the elliptical tomorrow to make up for those Twinkies is going to SUCK:(
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Am I annoying?
I don't think so. Not at all.
And I have VERY little tolerance for annoying people, so if you don't annoy me, you're good;)
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Do you have any A1 sauce in your fridge?
Nah. Not the real stuff....I have the Kroger store brand, though. Tastes the same to me!
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When did you last see fireworks?
A couple of hours ago.....it's the official Memorial Day Weekend kick-off to tourist season here in Virginia Beach......
I live close enough to the "Strip" (read: tourist end of the beach) that I can see the fireworks from my yard (I live on the North End, or residential part of the oceanfront).
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If you truly beleive in the bible and God. Tell me how Noha could possibly gotten 2 of each animal on his boat.
Ever heard of an allegory?
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What is your definition of a "holy roller"?
A nun on roller skates:)
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Do you like your self?
Absolutely. I embrace and celebrate all parts of myself......even my evil, bitchy side;)
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Does it creep you out when Answerbaggers save your picture(s)?
And now you know why I no longer post personal pictures anywhere on the internet.......
(my creepy experience was pre-AB, but to this day I won't post pictures of myself ANYWHERE.)
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Do you avoid answering questions asked by known trolls even if they are good questions?
Absolutely, yes.
Those who have shown repeatedly that they are incapable of playing well with others are not worthy of my time.
Their loss.....I'm AWESOME:)
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Do you have a fake ID? If so where did you get it? How much did you pay? What does it say?p
I had a fake ID when I was under 21.
A friend made it but they were easier to doctor back then.....(10+ years ago)
I paid nothing
It had my actual name, just an altered birthdate
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Why did the Answerbag administrators completely screw up Outside the Bag and do completely the wrong thing again? Deep thoughts, WTF? Where's Jack Handy?
Am I really the only one that caught the reference to SNL's "Deep Thought's by Jack Handey?
Anyway, I think this whole "reorganization" of Outside the Bag is a complete waste of time. Let's focus on big glitches and not fuss around with the small stuff, people! Priorities, please!
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Cyndi Ninja just got a promotion at work! Who would like to say congrats? Go Cyndi! We knew you'd get that promotion :)
Yay! Yay for Cyndi! You ROCK! Congrats, Cyndi! You deserve it!
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I need Ideas ASAP! for Graduation gift for my neice leaving Iowa to Arizona for college. So The facts Female 18, Leaving home,going to be a Freshmen @ college (ASU) ? Thanks for your help.
Quarters. Lots of quarters. Lots and lots of quarters.
Every time she does her laundry she'll think of you:)
But seriously, as far as a sentimental gift goes, a favorite picture of her and her friends, her family, whoever, in a nice frame that she can take with her to her college dorm.....
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They say 90% of Americans have herpes is this stat real or seem a bit to high?
If you mean herpes in terms of all types (including cold sores and the like), then I'd say it's probable....maybe
But I truly doubt that 90% of the US population has GENITAL herpes.
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Are you able to suffer idiots quietly?
No.
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You're flat broke. But you found 10 bucks in your jacket pocket, and you want to put it toward something fun. What's the $10 buying?
Miniature golf!
Seriously. I love Miniature Golf.
Jungle Golf down on the corner of 27th and Atlantic is my FAVORITE:)
Anybody care to join me?
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If your aint/uncle won 500,000 would you expect him/her to give anything to you?
No.
Why should I be entitled to their winnings?
The only money I am entitled to is that I earn myself. Period.
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How popular are thai donuts? Can a thai donut only bakery be sussesful?
Color me ignorant.....but I've never even heard of a "Thai Donut"........
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The Motley Fool, a reputable news source; Breaking news:Britain to repossess the US http://boards.fool.com/Message.asp?mid=26360468&sort=postdate
That was hysterical.
Thanks for the link, Yarnlady!
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What is it with all the cliques in schools? I get told not to talk to people just because they are classed a 'chav' or 'emo' Why are so many schools/collages like this?
Honestly, it's because teenagers are inherently complete jackasses.
I know, because I myself, once upon a time, was a teenage jackass.
High school kids are consumed with "defining" themselves...and by the same rote find the need to pin point and label others.... a real "us" and "them" mentality. It's all part of being young and having your grown-up...
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Do you think that some time in the future, libraries will become obsolete? If, so, when?
Oh, I don't think libraries will ever be COMPLETELY obsolete......
I will admit that there is much to be said for the convenience and ease of accessability of the new virtual data bases, but there is still something about a REAL library......
For me, nothing will ever replace the smell and feel of a REAL book....that forgotten tome on the bottom shelf in an obscure corner, with...
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On a scale of 1-10 (with 10 being the highest) how popular is your last name?
I'd say about a 2....
There are only 1,308 people in the US with my last name.....and I'm the only Meghan (with an H) among them! I'm unique, damnit!
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How can a 7 year old girl starve to death in England in 2008 ?, what went wrong ? Link in answer.
My God. That's appalling. Truly appaling.
That mother and her live in boyfriend should be horse-whipped. And where was the father all this time? Starvation takes WEEKS. These people, in my opinion, are monsters.
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I get mad at my gf because my girlfriend is too close to her family. It makes me mad because I think she needs to grow up a bit and she always needs to talk to her family and needs to visit her family too often..what can i do?
Well, you can grow a pair, for starters.
Frankly, YOU need to grow up. Actual adults don't throw temper tantrums when their significant other's attention isn't focused solely on them.
Family is important. Your girlfriend is blessed to have such a close relationship with hers. You have no right to demand she curtail her involvement with them.
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What is the politcally correct way to tell somebody he is a f---ing a--hole?
"You are a f**king a**hole, sir"
You see, adding "Sir" made it sound polite;)
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Where was the last place you went hiking?
Shennandoah National Park
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Are you for or against Adoption why or why not?
I don't see how ANYONE could be AGAINST adoption.
To provide a child with a chance for a better life is a blessing.
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