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Why did Answerbag destroy such a great website with this new format?
Because they don't care
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Why did the AB staff not inform us about this huge overhaul first and ask our opinion? Why did they try to suprise us?
Because they don't give a rats ass...
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Do u find the new AB is a lot more complicated than the previous ones?
Hell Yes
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I can AB at work now!!! Anyone else finding nice surprises in the new AB overhaul???
It's crap.
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Do you HATE the New and Improved AB?
Hate is a very strong word. Yes. Yes I do.
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IS asking question here more difficult since the December, 2009 update?
The "improvements" are crap
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this new answerbag is the worst thing on the web!
It's obvious they don't care.. only in it for $$$$$$
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I finally read the whole New Testament. How on earth can ANYONE reconcile capitalism and Christianity?
Cherry Picking and favorable interpretation.... denial.
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Should Joe Lieberman's committee chairmanship be stripped away from him for refusing to support the Democratic agenda?
Why doesn't Joe just admit to being a Republican and get it over with?
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I just took the sexual addiction screening test and it told me I have sympotms of a male with sexual addiction, am I a sex addict or a hormone raging young person?
Dunno. How old are you?
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What is the most annoying thing to you?
Bob
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Is there anyone else who is a band geek like me? If so what was your favorite marching music?
I enjoyed marching... My pet peeve is bands that march drum and bugle style. A Marching band is a Military Unit and as such should march Big 10. I can never understand what the D&B people are doing.... no symmetry, no defines shape. It looks like 2 squids mating.
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Are politicians able to just answer yes or no?
I am sure they are capable of doing so, but why would they? A definitive, blunt answer with no explanation, nuance, or spin will only offend someone.
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What is your solution to bring universal peace to the World?
Have everyone do as I say.
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Do you feel that Atheism legitimate grounds for barring someone from public office? (see link)
I give... Where is the link on this "new and improved" web site?
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Obama is of to Norway to collect his Nobel Peace Prize. Does he deserve it?
The horse you are beating is dead.
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How relevant is a politician's religious beliefs to the job he or she does?
If the candidate can keep his/her personal beliefs out of public policy, their religious belief is moot. I suspect a politician's faith is only problematic if it is "different" from one's own, and you doubt their ability to keep their faith out of public policy, or you want them to embrace the tenets of your faith as law.
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Why hasn't Sarah Palin appeared on any of the Sunday morning political shows since her failed bid at the vice presidency?
While on her book tour, most of the answers she gave to the obvious questions were pre-written out and rehearsed. It was amusing because someone looped them together (on Youtube) and she paused at just the same time, the same inflection, everything. The fact is she's not a smart cookie, incapable of thinking on her feet and ignorant of most important issues. She can repeat what she hears (so...
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Is this global warming scandal , with the leaked emails exposing global warming as a hoax be the biggest science hoax in history, even bigger than Piltdown Man?
No. The evidence in the E-mails doesn't prove global warming a fraud. Just that some people are petty.
http://www.torontosun.com/news/2009/12/12/12133721-ap.html
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which of these people is the dumbass responsible for initiating the "new answerbag" Disaster? http://www.answerbag.com/about-us/
I'd say Cody... alleged designer and he's covering his face.
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which of these people is the dumbass responsible for initiating the "new answerbag" Disaster? http://www.answerbag.com/about-us/
Share your answer...
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do you really think ab cares that they are mistaken for a friendly site ?
No. Considering the "Improvements" I don't think they give a dead rat what the ultimate user thinks.
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If you could change one thing about Answerbag 4.0 what would it be and why?
like they value our opinions??????
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AB Changes: This is the first day, people. Give the admins some time to fix the bugs. Have You got NO patience at all?
It's not a matter of bugs... It sucks. It looks techno, devoid of warmth... crap. Nothing was "improved". It's hard to navigate and the interaction between respondents is gone....
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Can all join with me to hats off to the invetor/s of this fantastic idea called "AB"?
You mean before they made it suck? Sorta like praising "New Coke".
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Will you stay or will you go? (Re: The New Answerbag)
I was hoping to discover that the whole thing had just been a terrible dream.....
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I miss the old AB. Anyone else with me?
The "new" AB sux dead goat dix
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What's your take on the new AB?
Needlessly difficult. Everything I liked about AB appears to be gone.
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Please answer the poll. Like of dislike new AB?
needlessly complicated....
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Have you ever wanted to have your long hair shaved off and your head razored bald smooth? shall i shave my hair off? public vote, long or bald??? vote now on the future of my hair !!!
Shaving your head is soooo last decade..... It's like when everyone bleached their hair blond... yeah, that was cool, for maybe five minutes.
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Can you name something that has a crust.
Bob
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If your s/o didn't like your animals would you keep the animals or the s/o?
I don't think I could like someone who didn't like animals.... It's not human. It's like not liking babies. or pudding.
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What happens to constitutional protections against too much democracy when one party controls the house, the senate and the presidency?
What, exactly, is "too much democracy"?
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"The problem in the Republican Party is that the leadership has gone to the left."- Sen. Jim DeMint (R-SC), quoted by CBN News. Do you agree or disagree and why?
Well, if your that far to the right, everything looks like the left.....
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$60 is 2% of how much money?
pi
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What is the weirdest thing to collect?
Bob
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Are you a tit for tat person ...?
I'm more a butt person myself...
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Does it hurt to get a tattoo over stretch marks?
Lets break this down: Does it hurt to get a tattoo? Yes. Over stretch marks? Oh Yeah!
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Wasn't Answerbag supposed to be Upgraded last night? They advertised that they're changing everything.
They did... everything is bigger brighter, more vibrant, the walls are breathing and I can Hear Colors... wow... wait, no, that was the LSD. Never mind.
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When did intellect become an elitist flaw?
When well educated individuals started saying things that disagreed with the "salt of the earth, common sense worldly wise" approach the less educated wanted to believe.
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Should you buy Christmas presents for a new born? & Why do people buy Christmas presents for new borns?
Why do people buy Christmas presents in the first place? They want to, they feel obligated to... they want to show off....
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I would tell everyone on AB Merry Christmas, but i am afraid that big-bad WalMart would cancel WM credit card and bar me from their stores. would barring me from WalMart be a good thing or bad thing?
Well, if you're that concerned, I suspect it would be a bad thing.
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Don't things with "cyber" in the description, like Cyber Monday, sound dated?
Cybermen will always be cool.
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Should we be worried about Canada's secret weapons of mass destruction?
Maple syrup?
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Activists have compiled a list of ten conservative positions a “purity test” and want the RNC to deny funds to any candidate who agrees with fewer than eight of them. What are your thoughts? Is this test good or bad for the party?
I am totally in favor of it. Candidates who "pass" the purity test will be so far to the right, they will alienate the middle moderates and hand the elections over to the Democrats.
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Who has been naughty and who has been nice. I'm making a list and checking it twice. I want to know who on AB has been naughty or nice.
I am evil. I take pride in my evil. I got a blue ribbon in evil from summer camp. And this one time, in band camp...
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To move into somthing else's location by pushing it aside is called what?
Duplicate http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1853075
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Awhile ago, I was driving through town and saw a trailer with two horses tied to the back of it. They were wearing shawls or blankets under their saddles. Hmmmm.... Does your horse wear a shawl or a blanket sometimes? Why?
Most horses wear a blanket under the saddle, It protects the animal (some extra padding) and the saddle from horse sweat....
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What book is next on your list to read?
Practical Demon Keeping.
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Can I kill you?
If you can catch me...
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What's the best thing about living alone?
The ability to walk from the bedroom to the bathroom and back without so much as a robe.
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TARP= Troubled Asset Relief Program. Sounds more like fat cat relief than job relief to me. Whose side is Obama on?
Um... You are aware that TARP started under Bush, right? and that the banks are actually paying back the loans? You did know this, didn't you? Didn't you??? Yeah I thought as much.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Troubled_Assets_Relief_Program
http://www.dailykos.com/story/2009/12/7/811516/-WaitWere-Getting-90-Of-The-Bailout-Back
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Is this normal? My cell phone just divided.
You are no longer a single cell organism...
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Will someone please explain to me the "logic" (or lack of same) that went into the creation of this toy in 1987? I'll be damned if I can figure it out! [See the LINK below this question, when it shows up.]
Kids like gross stuff. If it makes an adult go "ewwww" kids dig it.
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My windshield washers do not work on my 2001 grand prix, line is not blocked. Is there a fuse for the washer motor?
There is a fuse for the motor and it is possible that the motor itself has quit. Do you hear the engine when you push the washer button?
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Has anyone seen Anger Management lately with Adam Sandler and Jack Nicholson ? It's an older movie. Do you remember the scene with the monks? What did you think of the movie?
I've never wasted my time watching an Adam Sandler movie....
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What's wrong with being gay?
What's wrong with being left handed?
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What is your view on satan givin head to jesus?
Opposed.
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There are three different cookies on a table, one is crummy and damaged, another one looks o.k., and the last one is perfect and elaborate looking. There are two other people that can recieve a cookie besides you. Which cookie do you choose?
I'd offer the plate to others first, but I'd take the broken one myself.
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What are some face or body language signs that a person will do when lying?
The more elaborate the explanation, the greater the chance that they are "making it up".
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If there was a food fight, would you join in the fun? try to stop it? or take your own food to a safe place and be amused while you eat?
I'd be the one to start it...
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What drives Sarah Palin?
Ego
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Are welfare recipients as crazy as they are lazy?
some of them are left handed as well... and a host of other irrelevant characteristics and stereotypes.
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Why does the United States of America have more torture supporters than any other country?
Location location location.....
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What is your favorite family board, card, dice or other game to play?
Monopoly. By the book, no house rules... and I play to win.
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How old were you when you first looked at porn?
8 or 9... I had an older brother who thought that if he could involve me in his misdeeds, I couldn't or wouldn't tell on him.
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What are the activities of Angels?
I thought they looked after fools and drunks.
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What would you do if you found out the President of the USA had a sexual fetish for goat's cheese?
Aged goat cheese, or un-aged goat cheese?
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Does Glenn Beck have any level of intelligence?
Well, Low is a level...
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Do you ever make up your own alternate endings to movies, books, TV shows? You know, the way it ends is not to your liking so you do a little "creative adjustment". Have you ever done that?
I went to the movies with a friend... she had to use the lady's room and missed the last five minutes... I made up a rather disturbing ending for her.... It was the Rugrats movie.... In my version all the kids... well, lets just say there won't be a sequel.
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Why are Republicans who voted pro-rape blaming Al Franken for their own votes?
Proximity
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How do you feel about Karl Rove's remark: "Pres. Barack Obama's speech on Tuesday deserves to be cheered. Over the objections of his VP and despite opposition from his political base, ... additional 30,000 troops to Afghanistan to fight terrorists"?
Even a blind pig finds a truffle now and again....
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Under Bush we were attacked nine months into his presidency. Obama has gone ten months without an attack. Any thoughts?
I really like pie.
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Why are people afraid of Muslims?
Why are people afraid of Midgets? Why are people afraid of flies? Why are people afraid of roller coasters? Why are people afraid of Virginia Wolfe? Fear is an irrational thing. Like Swiss cheese.
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How could billions of people be wrong when it comes to belief in God? After all, how many atheists are there?
Following your logic to fruition, God then, is Allah, the God of Islam, because Islam is the largest religion in the world.
http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/news/world/article3653800.ece
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Need a cure for insomnia? listen to an obama speech... put me to sleep.
Not even trying now, are you.... sad.
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Where is God right now?
Hiding behind the sofa.
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How do you define terrorism? Do you agree with the US Code's definition of terrorism? See link to see U.S. Code Title 22, Ch.38, Para. 2656f(d)
The unlawful use of force or violence against persons or property to intimidate or coerce a Government, the civilian population, or any segment thereof, in furtherance of political or social objectives.
This works for me.
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Does your Christmas tree have a color theme?
It's green.
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True, or not? What liberals think of conservatives: Conservatives are a bunch of Hummer-driving, meat-eating, gun-toting, hard-drinking, Bible-thumping, black-and-white-thinking, fist-pounding, shoe-stomping, morally hypocritical blowhards.
Sounds like a character from a sit-com.
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Why is it that so-called Intelligent people from all sides can't or wont see that the Taliban, Al Qaida, and other radical Muslims would be thrilled to be-head each and every one of them no matter how much they negotiate or be nice to them?
Perhaps they lack your in-depth insight into human behavior... Yeah, that must be it.
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Out of 1.4 billion muslims 19 attacked America on 9/11. Judging by the comments on this site and in the media anyone who didn't know better would think that the whole of the muslim world attacked America. Why are we blaming the whole of the muslim world?
unadulterated laziness.
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Which notable person that died struck you the most in 2009?
Bea Arthur used to smack me around quite a bit, but truth to tell, I liked it.
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What is the root cause of all Evil?
Bob
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From today's year, what is 4 score and 7 years ago?
1922
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Is Barack Obama's bow the greatest foreign policy blunder in US history?
Bush senior puked on the emperor of Japan.... Do you REALLLLYYY think these two events compare?
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During the week before the RFK assassination, a motorcade that Robert Kennedy was in ran over a young boy's dog. Kennedy halted the motorcade & talked with this boy. Who was he & where is he today?
The dog was named Rex. He was buried in the backyard next to Snowball and Puff.
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What causes day and night on Earth?
Clocks....
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Name one Mythical creature
Bob the unicorn
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Senate report says bin Laden was within reach in '01 and Rummsfeld refused to send requested forces to corner him? Did Rummy act on orders so the Iraq war could be sold? See LINK:
I wish I could honestly say No...
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To my American friends: On CNN tonight I saw a news program that showed radical Muslim groups protesting in various American cities. They were handing out literature and shouting angrily. What do you think of all this? Please be honest.
Protesting, handing out papers and shouting angrily are the hall marks of an American city. Somewhere, in every city in America, someone is protesting, handing out papers and shouting. 24 hours a day. They're scheduled. We have back ups on call in case some one sick. Protesting, handing out papers and shouting angrily: It's the American way.
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Republicans: Is Sarah Palin really the best you got? That's some pretty weak artillery if you ask me (Remember: Even Howard Stern has had a best selling book. Two of them).
71 % of Americans feel she is not qualified. http://www.politicsdaily.com/2009/10/28/seven-in-10-say-palin-not-qualified-to-be-president/
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Ever had someone, that really ticked you off?
You mean, like, today?
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Why couldn't all the kings horses and all the king men put Humpty Dumpty back together again?
Horses are not know for their fine motor skills or use of tools... the kings men didn't really care, as evident by they're allowing the horses to try in the first place.
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Do you think this kid knows what McCarthyism is?
Have you attended a Tea Party? If you have do you support a new era of McCarthyism? Lastly can you explain how McCarthyism benefited the country and why it we need it now?
I liked his work with the Beatles, but didn't much care for his solo work.
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What photo is the most iconic of Barack Hussein Obama presidency?
This
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Republican Ex-Gov. & Presidential hopeful Mike Huckabee commuted a long prison sentence for Maurice Clemmons who is now suspected in the deaths of 3 police officers and other crimes including child molestation. How will this affect his presidential bid?
Na nah, na na nah nah, hey hey aye, Goodbye.
http://www.talkingpointsmemo.com/archives/2009/11/huckabee.php?ref=fpblg
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Why did the Obama administration claim to have created jobs in Iowa congressional districts that didn't exist?
My understanding is that for auditing purposes, the people who got jobs were asked questions, including which congressional districts they lived in. Some didn't know and guessed. The false information was reported up the chain of command and no one ever notice the mistake.
BFD
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My Gr. 8 son is going off to a 3 day tour of Washington DC with his class. What are the chances the President Obama will personally meet with his class/teacher?
Negligible. There are only so many hours in the day, the President has a job, and thousands upon thousands of tourists visit DC each day.
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George Bush is the punchline, what is the jokes?
George Bush is both the punch line, and the joke.
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How hard is it to give yourself a haircut?
I shave my head. Mach III blades make it easier.
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Do you really believe that 2012 will be the end of the world for us?
No. They found another Mayan Calendar that goes beyond 2012... this one has pictures of frolicking puppies and kitties
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What the hell are you doing here?
I carried the watermelon.
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What is the last thing you want to do on a Saturday morning?
Roseanne Barr
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In attachment to my other question, if you could pick any one person (not yourself) to represent humanity to an alien race, who would it be and why?
Richard Simmons. Anything to get him off planet.
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Should we the people be ok with weather manipulation as part of war tactics? Why should we allow them to paint our skies with barium and aluminum?
Can we supply something, indeed anything, that could prove that this is happening?
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Can you name a word that ends in the letter "s", but is not plural?
access
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How often do you check your postal mail? every day, once a week, a few times a week..
It's not so much an effort.. The mail usually comes before I get home from work so it's a matter of glancing at the mail box as I go in the front door.
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Do you believe that their are still creatures yet to be found in the world today?
They found like 30 new weird ass creatures last week in the rain forests.... Including the vegetarian spider.
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My sewing machine does not have walking foot for quilting (and there is no option of purchasing one) what is a good replacement or should I simply use the standard presser foot?
Pin the hell outa it. The walking foot moves the upper fabric at the same speed as the lower so everything is even. If it's pinned the upper fabric will move with the lower.... But a "walking foot" is like $15.00 at Joann fabrics.
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Does the future exist?
No. It's an abstract concept to describe a possible reality. The future doesn't exist. The past doesn't exist. All that exists is Now. Carpe Doggum... Seize the Dog.
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What part of the body do you consider the sexist?
The play of tendons at the back of the knee.
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So,Republicans: Obama's first fiscal year shows record high spending, see how fiscally irresponsible he is? Libertarians: Actually, 96% of it was Bush's spending. Will right wingers take responsibility for that or keep shouting lies about Obama spending?
Your actually asking if Right Wingers will do the right thing and attribute the lion's share of the debt to Bush, who was in fact responsible for it, or if they will just continue their tried and true tactic of blaming it all on Obama. Come on. What do you think? http://www.cato-at-liberty.org/2009/11/29/defending-obama-again/?123123
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Anyone ever answer a question on answerbag seriously, without using sarcasm or writing wierd answers?
Yes.
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Why do the old VHF TV Channels started with Channel #2? Why not Channel #1?
Channel one was splintered into the Ultra High Frequency (UHF)channels.
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What was the worst relationship you ever had?
Abusive. I later learned that he moved from Florida to New England because of a restraining order and his family's need to protect their good name.
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Since the President was so insistent in pushing through this STIMULUS package, should he not be totally responsible for ensuring that things like this don't happen. . . .
http://www.washingtonexaminer.com/maps/Bogus-jobs-created-or-saved-by-the-Stimulus.
I don't think the President is responsible for 404 errors.
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DHS intercepted a strategy guide for the role-playing game Monsterpocalypse in which players attempt to conquer the planet using “collectible miniatures portraying the most fearsome giant monsters on Earth!” Feel safer now?
They confiscated my Monster Manuel. Fortunately I still have my lucky D20, and my +2 sword of Orc Slaying.
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Who found answerbag and why?
I didn't realize it was lost.
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Is it true:- Life is unfair?
You are born, you are the nicest guy in the world, you die. You are born, you are the biggest jerk in the world, you die. Hardly fair in my opinion.
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ATTEN: ALL CHRISTMAS CELEBRATORS!!!!! Don't you think it would be nice if we could give all of our fellow ABers a "Christmas gift" by sharing a peek of ourselves for, at least, ONE WEEK prior to Christmas; not in our profiles but on our AVATARS?
Thus far my avatars have been a Cartoon character, a villain from a pop culture flick, another cartoon character, an obscene toy, the brit version of the same obscene toy, a Halloween version of the obscene toy, and presently a mildly homo-erotic pen and ink drawing.... I think these, along with the answers, questions and comments I have left give a far better insight into the wonders that is...
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Why can't we just pack our shit and get the hell out of Afganistan?
You broke it... you fix it...
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Is Tiger Woods private life his own business?
Irony alert: By having asked this question you have violated his privacy....
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I heard that pork meat isn't a good food for dog and cat,is it true?
Accepting that the meat has been adequately cooked (and tape worms etc. are all but history anyway) the fibers in pork are "sharp" and will cause cuts and rips along the dog/cat's digestive track... Dogs and Cats were never meant to eat pork. When is the last time you saw a pack of Tabbies taking down a wild boar???? They don't have the enzymes in their digestive tracks...
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Have you ever cheat on exams?
