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Anyone else hear about the Army Major who asked about Obama's birth certificate?
One doesn't have to be born on American soil to be born an American citizen. There are many cases of people being born outside of the US, but to US parents. Often this is how people acquire dual citizenship.
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Have you ever cried during church?
Yes. I went to church with a friend. The preacher was whooping and hollering and jumping around (fire & brimstone preacher, I believe he was called). Anyway, he ran down the aisle to the door and then started running back toward the alter. He tripped and went head first into the podium. As it knocked him out cold, the sermon was abruptly halted. So yes, I cried. I laughed so hard I...
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A lady said she is divorced from her husband and is now living with her partner,and I told her the truth of what 1Corinthians 6:9,10 says about adulterers not inheriting the kingdom of God.She said I was spreading hate.How is telling the truth hate?
Truth? Whose truth? Just because YOU believe something to be true, doesn't make it so. It was once widely believed that the Earth was the center of the universe and the Sun revolved around it. Disagreeing was considered heresy and a punishable offense. "Truth" without proof is a matter of perception and personal belief. Being personal, it should be kept to oneself, unless asked for.
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Ok my friend was daten this girl but treated her like shit. and i liked her while she was daten him. so they broke up and now she likes me. so i talked to my friend and he freaked out cuz you dont date ur friends ex's. am i really that bad of a person?
If you like her and you two want to be together, tell him to go piss up a rope.
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What do you say when someone asks, "You've gained a lot of weight, haven't you?" I'm looking for a quick comeback type of answer, when it's really no-one's business but mine.
"Yes, but I can lose weight. But you'll be ugly for life."
"Yes, but I can fix that. Too bad you can't fix stupid."
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If you met a person that was another you, what would you talk about?
We wouldn't talk because we wouldn't get along.
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I have a friend who just asked my dog if he wanted a beer. Is he right or wrong?
Hmmm... Did the dog answer?
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Who is the most famous person you have seen up close? What were the circumstances?
Stevie Ray Vaughan. Before he became super famous, a friend of mine jammed with him after a show one night. I was lucky enough to be along. Pretty cool.
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If you were on a train with no brakes speeding down a hill and you don't know what's at the bottom, would you jump off or ride it to the bottom?
I'd have a "Locomotive Breath" flashback and,
He hears the silence howling
Catches angels as they fall
And the all-time winner, has got him by the balls
Oh, he picks up Gideon's Bible, open at page one
I thank God he stole the handle
And the train, it won't stop going
No way to slow down
No way to slow down
No way to slow down
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How long will you argue a point with an idiot?
As long as it takes to prove that they're not the only idiot around here!
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Is it legal for an officer in NC sit on private property and radar passing traffic without written permission from the land owner?
No, it isn't legal. I lived in NC and formerly worked in law enforcement. The officer doesn't need written permission, as verbal permission would suffice. The point is, the officer does need permission of some kind from the land owner. Also, the officer must abide by the land owner's wishes if the permission is denied/retracted and the officer is asked to move.
Most people...
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What does it really mean to put on the full armor of God?
This comes from the book of Ephesians.
11-Put on the whole armor of God, that ye may be able to stand against the wiles of the devil.
12-For we wrestle not against flesh and blood, but against principalities, against powers, against the rulers of the darkness of this world, against spiritual wickedness in high places.
13-Wherefore take unto you the whole armor of God, that ye may be able...
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Isn't inclement weather often good? Keeps evil doers inside. They hate discomfort.
I have seen evil, up close and personal. The weather doesn't matter.
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What are some card games that I could play with my family?
Canasta, UNO, Crazy-8s, Go Fish, Rummy, Gin Rummy, Old Maid.
There are many card games, but much depends on the age of the players.
UNO, Crazy-8s, Go Fish, and Old Maid are pretty good for any age.
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Is there anyway to get someone to stop snoring? Or at least make it not so loud?
"Breath Rite" strips tend to work fairly well for some people.
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Who do you go to when you need the most helpful advice on very important matters?
My best friend, Wolfen.
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Do Americans believe in a secular government?
I know many Americans that say this but then vote for candidates because of their religious affiliation.
I guess many Americans believe in a secular government. They just won't tolerate one.
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Have you ever walked around your house naked?
I live alone and am generally naked when at home. On the rare occasion that I don't have to go out for a couple days or so, I never put on any clothes. Why bother?
