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Witch country is the best to relocate to from South Africa? Canada, Australia or New-Zealand? And why? Some others have suggested Australia, and I must agree. The climate you will find is agreeable, the cultures not vastly dissimilar, no language barrier(Canadians will have trouble understanding your slang, I guarantee you), a decent south African community and a welcoming populace. New Zealand is also a good option, very similar to Australia - and of course, Trans-Tasman travel is pretty cheap.

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Im 14 years old and im an atheist.Should i tell my parents?My father is really religious. Well, First of all, congratulations - Not for becoming an atheist, but simply for making your own choice, no matter what it was. It can honestly be quite hard - it was for me. Second, that's a tricky situation. If you think it will cause no problems, and your father will be understanding of your choice without causing trouble about it, or causing problems in the family or for yourself, then I...

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Atheists-are you good without God? I try my utmost to be. I am by no means perfect, I make mistakes, I really badly screw up and hurt people sometimes. I am prone as any other man to the trappings of emotion at times. But on the whole, I would say yes.

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Atheists only please. Did you become an atheist after believing or did you never believe at all? My uncle became an atheist after years of being an altar boy & going to Church every Sunday & I was just curious about others I was religious when I was younger, as that is what I was taught. I was also passionate about science, and it did admittedly come into conflict often, and when it did, I went with science, because we know more now than we did when the bible was written - phenomena which would be frightening magic then is now easily explained by science. As I grew older, I started to ask questions about...

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is there light at the end of the tunnel? or is it just an air vent to your tomb? Allow me to answer your question with a question - Why the hell would your Tomb have an Air vent?

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If there is no god, then why don't we rape, pillage and just plain do what we want - regardless of the brain washing. Well, there is two problems with your question - First, it assumes that We don't do these things already, whereas a quick read over a few newspapers, or turning on the news on TV will quickly disprove that, and second, it assumes that our morals come from the god of which you speak - assumably the Christian god - whereas there is strong evidence of morals much the same as the ones of today...

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Are herbal tattoos safe? Now, There is a yes answer, and a no answer here. If you mean Products such as Henna, Which dye the skin and look like a tattoo but are not one, then yes, They're quite safe. There are a few risks, but they're rather insignifigant. If you mean an actual tattoo with herbal inks, No, that really, really isn't safe.

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If 2012 happens after 2012 does that make it wrong or just late? To answer the question - No, It means it's wrong, not late. The Woo-woo Crowd predict a very specific date, and if that date passes without anything occurring, then they're wrong.

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When did you become an atheist? Has it alienated you at all? I can't say for sure. I was a Christian as a child, very vaguely, because frankly, the Religious education teachers at the school I was at - I was only seven at the time, give me a break here - flat out denied the existence of any other religion, there was only Christianity, or believing the lies of Satan and going to hell, which sounded like a pretty bad place to be, so, as a little kid, I was...

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Civilians carrying guns: good, bad, and why? I should note - I have voted "Not everyone should carry" because it's the most accurate option on the poll. Not everyone should carry - I don't want to go handing out guns to, say, people with special needs, who are unable to understand exactly what is going on with it, or Mentally Ill people who would be a severe danger to society if given a gun. My view is - Everyone who is judged Capable by...

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I'll be going on my FIRST plane trip in April, and I'm quite nervous! Any tips or suggestions to make the ride as stress free as possible? Well, As a flight attendant, I deal with this a lot. First, Remember above all, you'll be fine. Nothing will happen, and there is nothing to worry about. Second - Just relax. If you have anything you are having trouble with, or you need help with, feel free to ask your flight attendant. Third - Bring some entertainment. Load up a music device or iPhone with podcasts, bring a good book or...

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Is it normal to hide ignorance by Googling answers? If you look up something on Google because you didn't know, that's not "Hiding Ignorance" that is "learning something", which is something that should be considered a good thing, not something to be looked down on. However, the question smacks of paranoia. How does someone Google the answers before you ask them a question? I mean, sure, if you ask a question, and someone says "Hold on, I'll be...

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What evidence of God is there? Here's a question rarely asked - Which god? To assume it's the christian concept of god is foolish and extremely arrogant. To assume any other god is equally foolish and arrogant. Please be more specific in the future.

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Who is the better drummer RINGO STARR or CHARLIE WATTS Well, it's a matter of opinion, really. Charlie Watts was more Technically skilled, however, Ringo Starr had a greater influence on the composition and creation of the music he was famous for.

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Why did the Beach Boys record a song written by Charles Manson? They didn't really. The song of which you speak, "Never learn not to love" was an almost entire re-write of a song Manson wrote called cease to exist. Dennis wilson - a friend of Manson's from when Manson was on the fringe of Hollywood society - took the original tune, re-wrote the lyrics, and wrote a new medley for it.

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when will it end? why do so many fight for a longer life? One reason is that we feel we don't have enough time. Allow me, if you will, to illustrate this for you. Right now, as you are, at your computer(or other internet device) Think of five things that you want to do in the next five years, five activities that are less goals than things that could be absolutely achieved, for example, "Go to Thailand", "Go skydiving" or "Marry my Fiance." Now,...

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You've just died. Write your Own Epitah(Mesage on your headstone) Or Eulogy. Dear Reader, If the earth here be disturbed, If the owner of this Headstone is seen around Please use the following advice "Aim for the head"

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What is so difficult about not fighting? The other guy punches you in the face a lot.

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Is the atheist belief structure based on probabilities or proofs? Sorry, double post, my mistake.

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Are Jehovah Witness's Christians? Technically, No, because they do not believe that Jesus IS god/an aspect of god. On that score, neither are Catholics, with the father/son/holy ghost trinity, because it separates god and Jesus into two entities. However, they do follow a version of Christianty, keeping in mind that "Christianity" has changed in meaning from a very specific sort of faith to a much wider umbrella...

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IF your lifelong friend with whom you've slept in the same bed with before, showered at the gym with before , went skinny dipping with , etc. ... after 15 years comes and tells you He / She is Homosexual ; How do YOU react? "Fair play, aye. Want another beer?"

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Does Australia have crocodiles or aligators? Well, Naively, we have Crocodiles and no alligators, however, thanks to Zoos and the like, we could be said to have both.

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Where do you prefer to sit when selecting your seat on a plane? In my jumpseat, preferably starboard aft unless I'm on a Fokker F100/F50. I'm a flight attendant, thus the jumpseat, but No reason for the starboard aft, It's just a preference - except in the Fokker F100 and F50, where the rear jumpseats are smaller than the backseat in a compact car - and I'm not a small dude. Unless We're flying with three Cabin Crew, and I'm...

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What do you think about the reality shows? I love documentaries!

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How to get bigger balls Bigger balls are against snooker regulations.

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Name something you might discuss with your Neighbour...? The day to day happenings on Ramsay street, fnar fnar

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Is it true that in ancient Greece 300 soldiers fought off 200,000 Persian troops for 3 days? A history grad student, Marta, mis-clicked as she browsed on Encarta. Instead of King Midas, there appeared Leonidas -- "Phrygia? Madame, THIS IS SPARTA!"

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If you had a film camera and converted to digital when the prices came down, did you find yourself having less photo discipline since you could take endless photos and delete the ones you didn't like? Not at all - Some of my best shots have come from things I have shot entirely on a whim with no set-up. Edit - Both on film and in digital.

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I am about to eat a hamburger for breakfast, what is the silliest thing you have had for 1st meal of the day? Wheat-bix and Baileys/kaluah mixed substituted for milk.

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How high's the water? That Depends: How low is the bottom?

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Is there a word to describe very heavy snow? there are loads for rain but i cant think of any for snow! I'm from a tropical country, i can't help much, but I believe that "Flurries of snow" means that it's snowing quite heavily.

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What are some great bible study tools, programs, books or websites (especially websites) that you know of? I suggest the Skeptic's Annotated Bible. It's the proper text of the bible, however, it has plenty of impartial, unbiased, cross-referenced footnotes, and of course, because you need more than one person to provide material from the other side. Honestly, what ever happened to teach both sides of the controversy and let the student decide? Or does that only apply where convenient? ...

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What are the good things and not-so-good things about being a genius? *Laughs* Considering what I've seen on Answerbag over my time here, I think I can say with some confidence that very few here could tell you from experience. I imagine that it would be somewhat easier to be able to retain knowledge better, and come to better conclusions faster, so on, however, it would be almost insufferable, because people would come to you all the damn time saying...

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I am still with my ex-boyfriend, but i all ready have a new boyfriend. What should i do? Being in pretty close to this exact situation myself - except from the ex-boyfriend side - I recommend you Cut net, kiddo. Make it clear that you're not with him any more, and if he wants to be friends, fantastic, if he doesn't, well, he can pound sand.

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What are Rosie Palm and her five sisters famous for? Ah, They were of course, the members of the famous band, "The Palm Pilots"

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Has the Wii fit helped you in either toning your muscles or losing wieght? No, But then again, I don't own one, so this isn't surprising.

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ARE THERE ANY HOMEOPATHIC TREATMENTS FOR MS? Well, there are two questions here - Firstly, Are there any Homeopathic treatments for MS? Most certainly. There's a Homeopathic treatment for just about every ailment known to man, and quite a few that are pretty much made up on the spot. Of course, the second question is - Are There any EFFECTIVE Homeopathic treatments for MS? Absolutely not. Homeopathy is nothing but silly...

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Shouldn't the Secret Service pay a visit to the New York Post for the stupidity they published about the President? I'm afraid that's not really their job. Also, There is this little things you guys have in America called "Free speech" and "Freedom of the Press" that kinda gets in the way of that.

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If anything is possible, then it's possible that something is impossible? *Shrugs* Possibly.

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How many blessings did you count today? Well, I counted four this morning. A good pipe with some good tobacco(1), A good cup of tea (2), the plesant surrounds of sitting on my side steps as I quietly smoked and drank my morning tea in the morning air(3), and of course, that I have the freedom to do so(4)

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Have you ever randomly noticed you had a cut or scrape and you couldn't figure out how you got it? Three words - Mysterious Drinking Injury

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Whats the worst movie you've ever seen? Loose Change and Zeitgeist tie on equal terms there. Far too much use of the "Woo Scary!" and enough logical fallacies to choke a horse, to say nothing of factual errors.

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6 yr old child says he was abused. He told EXACT same story to 6 adults. (how many adults can do that) 9 years later the abuser still swears it didn't happen. Could the child have made it up or the abuser is just in denial/liar? opinions? Anecdotal evidence is no evidence at all. There are a number of reasons the child's information could be flawed, however, this does not make the child a liar - Though it would be foolish for one to punish based purely on the child's words. Without any specific details, I can only theorize - for example, the child might view certain things as abuse - Ie, Spanking - and describe to...

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What are the Flash's powers? Can he do anything besides run fast? To expand on Canned ham's answer (http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/55062)there are other things that can be done with the speed force - for example, Wally West could tap the speed force to read incredibly fast, however, the knowledge would be forgotten very quickly. He could also tap the speed force into other objects - for example, he could theoretically, oh, say use the speed force on his...

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Are "YOU" a tipper? (yes or no) ...if so, Do people tend to tip prettier female waitresses more loot than the "not so pretty ones"? What's your thoughts on male waiters? No, I'm not. It isn't that I'm cheap, I just don't come from a country where there is a tipping culture - indeed, often tips are refused by either policy or personal preference.

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Why do men cheat? You Might as well ask what makes some people become teachers, or why some people like Dogs or cats. It's all down to the individual person, and it could be for any combination of hundreds of reasons. Some do it just because they can, some people do it because they're in a bad relationship and can't get out but want something else, some people just go with the flow and only...

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Why do some men feel women should look like porn stars when obviously porn stars are fake and airbrushed? Or do they feel that way? Not all porn starts are fake and airbrushed. For example, Abby Winters, an Australian porn site, only uses real women. No bad acting, faked orgasms, silicone breasts, manufactured situations or any of that bollocks - Just real, Normal, average girls, having fun. This is not the only example of pornography that isn't just mindless tat with insultingly bad acting. Disclaimer - Yes, I...

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As a bartender, what is the best way to handle a drunk/out of control person? Well, Firstly - You shouldn't have let them get out of control in the first place. It's not only very bad form and unprofessional, but it's illegal - well, where I come from and was trained, it is. Secondly - You cut them off, and try to talk them down. If they start to get toey, call the bouncer over. Don't talk down to them, irritate them, or otherwise make them worse -...

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Why don't creationists like facts? No, It wasn't - It was a good effort, but not a good answer.

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Is the guy who works at "Cruella" in Montréal going to go to hell for selling inverted crucifixes to people? No. A Cross, Regardless of it's orientation, is still just a cross, until you assign meaning to it.

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What has anesthetic effects but wont suddenly knock you unconscious? Just about any anesthetic has this property, if administered in small enough doses.

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Have you ever been on your local radio station, what was the reason.? I was a presenter on university radio for a while, and I'm thinking of getting back into it, now that I'm living in a different country.

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You're one of THEM aren't you? Well, yeah, but I thought you were too.

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Am I still using energy, if I switch the switch off but keep the plug in? That would depend - Are you switching it off at the Wall, or the device? Also, it depends on the device, and a number of other factors. However, energy use in this manner is likely to be minimal, so if you have switched off power at the socket/plug then it is usually safe to assume the device is not drawing enough power to make a difference.

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Is it legal to be buried in a coffin you made yourself? I thought it might be a fun final woodworking project. Yes, as long as it complies with the correct environmental protection laws.

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Why can teens drive sign contract get married but not drink!? Both in my country, and the country I'm currently living in, they can!

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My wife abusses me what should i do i feel like less of a man because i love her so much and would never do anything to hurt her. for example i will be sleeping and she will hit me in the head with a pan or a belt and she through a fish tank on me once Sir, you are in an abusive relationship. There are a number of helplines you can call however without knowledge of your location, I can't get them for you, you'll have to do that yourself. I also Advise you to go to the police - they will not look down on you or judge you, they will treat it as an equally serious matter as a woman coming in to report an abusive relationship. ...

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Blah blah blah Sir, you are in an abusive relationship. There are a number of helplines you can call however without knowledge of your location, I can't get them for you, you'll have to do that yourself. I also Advise you to go to the police - they will not look down on you or judge you, they will treat it as an equally serious matter as a woman coming in to report an abusive relationship. ...

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Could you name a scientist besides Einstein? Norman Bourlag and Marius Ernst. Also, Wasn't Steve Perry from Aerosmith an Astrophysicist or something similar?

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Is it true that Australia is called the Lucky Country because its population of godgobbers per capita, are the lowest in the world? It sounds like a really great place for Atheists. How long does it take to immigrate to Australia from sign up time. Well, yes and no. We're called the lucky country because we live in the best country in the world (Well, except for ex-pats like me, but that just reminds us how lucky we were) but we are indeed one of the more secular countries in the world. According the the census We have more open atheists and agnostics than we have anglicans. As for immigration, it's difficult, but worth it -...

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Do you ever wonder you get ignored by everyone on this website? Well, yes and no. My questions often get ignored or only get one answer, because they're questions that require more than a one line or a joke answer, they actualy require thought. However, I attract too much attention from various AB factions (trolls, the Answerbag police, Theistic types, so on) to think that I'm ignored.

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Can you name one thing that a person with a gun and badge can not steal from you? The Cake. The Cake is a lie.

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Flickr is going to charge for accounts now - what do you think about that? Well, If flickr were going to remove their free service, I would have heard about it by now - Digg would be all over it like white on rice. However, Flickr has always had the option of "Pro" accounts, where you get to upload unlimited photos of unlimited size, among other benefits. I have one myself, it's quite convenient.

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If you meet someone on AB for the first time who comes across as very judgmental and dismissive of others, would you try to dig through the surface to see if there is a real person there or just move on? I try to give people the benifit of the doubt, but some people just repeatedly show themselves to be that way *cough*selfappointedanswerbagpolicetypes*cough*

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Do you ever answer questions just to see if it disturbs a DR'ing Troll? I don't do it on purpose, but I do seem to cop a lot of them. It's an annoyance, but not a major one. I don't give many downratings - but I tend to get called a troll here and there because I'm not all sweetness and light to everyone, and call people out when they, for example, don't actually answer the question.

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Would you rather Bungee Jump or Absail? Well, I prefer not to bungee jump, as due to an odditiy with my eyes, I have a good chance of my retina becoming detached if I do. However, I'm an accomplished Absailer through my activities with scouting, and I hold an instructor's certificate for it.

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Rite a religous question adam and eve had two sons kane and able one killed the other and the surviver got banished from the land years later he came back with a wife where did she come from Poor Proofreading?

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What's your first thought when you get your monthly bills(credit cards, electricity, phones etc)? That my utilities provider is taking the piss. Glide Charges 40 Pounds a month, unless you're going absolutely nuts with the utilities - however, they charge every person in this house that rate, and 6 times 40 is 240 - and there is absolutely no way we could use 240 pounds worth of utilities in a month. Despite this, they're charging us 60 quid each next month. WTF? Edit -...

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My laptop makes a thumping sound. When I put it on mute, the sound stops, but when I take it off mute, the thumping resumes. Is it the internal speakers or a sound card problem? It's an Asus X51 reseries laptop. What can I do? Try Muting your microphone in the volume settings - I had a similar problem with my NEC Versa - Yes, think of Hiro Nakamura for a second...now stop, back to the tech - that seemed to help.

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Who or what is most of your anger geared towards? People who within an open community, appoint themselves to enforce whatever arbitrary rules they see fit. This is quite often exacerbated by the community's situation, for example, a community with few rules and little intervention by the authority already in place.

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I have been dating my boyfriend for 2 yrs now. I sometimes feel that he would rather someone else then myself. I get mad at him for talking to other girls, because he flirts alot. Am i overreacting? Do i have any reason to be mad? Well, this is slightly creepy - I've been dating my girlfriend for 2 years now, and she often feels that I'd rather be with someone other than her. I don't know if she gets mad about me talking to other girls, but I do know that I don't want to be with anyone else, and most of her reaction is her own personal issues regarding her self worth and other various problems...

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Can anyone tell me why someone cannot give points away, but AB allows a bunch of losers to go around taking points away for no reason and no consequences? Well, you have three groups of people on answerbag. People who uprate everything in sight, people who downrate everything on sight, and then people who give both away depending on the quality and content of the answer. Of course, there are subsets of these groups - for example, people who up or downrate everything that agrees/disagrees with their worldview/opinion/whatever, People who target...

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Whats the car you really drooled over as a kid A 1967 Pontiac GTO, and the Ford Stage 3 GTHO - I still drool over them to this day!

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If you wear glasses do you wear them to have a shower so you can see the shampoo bottle and shower gel bottle, or can you see enough to make out which is which? I can't see well enough to make them out when I'm wearing glassess instead of contacts - however, I don't wear glasses in the shower, I just make sure I put them in the right places when I have my glasses on, and therefore, I know which one I'm grabbing.

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After taking a shower, do you get dressed in the bathroom or do you change elsewhere? Well, I'm living in a shared house, so changing in the bathroom is pretty much compulsory.

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How would you rate your driving skill on a scale of 1 to 10 where 10 is the best? That would depend how you define that ten - for example, I'm not exactly The Stig, However, I can Drive very well, and I'm above average at Drifting.

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What do you think is better, a twin turbo, a large single turbocharger, or a supercharger? It depends on your application. For example, if you're using a big diesel motor for towing, you'll want a single turbo, because diesels are beasty in the low range, but need a bit of help further up. Say, drag racing, you're looking at a supercharger, because you have instant response with no turbo lag, however, you can set up twin turbos to do the same thing. Drifting,...

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So if I throw a shoe at Obama because I despise him, will you all give me a standing ovation? Honestly...Who throws a shoe?

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So if I throw a shoe at Obama because I despise him, will you all give me a standing ovation? Of course not, because People Have Jumped On the "I hate bush" bandwagon, because Mikey Moore and a Heap of celebrities jumped on. Others are mis-informed, or flat out ignorant. Also, Obama is treated like he can turn water into wine and produce loaves and fishes on command. He's going to wave a magic wand, and suddenly, beer flows from your house taps, and you don't have...

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Why is the shoe throwing incident a joke to everyone? What don't you see it for what it is, a very disgusting act against a human being? Honestly! Who throws a shoe?

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How do I give say, a six when the answer requires it. I push plus and the points only go up by one. Bazza, You're only level two - you get greater Uprating points at higher levels. So get answering, soldier!

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If you were facing eventual, probable total disability of a loved one (e.g., from Alzheimer’s disease) who would require 24/7 care, would you contemplate nursing home care, or would you commit to yourself that you would damn well do it yourself? No, I would not, because realistically, I'm not equipped or qualified to provide that level of care. However, I would do my best and do what I could.

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Had you been a WWE wrestler,on what would you have relied?Strength or Technique? A good script?

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Would you describe your significant other as a Snickers, sweet but a little nutty? Hogan's ghost yes.

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If you found out your OB/GYN was a lesbian or your Urologist was gay, would you still continue to follow with that physician? errr - this question assumes that OB/GYNs are all female, and all urologists are male. But, I'll ignore that. However, I will talk answers with you all - Firstly, if you have a straight male OB/GYN, and you wouldn't go to a Gay female OB/GYN, isn't that rather silly? If you refuse to go to a male OB/GYN, but would go to a Gay female OB/GYN, isn't that somewhat strange?...

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Do you think Sprial notebooks were only designed for right handed people? Because left handed people would have their arm uncomfortably on the sprial part. *facepalm* Just. Turn. It. The. Other. Bloody. Way.

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Do you think that every place (bars etc.) should I.D EVERYBODY no matter how old they look? No, and it's a silly idea to begin with. As a hospitality professional, I can tell you, on that side of the bar, you wouldn't mind so much, but on our side, it's a bloody hassle. Can you Imagine, you're serving at the bar, you're a man short backstage, and punters are three deep at the bar, so you're checking IDs? Good bloody luck, mate, I'd rather...

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I NEED TO KNOW HOW TO LOVE A MAN I refuse to answer this question on the grounds that it may incriminate me.

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Is the bible a lie? I can't tell you about the bible. But the cake is most certainly a lie.

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Do you get enough snow, where you live, to make a snowman? I don't just make A snowman, I make calvin and hobbes-esqe scenes with them.

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A co-worker, Grant, took a girl home Sat. night. They started to fool around, but when he reached down, he grabbed balls. When he told me he said he continued and was "plesantly surprised!" Thoughts, comments? You clearly have impressive testicles.

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Damn it! Why does it hurt? Your pain is the breaking of the shell that encloses your understanding. It is the bitter potion that your inner physician uses to heal your sick self, so drink this potion in silence and tranquility.

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What colour is grenadine? It is a very dark red out of the bottle, but of course, with varying levels of dilution, it will become lighter.

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What do adults here think about answering the homework questions...I try and provide the steps, like in algebra problems, but assume some don't bother to read them. I usualy don't even bother, because they normaly take the form of "What is the answer to (specific question)?" - I'm not doing some punk kid's homework because he or she happens to be too lazy to do the work.

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When is a man not a man? When he is a fish!

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I need to know the name of a book. All I know is that it was written by a Catholic Saint, it is consider a classic, and it is very detailed and nasty at times..sexually. Do you know the name and have you read it? I think I know the book you mean, And I have read it, but the name does not come immediately to mind - but I will note, he wasn't a saint at the time, he was only the Pope.

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In msn term what does <3 mean? It's a text based representation of a loveheart.

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If good and evil join hands,would they do good or evil? They would do nothing, with their hands occupied as such.

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Do you break your word as often as you keep it? No. I promise my S/o that I will love her and be with her forever, however, I have only a single human lifetime to pledge. Does this make it less valuable? On the Contrary, I think it makes it moreso.

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Did Barack answer the question about the White House puppy with appropriate gravitas? No. His answer indicates he has given little thought to the question, and definitely does not support the Kitten option, which may hurt his popularity ratings. Or, he could do the most awesome thing ever - instead of getting a puppy, he gets a Flemish Giant rabbit. No, I'm not making those up - they really do exist.