Junior year Chemistry exam. I was in Band and couldn't take the test with the rest of the class because we had graduation rehearsal. The next day two of us had to take the test alone. Teach was two rooms away playing poker with other teachers.... We shared answers blatantly.
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Glenn Beck says of Sarah Palin,"She'd be yapping or something, and I'd say, "I'm sorry, why am I hearing your voice? I'm not in the kitchen." So, will the FAUX news faithful get confused now that Glenn was mean to Sarah? haha
I suspect that the Right has picked up on the sad fact that Mr. Beck isn't the brightest bulb on Broadway. I mean, really, he's a comedian by training. Not a good one, but what can you expect?
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Would Palin be better for us than Obama
Sure: as a door stop, a speed bump, ballast... I'm sure she'd be better at many things....
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Rush suggested West Point soldiers arrest/detain the POTUS? Has he committed a crime? 18 U.S.C. § 2385 : US Code - Section 2385: Advocating overthrow of Government
Rush says lots of stupid things. I think he damaged some brain cells with all his drugs... Personally I think he is more to be pitied than censured. http://www.examiner.com/x-4383-Portland-Progressive-Examiner~y2009m11d26-Politics-or-sedition-Rush-Limbaugh-calls-for-military-coup
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The sewage water from toilets and city sewers gets treated and pumped right back into your home, how does this make you feel?
Content in the knowledge that though this may happen elsewhere, it doesn't happen here....
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Who is Satan posing as in the world?
Bob.
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Is it legal for a company to change the Holiday pay without notifying the workers first and if the workers have it stated in their contracts that no changes will be made for 2 years?
If it is stated in the contract that no changes can be made, and there is nothing else in the contract that contradicts it, No.
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Have you ever felt like "I want to break free"?
Only while vacuuming and wearing a black leather mini skirt
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Is true behind the mask of the clown's smile lies sadness?
In at least one case it concealed a serial killer...
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Will you be having a good Thanksgiving or is it already set up for misery and/or failure?
The bird has been in the oven for half an hour and already the house is a sauna.
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If you wear glasses or contact lenses which eye is the worst left or right? And is there much difference between each eye?
My left eye is decidedly weaker than my right.
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If your gran became president tomorrow, what policy changes should we expect?
Equal rights for Zombies? Everyone gets a morbidly obese poodle? Smoke 'em if you got 'em?
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Why are the British so annoying?
They're not. It's just that everyone else is just so foreign....
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Why have alligators and crocodiles changed the least in evolution?
No need. They are effective killing/eating machines... Sharks are also "unevolved" but they function fine in their environment.
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Is there any hope that we can educate the current United States population in the principles of Jeffersonian government?
Possibly, if you incorporate it into a reality program, featuring dancing celebrities with lots of kids, racing to survive on a desert island and theme night musical numbers.
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Was the Virginia Tech shooting an instance of terror under Bush's watch? Why does Fox want to classify these things differently for Fort Hood?
Because "We did not have a terrorist attack on our country during President Bush's term" http://mediamatters.org/mmtv/200911240056
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If I let you do this to me will you still respect me in the morning?
You are mistaken in your assumption that I respect you now.
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Illuminati - Fact Or Fiction?
Why can't it be both?
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Why is it when a christian get's into a debate with atheist,it usually ends in atheist mocking and insulting christians beliefs?If you say you don't,check out the christians on here's question and answer's.Insults every where.
I'd say it ends the opposite way, with the christians playing the victim card. Sorta like what you're doing with this question.
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Did "Good Morning America" make the right decision in canceling Adam Lambert's live performance?
I don't know. I didn't see the video, you tube has pulled the video, and every radio show keeps talking about it. I feel so out of touch.... gonna go off and live with the Amish.
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What Christmas song are you most tired of hearing?
Paul McCartney's "a Wonderful Christmas Time".... I just HATE that song... I don't know the words... I don't care... it's just a little engine that grinds over and over and over.....
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Do people use a shortened or cutsey version of your name that really bugs you?
My name is Peter, not Pete, not Petey.... My friend is Rob ( Not Bob, not Robby, not Robert, not Bobby).
We occasionally hang out with James. (not Jim, Jimmy, Jamey...)
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What makes you a 5 star chick?
a ten star scale....
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During the Industrial Revolution what led to the massive migration of people from farms to cities?
Jobs: Specifically a job where you were not always living at the peril of the weather.
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Can opposites really attract?
every proton needs it's electron
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Do you stuff your Turkey with stuffing?
No. Stuffing adds mass, increases cooking time, and causes the bird to be dry. I prepare stuffing and actually bake it before serving, but not in the bird.
I also heard that it results in bacteria transfer, and even if you cook the stuffing in the bird you should remove it after cooking. Too much trouble.
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Atheist people, why do you hate on people that do believe in a higher power such as God?
I don't. I am annoyed when people push their religion on me, when they try to attribute everything to their religion, and when they try to have the laws of the land changed to reflect their religion. In this country we have the freedom to practice religion as we choose, and included in that is the right to practice no religion.
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This 1948 cartoon was propaganda back then, but many claim that it was predicting what is to come this year, and in the years that follow. After watching it, do you agree or disagree? Why or why not? Please share your thoughts on this.
It's still propaganda.
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I wear no jewelry...anyone else?
Nor do I. My skin/sweat is very acidic and anything metal on my body (except for 24K gold) starts to corrode and cause a rash. My glasses have plastic frames.
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Do you think the "do you think the world will end in 2012" questions will end in 2012?
Hell no... Come 2013 people will be asking why didn't the world end on 2012.... or did we get the date wrong.. or did the Gregorian calendar not match up with the mayan... or did Bob do that... or who is this bob person anyway.... ?
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Is life an empty box...or a Pandora's box?
It's more like a litter box.
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I hate no one...do you?
I refuse to extend energy on negative people....
except Bob. I hate Bob.
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Fill in the blank:OMG!It's a______________!I'm so scared!!
A Saran Palin supporter..
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When did they stop making LP's?
They didn't... many companies are still pressing vinyl.
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What is your weapon of choice in a food fight :)?
Mashed potatoes... they have the heft and consistency for throwing, but splatter nicely on impact.
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True or False, you sometimes wish you were taller?
No. I'm OK where I am....
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Look around, what is the first purple thing you see?
Nothing... Not one purple thing in the room.
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I have $10.00...how much is that in dog dollars?
I think it's $70... a 1:7 ratio....
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Do you believe dog watches over you, even when you're asleep?
I'm embarrassed when dog watches me in the shower.
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How would you describe "Sarah Palin" in one word?
"Yawn"
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Why is Robert Byrd still in the Senate given his poor health?
people voted for him...
It's not as if he got old over night. His constituents knew he was old, and yet, they chose to re-elect him. I suspect they felt he was the best choice available to them.
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Do you think Margaret Thatcher and Ronald Regan did the Nasty dance? Aquarius and Libra very hot in bed..What do you think?
Um.. Aquarius and Libra.. Hot....? Nope.
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How old is the search for the basic building blocks of nature?
It will be 21 next week. We're taking it out for drinks after work.
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President Bush screamed "Stop throwing the Constitution in my face, it’s just a goddamned piece of paper!" Can you think of a better way to disrespect America?
Electing a man who thinks the constitution is just a piece of paper.
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Will Sarah Palin's book tour jumpstart a political movement?
Unlikely. Though I don't doubt the woman in question has ambitions for something bigger, I see this as a lagging effort. The wave has passed and is petering out. Her core, the Tea Bag groups are polarized and are splintering. 45% of Republicans thing she is unfit for presidency, so it is unlikely she's gonna be a King maker... Her support in the last election didn't do any good....
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Are you a morning person or not?
I start work at 3 AM... You tell me.
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AFTER HAVING A BIOPSY WILL IT MAKE MY
Caps lock key lock up? Yes!
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Atheists a question for you. Imagine that it is 12/21/2012 and surprise, the Mayans were right and the world is about to end, do you go down in a blaze of glory or pray as ask God to forgive your ignorance?
My understanding is that they found a second Mayan calendar that goes beyond 2012... and this one has pictures of frolicking puppies and kittens.
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Are you the type of person to get up and sing kareoke?
Karaoke is a Japanese word for Public Humiliation....
I'm more the kinda person who gets up and Leaves when others get up to sing.
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Do you believe dog is a loving dog?
The slobber attacks are proof enough.
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If I said, "I am God" can you prove me wrong?
No, but I wouldn't start worshiping you either.
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I'm a divorcee and I've taken a vow of chastity until marriage (or at least definite commitment). Is this a normal or even healthy thing? sidenote: Certainly it has helped with my emotional state, but men are men.
"A vow of chastity has the moral equivalent of starving oneself to death"
I don't know who said it.. it was one of the women from the Algonquin Round Table.. I'm thinking Dorothy Parker.
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Do you believe that ACORN is in part responsible for our economic collapse. I used to be a home builder and sold hundreds of homes to people who could not afford them. ACORN made it possible.
Acorn isn't a lender. How are they to blame exactly?
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Should TeaBagger be the New Oxford American Dictionary's word of the year?
First reported use of Tea Bag as a verb in the context of protesting.... Used by, a protester....
http://washingtonindependent.com/31868/scenes-from-the-new-american-tea-party
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Can the assistant manager of a fast food retsaurant throw throw temper tantrums and leave whenn ever he wants
My experience has been that employees at a fast food restaurant are about as disposable as the napkins. It doesn't pay well and the quality people hired generally reflects that.
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Why was I in a penalty box? what does that mean? how did I get in there?
They keep bunnies in there... evil bunnies...
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Is there anything "not good" that you would say about your Mom?
My mother was the hands down all time world champion at mental and verbal abuse. She tag teamed with my father who did the physical abuse.
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What are phantom smells a sign of?
Um... they could be a symptom of a mild stroke.... Call your Dr....
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Why is a 108-year-old vampire still in college?
Not necessarily a student... possibly an exhibit in the schools archeology department.
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What is your pilgrim name?
Gilbert Mullins
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I see moongrim is the new category expert in Religions.How can an atheist be an expert about religions?Wow that says alot about this site.
I spent 12 years being "educated" in the Catholic faith. I took classes, wrote papers and passed tests based on what I "learned". I was awarded a scholarship based on my "education"... I refused it. I am an Atheist, and I am quite knowledgeable about religion.
One need not be a bug to be an expert on entomology.
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Does this explain a lot?
Appears everyone who answered got the big DR...
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Are signs that say "Pray for Obama Psalm 109:8" a lovely sentiment? Are they another fine example of Christian love? Hardly, "Let his days be few; and let another take his office, Let his children be fatherless, and his wife a widow" Thoughts?
Even the devil can quote scripture for his own purposes.
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Need to make a jingle that is catchy and is about fireproof phones
Is there a problem concerning phones catching fire I was unaware of? What the Hell has Barak Obama been doing, wasting all this time with the economy, foreigners, health care, when all this time we were in danger of our phones catching fire! and what about the children? Children use phones to call their grandparents! What about the Children! Won't someone think about the children!!!
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Do i look like a could be lesbian?
How did you end up in THIS category????
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Don't you think the whole concept of the pledge of allegiance is un-American? Shouldn't we pledge allegiance to the Constitution and leave it to the subjects of monarchies to pledge allegiance to a flag?
I always wondered why we pledged to the flag first, and the country second.....
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Do you have any Native American heritage?
1/8th on my father's side, but the linage is totally messed up. The grandparents were poor and all of them were immigrants so their is no paper trail.
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Are you proud of being an atheist? What makes you so?
Duplicate http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1821351
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Have you ever had a pie bubble over in the oven while baking it? Makes a REAL MESS!
I always put a cookie sheet under the pie pan, just in case.
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The duct-tape is hindering my breathing, and this rope is burning my wrists, what should I do?
Do you remember the safe word? Starts with a T.... Rhymes with Momatoe.....
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I thought Sarah Palin's 15 minutes were already up. Who are the people buying this lady's book? Is it you?
Because she has a core following who worship her... I don't get it, but hey...
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What's the difference between political indoctrination and forcing children to recite the pledge of allegiance in grade school?
Forcing a kid to pledge is illeagal.... Indoctrination is still leagal.
West Virginia State Board of Education v. Barnette (1943)
In West Virginia State Board of Education v. Barnette, the Court reversed a 1940 decision that said it was constitutional for a school to compel students to salute the flag.
Three years after it had decided that Jehovah's Witnesses could be forced to...
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What do you all think of Levi Johnson? I do not think he is all that, I am tired of seeing and hearing him.
He is the Kato Kaelin of the new Millennium.
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Please tell me the differece between these two.I am an English learner.
1:I must focus on it.
2:I must be focused on it.
Are they both the same?
Similar, but not the same. "I must focus on it" is active/present tense. "I must be focused on it" Can be active/present tense, but could be future tense. "I have a driving test tomorrow and I must be focused on it".
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Does anyone know of a good; Goodbye, good riddance, thank God your gone, don't let the door hit you people in the ass song?
Would I lie to you?
Would I lie to you?
Would I lie to you, honey?
Would I say something that wasn't true?
I'm asking you sugar,
would I li-i-ie to you?
My friends know what's in store.
I don't need him anymore.
I've packed my bags.
Cleaned the floor.
Watch me walking, walking out the door.
Believe me. I'll make it, make it.
Believe me. I'll...
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Would you assume that someone with the username of killdrphil has mental issues?
I assume everyone I meet has mental issues. It saves time. When I'm bored I work up complete diagnosis and a course of treatment.
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If you had 20 seconds in a mall with every imaginable shop where you could take anything, what would you take and from what shop? (bare in mind only 20 seconds!)
The bank.
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Will you be picking up Sarah Palin's new pulp fiction novel? (see link)
I don't have much time for reading fiction... And wouldn't waste time on Bad fiction.
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Has anyone ever been to New England
Every day of my life...
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What is love?
soft and squishy....
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Which animal cannot jump?
Mrs. Wilkins. It's sad really.
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Do you think Sarah Palin is a victim of the media or does she exploit the media to enhance her exposure, or is it a combination of both?
two words: Media Whore
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Who is the Antichrist at the End Times?
Alexander
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How do atheism and spirituality mix?
Like Vinegar and Water
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I was doing a little soul searching the other day and found 2 pairs of shoes I'd forgotten about. God at work?
He does work in mysterious ways.
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Do you live in fear of Friday the 13th?
I have enough "real" things to worry about....
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Which singer did you hear and thought were the opposite sex to their real sex? (I thought Tracy Chapman was male)
When I was a senior in High School, some friends and I hiked school, and drove down to Boston to wander the city and have fun. We wandered, poked into shops, walked through Faneuil Hall, and did the tourist thing. They had street performers back then, and I remember a young man sitting in a door way playing guitar and singing. I stopped to listen, and it was only after the song ended I realized...
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Will they ever make a time machine?
I did, two years from now. Wanna borrow it?
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What's something that you've had "sugar coated"?
Jelly donuts
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Why hasn't Barack Obama described the Fort Hood shooting as a terrorist attack?
One disgruntled and possibly psychotic worker going postal does not a terrorist attack make.
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Why do people assume that the 10 year-old who is refusing to stand during pledge of allegiance to protest unequal treatment of gays is being manipulated by parents? Do you think he thought of that on his own?
My understanding is he has family friends who are gay, and the kid has participated in gay pride events. At 10 years of age, I was arguing separation of Church and State with my fifth grade teacher (Sister Mary Harrington).
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With Cheney and Palin out of government, who are the oil industry's most effective remaining shills in power?
Out of office doesn't mean out of politics, and certainly doesn't mean out of the public eye.
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What's something that you've had "sugar coated"?
mini wheats
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Do you know of any rap songs that advocate violence towards women?
I can honestly say I know of No rap songs that advocate violence toward women, because I'll be damned if I can understand a single thing they are saying, and I just change the station when a rap song starts.
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Of all the things i've lost,i miss my________the most
mind
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People talk about people all the time. How do you deal with the fact that people talk about you when you are not there, and it may not all be positive?
I am so painfully boring, I doubt people notice when I leave the room, never mind talk about me.
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John Muhammad, the Beltway Sniper, was executed. Thoughts?
He wasn't the trigger man. Don't know if you can call him the "sniper".
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Does "Political Correctness" have any blame in the Military not acting on the signals from Maj. Hasan before his terrorist actions at Fort hood?
It's just as likely that because the military is over extended, and people in his position/with his training are few and far between, the powers that be turned a blind eye to some obvious clues.
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Should the US take over Mexico, since they all want to live in the US, why don't we just take it over? Their government is corrupt and useless, perhaps it would be benefical for us to make it a state. What are your thoughts?
Mighty big paint brush you're using there. Did all the Mexicans personally contact you to share this information? Or are you just talking out yer ass?
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How come when i use a weed eater I shake like a 90 year old man the rest of the day.
Possibly you Are a 90 year old man?
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Can you quote something from Dr. Suess?
Cages Cost Money
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What does this quote mean: "Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one."?
I always thought reality was a primitive means of crowd control gone horribly awry.
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FOX news debunks Sarah Palins claims about the new dollar coin! Moving"In God We Trust"to the rim is not godless disturbing trend brought about by the Obama admin. but one approved by a republican administration. Has Hell frozen over? Thoughts?
I'm not sure how I feel... If Fox actually becomes "Fair and Balanced".... What will I do? I mean, it was easy enough to know where I should stand on any given issue without doing any research.... If Fox was for it, I was against it.... Now I don't know what to believe... very dizzy... headaches... If anyone needs me I'll be lying down in a dark, cool room....
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Is ugliness also in the eye of the beholder?
Beauty is in the eye of the beholder, ugly is in the left kidney.
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Why doesnt the Democratic Party align itself with the Democrates of 100 years ago...they were truly for he workers....These Democrates in office a truly a joke. what are your thoughts on them?
Better than the alternative.
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All the young voters that voted for OBama you will have to pay a hefty price for healthcare, you will have the bulk of the responsibity of paying..How do you feel now?
Well as the Congressional Accounting Office says it will not only be deficit neutral, it will actually help lower the deficit, I'm pretty OK with it.
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The Fort Hood shooter was a known radical, Muslim first then an American second. Is it time to stop being so F'en PC and screen ppl without fear of beling labled a racist?
Muslim is a religion, not a race.
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I think the australians have a great immigration law?
I do?
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If the US deports the family of the Fort Hood shooter, will it be a deterrent against future terrorists attacks? After all, a lot of US families were affected.
As the alleged shooter (hasn't been proven in a court of law) was an American, and his family are Americans, where would you propose we deport them to?
"After all, a lot of US families were affected." Yes.... His American family as well.
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Is it wrong for both parents & children to bathe together nude?
It's a cultural thing.
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Why does god have more problems with people having sex with one another then with people killing one another?
Dammed fine question. How about " Why do people have more problems with people having sex with one another then with people killing one another?"
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What is so retarded about this this comment of Sarah Palin : "They're our next door neighbors and you can actually see Russia from land here in Alaska, from an island in Alaska." Compare to Tina Fey's : "And I can see Russia from my house".
Because Palin was trying to boost her alleged International Experience, by saying one can see Russia from Alaska. Specifically an uninhabited (uninhabitable) rock off the coast of Alaska. This is on par with saying "I like french culture, especially their fries". The worst part is Alaska boarders Canada, and as Governor of Alaska she actually had dealings with the Canadian government,...
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My aunt delivered a baby boy on Sunday. She wanted to name her son Hussein after our great leader, but then again she decided to name the boy Hasan after all. What is goin on?
Insanity runs in your family?
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Why does Obama's private parallel shadow government of Czars exist without advice and or consent of US Senate, as required by our sweet Constitution of freedom and what purpose such cabinet of Komissars-Czars is destined to acvhieve?
The Czars (a ceremonial title at best)are advisers with specialization in different areas and topics. They have the President's ear, but no official powers. No shadow government.. no powers... just paranoia on your part I fear.
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Omg i'm hungry now and there's no ice cream ~ why ~ why is there no ice cream !?
And Rum! Why is there no Rum!!!?
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What can I add to my tomato soup to make it even better?
Blue cheese.
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The last time you used flour, what were you making?
rue to thicken the stew.
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If I started my sandwich with a soft onion roll and added rare thin-sliced roast beef.....what else would you add to it?
mustard and a slice of Bermuda onion.
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Any suggestions on what I should put in my crockpot today for dinner later?
I made a real nice beef stew in my crockpot today.
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What is the difference between a psychiatrist and a psychologist?