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Who was the 118th man to fly across the Atlantic ocean?
Charles Lindbergh was the 118th man to fly across the Atlantic. His distinction is that he was the first to do it solo.
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Will you loan me fifty bucks if I promise to pay you when I get my income tax?
I don't loan money to people I don't know. I'll just give you twenty and hope that things work out for you.
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What's it like to be in jail?
Truthfully, that all depends on the jail. Trust me, I have reserved rooms in many around the world...lol
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What is your favourite kind of cereal?
Cold cereal: Wheaties.
Hot cereal: Quaker Oatmeal.
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What is something mysterious that you would want to go back in time and watch happen so that it wouldn't be a mystery anymore?
The creation of the universe.
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Who would be the AB person you would like to nominate as President, of the United States? And, why. Intended as fun!!!! It can only be a member of AB.
Wolfen. A great and proven leader in the face of adversity. World travelled, well schooled, and extremely intelligent. A man that commands respect from friend or foe. Always tries to do the right thing, simply because it's the right thing to do. Not scared to stand up for the down trodden and stand toe to toe against a bully. Sees most things in black and white, with very little grey. A...
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Do you still like to splash in puddles?
Only in my truck!
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Are you up for a challenge? Pick 5 numbers between 1 and 55. Then pick a single number between 1 and 42.
Looking for the winning lottery numbers?...lol
2-9-12-23-51
6
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Have any AnswerBag members managed to get it on in an elevator without getting caught?
Aren't too many places I haven't "got it on" at...lol Did it in an elevator a few times and did get caught once. Pretty funny...lol
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What's the best way to get to Chinatown from the Upper East Side in New York City?
By taxi.
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A former co worker told me a few years ago that her sister dyes her pubes (I think she was 40 ish) She said she didn't want any men to know she had grey hair....Does it really matter to a man? Does the "carpet" have to match the "drapes"?
Doesn't matter to me what color the carpet is. I don't even care if there is any carpet.
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Which Emperor said " what an artist dies in me"?
Nero Claudius Caesar Augustus Germanicus
"Qualis artifex pereo".
"What an artist dies in me". As Nero was schooled in many of the arts,he believed that with his death, the world would be losing one of the great artisans of the time.
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Historically , on which Empire did the sun never set?
The British Empire.
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If there was no such thing as answerbag, what do you think you would be doing right now?
Killing time in some other meaningless fashion.
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What does professional football really have to do with being thankful for life's blessings?
About as much as Christmas has to do with Christ, I guess. It becomes a tradition because people like it, so they don't question its origin or its reasoning.
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Is physical force a justifiable method of punishing children?
I don't know. I have no children of my own. My parents gave us spankings. None of us turned out bad. My sister and her husband decided against spankings. They went to all of the "proper parenting" classes and did the workshops and bought the books. Their son was constantly in trouble because there was no real deterrent. He became physically violent with both of his parents while...
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What do you think about people who have really long tongues.......Like Gene Simmons.
Jealous.
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What instruments do your friends play? do they honestly play them well?
My best friend plays guitar and piano. He's turned down offers to play guitar professionally.
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When will the mothership call me home?
Hopefully soon. Lemme help you pack so you don't miss it.
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What would you do if you found out that your mother was formerly a stripper?
My mother WAS a stripper. She was a European immigrant with no "employment" skills. She put food on our table, clothes on our backs, and put us all through school.
She was a great woman.
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Does anyone else find the late night/early morning crowd on AB to be more wild and wiling to get spanked?
Oooh! I've been so naughty.
Beat me, hurt me, make me write bad checks!
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What is the best way of eating smoothies?
Off my girlfriend.
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I cannot seem to get my tongue ring out, Uhm what do I do?
Open wide and say Aaahhh. Now just relax.
Umm... seen my pliers?
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I'm pregnant and i had a dream that i gave birth to a baby girl but it was all shriviled up like a prune but to me she was so beautiful and smiling.. i haven't found out what i'm having.. what could this dream mean?
Been hangin out with the California Raisins?
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What is your "can't eat just one" snack food?
Redheads. The female variety.
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Where is the one place you never want to be alone?
In a fire fight, while overwhelmingly outnumbered.
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Are you licensed to carry a gun?
Yes, and I do.