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I heard that the pilots switch off one of the engine in air to save fule. Is it true and possible to switch off one engine and run plane on only one engine in any circumstances? As a flight attendant, I have two answers for you - 1)No, pilots do not switch off engines mid-flight to save fuel. 2)Not only can planes be run on one engine in almost all circumstances, they are actually designed to do this when necessary.

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What would be the best way for an untrained person to fight someone 9 or 10 inches taller and around 50 pounds heavier? Hire Someone else to fight for you? Hit the guy with a steel bar? Seriously, I can't say. But fight fast, fight dirty, and fight for your life.

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I just had someone tell me "Ethnic jokes might be uncouth, but you laugh because they're based on truth. Don't take them as personal attacks. Everyone enjoys them, so relax." Is this true? Does everyone else enjoy them? Am I the odd man out? First of all, you're quoting Avenue Q. Good Work. Second of all, Nothing is universal. No joke is funny to everyone. However - if the jokes are not intended to be a direct insult, there is no harm in them other than what you assign to them.

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What is the name or term used to describe a person who kills by poisoning? It may seem obvious, but a Poisoner.

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Do you think that getto kids will stop saying what's the use in studying because they can't go anywhere in life now that a black man is president? Well, yes and no. Some will, but others will just find another excuse.

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Is PETA a disgusting violent organization that hates people - (as was shown by Penn and Teller) -? Well, I wouldn't say they HATE people, they just hate everyone who isn't absolutely behind what they are, what they do, and how they do it. Let's face it - they sponsor domestic terrorists, they're hypocrites, they kill animals in rolling death vans - basically, they're a despicable organization.

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What do you think about Obama now that he is the president of the USA? I point out that he's not actually the president yet - He is yet to be inaugurated. But I feel sorry for him, because the way people are talking him up, if he's not absolutely perfect, then he's going to get absolutely massacred.

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What type of paper do you prefer while writing in a journal? Blank Cartridge paper - the sort that comes in those black plastic covered Art notebooks. It just has a nice feel to it, and it's only a slight touch more expensive than normal paper.

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Millions of slaves and the oppressed dreamed of a black President , the dream of 'I have a dream' - Who will join me in congratulating Barack Obama - the 44th President of the United States of America! I refuse to congratulate him till he actually does something.

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If given the choice, would you choose to have a NHS system like they have in the UK, or the US health insurance system, when it comes to your health? I choose the Australian system, which is a midpoint between the two.

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Do you believe that the bible was written by God? (Explain your answer please.) Both from an Atheist and Theist point of view, the answer is a clear No. Athiests believe that the bible Was not written by god, as they believe such a being does not exist, and has not existed. Theists believe that the bible was written by followers of god, but it was emphatically not written by God himself - as the popular argument goes "The bible is a work of god, but humans wrote...

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Why were conservatives called "real Americans" in an mccain speech in Virginia? Because you can see them, you can touch them, and if you must, taste them...

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What does ACTU stand for? The labor government - sorry, I misspoke, I mean the Australian council of trade unions. Oh no, wait, I may have corrected myself too early...

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What would u think if your parents told you the way you have been spelling your name is not the correct spelling (and now your an adult) they said the hospital missed spelled it and they never corrected it. Has this ever happen to you? My housemate misspelled his own name on facebook.

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Would you abort a baby with Down Syndrome or severe disability? Statistics say 93% of people do. This is a hypothetical question. I had a heated discussion with another pregnant friend of mine. Please keep it polite. It really depends. I wouldn't abort a Down's Sydrome child, however, any other disabilty would have to be a question of severity - I wouldn't abort a child just for having, say, one less hand, but if the kid was going to come out a barely conscious bag of guts with teeth, I wouldn't even think twice.

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Who's better Immortal Technique or Lil' Wayne? NWA, kid. Get yourself some old school, when rap was a skill, not just talking shit.

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Can you tell someone's nationality by the answers they give? To an Extent - Americans are generally very easy to spot, as are the British. Australians are somewhat harder. Amusingly, One somewhat reliable way to tell the Americans apart is that quite a few American AB'ers just naturally assume you're American too - though, admittedly with the high saturation of Americans on AB, this is not an entirely unreasonable assumption.

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". . . has the guts." Where did the expression come from? Jack the Ripper - Now there was a man with plenty of Guts.

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What ijuries did Ritchie Valens have from his plane crash I believe he suffered a serious case of death.

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Why would you NOT vote for Obama? It isn't really his fault, but I hate that some people are voting for him simply because he's black. Frankly, that's racism, and racism isn't right, no matter which way you slice it.

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What wisdom did you learn while reading The Bathroom Wall? That I should stop looking at the wall, because the joke is in my hand.

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What has the study of biology taught you about a Creator? That there isn't one.

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I'm going to break into your house and rob you blind, how are you going to stop me? By pointing out I don't have anything worth stealing.

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Do vampires really get burnt when exposed to the sun? Well, no. They don't exist. In fiction, however, that depends on the sort of vampire portrayed by the Author of the work. For example, Anne Rice vampires do get burned, unless they are of sufficient age, however, Bram Stoker's Dracula just slept during the day, but if he felt like it, could stand in the sun all damn day without a problem.

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Do you believe gay marriage is a real threat? If so how and why? I'm not sure how it could be a threat. Do people think gay men are going to start leaping out of trees, marrying random men? G - *Leap* Gotcha, We're married! Sucks to be you! S- Married to a gay? My wife's gonna kill me! Actually, that sounds a lot funnier if you imagine S with a Birmingham accent.

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Why do fundie adults I come across insist I'm an atheist because I'm 15 and therefore, " young and ignorant", and will learn, "the truth", later. Being young dosen't mean I can't research and make informed decisions. Why do they assume otherwise? Don't worry, mate - When you get older, they just drop the "Young", and add a lot of other stuff after the "Ignorant"

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Would you support the proposition to make smoking in the presence of young children an offense? If yes why and if no why not? No, I don't. Admittedly, I'm a smoker, but I'm considerate, I don't blow smoke in people's faces, I move away from crowds when I smoke, so on - and I always move away from kids when I'm smoking. Do you think it's fair that I could get a ticket when I'm out and about, I'm smoking, and while I'm smoking, some kids move nearby, and unfortunately...

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What are your friends most likely to steal from you? My dignity.

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I cant seem to be able to do 42 pushups for the navy what happens if i have to go to bootcamp and cant do them If you arrive at bootcamp and can't do them, then believe me, you will learn.

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Doe anyone like.. know much about spells ? cuz i need like...stuff.. anyone know a spell for protection... to put on doors. ? so some ppl cant come in? I have a spell that so far has been 100 percent effective, I call it "This is my Boomstick." Seriously, kid, witchcraft doesn't work. The only way to keep most unwanted people out is a good lock.

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U no ? I mean or r u a h8ter cuz u just so proper n ur ways of literacy? 0100110001100101011000010111001001101110001000000111010001101111001000000111001001100101011000010110010000100000011000010110111001100100001000000111011101110010011010010111010001100101001011000010000001111001011011110111010100100000011000010110111001101110011011110111100101101001011011100110011100100000011011000110100101110100011101000110110001100101001000000111000001110101011011100110101100100...

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Can you play Gatuir:World Tour, on pc? No, you can't. Guitar hero world tour is Console only.

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If you saw God. Who or what would God be? I note that I am an athiest, however, I do have a mental image of the Christian god - A 40-ish woman of average height, some wrinkles, brown hair, curly and kind of frizzy, and constantly holding a mug of tea, earl grey. The mug is blank and white, but large. She is friendly. She is always smiling, like she knows the funniest joke in the universe, but she's just not quite ready to tell it...

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Wheel of Fortune's bonus puzzle Oct. 27,2008? You should specify which Wheel of fortune you mean - After all, More than one country produces it's own version of Wheel of Fortune. Also, You should specify what you're looking for in regard to The puzzle - The answer? The Puzzle itself? The clues?

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If the mother is AS and the father AB what does the child gets. The father is Answerbag? That bastard.

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When Christians say that the Bible is the "word of God," how do they know? Because the Bible says so. I'll just go and make tea while you get your head around the irrationality of that statement. One lump, or two?

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What's a movie you watched where you never saw the ending coming (besides the 6th sense)? Sicko, by Micheal Moore. Though, admittedly, I laughed myself sick at the way he portrays the British health system, and had to leave the room to catch my breath back. Seriously, the NHS a socialist paradise of free health care for one and all, for anything that ails you, prompt and effective as only the NHS can be? Jesus christ that propaganda spewing lump of crap has been smoking some...

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Did you seal it with a kiss? No, wax.

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What is the difference between hockey moms and soccer moms? Hockey Mums know how to fight - Stick down, gloves off, go for the face.

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What's the best thing(s) about your boyfriend/girlfriend? She puts up with my manic lunacy.

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What's bad about cheap wine? As far as I know, expensive wine, cheap wine, they all get you drunk. Well, cheap wine tastes like lighter fluid with rotten grapes mashed in. Good wine tastes, well, good. Mostly. Cheap wine, however, gives you much worse hangovers, because of all the sulphides and preservatives contained within.

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Greetings, Who is the administrative contact for this site? May I have an email address? This is a business issue. Thank you. Deborah Owen admin@answerbag.com Should be able to help you, however, be aware that the adress is only for answerbag admin contact - Answerbag is actually owned by another company, Demand Media, who can be found at http://www.demandmedia.com/

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When did George W. Bush start to screw up with you during his presidency? He didn't. Oh sure, he's an absolutely useless president, but not being a US citizen, Nor a citizen of a country America has declared war on, his pissing about doesn't really affect me.

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What is your gripe with Windows Vista? Frankly, I don't have any. People whine and bitch about it, but honestly, I've been using it for quite a while now, and I've had no real problems. (Note - real problems defined as - Something that requires reformatting and re-installing, a major, multiple hour fix, or having to take the computer to a tech.)

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What is the appeal of mountain climbing? I can't explain it. Some people just love to get high.

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Can you remember what you were doing when you were 21? Moving to england and having a very, very rough time of it.

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My Husband wanted me to ask this - has anyone ever pooped in the shower? Yes, But I was terribly sick at the time, so I was pretty much just curled in a ball vomiting and pooping constantly. Occasionally, I would whimper a little, but only when I felt up to it.

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Do you wear a cowboy hat? Yes - An Akubra to be specific. I wear the black colour stony creek style, but It isn't exactly like the picture on the website anymore, I've turned the sides up a bit, and the front of the brim is turned down. I ask anyone else commenting in this thread if they've "Christened" Their hat the Australian way - You punch in the crown, and then drink Rum (Or whatever...

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Who is the best violinist in the world today? Samara Maranelli

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If you could pick one song title to match the way your love life has turned out, what would it be? For me- Heart of Glass by Blondie Fear you won't fall by Joshua Radin

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Why does orange not rhyme with flange? It does - It just happens to be what is called a partial rhyme.

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Who created the element Iron. Albert Einstein, of course. Brilliant chemist, that bloke, and a wonderful dancer.

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Is the older black woman in the Ikea commercial where the guy put in a double oven for baking his son's class' cookies, played by the same woman who played the oracle in The Matrix? No. The woman who played The Oracle in "The Matrix" died shortly after the film came out, thus making her appearance in an ikea advertisement highly unlikely.

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Should osama bin laden be arrested? why isn't he? Yes, he should be arrested and sent to trial. Why isn't he? Because arresting someone you can't find hide nor hair of is harder than it sounds.

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My Mitsubishi WD 52825 has decided to not display video. All I get is a screen that looks like something outta Star Trek. A black screen with white dots all around and also random lines from the right edge. Any suggestions? Drop out of warp. Afterwards, check all your connections are properly connected, and your TV tuned properly to the source.

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If someone super hot came up to you and started groping you, how would you react? Can you say "Painful joint lock"?

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How dumb are we if it takes us about 4 hours to figure something out and takes our cousin less then 2 seconds to fix the problem? Well, It doesn't make you dumb at all. The hard part isn't knowing how to fix what's wrong, the hard part is diagnosing the problem. To put it another way - Your car is missing on one cylinder down, the same as your cousin's car. You both know that in both cars, a Spark plug is burned out. You both set about fixing the problem. You both guess, at random, Which plug to...

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The Scarecrow got a brain, Tin Man got a heart, Lion got courage, Dorothy got home, what did Toto get? Screwed over, obviously.

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If AnswerBag was a superhero, what would its superpower be? I can't really say, I've just got this mental image of Bizzaro, except with a sign that says "Answerbag No. 1" instead of "Bizzaro No. 1"

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The media (not including Fox) attacks and smears on Sarah Palin have become downright ugly and vicious and are a blatant effort to boost Obama into the Whitehouse and I am ticked off! Are you? The media supporting the position popular among the viewing public? Utterly shocking. I'm appalled. There is no precedent for this action, How could they do such a thing? </Sarcasam> Seriously, If one has not noticed that the media is generally biased towards popular opinion, then I question if you're actually consuming any (Supposedly) Non-fictional media. Also - Fox...

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What is your opinion on Perez Hilton? The site - It's a celebrity gossip blog. The only difference to the supermarket gossip rags is that Perez Hilton doesn't simply invent most of it's content, because Perez Hilton doesn't need to fill a magazine published on a deadline, posts are made to the blog when needed. The person - He's a Cleb gossip blogger. He makes a good coin off this endeavor. More power to...

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Do you believe pornography is an addictive substance? No, Because Pornography is not a substance. At the level you are thinking, It is a product. The addictive qualities of pornography, however, Lie entirely inside the individual consumer.

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Whats that coming over the hill? Peter North.

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Does it really matter which law school you went to since you all have to pass the same BAR exam to become a lawyer at the end? Well, no, however, I think having a degree from, say, Yale would give you greater opportunities than the university of the back end of nowhere - because It is reputed to be a better school.

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Somebody told me that contact lenses suit me better than glasses.... what are they tryna tell me? That you look better with contacts.

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Who wouldn't you enjoy getting a hug from? Cactus Kid.

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How long did it take you to get over your last failed relationship? Six weeks in a cast and 38 stitches.

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Who will join me in an "AB Restorative Society"? Your only duty: when you see someone downrated merely for their opinion, toss em some points. You become an officer if you uprate even if you don't agree with the opion but respect their right to state it So basically, It's no answerbagger left behind?

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Would you pull your kids out of this transgendered teacher's class? See link... I wouldn't. Who cares what gender they are and/or were, as long as they can teach a class well.

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You'd done something wrong, as a punishment, you have to choose 3 rooms to receive punishment. Room 1 has a group of well trained assasins. Room 2 is filled with hungry lions that hadn't eaten in years. Room 3 is filled with traps. Which will you choose? Room three, Because You never said they had to be deadly traps, or even large traps - it could be a room of mousetraps. If they are deadly traps, I'll go with room one, and take my chances.

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Would a person be excluded the category of vegan if the person treated a hen as a semi-spoiled pet but ate the hen's eggs? Probably, for the most part, vegans don't eat eggs.

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A world driven by ... Money, Power and Greed ... When will the madness end and men begin to act civilized? When Women stop acting like goddamn lunatics, driving them to uncivilized madness.

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Is patenting a lifesaving medication or vaccine, especially when it is widely needed, an ethical move? Yes. You can patent the Medication, and then refuse royalties, or refuse all but a pittance in royalties - because if you don't patent it, and then release it, someone else will then take it and patent it.

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What do you think why some programmers creating computer viruses? i need it for our project study, kindly show me also the source .. thanks . Seriously - Because they can.

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Is it possible that One God is the God of all religions? That each religion sees a different facet of that One God's personality. Possible, yes. Probable, no.

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Best piece of advice...ready...set...GO! Trust absolutely noone completely. Love those you trust a lot.

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What is your favorite non-firearm projectile weapon? I'm a whoop all your arses - The Trebuchet.

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Mughe 14.08.08 ko bleeding hui thi but uske bad mughe perioda nahi hue. lakin meghe brown color ka discharge ho raha hai aur stomer main pain bhi hai. please mughe batao ki main pregenet to nahi ho aur stomer pain ki koi tablet bata do. Go to the doctor immediately. 您必须立刻去医生。 医者にすぐに行かなければならない。 당신은 닥터에게 즉각 가야 한다.

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What is your favorite weapon from the Martial Arts and how do you treat it? Mine is the weapon of the Samurai, the katana. I have eight handmade ones that I keep in a glass display case, and 1 handmade one I use for practice along with a bokken. My Keris dagger - Because Unlike every kid and their dog who has a Katana hanging about (Though, I have two sharp replica ones in my umbrella stand - mostly for laughs) I earned it. You cannot buy a blade like this from the internet, shipped from a warehouse.

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I am 17 and ubsest with the suzuki hayabusa 08 iam planing on buying it as my first bike mainly becuase it is the only reason i like motorcycles i have every intention on respecting the road n mainly the bike what do you think? i am 5'9 about 180 shoud i? Oh god, Just stay away from the rest of us riders who prefer to stay in the land of the living, would you? Get something smaller, get a few years experience, then get the Busa. Hell, I used to ride around on this haggard-arse old Harley knockoff that I got from a junkyard for about $200 - And I turned that thing into a beast. Trust me, kid, from someone not much older, and has still had...

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My baby is only a week old and can already push himself p with his arms and lift his head for up to about 10 seconds is this normal or could i just have a really smart baby? It isn't necessarily smart, just developing through a particular stage faster than most.

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Why is aikido more popular than its predecessor daito ryu aiki-jujutsu? Easier to pronounce, for a start.

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What is your favorite martial art? Do you practice it regularly? I practice Pencak Silat and Krav maga, but I've picked up some bits and bobs along the way, in what my mates call "Bourne-fu" - And I do practice regularly, but they are not really the "Go get your Gi and belt, ask your attacker politely to wait while you warm up" like a lot of martial arts are taught today. If I train on a given day, it's most likely going to...

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Why is it possible to go to jail for "receiving stolen property" when the person doesn’t know that the item they’re buying is stolen? Don’t you think that’s way the heck too unfair? No, because you can't go to jail for receiving stolen property. You go to jail for KNOWINGLY receiving stolen property.

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If life is the first gift and love is the second ... what do you think is the third? A basket of Candied Fruit.

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Am I short if I am 5 foot 7? You're average. Right on the bell curve.

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Do you live the dream? I woke up.

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What is something you love to do alone? Sing italian and spanish operas Write code Work out Masturbate

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What is the best motto in our society? Semper Vigilans.

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What if i was 125lbs What if you already are 125 Pounds, and you're just trying to mess with us?

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Is it considered self-defence if killing someone is the only way to stop the life-time of pychological headaches/pain that you have? If it situation warranted it, yes, without a second thought. With my bare hands, if necessary.

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How do you hack onto your schools grade system and change your grades? =P Social Engineering.

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Is there a unisex term that can be substituted for nieces and nephews? (ie I was baby sitting for my nieces and nephews. Podlings. For Example - "I'm just taking my sister's podlings down the park."

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What is imagination? What do you want it to be?

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Has anyone noticed that ABag deletes extra spaces in typed content? I routinely put 2 after colons: like that, but I'll but there's only one now.... Have you also noticed that you can make comments as long as you want, within reason, by saving the first part of what you want to say, and then immediately editing it? When you're editing - No 1000 character limit.

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Some people believe "September 11th was an Inside job" how do you respond to that? In an ideal world, With a strong right cross to the jaw. I kid, I kid. Really, the only thing you can do is try to talk sense into them, present them with the evidence and debunk the sillier parts of the conspiracy theory. Beyond that, It is really up to them - You can't force someone to accept anything, even the truth.

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Have you sold your gas/diesel guzzler because of the price at the pump? Nope. My old motorbike was thirstier than a traveler stuck in the Simpson desert, and it still cost me bugger all to run.

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What is man's greatest fear? Vagina Dentata.

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Has anyone ever lived close to a murderer or someone who has committed a hideous crime? I'm currently living less than a kilometer from where most of the tube bombers grew up.

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How do you make the answers of your questions, "TOP" answer? Well, there are two ways - the first is to write good answers, as previously mentioned. The Evil way, if you're on a fresh question without many answers, is to just rate everyone else down so that they have less points than you.

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Ladies is it Personalility or Looks? Well, I'm not a woman by any stretch, But I can say that a combination of both helps - after all, you are far less likely to be approached if you look like me(Ie, ugly as a salad) than if you're good looking. If one does not approach, how does one discover someone's personality?

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Can you tackle the reality of life? It's easy, just drop the shoulder, grab for the back of the knees, and rotate it around the axis based on their center of gravity.

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What is Batman's greatest feat of strength? Rising again after Bane broke his back, and not only walking, but getting back up to full capability.

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If God really exists , why cannot he use his powers to bring in only good peace loving and healthy people only in to this world!! Because, as is shown in the bible, god is a vicious, petty, childish megalomaniac.

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What do you think of my country? Love it, mate.

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Can Barack Obama turn Colorado blue? That depends, how fast is he with a paintbrush?

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Are you willing to surrender your freewill to become apart of God? Not a Bloody chance, squire.

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What makes a girl hot? A fever. The only cure is more cowbell.

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Can you eat cocaine in any way? Yes, you can. Don't do it, Not only is it very bad for you (Especially your teeth and gums), but if you're determined, you're wasting the cocaine you spent good money on.

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How many pro-abortion people have seen videos or pictures of what abortion truly is? how many can watch the attached video in its entirety and still claim their pro-abortion stance? I'm repeating what has been said Many, Many times in this thread, but - If you think there is such a position as Pro-abortion, you're not only committing the logical fallacy of creating a strawman, you're a damn fool. As many people have stated, they are Pro-choice - As in the right to make an decision for themselves and their Unborn child.

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Has anyone ever dropped the "N" bomb in your presence. Yeah, people have. I've said it myself - Never offensively or to insult, but for christ's sake, It's just a word. You shouldn't be afraid to say it if you're not insulting anyone, nor trying to demean anyone, then don't arse about with this "N word" Nonsense. It is your (yes, you!) fear of a simple word that keeps it offensive - Case in point, Damn....

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Would you say you answered more than you asked? 17 Questions - 727 Comments - 940 Answers, including this one.

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What do you look like? I'm as ugly as a goddamned salad.

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What is the stupidest name you've heard someone name their dog? Tinklepig.

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Would you get a microchip implant if the USA mandated it? Of course not, But that would be because I'm an Australian Citizen living in the UK, and That petty little bureaucracy generator called "The US government" Doesn't effect me in the slightest.

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Will anyone miss myspace,if one day its no longer there? I will not in the slightest. It started out fine, but quickly disintegrated into a cesspool. An angsty, teenage cesspool, with terrible music.

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Do Demons walk the earth? Please explain. Yes, They are the Henchmen of Rah's Al Guhl.

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Has anyone ever really cared if someone left the cake out in the rain? The cake is a lie.

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Is the L really silent in PALIN? Only if you have to listen to her speak.

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In what situations might you say, "I will NEVER be your friend EVER again! ?" Probably situations where I'm going to stop being friends with someone.

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Give scientific explanation: Pioneers in the hot, dry, desert Southwest used to dampen their bed sheets at night to keep cooler while they slept. Evaporative cooling. Look it up on wikipedia for a better explanation than I can give.

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Are you ready to play some Guitar Hero and drink some Beer? God yes.

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I'm going to go where a student died on campus 5 years ago and see if it's really boarded up like legend says it is. If it's not boarded up, what do I need for ghost-searching? ;) Considering there are no reliable methods for detecting ghosts*, it seems, other than a camera, just take one. Preferably video, but a still camera works too. (*I won't say why, I don't want to ruin how this might turn out.)

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Is President Bush the worst president ever? Frankly, no. Yeah, he sucks at the job - But its not like he's dropped mustard gas on his own people or anything.