The ability to prescribe drugs. A Psych is first and foremost a Medical DR with advanced training in Mental illness. A Psychologist doesn't have the medical training.
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Do you ever use "various" teas for medicinal purposes? If so. . . . . WHICH teas and for WHAT ailment?
I don't remember the source... a character from a book said "You American's associate drinking tea with health. I assure you, we Brits drink tea daily and we still get ill." I stand by that.
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Once upon a time, there were a King and Queen who lived in a palace. One day, the King discovered________? Finish this thought.
a door, so he left.
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What makes you get really bent out of shape?
Yoga
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Did the Smurfs live in a communist community?
I think technically it was a hive.
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This article says "every major mass shooting over the past two decades, since anti-depressant drugs became popular, the killer has been on SSRI’s serotonin reuptake inhibitors" Do you think prescription drugs are a significant factor in these actions?
"every major mass shooting over the past two decades, since anti-depressant drugs became popular, the killer has drank water and breathed air"
not necessarily cause and effect....
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Why didn't the Fort Hood shooter seek mental health counselling?
Many military personnel choose Not to get mental health counseling because it is recorded on their record. Allegedly it is never "Used" against them, but the belief is that it is held against them regarding promotions and deployment.
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What are the secrets of installing a programmable thermostat?
Step 1: Be Smarter than the thermostat.
having accomplished that, everything else is easy.
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Are hate crimes a good idea?
More a necessary evil. Burning a cross is Not the same as a trash fire. Painting a swastika on a synagogue is Not just vandalism. Some crimes transcend the actual crime and become a message, an act of terrorism against a group, and as such must be treated differently.
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When addressing an envelope to a former president and his wife, what is the proper wording?
President and Mrs. XYZ
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Why do we suffer witches to live when God specifically said not to?
Because we don't live in a theocracy.
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A man hands you a box with a button on it. If you press the button you get 1 million dollars but someone you don't know will die. Do you press the button?
Ya know, I'm not sure what show it was (Outer Limits, Twilight Zone, Tales from the Dark Side) but they Did that story in half an hour, and I get the feeling that expanding the story didn't do it any favors.
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I can only masturbate once a day because my caf and thigh muscles get sore. what can i do to masturbate without putting stress on my legs?
What about this question makes you feel this is the appropriate category? I'm not opposed to the question per say, but "Social Studies"..... Hell masterbation is usually a solo act... not a Social activity at all!
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How many fled Christianity because it didn't make sense. Please explain what it was that caused you to leave.
I am God... I can do anything... I can create matter out of though, create lifeforms of intricate detail and complexities.... nothing is beyond me. I make mankind and they fail... I can do anything, but, in order to "Save" humanity I create a big needlessly complex plot which necessitates being born and killed and coming back to life.
Yeah... makes perfect sense to me.
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How would you get around the problem of former employers being unwilling to give bad references on their former employees
Most places, out of fear of litigation, refuse to say anything other than that you had been employed there.
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What can a woman do to make a guy feel warm and fuzzy?
stop shaving
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Obama Health Care Plan Will Provide Taxpayer-Funded Abortion on Demand, Congressmen Say. Do you think including this was a bad idea on the part of Democrats? See LINK:
A right wing "news" source that quotes two Republicans as the gospel truth, and quotes Obaama but suggests he is lying. Does Fox news know about this?
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Don't go trick or treating tonight or you're going to hell! Also don't downrate with comment or else you;re going to hell :3
And don't wear yellow on Thursday or you're going to hell!
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Why do ppl get loads of points for ridiculous questions like "what colour are your eyes and hair?", arent th points supposed to go to intelligent, informative and thought provoking questions?
Brown/brown, but I shave my head.
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If all the lights went out what would be the first thing you tripped over in your house trying to find a flashlight or candle?
The cat. No doubt about it. I trip over him in broad daylight.
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Daylight Savings Time in the USA ends tonight. When do/did you change your clocks?
Thanx for reminding me.... right about now.
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Are there ANY Atheist ABers who are willing to publicly say, "There's a possibility that I really MIGHT be wrong."? (Usually what I hear is, "I can't ever be wrong, about Gawd.")
There's a possibility that I really MIGHT be wrong
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Why are mexicans so loud on their cell phones and why do they talk in spanich? It's sooooo annoying and rude.
spanich?
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When did Halloween become more about the scantily-clad than the scary?
In many cases scantily-clad is scary.
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Good, nasty Halloween prank? I want the most nasty (but realistic) prank you can give me! I'll record it on my phone and upload it for you.
I drive a truck/deliver to franchise restaurants. One of them had a motion detector candy dish.... the kind that move and make noise. OK, entering a dark store in the middle of the night is kinda creepy to begin with. I jumped two feet when the thing went off. My revenge: before I left I relocated it to the inside of their walk in fridge.... It went off when the door was open, and the light...
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How many trick or treaters have you gotten so far?
Zip, zilch, nil, nadda, none....
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Halloween of 2009 are your trick or treaters having to walk through snow?
We had snow two weeks ago... today it was in the low 70s.
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Did you have a little visitors for candy as I did today?
His name is Bob and he's the plumber. And though technically a dwarf, he prefers to be called a little person.
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If you were going to a Halloween party, what would you wear?
I'm gonna carry a Chinese menu and a Pina Colada and constantly primp my hair.... A Whooooo!
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Who will be spending time with their S/O watching scary movies tonight? And what will you be watching?
The Vicar of Dibley
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Its almost dark and the porch light is on but not one trick or treater, am I just being impatient?
Trick or treating was last Sunday here.
Total kid count: 0
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Is anybody going to celebrate Devil's Night?
I've been up since 2 AM... I'm off to bed soon.
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Justify this sentence: A girl's girl friend is boy friend of a boy's boy friend.
It doesn't make sense. The second girl appears to change gender halfway through the sentence.
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Why must parents micromanage their kids?
People who are stressed about the chaos of the world take refuge in controlling what they can.
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HOW CAN I CHOOSE A BEST FRIEND?
Please stop shouting...
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One of my life's goals it to write a bestselling ficitional story. But there is a problem, the main character's adventures take him to places I've never been to. How do I write about places I've never been to?
Make them someplace No one has even been to. Narnia, Mars, Middle Earth, Disk World, Hogwarts.....
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Clemente of FOX says about his network"It's astounding the White House cannot distinguish between news and opinion programming," Is it nice to see FOX admit that they air opinion and not news? Thoughts?
When it comes to Fox and logic, I cannot compute because they bend terms and alter reality to meet their whims. Fortunately we have Jon Stewart. Jon can explain anything. http://videocafe.crooksandliars.com/scarce/fox-sake
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If we conservatives are so "crazy" has you liberals claim,why is someone from your mentally challenged hord shooting at Lou Dobbs' home?
Wow... So, obviously you KNOW who shot at the house. If you didn't you couldn't make such an extreme statement unless you are talking out your ass. And since withholding information about a criminal investigation is itself a crime, please report to the local police department and turn yourself in.
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At what age would you say you stopped acting childish and acted like an adult?
I'll let you know.
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If you liberals are so into being "politically correct" why is one of your worthless senators calling an opponet a whore?
Rep. Alan Grayson said late Tuesday that it was inappropriate for him to call Federal Reserve advisor Linda Robertson a "K Street whore" during an interview last month on the "Alex Jones Show," a syndicated talk radio program.
Robertson is a former top Enron lobbyist and Clinton administration adviser who was hired by Fed Chairman Ben Bernanke to help with congressional...
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Even under Anarchy are there still rules?
Never wear white after Labor Day.
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Is it possible that Bush is mainly responsible for 9-11 because he set off the lunatic fringe with his two wars and cowboy politics?
You are aware that 9/11 happened Before the two wars, aren't you?
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What text(s) have you found published in religious books (e.g. Torah, Bible or Quran) that you consider to be morally wrong, uncivilized or inhumane?
The old testament is a collection of instructions when/where/ and how to kill.... and the new testament is the story of one victim that climaxes with a death by torture.
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Is cod on your side?
Thyme is on my side.
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Why do people assume if you read the Bible or that if you are Christian, that you cannot think for yourself? (Please read my answer below for more about this question)
Maybe because so many vocal bible reading Christians cannot think for themselves. If they read the bible, they took nothing from it, and instead regurgitate the same old same old that we've all heard from the Religious right for decades..... Heaven forbid you ask them a legitimate question about their faith.... If they cannot answer with a biblical quote, they can't answer.
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Who stole the mustard?
Frank Furter
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Could someone explain to me, OBJECTIVLY and without name calling, what the big controversy over "Acorn" is? What exactly is the purpose of this organization? I usually keep up on current events. However, I do not know anything about the Acorn group.
ACORN registered a lot of poor, disenfranchised minorities to vote. Many of these people statistically vote Democrat.
That, in a nut shell, is ACORN's crime.
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Can cod save your sole?
Are you fishing for points, chum?
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I haven't sewn in years and am having problems with too much thread coming out of the bobbin. One side of my stitching is nothing but a large clump of thread. How do I correct this? I have no manual on my machine to refer too. Help!
Is the clump on the top or the bottom? If it's on the bottom ( as I'd suspect) the problem might be that you haven't threaded the machine correctly, or that the TOP tension needs to be adjusted. Also make sure you are using a thread designed for a machine, not a specialty thread.
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I have a brand new sewing machine and I'm just learning. Whenever I start to sewing, the fabric has to already be under the needle or I get birdnesting underneath. In other words I can never start at the very edge of the fabric. What am I doing wrong?
You need the fabric to between the foot and the dogs. For this you need the dogs to be as far forward as possible, so the needle must be in it's lowest position. If this doesn't solve the problem, you can always flip the fabric and resew to the edge, or use the reverse feature on your machine.
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I bought a used Activa 145 Bernina 8 years old. The thread on the top is great but the stitch on the bottom is a straight line, doesn't meet the top thread where it should. Tension, should I mess with it? What should I do? Thanks, Elaine
Agreeing with others: Be sure you have it threaded correctly. If that doesn't stop the problem, using scraps, gradually adjust the top tension. The bottom tension is a screw and rarely (if ever) needs to be adjusted.
Also, just for kicks, try using a different thread. My machine hates a particular brand of thread... don't know why.
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What is the difference between UK slang and US slang?
In the US it's illegal to suck on a fag indoors.
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Are you sick of seeing certain questions on AB? if so which ones?
Ye gawds.. grab the nearest book and turn to page blah blah freakin blah.... Will this pill I found make me pregnant? Who do you most want me to be naked with???
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Does it have any effect when our Government officials call terrorists cowards? That has been the response lately.
Meh... it doesn't hurt.
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Can you name something you love about your country other than "freedom"?
I like pudding.
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Why is Athiesm under religion on AnswerBag... sorry this just doesn't make sense to me.
Religion is an umbrella term for "belief system". Replace religion with belief system, and it makes perfect sense.
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On a scale of 1 to 10 how annoying are you?
You tell me.
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Is it really possible to prove a negative?
When I am asked by believers to "prove He/She does not exist"
In logic, it is not possible to prove a negative.
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What action if any should be taken against Andre Agassi following his admission that he used crystal meth?
Personally I will boycott reading his book....
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Where you live do you have to turn your clocks back an hour this Sunday?
Yes.... and frankly I like ANYTHING that gives me an extra hour of sleep....
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Apple juice or orange juice?
Apple juice is (for the most part) nutritionally void. Nothing but calories really. OJ has vitamins.
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I think I might be in a whole lot of Trouble! What should I do?
Use the insanity defense... the world is your witness!
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I just ran out of questions to ask the Population of Sillyville? Now what will I do?
Reuse, renew, recycle....
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It's the Annual Sillyville Auction for Charity Event! It is for Cancer Research! First item up to bid is a smoke session with the cast members of "That's a 70 Show" ..And a personal tour of the set with Leo that High Guy from Cheech and Chong. First Bid?
A bunch of raisins.
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Has anyone seen a little piggy wearing a red hat and gray overalls? And if you see this piggy will you please send him back to Ohio State? Go Buckeyes!
He'll go "Wheeeeeeeeeeee" all the way home.
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Here comes Old Mr Flat Top who comes rolling up slowly with his juju eyeballs..what the heck is he on?
Coca Cola
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I just Love Male Strippers in Banana Hammocks! Do you?(Pictures welcomed)
I prefer tailored boxers.... tight enough to suggest, but not to show.
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What happened to my underwear?
Why are you asking me?
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Name something that you can pop.....
a cap.
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How many friends do you have?
7... maybe 8
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If rain was a flavor what flavor would it be?"
tangerine tea
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Today I have no __________________?
Pants.
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Why they say some celebrities are worth more dead than alive?
Because people are ghouls....
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Can you make a proper sentence using only 3 words?
Wish I could....
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Are all Atheist Darwinian’s?
No, some belong to Mark.
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Athiest: Why do you hate Christians?
Is this the latest version of the "Victim Card"? Anyone who disagrees with me, who might have their own opinion and might be offended when I shove mine down their throat, when I try to get laws rewritten to my liking... These people just out and out hate me. I wonder why?
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Anti-choice organization is selling merchandise celebrating the killing of Dr. Tiller to help pay for his killers defense. Merchandise includes a Army of God manual and a prison cookbook. How can domestic terrorists like this call themselves pro-life?
The "pro life" crowd value human life from conception till birth... after that you're on your own.
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Buzz Aldrin claims a UFO encounter occurred on the Apollo missions. What do you think was seen and do you believe his claims of an alien base on the moon?
I wouldn't call it an Alien base.... moor like a summer house or a camp...a retreat. And the plumbing? Oy.. Don't ask.
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Why do Americans flee from New York? Between 2000 and 2008, the Empire State had a net domestic outflow of more than 1.5 million, the biggest exodus of any state, with most hailing from New York City.
Like the rest of the free world, they can't stand New Yorkers.
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Is the media treating Barack Obama with kid gloves?
Ask Jane Hall
http://crooksandliars.com/john-amato/jane-hall-says-she-quit-fox-because-the
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How much money do you pay for an oil change? (10-26-09)
$20. My mechanic covers the fleet of vehicles at work, and knows me from work, so he charges me exactly the same as he charges the boss.
Beyond that, he has an oil heater in the shop that burns the waste oil he gathers over the year so he's basically charging us cost, and getting his heat for free.
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Why am I so evil why can't I enjoy life why do I have to hate everything and everyone?
Perhaps your thong is too tight.
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What is really at the center of the Earth?
Marshmallow Kreame
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Can you prove to me the world is flat?
Why would I want to?
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What was that alligator doing in the beauty parlor?
Well someone has to keep Donnie Osmond out!
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Why do some people insist on belittling people that have faith in God?
It might have something to do with the fact that some true believers are rude, opinionated, obnoxious and irritating. Add to this they can be smug, self righteous and confrontational.... And lastly, some feel the need to push their faith down your throat by changing the law of the land to embrace their faith.
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How people will know that i am agigolo?
Business cards? Direct mailing?? Billboards????
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If you had a chance 2 change somthing what would it be and why?
I would make it illegal to use numbers in sentences.
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If democracy is supposed to be the right of the majority why are minorities allowed to force there rights on the majority against there will.
The purpose of government is to protect the rights of the minority.... the majority take care of themselves.
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How do you get to sleep quickly?
Closing your eyes and pretending you are asleep...
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Are you comfortabe nude in front of other people?
I'm fine with it... they seam troubled.
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Yes or No, you will stay home to give out candy on Halloween?
Trick or treating was yesterday... I bought a big bag of candy. Had I instead given dollar bills to the trick or treaters, I would have saved money.... Now I'm stuck with a bowl of.. OK half a bowl of... there are still some left.. a big bowl of um... empty wrappers.
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How do you cure being a douche-bag? (I give also my own answer)
Stop drinking vinegar.
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Does it bother you when shops and many people shorten Christmas to X-mas?
The letter X is pronounced Christ in greek.. it's short hand, and in no way a sign of disrespect. Those who have a problem are just showing off their own ignorance.
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What do you think about "pledging allegiance to a flag"? have you thought about it?
What meaning it may have had is completely lost... a homogenized platitude.
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What do you think about this? see link http://www.campaignforliberty.com/blog.php?view=14474
Right wing propaganda/conspiracy theory website that wants me to register... I don't think so.
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Marriage is a man made institution. In the Biblical times you had a partner, not a spouse. Is this true or not? And if this is written in the Bible, where in the Bible is it? Old or New Testament, book and verses.
I would venture to say that "marriage" was a necessity of the species. By walking upright, we free up our hands for tools, and give a better point of view, but prohibits the females from carrying babies on their back the way other primates do. The human's large brain is also a mixed blessing... a child can not fully "mature" in eutero because the head wouldn't...
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Detroit house auction flops for urban wasteland. Why couldn't banks figure out a way to keep homeowners in a property instead of foreclosing and losing everything? See LINK:
From the article, it's not the banks that are responsible, rather it is the city at fault because the houses are being taken for back taxes. I have to think it would have been more economically sound for the city to extend a temporary waiver or a line of credit rather than remove these people from their homes, placing more than a few on some kind of public support.
I agree that allowing...
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As a working class person democracy seems nothing more than an elected dictatorship,what do you think.
As a working class person I see the importance of being educated and voting.
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Are things becoming simpler or more complicated?
Things are becoming more complicated.
People are becoming simpler.
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Are Al Gore and writer Gore Vidal related?
They share 98% of the same DNA.. of course I share 98% of the same DNA with a bumble bee...
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Is Barack Obama dithering on Afghanistan?
Why is stopping and thinking before taking action a bad thing? Especially when their are lives in the balance? Would anyone be happy if he ran around making snap decisions?
Would the people who accuse him of dithering be less likely to accuse him of rushing?
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Can the enemy of your enemy sometimes still be your enemy?
Yeah. I like to think I hate people based on their own merit.
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I have my driving test next saturday. What wierd (or wonderful?) experiences have you had when learning to drive or even during your test?
When you get in the car for the driving part remember to buckle up, and insist that the tester wear his/hers as well.
luv the avatar.
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"In a recent executive order, President Barack Obama banned federal employees from text messaging while driving on government business." Your thoughts?
It's illegal in some states.... It's against company policy to text while driving at my workplace.
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What are the current challenges to the right of religion?
How to convince the American Sheeple that the separation of church and state is an illusion....
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You get to decide who gets the mission to hunt down Osama bin Laden. Who do you choose?
Richard Simmons
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What are relationships like between Thailand and Cambodia?
They never call.. they never write... heaven forbid I should fall and break my hip... oy.
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What was the first meal you cooked all by yourself?
A Hamburger... it was pretty lousy.
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How much did Sam Cooke know about history?
Not much, but then again it wasn't a required course...
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What might you find in a hair salon?
Bob
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What makes a person a fool?
The Hat
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Name a cartoon that has a bear in it?
Grim and Evil
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Why are the Mormons considered, by more mainstream Christians, to be the members of a Christian 'cult'?
Because Mr.Pot, being the elder of the two feels it's his right to call Mr. Kettle "black".
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I have been very naughty today! Okay so what are you going to do about it?
No soup for you!
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J'ever notice that, when Xmas is on a Sunday (if you're in a Christian church) that the congregation NEVER sings "Happy Birthday to You," to Jesus Christ? Why not? If it is his birthday anniversary, shouldn't that be sung to him in church?
When I was a kid, the church had a special "kids's mass" for Christmas. The regular Christmas masses were always so full, getting the kids outa the way was helpful. At this mass we did sing happy birthday... and we had birthday cake after.
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Could you, would you, cheer me up? Please?
This should do it....
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Is Joan Rivers a cyborg?
I thought she was the Anti-Elvis.
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What's love?
Love is but a word that wandered here from pastures green
where it was rarely said or seen and seldom sung.
Innocent enough, it was intended to be used on rare occasions not abused by every tongue.
Rarely has a word been ever taken so in vain.
What little meaning might remain is quickly blurred.
Never has there been so quite exhausted such a term -
Your sighs and syllables confirmed how...
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DID ANYONE EVER GET THE REMOTE TO THE TV STUCK IN THEIR ASS
I'm gonna say that having a remote stuck in your ass might be a just cause to express distress, still, please stop shouting.
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Why would anyone admit to being a Hatemonger? Wouldn't it be smarter to keep quiet, keep in the shadows, stay alone and do your attacks incognito? Identifying yourself with Hate groups...I mean, c'mon...how smart is that?