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What is it like to get shot by a gun?
More times than not, IT HURTS LIKE HELL!
I know from first hand experience.
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When you were growing up did your parents fight? was it bad and fisicle if they did?
Yes, and they stopped as soon as they kicked me out.
Coincidence? I think not!
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Do you ever get tired of trying?
Nope. I never try, so I'm never disappointed.
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When was the last time you got in a food fight?
In '85 I stabbed a guy in the hand with a lobster claw. That count?
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You have the best work environment. You have the best boss and the best pay. Most of your co-workers have become your best friends. But a few employees harass you like hell. Would you leave that job?
No. I'd just find an "out of the way" place to hide the bodies.
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What's a tradition in your family?
Not inviting me to family gatherings.
Wonder why?
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When was the last time you actually flossed?
An hour ago. Had some pie.
Brunette.
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Do you often have dreams where you are naked?
Not often enough,... but I'm workin on it.
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When you are called by the wrong name, what is the name you are most often called in error?
A$$hole.
Still wonder how they get that out of "Jay-den". Oh well, just one of life's little mysteries.
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If you could make a website on yourself, what would you name it?
"The guy your Mother SHOULD HAVE warned you about!"
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Do you bite your tounge at work ,or tell it like it is?
If you really don't want the truth, then I'm the last person you need to ask.
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Nancy Pelosi: Great American or Wind Bag?
Great American Wind Bag.
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How do you like your RIb Eye steak cooked?
Knock off its horns, wipe its ass, and send it out.
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Do you give or donate to people that are less fortunate then yourself?
That depends on their circumstances.
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What is that one thing, you hate the most?
Stupid people.
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Would you like to be self-employed?
I am self-employed.
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Do you think you are MATURE enough to handle "bullying" ON YOUR OWN?
Well, if I'm not mature enough, I'm big enough and most certainly mean enough.
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Will you buy one Christmas present for a needy stranger you don't even know this year?
No, but I will feed at least one needy family on Thanksgiving and another on Christmas.
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There's kids who die from malnutrition after playing World of Warcraft too much. Do you ever get scared that will happen to Answerbaggers?? Don't worry, I'm ok! But do you get worried ever?
No. I seldom worry about another's lack of common sense until it begins to affect me directly.
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If you took a day off from all responsibilities what would happen?
That would depend on exactly what your responsibilities are, and who all is involved.
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What is one thing about yourself you will never reveal to me?
That makes a lot of sense.
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Would you please post the most hilarious picture you have?
Bad boy biker.
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Do you think that the government is reading your e-mail?
I don't know. Do I care? Not in the least.
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What was a nickname that you were called when you where a child?
My dad always called me bastard. I've kinda grown rather fond of that one. :)
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If you decided to 'drop out' for a while , would it REALLY matter to anyone?
No one on here, that's for sure.
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When mullets come back, will you have to change your 'do or do you already have that covered?
Never had one, never will.
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Why aren't there bullet-proof pants?
Actually, they do. One is more like chaps, though. However, unless you have your head up your a$$, it generally isn't a major concern.
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What Fruit do you like with your Breakfast?
Cherry. Well, she isn't a fruit, but hey.
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What would be the most stressful profession in our society?
Explosive ordinance technician.
Now, was it the blue wire or the red wire?
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What animal do you compare yourself to? What traits do you share with it?
3-toed sloth. Big, dumb, and soon to be extinct.
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Ever been in a police/civilian ride along? How was it?
It wasn't bad. I rode in the backseat and didn't mind the handcuffs too much. They wouldn't let me play with the siren tho.
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Does anyone know how to increase running speed quickly.
Have someone release a rabid pit bull behind you.
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Which Answerbagger do you think you know the best?
Wolfen. Then again, I know him in real life.
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Are you happy with your phone number?
How can one be happy or unhappy with a phone number? As long as it works, who cares?
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What is the best way to tell a guy that he's not giving me an orgazm without hurting his feelings? I've been having to fake it. help.
"Roll over Junior. Lemme show ya how it's done."
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Do you really expect me to believe that?
I really don't care if you believe it or not.
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Do you travel in the fastlane?
I live in the fastlane.
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Sarkozy wants to give himself a 140% raise, what do you think of that?
Cool. Is he hiring?
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What do you sing in your best of spirit?