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Are you so cool that you can Pop Your Collar? I'm so damn cool when I walk into a room, everyone else's collars pop.

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Why does my dog walk backwards...every room she comes out of....she turns around and comes out backwards I have no idea about your dog, but allow me to tell you a joke to make you feel better. There is a Lowly crab and a Lobster Princess madly in love. The princess, after a lot of time together, finally took the crab to meet her father the king, to seek his permission for their marriage. "You can not marry this lowly crab!" The king proclaimed, "He is but a crab! He can't...

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Need to vent or make a confession? Do so here: Some of the people on Answerbag - and Not to be offensive, simply an observation, it is typically some of our Christian members- are so Intentionally Ignorant that I just wish and hope and wait that I can actually send a punch in the mouth through the computer

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I don't understand...why do you keep touching me? I'm not touching you. I'm touching witches.

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What things make you irrationally angry? Where your reaction surprises others. This is a weird one, But Bartenders who scoop ice with glasses, rather than ice scoops. Also, Purposeful ignorance.

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·If you could be God, what would you do for humanity? Use my omnipotence to extend the 30 seconds into forever.

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I've just bought a 90 subaru legacy and it was with a new battery we took it for a blat came back and it died on us, we rested in a spot for 10mins then it went again made it home which was 5 mins away then it slowly started to die again i Take the battery out, Charge the battery, replace battery, drive car.

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How is Sarah Palin qualified? Can anyone explain this to me? Well, I suppose that one has to deal with the media a lot as vice president, and she does have a Bachelor's in a relevant field. Other than that, what educational qualifications would one even need have to become president or vice president?

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Why does evolution claim a giraffe's neck is long because it evolved that way to reach tree leaves? Does this mean that all other leaf-eating mammals with short necks (i.e. all of them except giraffes) are all in our imagination and don't actually exist? Evolution doesn't claim that. In fact, evolution doesn't claim to know at all why a Giraffe has a long neck. Some proponents of it do, however, the theory does not. Some even think that it may have evolved from longer necks equaling greater desirability for mating, thus longer necked giraffes outbred the shorter necked giraffes.

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What is the most comfortable skating shoe... i saw a pair of nike skating ones in urban outfitters, but my mom wouldnt let me buy them, and now i really want a pair. So, most comfortable skate shoe? Personally, I've always liked volleys or chuck Taylors.

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Have you ever been a victim of any type of discrimination? Yes, Many times. I've been discriminated against for being male, for being white, for being athiest, for being australian, for being on a work visa in england.

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How can I get rid of a dark ring around my neck? It seems to be getting darker and darker no matter what I do. Throw out your cheap gold/silver necklace.

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Was Judas Iscariot a traitor to Jesus Christ, or did Judas in fact help Christ upon Jesus' own request? This depends on one thing - If you accept the Gospel of Judas into biblical canon or not. If yes, then yes, if no, then no.

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I'm practically depressed since people at school always hurt my feellings,any help for a 12 year old? Well, you've got good grammar and spelling, you seem like a bright kid - I won't pander to you saying the geeks will be the ones heading the companies the bullies want to work for, but gut it out, kiddo. The sun will shine tomorrow. Carry on. Carry on. Doesn't really matter. Easy come easy go...

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If Yoda were to speak your favorite quote, how would it come out? Greetings. Ingo Montoya, I am. Prepare to die you must, for my Father you have killed, hrmmmmmm?

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I WANT TO KNOW ABOUT ALL THE GENERATION OF COMPUTER THAT EXIST IN THE WORLD BY THE POWER OF WIKIPEDIA, GOOGLE AND GREYSKULL COMBINED YOU WILL HAVE YOUR ANSWER.

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Is it true that Sarah Palin only has a Bachelors Degree? If so, is it important that she have a more advanced degree to help run the country? Sarah Palin does indeed hold a degree - a Bachelor of Science degree in communications-journalism, to be exact. And no, it isn't important - everyone bitches endlessly (Seriously, shut up. We know, It has been eight years. We get it.) About Bush, and he holds a Master's degree from Harvard.

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My daughter says what would you do if the queen knocked at your door and asked to borrow a fiver I'd give her the fiver, of course. No sense in not helping someone in a spot.

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How would you solve this problem? t/4 + 1 < t + 3 and t - 3 > t/2 - 4 .

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Is David Blaine gonna fall to his death tonight on ABC? Oh I bloody well hope so.

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Who is a better terrorist; Osama bin Laden or George W. Bush? Well, its hard to say. Terrorists, as the name implies, aim to cause terror in the general populace. Osama has definitely succeeded in this - look at the amount of supposed security measure that have been introduced because of his plots. However, many more people absolutely loose their shit about bush, however, he is not a terrorist by definition. He's a smart man, and a very rich man,...

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Is it harder to change a person politcal views or religious views? Definitely political - Religious views are generally something you grow up with, on buy into because you believe in what is being laid down. With a political view, it is far easier - as political views are generally acquired from rational thought on an issue, and thus, if evidence is laid against them, are far easier to dismiss as incorrect. Also probably helps that very, very few people...

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Which cigarette companies DON'T test on animals? Well, Most tobacco companies test some products on lab mice. So? A lot of things that people take for granted are - for example, it would be hard to find an example of a medicine that isn't tested on lab mice.

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Someone just passed me in a cheeto orange jumpsuit! Are you missing any prisoners? Well, I can definitely say that quite a few people on this site are not exactly prisoners of sanity or reason...

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Have you been to Las Vegas? Where did you stay? I stayed in Circus Circus - The adventure dome is AWESOME.

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Is there anything red wine can't do? Kill the Batman.

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Whats better a 1G phone or a 3G Phone? Well, They're pretty much the same. The only real thing you're getting with the 3G iPhone is faster internet browsing when you're getting 3G internet(And it's still slow), as opposed to wi-fi, and a GPS module.

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Has your pet ever lied to you? Yes, My cat once barked at me.

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I have an Anorexic cat. She eats until she throws up and then goes and lays down. She is the only one out of my 7 cats who does this. Is that normal? First of all - That's a bulimic cat you're thinking of. Secondly - Cats can't be bulimic, therefore, the cat is probably ill, and you should take your cat to the vet.

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I found out my best mate was gay with my brother what do i do? Well, there are two issues here. First of all, it isn't any of your damned business. It is their lives, and you have no say if they don't offer you one. Secondly, Your mate broke the rules. You don't go after your mate's sister or, in this case, brother, without getting permission, or else stuff like this happens.

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Hey I need some advice.. a friend of mine is gonna open a Bar, and asked me if I coul help him opening the bar,, by me obtaining the License to sell Beer, and that he will pay me $1,000. 00 a month, just by getting the license for him. what u all think? Don't do it. No matter what he pays you, It won't cover the cost when something does happen, and you get fined. Liquor licenses are serious business.

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If there is a Hell, why take a chance on ending up there by denying the existance of GOD? "If you believe in God and turn out to be incorrect, you have lost nothing--but if you don't believe in God and turn out to be incorrect, you will go to hell. Therefore it is foolish to be an atheist." Pascal's wager - A classic argument, but a flawed one. Firstly, it does not indicate which religion to follow. Indeed, there are many mutually exclusive and contradictory...

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What is the worst thing for a surgeon to say to his patient half way through an operation? Bloody anything at all, you're meant to be unconscious.

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What would your version of hell be? Well, considering the people I've met who are absolutely convinced that they're going to heaven, I'd say going to heaven with them would be my hell.

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Is genetically modified food good for us? You are not doing bloody research - You're looking at ill-informed opinions and propaganda. You're doing the equivalent of looking at the PETA website to find out if you should take your Kids to KFC for a Saturday night treat. You're doing the equivalent of Searching The national enquirer for serious news reports. . To long, and didn't read? You're not doing research...

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Does a person have to spell correctly before getting onto this show? *Remembers back over the thousands of questions I've seen* About as much as as the titanic needs more holes.

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Do mixed relationships work: Atheist and Christian? Of course they do - Religion isn't a matter that should get in the way of religion. I'm a solid atheist, and I dated a strongly catholic girl for quite a while - It went well, and sometimes even joined her giving things up for lent.

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Does limewire put viruses in computers? is it a bad program to install? Is it dangerous? Limewire itself does not, no. However, You should be careful - If you download something and it has a virus in it, there you go. Remember to scan everything you download though your virus scanner.

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Can you name a song title containing the word "moon"? "I like the moon" By Jonti, the creator of Weeble and Bob.

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Is there more sheep than people in New Zerland Yes, there is more sheep than people in both New Zealand and Australia, but that isn't hard, as despite the size of both countries, we have relatively small populations - Australia only has approximately 21 million people, for example, but massive livestock and wool industries.

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Is it okay to date a former student? We're 17 years apart in age. Well, that depends. If you're an elementary school teacher, hell no. A High school Teacher, maybe. If you're a college professor, yeah, no problem at all.

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Does anyone know if there is a "real" author that writes kind of like Hank Moody in Californication. I want to read a GOOD book There are hundreds and hundreds of good books out there, if you have the time to look - to save you time, tell me what you're into, Since I haven't seen/heard/read Californiacation.

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Their are so many reports,videos and really lame cover ups from the governments about aliens and UFOs why do people still insist life on other planets doesn't exist? The reason there are so many reports is because Rednecks just can't admit when they're drunk. Kidding! Statistically, there is going to be other life in the universe. However, it is massively improbable that they are visiting us, due to the nigh on incomprehensible distances involved.

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When was the last time you gave to someone less fortunate then you? Whenever someone asks me for money to buy food, I always take them to get a burger meal or something. Better than giving them cash, Because if they really want food, they agree, if they don't, they turn you down, and you haven't given them money for booze or drugs.

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How many ppl who look at this site or a egistered to this site believe that Jesus will return someday? I'm an Athiest, but I can tell you right now that Belivers are unquestionably the majority

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I NEED THE WIRING DIAGRAM FOR A 95 HONDA CIVIC DX... I NEED THE DIAGRAM FOR THE ENGINE HARNESS FROM THE ECU TO ALL THE OTHER COMPONENTS IT PLUGS INTO. First of all, try Google. Second, turn off your damn caps lock.

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If you were in the middle of a one night stand, and the girl/guy you were with stated to sing "Stop right there, I wanna know right now, do you love me? Will you love me forever?..." What would you do? I'd sing back "Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down!"

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If Santa Claus gets all the milk and cookies, what do the elves get to eat? Pop-tarts. Apple and cinnamon Pop-tarts.

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Why don't people seem to be able to believe in both evolution and creationism? How hard is it to believe that god created evolution? No, You don't Believe in evolution. You Accept it as fact, or you do not, but you do not believe in it.

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"Spay or neuter your _________" Siblings, for fun and profit.

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Don't touch the wart on Aunt Martha's chin. Alright, I won't.

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Why does God call himself "jealous" when that is such a human trait? For the same reason all the Aliens in star trek are vaguely humanoid.

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I eat small, balanced meals, sleep 7 hours a night, and work out (interval training, martial arts, weight lifting) 6 days a week. When I ease up on workouts, I'm so tired and light-headed its hard to function! Whats up? Eat more, just as random advice. Small, balanced meals are not enough for someone on your schedule - You need a much higher caloric intake to maintain proper bodily function.

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What do you think heaven smells like? Jerk Chicken, Frying pork, good beer, good spirits, good smoke and good mates. Oh, you mean the biblical heaven? I'm just distracted by the thought of the smell of heaven on earth.

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What is the hardest thing to walk away from? Your stalker.

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What is your least favorite fruit? Grapefruit. They have a highly unsatisfying taste to difficulty ratio.

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If myhusband workfriend girl came to our house and stayed with my hus intil morning anotherday, he and her cheat on me? They were, I saw them at it while I was masturbating in the shrubbery in the front yard! Seriously now, You can't expect us to know. They could have been watching Spongebob for all we know.

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Does he really want me if he cried when he broke up with an ex for me and then cried with me when he realized the mistake he had made and what would you do if you walked 30 miles to try and get your bf\gf back after they had broken your heart 30 miles? Oh, that's an easy answer - Walk, very carefully, to the store and get some blister pads.

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Do you dislike people who deliberately ask certain baited questions to provoke arguments on here? I really get irritated at this. Well, as long as it is an intelligent, reasonable question, It doesn't irritate me at all.

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I feel hurt and betrayed because my bf looks at maxim and leaves where i can see it and i just found out that he has looked at porn online when he has been upset with me. Is it wrong to feel this way? Not wrong, per se, but I do think you're getting yourself worked up over nothing. So, He looks at porn online. Hell of a lot better than buying it from the store, he's saving money there. But I don't think I've ever met a guy who can honestly say he's never so much as taken a tentative look-over at internet porn - frankly, honey, it is as normal as normal gets. As...

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How many of you have seen Jesus with your physical, waking, sober eyes? Mate, hundreds of times. Went drinking with him not long ago - Yeah, I'd definitely say I'm good mates with Jesus. He even gave Spanish lessons to try and pick up this girl I was after.

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What states do you think Obama will not win? Queensland, New South Wales, and Victoria.

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Who do you think will win the presidential election in 2008? I don't give a good goddamn who wins the US election, but I think that in all probability, obama will win the election.

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Is it legal for a judge to make my 17 year old son cut his hair? She says it is gang related. He has had "gang activity" in the past. Yes, it is - Well, in a legal setting anyway. If the judge was just walking down the street and went "Hey, you there, kid! Cut your damn hair!" Then it probably isn't really enforcible.

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Why don't creationists like facts? Now, I don't normally defend creationists - let me make this clear. I don't subscribe to their beliefs, nor do I think they are in anyway anything but pseudo-scientific babble, driven come up with proof for their conclusion, rather than drawing a conclusion from proof. Any half-way intelligent or rational person with the most basic concept of proper scientific method, biology and...

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Which poison/toxin is the slowest-acting? Old age.

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What is the fastest production motorcycle available up to date? If you have the skills to Do it, then its a De-limited Hayabusa. Not that I recommend this, No, not at all.

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What is you favorite proverb? More Dakka.

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How can I get rid of Botox headache? Just a suggestion here, But Stop injecting poisonous substances into your face?

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Why do rich people get special welcome everywhere they go? Because they can Afford to pay for it.

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Did the Obesity get you? Nope - Partially exercise, mostly lucky genetics. However, since I have a slightly above average Muscle density, and Pentjak Silat has given me above average bone density, the BMI scale still says I'm morbidly obese.

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What if Darth Vader has to use the bathroom? Its a catheter, dude. Seriously, It really is hard to be imposing and menacing while saying "Pardon me, I just need to use the bathroom, I'll be right back."

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What would I see if I checked under your hood? My car hood - A Turbocharged Mitsubishi 6G7 Engine transplanted from a 1999 Mitsubishi 3000GT. Quite a surprise to see, in a beat up Mitsubishi Magna. That's all you're getting out of me.

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What is a gastropub? A pub where the prices are Gastro-nomical. This Answer Brought to you by Cobra Beer.

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Can you purchase airline ticket with cash? Speaking as an Ex flight attendant - Yes, you can.

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If God created Eden, and God created the tree of Knowledge, and God created Eve with curiosity, and God created the snake, and God allowed the snake to enter the Garden, then why is mankind to blame for original sin? Isn't God guilty of entrapment? I wish I hadn't answered this question. Not because of any change in my opinion, I just get sick of these enormous threads. Seriously, An enormous word count doesn't mean that you are right, just that you have far too much time on your hands.

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If someone held a gun up to your head and told you to do your mom. Wolud you do or die? I'd take the damn gun and shoot the bastard. I don't mess about.

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Why do people who gossip about others get upset when others gossip about them? The my theory - Its funny when it's happening to someone else.

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How is that Nevada has casino gambling, legal prostitution and 24-hour wedding chapels and the other states don't? Because Nevada is AWESOME.

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If you were physicaly able to, would you join the armed forces at this time? Yes, I would.

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Is there really such thing as witchcraft or is it all made up? Well, Yes and no. Witchcraft is absolutely real, but the effects are the made up part, basically.

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Hi, I am 14 and want to convert to Catholicism. My parents are perfectly fine with this. They however, are Protestant. I have rad much about it and I love the faith. I truly want to convert. Am I able to do this even though I am only 14? Coming from a catholic family, I'll tell you - you're old enough that they'll accept you - they'll take you as soon as your warm, to borrow a line.

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Have you ever wanted to tell a bartender that they would have had a much better financial standing in the future if they trusted in your personality as far as a tab goes versus your standing as a new patron of the bar? When I was a bartender, Nobody got a tab, unless I had their cash or Credit card with me behind the bar. I didn't care if they were regulars, mates, newcomers, whatever - No. Tabs.

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A gun is used to kill the helpless and the innocent ... It is used to kill by combat of other gun use ... It is used for fast suicide ... What good has ever come from a gun in the hands of man? Well, I use mine for many purposes - going out in the middle of nowhere and shooting targets, plinking a few cans, it is all good fun. Heading down the 1000 Yard range, I'll slip into an almost mediative state, and it helps me think about my problems, and come up with solutions. Also, being able to put a round accurately downrange at those sort of distances is a hard skill to acquire...

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What's the first song that comes to your mind for Johnny Cash? Sixteen Tons. "If you see me comin', better step aside A lotta men didn't, and a lotta men died With one fist of iron and the other of steel, if the right one don't gitcha then the left one will"

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If given the choice, execution by hanging, firing squad, electrocution, lethal injection or beheading which method would you choose? Firing squad - and I would take the time to shake the hands of the firing squad, tell them that I held no malice for them and I understood they were doing their job. My last words would be "Take a step forward, lads, so its easier - wouldn't want to make a mess of it, Would we?"

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If we were to design fighting weapons(like swords, spears etc), would they be better because of new technolegy? Of course - We can mathematically determine ideal metals, angles for optimum sharpness, faster production times, so on, so fourth - on top of that, we have hundreds of years of sword making behind us.

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Would life be better if the word 'slut' just wasn't used? No, because if people have to do without, they make do with what they have.

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I don't feel too often, have little regard for my own well being, and am capable of doing things that are indicative of sociopathic tendencies (without remorse), but rarely feel any desire to do them. What's wrong with me? You might possibly have Asperger's Syndrome. I would advise you to get tested if it worries you.

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Why do people keep useless junk in the garage and expensive cars in the driveway? I don't own useless junk - I throw it out or give it to goodwill. And even with my Garage full of tools and other business, My motorbike fits in there quite comfortably.

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I have had my breasts groped a few times in crowds or when squeezing past guys sometimes. Have any other women had anything like this happen to them and why do some guys do that? I've had my arse grabbed and groped a fair bit in crowds, usually by women as best I can tell when I turn and look. (Note - I'm a bloke)

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Do you think Crris Angel is the real deal? Do you think he actually has powers to walk on water or make an elephant disappear, or do you think its all made up? He makes a point of saying that he performs Tricks and illusions. Of course they are not real, he is a very skilled showman, illusionist and Escape artist. I must admit, I respect him for this a great deal - I dispise people like David Blaine going "Whoo, I've got powers! Watch me do stuff with my powers!" Honestly, what a load of wank. Woo, look at me, I have the power to...

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What's the difference between sitting on someone's lap and giving them a lapdance? About twenty bucks.

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How do you catch a cheater who guards there cellphone and erases calls? Well, you get this big box, and prop it up with a stick tied to a bit of string, and put a hooker under the box. Then, see this is the trick, you pull the string, and by extension, pull away the stick, when they go for the hooker.

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How do I clean blood off of carpet? I find if you're going to get down to some heavy duty bloodletting, it is better to conduct such activities on a non-absorbent surface, such as tiles, or a hardwood floor - though, for the environmental conscious, try on a grassy surface or at the base of your favorite tree, as blood makes an excellent fertilizer.

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If I had a son with one man and a daughter with another, then one father had another daughter with another wife (so my son now has two step sisters) -are the two girls related? (they share a brother but do not share a parent) They are related by Marriage, but not by Blood.

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Have a white pill it has a M on one side and 57-71 on other side? After the sort of answers this question has received, I wonder how many people are speaking from experience.

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Would your body burn quicker naked or clothed? Propably clothed, if you're burning someone without accelerant, as without an accelerant, naked people don't burn so well.

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How many bags of Quickcrete do I need to pour a slab 6'x4'x4" I don't know how much the bag has in it, but I'm guessing at least ten. It seems like a lot, but seriously, it doesn't go as far as you think. Caution - This answer is Based on the fact that your average bag of concrete in Australia Weighs 20 Kilos, equivalent to 44 pounds.

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When I burn a bull on the altar as a sacrifice, I know it creates a pleasing odor for the Lord - Lev.1:9. The problem is my neighbors. They claim the odor is not pleasing to them. Should I smite them? Nah, just spray some Glen-20 about, its like magic in a goddamn can, seriously.

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Do you believe in political correctness or in speaking your mind even if other's could accuse you of being: racist, sexist, etc.? I'm an arsehole. I speak my mind with relentless enthusiasm, and have an utter disregard for political correctness.

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"At the end of the game, the king and the pawn go into the same box". What does this statement mean to you? Be you a king or a simple street sweeper, at the end of the day you'll still dance with the reaper.

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I recently read a book where a cab driver in England comments that he hates punters who vomit, punters who don't speak english, punters without money, etc. What exactly is a punter? Generally a customer, but some people use it just as a general term for people.

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All answers marked + unless abusive: If you have accepted Jesus Christ as your Lord and Savior say Amen! If you have not, why not? No, I have not, do not, and will not accept Jesus Christ as my lord and Savior. I decline to state my reasons, because not only have I stated them before, It is a long, complex explanation, and it would probably be considered abusive.

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Anyone here ever been tested for HIV? What's the process like? I'm going today and I'm nervous about it, what can I expect? It isn't that bad - I had HIV positive blood sprayed in my face at work after a fight between two passengers, and some of it went in my eyes, so I had to get tested - but it was just a simple blood test. No sex for three months, though, I was a bit too nervous to do so.

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I'm trying to clean hydraulic fluid. What solvent do I use? When I was a mechanical apprentice, we always just used a spray bottle(Not a normal one, it was made of chemical resistant plastic) and a rag, worked an absolute bloody treat.

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My daughter has become goth what should i do Try to understand. Hell, Take her to a midnight showing of the Rocky Horror Picture Show, That's something she should enjoy, and you can share with her. Don't tell her what it is in the beginning, just find out when and where there is a local midnight showing, and then tell her you want to take her to a midnight movie, but don't let her find out what it is until you get there....

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CAN YOU DIE IF YOU DON'T HAVE SEX? YES, BUT YOU CAN DIE IF YOU DO HAVE SEX. SEX DOESN'T REALLY STOP THE INEVITABLE. WHY ARE WE TYPING IN ALL CAPS?

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Does everything need to have a logical explanation? Everything doesn't need one, But everything has one.

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I have to say im pretty popular but im not that flirty type of girl. But all my friends do is flirt! How can I tell them to stop without hurting their feelings? Well, really, just tell them how you feel about it. You can't tell them what to do, and even if you try, they have every right to just ignore you.

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Im 27 and the guy i like is 21 - is that wrong? Not at all, honey, go for it!

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I am dying for something to live for...... Live for the fact that you are alive.

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Why do men like to take their female's panties?? I've never done it, nor do I know anyone who has, so I can't help there, sorry.

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Which gladiator represents you best? and why? Maximus Decimus Meridius, because I too have killed a roman Emperor.

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How big are your boobs? Am I pregnant? I got caught doing the dirty. why? Anyone else ready to pack it in for a day or two? DR me all you want but this is a question. I don't have boobs, I don't know, you were cautious enough, pack what in where, and it isn't a question, it is a series of questions followed by a statement.

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Are people gonna start dressing nicely when Jesus comes back? Stop wearing miniskirts and hide the muffin tops? Cleavages? No, but I plan to make him feel comfortable, in the highly unlikely event he returns, I will throw a Toga party. He's invited. Hell, I'll even buy him a bottle of red wine.