Sometimes it is more important to find a group of people who share your views. If you have extreme, outside the box whacko beliefs, and you can find someone else who shares your views, well obviously you are right, and those who don't share your views are wrong... and who could be ashamed of that?
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Who would you rather have as a brother in law: Jimmy Carter or Dick Cheney? Why?
Jimmy is less likely to show up drunk at Thanksgiving dinner, and certainly less likely to shoot me in the face.
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Should we as US citizens push for Smaller Gov't. on Federal, State,County and City levels?
Why and Why not?
I do not understand how "smaller" is always better. How about "appropriate" sized government? How about, a government of appropriate size to perform the established function of government?
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Have you ever seen the movie Van Helsing? omg!!!
I was just annoyed that they kept referring to him a "Van" Helsing, as if the word rhymed with man, can, pan, etc... When it should be pronounced as if it rhymed with lawn.
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Burqa Hussein Obama is giving millions to muslim nations for a technology fund. Do you regret voting for him yet?
Oor Galooly - Oct, 24 2009 at 08:15 PM
"I didn`t read the article, I just don`t like Obama because he is a muslim. End of."
Just too funny....
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Can a witness be forced to answer a question in court if doing so might incriminate their spouse?
A spouse cannot be forced to testify. If they could possibly say anything harmful, there is NO way their spouse's council would allow him/her to testify. If the spouse does testify, they can be held as a hostile witness and be required to answer all questions with Yes or No answers. Failing to answer would result in contempt of court and possible imprisonment.
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Here's what I don't get....Cheney and his ilk keep telling us how they kept us safe but 9/11 happened on their watch so how did they keep us safe?
This is on par with a man, having been convicted of killing both his parents asking the judge for leniency because he is an orphan.
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Did you sleep in the nude last night?
I was wearing my fur pajamas.
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Are you built to survive?
In hot climates I'd be dead in a week... in cold climates I would be a king.
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What is something that always makes you smile?
This
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What is your favorite thing/things to collect?
Coffee mugs. I've got over 300
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Have you ever kissed a person of the same sex?
Um... I'm Gay... That's sorta a given.
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Im still married,but i havent been with my husband in over a year i am currently pregnant by another man
42
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Are you randy right now?
No I am Sven. Randy went down the street to the package store to pick up some brews. He should be back soon. You can wait if you want.
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Can you describe yourself in one word using the letter "G"?
InfuriatinG
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What are Your favorite crystals and what do You use them for?
Rose Quartz. I use it to control the weather.
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2012 is a load of crap.... right?
Yeah screw the Mayan Calendar... My desk calendar has NOTHING after December 31st.
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Do you return misaddressed mail sent to you?
Yes I do. Once, a woman left a rather lengthy phone message on my answering machine. Yes, I listened to it... but I called her back and corrected her mistake.
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Would you consider someone having an affair if they are married and just talking to another person of the opposite sex and meeting with them but not having sex and not telling the other partner about it?
Being intimate doesn't require one's genitalia....
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What's the strangest coincidence that ever happened to you?
My horoscope said I would come into unexpected money... that day I got my pay check and there was a two hundred dollar mistake (in my favor) in it. Obviously my boss noticed and was all set to adjust it the next week. That night my boss was in a bind and really needed me to take one for the team. He said he would do (almost) anything. I suggested he "forget" to fix my paycheck... He...
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Who found the first diamond?
Bob.
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Have you ever know someone who committed suicide?
Yes... a beautiful young woman who appeared to have everything going right for her took her own life for reasons I will never understand?
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Don't you hate it when people are just keep saying the same thing over and over with different words?Doesn't it just annoy you how people just reword their questions but ask the same thing?Does it get on your nerves when people repeat themselves again...
Are you suggesting that I am redundant? That I repeat myself? That I say the same thing over and over again??
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Are Mormons allowed to use sex toys?
Dude... they're not allowed to drink coffee because caffeine is a stimulant... what do YOU think?
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Athiest: why do you keep answering religious questions when religion doesn't adhear to you?
Because prior to becoming an agnostic, I was indoctrinated heavily, and am quite knowledgeable on some aspects of religion.
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What made you lose faith in the human race?
Bob.
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Your own personal Jesus, someone to hear your prayers, someone who cares?
Not really a question here, now is there?
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I WANT TO KNOW THIS I AM 39 YEARS OLD AND I AM IN LOVE WITH A 51 YEAR OLD MAN IS THERE ANY THING WRONG WITH THAT.
please stop shouting....
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Reagan meets with the Taliban 1985 and says, "These gentlemen are the moral equivalents of America's founding fathers." What are your thoughts on this?
"Well,,, There you go again"
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Is it true that a passenger on board a plane shortly after 9/11 was detained and imprisoned as a terrorist because he left his seat to use the lavatory on final descent into Washington DC?
Has the decided ring of an urban legend....
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If the Rich keep getting rich because they make intelligent decisions and the Poor keep getting poorer because they continue to make stupid decisions, who would you rather have run this contry: Rich or Poor?
Your logic is flawed.
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How has search and seizure changed since 1789?
Search is up 12%, seizure down 22%, but we expect it to rally in the last quarter.
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How many Czars will it take for obama to eliminate the Senate and Congress, and give him complete dictatorship over the United States? He currently has 32, and some are devout communists, or worse.
Just for reference Czar is a nick name for advisers on a particular subject. They are outside the chain of command, have no real power other than they have the President's ear, and are less a threat to the congress and the constitution than, I dunno... puppies.
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Are you taller than your parent of the same gender?
I am the tallest person in my extended family. It was quite surreal, at my mother's funeral... with all of them gathered, I was easily 3 inches taller than the closest person.
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What place can you think of that is way colder than those mountains in Central Asia or Siberia during their coldest winters? (It could be on earth or anywhere in outer space).
This place is so cold that it makes High Asia/Siberia literally a paradise.
The Top of Mount Washington, home of some of the most extreme weather conditions on earth.
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What disease did cured ham actually have?
Swine flu.
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Why do you have to 'put your two cents in'... But it's only a 'penny for your thoughts'? Where's that extra penny going to?
Still funding the Iran Contras.
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Did Lil Wayne really sell his soul to the devil?
It's more of a time share arrangement.
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When is a Vulcan not a Vulcan?
When it's ajar!
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How to quickly and painlessly kill yourself?
Impossible... even if you don't feel any pain,those you left behind will be in agony.
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What is another word for thesarus? I have a paper due next week.........
A paper on paleontology?
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Is there an actual struggle between good and evil?
More like a love hate relationship.
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How can I convince my Christian girlfriend that self-pleasure is a sin and she must stop?
Well, you'd have to start by convincing me that it's a sin....
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Snickers or milky way?
Milky Way.. not a fan of peanuts.
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What would be a stupid answer to this question?
Not today, I'm waxing my floor.
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What shows on Adult Swim do you NOT like?
Any live action shows.... I know it's all tongue in cheek, but they just suck.
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'Playing nice' as children is an admirable trait, but a weakness in adults, agree or disagree?
By the time one is an adult, it shouldn't be necessary to "play" nice. One should "BE" nice.
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What would be a stupid answer to this question?
Pie!
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My house is currently covered in hundreds of ladybugs. Will they do any damage, or are they just a nuisance?
My Grandmother was abducted by lady bugs.... they even cashed her pension checks... Stupid Lady Bugs.
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Take this political quiz. It will tell you whether you are a liberal, conservative, for big gov't or a libertarian: http://www.theadvocates.org/quiz.html -- How did you score?
Almost as revealing as your average fortune cookie...
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Albania is pressuring India to hand over the body of Mother Theresa. What are your thoughts?
absolute indifference.
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Is it a good day to just lay in the grass and look at the clouds?
F NO! It's freezing out there.
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To me this is a pretty simple site, but why is it that so many people cant even ask a question as a question...how hard is it people to ask a question instead making a statement or something the even resembles a question?
Because people don't want answers, they want to be able to state their opinion and have everyone agree with them? Slapping a question mark on the end of a statement doesn't make it a question?
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Why do you have to 21 to drink but 18 to sign up for the military?
Because Young people don't vote. Old people love to vote, and they want young people to join the army and avoid alcohol.
Old people just suck.
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What three words describe how you feel about the state of the world?
Four Days Left.
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The obama administration is making an enemies list like Nixon?
How long until obama goes down like Nixon did, in ruin and humiliation?
Is "The obama (sic) administration is making an enemies list like Nixon?"
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What are 72 virgins
A local punk band trying to get some press... their first CD didn't suck.
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As a christian,did the bible teach us that for christmas that we are allowed to put christmas tree?
Sorry, but the Christmas tree is a druidic ritual usurped by Christians, along with the date of christmas (the solstice) and any other number of holiday traditions... Basically it was an short hand way of converting pagans to their faith. Take all the bells and whistles associated with pagan holidays and change their names.... and huzzah! Christmas.
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Where would you consider to be a wrong place to be looking for love?
Family Reunion.
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Have you heard about "TY?" He's only 2, and he's gonna be murdered, unless someone helps him. Do you know of anyone who can? [Please click the link, for details about him.]
No link... Oops.. just showed up.
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Thursday 22 Oct 2009, the government will be deciding on neutrality and regulation of the internet. This could mean regulation of speach, serfing, communication.
How concerned are you?
OK: I think you need to do some homework. Net Neutrality has nothing to do with free speech, surfing or communication. It has to do with how your ISP handles data, content etc. from it's competitors.
Example: Comcast is a video/media company and downloading a movie/TV show etc online is in direct competition with them, so they have taken to intentionally slowing down the transfer speed...
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If your a rebel-name your cause
Animal Cruelty. I'm in favor of it.
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Which cookbooks do you use most often?
She never used one. My mother knew how to boil almost everything....
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Has the sound of your Alarm clock become one of your most hated sounds?
I despise the sound of my alarm clock... and I so very hate it when they use it as a sound effect in commercials on the radio.
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What is the biggest turn-off about seafood?
It refuses to share it's real feelings.
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There are only 2 types of eating utensils people use, either chop sticks or knife and fork. True or False?
Often the food is the utensil... ever eat salsa without a chip?
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Would you get a Michelle Obama action figure?
I could put it on the shelf next to my George W Bush inaction figure.
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Do you think Glenn Beck is the modern Thomas Paine?
I think Beck is the contemporary Clara Peller.
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Why does the Department of Justice reject Georgia’s system of using Social Security numbers and driver’s licenses to check whether voters are citizens? Since it's the DOJ, shouldn't they be making sure people follow the law and be citizens?
I doubt the DOJ is rejecting the goal, but using the SS number for this purpose is illegal. The SS number is not intended to be used as a form of ID and one is not legally provided to show it to anyone other than the government and an employer (solely for Tax purposes).
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Rush Limbaugh Claims that "his sacking is an example of the political clout held by the Obama administration" Any thoughts?
Rush is not like us. I fear he is more to be pitied than censured.
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In what way will you leave this world the same way you came into it?
Bald and toothless.
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Why has the fish stopped dancing?
It's intimidated by Donny Osmond.
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Can you bring a five course meal together, on time, and everything Hot and ready at the same time?
Sure. What kind of cereal do you like?
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What comes to mind when i say "Vampire"
Cliche genre of horror fiction... How many Vampire series are their on TV right now? How many book series...? and how many are good?
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What makes flu seasonal?
The school year. The sad fact is, most kids are gross little snot and germ factories that don't wash their hands cover their mouths when the cough or sneeze. Bringing them together in a common area where they can freely exchange their diseases permits the flu to sweep through the population because some parent is gonna send their kid to school with the sniffles.
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If I were to slap somebody upside the head with a fish, what kind of fish would you recommend using?
Lobster
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What are two common items that use metric measurements?
soda and drugs
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Which of the following statements about gender identity is correct?
a. it develops during a critical period of the childs socialization.
b. It is completely determined by biological factors.
c. it is comletely determined by crucial factors
d. other
b. It is completely determined by biological factors
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What is something that will always turn you off, on a date?
tattoos on the face or neck. piercings on the face.
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Can you make a proper sentence out of 4 words?
Yes I can, dude.
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Can you make a proper sentence out of 4 words?
Yes I can, bitch.
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Which is correct, gray or grey?
Depends. In the US Gray is correct. but in other English speaking countries it is spelled Grey. Funny, I was just answering a "what color" question... my answer was grey till spell check told me I was wrong :-)
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Without looking at your shirt what color is it?
gray
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Why wont my cpu recognize my i pod
Have they been properly introduced?
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Gotta eat somethin'. Might as well be___________?
road kill.
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I have seen a few people use the word seduce recently and now I am wondering what the definition of today is. Help me out and give me yours.
2 cat tranquilizers and a bottle of Vodka.
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What is the last thing you have sniffed?
I have allergies.. I have no sense of smell... The last thing I sniffed was back in 1987
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Is grunge the only music that is popular in Seattle?
No, actually. Polka is making a big come back....
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How many answers are there in the answerbag?
Surprisingly, only 12. But with proper rotation, some smoke and mirrors and a dose of cyan pepper, it appears to be an unlimited number.
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What is God's True name?
Bob
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House Minority Leader John Boehner R-OH spokesman says "You were born a Christian, not born gay. Religion is not a choice." So, is he correct? Is religion a trait you are born with but being gay is not? Is religion a choice? Any thoughts?
Base on this logic, and by using the word logic we are being generous, a child born to a Hindu family and adopted by a Christian family is still Hindu.
Yeah.. I think not.
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When you are asking this kind of question on Answerbag, are you sure that you really want to know what others have to say about it?
maybe.
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Over the past several months it has become clear, to me anyway, that we're losing many of our rights and freedoms in this country. It's downright scary how this administration is pushing toward socialist government.
What are your thoughts on this?
Bush used the Bill of Rights as Toilet Tissue for 8 years, and NOW you're worried?
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Does anyone really think it is possible to add 47 million new people to the health insurance rolls without an increase in the number of doctors?
You are aware that the population will not be expanding...? We will Not be creating 47 million New People.. they already exist. These same people who have been getting health care through Emergency rooms and free clinics and state health departments will now be able to see regular physicians, rather than Emergency physicians... Same number of people, same number of Doctors, just better...
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When i joined ab, i was sad but now i am happy. what has ab and the members done for you that has changed your perspective on life?
There are a couple people on here (no names will be given) who routinely piss me off.
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Those who believe their is no God,have you seen this movie?Dawkins gets exposed.
This movie has been exposed as propaganda. Many of the "scenes" were staged... the "facts" are dubious at best...
I have lost all respect for Ben Stein.
Who is Dawkins?
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How easy is it to love you?
No. But the sex is great.
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What is something you should never say to a Democrat? (Here comes Dr. Flaming)
I really respect Sarrah Palin, don't you?
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Is this political indoctrination or not?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8grOVPu_sRU
This is indoctrination almost as much as "Frosty the Snowman" is indoctrination.... or "Johny Appleseed"... or the dreaded "Tony Chestnut"!!!
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Unsafe abortions killed 70 thousand women last year. Anti-choice people in the U.S. want to drive abortion underground here. These same groups oppose birth control as well. How is that pro-life?
You must understand that we are dealing with a collection of people who KNOW that if the rest of the world just came to their scenes and did things THEIR way everyone would be happy. They are operating under the illusion that by outlawing the practice it will stop (yeah, right... traffic laws???) and once it is illegal those who have an abortion and die obviously got what they diverse.
Ironic...
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Do you care if some people think yer a little bit looney?
I'd be insulted if they didn't.
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My black leather jacket is looking worn and scuffed. Can I make it look better with black shoe polish or should I use something else?
Try a cleaning product made for leather coats. Better safe than sorry.
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How is dust made?
You're making it right now. Most household dust is made from dead skins cells that flake off when the die.
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Does the White House Have a Secret Laser Defense
No. In fact the White House is under constant protection by twelve highly skilled/trained telekinetic psychics who can detect any threat approaching the White House and deflect it harmlessly into space. Initially they were mis- calibrated and their sensitivity was so far off they became problematic. As a result there are over 200 pigeons presently in orbit around the earth.
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Do you believe in Antidistablishmentarianism?
Not being Anglican, or even religious, or a Britt, it really doesn't matter to me. But as a rule, I am opposed to state run religions.
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Do you think a Nation could be run by a council consisting of highly intelligent people?
I would like a pony please.
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Why are more and more young people taking drugs, carrying weapons and hurting/killing people?
I don't think "more and more young people taking drugs, carrying weapons and hurting/killing people". I think it's more widely reported. 40 years ago these subjects would never be discussed, never mind reported by respectable journalists. Now it's just more grist for the mill. I'd go so far as to say fewer young people are taking drugs, carrying weapons and...
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Jesus is God according to scripture.Do you have any evidence He wasn't?
In logic, it is impossible to prove a negative.
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What would you do if Adolf Hitler knocked on your door?
Again?!?!
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What's your wallpaper (computer monitor)? Mine is the pic of Britney Spears when she was with Paris Hilton. You know what I mean ;)
The moon.
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What was the one thing your mom cooked when you were little that you dreaded eating?
quite a bit. Mom was a Horrid cook.... but If I had to say one thing: Fish sticks.
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Cub Scout: Utensil Suspension Unfair. Zero tolerance rules were based on the Columbine shooting. Would prohibiting camping utensils have prevented Columbine? See LINK:
I am opposed to "Zero Tolerance" policy as a rule. I doubt there is a school system that is so overloaded that things like this cannot be handled on a one on one basis.
In this case, it's not so much a "camping tool" as much as it is a knife; A small knife (didn't mention length or if the knife was sharp) but a knife none the less. I can understand the...
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Yeh syug fi uoy nac daer siht neht uoy dluohs evig em emos stniop
oN.
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If Life is like a box of chocolates, what is Death?
Tofu
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What are some of the best things about your country?
Every third Thursday is "Wacky Tacky Tie" day.
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Whats the last thing u do before u go to bed
remove my glasses and turn off the light.
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"I'm just a person trapped inside a woman's body" -- Elayne Boosler. Aren't we all really transhumans trapped inside a gendered body?
I am a body that is inhabited by a soul.... A soul that pays No rent, does nothing as far as upkeep and plays loud music all the time... stupid souls...
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Why did Tim LaHaye and Jerry Jenkins (the authors of the "Left Behind" series) say on the news on that show that only 142 million people disappeared? I thought there were over 1 billion Catholics alone, and more Christians than that.
TO SELL MORE BOOKS.
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Do you think that if something doesn't change soon, that white people will be the one's who are persecuted against, just as bad as black people were in the early 1900's?
I have to imagine there are LOTS of scared white folk who believe that...
Personally I suspect that the lines between races are so blurred now, and will continue to blur, so as to become pointless in the near future.
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Is there a difference between a common thief and a mere politician?
I was always told there is honor among thieves.
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What is something that can be "served"?
Tennis balls and divorce papers.
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Why is there nothing good on tv?
with the right cable package you can watch CSI 24 hours a day....
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Why do companies advertise on radio shows promoting hatred like Glen Beck?
Have you ever listened to who is advertising....? Snake oil.
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As a social, political commentator, HOW highly would you rate RUSH LIMBAUGH, 1=low, 10=high?
-2
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Why does Glenn Beck copy Stephen Colbert so much?
The irony is overwhelming... Parroting a parody.... without understanding what you are doing... Yeah, that's Rich.
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Is Fox News "a wing of the Republican Party"?
More like their company newsletter...
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Obama claims he will give the $1.4 million NPP prize money to Charity. Who is Charity and what makes her so special?
She's sweet.
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Who here is from Versailles, KY?
Bob
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What are your thoughts on this flag that is available on the Internet? It has Obama in the upper corner, instead of the stars. How do you feel about it?
absolute indifference.
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What does Obama have against Rush Limbaugh?
What does Rush have against President Obama?
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Who really killed JFK? and Don't say Lee Harvy Oswald
Jodie Foster
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Would NASA's slamming of two probes into the moon, striking the lunar surface at more than 5000 miles per hour, amount to an interference with the nature of the cosmos?
Spitting in the ocean....
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Are these people serious? Are people this over-the-top Conservatives, or is this a Liberal satire? Either way, has our nation sunk *that* low?
Considering that there are some "religious" groups out there preaching hatred and violence... seams fairly tame and harmless in comparison.
Hey, at least they're not bombing health clinics...
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In pure atheism, how would society determine morality or law?
Do you REALLY need a two thousand year old book to tell you that murder is wrong?
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Now that Obama has been in Office for 9 months, do you miss George W Bush?