The theme song to "Mr. Roger's Neighborhood".
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Have you ever fallen "head over heels"?
Yes, but only because the board was loose at the top of the stairs.
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What do you get paranoid about?
I don't get paranoid. The voices always tell me that "everything is just fine. Don't worry 'bout it".
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What would you rather be doing?
Something else.
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What would you do with an extra arm?
Slap a third more people than I can now?
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Is there a way to retrieve photos after they've dissapeared from your computer? i'm trying to help out a friend
Photos can be retrieved if they haven't been overwritten. There is a lot of software designed for this specific purpose. Just type "photo retrieval" into google search.
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As you get older do you feel inadequate beside younger more streamlined models, or are you confident in your own skin?
Confident, as most younger models still can't compete. Their inexperience, arrogance, and enthusiasm generally means that I have to bail them out again.
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How do you think the earth was made?
Somebody had one helluva Play-Doh set.
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Guys, what attracts you most about a girl, both physically and mentally?
If she looks better than me, which all women and most men do.
If she wears glasses. As I would hope that her eyesight be bad enough to not realize how ugly I am.
Not be smart enough to realize that her glasses aren't working as they should.
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Guys, Do you sometimes stick your gut in and your chest out and flex a bit when a pretty girl walks by?
I have no gut, so No.
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Whats the best way to get a man hard?
For me, her simply showing up for the date generally works.
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Are selfish people smarter than people pleasers?
I don't believe that one's intelligence has anything to do with one's personality.
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Which Rock Group one of the earliest fronted by a woman,recorded the album Bad Animals. What was the female front womans name?
Heart. Ann Wilson was lead vocalist, and Nancy Wilson played guitar.
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Are you muscular, tall and really gorgeous?
I am over 6ft. I am pretty muscular. In my late 40's and still bench over 400.
Gorgeous? Well, if you had a dog that looked like me, you'd shave it's butt and teach it to walk backwards. :)
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What would you die for?
Those I love and those who can't defend themselves.
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Have you ever been arrested? If so what did you do?
Yes. No.
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Where do you get your confidence from?
From the knowledge that I am perfect. :-)
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Guys, what do you think of a girl walking around the house and sleeping in boxers?
My girlfriend wears them. I like it. Then again, I like anything she wears...lol
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What are you best at?
Hunting people down.
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Do you like your local paper?
The closest thing I get to a "local" paper, is produced in a town some 70 miles away.
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My wife wants a red front door. She says it indicates a warm home and signifies a welcome to visitors. Have you heard of this?
I've heard of this, and so there wouldn't be any misunderstanding, I got a black door.
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When was the last time you kissed someone who was asleep?
Kissed my girlfriend on the forehead this morning after I got up.
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Do you love yourself enough to ask for help when you need it?
Asking for help when I need it, has nothing to do with whether or not I love myself.
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I'm wondering about the 3rd strike laws in california...if someone is convicted of 2 crimes in another state and the 3rd happens in ca. does 3rd strike apply?
The 3 strike law is federal and not limited to CA.
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Could you help me find another user-name for me?
Floyd Fanatic.
Since you like DSotM.
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Have the trials & tribulations of your life made you stronger or made you feel damaged?
I believe in the old saying, "That which doesn't kill you, serves only to make you stronger".
I believe that describes my situation.
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Being on here makes me want to meet more new people. Does it give you that urge, too?
No, but then again, I'm an anti-social bastard anyway. Sorry.
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When is the last time you were sent to your room?
My girlfriend sent me to my room the other night. I thought it was pretty cool and waited anxiously. Wasn't so cool when I heard her car leave. Oh well.
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In the looks dept, do you find your polar opposite more attractive or are you more attracted to your clone double?
It would have to be my polar opposite. My clone double looks like they fell out of a 'ugly' tree and hit every branch.
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Can education be a religion?
I do not believe so. Every definition of 'religion' that I've found, pertains to belief in a supreme being or a system of beliefs grounded in worship. I do not believe that education itself can be worshipped.
Although, I think it would be nice if people would spend more time gaining education before committing to religion.
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How come some people kill puppies?
Why do some people senselessly kill anything?
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Do you think there will ever be a world with no crime or violance?
Not unless there is ever a world without humans.
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If your 16 year old son came home and told you that he was bisexual, what would you do?