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Does anyone else find briefs/ tightey whities are cooler and more comfortable than boxers in the summer Not where I live - It gets hot to the point that the only thing you could wear that would make you cooler would be a smile and nothing else. And even then, only in a stiff breeze.

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Do you think it is likely that you have ever said the word, "pistons"? I was, at one point in my life, a mechanical apprentice, so yes, I'd say it was not only likely, but common.

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How do u now if ur truely inlove? Same way you know you're feeling heat or cold or pain - you don't try to deconstruct it and figure it out, you just are.

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Can you read Military time? I was a flight attendant, and we operate on that form of timekeeping, so yes, I can.

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When you feel love does your mind become obsolete? I love with my heart and use my head for everything else. Well, except for violence, where I tend to use more elbows and knees.

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How are oil spills cleaned up? Well, if it is just a spill in a Fuel station or on the road or some such thing, they just throw some kitty-litter sort of stuff over it, and after a while, they sweep it up.

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How old were you when you first entered a bar? About twelve, because I was with my parents. However, the first time I went in on my own, I was sixteen, and I was starting work there. Not working, I was sixteen, but it was a different bar.

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Do "No Junk Mail" signs on letterboxes work? Not always - I had a friend who delivered junk mail as a part time job, and she took notice of them, however, the bloke that delivers to my local area ignores them totally. It goes on a case by case basis as most junkmail is distributed by people on foot, not by the postal service.

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Have you ever been left a letter to read after death?......PS Not your death but the death of the author. Well, I was, but I decided to read it beforehand, as I have such a busy schedule for after I die that I won't have time then.

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I have a 27 ft above ground pool, how often do i change the sand? I'm not sure, but I must admit, I did get a mental image for a moment of your pool floating 27 feet above the ground.

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When you see my avatar do you want sumtin yummy? No, I just think how uncomfortable "Hundreds and thousands" impregnated lipstick would be to wear, let alone how hard it would be to apply.

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Is Wicca a real religion? Yes, it is a religion both in the traditional and legal Sense. It is a minority religion, but still, a religion.

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Why was jesus said to be born in year 0 Because People Notice that BC meant "Before Christ" and simply assumed that from the point Christ became, everything after that was AD. It is simply a common Ignorance, really.

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How would the world be different if there was a cure or vaccine for HIV/AIDS? Well, I do think that a lot less people would die of HIV and AIDS.

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Why don't teeth get itchy? Teeth don't get itchy? Obviously, you've never been really hungover.....

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Do I have to see a gynecologist when I grow up? Is it like, mandatory or what? Its not compulsory, but it is advised you get a checkup every now and again, if you're female. If you're male, however, you are actively encouraged to avoid doing so, as that would be rather weird, and somewhat pointless.

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Don't we make anything in America anymore? Well, obviously, you make other Americans.

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Ugg Boots: Tacky or Tasteful? Anywhere but inside your own home, tacky as hell. Downright ugly. And I'm an Australian, saying this, Ugg boots are practicably a national icon.

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What is your favorite body part? My bones - after years of hard training and various other abuses, my bone density has built up like mad. Its like reverse osteoporosis.

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If God created Eden, and God created the tree of Knowledge, and God created Eve with curiosity, and God created the snake, and God allowed the snake to enter the Garden, then why is mankind to blame for original sin? Isn't God guilty of entrapment? Hell, in a few weeks this thread will be a year old!

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Will amoxicillin get you high if youtake enough? Repeat after me - Antibiotic does not equal narcotic. Antibiotic does not equal Narcotic.

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If god lives in the heavens, doesn't that make "him" and extraterrestrial, therefore an "alien"? (I'm going to get slammed for this one) Yes, from our perspective. From His perspective, as fas as a non-existent being can have one, We are the aliens.

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Is it true that rich people do not work for their money? If you have enough money, and invest intelligently, you don't have to work for any further incoming money, no.

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I would like someone who has a knowledge of numerology to kindly tell me or suggest ways in which the number 15 could be used in my daily life, to overcome the numerous obstacles which I constantly face. Thank you. Take fifteen paces away from your Numerologist, and call them a cheap charlatan, following this, never visit them again. Numerology is absolutely pointless, and no benifit can come of it.

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Can someone briefly summarise Scientology for me? I've tried reading some of their websites and i just get bored and quit. Three word summary - Expensive Batshit lunacy.

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Does the PH of water matter? Well, yes, because if you water leans too far to one end of the scale, it is, indeed, acid, which is vastly unpleasant to drink.

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Which game features knights, rooks, bishops and kings? Politics.

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What is a good comeback to a boy that says "Dont hate the Player Hate the game"..Cause he cheated on me but still wants me.. what should I do? How about this - "Sorry honey, I'm not into games."

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If I pay for premium version of Kazaa does that only increase my likelihood of getting caught by legal entities? Sort of - In the unlikely event you do something Criminal with kazaa(Example, Downloading Child Pornography), rather than something small, like a civil offence(Downloading Music), And the feds Discover you were using kazaa for it, they go to the company and get your billing information. Other than that, home free.

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Do you look at atheist as evil if so why? Of course they we are not, universally. There are a very small minority who are, but that is universally true of all groups.

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Have you ever been involved in a hit and run accident? Did you get awy with it? In a trendier part of town, very late at night, I was trying to get out of my parking space, and I backed right into a Lamborghini Murciélago, and I don't mean just a little touch, I mean a real Crunch - Got out, looked for people around, saw nobody, and Buggered off at top speed.

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What is your favorite song played by a violin? Could you post a video? The likes of you, By flogging molly

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If you drove a bus with 43 people on board from Chicago, stopped at Pittsburgh to pick up 7 more and drop off 5, and at Cleveland to drop off 8 passengers and pick up 4 more and eventually arrive at Philadelphia 20 hrs later, What's the drivers name? Who knows, He nicked off at Pittsburgh.

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Is Satan perhaps only the evil within people? No, Satan is the willingness in people to blame their own failings, mistakes and supposedly undesirable traits on other people - inventing that person yourself is sometimes just a par for the course. Hell, when left-handedness was seen as an undesirable trait, people used to believe that left handed people were the work of Satan, can you believe it.

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If I were to say, write a book or an article or whatever, and I'm not talking about Answerbag comments, do I have de facto copyright to my work? Yes - by creating a work you have automatic copyright, however, you can give some or all of these rights away.

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If all I told you was that I owned a BMW, what would your first assumption be about me? That you also drive this BMW that you own.

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Did you ever play hooky from school? Why? What did you do instead? Hey, I was a street-wise kid who knows all the tricks. I decided to take the day off school. And of course, when I take the day off, so must my best friends, Cameron and Sloane. I persuaded the reluctant Cameron to borrow his father's Ferrari, and together we hatched a plan to get Sloane out of class. The Dean of students, Ed Rooney, knows all about me, You see, but he's never caught...

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If you were to prank call me (just for fun) what would you say? Hi there! I heard you like mudkips!

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I am a Christian, but need some help understanding how the bible says Adam was the first man, but we have archeological proof that cavemen did exist. Does the bible address primitive man/dinosaurs etc? Of course not. The bible has you believe the earth is 6,000 to 10,000 years old, that every human on earth is massively inbred, and that every animal on earth was within walking distance of noah's house. Let's not even talk about how belief in A Jewish Zombie saves you from before you have the capability to honestly believe in him, or even before you existed.

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Is it true that Everyone here is a teen? Apparently not.

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Do you believe in afterlife and if so where do you believe you will be going? No, I don't, but I don't know for sure. However, If I'm wrong, I'm going to hell, just like a majority of people - because if we Atheists are wrong, someone else has to be right, and the vast majority of religions condemn people who don't believe what they do off to a place of horrors, fire, brimstone, and Richard Simmons Tapes.

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Witch!! I am accusing you of being a witch, if found guilty you will be burned at the stake. What will you say to defend yourself? "I don't believe in that silly fairy tale any more than I believe in yours. Adults with Imaginary friends, honestly, what is the world coming to."

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I have a pen, laptop, chair and a CD. What should i do with these? Call Macgyver.

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I am in the process of getting a divorce. My wife emptied our bank account, stole the proceeds from the sale of our house and then fled. She also took a car that is paid off and registered in my name only. How can I get my car back? Tell the police - She has committed Grand theft, and possibly fraud.

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Anyone else confuse Immaculate Conception (Mary) with Virgin Conception (Jesus)? I don't. Interestingly, Virgin Conceptions are Absolutely 100% possible, and are quite easily achieved.

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Who is the greatest pistol shooter in history? Well, it depends on your category. The best distance shot is held by an ohio native tom Sarver, who shot a perfect 50 with a pistol designed to fire .300 Hulk Rounds. However, Todd Jarret shot 1000 Rounds in ten minutes and fourty four seconds. Bob munden is the man with the fastest draw and accurate shot, with .21 seconds, and his sister becky is the fastast woman, at .27 seconds. Ed...

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What is something that shouldn't be taught online? How to break your internet Addiction.

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What is your favourite brand of shower gel? I actualy mix my own out of 50% lynx Snake peel, and 50% Lynx Anti-hangover. Smells like apples and such.

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Is there such thing as too much sex? i think my boyfriend and i might be over doing it Can you still manage to have sex? Are you still deriving pleasure from it? Then you're having a perfectly fine amount of sex. Go forth my child, and sin some more.

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What's the first thing that comes to your mind when you think about Florida? Propaganda filmmaking.

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How many dogs pee on a fire hydrant? Depends which fire Hydrant you're talking about - Where I live, they're all underground, so really, very few.

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Does the 2008 Presidental race seem set up? Every presidential race ever has been a constant row of setups from both sides of the race. In the end, it doesn't matter - you either vote or you do not, it is a binary choice.

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Are the 2000 corvette convertibles power or manual? I believe by Power you Mean Automatic Transmission. They offer them in both options.

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Why does becoming a Christian change lives? Because a large proportion of your actions are based around your belief system - for example, I study evolution because it interests me - And being an Atheist, I'm perfectly free to. However, if I was a Christian, I wouldn't study Evolution, because It would be heretical and since it doesn't agree with the bible I would have to immediately dismiss it out of hand. If I was...

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My dressing gown builds static electricity, and earlier it zapped me right where it hurts. Any particular reason why it should hit there and not somewhere else on my body? Two reasons - first, the lesser the area, the higher the charge density. Second, Electricity is like a lazy hiker - It always takes the easiest path. This time, that path happened to be right through your king richard, so to speak, rather than anywhere else.

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Taurus and Leo. What are the odds of this relationship working? Exactly the same as every other relationship because Star signs are utter shite.

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How are you suffering form the bad economy that the US has? I'm not at all - The Australian dollar, at the time of this answer is at 91 US Cents - And the way things are going, likely to overtake.

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Do you think coffee shop barristas often pour you caffienated coffee when you order decaf? No. They might by mistake, but if they are in anyway professional, they will not adulterate your drink so.

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Who is the man with the golden gun? Francisco Scaramanga.

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The one exotic car you would love to drive right now would be.......? An Ariel Atom - I'd Out-accelerate and out maneuver any other car out there.

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What ringtone do you have on your cell phone right now? The song "You are a Pirate!" from the show Lazytown - but I cut out all the crappy europop bits where Stephanie sings.

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Shouldn't the US congress be able to put forth a vote of "No Confidence" in the President? Um - They can. Congress can choose to boot out a president, I'm rather sure.

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What's the number one reason couples break up? If a point in time occurs where after they don't want to be with each other anymore.

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Why when single parents boast they've raised their children with no help from friends or family they always forget Uncle Sam? Uncle Sam? Only thing Uncle Sam did for Australia was go into such a recession that we are soon likely to overtake the American Dollar on the world currency market.

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Would you ever allow anyone to call you a racist, a sexist, a bigot, or a homophobe? Sticks and stones, I'll break your bones, but words ain't never hurt me.

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Are you a christian, a buddhist or a free thinker? I'm an Atheist, thank you for asking.

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What is the worst way to end a relationship? Murder-suicide.

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What is the difference between art and science? Nobody's ever crapped on a Canvas and Called it Science.

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Guys, what would you do if a really strong girl was beating up your girlfriend, and the only way to get her off was to get physically rough with her? Girls, what would you expect your boyfriend to do? I would use as much force as precisely necessary to stop her continuing the violence.

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What's the best evidence for God? The fact that we're not Absolutely, cold hard facts positive that he doesn't exist. Yet.

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Will you guys just take away a few more points, for God? Points off for God? Oh, Get me too!

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Can a pitcher have his foot off the rubber and start to come to a set position the same time his pivot foot is coming in contact with the rubber? Besides the fact to achieve that, he'd have to do some very bizarre little crow hop thing, No. You have to have at least one foot on the rubber, or its a balk.

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How much gasoline is in your car? A full tank? A half tank? Just fumes? I don't have a car, but my motorbike has a full tank.

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How much alcohol is in abeer, in the state of nevada? The same as any other state, and it varies from beer to beer - It should tell you on the bottle somewhere.

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Making love in front of a fireplace or riding on a slow moving train. What appeals to you most? Depends who the lovemaking was with.

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Do you cook any thing special on St. Patricts day and what? Beef And Guinness Pie!

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If i was an anime, wat would i eat for breakfast?i Chibi-o's!

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What year besides 1994 World Series was not played? 37 BC

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I know this is gross, I'm sorry, but I've got a fever, headache, severe sore throat, with abscesses on my tonsils, and an earache in both ears. I'm going to the doc on Monday. What do you think they are going to tell me I have? About two weeks left.

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Most episodes watched in minmum time! Twenty six episodes of trigun(Sub, not dub) and then all fourteen episodes of firefly in the one day.

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Did anyone know that today March 15th 2008 had been designated as St Patricks Day so that it did not clash with Easter duties? I come from an Irish Family, and that's damn near Blasphemy. St Patrick's Day is March 17, and the only reason peaple are celebrating on the fifteenth is becase the 17th is a Monday, and they'll have to go to work, and to work the next day - not to mention all the pubs hold celebrations today for the same reason.

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Is Naruto better than Dragon Ball Z? I assume you're comparing the English Dub Anime Series - So basicly, its like comparing Clydesdale dung to palomino dung - you can Weigh it, measure it, compare them how you like, but in the end, its still all horse dung.

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Some Iraqi's just got their brains splattered all over a camel, how does that make you feel? It doesn't.

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Lucifer in the bible didnt really do anything evil so why his he evil He isn't, Compared to God. Just in the Murder stakes, God Racks up will over two Million Confirmed kills, whereas over the entire bible, Lucifer brings it home with a measly Ten.

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I'm new in a school and I like this guy but all my friends tell me not to go out with him.On Thursday after school I saw him and we kissed, the next day there was rumors about him and me going out.If we kissed does it means that were going out? Not necessarily, no. It just means you kissed.

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Is there a site like this but for christians? Most likely there are many - But answerbag has quite a capable religion section, if you're a Christian. The only difference, compared to a Christian version of answerbag, is that Atheists, other religions, or anyone who disagrees is not banned, but just as welcomed.

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I can only stick my tongue (straight) out of my mouth a little less than 2 cm. Is this normal? Perfectly normal. Most people can't stick their tongues out that far - two centimeters is almost an inch!

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My zodiac sign is leo .... can u predict my future? No, because nobody can tell the future. Nostradamus couldn't do it, Silvia Browne can't do it, nobody at all. The only future is the one you make for yourself.

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What do you call a David Hasselhoff - Richard Simmons hybrid? Terrifying.

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Is anyone else having Problems Commenting Others? Yeah, I've been having issues for a couple of days - I type out a comment, hit post, and it sits there and tells me its posting comment - though, once I went out, came back, and it was still posting comment - five hours later.

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Were you afraid to go to school on St Patricks day because of getting pinched I come from an Irish Family - I've Literally NEVER been to school on St Patrick's day. It was Actually a rough adjustment going into the working world where you actually had to do things other than party and have fun if St Patricks Fell on a weekday.

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What size is it Massive.

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Why don't Americans amend the const. to give way to Mr.Bush for a life presidency? Fuck that in the neck. I've been sick of hearing the same un-funny jokes for the past eight years, why would I want to hear them for another decade or two on top of that?

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Do you envy the great heroes-the US marines, who rescues our souls in the war on terror? I do not envy them - I respect them, but I do not envy them. Though, one must not forget, America isn't the only country with troops on deployment - Australian troops are in there too, but you rarely hear about them.

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Why do people ask rhetorical questions on answerbag? I don't honestly care. Half the time, I think myself lucky to even spot a question mark on more than half the questions on the front page.

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Are you prepared for a natural disaster? Natural and man-made - I'm just all round prepared.

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I just watched "Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix," and I noticed that the character Cho has an American accent. Why? Isn't she supposed to be British, like everyone else? Even though cho's accent is clearly not American, Its the sort of thing you're supposed to ignore, like the fact that the Russian submarine captain has a thick Scottish accent.

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In gta san andreas pc i cant get past the burnout donut mission.i cant find any keys that make the car rotate as the rear wheels do the burnout.Please help!! All you have to do is hold the handbrake, then hold down the accelerate key, and then press left or right.

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Wat starts with f and ends in uck.... and its not a swear word???? gotcha there.... keep the guesses coming Francis, dude, why are you neck deep in that muck?

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What do you do when gas goes up? Either Move away or grab a fire extinguisher.

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How long did it take you to beg your parents for a cell phone? I only got one at 11 !! Begging since 8 .. I've had four Mobile phones, and I bought them all myself, no begging of the parents. Though, my parents did often buy me prepaid cards for payphones, so I could contact them. Well, before I got my first phone, anyway.

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Is gun ownership legal in Australia? Yes, but it is regulated to an almost insane amount - We have no concealed carry licences, you must be an active member of a pistol club to own a handgun, and no semi-automatic rifles. You Even have to have a Gun licence to own a paintball gun or a starter pistol, and Airsoft guns are illegal here, but for a single type of spring-powered rifle.

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Are you expert in your profession? I'm a expert in the fields of bartending and cabin crew, so yes.

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If the world is a global village, who is the village idiot? People who Still make bush jokes after eight years. Yes, I specified more than one person, but hell, they say the same things, so why can't they take shifts, ease the workload a little.

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Norton Security: should I pay them like $50/yr for Security or is this a rip off? Not a rip off if you're lazy, don't have a great need for security, or you know barely anything about computers. However - If you want anything more than rather weak security, you have extra time, or in the last option, have a friend who knows about computers, then there are far and away better options.

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Can you sue someone if he throws a plastic bag of water at you and you end up going to work wet all over? Yes, you can, but you have a good chance of either having the case dismissed as frivolous and waste some money, or you will get just about nothing in damages, and waste a lot of time and money.

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What did your s/o say when you told him you were pregnant? She looked very confused for a moment, then hugged me and said "Silly bear, childbirth is for women."

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Can only English citizens be knighted? Well, sort of. Only English citizens or citizens of the commonwealth Realms - England, Ireland, Scotland, Australia, New Zealand and Canada - Can be properly knighted, however, people from other countries can be knighted Honorarily, which is much the same.

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People of faith, A question. Have you seriously considered the thought "What if I'm wrong?" and the implications of what would occur if you were? Do it properly, now, no cop outs. I will be fair, and though I'm an athiest, will answer my own question - Well, what if I'm wrong? First of all, there's going to a very very large person who is very, very angry with me. (Don't assume its the god of your religion - I may be considering if I'm wrong, but I'm not considering who specifically is right) I would, in all likelihood, be severely...

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I'm a skeptic concerning reflexology. Can anyone tell me a good double blind study on its effectiveness? This will give you a good starting point - http://www.quackwatch.com/01QuackeryRelatedTopics/reflex.html Remember, kids, Woo-woo like reflexology can and has killed people in the past.

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Whats the funniest misspelled sign you have seen when you were out? At a Gloria Jean's coffee shop, advertising raisin toast as "Raison toast"

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What would you like your headstone to read when you pass away..? (humor a must) They buried me too soon! Quick, dig me up before....wait, nevermind.

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What does the H stand for in Jesus H. Christ? Howdy. Jesus howdy Christ.

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Everyone has something they could easily teach. What do you know that you would happily teach others? Either Being a flight attendant or drifting, take your pick.

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13/14 y.o having mixed sleepovers? With adequate supervision and Proper conditions, I can't see why not.

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The answer is 8 women...but what is the question? What, in terms of wrath, is worse than one woman scorned, not counting of course, love turned to hatred?

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What is twice as tall as the space shuttle, four times as heavy as the statue of liberty, and has been standing around since the birth of Julius Caesar? Here's a hint: this is found in the United States. Uluru

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Why did God create human beings? The Mountains and Mountains of evidence point to the fact that the human race was not created, but instead evolved over a very long period of time.

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Have you ever had to administer mouth to mouth resuscitation? what was your experience like? I have, over the course of my career as a flight attendant, been required to give EAR(Expired air recusitation) or CPR a grand total of 19 times.

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What do you think of "all natural" products like weight loss, smoking cessation, etc... not everything 'natural' is good for you, right? Well, it is sort of like the difference between Natural Flavors and artificial flavors - Natural flavors are extracted from, for example, fruit using solvents, however, Artificial flavors are created in a lab from scratch. Chemically, they are identical. And yes, you are right, not everything Natural is good for you - for example, strychnine is All natural.

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How do you make homeopathic remedies at home? However the hell you like, Since it doesn't actually work. For those who believe that they can prove homeopathy works, then I direct you to James Randi's Million Dollar Challenge. It should be easy - if you're right.

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If I am a dancer and have a dancer's body, slim and small chested, how do men feel about that? Ma'am, if you'll pardon the brevity of my answer, I don't give a damn about your body. If I am not attracted to someone as a person, it matters not what body they find themselves in.

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Whats the best torrent finder on the net and the biggest The pirate Bay, without question.

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Is there a website that lets you read books without buying them? Project Gutenberg has plenty of Books that have either been released under a creative commons license or Have passed into the public domain - also, Cory Doctorow publishes all his books under a creative commons license, as do many other authors nowdays.

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What is the single most common cause of failure? 4chan.

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I HAVE AN 98 GMC JIMMY MY CHECK ENGINE LIGHT CAME ON WHAT DO THAT MEAN? That you should check you still have an engine. Once you check that, take it to your mechanic to have it checked. Edit - Have him check for Functionality, Not presence. You already checked that.

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One type of moth has an organ that is noteworthy. Which organ is it? The Lesser Priest moth, Which has a church Organ, though it could also be the cowboy moth with its mouth organ.

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What are some cool and wierd and shocking web sites 4chan's /b/ Messageboard.

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Complete this: I am a good_______________ I am a good God, yall, what is it good for, absolutely nothin', Waaaoooooaaho, WAR, HUH, Good god, yall, etc

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Evolution or Creation? (i'm pro creation) I am both an Atheist and a Skeptic. I am not pro-evolution, Despite being anti-creationism. This is simple in its logic - I do not believe in evolution, evolution is scientific fact and does not require belief, much in the same way that no matter how much you don't believe its not, I can't believe its not butter is still not butter. Creationisim Requires belief for two reasons -...

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Have you ever had a movie filmed in your city? I lived In Sydney when the matrix was filmed, and I'm one of the crowd in the final scene where neo flies off above the city. Also, I live within easy driving distance of A Warner Brother's studio(The one where they filmed all the soundstages for the matrix) so I get to live in the same city as a lot of movies. Also, I accidentally became an uncredited extra on "The Starter...

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Were you ever spanked in school? No, The Cane was banned by the time I got to school, however, Being a small, slightly pot bellied kid with glasses and a blonde Beatles haircut, I sure a hell learned how to fight. Not as bad as a mate of mine - the first time I met him, I can quote verbatim what he said to me "Hi, my name's Kay, I went to a boy's boarding school with a girls name, so know how to f***king...