When I was 18 my wisdom tooth came in sideways. It hurt like hell, but for some reason it became infected and the Dr. couldn't remove it till the infection cleared up. I was given an antibiotic which took care of the infection and some of the pain, but I spent a full week barely sleeping, living off Popsicle and Gatorade until they finally could remove the tooth...
I miss the tooth more.
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Do you believe most of the questions on Ab wouldn't be that hard to answer if the person asking did a simple search on google?
I am always amused when the obvious is spoken with an air of authority as if it were some great and marvelous revelation....
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Hey if Pope Benedict elevates 5 new saints, how comes he missed Obama?
To be elevated to sainthood, one needs three miracles attributed to the candidate, and though Obama has them, rumor has it that two were only card tricks.
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If you could have, would you have voted for Bush for a third term?
I believe, that given the time and freedom of a third term, Bush could have returned America to what it once was.... a vast ice covered wasteland.
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I have the best prank ever...wouldn't it be awesome to dump piranhas in a public swimming pool?
Actually, piranhas don't act the way they are depicted in movies. Sorry.
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Do you learn how to be mature or does it come with age?
I'm fighting it tooth and nail.
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I'm staaaaariving...i don't really want to spend a lot of time in the kitchen. what should i eat?
Bob
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What's the title of this horror movie? : 1st part takes place on a plane during storm, where some creature is destroying the engines and nobody believes the guy who saw it. 2nd part in some house full of freaks e.g. with a person with sewn lips.
Twilight Zone: the movie
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0086491/
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Have wealthy people gotten away with murder or genocide?
The History of the human race is the story of wealthy people getting away with murder and genocide.
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How is it the Noble Piece Prize is still considered prestigious after Pol Pot was awarded one?
Kissinger won it.... Over glorified paper weight
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Should we merge some states together?
I support the reunification of North and South Dakota.
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Newsmax (the same organization that published & pulled an opinion piece calling for a military coup to solve"the Obama problem") are giving away the ghost written Palin book to boost its numbers. Will you buy or read it? Why or Why not?
The "Numbers" in question would not be raised by the number of books in circulation, or how many people have read them. Books are rated as best sellers based on the wholesale sales. I'm sure they have cases upon cases of her book in warehouses across this fine land... I suspect giving them away is just an attempt to free up space or get some return for their investment.
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What/who is your favorite monster?
Bob
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In anarchy stricken Istanbul today an innocent Jewish shop-keeper died of...?
Dutch Elm Disease.
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Is it true that Carvel prints coupons and then their franchise locations don't even get reimbursed at all from corporate?
Very likely. Carvel has a BAD rep concerning their relationship with their franchises. Example: Carvel will sell a franchise and promise a "No competition" clause in the contract, meaning they will not allow another store within X miles... Then they will turn around and sell products to supermarkets, competing directly with the franchises.
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Can you tell me one thing you have NOT done today?
I have Not discovered the secret of cold fusion. That's penciled in for monday.
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If Jesus, Peter and Chris Angel are the only 3 known men who walked on water, does that make Chris Angel a god or holy spirit or does that make Jesus or Peter a magicians?
Actually none of them were "known" to have walked on water... Christ and Peter are believed to have walked on water... and if you believe Chris Angel, well good luck to you.
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According to President Obama, the Koran promotes peace and tolerance for Muslims and non-Muslims alike. What are yout throughts on this?
It's not so much what the book promotes as what you want to believe. The Bible has been cherry picked so many times to promote everything from slavery, to capital punishment to wife beating.
I don't believe any religion actively promotes violence and hatred, but judging by human behavior one might think otherwise.
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Is the income tax illegal under the constitution?
As the final arbitrators of what is/what is not constitutional is the Supreme Court, and as they have made it quite clear that it IS constitutional, one would think/hope/pray that this stupid debate would finally go away.
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When does concern and empathy become vulgar voyeurism?
Tuesday afternoon, around two.
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Christian conservatives prefer that people of color work their way out of poverty rather than to get help from either the government or christain conservatives. This seems harsh. Is there another alternative for the downtrodden?
That's a mighty broad paintbrush you're using.
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Some talk shows yesterday thought it might be a good idea for a 20% flat tax on everything, to pay for healthcare and lowering the deficit..What are your thoughts about that?
The rich get richer.. the poor get poorer....
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How is your paycheck lately, how much taxes were removed? Are you tired of loosing all your money to all these unecessary social programs?
Please list the unnecessary social programs... inquiring minds want to know.
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Are you tired of paying taxes for lazy ass people who are on the welfare program, food stamp, housing..There is nothing wrong with them, they don't want to work? Are you tired feeding them and you can't feed your own family?
Are you tired of paying corporate welfare to businesses run by inept managers? There is nothing wrong with them some intelligent decisions, and maybe new leadership couldn't fix, and yet they fail to work.
The sad fact is that billions of dollars go to corporate welfare and pennies go to people. And more than 50% of the "lazy" people on welfare are children. Lazy Children...
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Liberals, can you explain what is good about conservatism?
They're rather predictable.
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What ever happened to freedom of religion these people may get life in jail for their believes?
Your right. Why don't you offer up a form of health care reform program where sick people are prayed for, rather than seeing professional doctors? Say no to death panels, say yes to Life! It will be deficit neutral and the right wing of the GOP will support it! Hell, out of gratitude, they might make you ambassador to France.
And don't worry about that surgery you're scheduled...
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Newt Gingrich's 527 group awarded porn exec Allison Vivas Wednesday "Entrepreneur of the Year" award and inviting her to an "intimate event" with Gingrich then took it back saying it was a mistake. Great vetting and family values right?
The story, as I heard it: He gave the prize to the porn merchant and took it back, only to offer it to the owner of a strip club...
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2009/10/02/newt-gingrich-still-resci_n_308124.html
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What do you think about David Lettermans' confession that he slept with woman he works with....I think he is a a-hole personally, I think he is a sexual predator. What do you think?
He slept with a woman he worked with... he wasn't married at the time, so he didn't have an affair, he didn't force her so it's not rape... Appears to be an inter-office relationship.. quite common really. Does that make everyone who's dated/slept with a co-worker an A-hole, or just the select few you don't like?
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Obama asked NY states first black governor (and second black governor in the US) not to run. Does this prove to you that power is more important than race to liberals?
Quite the opposite really. If race were important, the Pres would be behind the second black Governor. Maybe, and here's a stretch, but maybe it has less to do about race, less to do about power, and more to do with... (gasp) issues?
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Is it true you are not wearing a ring on any of your fingers?
It is true. I don't wear any jewelery.
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My cat is 2 years old. He is a neutered male and all of sudden his is peeing in strange places. Primarily my bathroom rug. He does not seem sick, and does occasionally urinate in the litter box. Is he stressed? We have a 1 year old puppy that chases him.
It is very likely he has crystals in his urinary tract. Some cats get them because of additives in cheaper food. The crystals form and it becomes painful for him to pass urine. He associated the pain with the box, and thus avoids the box (trying to avoid the pain). Bring him to the vet. They can tell if this is the problem, and will be able to help him pass the crystals...
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Why do Republicans base their opinions on out-of-context quotes?
When all you have is a hammer, everything looks like a nail.
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Do you find people an the left to be violent? I have witnessed some of these lunatics and find them to have mental disorders? What are your thoughts?
You see what you want to.
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Rush Limbaugh just said on talk radio that NATO consists of " the Brits and us and perhaps the Aussies." Since there are 28 countries in the Alliance why did he just include these 3?
Maybe he's having a flash back to his drug abusing days... like last week.
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Europe how do you feel that America (OBAMA) has pulled out the defense missles to defend european soil..Americans are not so happy with that now...How do you like Obama now europe?
"Americans are not so happy with that now" Mighty big paintbrush yer using. The fact is that many Americans are aware that the plan was out of date when it was proposed. Heck, some even know that a ship based missile program is more effective, and by removing the missiles from Europe Russia has remove their missiles.
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I usually think the Jerry Springer show is a joke, but I have to say he totally slams the KKK on this show. What do you think?
I like the music.
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If we called it 'butt cleavage', would the plumber be hot?
Some do call it butt cleavage, and on the right person, plumber or not, it can be hot.
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Jesse Jackson says that America's loss of prestige during the Bush Administration is what caused Chicago to be rejected for the 2016 Olympics. What do you think?
Can we have a source for this please?
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Do you find this funny or offensive?
yes
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Why are children SUFFERING and STARVING to death while you are putting your money into CRAFTED TEMPLES that Acts 7:47-48 & 17:48 tells you thay GOD DOES NOT LIVE IN CRAFTED TEMPLES and gets twisted TOTALLY OUT OF CONTEXT by ALL RELIGIONS? MT. 23:24.
Please stop shouting
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Why does the liberal media believe that calling the conservative protesters "Teabaggers" is acceptable in view of the long standing vulgar definitions? Please check the Urban Dictionary for the definition dates before you respond and read the reference.
I fear you give the Liberal media too much credit. To the best of my knowledge it was the Teabaggers themselves who came up with the name. Perhaps they should have done some research first.
But, then again, most Teabaggers aren't all that big on doing research to begin with.
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Are you, or anyone you know a member of a secret society?
I am not. But on occasion I have been known to go out to a nice restaurant, order something nice for myself, and as I finish, I will stand up and address the room, thanking everyone for coming out, and how lucky I feel having friends like them, and how, despite the bad things that have happened in the past year, I know I can continue as long as I have friends like them. Then, as they're...
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What is the most recent, totally brain dead, obviously wrong, stupid to the Nth degree thing someone told you, that they actually believed?
A woman once told me that the internet had gotten too big, so they were starting a NEW internet, a bigger one.
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Today is the International Day of Non-Violence. How are you commemorating it?
By picking fights on line... Dirtbag.
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Can you please pick five Celebrities you want to be trapped Inside an elevator with?
Jeremy Piven.... on five different occasions.
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Have you ever dressed up in womens clothes?
I once wore a woman's bathrobe ( black silk) as part of a stage costume once. Does that count?
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Why does OBama want the Olympics to come to Chicago? I don't trust him. What's his hidden agenda?
I suspect that he wants to use the opening ceremony (Remember the Chinese drummers!) to organize, indoctrinate and take over the will of hundreds of thousands of school children to further his evil plan for total world domination...
No, wait, that was my plan.
Sh!t!.
Um.. promoting America as an active participant in the world community.
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How did Barack Obama become President of the United States?
He was elected.
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Who would win the Nobel Prize for Evil?
Bob
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Do you believe there's a vast, right-wing conspiracy?
No, but I do think the Right wing is a lot better organized when it comes to tearing something down than they are building something up.
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My friends: I give you the tea party protesters, please tell me what you think. LINK
Mixed Nuts.... appears no one really knows what they are protesting. Everyone is protesting something different.
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Fill-in: If I could do it all over again, I would_______.
But this time I'd be wearing the cowboy suit, and you'd be holding the video camera.
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How long has it been since we have had a true statesman in the White House?
Has he left for Copenhagen already?
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The UN seeks the destruction of the family! Christians with a burden for our nation, for our freedom and for the gospel, who will join me in a round-the-clock prayer vigil? Email me: jwbabylon@yahoo.com
Who will join you? I would, but I'm bidding on vintage bondage porn on E-Bay, and I'd be totally pissed if I lost it.
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Is the U.S. headed towards involvement in a major war in the Middle East
The US is perpetually headed towards a major war in the Middle East.
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Can you say "because of the thought of increased power being so attractive to politicians throughout time" or is there anything wrong in that sentence?
The portion of your question contained in the quotation marks is not a complete sentence as it contains no verb. It is an incomplete thought, a dependent clause.
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Why is the president pushing healthcare and not fixing the medicare problem that exists now...Why make more problems fix the one we have then do reforms? What do you say?
Because health care IS a problem,and has been for years, and failing to address it now will ultimately cost us more in the long run.
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The Devils children have.......?
Ice Cream for breakfast every day.
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Would you be surprised if I told you I actually PREFER "nerdy" men over SMOLDERING SEX POTS if they're BRAINY and FINANCIALLY SECURE?
Smart is always sexy....
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I got drunk last night and when I woke up there's a red mark on my neck, looks like a hicky, how did it happen? I'm getting married next week
Obviously you burned yourself with your curling iron...
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Is celibacy helpful on the spiritual path?
It is the moral equivalent of starving oneself.
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Obama wants longer school days and longer school years. Looks to me like schools need to start teaching during the 7 hours they have instead of teaching our kids how to chant Obama slogans! What is your take on this?
The school year was established around the agricultural year, freeing up kids to work on the farms during the summer, returning them to school just after the harvest. As few if any kids work on farms now, there is no reason to keep the established schedule, as it doesn't help anyone, and might actually hold kids back, as the first part of a given year is spent catching up on what they...
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What birth order are you in your family? Do you fit the research: #1 responsible, #2 trouble, #3 quiet, #4 joker? There are variations. I fit the #1.
In my family the order was
1: The Over Achiever
2: The Rebel
3: The Princess
4: The Forgotten
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What would you do if you woke up nude and there was a donkey in your bedroom?
again!?!?
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Have you ever watched the TV show cheaters? What do you think of it?
I lost the remote once, and couldn't figure out how to change channel manually.
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What's one TV show that you'd never miss if you never saw it again?
Any comedy that features a stand up comic, adapting his/her stand up persona. Most often they are surrounded by a cast that's more talented than they are...
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Do you think this latest terrorism scare is a tactic by obama to scare us in order to control us?
You mean like how the Bush administration manipulated the "terror alert"? Unlikely.
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Some Democrates are still supporting ACORN, after they have been exposed as a fraudulant, criminal organization...What does that say about the Democratic Party?
Some Republicans are still supporting Haliburtan after they have been exposed as a fraudulent, criminal organization...What does that say about the Republican Party?
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I have returned because I want to share this video with you guys. Hi, by the way! I'm back I guess. Don't you think this video sums up the issue?
Personally I hate Will Farrel. I don't find him funny, not entertaining in the least... So he managed to fall on the correct side of an issue... Even a blind pig will find a truffle now and then. But, the Right has already turned on this, mocking the issue Because Will Farrel is appearing in this video.... Sigh....
Personally I'd be happy id Hollywood types kept their political...
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I just got contacts yesterday and my eyes feel really irritated. If you have contacts, how long did this last for you?
How long have you been wearing them? As I recall when you start you should only wear them 4 hours a day, then gradually augmenting the time you wear them. Having worn lens for a few years, new (disposables) usually went in easy and "disappeared".
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How do you feel about Glenn Beck saying, "Jesus and Hitler has a lot of things in common."?
Glenn Beck says lots of stupid things....
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Have there been any conspiracy theories that have been proven to be true?
Well the Yeti fur samples found in the woods of Montana have been tested and proven to be a poly-cotton blend, which goes to prove that Bigfoot is smart enough to have developed active wear blends and a fashion sense.
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Women have a professional basketball team. Shouldn't they be allowed to also have a professional football team?
Who says they can't? (and who's permission is required?) My home town has a semi-pro woman's (don't call them girls!) team.
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Since we are at war with Afghanistan, is it alright to shoplift from stores that are owned by Afghanistanannies?
Nice rationalization....
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Did you know ACORN does not pay its workers minimum wage? Talk about defending the poor?
FYI: Your source is 7 months out of date, and it's an editorial, so the so called "facts" are suspect at best.
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What candy will you give out for Halloween 2009?
I'm just gonna hand out all the soy sauce, hot mustard, and sweet and sour sauce packets I've been collecting from the Chinese take out place...
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Do you think capitalism is the reason why this country has become the most powerful country in the world?
It might be a contributing factor, but I have to think the abundance of natural resources contributed as much, if not more.
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What is a true leader made of
* 1/2 cup butter
* 2/3 cup white sugar
* 2 eggs
* 1 cup buttermilk
* 1/2 teaspoon baking soda
* 1 cup cornmeal
* 1 cup all-purpose flour
* 1/2 teaspoon salt
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If the people took power, would they re-write Law & Order?
Probably, but truth to tell, I haven't watched since Jerry Orbach died.
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What will be revealed from the investigation into Acorn?
That in a group with over 400,000 members finding two who are burned out/clueless/stupid or dishonest isn't hard when you try.
We might also find out how the video was carefully edited to maximize the "dishonesty", or that any numbers of attempts at different offices failed, and when they tried in NYC, ACORN called the police on them....
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Does LIBERALS think they can get away with MORE SOCIALIST SCHOOL and stuff like that? say NO to the SOCIALIST EDUCATION SYSTEM!
Yeah... It appears you've said No to the education system already.
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If you are in a room full of Christians, of various ages, then would you debate them on the legitimacy of their religion? You are the only non-Christian in the room.
I would feel no need to start an argument when (obviously) my opinion would not be welcomed.
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How do you feel about Obama's comment to the Turkish politicos? He claimed, "We do not consider ourselves a Christian nation." Instead, he said, "We are a nation of citizens", essentially assigning fealty to 'the state' over fealty to God.
Old news. In 1797 The Treaty of Tripoli was ratified by the U.S. Senate on June 7, and signed by President John Adams on June 10. It blatantly proclaims we are not a Christian nation. I'm amazed that the fine folks on the religious right never seem to remember this one.
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What cities are so famous you don't have to name the state or country they are in and people will know where you are talking about?
Springfield.
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My boss' dad told me the other day that he has grown really attached to me and that he would love it if me and my boss would fall in love. He said he would be very pleased by that. My boss has a girlfriend and a small child. What would you have thought?
Old men are funny that way...
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Can you name an animal that sometimes eats it's young?
Bob
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Has Joe Wilson's heckle become a good campaign cashcow?
Well his opponent is certainly reaping a benefit.
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Have you ever stored your potatoes or onions so long that they started to sprout?
I prefer it when they sprout, rather than when they turn to liquid.
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I've tried and tried anyone ever successfully quit smoking and can give some advice or tips on how to beat it please please?
I guess I'm lucky, but when they added the flame retardant chemicals to the paper (so unattended cigarettes would go out) I found the taste so repulsive I just couldn't do it anymore. All I can offer, as far as advice goes, is persevere. One day at a time.
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Who has more power than the President?
Miss America. I mean, her last name is AMERICA.
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If you found a baby dragon and it only ate human flesh, would you cut off your toes and feed them to it to help it stay alive?
That's what neighbors are for.
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Do you think the writers of Hamlet 2 commited the unforgivable sin?
No. People will forget Hamlet 2. Many already have. But Hamlet will live on forever.
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Wikipedia states that Fred Phelps does not permit members of the Westboro Baptist Church to marry persons outside the church. In your opinion, does that make this group a cult?
Personally, I don't credit Phelps and his ilk as being "Human".
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As a Christian parent, if you reared a child telling them something was okay and you found out later that it was actually a sin, is it your responsibility to them to tell them you were wrong? Even if they're grown?
http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1698813
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How did jesus' mother die
She didn't. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Assumption_of_Mary
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What conditions must be present for a conflict to be classified as a war. What conditions of conflict must be present for a conflict to be reclassified as a war.
http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1692802
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Only 5% of people can figure out this riddle. Can you solve this?
a combination lock?
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There are 50 ways to leave your lover. What is your favorite?
Make a new plan, Stan.
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What do you boycott?
The local grocery store for bad service. Now I stop at the store off the highway on my way home from work.
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What comes to mind when i say "Freaky Fridays"
Bad Disney "Mom and teen aged Daughter swap places for a day and gain understanding of the pressure each is under... blah blah blah...." movies. The worst part is Jamie Lee Curtis starred in one, and Jodie Foster starred in the other. Great actresses, horrid material.
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If I were to put all AB'ers in a big sack, shake 'em up real good and let you pick one out, who would you hope to get?
I just like the idea of puttin' 'em in a bag and shaking. Can I use a paint mixer?
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Why won't you give it back to me?
It's MY kidney now!
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Isn't it about time we get all our ducks in one sock?
I tried that once before. I promised myself never again...
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Why did President Obama lie in his speech before congress about health care reform?
Care to lend some substance to your accusation?
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If you "had" to choose a way to die how would you die?
old age
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Are cats great, or what?
If they're prepared correctly, and not over spiced... sure.
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You wake up after a good nights sleep, turn to your side and there's a dead hooker lying next to you,what do you do next?
Again!?!?
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Whats that?
ask your mother...
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When was the last time you used a pay phone?
Do they still exist? I haven't seen on in months.
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I see this all the time, how do you give +5 points to people?
The higher level you become, the more points you are able to give out. You, at level one, can give one point for a question or answer.