I'd say, "Whatever floats your boat, Son. I Love You."
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What are things that you should and shouldn't do at the office Christmas Party?
Banging the boss' wife, bent over the copy machine, would be a No-No. I would imagine.
The secretary is perfectly acceptable. I think.
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In north Carolina if the heating unit goes out in a home, that you are leasing with option to buy, is it the responsibilty for the landlord to fix or tenant? and could you break the lease for being unhabitable?
Yes and Yes. Your first call should be to an attorney, if the landlord/owner declines to fix the problem. One that deals with contract law would be best, but almost any would be able to assist.
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Anyone ever have a strong desire to just pack up and move to some tiny town in the middle of nowhere....like somewhere in Iowa or Kansas? Some place where time stands still and you could just become someone else?
I've already done that. Seems to be working just fine.
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Have you ever eaten fried baloney?
Yes. Several times.
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Other than pills,what works when you just cant fall asleep?
AB. Feel myslef getting drowsy already.
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Are you courageous in a foreign country? Can you talk to strangers?
Since I would be hard pressed to find anyone "stranger" than myself, I can talk to anybody.
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When do pet owners go too far in pampering their pets?
When they dress the pet in some goofy outfit. Or A/C in the doghouse-Jim Bakker.
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Can someone with arthritis do kick boxing?
I have a friend that is into kickboxing. He has arthritis in both knees, hands, and elbows. He also has extensive back problems. He kickboxes regularly and says that he always feels better after a sparring session. He said it comes down to how well you take care of yourself, in general. He suggests that you start with low impact forms of martial arts and condition yourself, and then move to...
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My husband put fish down the garbage disposer, 1) how can you get rid of the smell? 2) Has anyone else (or your S.O.) done something so "What was he thinking?"?
My plumber friend gave me some advice that has always worked for me. This can also be used to properly maintain your garbage disposer and help maintain the plumbing under your sink.
Take a handful of ice and put it in the disposer. Grind it up without water. This keeps decaying food particles from building on the blades and keeps them moving freely. The smell is coming not only the fish, but...
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How many scars do you have and how did you get them?
One on my ride side-9mm. One on my left shoulder-AK47. One on the top of my left thigh-Shrapnel from a car bomb. One on the side of my left thigh-Knife. One on the right side of my face at the jawline-Straight razor. One on right cheek bone-Punch with ring (From my best friend...lol).
All the rest are pretty superficial and I barely recall how most of them happened.
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When you go on vacation, do you take time out to attend a worship service, or do you just skip it altogether?
(Poor sense of humor. Sorry Greywillow)
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Seriously now, How come when guys sit on the toilet, their junk doesn't hit the water?
It would if I didn't drape it over my shoulder.
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Shouldnt you be at church? o.O
Why? They havin free food or somethin? I'm not talkin bout that damn wine & wafers stuff either.
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Will redheads ever become extinct?
Geez, I hope not!
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When you go to buy a new pair of jeans what brands to you like best?
Levi's and Wranglers.
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Im 14 I met a guy on the internet back in April and Iast week I went to meet him at his hotel room and he turned out to be 22 not 14 as claimed and he trapped me and he raped and sodomized me and then threw me out. i am so scared that i want to cry help!
Somehow I think you and your tale are full of shit.
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Why can't you see that you are my child?
Damn, I feel sorry for you.
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For men: If you are interested in a woman, how often will you contact her, and do you expect that she contacts you, or makes plans as well?
I contact her once. If she doesn't respond, I move on.
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Have you ever taken the blame for someone else?
More than once.
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What's your favorite mix drink when you go out to a bar or club?
Vodka Collins.
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Has any question here made you cry or almost made you cry?
No, but I have shed tears of laughter after reading some of the answers.
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Have you ever come onto AB whle drunk and said something you regret?
I don't get drunk, so...No.
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Are you weird?
And then some.
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If you could sleep right now, would you?
If I could, I would.
Since I am on AB, obviously I can't.
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600 years before Christianity there was Mithra.
Do Christians have a problem with the fact that Mithra is a mirror image of their Jesus?
True, the story of Mithra does have origins that pre-date Christianity by 600+ years. However, the biblical prophecy that Jesus is said to have fulfilled, pre-dates the story of Mithra by 1000s of years. So, who's zooming who?
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Careful! Are you sure you know what you're doing?