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Have you ever noticed how you can say (almost) anything on TV and get away with it? I recall way back when Graham Kennedy got banned from australian television for making a crow call that if written down, would look suspiciously like this - "Farrrrrrrrrrrrrk, Faaaaaaaaaaaark" I also recall The time that Don Lane got James Randi on his show, tried to trap him, was outwitted by Randi, and subsequently Told Randi "If you're going to do that, you can just...

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Is there any freeware internet security and virus protection Yes, The following programs are usualy pretty good, and will protect you quite well. AVG Free Edition Lavasoft Ad-aware Blackice Personal firewall Spybot search and destroy

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Does anyone else get a chuckle out of getting negative points? I've just decided it's funny (not that I'm trying to get them!), thoughts? I have a good laugh, especially in the Religion threads, where generally, I'm getting rated down simply for not sharing the same views.

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If I have a record of hacking into the school computer while I was there, then I graduate and got out of school for almost a year and they got something wrong with their computer and they call my house do they have any rights to question or detain me? Your school Has No Right to question and Detain you unless you consent to them doing so. Just remember, despite what they told you, there is no permanent record. Now that you've graduated, their records of what you did don't mean dick

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Who is the greatest music band/singer of all time Spectral Bands

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By what methods can oxygen be extracted from the air? Breathing comes to mind.

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What was the last petition you signed? A petition to Legalize the Sale of X-rated Pornographic DVDs, Videos and literature in The state of Queensland, Australia.

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Is rap/hip hop or rock better? The answer is not which is better, but which you LIKE better. Personally, I'm a rock man, but I like Old school Hip hop, like cypress hill and RunDMC, and I also like Aussie Hip hop, Which is more "I woke up this morning, but I didn't wake 'Til the afternoon, because I slept in late With a great mental state and a date with destiny I'll roll down the block...

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How do I make a difference? That, my friend, depends on how big of a difference you want to make.

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Abusive words from people you know may be terms of endearment but should you except them from those you don't? Well, I can think of quite a few things that my mates have said to me that would get a stranger a hard elbow to the face, but however one should not fail to take into account cultural differences - for example, I know many places where "Old man" can be a term of respect rather than an insult.

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If you ran for president,would you vote for yourself? To paraphrase a certain famous figure, Any country that would have me as president, is a country that I would not want to be a citizen of.

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Where can i get free game without trial I suggest indie games, Abandonware, or you could visit a certain bay inhabited by pirates, if you catch me.

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Do you think magazines should stay paper or go to the web? I think that magazines should do both, and do as Wired Magazine has done - Embrace both.

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What is the strongest human bond? Araldite

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If you had a million bucks, what's the first thing you'd do? Throw it in the bank with the highest interest rate, then wait a few years, get a job where I work for the enjoyment, not the cash, and then live of that and the interest. Also, week by week, set aside some to put in with the principle, and thereby increasing the interest. Doesn't sound like much, but with a 5% interest rate, that's about 50K a year.

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Have you ever had someone on AB ask a question, then entirely blow off your advice and subtract points because your answer wasn't what they wanted to hear? Of course, people want validation of what they think, and while they don't outright say "Am I right?" most of the time, it is what they want to hear. As for subtracting points because an answer isn't what they wanted to hear, well, isn't that what the religion section is all about?

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I slept with him in his bed, we did it all night long, is this cheating? I'd have done it all night long too, I hate waking up in the middle of the night.

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What are your thoughts when someone wears sunglasses inside? I once wore sunglasses for two weeks straight to win a bet - the only time I didn't wear them was when I was sleeping.

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What is the best way to have sex? I often do it doggy style with my partner - I sit up and beg, and she rolls over and plays dead!

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I was baptised as christian but i don't believe in God Should I? my Family all believe but I Dont To quote Morpheus from the Matrix, "You believe whatever you want to believe."

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What is the alternative to saying "I need to use the bathroom?" Just gotta drain the lizard, mate.

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What is your favorite Sunday ritual? Sleeping in.

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What's your favorite mixed drink? Nothing like a Mojito when you're sitting in the Australian summer heat on the back deck. In a 16-oz mixing glass, gently muddle(Crush) together: 1 large sprig spearmint .75 oz simple syrup Add: Half a spent lime hull, and 1 oz of lime juice (no less, no more) 2 oz white rum 3 oz sparkling mineral water Top with crushed ice and mix with a...

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Do Certain Liquors Cause Worse Headaches than others? Yes - Cheaper liquors generaly cause worse headaches than expensive ones, simply because cheaper liquors have more chemicals(Mostly preservatives) in them.

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What is the best thing that the Bush Administration has done? Ignored the retards who can't use 8 years to come up with new jokes, instead of just repeating jokes that were stale even before he was elected. I suppose he's also provided a source of income, at least partially, for Michel Moore, Master of propaganda.

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Is there anything in the Bible that is remotely worthy of your respect? Yes, Jesus himself. He stood up for what he believed in the face of mass opposition. Also, He was a tradesman, so he wasn't just some Weak little dude prancing around telling everyone how great it would be to be nice to people for a change, he'd done his hard yards, and he knew how to create things from a simple base, with simple tools.

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What are the magikal properties of copper? Well, it can render one unconscious when formed into the shape of a club, and waved at the victim at close ranges.

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Do you understand yourself? Well, yes.

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Do atheists believe those who have experienced paranormal phenomena are delusional at best.. liars at worst? Atheism is a lack of religion, not total lack of belief. I've met many an atheist who believes in things like numerology, palmistry, and the usual fad of the week new age bollocks. But also, I've met many more atheists who are also Skeptics.

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What do you love about BLT sandwiches the most? I'd have to say the bacon, lettuce, and tomato.

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Do you think we actually keep living in heaven after we die? No, you don't. I'd even say that the belief that you do is harmful, because you live your life around getting into this mystical place, and that it doesn't matter how bad this life is, because it will be perfect in the next - it prevents you from having a full and happy life, and enjoying yourself while doing so.

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AUSTRALIANS - who are we all voting for in the election? Liberal or Labor? Im so confused what to do! Well, Rudd is a propaganda spewing socialist wanker with the economy in his sights and his finger on the trigger, and Howard is going to chuck in the towel after a year or two anyway, so what's the point?

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During World War II, did Japan surrender after the first bomb was dropped, or after the second bomb was dropped? The surrendered well after the second bomb was dropped on Nagasaki.

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Do you think that Jesus was having a "Good Friday"? Well, it was going to be, the sun shining and birds singing, but then that whole crucification thing ruined his whole day.

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What Is Sleeping Highly disturbing. After all, we willingly render ourselves unconscious, Hallucinate vividly for a few hours, occasionally convulse or suffer somnambulistic episodes, and then suffer amnesia about the whole experience. Yet, we take it so casually.

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Why did Jesus die on a cross? Why not a rock? Or a pike? Because Its very hard to nail someone to a rock.

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Do you really think Britney Spears was really that bad at the 2007 VMA's? Her performance is so bad, I'm now blind, deaf, and sterile.

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Do dogs have dew claws on their hind legs? Yes, they do.

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I would like to joing a catholic forum but I dont know which one to use. Does anyone know of a good forum that will teach me good things and more about living a GODly life? Why do you need other people to tell you how to live a godly life? Why don't you read your holy texts and figure it out for yourself?

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Many people worry about asteroids falling from the skies. Is anyone worried that the earth could implode within itself? Is anyone researching this idea? Well, The earth is solid - Ie, its filled with matter, or as I call it, "Stuff". To implode, It would either have to be hollow, or it would have to explode first.

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If the Bible isn't true, why are there hundreds of prohecies that came true? If the Bible is true, why are there Hundreds of Prophecies that either did not come true, or were so vague they were about as helpful as predicting that tonight's lotto numbers will be a series of numbers that are all between one and one hundred?

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What would YOUR response be to someone who says 'If Hilary Clinton is elected President - I'm moving to Canada"? "Why canada? Why not, say, Australia?"

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What is the age of the oldest virgin you know/knew? I once met a nun who was ninety-three and still a virgin.

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How are Autistic people different from other people? It depends - there are differing levels of Autistic people. For example, it is quite possible for a high functioning autistic to be almost indistinguishable from someone without Autism.

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What dish/food do you automatically associate with countries? e.g. England - Bangers & Mash... Kangaroo - because we're the only country where it is not only legal, but encouraged to eat our national mascot.

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Could China ever become militarily more powerful than the US and become the worlds number one superpower? Well, China has the capability to Field more soldiers than you have people in the US. Also, The US seems to fall into this nasty little trap of assuming they have the greatest Military in the world - Let me tell you something, if size were equal, Australia would have America giving respect and awe. Seriously, one look at the Aussie SAS, and you'll be saying "Airborne Rangers?...

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How many of your AB friends actually know you personally? I know Kungfucious In real life - Have for about eight years.

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My neighbour is an alright guy, but he happens to be an atheist. He is always annoying me by making fun of my Christianity and by telling me things that Christians have done that is bad. How should I handle this? Well, as for making Christianity, Tell him to Bugger off. You can believe what you want to believe, and it doesn't effect him at all, unless you're preaching to him or telling him he's going to hell - Which I assume you're not doing. As for thing things that Christians have done wrong, or the evil acts committed by Christians in the past, simply remind him that You are...

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What do you think about Pascal's Wager? Well, to be honest, I think that god would prefer someone who is honest and doesn't believe, than is cowardly and pretends to believe through fear or self interest. I honestly believe that god, if indeed he does turn out to exist, will respect me more when I front up at his throne and when he asks me why I didn't believe, I said "Not enough evidence, God mate, Not enough...

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Do you ever refer to pants as "trousers?" Well, Really, It depends. For example, The pants that come with a suit, more often, I call them Suitpants, but the proper name is "Trousers"

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Do you have a feud between anyone on AB? I have, some lunatic Michel Moore supporter, who tried to tell me that Every Suburb and district in every city, town and village in the United states has its own mayor, police department, public works department, city council, and so on.

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The "Atheism" category is a subcategory under "Religion." Do you think this is appropriate, since atheism is LACK of religion? Well, I have two reasons - To have Atheism, you must have religion. Secondly - While Atheism isn't a Religion per se, It is still a belief system, so religion is about the best answerbag category we have.

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Who decided that absence of proof equals proof of absence in reference to the existence of God? All I have to say is - Why Does the Absence of absolute, concrete contrary evidence prove the existence of god?

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What's a good name for my Police cover band? Rent-a-cops

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What if you woke up and Jessica Simmon was in your BED. Would you have some Fun or Not. Of course. But only if by "Fun" You meant "kick her out of bed, kick her out of the house, and then burn the bed."

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The theory goes that a million monkeys typing at a million typewriters will produce the entire works of Shakespeare. Thoughts? That Depends, can they touchtype?

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Are duty free goods such as a bottle of whisky or rum still allowed as hand luggage on EU flights? I am going to Spain and would like to bring back some plonk but can find no info if this is allowed. Yep - you can buy duty free and Carry on, but you can't open or drink it on the plane.

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If God created Eden, and God created the tree of Knowledge, and God created Eve with curiosity, and God created the snake, and God allowed the snake to enter the Garden, then why is mankind to blame for original sin? Isn't God guilty of entrapment? Yes, he is, but you try handcuffing the rotten sod.

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Why are there people like Richard Simmons? Supply and demand?

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Why does God make atheists? An Atheist is not Created. Nor is a Christian. An individual's choice to believe is a choice they must make themselves, according to what feels right to them. If one was to say I was made an Athiest, They'd be utterly wrong - Ignoring the fact that a person isn't made by any supernatural entity, I was an Irish Catholic until my early teens.

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Does anybody out there love me?!?!?!?!?! HAHAHAHAHHAH I would, but you haven't paid me from the last time yet.

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One of my cats is eleven years old, how old is yours? 17 years old, and she's a stately old matron

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Harry Potter's last hurrah is in July. What should J.K.Rowling do next? Swim in a giant pool of money.

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What's the funniest pick up line? Was your father a Thief? Because that's my car You've parked outside.

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When the words "gun" and "American" are in the same sentence is a downrating inevitable? Not as inevitable as "No" and "God"

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What is the longest amount of time you have dedicated to love-making with one partner? Well, in terms of just the one sexual encounter, Seven and a half hours. If you're including a series of sexual encounters in close succession over a period of time, two weeks.

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If you could share just one peice of knowledge what would it be? If you want to be the most popular guy in a stripclub, don't bring Cash, wear a cowboy hat and Bring Two Pizzas.

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Why is there so much prejudice against emos? Wow....This question is just.....wow. You ever seen Someone get Denied a job because of the color of their skin? That's Prejudice. What Emos Get is nothing more than a Richly deserved Piss-taking - Unless you plan to say that there is also a heap of prejudice against Tom Cruise, President Bush, and Paris Hilton, just to name three examples?

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Does a mall security cop have the authority to make an arrest? No, they do not.

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How did the 4th centry synods, particularly the Synod of Hippo in 393 A.D., choose which texts, and which versions of those texts, would be included in the official Biblical canon? I've got a better question - shouldn't all the books of the bible - Example, the Book of Judas - Be Considered part of the biblical Canon? What right do people have to ignore parts of what they consider to be the word of god?

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Is god worthy of worship? That Depends on how you feel about characters who are portrayed as Narcassistic, Angry, Genocidal, Cruel, Spiteful, petty sociopaths.

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If God created Eden, and God created the tree of Knowledge, and God created Eve with curiosity, and God created the snake, and God allowed the snake to enter the Garden, then why is mankind to blame for original sin? Isn't God guilty of entrapment? Point - God Said they would die if they ate the fruit from the tree, and Adam and Eve clearly didn't. Does that make god a liar?

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If owning slaves were legal, would you own any? I would own as many as I could, but they would be treated very well, and be very free, in a relative sense of the word. If I owned them to keep them with as much freedom as possible, so that someone else couldn't keep them quite enslaved.

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Can you describe your lips in just one word. Lips!

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"You can be anything you want to when you grow up." Is that true? Of course not, that's ludicrous. When you grow up, you can't be, for example, A Horse. Or a Fairy, in the Fairy-tale Sense.

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Is it ok to get my belly button pierced i am 13 and got told that i may be on life support 4 the rest of my life if i get it dun b4 i am 14. im nt to sure please help! No, That is Utterly untrue, and the percier was spinning you a Line.

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Do you think the scientific theory of evolution is well-supported by evidence and widely accepted within the scientific community? I don't think it, I know it.

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When the Son of man arrives, will he really find the faith on the earth? Let me lay this out for you - At no point in the four Gospels did Jesus claim to be the son of your god. (He said "son of man" quite frequently, and at one point referred to himself as "a son of god," but that was a common Hebrew expression at the time. Someone who was "a son of god" was a Jew. This reflected the Israelites' belief that they were the...

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My soda and beer can come in plastic or glass bottles or cans. At the register I can put those in paper or plastic bags. In terms of recycling and manufacturing which choice is the least bad for the environment? Go with the Metal Cans - Because Metal is the only substance that is actually worth recycling. (Any money I get rated down for this. Oh well, Its just answerbag.)

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If they had affordable exploding vests 2000 years ago, would Jesus have been a suicide bomber? I believe that he would have been, in light of Matthew 10:34 - "Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword."

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Whats with that group of ppl in america that think god hates gay people? Actualy, its quite a popular view, as many people belive it is outlawed by the bible. http://www.gaysouthafrica.org.za/homosexuality/bible.asp A helpful link that gives more information than I could be bothered to at two thirteen AM with a warm bed waiting.

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Which Answerbagger holds the record for most questions answered? Its currently Firebrand, who has well OVER NINE THOUSAND.

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Do you like your hair styled long, or short? My hair is sort of medium length, and Styled for work.

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Is'nt mob rule democracy at its best? Depends how you define best, mate. Lynching can be considered Part of Mob Rule, too, but you don't hear anyone saying that wanton murdering anyone who raises your ire is the best way to do things.

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What is the oldest game that you still playing? Dating.

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Could someone die if they woke up during surgery? Yes - You could go into shock and die, though This is unlikely - You're in a room full of doctors, after all. However, the psychological effects are long lasting and crippling - some people have committed suicide, or died from other effects, Ie, stopping eating, not being able to sleep. However - It would be nigh on impossible to actually directly intervene in the operation if you...

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Whats the most disrespectull way to be dumped? msn, phone, myspace, or email? By inviting you to her wedding. Her wedding to someone else.

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What is the Terminology of the Fear of Saliva? The term would be Queunliskanphobia.

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Flying in at night, what is the most beautiful city you've ever seen? It is a close tie between Brisbane and Las Vegas.

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How many electrical items are plugged in to your wall socket or power strip(s) in your immediate computer area? (My # is 12) Three - My laptop, my modem, and my Stereo.

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What are the best tools to use cut 1/4 inch thick lexan, other than going to a local plastics specialty store. A Jigsaw with a Steel or Carbide tip blade should work, Or if you can handle one, a Sabre Saw.

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Is it stupid to be twice bitten, and still willing to help others? No, but it is stupid not to have a backup plan for the third bite.

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How does the Chesire cat ONLY show his smile? Well, if one Side of the mushroom makes you bigger, and the other makes you smaller.....ever wondered what the other mushrooms do?

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Did you know Mr. Cannabis and I are getting married? Would you like to be invited to the wedding? A Wedding? Excellent! I probably won't be able to make the service, But I'll bring you interesting trinkets from overseas.

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Is there a Disney Film that you couldnt watch as a kid as it made you cry? I don't know if its a disney movie, but there is one with robin williams as a kid who grows up at 4 times the normal rate, that always got me.

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How does donald duck get away with not wearing pants? Because he's a FREAKIN' DUCK

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Is it possible to simultaneously be right and unethical? It depends. Your Methods can be unethical, but your Objective right and just. Or vice versa.

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If I lodge a printed out screenshot of my AB activity log in Centrelink instead of my unemployment forms, will they accept it? Heh - I can't really tell you, because I only went to centrelink twice in my life - once to get the forms, and The second time to return them, Untouched. But knowing government employees, if you took the logos off, and put it in black and white, they'd probably take a look at it and go "Eh, whatever."

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How do you make great iced coffee/tea? Take a two litre bottle of milk, and remove anywhere from half to a quarter of a litre, it doesn't really matter. Then, add instant coffee and Sugar, and Shake the hell out of it. Once it is mixed in/dissolved, then have a taste, and add more Coffee or sugar as needed. You're going to need more sugar than normal Hot coffee. Ever had Iced Coffee in a Cafe? Well, that's...

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Which would win a battle of the bands Fall Out Boy or Gym Class Heroes or Linkin Park or Good Charlotte? Linkin Park would lay out a call, And Dallas Crane would come in a Rock out, destroying Fall out by, Gym Class Heroes and Good Charlotte, before Dallas Crane and Linkin Park went off to the pub.

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What do people in Australia eat? We eat Crocodiles, snakes, and kangaroos, with a koala Smoothie for Desert. Seriously, we just eat the same stuff any anyone else, though we have Aussie beef, lamb and pork. We've got wicked good food, and Australian cooking is excellent, generally. Spread the Vegemite thin, by the way, that's the trick to it. But seriously, This isn't the oddest question I've had...

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What are your thoughts on the cougar? Majestic animal, but a Terrible Rum.

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What inspires the most road rage? When people generally try to Bully Learner drivers, because They think that The Learner plate on the car gives them a right to push people around. It actually recently happened the other day when I was teaching a friend of mine to drive, and I leaned over, grabbed the wheel as he started to change lanes away from the bloke trying to bully him, and I steered right back into the lane, before...

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I'm gonna go to Glastonbury next year and will obviously take wellies . What shall i paint on the boring black waterproof stompers? I can't say what to paint on most of it, but you have to work in "Hello!" on the toes and "Goodbye!" on the heels.

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Does the media hate trade unions? Not down here - the Media Is very much for the trade unions, and god help anyone who says anything bad about them - the Media will do a slash and burn job on them, and thats even before the Unions get in there.

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Would you try suicide if there was an UNDO button? Well, If you topped yourself, you'd be dead, so how would you hit the undo button?

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What is Jesus' ethnicity, I just want to know, Like I am Mexican or Hispanic? He was a short, Average looking, middle eastern guy, clean shaven and with short hair. Bit far and away from the usual neat long hair, bearded, tall, good looking Caucasian(Or vaguely middle eastern) man, isn't it? Edit - and Here's the rest of the answer - I'm home again, here's what I've got - Now, be aware that I'm not sure, This is mostly only what...

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If you decided to form a rock group - what would you call it? I was actualy in a band for a while - mostly covers of irish punk and pub rock, but we called ourselves "Violet Beauregard"

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Is there some sort of math equation to prove God isn't real? There is No Math Equation to prove that god is or isn't real, though one can do equations to prove that he is vastly, insanely, incomprehensibly improbable.

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What sends a chill up your spine? (not literally) When My seven year old Niece talks about religion with absolute conviction, such as telling me I'm evil for drinking alcohol, because "Jesus Hates alcohol, he never drank it."

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Why are Atheists such horribly evil, immoral people? *Shrugs* Same as anyone else, really, some people are just right bastards.

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Why do Christians tend to hate people like me? That depends, Define "People like you"

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Would you give a homeless beggar some money if they came up to you with a can of cider in one hand hid behind their back ? explain your answer Once, a homeless bloke came up to me and asked for money, and I asked him what it was for, and he replied food. So, I offered to take him to lunch, an offer that he accepted, and bought him a good meal. He actually cried at that point, and told me that most people don't care enough to give him money, or just give him some change to get him out of their faces, not caring what he spent it...

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Do you wear sunglasses at night? Of course. I'm a professional.

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Do you look down at women who strip for a living? I most certainly don't - I was working bar in a stripclub for quite a while.

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Do you talk about Answerbag to people who don't bag? Rule one of Answerbag - Don't talk about Answerbag.

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What do you think is the most boring sport? Staring competitions.

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(HUMOUR ONLY) If all of the AB'er met in Vegas for a Wrestling Cage match Smack down Extreme event, who would win? It'd end up in a stalemate match between the Better martial artists around here, I'd say - as soon as one got a hold of another, someone'd take opportunity to belt one of them.

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Anybody have anything positive to say to Adolf Hitler? He was a right snappy dresser, surely.

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Do you like Michael Moore & why? As a person - He's alright. But his body of work is Absolutely a hateful pack of lies and propaganda. A particularly memorable statement from his book "Big fat stupid white men" is that Burning doesn't kill mad cow disease - It does, by the way - and then, not two pages later, he states that if you're ever cooking beef in england, you should "cook that sucker...

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How should you smoke marijuana to get the best high? Random advice - if you're looking for share housing in Australia, particularly Brisbane, And the ad says "Green, leafy Suburb" You can pretty much be assured there's a bucket bong fired up in the living room pretty much 24/7. And, its probably made out of an old bathtub and a washing bucket.

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Is it wrong to tickle extreme Christians because I think the nonsense that comes out of their mouths is kind of cute? Unfortunately, often Atheists get painted as offensive or trying to antagonize the Christians simply by expressing our views as they express theirs.

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By God's standards, are you a good person? Are you fit for the kingdom of God? I'm a good person. Not by god's standards, but frankly, Him holding me to such a high standard, well that's a bit of the pot calling the kettle black, now, isn't it?

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I'm 17 years old, flat chest is an overstatement. I can't even wear bra's! I got my first period 8 months ago. WHY HAVEN'T THEY GROWN! Please don't say worry about what is on the inside, guys will like u 4 u. i cna't wear bikinis, tops, etc. i'm dying!!!! Darlin', I'm in my 20s and I'm flat as a board. Though, being a man, this might be a god thing. In all Seriousness, Just give it a little time. It won't be long, and you'll be complaining about them getting in the way.

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I am getting a Chihuahua later, what do you think will be a good name for him or her? Humongo

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Why does everyone hate Michael Jackson so much? Probably because he's a nutter, but not in the lovable way.