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There may be coming a shortage of fish for fish sandwiches at Dennys, McDonalds and Long John Silver. New Zealand and overfishing may be the problem. how will this effect you?
I dislike the smell, taste and texture of fish. Always have.... Won't eat the stuff, so it won't affect me in the least.
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What are two things that just don't go together? Silly responses welcome.
Garlic and chocolate
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Is it Socialism if it costs you nothing for the Police, Firemen, or Ambulance to come help you in your time of need? If so, should there be some kind of fee for their services to maintain Capitalism in this country?
At the turn of the century (1900's), the fire departments were not free. Home owners/property owners paid the local fire departments a fee, and they were given a "badge" that they displayed over their front doors, indicating that they had paid (in advance) for the fire departments services, and in larger cities, indicating which of the many departments they had paid.
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Glen Beck 9/12: Did anybody show up even just to laugh at that Goon's "march"?
I find watching/hearing/reading Glenn Beck PAINFUL. Nothing about the man amuses/entertains in the least. I consider the fact that I don't know what he is up to at any given time to be a blessing.
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Can you buy love?
No, but you can rent it.
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What did the Marxist say to the King?
Hello. Nice weather we're having.... I like the crown.
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What goes best with iced tea?
Vodka
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What are the problems with stem cell research?
Pretty much it's the pinnacle of the "when does life start" argument. If you believe that life starts at conception, using embryonic stem cells is murder.
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What's a vegetable or fruit that YOU just will not eat?
Apples do horrid things to my digestive track.
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Individualism or Collectivism?
The needs of the many outweigh the needs of the individual or few.
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When should I start drinking my beer at the pub?
noon.
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Do you like your bacon crispy and your chicken fried?
I like my bacon cooked just enough, but chewy. I hate it when you bite into a piece of bacon and it shatters into a thousand (sharp) fragments. I prefer my chicken pan roasted with pan sauce.
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So what's your excuse for being here on a Friday night?
I worked 47 hours this week, I have tonight off, and frankly, I'm Farking tired.
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How would you feel if a literal 10 headed monstrosity appeared on national TV blaspheming God?
Why? Is the Osmand Family Touring again?
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Why is obama bad
I hear Barak Obama is one bad mother...
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Is South Carolina Rep. Joe Wilson an embarrassment to his home state?
In my opinion yes. But more importantly, now he's a household name. He's a jerk, and was rude, and he apologized, but you know he's gonna spin it. Come the next election he'll be the only congress man who "spoke out against blah blah blah"... "the one who publicly called out Obama..." or "the one who was so passionate he couldn't help but...
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Is the price of doing the right thing just getting slaughtered?
Obviously not. Many of us to the right thing daily and live to tell the tail.
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Will our Terms that WERE written in our constitution eventaully be the Terms for our massive Enslavement?
Wow. Decidedly vague yet paranoid.... amusing. And with the random capital letters thrown in, I think we have the trifecta!
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Do you hate bankers? If so, do you know why you do? Please, no 'yes' only answers. Spill.
I hate plumbers. And I'm not very fond of butchers or weavers.
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What would you do if you woke up tomorrow to view a massive alien space craft hovering over your town/city?
Again!?!?
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What is the major cause of high corruption in India as compared to developed countries?
maybe it's something in the water.
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Will you support term limits for congressional members?
I am opposed to term limits as they curtail the right of the people to choose who will represent them. If a "career politician" offends you, vote him/her out. No term limit required.
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How far up the food chain will you go to complain? My experience in my answer.
I went to purchase a roast from a local chain grocery. The roast was too big, and I asked the meat cutter to cut it in half, and made sure he knew I wanted both. He refused as it was "reduced for quick sale". I just wanted it cut because it would never fit my crock pot. When I got home I confirmed that it was to big, and called another store in the chain, and explained the situation...
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What is the stupidest thing you've heard a racist say?
"I Don't like Germans, They're to prejudice"
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Hypocrisy? The school system in Kentucky that permitted the baptism of football team members without so much as notifying the players' parents required a permission slip from parents before any student could watch President Obama's speech to students.
It's on par with the Texas State school official who told parents to keep their kids home, while at the same time he's trying to get the textbooks rewritten to make Reagan and Gingrich look like saints.
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Would secrets from your past be discovered if you ran for public office?
Um.. photos that appeared in a "Special interest" magazine.
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Mark Foley, R-FL had to resign following the revelation of his sexually explicit emails with underage congressional pages, is going to host a conservative radio talk show. Don't we have enough Republican hypocrites there already?
Given my druthers, I'd rather have all the Right Wing Hypocrites on talk radio rather than serving in congress.
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How much more dizziness do Republicans experience compared to the general population?
72% on average.... but their sheets are 27% whiter, and 4 out of 5 Dr.s recommend sugarless gum.
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Instead of getting mad at rich people why not become one?
Because despite all the information available to me, all the suggestions, the advice, the pre-planning classes I ignored, I just went and chose poorly when selecting my parents.
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Who would you rather see stoned O'reilly or Limbaugh?
Let's just slip 'em a tray of brownies and leave 'em be.
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What did George W. Bush give you?
angina
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Have reports of the death of the Republican Party been exaggerated?
What is that creature from mythology that, when you cut off it's head, two new ones grow to replace it?
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Do you know Obama's evil plan?
No. Please enlighten me.
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Free market spurns innovation. There would be no free market apart from capitalism. What modern marvel we enjoy in the US would we not have if capitalism never was?
Asbestos.
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Why do people believe that 9/11 was an inside job? Isn't that dumb?
People enjoy being on the "inside track" and knowing thing others don't know. That, and some people require simple answers to complex problems. Combine the two and you have a conspiracy theorist.
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Capitalism is freedom, socialism is an attempt to take that freedom away in the guise of the common good. Our founding father's would turn in the graves if they found out that socialists were trying to take over this country. Agree?
I disagree that Capitalism is freedom.
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When did the United States Government become anti-United States Constitution?
Did the United States Government become anti-United States Constitution?
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Why has Obama surrounded himself with Anti-Capitalist?
Has Obama surrounded himself with Anti-Capitalist?
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Did you vote for Obama and now regret your vote? If so, why?
edited.. yes I voted for him... no, I don't regret it. .
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Is Obama's goal to murder all the devout christian troops in the war on terror or was that Bush-Cheney's plan?
Oh please. They're always complaining that they are persecuted, trashed, threatened and marginalized..... Please, don't feed the God Fearing Paranoia!
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Since Jesus is a Republican, do you think he gets mad when people vote for Demoncrats?
Jesus doesn't get mad, he get's even.
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Are any of you boycotting Scotland over Megrahi?
I'm refusing to eat haggis.
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A state representative from MA, who rcently voted to increase tax on liquor, was observed buying liquor, at a NH state store in a car w/ state rep plates. If he was your rep, would you vote for him again?(see link)
I haven't seen your link, but I read the story and know the news source where it originated.
To clarify: NH owns all the liqueur stores in the state. NH DOES have liqueur stores in the public rest areas on the highway. NH DOES charge less for booze than the neighboring states specifically to draw out of state traffic into NH.
The Rep in question was traveling through NH and stopped at...
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The Liberals would have had a field day with this if Bush did it! Or am I wrong? Please see link and post your thoughts.
The web site source has all the credibility of... wow. I can't imagine... something like a habitual liar caught with his hand in the cookie jar facing a three strikes your out death penalty... or something like that...
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Issa Concludes ACORN Is a Racket! And Obama want's them to help with the Census?
A Republican House member who frequently appears on Fox, and is a regular contributor to Glenn Beck denounces ACORN as a scam, and it's carried as news by a right wing web site..... And this is news? To who?
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Why when I protested somethings Bush did I was Right to but when I protested health care I'm a Nazi racist mongrel who was manipulated in to thinking such things
Well, It IS possible that you are a Nazi racist mongrel who was manipulated in to thinking such things
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Democrates, Republicans, Libertarians; have you been tuning in Glen Beck on Fox News at 5:00 P.M. (Eastern time)?
I'd rather hammer rusty staples into the hand Wide Awake Phoenix than listen to that insane hatemonger
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What impact would an unlimited supply of free clean power have on world economy & balance of power?
We'd still find a reason to fight.
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Are Americans both bad loosers, & bad winners?
yes
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Do guns kill people or do people kill people? (not leaning to either side)
Guns just make it easier.
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Is it true you can't feel pain in dreams? I remember dreams where I've felt other things - pressure, hot/cold, but I can't remember feeling pain.
I've been told you can't see color in dreams, or read; That the part of your brain responsible for these activities is not active in the dream state. But I remember color in dreams. I've been told that after the fact, one's memory fills in the gaps. So it's possible one doesn't feel pain in dreams, but "remembers" it.
In one dream I was eaten by T-rex....
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Why have we not found remains of Noah's ark?
Those two termites he brought got really busy.
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Can i be a doctor with out math,chemestry and biology exams?
Not a Medical Doctor.
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Has the high price of cigarettes actually motivated anyone who smokes to quit?
Actually, for me it was the introduction of the flame retardant chemicals, meant to but the unattended cigarette out by itself. It just made them taste repulsive.
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What makes you miserable?
Bob
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When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie....is that really amore?
Possibly just another food fight. They happen. Ever since Animal House. Not the kitchen staffs favorite movie, I must say.
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When DJ's call themselves "musicians", does it make you want to laugh a little?
Lots of people call themselves "DJ's" and THAT makes me laugh....
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If you perspire a lot under your arms, would it be possible to keep two fish alive for a period of time?
Dude, I can't even keep a Boston Fern alive....
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I am 15. I smoke Cigarettes. Comments or suggestions?
at $5 + a pack!?!? Are you Nuts!?!?
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A throng of angry kindergarteners surround you. What is your weapon of choice?
Eyebrows....
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Do you think people should have to take an IQ TEST before being able to have children? How about a SANITY TEST?
Since most kids are unplanned, I don't see how testing would be any help at all.
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Is partisan stubbornness a good thing? "Reasonable people adapt themselves to the world; Unreasonable ones adapt the world to themselves. Therefore all progress depends on the unreasonable" - George Bernard Shaw
A foolish consistency is the hobgoblin of a limited mentality.
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Whats the secret of George W Bush that hardly anybody knows?
He's hung like a porn star....
a "novelty" porn star...
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Why did white people distrust ronald reagon?
I'm not sure color had anything to do with it.
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What goes hunk -hunk?
Burning Love
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Have you ever cried while reading a book/watchin a movie? What was it?
Philadelphia.
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What do you think of this guy Delaney who is an ex-senator or some DC big-wig...dancing with Dancing with the Stars?
Has been politicians remain media whores....
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Do Americans believe they are the only ones who believe in freedom and democracy? Why is it the "American Dream"? Not the "western worlds dream"? Seems a little arrogant, no?
We're Americans. Arrogant is what we do.
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Do Americans realise it wasn't the UK government, but the Scottish government who released the Lockerbie bomber on grounds of compassion?
Yes. That fact was always mentioned in the first few lines of any story related to the event.
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Why is it that whenever I say god isn't real, I get downrated? Do they think that they're "punishing" me for not believing in god? I don't downrate people for believing in god, I can actually respect that decision. Isn't that kind of silly?
Well, if you're saying "God isn't real" you are making a statement. You're supposed to be asking questions.
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Why are we sharing fewer and fewer experiences these days?
I suspect that as it is summer, people are spending more time outside enjoying the warmth. Come the Autumn when it gets colder things will pick up and winter will be positively busy.
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Anyone else had a bad experience with the manner of Mc Donalds drive-thru staff?
It is impossible to get a decent cup of coffee at a drive through.
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What does pandemonium do?
I think it cures diarrhea in Pandas.
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Is Kelly Ayotte just another Sarah Palin?
Oh please, No...
Doyler, I'm curious: How does someone from Ireland know about the (former) Att General from lil' ole NH?
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Bomber Gets Hero's Welcome ! Freed from prison, the convicted bomber of Pan Am flight 103 returns home to cheering crowds. *....* How does this make you feel?
Understand that many believe he was falsely accused...
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Was the release of the likerbie bomer a act of compasion or 'pollitical point scoreing' or both?
It' been a standard practice in British Law for centuries... It's not as if they changed the law to let him out. The man will be dead in less than 6 months. As far as being welcomed as a hero, it has long been debated if he is in fact guilty. And why wouldn't they welcome him back? If a US citizen was charged with a crime in a foreign country and the majority of Americans felt he...
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Doesn't it seem a little..over the top to say that Michelle Obama is the #93 hottest woman in the world..?
It's not strange that she's on the list. The fact that there IS such a list, well, that's strange....
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What's the difference between arguing with a Republican and a dining room table?
The table is less likely to shout you down when you try to answer, less likely to be confused by facts, and (thankfully) less likely to quote Glenn Beck.
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What is the first thing that comes to mind when i say: Space?
The final frontier. These are the voyages of the star ship enterprise...
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Single Payer never had a chance...the Public Option seems to be DOA...all courtesy of the GOP. Do we like it? I dunno but I do know that if they guessed wrong they will be voted out of office and how do you think they're gonna spin that?
They will spin it as a victory. No one is the better for it, but their base will embrace them as the conquering heroes back from glorious battle against the evil democratic majority and their dark overlord....
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Do you think Barack Obama could be the Antichrist?
Of course not. Rosie is. But don't tell her I told you. http://www.answerbag.com/profile/?id=17768
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Why is it that some people whose goal it is to cripple government and reduce it to a cipher earn their living in government enjoying the benefits like insurance, a paycheck, and whatever else they can "acquire"? Are they prostitutes?
No. I have respect for prostitutes. They provide a service and earn their money.
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Ok are we a third World Country Now people are going to Obama speeches or events armed what are your thoughts on this event?
Ok; are we a third World Country? Now people are going to Obama speeches or events armed. What are your thoughts on this event?
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What has been your biggest accomplishment this summer?
I made a professional quality queen size quilt.
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What are some of the most controversial LGBT movies?
Saved http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0332375/
Cassandra: There's only one reason Christian girls comes down to the Planned Parenthood.
Roland: She's planting a pipe bomb?
Cassandra: Okay, two reasons.
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Has anyone tried to scam you recently?
I actually got one of those "please deposit the check, them send a bank check blah blah blah Nigerian financial scam" e-mails this week. Was gonna forward it to someone, but didn't know who would handle it, so I just deleted it.
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WHY CANT THE WORLD DEMOLISH POLIGAMY?
Please stop shouting.
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Were you ever present at an important moment in history? Which one?
I was partly responsible for a candidate dropping out of the 1984 primary.... I was a senior and had a lead in the school play. One day I walked into the auditorium to find political minion ripping our set down... pissed me off... So I grabbed some campaign literature and sequestered myself in the library. A friend joined me and we studied for an hour or so. The next day the candidate spoke and...
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Is it fair for the Right to compare a democratically elected president to a fascist dictator that killed 6 million people?
Is it fair for you to expect the Right to be fair?
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Birds have wings to fly, what do we have depression for?
population control
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Kenneth Gladney, the man protesting against health care reform who got into the altercation is unemployed, has no insurance, and needs help paying his medical bills for the injuries he sustained... Ironic or what?
Update: He has insurance, through his wife's employer, and yet he continues to accept donations. Truly a Principled man, as someone once called him.
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Why is it that health insurance companies call staff "authorizing agents" when their purpose is to deny the coverage that the people paid for?
Newspeak. I think it's double plus ungood thoughtful of you to say such a thing.
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Why do we imigrate people who have no skills to come to our country to feed off us..We pay so much in taxes and for what? this shit has to stop, we have to concentrate on our kids,schools and elderly..Let shitheads stay in their countries..
Ironic word choice. If every illegal immigrant in the US disappeared today America would be starving in a week. Like it or not, America is dependent on illegals to do the jobs we just won't do.
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Your 8 year old was just in a play and caught the acting bug. Would you encourage her to pursue a career as an actor? or try to talk her out of it?
encourage but don't push.
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Was it a "drunk" who came up with the song lyrics, "A Hundred Bottles of Beer on the Wall"?
Willing to bet it wasn't a bus driver.
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Why do democratic party leaders hate rich people?
do democratic party leaders hate rich people?
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Are their still people with McCain/Palin bumperstickers in america? And Why?
Have you ever tried to remove a bumper sticker?
I bought a great used mini van... low miles, low price, great van...
But it's purple... has tinted windows, and had a "Gymnastics America" bumper sticker on it. My friends called it the pedophile wagon and warned me to stay away from playgrounds. It took 2 hours to scrape that bumper sticker off.
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VP Biden stated we have to spend money to keep from going bankrupt. Am I the only one who thinks this is insane.
Keynesian economics. It's what got us out of the depression.
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What would change if Congress were required to write all bills at an eighth grade level, and test it for comprehension on an average eighth grader reading at grade level? Would it improve public debate and public participation in government?
I think that would be totally unfair, as most Americans read at a third grade level. But, hey, why stop there. Lets lower the bar completely. If a concept cannot be explained in simple picture book format, it's needlessly complicated and should be abandoned.
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Why to Republican congressional leaders continue to push the :Death Panel conspiracy" lie even after it has been thoroughly debunked?
If all you have to hold onto is a lie, you hold on tight.
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Conservatives want to force everyone to have a baby but they don't want to help out with government funded child care? Is this as crazy as it sounds?
Conservatives believe in the sanctity of human life from conception till birth.
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Is it no longer republicans vrs. democrats, but liberals and liberaterians? Are the Rebulicans done?
I think you are giving the Libertarians a bit too much credit.
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Does the Bible contain errors, contradictions, or discrepancies?
pi=3, bats are "birds" despite the fur and such....
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To pure free-market people: Don't we NEED the government to regulate things like stem-cell research, abortions, and our food?
In a pure free market you can buy stem cells as food if you wish.
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I need tips on how to stop being depressed.im already goin to counciliing.and taking meds.im taking paxil.and im only 13.but please give me good tips
Listen to your counselor, take your meds. Ignore advice from strangers. Turn off the computer and go outside.
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Why can't a person say he/she loves Osama Bin Laden on AB?
Who says you can't?
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Why is it that people are not suppose to wear white "After Labor Day" ?....
Summer in the cities used to be hot, sweaty, muddy and disgusting. Add to that the lack of plumbing, anyone who could, would go to their country houses for the hottest months of the year. White is a very impractical color in clothing. It gets dirty very easily and is hard to get clean, so only the richest would ever consider owning it, and even they would never wear it in the city... So...
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Why is freedom so very expensive?
If it were cheap, you wouldn't appreciate it.
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Is Obama *REALLY* a communist, Muslim, Homo, terrorist who want to kill your grandmother?
No. He just pretends.
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Should Obama relax and enjoy the Republican lunatics crying about birth certificates or point out the irony that Sarah Palin never provided one for the retarded baby she claims is hers instead of her daughter's?
Um... "retarded" is an un-cool word. I know what you mean, but this word choice reflects poorly on you.
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Today's email brought this: "BARACK OBAMA AND HIS ALLIES ARE TRYING TO CHANGE THE U.S. CONSTITUTION:HELP US STOP A NEW CONSTITUTIONAL CONVENTION!" How ridiculous does a lie have to get for these clowns to see through it? See LINK:
I have to think that the lies, escalating, are just a sign that the right has just lost it. Completely. How stupid would one have to be to believe this? How desperate would one have to be to say this? One day, people are gonna wake up and say "I just can't believe that...."
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Pikachu? or Bulbasaur?
Bulbasaur. Pikachu was to fey.
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Are you a product of Woodstock?
My parents were the poster children for straight laced middle America... I'm a product of the rhythm method.
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WellPoint, the nation's largest health insurer, rewarded employees for canceling coverage of sick patients. Should this be legal? http://www.consumerwatchdog.org/patients/articles/?storyId=27969
I suspect that giving a bonus is not something that can be controlled by legislation.... But I wonder how many people would change plans if they knew. Where are the good old "60 Minutes" in depth reports?
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Flashback: Republicans Opposed Medicare In 1960s By Warning Of Rationing, ‘Socialized Medicine’. Does America remember? See LINK:
Admittedly, I was a bit young.
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If the health care bill goes through with that "public option" they keep talking about, does this mean that every legal citizen will be FORCED to sign up for some sort of health plan no matter what? What if a person does NOT want health coverage at all?
What part of the word "option" is troubling you?
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Are you against public health insurance in the Obama healthcare reform bill?
Just a thought: Most Doctors offices have at least one full time person who's only function is to fill out the numerous insurance forms. The task is made that much harder because every insurance company has their own "codes" for ailments, illnesses and treatments. Code XYZ could mean a broken leg to company A, but XYZ could be a birth control test to company B. By simply...
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Is America Like Gondor a city in ruins holding out in the old fort awaiting the Great battle of our time?
Yes, exactly.... but without the armor.
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What's the point of voting for a republican if they are not for lower taxes and smaller government anymore?
Because God is a republican
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You get up go downstairs and see Obama sitting at your kitchen table. What do you say?
Why are you in my basement, and why did you move my kitchen table?
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Lynette "Squeaky" Fromme released from Prison she was a Manson family Member what are you thoughts on this release?
Unworthy of your love.
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Why is everyone so against "end of life counselling" when the first President Bush signed the exact same language (Patient Self-Determination Act) back in 1990? The so-called "death panels" are current U.S. law, put there by a Bush!
Obviously they aren't. What they are doing is stirring up the Republican Right's base and senior citizens, frightening them with a scary load of dung. It doesn't matter what the truth is, they're selling the lie so that they can motivate people to vote out that mean man who wants to kill grandma.
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Does anyone actually think there are "death panels" in Obama's health care plan?
Newt came to the lady's side on this one....
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Does anyone actually think there are "death panels" in Obama's health care plan?
No one with an IQ in triple digits.
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Death panels? Who cares, but people trying to demonize the opposition. Doesn't anybody care or remember that the CBO said that the current governement healthcare takeover plan will cost into the TRILLIONS of dollars, with no way to pay for it?
Care to site a valid source for this?
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What percentage of people that attended Woodstock do you think actually remember it?
Isn't the phrase "if you remember Woodstock, you weren't there"
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Why do so many people seem to believe the Republicans' lies about healthcare reform?
Where is the public outrage at their phony charges of euthanasia and rationing?
The Right has a tradition of using simple answers to complex questions (Trees cause air pollution, there is an endless supply of oil, if the President does it, it's not illegal) and those who drink from the right's poisoned well have grown accepting of the simple answer and too lazy to do any homework...
When faced with a complex question with No simple answer they get frustrated...
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What do you think of Sarah Palin's description of Britain's NHS as 'Evil' and a 'Death Panel'?
I would not trust Sarah Palin to accurately describe the color of orange juice.
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How can one claim to be a Patriot and still follow meekly under the direction our Government is taking us? Should the word "Patriot" be redefined?
You mean like in "The Patriot Act"?
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Name something positive about socialism.
Public schools.
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Whats the stupidist conspiricy thoery you've ever heard?
The Queen of England had Princess Dianna killed because of her work in third world countries concerning land mines.
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Is Obama going to be a President 1 term or 2? What do you think?
If "hope" and "change" don't work he is gone in November 2011 right?
Um.... You are aware that his term would end in January, right?
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What is Dubya up to nowadays?
Same as always.. clearing brush in Crawford.
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There's a guy who will remain nameless that says I am pathetically naive, the Federal Reserve controls the Presidents and the country since the time of the Kennedys and I should check out his 6 zillion sites about it. Your thoughts?
If a conspiracy theorist calls you naive, and you allow it to bother you, you might just be naive....
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Am I the only one who is in favor of a single payer health care system in this country?
Nope....
Unfortunately we are in the minority... http://www.rasmussenreports.com/public_content/politics/current_events/healthcare/august_2009/32_favor_single_payer_health_care_57_oppose
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Why is Sarah Palin a shill for fear against public healthcare?
It's the party line.
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Do you feel the media is using the "mobbing" of town hall meetings to stir things up between republicans and democrats,for the sake of sinsationalism?..Or do you think the opponants of healthcare reform are bussing in the "mobs"?
It's AstroTurf. Orchestrated and manipulated to prevent the truth from being heard so the lies can be bandied about.
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Will the new healthcare plan cover illegal immigrants too?
No. This is a falsehood being spread by those who oppose... everything.
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Do you think Government can maintain the same quality of medical care if it is taken away from private ownership?
Nothing in the proposed plan takes the "medical care" away from private ownership. Same Doctors... same hospitals... different payment schedule.
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Is Obama's 3 billion for cash for clunkers doing a good job at stimulating foreign auto manufacturers such as Korea?
Most foreign cars sold in the US are in fact manufactured, or at least assembled in the US. Buy a foreign car, put Americans to work.
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Do you think america made a mistake by electing President Obama? Why or why not?
Compared to the alternative? No.
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Why do Republicans support Sarah Palin when she quit instead of staying the course?
Many who supported Palin did it for no "good" reason. She was new, pretty, a breath of fresh air...
Those who continue to support her... Cult of Personality.
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Are Republicans really so gullible that they consider Sarah Palin an energy expert?
Republicans think "Forrest Gump" was a documentary.
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I am currently listening to a Town Hall Meeting on TV and those who are speaking are asking some very good questions...I can actually hear the logic and rationale behind them. Why don't the shouter-downers know this and let the people speak and answer?
"Why don't the shouter-downers know this and let the people speak and answer? "
Because that's not what they are being paid to do.
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What would be another pathetically lame question to ask attacking Obama? Or have they all been asked by now?
Can you provide evidence that proves that Barak Obama is indigenous to this planet? How do we know that Aliens from the Crab Nebula didn't secretly implant an alien embryo in his mother?
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Saw a woman on TV last night who was crying, saying she wanted "her" America back..that she didn't recognize it. Well, I want my America back too...problem is, it's people like her that are destroying it. What do you think?
Everyone is nostalgic for "their" America. The sad thing is, the way one remembers it, and the way it really was... not the same at all.
Ozzie Nelson was never President, you didn't go to school with Beaver Cleaver...and life was never black and white..
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Is it ironic that our Community Organizer in Chief is now denouncing community organizing?
Can you site a valid, confirmed, first person, reliable source for this?
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Janet Allison was found guilty of being “party to the crime of child molestation” because she let her 15-year-old daughter have sex with a boyfriend who the daughter married. Janet Allison must register as a sex offender for life. Is this right?
Insufficient information. How old was the boyfriend? Was the boyfriend charged (in some states statutory rape is negated by the "Romeo and Juliet" clause if the two are of less than 2 years difference in age....)?
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Is this song more true now than when it was written or originally sang by REM?
I don't know. Do you feel fine?
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Why does repairing offshore pipeline cost so much more than repair of onshore pipelines?
Shark Repellent ain't cheap
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How would you describe an Alcoholic Person...?
Tall...
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Should I Laugh or Cry America?
Do whatever the voices tell you to do.
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If a place like BRIGADOON actually existed. . . . . . . .would you GO. . . . .knowing that if you stayed it would be a 100yrs. before you could come back?
Would I have to speak with a Brogue? Cause that would be a deal breaker....
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How do you know when you're old?
When you start to look like your driver's license photo.
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By Bill Maher's definition, I am an elitist. Read his humorous article and tell me, are you too?
I've been a member of the Media Elite for decades....
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I just bought 2 packs of frozen Stouffer's Lasagna with meat & sauce. Are they any good?
Yes!!!! Not great, but pretty good for store bought.
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For better or worse: What would society be without talking heads?
Heaven
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Why did the simpletons call Bush a killer when Obama supports the murders of 50 million plus babies are they a curse from Satan as he stated?
Amazing that you completely overlook the fact that he's supporting education (including abstinence)as a means to prevent unwanted pregnancies and STDs.... But you hear only what you want to.
"In his five years as governor of Texas, the state has executed 131 prisoners -- far more than any other state. This past week The Chicago Tribune published a compelling report on an...
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When should we start Rioting since we are not being represented by any of our elected officials? Or do you like to be lied to?
Inciting a riot is a criminal offense. Please report to your local police department and turn yourself in.
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What do you think about the recently found Obama's Kenyan Birth Certificate?
That's nothing.. I heard that a farmer has actual video footage of Big Foot!
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My girlfriend told me last week that she wasn't ready for a relationship. She said she still has jelous feelings towards her ex's new GF. She said that she couldn't be with me till she was over with him. Do I stand a chance at getting her back?
You don't want her back. Count your blessings that you learned this now, not later.
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You recently married, you go to work to find a wedding gift AND bday invitation to the givers bday party, would it be bad to accept gift and not go to the party?
They are not connected.... and accepting either is not mandatory. Accept the gift graciously and decline the invitation in an equally gracious manner.
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I needed some rotted boards replaced on the deck of my front porch. The original boards were dovetailed, The contractor that replaced them just laid planks flush against each other without the dovetailing. They eventually warped. Why didn't he dovetail?
You got what you paid for... Dovetailing cost $$$
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What are some things that would be totally useless when trying to bag a deer? (hunting)
An encyclopedic knowledge of the history, cast, and plot lines of ABC's "Desperate Housewives".
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Didn't the president have something more important to do than have a beer with a cop and African-American studies professor that, let's face it most people never have heard of before?
Maybe if he gets up half an hour earlier the next few days he can make up the "missed" time.
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Who is the political puppet master?
Shari Lewis
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Is Obama all talk and no trousers?
Oh for pete sake, last month they were making fun of his "mom jeans"
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Why do people judge? gay's,lesbiean's,and bisexual's?
Because it's easier to point out the "flaws" in others than to recognize and correct their own flaws.....
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What type of food are university students most likely to eat?
Students at UNH petitioned to have breakfast cereal available for every meal in the cafeteria.
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What is John McCain doing right now?
Soduko
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What do you think Bin Laden is doing right now?
Soduko
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What type of horse is least likely to win a race?
a saw horse
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Obama says he hopes the beer summit has been a "teachable moment" for America but who needs to learn?
Generally I have found that those who question the "need to learn" are the ones who are unaware how ignorant they are and have the most to learn.
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Why do Liberals believe WE have something to learn from the other day's beer summit when those involved learned nothing and all believe they did nothing wrong even President Obama who simply regrets media attention.
"when those involved learned nothing and all believe they did nothing wrong"... Access to inside information??? You know those involved personally???
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Obama/Oprah in 2012?
She'd Never agree to be second on the ticket... and she couldn't take the pay cut.
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Has anyone had a mind blowing experience with the supernatural, ghosts, or haunted places?? if yes what hapend?
2 times, one location.
I was making a delivery, late night, to a Boutique Hotel in Boston. I hated the place.. groused about it all the time. No loading dock, no freight elevator. Everything had to be humped down one flight of stairs and up another. One night I had brought in half the load and went back for the rest. When I got back inside, everything I had previously brought in was scattered...
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How do you win a war on terrorism? (your enemy can be anyone)
That would be like wrestling Jello... it has no form, can absorb any attack.. constantly changing, but always the same....
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Where can I get a lead helmet to deflect space rays?
It doesn't work. It's all propaganda.... nothing deflects the space rays, but if we think helmets work we get lulled into a false sense of security.
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Fox News Channel commentator Glenn Beck says he believes President Obama is a racist. He said Obama has exposed himself as a person with "a deep-seated hatred for whites". Do you think that is true?
I have no doubt Glenn Beck said this. Glenn Beck says lots of stupid things. Glenn Beck has a High School Education and used to be a comedian... yep... says a lot...
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What is your view on the harvard professor's arrest?
Mistakes were made...
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Jeff Dunham, how many years has he practiced his art? How did he get started in this type of entertainment?
He was a very lonely child... rather sad.. and odd...
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What is the first thing dat comes to mind when i say, 'jeff dunham' <3
Jeff (fa fa) DUN ham dot com
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What did you think of the Jeff Dunham Christmas Special?
The "song" was kinda long.. not his best..
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Who is jealous that I get to see Jeff Dunham live in November 2008?
He does a show within 50 miles of me at least twice a year...
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Jeff Dunham fans: he just got a new order in for the talking Achmed Dolls & Talking Bubba.. Anyone want to buy me one for Christmas or my b-day? They are so cute!!
No. But thanks for asking.
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What do you think of alcmed the dead terrorist?
I'll Keel you!
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Which charicter of jeff dunhams show do you like best?
Achmed the Dead Terrorist
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What's your favorite Jeff Dunham joke? Which puppet is your favorite?
Achmed the Dead Terrorist
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Are you a Peanut, Bubba J. or a Walter?
I'm a jalapeno on a stick
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Any of you like Jeff Dunham? The puppet guy.
Very Funny...
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What's your favorite Mel Brooks role/character?
The Monster from Young Frankenstein.
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Can you remember any good quotes from any Mel Brooks movies?
"The staircase can be quite treacherous... stay close to the candles.... "
The candles are NOT lit.
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Am i the only one who thinks Gilbert Gottfried is underrated?
How, exactly, is he rated?
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Wouldn't Gilbert Gotfried have made a better Secretary of State?
no...
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Do you think that Gilbert Gottfried's voice is sexy?
no....
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Im an american, what do u think about that?
And apparently you are a tribute to the American educational system.
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Where do we get most of our cuse words from? like fuck, ass, and shit.
Bob... he's working on a new one but he hasn't released it yet... but it rhymes with Orange.
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You're on your way home, soaked in the rain, what is the first thing you want to when you get in the door?
Take a shower.
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Do you enjoy getting under someone's skin?How far will you go?
2, 3 millimeters at most...
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While I do support animal rights, I, like many others, find PETA to be a little off the wall or over-the-top sometimes. Have you read this latest silly story? (see attached link)
As a child I was told not to play with food.... I don't really see PETA as the bad guys in this story... Kinda a reasonable request.
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What is something you miss?
My mind.
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What has no visible ears, but can hear?
A chicken
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What, do you think, would be the hardest thing to sell?
Subscription to tabloids... I mean who's gonna buy a years subscription when every other cover has a "The World Will End Next Week" headline?
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Is conquering the galaxy what bacteria with spaceships would do?
Only to distract us from their real plan: Galactic domination through Pyramid marketing schemes.
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Is a racist being fast-tracked onto the SCOTUS?
Only if you want to take her words out of context....
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Are White Christian's that want limited Government the most hated people in America?
No. Loud mouthed bigots who don't understand economics or the Keynesian multiplier are the most hated people in America. Of course They would never admit that. They'd say they are being persecuted because of their color, their religion and their "common sense" approach to finance.
Basically: Play the victim.
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How long can you bear your own company?
all my life thus far... seldom if ever apart...
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Are you old enough to vote?
Eek.. more than twice over...
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I took a Star Trek personality test today and I am apparantly akin to Qwark the Ferengi. Which Star Trek character do you think you are most like?
Lt. Reg Barklay III
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What movie gave you nightmares as a child?
The Wizard of Oz... Not the witch.. not the trees, not the flying monkeys... It was the Lollipop guild!
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U.S. annual budget defictit tops ONE TRILLION DOLLARS, thanks mr. obama, CHANGE? Wow, is that ever CHANGE?
Look everybody, another "I don't like the President" question from the Cowboy. How original and insightful. And this time he's shown complete disrespect for the office and the man by intentionally using lower case letters. What wit! What sophistication!! What a jerk.
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Don't you think all this hate crap is just a means of division and when we are divided we are fallen? For instance - homosexuals trying to ban religion this will just cause more wars - vice versa except christians aren't banning homos from public places..
Oddly enough, my experience has been that most grief and aggravation is caused by those fine religious folk pushing their opinions on everyone else... I have yet to meet a gay person who was trying to pass laws curtailing the rights of religious folk.
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Which word do you use more often to describe a person who you find attractive?
Woofy or doable.
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Has anyone ever had to get your phone number changed to keep people from calling you?
My ex, who is insane, started calling me at all hours.... It took a two minute conversation with the phone company to change my number...
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What's something that puffs up?
an ego.
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What does a "code brown" mean at Wal-Mart?
INS just entered the store.
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Why do people say that coffee will make you shorter? I think that's kinda stupid..
6'2"... two pots a day since I was 13.....
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What's the first thing that comes to mind when I say "Pee Wee's Big Adventure"?
I know you are but what am I?
I don't make monkeys, I just train 'em!
Everyone I know has a big but. Let's talk about your big but.
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What are you supposed to do if someone on AB is saying they have postpartum deppresion, and has tried to put a plastic bag of their 8 month old's head....It's making me sick to my stomach, and I am starting to believe it's not someone making things up...
I'd suggest a call to Child Services.... they are required to investigate any/all reports of child abuse and would have contacts able to investigate the situation.
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Have you ever wished cancer on someone?
I once wished someone would get crabs... not exactly the same, but with a zodiac flair....
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Have you ever had sex with someone specifically in exchange for something.
I once had sex and got a haircut.... It wasn't a I'll do x if you do y exchange.... More combining two errands into one car trip. I happened to be seeing a barber...
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I'm so good at procrastinating on answerbag. You too?
I'll get back to you....
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Has anybody ever asked you how you were and you looked at them with a neutral expression on your face and said "I am operating within established parameters"?
Yes. My boss just soooooo didn't get it.
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It's spelled "N U C L E A R" So why do so many folk say "N U K U L E R"?
I like how the words Please and Lease don't rhyme... nor does good and food. English is a phucked up language.
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Give me liberty or give me _______________ !
a tuna sandwich.
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Does the world need men any more?
someone has to kill the spiders.
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How many of you are offended by this video?
12
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Do you have a coffee mug with words on it? What's it say?
I own over 300... It would take a while to list em all...
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Andrew Sullivan writes, "Sarah Palin Does Not Understand Cap and Trade." Do you agree? See LINK:
I will admit that this is "blind spot" for me, but I am willing to believe anything Andrew Sullivan says because he is delicious and I adore the accent.
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Obama vows to veto his own defense spending bill if unneeded F-22 spending is left in. Isn't it interesting that some of the loudest critics of wasteful spending insist on that spending when it's in their district? See LINK:
Everyone loves Bacon... no one wants a pig farm in the neighborhood.
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How matured are you?
I'd like to answer something like 50%.. but that's a lie.. it's like 0% one time, 100% another.. it depends on my mood, the company I'm keeping, the phase of the moon, the color of my socks....
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Can a true love die?
Possibly if you bludgeon it to death with a heavy and blunt object.... Like Tom.
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I have been in an abusive relationship and now I am out of it, thank GOD. My ex is still texing and calling me to invite me out, he hurt me immensely but I still have some small feelings for him.
Should I take his offer and meet him one last time?
Run away... run very far... run very fast... change your phone number... But stay the Hell away from him. He treated you badly when he was in "control" what do you think he's gonna do now that you've escaped!?!
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In your heart...Are you a Cowboy or an Indian(Native American)?
Shaolin monk
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You accidently send naked pictures of yourself to your parents instead of your better half.....what should you do?
Deny everything!
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I say "I am bored with this current wave of 'I say, you say' questions" , you say....
I like pie.
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Sexual innuendo is the_____________(fill the blank with as many words as you want)
olive in my martini...
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I say "Sarah Palin" you say?
nothing.
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Who Is By Far The Most Minipulative Person You Have Ever Come In Contact With In Your Life?*
Mother... a master manipulator and a black belt in psychological abuse....
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Why is it that that people hate clowns?
Because they deserve it!
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Who would you give a love potion to?
Someone who doesn't end a sentence with a preposition.
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In a Democracy the will of the people rules. Why do obstructionists continue to fight against the will of the majority?
The purpose of law and government is to protect the rights of the minority, the majority will always protect itself.
This is why we live in a Democratic Republic... we are ruled by laws, not mob rule.
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Complete the statement: Anyone who wants to rule the world ought to __________ first.
wash
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"Who was the american criminal during the depression era that was shot in all the major organs just acrossed the candain border?"
"Why is this in quotations?"
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A REAL American will always _______________________. (fill in the blank?)
Flush after using!
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If Hillary and Palin were the choices for the next Presidential election, who would you vote for?
No.
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Who thinks most humans are sick in the head?
It's just allergies.
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What do you want to hit, right now?
Weezer!
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Did you ever want to be immortal?
There can be only one...
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Who licked your face last?
Chairman Mousie Tongue.
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Has Sarah Palin cooked her own moose?
Hunted, shot, killed, dressed and cleaned her own moose. Then she ate it raw.....
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Something you might find at a circus
A child sized puddle of vomit
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What kinds of animals seem to naturally like you?
Yeti... and bears...
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Will air pollution get us all one day?
No. Many people are murdered in non air pollution related ways daily.
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Is there a way to get the smell of pee out of jumpsoles?
set them on fire.
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Who should be the Republican candidate for President in 2012?
There is a joke out there.. something about a poster for a lost dog.. it has mange, one eye, three legs, deaf, has any number of ailments and illnesses... answers to the name Lucky.