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How do you fight yourself when your first reaction to making eye contact with a pretty girl is to look away and walk away? I wish I could just smile and maybe even say HI or something lol, but I get scared. We all get scared, brother(or sister). Just Go Balls out(Figuratively) And throw yourself out there. What do you stand to loose?

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The Buddha taught the Middle way. What is the middle way between having sexual relationships and being chaste? Only putting it halfway in.

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My son came home sweating intensely, with dilated eyes, and unable to focus properly. Denied he had taken anything, got aggressive. I have since found some small white unmarked pills in his room. Can anyone tell me what they might be. I'm thinking speed or possibly estacy. Take one of the pills and get it tested, though, I'd say.

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What is the most valuable thing in the world? Your mates.

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What is the most dangerous thing you have gotten through airport security? (Safety Pin from me) Myself! Other than that, a Hideaway knife in my wallet.

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What is the australian policy on ecstasy? Its illegal in Australia.

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In Ireland(Where i Live) Celebrity's here don't get taxed, yet they hove so much money they probably wouldn't notice it going, well do you think this if fair? Probably not. They should be taxed like everyone else. (P.s - County Fermanagh, Hooah!)

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What is the oldest child you ever carried to bed? and why did you carry them to bed? Nineteen, passed out drunk. Dopey bastard.

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What country do you think the best bands has some from? Oh, its got to be Australia.

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Is it wrong to "tickle" extreme atheists, and say things like, "I have proof that God exists", just to watch them explode? Because I think it's kind of cute. Well, its probably not Wrong, per se, But its nowhere near as much fun as prodding the Christians and watching them explode like a Tactical Nuke - Especially when you can use The bible they follow to prod them a little more. Hey, If you can't take it, don't dish it out.

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Why do people do all kinds of strange things in Buddhist temples? Point - they probably don't think its strange. In fact, they probably think what other people do in their temples is strange.

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Have you ever been called a racial slur? Someone called me a worthless convict for being Australian, once.

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The parents of a boy punished for violating his Virginia middle school's no-touching policy by putting his arm around his girlfriend in the cafeteria are asking the school board to review the rule. Do you agree with this no touching policy? When I was in school, we had the daylight rule - which we broke by explaining how small a photon was. Then they had the "Ruler law" you had to be able to put a ruler between people - but we just put the ruler sideways, and slipped it through like that. No matter what rule you make like that, they're going to break it, so might as well not have one at all.

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How do you set up your ipod does it have to fully charge the first time before you can set it up?mines only charging it wont turn on?its a nano You should let it charge for about sixteen hours before you even try to use it.

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Do you believe that eveyone has the right to bear arms (have a firearm)? I think there is a middle ground. For example - Everyone running around with Gatling Guns would be pretty bad, but not even being able to purchase an Airsoft gun, as it is in Australia, Is just bullshit.

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Whatever is shown in the movie 'bourne identity', are such agencies exist in the world? ermm - wouldn't answerbag probably not be the best place to be asking those sorts of questions, considering those in answerbag who have that level of security clearance are pretty amount to zero.

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Why does your accent never sound like you speak when singing, I mean Scottish people sing just like Americans etc. Flogging molly and Dropkick Murphy's have a clear Irish accent in their singing.

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If someone was to offer you an alcoholic drink right now, what would yours be? Mine would be vodka and orange. Guinness, of course.

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Which green tea has the most fat burning properties? Green Tea doesn't burn fat. Exercise burns fat.

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What's the best rpg ever? Well....I'd have to say that The Dungeons and Dragons system has been the most successful, but GURPS is rapidly gaining popularity.

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What kind of meat is in mcdonalds hamberger s Beef, which is as often as possible sourced from the country of sale - for example, America gets American beef, Australia Gets Australian Beef, so on.

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On the My Points box, it says I'm rank 718. I looked on the leader boards and I'm no where to be found. What's wrong? are you looking at the "This week" leaderboards, or the "All time" Leaderboards? I'm rank 393 on the all time boards, but I'm Number 56 on the This week leaderboards, for example.

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How do you fill an awkward pause in a telephone conversation? I do my Taxes. Either my Taxes are really simple, or I just suck with phone conversations.

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Do you like to cuddle? I'm particularly cuddly - I'd rather cuddle up to someone I hated than not cuddle at all.

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What's the largest check you've cashed or written? I once wrote a check for Sixty Billion dollars, But it obviously wasn't valid. The largest check I've cashed was about seventy-five grand, but it wasn't for me, I was doing a favor for my old man, and taking care of his banking duties for the business.

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Where is the coolest place you've visited? Within Spitting distance of Antarctica - Though, Spitting would have involved taking off my rakish, almost steampunk mask of A scarf type thing and goggles. Other than that, America was pretty wicked, and england wasn't bad.

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Have you met any baggers in real life? I know Kungfucious, but I've known him from long before answerbag came about.

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How long is air in an alumunum SCUBA tank good for? I filled my tank up last year and have not used it in 12 months,is the air still safe? I would advise against using it - Bottled air for human consumption has a relatively short shelf life.

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What would you do if all the beers in the world were gone? Have a scotch.

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Does 7 days without God really make one weak? No, no, no - It makes one "Week" not "Weak". They sound the same, but different meanings entirely. And after all - I've been without god since I was twelve, and I now work in a job where in the event of an emergency, I may have to give my life to save others, and I accept this burden both willingly and joyfully. If that makes me a weak person, then I'd hate...

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How long can the human body go without sleep? The average person can go about ten days, give or take.

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How do you celebrate the day AA was founded With a Pint of Guinness.

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How do you get rid of a jehova's witness that won't quit coming to your house at 6 in the morning? They don't come to my house after I answered the door naked, and before they could get a word in, said "Bloody hell, you hookers get here quick!"

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What would our number system be like if it was based on Pi? Delicious. Oh, wait, you meant Pi the number.....

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Which is more important: acting "cool" and trying to impress others or taking the time & effort to develop true, genuine friendships? Definitely forming genuine friendships - Fads come and go, and people change, but friendships are worth more than their weight in gold.

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Would you wear your seatbelt if it wasn't required by law? I would, Its just too deeply ingrained a habit.

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What do you stand to lose by converting to another religion? Your previous Religion?

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Would you rather all your enemies die but you live, or all your enemies live and you die? (ONLY TWO CHOICES) Why did you choose that answer? I would choose for Myself to die, and my enemies to live, because I could not stand other's lives being taken just because of something so petty as disliking me.

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I like this girl. you probably know her. i want to ask PrettyPirate if she will go out with me but im too scared to do it using my real account so PLEASE HELP. how can i do it. serious answers ONLY please this is no laughing matter! Genuine respect for having the stones to Put yourself out there. It is a big thing you do, man. Sounds like I owe two people 'round here a pint!

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When you were at school there was always boys/girls who you wouldn't give a second look. Did you ever bump into them in later years and find out they had turned into absolute beauties with no interest for your advances? Oh, I can go one better than that - I am one of those people who got ignored, and nowadays I ignore their Advances.

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Go to a window, look outside, hows the weather? A cold, Clear Brisbane night. Brisbane, Australia, not Brisbane, Miami.

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Americans: What is your Favourite British TV show... British: What is your Favourite Australian TV show... Australians : What is your Favourite American TV show... Please state where you are from and the name of the show, try to post examples I'd have to say, that as an Australian, I love anything with Penn & Teller, and The Man show.

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If living creatures were discovered on Jupiter, what would you call them? Jovians, propably.

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Who is down rating all the questions SHOW YOU IDENTITY NOW!!!? Don't bother, its just that time of day the trolls come out to ply their trade.

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What kind of underwear does the Pope wear? A pair of Black silk boxers, with a cross weaved in gold thread on one leg, and "Here lies holy ground" on the other.

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Is it impossible to live without buying products from sweat shops? No, but it is much harder.

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If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked, does it mean that electricians can be delighted, musicians denoted, cowboys deranged, models deposed, tree surgeons debarked, and dry cleaners depressed? What else? I believe that When you're let go from the telephone company, you can get disconnected.

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What do I do if it seems that every girl I like never likes me back?! (and I would like to go out with someone) Don't worry, lad, you're not alone. I was initially like yourself, couldn't get a girl to like me instead of shoving me into the "Friend zone", and then I went the other way - I became very popular, but everyone who wanted to date me I found repugnant (Though, so many other guys felt they were the pure ambrosia of desire) - Now, I've found a happy ballance -...

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You know you have a big butt when...? You have to continually Brush away things that have been drawn into your orbit.

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What is the oldest type of music you like listening to? Music from the 20's, 30's and 40's - for example, the Ink spots.

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Who do you like better, The Doors or 3 Doors Down? I prefer to go Seven doors Up, to the pub.

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Romans 6:23...Why do people reject and push off such a great and free gift? Because it is a gift I don't want. I wasn't even given a choice. Frankly, I don't think it polite for people to start leaving the dead bodies of religious figures on my metaphorical doorstep without asking, no matter how nice the gift wrapping. Also, Its one of those gifts that come with so many strings attached, its not worth it. For example, having to worship a dude who I...

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This is Sunday, shouldn't the bible pushers be in church already? Actualy, didn't Jesus say - "And when you pray, do not be like the hypocrites, for they love to pray standing in the synagogues and on the street corners to be seen by men. I tell you the truth, they have received their reward in full. 6 But when you pray, go into your room, close the door and pray to your Father, who is unseen. Then your Father, who sees what is done in secret,...

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What is the greatest plague that is infecting the world as we know it? Stupidity, ignorance, and lack of understanding.

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What experience, supposing that it lasted eternally, would be worse than anything? Being in heaven, and knowing that people I loved were in hell.

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Who in history has impacted (for the better) humanity, the world as we know it, history, and people's lives more than anyone else? Norman Borlaug, Who created various semi-dwarf high-yield, disease-resistant wheat varieties. This has Helped many countries, and through this, is credited with saving the lives over a Billion people.

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What is the best music video you have seen? OK GO's Clip with the treadmills was pretty innovative, but I still like the clip to "Its Tricky" Featuring Penn & Teller as Three card monty hustlers.

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Does anyone else think Jack Black is NOT funny? I think, like everyone else, he has his moments. For example - School of rock - Good movie. Nacho Libre - Bad movie.

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I use firefox, I save some of my passwords, however, my password for facebook allways apears as my gf's password, I then need to try to log in and get the error message and then it resets to my correct password. Anyone know how to fix this? Yes - Type in your password on the login screen for facebook, and then it will ask if you want to remember that password, click yes - problem solved!

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When I was younger I thought my life was mysterious, unpredictable and sometimes illogical. Now I feel that it is peaceful, logical and "meant to be", so to speak. What do you think? I think you've had a happy epiphany, which many people don't have for a very long time, if ever.

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The ant, when intoxicated, will always fall over to its right side. We all should learn one new thing per day. What would you like to teach the rest of AB today? That people with very little to do with their time have, at least once, Gotten ants drunk.

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Have you ever changed religions? I was an Irish Catholic until the age of twelve, at which point, I read the bible, and realized it was somewhat insane. Afterward, I examined many religions, and Have examined many since, and have come to the conclusion that I don't believe in any of them, or any god, and that I'm an Atheist.

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What not to do on your honeymoon? Get Divorced

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Don't you think atheists have a great sense of humor? lol i never heard of a boring atheist, have you? Athiests have no lesser or greater a sense of humor than anyone else. Its just like every other religion, it doesn't effect if you're funny or not, only what you're laughing about. For example - Jason lee, who Stars in "My Name is Earl" - Funny as hell, both in his Movie/TV roles, and as a stand up comic. Also happens to be into Scientology. Penn and Teller,...

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What is the lowest rated answer on the site? There was a question a while back that asked people to rate it down to see how far down it would get, and its down to about minus sixty-something.

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Can you believe that there were "anti-rape" devices that were like a sleeve with blades or needles that a woman could insert inside herself to cause injury to an intruding male member? I can belive it....in Fact, it Reminds me of a song... *Sings* Vagina Dentata! What a wonderful phrase! Vagina Dentata! It Ain't no passing craze, It means no Penis, for the rest of your days, It's a Boypart free, philosophy Vagina Dentata . . .

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If satan confessed his sins and was sincere about it, would he go to heaven? I'd say its Quite Possible. Depends on how god was feeling that Day, I'd suppose - Remember, the bible clearly establishes that God can be Just as Vengeful, cruel, and basically a real Jerk as much as he can be all Sweetness and light. Though, the concept of Accepting Jesus as his Saviour Intrigues me - Considering he committed his sin (Which was basically having the Stones to...

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What sweet is better than cheesecake? That depends on your taste. Fudge is quite good, but if you're after something with some bite, Warheads sour candy is also good.

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Those who don't believe in God: What created the universe? I do not believe the Universe was created. I also do not know HOW it came to be, but We get closer to finding out every day, and we may, one day, indeed know. (Also - To all those considering giving me an answer along the lines of "We already do know, it was god" - Please do not bother, unless you can provide direct evidence - And remember, the bible isn't Direct evidence.)

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Are you redeemed by the blood of Jesus Christ? No, Thank you. I value life, And the idea that someone had to die for things that I may or may not do in the future is absolutely repugnant to me. If I'm going to do the Crime, its only right that I'd be the one to do the time - I take Responsibility for my actions, Not foist the punishment off on someone else, as if its going to make it all better.

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How come Russian people are physically beautiful all in all ? It there something in their environment or other natural causes? All in all? They wouldn't be beautiful in a meat grinder now would they?

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How do you feel when you get downrated? I don't give a damn - most often, I get rated down by Christians(For being an Atheist), Conspiracy theorists(For being Sane), trolls(For being there) And people who Take answerbag far, far too seriously(Wankers, doe-eyed fools, and people without a sense of humor.)

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What did God do for you and I so that we could go to heaven and not go to hell? Fail to exist?

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If you are afraid of death, please answer! What scares you more: the act of dying, or the idea of what may come after death? Nope, because I don't believe in heaven, god, or hell.

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So, here it is folks. The one true question. THE question. When you come face to face with Lord Almighty... he asks "What can i do for you, my child?" what do you say, your answer declares your entry into paradise! Think wisely. I'd probably say the following - "What? Do something for me? Nah, bugger that mate, siddown, have a beer, catch the hockey. You work yourself too hard, lad."

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What's on top of your fridge? Dust.

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How do you hotwire a 2005 Chevy Cobalt? Would this be a particularly urgent question? Are there sirens in the distance?

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What do you think of the man called Jesus Christ? Interestingly, I actually knew a Spanish bloke called Jesus Christ. Apparently, his parents had a sense of humor. As for the Historical figure, Well, I don't think of him very much at all. I know plenty about him, I know what he probably looked like(Hint - its the diametric opposite of what you're propably thinking. Think short, ugly, short hair and clean shaven), and I know he...

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What would be a good comeback after someone says your gay How about "Hey, ducky, you're the one whose dating me."

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The U.S.Pentagon says that it's the parent's fault that the youth are not wanting to enlist in the military. Is that true? Ignore this, accidental answer.

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Do you believe that the US has restored freedom to Iraq? They are more free than before, yes, but they do not have freedom yet. But then again, neither is the US, Nor england, nor Australia, when you really get down to it.

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Do you have anxiety before going on planes? My job is on a plane, If I had flying Anxiety, I'd have been consumed by an ulcer by now.

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Which do you perfer, the show Ellen or the show Opera? I, for one, choose death.

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Have you ever accidentaly killed an animal when driving your car? Yeah, Accidentally, that's it..... Kidding! I hit a Kangaroo, once, which did some pretty hardcore damage to my car.

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Are you a 'switch it off at the mains' person or 'leave it on standby' waster? It depends on the device. For example, my TV goes off at the switch, as do the things attached to it. All of my power tools get unplugged. Some of my stuff is left plugged in because it doesn't draw power when its not on - My blender for example(BTW - I <3 Blendtec) Though are you aware that by using this computer, you're wasting roughly 50% of the power you're drawing from...

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Where can i find a free video editing software,(preferably adobe.)? Try Virtual Dub and Jakasha For two of the better open source Editing Suites.

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What language did you find the hardest to learn? Basque - It is an isolated language, and has no references to any other language.

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Have you ever seen a camel spider or the reaction to its bite? As far as I'm aware, Camel spiders don't bite humans, they mostly eat pillbugs, cockaroches and the like. Edit -I stand corrected, apparently they can.

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How many people knows Who is Jesus? I don't know him personally, but I've heard of him. Turns water into wine. Walks on water. Hell, could probably walk on wine, if he wanted.

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Is there anything more lovely than a cloud shaped like a heart, and happy pretty rabbits munching on dew-drop flowers on God's green hills? Oh just beautiful. Sounds pleasant, but God better get the hell off my Rolling green hills before I call the cops!

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To the AB Staff, Are you proud that you've lost almost everyone interesting and mature on this site, and are posting Expert questions like, "Why do we answer to stupid questions?" Welcome to the internet, man. You start with intelligent people debating and helping each other out, and you end up with Fundies, Moore-onic Michel Moore fans, childeren, and people looking to beat drug tests. I don't mind, though. It makes me happier when I come across one of those interesting and mature questions.

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Does my avatar really look like a snake? No, it looks like a hat.

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I think God is like a giant tree rooted in the soils of eternal grace, and we are all His happy little leaves fluttering in the winds of faith. Can I get an Amen? Not from me you can't.

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Im 12 and i want to get my tragus pierced and im nervous...what do i do to calm my nerves? A scotch and a Cigarette. In all seriousness, don't worry about it. It doesn't really hurt that much, and if you take care of it, it'll turn out well.

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Are you a racist? Be honest. I think its a little hard for people to accept, but really, everyone's a little bit racist.

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What is the funniest word ever? Can be made up or real. Fnergen - Its the name of an allergy medication. I think it sounds dirty, for some reason. "Hey bill, what did you do with stacey all weekend?" "Fnergen." "Dude, Sweet!" *High fives all round*

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What is your greatest weakness? Sex, booze and Wanderlust

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What would you do if you were taken aboard a UFO? Ask if they had any Grey Poupon

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What's the worst thing to say to your employee while trying to fire them? We're giving you a promotion and a raise!

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Who was the tallest person in your family? Me, at Six foot, four inches.

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Why dont they sell soda in (glass) bottles anymore? :( They sell Softdrink in all kinds of bottles in Australia.

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How do you feel about flying in airliners these days? Being a flight attendant in training, I feel pretty damn good about it. Hey, Its my job to save your lives, possibly at the cost of my own, in the event of an emergency or highjacking, so I might as well enjoy it. Airport security is still stupid, though. I mean, seriously, liquids on a plane? Do they even realize that Binary liquid explosives in that form are a Hollywood fantasy?

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What do you think of Ozzy Osborne and family? Hunh? What? What are you talking about? You're F***king mental! SHARON!

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Does the world rotate slower if all your windows are open? No, But when I'm with her, I often spin in a counterclockwise direction, to rob the planet of angular momentum, fractionally pushing back the dawn with each spin, so that I may spend more time with her.

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What is the worst thing you could say right before proposing marriage? Now, I can't Promise I'll call off the Hit if you say yes, but....

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Does this site have phishers or viruses on it? I refuse to answer this question till you send me your credit card number. In all seriousness, no. We do, however, seem to get quite a few people asking how to beat drug tests, though.

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Do you think religion was invented to control people? No, I don't think so. Now, Religion having been used to control people, absolutely, but I don't think it was created for that purpose.

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Which actors have played God in a movie? Slightly off the question - But how awesome would it be if Samuel L Jackson played god in a movie?

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Has anyone gone to the site neverpayforgasagain.cjb.net? Is it the scam I think it is? Any personal experiences? All the 'testimonials' look written by the same person... Complete Scam, Mate. There are two options, here - either you pay a mint for useless information, or they're scamming for credit card info.

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Ok..i am a christian but noy a very strong one..meaning i dont know much and someone asked me: If God loves us so much then why would he let us go to hell? Can u answer me that? Is it cuz they dont believe in him in the first place? Actualy, that's a good question - if god is supposedly all powerful and loving and such, Surely he could find a better way than the current system, in which well more than half of us are going to hell.

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If you had 1 word for tony blair what would it be? English!

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How fast is "fast as hell"? Faster than "That's a bit quick", but slower than "That's a bit bloody fast!"

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Is there a way to differentiate between a CD and a DVD just by looking at the readable surface? Some DVDs look slightly more purple than CDs, but its only some of them. Other than that, they should be marked.

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Was anyone else having a hard time getting on to AB just now? I haven't been able to get on for the last hour or so.

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Which came first, the chicken or the egg? Ah - this is a particularly easy one. The Egg Came First. The reason? Well, the simplified version is that something that wasn't Quite a chicken, gets hit by random cosmic ray, or has a random genetic variation, whatever - lays an egg. Now, while this nearly-chicken isn't actually a Chicken, the contents of egg it laid, however, Is most certainly a chicken.

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Do plants have feelings or respond to human verbalizations? After a Fashion, They do respond. This was tested on Mythbusters, with two greenhouses each of 24/7 pleasantries, and two of constant nasty, A control with NO piped in sound, and also, a greenhouse each with Classical Music and heavy Metal. It was found there was no difference between the Nice or Nasty houses, though the Music houses both outperformed the control and Talking houses, with...

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Why does the PS3 overheat so quick that really bugs me i didnt pay 600 bucks so it can just get on fire or something, any solution to this problem? Solutions - By an aftermarket Cooling kit. Point a fan directly at your PS3 Move PS3 to a well ventilated area, out of direct sunlight Get a Wii.

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If somebody carved a statue of you, what park would you want it to be in? Luna Park!

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What is it like to be caught in a tornado? Rather Tempestuous, I'd imagine.

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How far is the closest IHOP to where you live?use this locator tool http://ihop.know-where.com/ihop/ The closest Ihop to where I live? Errm......Roughly, that would be any Ihop in L.A., California, Which is about......roughly 1,500 kilometers(7000 something miles) to my nearest IHOP. Do I win anything?

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What do you think of when you think of Ireland? I was born and raised for quite a while in Pettigo city, County Fermanagh, so I think quite highly of it.

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I love coffee, but i always find it very difficult to find/make a great cup of coffee in my home. I know Starbucks are great, but i live in ireland (we dont have Starbucks) Any ideas? You don't have any Starbucks in Ireland? There's a solution for that - Just wait. Shouldn't be long. (Aside - I went ex-pat with my family when very young to Brisbane Australia, from Pettigo City, County Fermanagh.)

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Is the Universe dependant upon God for its continued existence? Considering that god does not exist, but the universe clearly does, Then the logical answer is "No."

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How does Prayers keep a person away from sin? Prayers cannot keep you away from sin, only when a person not perform sinful deeds are they kept away from sin.

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What God should you worship? Please provide sriptural support with your answers? If god - if such a being does exist, and did as he claims to have - created the universe, why does he want to be worshipped? Is god an egomaniac?

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Dwarf rabbits At six foot four, I already do.

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Do you hate God? No, because I don't believe he exists, and Why waste perfectly good hatred on something that doesn't exist?

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Handheld PalmPilot, euphemism or computing device? I own a palm pilot, but for a very long time, Palm pilot was just a nickname you received upon entering puberty. (P.s - I've got a Palm Pilot TX - I got it from a Pawn shop for 79 dollars Australian, because they didn't really know what it was.)

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Would you date a 19 year old if she didn't have a car yet? Our family has never had enough but I'm working for it now :) Well, down here, you can't even get your Learners permit till you're seventeen, and you have to be on that for a year, bringing you to Eighteen. Hell, many Nineteen year olds down here don't have their own cars, and just borrow their parent's or friend's cars.

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What does "normal" mean to you? When something is operating within acceptable parameters, in a roughly consistent fashion.

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Women are constantly reminded of their biological clock and having babies can become the most important thing for them - what about men? Do men have/get an overwhelming urge to have babies? I usually do right around lunchtime, but I go for the roast beef instead.

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It comes in pints? An Elephant.

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Have you ever fallen out with a fellow ABer? No, but I do wonder if anyone has fallen OFF a fellow ABer.