Lucky in 2012!
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I am disgruntled with the current selection of Republican candidates for President and since it is too late to do anything now I have decided to explore the option of running myself in 2012 Who would vote for me? funny answers are welcome.
Sure.. well, in the primary anyway.
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If you were to read a bedtime story to a child which book would you choose. Let's say the child is around 8 years old. It could be one from your childhood or a newer one.
these...
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I think I might want to start my own cult. How would I get started?
Read a lot of L. Ron Hubbard....
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What kind of jobs are suited for a Squirrel with a Suit & Hat on?
International Spy
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Do democrats hate Good Mothers that have a Career like they hate Palin? If so why is that please explain the double standard thank you.
I don't hate Sarah Palin. I happen to think she is an idiot. This has nothing to do with her having a career. No double standards here. I just tend to dislike stupid people.
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Do Sexy People wear Flip Flops?
Sexy people frequently wear nothing...
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If a pride of lions attacks and kills several wildebeest, would that be a slow Gnus day?
Well in the Gnus business "If it bleeds, it leads"
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Do you know the difference between the words "who" and "whom"? Can you use them in the same sentence?
Who is active and whom is passive.
Who did it, and to whom?
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AOL seems to be disappearig bit by bit. Anyone else noticed? is Time Warner killing it?
Disappearing bit by bit and byte by byte...
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When sitting at your computer with a beverage, which side do you place it?
The right.. I am right handed.
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Are you smarter than the average bear?
Yes I do...
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Can you name one thing that Sarah Palin has done to harm Alaska?
took the oath of office as governor.
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To all the people that say Sarah Palin is stupid. Have you noticed who the vice president of the U.S.A.? If you voted for Obama / Biden do you really have any right to call someone a "idiot or stupid"?
I have the right to call anyone I want an idiot or stupid... has nothing to do who I voted for or who won.... and Palin is painfully stupid.
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Is Obama handsome?
No classically good looking, but not unattractive. He's not My type personally, but I can see the appeal.
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United States of Socialist America?
Slapping a question mark on the end does not a question make.
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Can you complete this sentence? love is
Love is.
The sentence is complete unto itself... Love exists.
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I have almost 4000 points. Does that make me a serious Answerbag participant?
You can trade them in for gifts at the Lillian Vernon catalogue.
http://www.lillianvernon.com/custserv/view_catalogs.jsp
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People in the pentagon are trying to ban soldiers from using tobacco products, the sale of tobacco products on military installations, and ban the use of them all together on military installations. What do you think of this?
My understanding is that while in the armed forces, your body is considered the property of the US. Getting a sunburn is considered damaging government property (this from a friend who served ion the Navy). Having said that, there is Nothing about tobacco that is necessary, and it has been proven to cause illness and death in people who use it. That would constitute destroying government...
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Do you consider a woman giving a man a Blowjob to be sex? Would you be upset if your BF got a BJ from some other woman?
A BJ is sex.. no question about it. Anyone who says otherwise WANTS to think it isn't. If my Sig other were getting it elsewhere, I'd be Very upset.
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Who's you favorite actor out of these three... Jim Carrey, Will Ferrell, or Adam Sandler?
In my humble opinion, if the three "actors" you listed were lost at sea, the quality of movies produced would improve exponentially.
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Why did the majority of author Agatha Christie's murder mysteries have victims that were poisoned?
Christie's style... closed room cosies, are popular among women, as opposed to hard boiled detective more popular among men. Poison is a woman's weapon... She knew her audience and played to them.
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What was Agatha Christie's relationship with romance writer Mary Westmacott?
They time shared the same body.
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Has Hercule Poirot ever had a love affair in one of Agatha Christie's books?
I always thought his private secretary Miss Lemon had a thing for him.
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Which famous long-distance passenger train is featured in the title of an Agatha Christie novel?
original title Murder in the Calais Coach
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What are the names of the two main detectives in Agatha Christie's books?
But some of the minor characters were so much fun.. Mr. Parker Pyne, Tommy and Tuppence... Mrs Ariadne Oliver. Mrs. Oliver is a hoot, because she IS Christie... an authoress who writes Mysteries and who has an eccentric detective....
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Who do you like best, Miss Marple, Hercule Poirot or Tommy and Tuppence?
I actually enjoyed Mr. Parker Pine.
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What is your favourite Agatha Christie novel?
The Mirror Cracked
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Who is Agatha Christie?
One of the best....
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What is Agatha Christie's best book?
The Murder of Roger Acroyd is, without a doubt her best. She spells it all out for you... everything you need to know is right in front of you, and yet, the dramatic revelation still shocks you.
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Would you want to live in the village of St Mary Mead? Miss Marple lives there, and everyone she meets seems to get murdered.
Not everyone she meets gets killed. Some are Killers.
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What will happen to she ShamWOW now that Billy Mase is dead?
https://www.shamwow.com/ver8/index.asp
Not a Billy Mays product.
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What 3 words do you NOT say after sex?
I've had better.
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Some say, i look like John Travolta, who do some say, you look like?
Roch Voisine
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When you see crazy coming your way do you cross the street or meet it head on?
Crazy fears me.
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What do you spend most of your spare money on?
What means this phrase "spare money"?
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Is it better to give my friends 5 mo old puppy a bath with dishsoap or baby shampoo because she doesnt have puppy shampoo please reply quick we have to give her puppy a bath today
Dish soap has strong chemicals in it designed to break up oil and grease... This would be horrible to a pups skin... I'd advise just using water. How dirty can she be?
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If Mary boarded a plane in San Francisco at 11:45 a.m., and was flying to Toronto with an arrival time of why the hell do you care, at what time would she go to bed?
Mary Who?
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My dad told me that when he was growing up, they were lucky to have a black-and-white mirror, and that mirrors that reflect in color didn't come into widespread use until the 1950s. Should I believe him?
A Black and white mirror! Ha, lucky bastards... Why when we were growing up we couldn't afford no fancy city mirror... we had a window and we took turns sitting in it. When you wanted too know what you looked like, you walked up to the window and the person sitting there would TELL you what you looked like...
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Something unforgettable that last for under 60 seconds
Clicking the mouse, sending all your vacation pics (all of them, even the "special ones") to your entire address book by mistake.
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What am i supposed to do?
Take off your clothes and put on this robe. The Dr. will be in to see you shortly.
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Can you name a job where you might often encounter angry people?
Anger Management councilor
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What's something you might find in a cannister?
A baby Troll.
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Something you might find in a limo
a bimbo
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If I turn on an electric fan and it starts moving air for me, that makes it a fanner. So if I stand in front of it to cool down, does that make me a fannie?
Fannie Hill.
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Was this question limit on AB always in effect? Its annoying...
and what question limit would that be?
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If I was god, how could I prove it to you? Note: I am not saying I am god, I am just curious as to how it could be proved that someone is god!
If you were god, you'd be able to express yourself a lot clearer.
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Do you have a secret you have told no one but for some reason you're willing to share it with AB?
My aunt "E" is in fact my paternal grandmother. My father was born out of wedlock and shortly before he was born my "Aunt" and my "Grandmother" took a trip to Canada where my father was born.
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Which developed country has the smallest/weakest military armed forces?
Vatican City. It is a sovereign nation and has a standing army.
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What is the exact place where God lives?
Duluth.
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Would you sing a little song if I paid you 5 points for it?
And I am telling you
I'm not going
You're the best man I'll ever know
There's no way I can ever go
No, no, there's no way
No, no, no, no way I'm living without you
I'm not living without you
I don't wanna be free
I'm staying
I'm staying
And you, and you
You're gonna love me, oohh ooh mm mm
You're gonna love me
And I am...
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Do you agree that Wacko Jacko is the best known dead religiously demonic pedophile in history to get away with his monstrous crimes against multiple victims.
If you don't agree,then who can you name as a worse one than Wacko Jacko.
"then who can you name as a worse one than Wacko Jacko."
You.
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Can you launch a kite without running with it?
At the beach. There is such a natural updraft over the (hot)sand that anyone can fly a kite. I have NEVER been able to fly a kite anywhere else.
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The most important feature of Answerbag.com is _________________.
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Palin says she's a fighter, not a quitter. Finally, we know why she quit, right? See LINK:
She makes my brain hurt.
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Has the Failure to provide a detailed plan and the Blame Bush Doctrine finally back fired on President Obama?
I believe Obama has a plan.
I believe that much of our present troubles are Bush's fault.
And I believe if you actually read the link you've attached, you'd discover Nothing in it supports the obvious bias of your question.
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Does anyone else think we have the most awesome set of founding fathers that any country could have?
Yeah, they Rock.
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Is Sarah Palin a "circus act"?
More a sideshow attraction...
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Palin says, "I think on a national level, your department of law there in the White House would look at some of the things that we've been charged with and automatically throw them out,". Does that show she's ignorant of national law and unethical?
It's proof positive that civics should be mandatory in order to graduate from high school.
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What would you do if George Bush threw a shoe at you?
Stand still. I doubt he could hit me....
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Why does Sarah Palin believe that there is a "Department of Law" at the White House? see Link.
It frightens me that this woman is a college graduate.
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What is the first thing to come to mind when I say gnome?
The Book... Funny it being 30 years old. And Betcha didn't know Martha Stewart's husband (at the time) was responsible for it's being printed in the US.
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31 "Czars" Obama despises the Constitution?
Not even pretending to ask a question here, now are you?
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Why do people feel such a personal connection to celebrity/celebrities? And, often express feelings of personal loss at a celebrity's demise?
Do you think it might be a kind of vicarious living?
I have no idea... a girl I worked with was so totally upset when Chris Farley died.... OK...mediocre celeb at best, and absolutely no personal contact.... I just don't get it. I was Bummed when Princess Di passed.. but I didn't wear sack cloth and gnash my teeth over it.
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In your Local News, What was the last death that you read or heard about?
Usually the front page will have the name of any service man/woman killed in the war.
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Have you been to the "White Mountains" in New Hampshire; what sites do you recommend visiting?
The Cog Railway climbs to the peak of Mt. Washington....
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About whom you are thinking right now?
My friend Jim who has yet to answer my invitation to join me for lunch.
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Who do you think would start World War III?
The Young Republicans.
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The Pope has called for a reform of the United Nations. Do you think it needs reform? In what ways? Or do you think reform is not feasible, perhaps?
I don't think the Pope has any say in what the UN does or does not do... I mean, is Vatican City even a member?
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Did you know the bible forbids Tattoos? It is listed along with Incest, Bestiality, and Stealing. Leviticus 19:28.
Thank goodness we can pick and choose the parts we want to believe!
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An elegant dinner for six at a superb restaurant overlooking the ocean...you and your honey and.... who are the other two couples joining you?
I don't know, but I hope one of them is picking up the check.
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Have u seen this:www.youtube.com/watch?v=eAaQNACwalw?
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If Sarah Palin was a man, would she have reached this far?
No. I think the novelty that she was an attractive woman was essential to her rise to prominence. Unfortunately there was no substance to the form, explaining her rapid fall.
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What causes the Peter Pan Syndrome?
Fear of Peanut Butter
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Do you think Sarah Palin will be one of the leaders of the Republican party, preparing for the election of 2012?
I think the Republican party has done Sarah Palin no favors, forcing her into the spot light when she was ill prepared for it. I think they will use her, in the standard dog and pony show to raise cash for the war chest, but ultimately, if she tries for the top office, they will smack her down without a second thought.
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Why is Sarah Palin resigning as Governor of Alaska?
The Daily Beast offers up 11 different theories... http://www.thedailybeast.com/blogs-and-stories/2009-07-03/palin-resignation-10-theories-why/
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Have you ever gotten sick fro eating raw oysters?
No, because there isn't enough money in circulation to get me to eat a raw oyster.
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When you where a child did you face abuse like getting hit with belts sticks etc and if you did would you do the same thing to your kids why or why not?
My father never used weapons... he used a closed fist.. Mom was more psychological and verbal abuse..... I would never have a child, out of fear I could do the same.
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Who and what completes you?
With the exception of my foreskin, wisdom teeth and ingrown toenails, I am complete unto myself.
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Is your Boy Scout trained to fight terrorists yet?
Well, mine is. But then my 10 year old is trained to fight Zombies.... Train em while they're young.
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What do you think is the real reason that Sarah Palin is stepping down as Governor of Alaska?
Because she's covering something up or because she thinks it will be to her advantage. Obviously Not because it will do her constituents any good.... She's been elected to one term and hasn't been able to serve that... On second thought, this might be the best thing she can do for her constituents....
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For the past several weeks, when I go to the gym there are people on a corner holding up signs against abortion. Do they actually think holding up signs will make any difference? Don't you think their time could be better spent?
In my home town they protest in front of the chain drug store because it's on the main drag. The health clinic is behind it, a block down a side street, but they don't get enough attention when they stand there.
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Does 'al qaeda' really mean 'the base'?
[Arabic al-q'ida, the base : al-, the + q'ida, foundation, base, feminine participle of qa'ada, to sit.]
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Just yes or no please.
Did you personally benifit from the stimulus?
yes. I work in a field that would, under normal circumstances been whiped out in a normal economic downturn. Thus far OT has been cut back, but No one at work has been layed off.
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Do you think sarah palin was main reason why mccain lost? or was obama going to win either way.
Sarah was Not the Main Reason... The VP is chosen to balance the ticket, to posses the characteristics the head of the ticket is lacking. With McCain that was a considerable challenge. She wasn't up to the job and came in with some weird baggage of her own.
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Did same-sex marriage issue help to elect and re-elect George W. Bush?
It was a polarizing issue that the right used to motivate it's base, so, Yes.
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What have you never done yet that most people your age have?
Married
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Men would you date a bi-sexual person
Most straight men would LOVE the chance to date a bi woman because it actually presents the opportunity for a three way....
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Can you name a movie that was as bad as Flash Gordon?
Flash Gordon II The Musical.
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Never have so few taken so much from so many for so long. True or false?
Sounds like South Africa under Apartheid.
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Is it plausible that the poor will rebel against the rich in the future?
It's possible that apes will rebel against the rich in the future....
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How long before the Sara Palin questions start?
I typed my first one as I watched her press conference.
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Why does Obama think California is the model for energy?
Does Obama think California is the model for energy? Where did you see this? Enquiring minds wanna know.
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The recession seems to be over! Even with unemployment reaching 10%, Obama said, "the stimulus has done it's job". Aren't you feeling better already?
OK.. This question is a duplicate of another question so I'll give the same answer.
When did Obama say the stimulus "HAS DONE" it's job? I suspect he might have said it is working, or it Is doing it's job, but I doubt he said it HAS DONE it's job... that sounds a bit too much like "Mission Accomplished" to me.
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When are you not so fun to be around?
When Cauliflower is in bloom.
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Do you tip at a buffet?
Yes. Servers, and indeed anyone who is in a "tipped" position gets paid "sub minimum wages"... less than minimum because it is assumed that the tips thy receive will make up the difference. Beyond that, they are taxed on a percentage of sales. IF you do not tip, they get screwed by you, then screwed by the government.
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Is there any chance America can cure herself of the liberal cancer that has infected her? Any chance the majority will come back to real American values?
Infection: the pathological state resulting from the invasion of the body by pathogenic microorganisms.
Cancer Is NOT an infection.
But stupidity is a disease and it's most contagious....
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How come the Atheists only attack Christians but not Muslims?
It's only a guess, but I'm gonna go with "Because unlike the christians, the muslims don't go on line and constantly whine about their false belief that they are constantly under attack".
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I have a 2000 blazer and someone had the catalitic converter removed, now i have the "service engine soon" light on and the code is about the catalitic converter, how can i bypass it so the light will go out?
Very likely you can't. In most states it's illegal to remove the catalytic converter... It is a vital part of the cars emissions control... On those rare (and I do mean RARE) times the removal is OK, the state will issue a certificate that states the when/where/how/and why, and that is supposed to stay in the car. If your car is street legal in it's present condition, any...
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Things You Dont Want To Hear From Your Cab Driver?
Didn't we date in High School?
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Will this news that Sarah Palin is resigning as governor convince fellow atheists that there is a goddess?
More like there's a skeleton in the closet....
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Has anybody here on Answerbag ever read the "Left Behind" series? what did you like about them the most?
I read them. They read like juvenile fiction.
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Do you think my goldfish notices I've rearranged his tank to give him some variety?
I've read somewhere that Goldfish have a memory span measured in seconds.
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Where is the forgiveness button located on my 1955 female wife?
Wasn't standard equipment till 1977
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Do you think feet are disgusting or lovely?
yes
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Why don't you just give me back my car now?
Because 4 twos beat 3 aces.
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Obama has okayed the ENERGY bill congress wants to pass....america ,do u realize the costs , 5 times more of electricity to us? we won't be able to afford to run ceiling fans ,much less ac's....comments?
Extreme statements make me suspicious.... a site please?
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Sometimes when I notice someone is taking a group picture I pretend to be part of the group and smile at the last second for fun. Kinda like a surprise for later. Is that weird? Does anyone else do this?
I like walking in the background and waving at the camera.
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I heard Karl Malden died. . . . . . . . .but from WHAT?
He just couldn't cope with the loss of Billy Mayes.
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What's the Sexiest food out there?
pie
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Is your hair curly, straight or wavy?
Yes.
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Do you think uniforms at school help at all?
Not at all. I went to a Catholic school.. Uniforms so everyone looked the same... Right. If you didn't have the right shoes, the right coat, the right sweater... left to our own we would have been fine, but the uniforms gave us a reason to be jerks.
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When's the last time u shaved ur legs?
never.
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Can you complete this sentence? "Revenge is ...... "
A dish best served with two sides and a dinner roll.
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Doctor, while I am here, will you take a look at my _____________________?
401K
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News item: Nike pays $38M to UNC to cover all their sports teams and coaches. So I'm assuming that their "swoosh" will be all over the uniforms - what about the marketing, economics and business classes?
Marketing, economics and business classes rarely get airtime on national television. But rather that covering the sports teams and coaches, wouldn't swooshing their Uniforms make more sense?
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What would be a good comeback after someone says your gay
Are you free Saturday night?
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If woman had been left alone to approach and enjoy sex with all the gusto that men do/did do you think history would read quite differently?
Most definitely.
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Have you ever marched in a parade? What was your role?
4 Years in a Marching Band.
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What hurts the most is when __________________.
I pee.
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The more people i meet, the more i like ______?
pie
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Why are so many guys anti-gay? The way I look at it, that leaves more babes for the straight guys!
Because they think every gay man will want to have sex with them. As I have told my straight friends: I'm Gay, not blind. If Women can resist your "obvious charms" it's very likely that gay men can as well.
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Do you hold grudges against other answerbaggers who have either argued with you over an answer or gave you a bad rating?
There are a couple of jerks on here I ignore...
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What travels faster than the speed of light?
Bad news. Nothing travels faster than bad news.
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Obama has announced that the 'stimulus' has done it's job. Do you agree and what differences do you see?
I question the source.... He might have said it is working, or it's doing it's job, but I find it hard to believe he said it HAS done it's job.... Sounds a bit to much like "Mission Accomplished" for this lil brown bear....
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You know back a long time ago,they used to take people who they thought was a witch,and tie their hands and feet together and cast them into the lake,after about 100 people never floated,why did that not tell them witches don't exsist?
Because they didn't want to KNOW that. Most of the people accused of being a witch were accused for political or financial reasons.
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I love how this sleep eat out then why for not this type?
Yoda, is that you?
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Why do clever people ask so many questions
Because Buffy the Vampire Slayer is a rerun Again!
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Sarah Palin is challenging Obama to a footrace.Is she starving for attention?
There is an article in Vanity Fair and a new book coming out about her.... Yeah gawds she is a bimbo.
http://www.cbsnews.com/stories/2009/07/01/politics/main5128672.shtml
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What is the name of the Mississippi paddle-wheeler that provides the setting for the stage and movie musical Show Boat?
Cotton Blossom. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Show_Boat
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If you could be any rank in the military, which one would you want to be? (Consider pay vs. responsibility, power vs. accountability ... )
Commander and Chief.
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A guy once told me that he wanted me to feel how much he cared about me. What did he mean by that?
Vulcan mind meld.....
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With all the things that the administration of AB can do WHY can't they come up with a solving of the DR'ing system? WHY can't they come up with a way to have a person post WHY they are DR'ing instead of simply pushing the negative button and moving on?
Why should they. A DR is a statement in and of itself....
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