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If you could rename any planet in our solar system which one would you choose and what would you rename it? I would rename Pluto to "I am so a planet, Damn you"

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How long is your netflix queue? I'm at 324 at the moment... I can't get netflix in Australia, but if I could, I can tell you it would be pretty damn long.

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Assuming one (and only one) religion is right, which one should you choose to have the best chance of going to heaven? I'd say your chances are somewhat Varied, though still less than even, no matter what religion you choose. The reasoning behind this - Not only would you not get into heaven for believing the wrong religion, you'd not get into heaven if you broke the various rules of the religion that would get you into heaven.

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Would you like there to be a "Buffy" movie based on the series? Actually - the series is Based on a movie. http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0103893/ The Series is actually set after the movie - With such events referred to in the series - such as Buffy burning down the school gym to kill the vampires within - being from the unedited version of the script - Joss's script was re-written to make the movie "Lighter". The series is a spin off...

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I live on the same street as the fire station, how come EVERY single time it rains I hear sirens going down the street. Because more crashes seem to occur during the rain, and therefore, the fire department are needed to assist more often.

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What do you Call Someone that Talks too much and No One is listening? An Amateur Podcaster

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Holy Quran is in total agreement with modern scientific data? No Religious Text is in total agreement with Science - Because Religion wants for a god and the supernatural, whereas Science Deals in Fact.

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What do you guys mean by an "unlocked" phone? =\ A phone that is not "Locked" so that you can't use any other SIM Cards with it - most Companies, when you're on a contract where you get a "free" phone, lock your phone so that you can only use that company's SIM cards with it, but then Unlock the phone when the contract is finished or bought out.

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Complete the sentence - you know when a relationship is on its last legs when ......................? She keeps trying to kill you.

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What's one activity where you should fear success more than failure? Creating Zombies

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Why do people get so bent out of shape about God being refered to as a male when the Bible makes it obvious? God Does not exist, Therefore, He cannot have gender. Though, admittedly, throughout the bible he is referred to as male - though, also, When the bible clearly Supports the Oppression of women, One is not surprised that the most important character in the book is Male.

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When you went to the movie theaters as a child did you have to argue that you were under 12 because they wanted to charge you the "adult" price? Nope, because Every Movie theater down here has a student price, which is the same as the children's price, generally.

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How many points does it take to level up? Fifty two. EDIT - Now fifty. Thank you, live4themelody.

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Is Fender Acoustic Guitar better quality than a Yamaha Acoustic Guitar? Well, It depends - They are both good brands, and It also depends on the guitar you're buying. For example, if you buy the low-range fender, its not going to be as good as a mid-range Yamaha. Really, if you treat them right, the guitar will treat you well - My Guitar is a $149 (In aussie dollars, of course) semi-acoustic from An Aldi Supermarket - and it sounds absolutely wonderful -...

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Alright, i want to get my lip pierced but my mom won't let me so, should i do it myself or just bug the hell out of her until she finally caves..???? confused!!! Dude, don't do it yourself - get a professional Percier. So looks like bug your mother is the only viable option here.

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Do you love Michael Buble? Not romantically, but I do enjoy his music.

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Whats going to happen to you if you find out there is no god? Well, considering that I already believe that there is no god, then Not much. I'd probably just go "Huh. Theory confirmed, then" And go about my day.

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My friend had itunes and her ipod downloaded onto her copmuter. is there a way to set up my ipod on same computer and can i put her music onto my ipod without losing all mine? You can get programs other than Itunes that load your music onto your i-pod just fine - I can't think of any offhand, but they are very available, go look for them with google.

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My fiance and I want to get a tattoo together.. Any ideas? Don't get tattoos of Names, or Portrait tattoos. I suggest, for example, You choose each other's tattoos.

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What do you think of the book, "The Secret"? Is there anything in it or is it just a money spinner? A bit of both - There is something in it, but what is in it is a total scam. It is complete woo-woo, and I wouldn't advise you to waste good money on it.

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Is it true that the more weed you smoke, the higher you get? Well, yes, but only to a point - there is an upper limit to how much THC can be processed by the body at any one time.

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Should we build a wall along the boarder to keep out the illegal aliens. Well, No, not really. It would be massively expensive to build, maintain and patrol. Also, despite the best efforts to do so, people would still get over the border.

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Will you help a college student out? It depends in what manner, but I would say yes.

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If I get my belly button pierced will it affect my horse riding? Not unless you ride on your stomach, no.

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How many actors have been accidentally shot in movies that were supposed to be using blanks? (i.e., Brandon Lee) Jon-Erik Hexum was also killed by a blank - The wad from the blank struck him in the skull, causing a fracture that sent splinters of bone into his brain.

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Who is better - David Blaine or Derren Brown? Derren Brown - at least he doesn't claim to have powers, and makes it clear that he's just doing illusions. Not to mention Blaine doesn't even really do tricks anymore - throw him in a box, and hoist him up in the air....uhhh....where's the trick? Its a dude in a box. In an iceblock for a week? Yeah, so? I can think of plenty of ways that could be performed. Spending a...

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If you could name the Easter Island head stones, what would you name them? John, Paul, George, Ringo, and Bruce.

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Which weapon would be a more lethal in a street fight, a baseball bat or a golf club driver? They both have upsides and downsides - The Club has more reach, is weighted towards the striking end which gives it more power, is generally faster, and focuses its energy onto a smaller area of impact. A baseball bat, however, is more durable, heavier, and more balanced, and has a larger effective striking surface. It comes down to a matter of skill and preference, really.

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Punctuation - He said "what are you doing" - where does the question mark go, after the second set of speech marks or before, and is there a full stop? Before, and no full stop needed, like this - "What are you doing?"

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What is your favorite definition on Urbandictionary.com? The Definition for Nyanda - Its my old high school!

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Is it true that black belts are required to register their bodies as deadly weapons? Point - No matter how skilled you are at Martial Arts, there is No defense posture or stance that is effective against a Shotgun at ten feet.

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Is god the greatest thing ever? Far from it. See Isaiah 30:32, Luke 14:26, Numbers 31:17-18, Matthew 10:34, Amos 3:6, Deuteronomy 18:8, Deuteronomy 20:16, Exodus 20:5, Exodus 32:27, Isaiah 45:7, Psalms 52:5, Luke 22:36, and Jeremiah 18:11 for a small sample of Biblical passages which describe Jehovah as having an evil morality at times Why, if god is so loving and Great, more than half of us are going to Hell after we...

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What does "ty" mean in e-mail correspondence? Usually "Thank you"

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Do the advantages outweigh the disadvantages when shifting a manual transmission truck without using the clutch? No, they don't. Its much easier, and less wear and tear on the trasmission to just use the clutch.

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Do you secretly want to be at the top of AnswerBag? Be honest. It would be nice, but only because I would have earned it with good answers.

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MTV just called your house to pimp your ride. You have to get your car fitted with hydrolics and spinning rims. Do you accept the free upgrade? I certainly would - I've been looking to install hydraulics, re-paint, and generaly "Pimp out" my van, and hey, if I don't have to pay for it, what's the harm? (Additionally - You don't have to pay for what they do to your car, but they do have a budget for each reno, though it varies. They can afford to do so much because they get good deals on parts Via having...

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How many degrees removed are you from the actor Kevin Bacon? A woman who I worked with was a camp councilor at a camp where kevin bacon's children(Who were in her group) were staying. Woman(1) to Bacon's kids (2) to bacon (3) So I've got a two or a three, depending if you Count the last step, it being a slightly different case to most.

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Me and my friends went swimming...my dad said where we swam there were PCB's nbut i didnt tell him we went swimming..he said that alot of bad things could happen to me...im very scared like i am going to die please help me You are going to die. Eventually. In many years time. In all seriousness, you'll be fine - you can have problems from PCBs, but the concentration you'd get from just swimming, you'll be quite alright. If you have any problems, just take two Asprin, and Answerbag in the morning.

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Jack Bren Mc.Kane...will you finally ask me to marry you? Ah, but if he asks you, what will you do?

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1994 Ford f150 2wd fuel injection inline 6, it runs fine for a while then begins to sputter and lose power. Turn it off and start it again and it runs fine for a while again. Its quite possible your alternator is failing, But other than that, I can't be much more helpful. Pardon my lack of knowledge, but I'm a driver, not a mechanic.

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Why does my TV keep turning off when my brother is in the room? He propably has something like a TV-B-gone, or, he has another IR device that you can use it for - for example, I have a TV-B-Gone type program on my phone, and One on my PDA.

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If you see a dog inside of a locked car on a hot day and you break the window to free it and prevent its death, are you going to get arrested for "criminal behavior"? I was coming home from the hardware store, and I busted a window with one of my purchases - a 2 kilo Sledgehammer, though it wasn't a huge swing or anything, I just held it near the head, and thwacked the window - And the owner tried to have me arrested for Destruction of property, and the cop just shook his head in disgust, and told the bloke that he should be thankful I just saved his...

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Did man really go to the moon? It indeed did happen - there are mountains of evidence for it to have happened, and Hundreds of people can confirm it happened. It honestly disappoints me that people feel the need to cheapen an incredible achievement by pretending it didn't happen.

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What's the best evidence for Human evolution? There isn't really any BEST evidence - there is mountains of it.

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I'm going to a fancy dress next week as a gangster and i'm painting myself black... is that acceptable do you think? A surefire Tactic - Take it so over the top it is obvious parody of Gangsters, rather than trying to be accurate.

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Could someone please recomend a good dig.camera that takes pictures really fast. i have Canon Power Shot A95, it's a really good camera (a little comlicated), but it seems that it takes forever to take one picture. The olympus IR300 is a very good point-and-shooter, but I'm not sure about its avalibility - Ebay should be a good source for them.

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What makes a person shine? A good smile and a positive attitude. Well, that, or varnish.

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Will electromagnets interfere with close-range remote control signals? Only remotes that work on Radio Signals, and it would have to be a very powerful magnet, or at very, very close range. Any remote that works on IR, however, will be unaffected.

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Has the Patriot Act affected your life personally? Not at all - I live in Australia!

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When you rate an answer, do you think you should comment that you have done so? Well, I don't always comment for uprating, but I always comment for downrating, telling why I did it, Even if its just a quick "Downrated for innacuracy"

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Do you think that Paris should go back to jail or should her lawyer and sherrif have to server her sentence? The sheriff who released her should take a punishment at the very least, as there is a very clear case of bribery.

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Which is a better carbureator edelbrock or holley? heh - I've got twin Strombergs, and I'd rate them about both Edelbrock AND Holley.

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DO YOU THINK TATTOOS LOOK GOOD ON ANYBODY? I WANTED TO GET ONE BUT I COULDN'T CAUSE I GO TO CHURCH ON SUNDAYS. Unless you're going to church practically naked, then you have plenty of places you can get a tattoo without showing it off at church.

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Atheists, If the loving God of the bible exist wouldn't It be logical...? The "Loving God" of the bible is a Fallacy. See Isaiah 30:32, Luke 14:26, Numbers 31:17-18, Matthew 10:34, Amos 3:6, Deuteronomy 18:8, Deuteronomy 20:16, Exodus 20:5, Exodus 32:27, Isaiah 45:7, Psalms 52:5, Luke 22:36, and Jeremiah 18:11 for a small sample of Biblical passages which describe Jehovah as having an evil morality at times Why, if god is so loving, more than half of...

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Will science and religion ever going to get along? I would say it varies from religion to religion, really.

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Why have I wasted my life? If you had a good time about it, I wouldn't call it wasted.

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Whats the funniest name for a rabbit? The Vorpal Bunny. Either that or "Stew"

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What's your favorite way to start the day? A shower, followed by a Whore's breakfast - Aka, a Cup of Tea/coffee and a smoke.

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When was the last time you got trolled *Laughs* I get trolled every now and again - I don't keep track - and I don't care. If people are so insecure they feel the need to rate me down for giving the best answers I can give - Well, that just makes them sad little individuals, doesn't it?

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Ever realize you are insignificant? Insignifigant is relative - To the universe, I am nothing, but to those who love me, I am a very great deal indeed.

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What kind of paint would you use for an outside mural? Is there something out there that won't break the bank?I will need alot of different colors. Depending on your surface, you should put down some Undercoat, and then follow it up with Matte enamel, with some gloss enamel for emphasis. Don't use Interior paint, it will fade and peel far too easily for outdoor use.

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Just got a new tattoo within the last couple days...will a spray on tan (which I'm supposed to receive today along with a full body scrub and massage as a birthday gift) effect my new tattoo? Cover it, and don't get the area of the tattoo scrubbed.

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Why are some religions dangerous that hurt other people in the world? Because some religions, regrettably, call for the destruction, subjugation, and just general all round being terribly impolite to people who don't believe in that particular flavor of Deity. Hell, some religions - *Waggles finger* and you know who you are! - Even support the Subjugation of some of the people who DO believe. Throughout the Bible, the Christian God commands His...

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"Dark side of the moon" the greatest rock album of all time? If you're a laser rock show, sure. If not, then I'd keep looking.

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Just wondering, what do guys like talking about most generally speaking? We can't tell you that, under the pain of death. Secret mens business, you understand.

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If God came down and gave us all the answers to our questions, how would life be different? Actually - if God did Exist, and offered me all the answers to my questions, I'd thank him, turn him down, and offer him a cup of tea and a biscuit. I'd turn down his offer because I'd rather find out myself, because what use is knowledge without the thrill of discovery. The cup of tea and a Biscut, you ask? Well, if god did exist, he's not done anything wrong by...

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Is it true we only live once on Earth then we go to heaven? No - We only live once, and then die. But we can live on in the hearts and minds of others, and through our deeds.

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I went to PRIDE today. There were alot of people protesting the event. doing the whole adam eve not steve thing I am straight but all my friends are gay guys. How many people really care about someone being gay anymore? I sure as hell don't. My first Bar job was at a gay bar, and I learned a hell of a lot.

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What's so bad about being a pack rat if you keep it all neatly organized and stored away? :) I'm a complete pack rat, but everything is neatly stored away, and made note of - so I'd have to say nothing at all.

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Does anyone else love the comments people make? Always - people do tend to say funny things, uplifting things, useful things, and also start some bloody good arguments.

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Is it harmful to a cat to lay on top of a computer monitor? Are there any hazardous rays that could make the cat sick? Nope, no hazard at all - after a very, very long time in that position, the monitor might overheat, but that poses no danger to the cat.

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Does God plan a person out before they're born? I don't believe he does, on the account that I don't believe he exists.

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Would you do something completely illegal if it was relatively low risk if it made you a small fortune and no-one would got hurt? Of course.

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If God is more powerful than Satan, how can Satan ever win? Here's a thought that'll get me downrated - What if "God" Is really "Satan?" See, if Satan is looking for followers, he'd be smart enough to set up a religion that inspires blind faith, and discourages people from questioning its word or authority. Being evil, he'd have no problem with finding some poor sap, making it seem like the fella had...

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Why do so many fight over religion? What is the statement of oneself? Because some people can't accept that people have views other than their own, or that other views could be acceptable - hell, some because their religion says that all those who don't believe should cop the smackdown.

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Do you think god loves me Well, considering how hard it is for someone who doesn't exist to love anybody, I'd have to say no, but Don't worry - We still love you and value your opinion.

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What happens to people after death? The process of Decomposition begins. The people who knew you mourn, your enemies who outlived you probably celebrate, and all in all, the world moves on.

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Is there life after death? One day we are going to die. Is that it? Work, work, work...die? Yes - We live on in the hearts and minds of others, and in our deeds and how they impact future generations.

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Do you ever think about Jesus Christ death, and the suffering that He went through for us? and how does it make you feel? I do think about Jesus, but only very occasionally. I feel it is a tragedy that a man was tortured and killed for the superstitions of the time.

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Would Darwin recognize todays evolution theory? Yes, He probably would. It has changed since he came up with the theory, but it is still quite recognizable as a descendant of its original form.

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If I get my belly button pierced On Monday Can i go swimming in pool friday? As AmericanIdle said, Your percier should have given you that information - but Personaly, I would advise against it.

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If we are a product of evolution - where did love come from? Animals are very capable of emotional bonds - in fact, in many species not only is mating for life observed, but also mourning behavior upon the death of those mates. Counter-question - If we are a product of Intelligent Design, Disprove Evolution. Second counter-Question - If We are a product of god, where did hate, war, anger, and all the Evil in the world come from?

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Why do people think atheists hate anything to do with religion? Because some people think that when you don't believe what they do, you automatically hate what they believe in. Maybe because some people think that by asserting your views that directly contradict theirs, it logically must be driven by hate.

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Navigator How is this a question?

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Describe your looks in only two words? Tall, Rockstar.

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I'm hungry... What would you fix me to eat? Guinness.

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Has anybody ever died as a result of following ''the lemon detox diet''? No, but I was very bitter about it for a while.

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What is love? *Sings* Baby don't hurt me, don't hurt me, no more.... Ahem. But love is something that you Know, like hot and cold, or pain and pleasure.

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Question for Atheists. Why are you answering questions in the Religion and Spirituality category? Because we have as much right to as anyone else to, and we have as much right as anyone else to express our views and opinions. EDIT - Counter-question - Why do so many Christians Rate down Atheist answers simply because they don't agree with their World view?

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Why do Christians think they can speak on behalf of Christ? Not all Christians do.

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God, Evolution or both, and why? Definitely Evolution. Despite what Creationists Claim, There is Mountains of evidence behind evolution, more of which is being discovered every day. Also - for those that have an Incorrect concept of scientific theory. See, Many people learned in elementary school that a theory falls in the middle of a hierarchy of certainty--above a mere hypothesis but below a law. Scientists do not...

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Why is it a fact that there is no god? (I'm sure I'll get slammed, but I'm just trying to make a point). Because god is a logical and Rational impossibility. He cannot be scientifically proven, and every "Miracle" can be explained by science. Ironicly, Jesus probably did exist, but in a far different form from the tall, handsome, Often-Caucasian-but-sometimes-depicted-as-middle-eastern, long haired and bearded man that most people believed him to be.

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Do you think the devil make people take drugs? The Devil is simply an invention of people who can't take responsibility for their own actions. "Oooh, the devil made me roll that joint!" Yeah, fool, but you're the one that smoked the bastard!

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If a black cat crosses your path do you take this to be lucky or unlucky,me i take it as lucky. Well, If a cat crosses my path when I'm driving the result could usually be considered quite unlucky.

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Which rock fest has the most visitors in Britain? Leedsfest.

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I've got pie and tatties. What are you having for your tea? I got into some Steak and Veg, along with a good cup of tea. Very plesant.

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Is it ok to cheat if you find that your partner is cheating? Why go to the Trouble? Just leave them, and then hook up with someone else. Then you're getting rid of bad garbage, and not doing anything wrong while you get a new squeeze.

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Is there any free site to download movies? The MPAA are usually pretty good for it.

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A new law has come in and you have to give your house a name . What name do you have on your plaque outside? The Castle.

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If a saleswoman knocks at your door with her blouse buttons undone exposing cleavage are you more likely to buy something? Nope. If you need to show off your...assets to sell something, you're either selling a bad product, or you're a terrible salesperson.

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What grounds do atheists base their morality? From the society around them. Interestingly, If you research it, You find that the values set forth in the bible are actually common societal values of the time frame and area, from long before the bible was written.

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What shouldn't you do while on a tredmill? A Circumsicion.

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Is Jesus the only way to God? No, I took the Pacific highway, and turned off at Cairns, and there he was. (Waits for the fully expected downrating.)

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What do you call it when Paris Hilton, Britney Spears & Jessica Simpson stand in a line all facing the same direction? (They currently all have blond hair for this joke) A Vacant Lot?

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Michael Moore, American hero or villain? He is Hero, Nor Villan - He is a greedy, narcissistic opportunist. He should be lauded for one thing - He is a genius. Admittedly, a Genius of Lies, Propaganda and Self-promotion, but still, a genius. If you cannot spot his baldfaced lies and deception, then please take yourself over to http://www.moorewatch.com/ And http://moorelies.com/ Where you can find the record set straight. ...

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Is Michael Moore the epitome and perfect example of using our right of free speech? I'd say he's an example of how the right to free speech can be perverted for one's own ends. His work is full of lies, inconsistencies, fabrications and Contradictions, And he sits back and rakes in millions from his Trash. I will give him one thing - He's a clinically narcassistic Genius of Propaganda and spin. I Might not like what he does(Ie, Create propaganda for...

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Why do people bully? A lot of people say its because they're insecure about themselves, or have bad home lives. Somehow, I don't think the people who say that consider that some people who bully others are just arseholes.

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Are the trolls out in force today ? ( I am seeing alot or red (-) or am I just giving bad answers? I've been all in the positive today, oddly enough - I normally get a few minuis every day from the Christians, Conspiracy theorists, or people who take themselves/answerbag/both far to seriously, but I've got nothing so far.

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If you where to slip something to Paris Hilton in a cake while she was in jail what would it be? A Hoagie. Seiously, have you seen that girl? She's like a bag of self-absorbed, STD infested antlers.

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How much time do you spend waxing lyrical about god? I spend Absolutely No time waxing lyrical about god. I did wax My car today, though.

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Do you miss someone? *Nods* I miss her terribly, every day that she's away from me.

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What is the best way to resin my bowl? Just roll a joint, you lazy bastard.

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Is a sense of humour an important ingredient of a good relationship? Of course, you'd have to have a bloody good sense of humor to see me naked!

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Diagram this sentence: In the evening, she cooked him a delicious spaghetti dinner. With Ratsak In it.

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Hello, this is Sophie's (BAM as you call her) mother. I was wondering, what is the purpose of this site? And why is my daughter on it so much? I don't understand the appeal Indeed, ma'am, you should be proud that your daughter is so willing to help people for no reward other than The good feeling she gets from it.

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Are you a Godparent? Yes, Three times currently. It was five, but unfortunately, two of them, and the mother, died in a car accident a while back.

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If a ninja makes some bacon is it called ninjacon? Dude - you're the Freakin' Ninja, you tell us!

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Are ninjas allowed to eat bacon? Yes, but they have to sneak up on the bacon from behind first. Unless, of course, Its a Jewish Ninja, but that's a special case.

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What makes you smile on a bad day? Coming home to her.

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Can ninjas date? Point -Seraphim333 Is a student of Ninjitsu, Go ask him.

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Can ninjas date? Yes, but Only if they're very, very sneaky about it.

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Whats the worst thing you can say during or after sex? Happy Birthday, Grandma!

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Is Deity logical? I think by the question you're meaning is god logical? I'd have to say No, in my opinion - and I stress, my opinion. I'm not a scientist, I'm a bartender turned Flight attendant with a bachelor's in Theology. I must admit, what turned me to Athiesim is Getting my Bachelor's in theology - The more I learned about it, the less faith I had in it, until along...

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Do you still talk to the person you lost your virginity to? She moved overseas, and we lost contact.

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Fergie or jessica simpson?i choose fergie. I, For one, Choose Death.

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AAAaargh I have just found some grey hair on my head! Im only 32 ! Im devastated please console me... Have you got any? Calm yourself! I'm in my early twenties, and I have sprays of white hair on the sides of my head. I look like grandpa bloody munster!

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IS IT NORMAL FOR PEOPLE TO TRAVEL ALONE Perfectly normal. As a flight attendant in training, I can tell you, I often see people traveling alone.

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What is the most unique name of a person you know? Zydeco, named after the style of music.

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My Briggs and Stratton 3.5 HP lawn mower won't run unless I spray carburetor cleaner into the choke. Then it runs only long enough to burn off the cleaner (10 to 20 seconds). The gas tank is full. Do I need to replace the carburetor? Try cleaning the carby before you replace it.

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Horrible one this... Have you ever had to have a punch-up with your Dad and did it change the relationship after...? Heh - about the only thing that changed between me and my old man after that was that he got a lot more mellow, funnily enough.

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Name the 1 celebrity you would give up your significant other for (and yes, you + celebrity would be together forever)? I can't, because there isn't any celebrity or celebrities that I'd give her up for.

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What is the most ghetto city in the world? Adelaide

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I just got a job waitressing and at the end of the night my feet and calfs are killing me what should i do? Try getting some comfortable, flat shoes. don't be afraid to lash out a little, belive me, they are worth every penny.

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Will you or will you not vote for Barak Obama? Why or why not? I am really curious I won't be voting for Barak Obama, mainly because I'm not an American citizen.

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Did any country (other than the US) put a man on the moon? No, not so far.

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How are babies made? Non-union Labor.

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Is it REALLY okay to referrer anyone as a "nigga"? I belive that it depends - For example, some of my friends are comfortable with it, and have no problem with it. Others can't stand it. Its all a matter of picking your time, really.

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I have a 96 Grand Am. When I go to turn it off, sometimes the key will only turn alittle and won't turn off the car . I have to turn the car back on and move the steering wheel, sometimes it takes a few times, but it has always come out. What's up/cost? Have you tried pushing in as you turn?

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What are your thoughts on Athiesm? Being an Atheist, I think rather highly of it, but it does irritate me how it somehow makes people uneasy.

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Meter or metre? Why? Errmm - a Metre is a Measurement of Distance. a Meter is something that measures something - for example, your Electricity meter, the Gas meter, so on.

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What is the densest object ever created by mankind? The Bullshit in Michael Moore's Works.

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Beijing's battle to standardize and correct English-language signs ahead of the 2008 Olympics has claimed another head -- "W.C.." By the end of the year, all public conveniences in the city will be called "toilets". What would you prefer to see on a sign? I don't really care - I think "Toilets" is a perfectly acceptable thing to put on the signs that point to, of all things, the toilet facilities.

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Why can't alcohol and cigarettes be illegal? Prohibition - didn't work. Won't work again.

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Can the war against the bad ever be won? What is your opinion on this? Good and Evil are Relative - Remember, they see us as the evil ones, just as we see them as the evil ones.

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Fire walking - how is it done? Its really quite simple - you just get a bed of coals, Curl your toes upwards, and walk at a steady pace. Not unlike walking on a warm gravel road, actually.

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Has anyone seen Trailer Park Boys (Canadian comedy)? I read about it in High Times Yeah, its not bad. A bit Boring at times, but Not a bad watch.

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If you could fight any three people who would they be? Seraphim333, Colin Farrel, and Penny The wise. Not seriously, just for fun.

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There is a girl that I pass in the hallway every day. I really like her, but I do not have the courage to ask her what her name is. None of my friends know her, and she does not know me. Any suggestions as to how I can get to know her better? Balls out and talk to her out of the blue. I suggest complimenting her on something, such as "That's a nice bag, where'd you get it? I'm (Name) by the way." From there, my friend, its up to you - Good luck!

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Does it really matter if I have an account with yahoo answers? Because when yall talk about yahoo yall usually have negative thoughts about it. If you want to post on Yahoo Answers, it does.

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How many guys here would date a nice christian girl who follows abstinence and doesn't smoke, drink, or cuss? I'm a drinking, cussing atheist, and I've dated more than one girl like that.

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Who really cares about Paris Hilton when there are so many important issues going on currently? I'd assume that Paris Hilton cares about Paris Hilton.

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Why do you believe in God? No, I don't. I do not believe in any god, nor supernatural power.

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Whose speaking voice knocks your socks off? Hers, Her accent is utterly delightful, her voice musical.

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It's 2015, finish this book title..Harry Potter &.......? Harry Potter and the utterly average home life where nothing exciting really happens.

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What can I make with pretzels, super glue, nails (for carpentry) and aluminum siding for a house? Make a sculpture in the Shape of a pretzel. Eat pretzels as a reward for making such a nice sculpture.

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I have applied acrylic enamel paint with thinners as manufactures details at the time of purchase I was advised hardner not required. The paint is now applied to all panels and now discovered that hardner is usually applied at 10% mix. will the paint dry? It will dry, but it will propably sag if you applied it at the normal thickness, and it will take quite a long time to dry.

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What does your answerbag avatar mean? That I'm too lazy to put up a custom avatar, but not too lazy to just lie back and use the blue bag.

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Would you participate in a Fight Club? I most certainly would. Its been a while since I've been in a good, honest, mano-a-mano fight.

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WHY are some people on this site so rude with their answers? if they are going to be like that why do they even waste the time to type? Well, Rude is a Relative thing. For example - If I'm chatting randomly about my lucky thong, and how I lost the other one, to me, that's not rude - As an Australian, I'm talking about footwear. To an American, however, I'm talking underwear. To others, giving atheistic answers is rude, and yet, to others, Rating down answers purely because they don't jibe with...

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If I am you and you are me, but you are also somebody else, who are we all? Very, very confused.

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What did your "Boogey Man" look like? John Travolta, in a White Safari Suit and a black shirt. Oh, wait, you meant BOOGEY man.....

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Which books would Answerbag users recommend? The God Delusion, by Richard Dawkins

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I recently discovered Jedisim is actually a religion. Does anyone know someone who follows the way of "The Force?" dont belive me? google "jedi religion" http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jedi_census_phenomenon Nothing more to say.

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What shouldn't you do in a swimming pool? Spontaneously combust

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What is the worst handicap for somebody wanting to use a computer? Being Dead.

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What is your favourite beer commercial? http://www.youtube.com/p.swf?video_id=aWDNy43ATjc&eurl=http%3A//www.google.com.au/search%3Fq%3DIts%2Ba%2BBig%2BAd%2Byoutube%26ie%3Dutf-8%26oe%3Dutf-8%26aq%3Dt%26rls%3Dorg.mozilla%3Aen&iurl=http%3A//img.youtube.com/vi/aWDNy43ATjc/2.jpg&t=OEgsToPDskITUArddMJOnu4L3P6h-0Gl

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You know you're ugly when.... When your face could chase a Bulldog out of a Butcher shop.

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What are you thinking right now? ::Points for everyone who answers!:: I think I might score myself some free points.

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Should atheists go to work at Christmas and Easter? Being an Ex-bartender and In-training flight attendant, I can tell you this - Religion Irrespective, if you work in Hospitality, you've got a very good chance of working Christmas and Easter, since they are some of the busiest days of the year.

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I have a trip to a waterworld coming up in july..its boys and girls 2gether and i want to make mi legs look sexy...any tips?((im a gal)) Try some calf exercises and stairs - real stairs, not the stair master - for tone, and shave on the day of going, or wax the day before. Right up to the Bikini line, now, be brave! Also - I haven't been to waterworld in ages, Tell us how it goes.

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You can press a button that will make any one person explode. Who would you blow up? Mike Moore, Propaganda filmmaker.

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What is The Fray's song "How to Save a Life" about exactly? Cardiopulmonary Resuscitation.

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What gets your adrenaline going? Drifting. When I get into my groove, Everything slows down and speeds up at the same time(If you catch my meaning), and the world just comes into a sharp focus, I can feel everything, from the grip threshold of each tyre, how hard the engine is going, the exact pressure I'm putting on the clutch, brake and throttle.

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Hi in a few days im gona have a party and i looking for a list of good songs for party. Can somebody help me (Title and singer)? Go for some good Aussie Rock - Jet, Dallas Crane, Wolfmother, and so on. Also, get into some Irish Rock - Flogging molly and The Dropkick Murphys.

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Where did you lose your virginity? Back of her Panel van. Does this qualify me for the BSC, I don't know, but it sure as hell wasn't bad!

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Do you consider graffiti art? It can be considered art, but isn't always. For example - Tagging is crap, worthless eyesore. However, graffiti art - its always interesting, and often very beautiful. Even if its just a Poem written in permanent marker on the bathroom wall.

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Why should I go and live in your country? Because Australia is like a golden, verdant paradise, a true beauty. Well, except for Adelaide, but we don't talk about that.

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Woodwork- what tips are there for sawing straight? Draw a Straight line with a ruler and pencil where you want to cut, and Follow the line.

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What does your driving style say about you? Quick, Efficient, Well trained, always going in a way you don't expect, and often going sideways.

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How do i connect my hercules xps 5.1 70 system to my xbox 360 You'll need to use an Ethernet cable to hook it into either your network card, or if your router has more than one Ethernet port, into the router that your computer uses.

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What do you think is the real key to happiness? Love

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Would it be weird if i went to see my friend who i havent talked to in 2 or 3 years but lives only 2 blocks over and 1 down Not really - I had a friend, I hadn't seen him in about ten years, and he lived less than five hundred metres down the road. If the street didn't curve, I'd be able to see his house from mine.

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Take a quote, find a good place to stop, and then finish it with the phrase, "I'm not wearing any pants!" Direct quote from The kentucky Fried movie - "I'm not wearing any pants, Film at Eleven."

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Isn't more potent marijuana safer? Why all the "New Super Pot" scares again? For the same reason they Made the movie "Reefer Madness" - Its all just a scare tactic.

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Would you disown your son/daughter if they were gay. Nope. If I had children, I'd love them, No matter what their sexuality.

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How do they get the graphite inside a pencil? Well, The pencil is actualy made of Two bits of wood, sawn down the middle after being drilled out. Then, they place a section of Graphite - the "Lead" - in the pencil, and glue the halves back together. See, nobody can accuse me of not knowing about the lead in my pencil!

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Has anyone seen the article on anonymous on Uncyclopedia? It's amazing he has time to post on AB as well. Anonymous is just that awesome.

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What is a gravity bong? http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gravity_bong Also, in Australia, they're called "Bucket Bongs"

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Do you think that every time you/somebody down-rates something, they should also comment on it explaining why they think it is a bad answer? Nah, or else it would get like it does on digg. For example - When I see someone who has posted a crazy conspiracy theory (9/11, the moon landings, whatever), I bury that story, then go to their account, systematicly bury everything they have ever submitted, and then block that user.

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What instrument is the rockinest? Thong Organ.

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Me gusta el taco. Et tu? Si, amigo. Cervesa, Por favor?

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What's your catch phrase? "Die in a Fire!"

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I think my best freind is bi what should i do? i want her. Be open an honest about your feelings for her, and hope she feels the same. I know I let someone go without telling them how I felt, and it pains me to this day.

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Wouldn't you consider God, a God of justice? To which God are you referring? There are certainly many of them that people choose to believe in. I myself do not believe in any god, so therefore, my answer is no.

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Are there any Doctor Who fans in here? *Offers a jelly baby*

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I give you two hundred bucks for all your hair. Deal or No Deal? Deal. Wait, didn't you already play this game with Howie Mandell?

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Gday mate. How do you say hello? G'day mate, 'owyagoin?

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People say i'm a funny person but put on the spot i can't pluck humour from the air. Does anyone else be hilarious in a conversation throwing witty remarks here and there? (crumby question i know) Practice a set of Standard responses that you can use, and modify them slightly as the situation requires.

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Im an 18 year old male 135lbs and only 5'5!!?? Am i done growing? My dad is 5'9 and my mom is 5'1. I am miserable at this height because my body is so disproportianate my armspan is almost 5'10. Has neone grown after 18? Could i still grow 2-3 inches? You're probably not done growing, but on the flipside, you probably ain't going to grow much more.

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What should I wear to a photo shoot? I am twelve and I need to wear a wight top and jacket(any color) and jeans if anyone knows wear to get those things please help! Well, lass, I'd say wear good jeans, without any holes, and ones that compliment your figure, and also, a jacket with a nice cut and colour that compliments your features, especially your eyes. Also, don't make it a bulky jacket, but not some wispy lace thing, either. Lastly - loosen up, kiddo. Just kick back, and have a little fun. Its nothing, really, just get down to it, have...

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I kissed this guy that my boyfriend hates. I don't want to tell him cause I know he'll dump me......what do i do Tell him to stop being such an arse. Kissing is used as a Greeting or goodbye in so many cultures, even a good kiss on the lips. It is literally nothing without feeling and intention behind it.

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Do you think spanking as discipline works especially in the long run? I don't. I believe kids are just learning "not" to do something rather than learning the "RIGHT" thing to do. I think, used in moderation, it works. If you spank them for every little thing, I ceases to be a punishment, and just becomes the norm for them. Also, excessively brutal spanking isn't on - just a quick, hard slap on the behind or three should do it more than fine.

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What's the best way to make an impromptu tent in the wood if you have a few tarps and some rope? (also carrying sleeping bag) Put a tarp down on the ground, and tie the rope securely between two trees. Apply tarp over the rope, and if you have any rope left over, tie the groundsheet to the tarp you just put over the rope.

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Do you think it is right to beat your children bamboo stick Spanking with your hand - good enough. even the old wooden spoon isn't so bad. But a bamboo stick? C'mon, man, its not that bad.

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What's the worst thing to say in an elevator? That depends, would you define farting as Speech?

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Can you put a price on a prayer? How much? (I just spent ten dollars on one) Putting a price on prayer is something for Televangelists and scam artists. If you need to be prayed for, people should pray for you out of the kindness of their hearts.

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What is one thing that George Bush will never say Sure was nice of all these people to be Fair, when I was doing the best job I possibly could, being only a man with the same failings as any other.

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You've just died. Write your Own Epitah(Mesage on your headstone) Or Eulogy. He Said Go hard or go home, He went hard, And then Went home.

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What not to do in a Submarine? Make a controlled landing at Runway Seven, at La Guardia

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Is a PS3 really worth all that money? Not Yet - But in time, when the amount of games you can get goes up, and the price of the console comes down, it will be.

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What are your objections to "born again" Christians? I don't have any objections to Born Again Christians Inherently, but I do object to three particular things - 1)Often, they feel the need to try and Convert me, or preach to me. Or just call me the devil, till I get bored and leave. 2)Many don't seem to understand how I can NOT have faith in their particular flavor of religion. 3)Most born again Christians seem have...

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Why has (rock) music evolved from Elvis Presley to Marilyn Manson? I wouldn't call Marilyn Manson Rock, Per Se. If you're looking for an evolution of rock, you'd more be looking From Elvis, to bands like Jet, Wolfmother, Dallas Crane and the like.

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How did LoveBites and Bruises become internet famous? I'd say they were famous long before the Internet was thought of.

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How many people do you think would answer a question about nothing? I'd say one more than just a minute ago.

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How old are you, what car do you drive, and who bought the car for you? Do you think parents should buy their kids expensive things like cars as gifts? I must admit, My father Gave me my first Car - It was an old work van that he'd picked up for 500 Bucks from the Wreckers. The first cars I bought for myself? A 1969 Hillman hunter GT, followed by a 1967 Mini. Got a motorbike after that, but you know what? I still have that bloody van.

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Does anyone else still miss Steve Irwin? I don't miss him, but I paid little attention to him before his death, so its a moot point.

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How do those ads on myspace and other similar websites know what city you live in? Mostly from your IP address - though amusingly, in Australia, it often gets the city wrong when you're on ADSL or DSL - I often get ads that assume I'm in Sydney, when I'm actually in Brisbane.

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Can the non-tippers please explain themselves? I don't tip unless the service was Excellent, and far above expectations, but even then it is rare - Tipping is just not the done thing in Australia, and many hospitality workers will refuse a tip. Hell, some places even have policies against Tipping, because it can cause arguments between the staff.

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What is my cousin's daughter in relation to me? she would be your second cousin.

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You've just won $1,000,000,000,000. What are you going to do now, seriously? I'd put half in the bank, and the other half in a separate play account - and be an eccentric, fun loving bastard for the rest of my life.

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Name some unusual exotic fruits and how you eat them? Dragonfruit - Cut them open, eat it in slices.

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Do you think that too much responsibility is being heaped on Bindi Irwin to carry on daddy's traditions? Strangely enough, I have a phobia of bindi irwin - No joke, that girl looks BLOODY CREEPY. But as of yet, it is a bit much pressure - she's only a little one. But look on the upside, at least she gets to play in the mud like normal children. Sure, the mud has crocodiles in it, but hey, take what you can get.

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What did the centurion say when Jesus dies??? A "certainly this man was innocent" (Luke 23:47) B "Truly this man was the son of God" (Mark 15:39) ????? Which one is true according to the HOLY BIBLE? Well, the bible was written by many people, somewhat after the events contained within actually occurred - therefore, it isn't surprising that there are multiple accounts of the one tale, witness accounts being the unreliable things that they are.

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If you could appreciate any member here on Answerbag, who would it be and why? Penny the wise springs to mind - after rating me down for an incorrect answer, I corrected her with information newer than what she had, and instead of just ignoring it, she very gracefully rated me back up and thanked me.

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My ex-boss has threatned to suspend my D security license because I decided to not work with the company anymore and is also holding my last check from me and says I have no proof of nothing to get him in trouble.What can I do?Please help! Yes, but he Can't take away your security license, either - Its not a power under his jurisdiction.

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Have you ever had a 'one night stand'? I Fail utterly at one night stands - Every time I have one, it turns into either a relationship or a long term sex partner.

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Do you never allow yourself to get emotionally close with people because of past experiences of hurt and abandonment? Emotional distance is armor for the heart.

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Is the atheist belief structure based on probabilities or proofs? If you have proof, you don't need belief. A thousand people can call the Mountains fiction, but you need not worry yourself with it as you stand atop them.

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What are the pros and cons of The Lemonade Diet? Well, for one, I don't like Lemonade....

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What's your favoite way of preparing and eating eggs? Scrambled, poached, hard boiled, fried, or "other?" Scrambled.

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How can you read the binary clocks? (Looks confusing.) Its just like learning to read any clock - once you're figured it out, you've got the time at a glance.

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I've heard evil described as the "absence of God". These same people swear that God is omnipresent. How could both of these be simultaneously true? These things cannot logically be simultaneously true. If got is omnipresent, then he is everywhere without exception. If evil is the absence of god, then god is not omnipresent. To claim both these things are true is basically like saying that I'm omnipresent, Because I am everywhere that I happen to be, at the same time.

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Do you speak French? Non, though mi habla Espanol.

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Do you think Universities should hold off on accepting a theory until it has at least been proven a possibility before they thrust it down their student's throats as fact? (Not talking about evolution, though some will think I am) See, you're misunderstanding the difference between A Theory and Fact in the Scientific Context. Many people learned in elementary school that a theory falls in the middle of a hierarchy of certainty--above a mere hypothesis but below a law. Scientists do not use the terms that way, however. According to the National Academy of Sciences (NAS), a scientific theory is "a...

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What do dead people do? Deteriorate, ponder, write sonnets.

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What does the world do? Spin, Orbit, so on.

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Are there any Wii games you can play online? everybody votes channel, Why are wii hitting ourselves, biiheading.

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Would you talk to your parents about sex? Christ, when I was living with my parents, I couldn't come home from a date without my father asking "Have a good night? Get a root?"

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How old is the average when you loose your virginity? Well, I can't really personally have an average, since I only lost it once....

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Whats is that you would never do in front of your parents? Sneak up on my parents.

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How's come people tell you to stay a kid for as long as you can. Yet the moment you do anything childish or immature they tell you to grow up? That's the thing - We are the Grown-ups now, and that means that we are now the ones who decide what that means.

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What are the advantages men have over women by not being able to multi-task? Point - Men can multi task with equal skill as women.

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If you are not catholic but have been saved in a christian religion should you take communion during catholic mass? From the Catholic Standpoint, No, you should not. I must say though - those wafers are pretty tasty. I have a bag of them under my desk right now, to munch on.

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What has been your worst moment at a beach? Surfing, hit a reef, which also happened to be inhabited by a healthy crop of fire coral.

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What do you think what will happen if the points system is removed? How will this affect Answerbag? well, it will both have the effect of making it harder to show your disapproval with terrible answers, but also will stop you being rated down for giving honest answers that someone doesn't like, usually for religious reasons.

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How would allowing same-sex couples to marry change society’s concept of marriage? By its own nature, it must - because previously, marriage was confined to Man+woman, but if Same sex marriage was allowed, then The concept of marriage must also expand to cover all bases.

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Would you consider God a con artist? No, but a Guy called Jesus stole my wallet once. (I'll bet a fiver that I get rated down for this, thinking its an atheistic comment, despite the fact its a true story - When I was in Mexico, my wallet was stolen by a dude called Jesus - Pronouced Hay-zeus.)

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Do you think there is a genuine cure for cancer which is being hidden from us by the drug companies? I don't think so - if a company came up with a cure for cancer, they'd probably be the only one, and could therefore charge whatever they liked for it.

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Who's the most annoying person on the planet? Michel Moore and Jack Thompson - The lunatic from Miami, not the Aussie Actor - are battling for supremacy on that one.

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What's the longest period of time you've gone without sex? After I lost my virginity, the longest was not quite two weeks.

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Have you ever used a fire extinguisher? Was it straightforward? Straight forward, of course. If I'd have pointed it backward, I've have gotten it all over my Jeans.

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I need the titles to songs about summer In the Summertime - Thirsty Merc Days like these - Cat Empire

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What's the one occupation you'd never do regardless if they paid you alot? Work in an office. Good god, Never shall I return to that flouresent hell.

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Do you think it's true that the higher education and better job one has, the more arrogant a person is? Why or why not. I don't think so - for example, Richard Dawkins, a nicer bloke you'll never meet, and ditto the James "the Amazing" Randi

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What is the most selfless thing another person has ever done for you? Loved me.

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Who was the definitive James Bond of the 1980s? Roger Moore or Timothy Dalton? George Lazenby - sorry, I just gotta go with the Aussie.

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What's the worst, past fashion trend you realize that it was dumb to be a part of? It could be a style of clothes, makeup, or hair...etc. Hawaiian shirts over white T-shirts.

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Do christians have a right to say "Jesus is the only way"? Doesn't this suggest they are against all other religions, giving other religions a reason to be against them? Don't most religions include clauses that say "All other religions are bollocks!"?

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Low Flow or Regular Flow n your toilet and why? Low flow - We're under heavy water restrictions, and every drop helps.

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I have this lad mate whose birthday is a day before mine. he says 5 pounds is stingy n hes gettingme somthing very nice. i don't no what i should get him. lads you no what other lads like what should i get him please help, what should i do? Ah, but how haggard would it be if a lad said to you "Ah, a Five pound gift is enough for you." Trust me, it is a compliment that he thinks you deserve more than a five pound gift.

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If someone one says " you are pig" what will you say to them? Read them Their Miranda Rights.

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Moms....if you didn't get anything (no card, no nothin!) from your SO for Mother's Day, would you get them something for Father's Day? I would say No, unless you're helping your childeren get something for them. After all, you're not his Mother, and he's not your father. Unless, of course, you're from Tasmania/wales/the south (Please cross out the jokes not applicable to your country)

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What not to say at a graduation? "I should have gone to (Competing school)!"

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Why do we say "heads up" when we actually duck? Because if you say Duck, people either look up to see what it is, or start making stupid jokes. Happily, if they start making stupid jokes, their chance of getting a knock on the head also increases, so maybe it works out.

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I am a soldier in the US Army. My friends and I wonder if the people appreciate the fact that we are shot at everyday and in some cases die to protect U.S. intrests? I appreciate the American troop efforts, and I'm not even an American.

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Should you stay in a marrage for the sake of the kids if your not in love anylonger? Divorce - Staying together for the kids is probably the worst thing you could possibly do for them.

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A bathtub made of gold has been stolen from a resort hotel near Tokyo. What have you taken from a hotel? A Paycheck. I didn't steal it, It did have my name on it.

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Do you think athiesm is a lack of beliefs? Why or why not? No, I don't think that Atheism is a lack of Beliefs. Its just that An Atheist doesn't believe in any religion or Gods. (Additionally - I relish the change here - Normally, I get rated down for my atheistic answers, but I doubt that will be the case in this question.)

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What's your favorite beverage I might not have heard of? Either Opencola, or V (An aussie Version of Red Bull, and with a Far Superior Taste.)

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