No, but I did stay at a Holiday Inn Express last night.
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Do you keep loaded guns in your house?
Several. Pistols, rifles, shotguns, pretty much an assortment. Some loaded, some not.
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When 2 strangers knock on your door, what are your immediate thoughts?
Crap! More bodies to hide!
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What do you call 4 naked Women?
My kinda party! :)
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Do you wanna hear me squeal like a pig?
Not particularly, but I do appreciate the offer.
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How to see things from another perspective, or do you even try?
I usually just get drunk and stand on one leg. :)
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Who do you wish more people could be like?
Jesus. I'm not religious or anything, but think his teachings about how to treat others is pretty good. Pretty cool dude.
Gandhi was pretty cool too.
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Know anyone on AB in real life? Any funny stories to tell on them? :)
Ever so glad that you asked, Schatz!...LOL
Wolfen and I were working undercover for DST (Drug Suppression Team). We're watching a meeting in a lil cafe across the street. I'm on a bench reading a newspaper and Wolfen is dressed as a hooker (We had no female operatives) in a mini-dress, leanin against a light pole (Leanin cause he can't walk in the high heels...lol) Suddenly...
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Isn't jail just like putting a bunch of prisoners together and expecting them to behave?
Jail isn't "like" that, it "IS" that. lol
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Have you ever cheated on someone? If so, how did you feel?
I've never cheated because I've never committed. Never worry about being cheated on either. Kinda prefer things that way.
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What is it that you most desire for the human race?
I wish that we could get rid of all the conflict that religion creates.
It would be so much easier if people would just start worshipping me. :)
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What is your favorite "pet name" to be called or that you call others?
I'm kinda partial to "Studley Hungwell".
Yanno, like when ya call a big guy "Tiny"... lol
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'Ebony and Ivory' has been named worst duet ever, do you agree or is there a duet that you think is worse?
Whoever said that obviously never heard me and my buddy, drunk, doin Karaoke to Bohemian Rhapsody, Sat night. Talk about makin ya ears bleed! Ugh!
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Name an Illness off the top of your head and its description.
Optic-Analytis. When your eyeballs fall into your @$$hole and you get a $hi--y outlook on life.
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I've got an extra $100 and want to buy something. What?
Buy me lunch and we'll discuss it.
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Is welding a hard thing to do?
I personally think that it all depends on what kind of welding you want to do. Mig, Tig, stick, oxy-fuel. I've found Mig to be pretty easy. Underwater welding is pretty hard and extremely dangerous. Although, if you learn how to do it properly, you can pretty much write your own paycheck.
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Does Dion receive the Answerbag seal of approval or are all of you a bunch of uncultured goons?
I am cultured, but still a goon. Oh well, can't have it all.
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How old were you at the time when you were most physically attractive?
At 25. I was 205 lbs. of rock-solid muscle; hair to mid back; facial features chiseled from stone; a look in my eye that would make a pit-bull whine. Yep, I was a legend in my own time.
Now, I'm 190 lbs. of somewhat toned and worn out muscle; shoulder length hair that wants to recede to my back; a face that looks like it's been hit with a chisel and a stone; reading glasses. Yep,...
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Was there a point in your life when you realized you didn't need to be taught anything else - that you were pretty much set for life with the knowledge you had already accumulated?
The day I was born. At least that's what my Mom always said...lol
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What is your greatest temptation?
Women. That's why I've never married. Too darn many of them!
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A swami is an honorable title given to a Hindu religious teacher. So, why is that a rank on answerbag? It seems a bit odd, if the person doesn't follow the Hindu religion... Anyone else find this to be a bit strange?
No more strange than calling me a wiz at anything. :)
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Do you believe Jesus was our savior and why?
I believe he existed and was probably a great teacher, but not too sure about all that supernatural stuff. Who knows? Whatever makes you happy.
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Which US founding father wrote, "As to the book called the bible, it is blasphemy to call it the Word of God. It is a book of lies and contradictions and a history of bad times and bad men."
Go ahead and downrate this if you want, AR (and AR's friends). I used to respect you for standing up against those that would attack others with religion and their "because the bible says so" attitude, but it seems you've become what you seem to despise. Rhetoric is the same, regardless of the topic. The same goes for proselytizing. You post the same questions and get the...
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YOU SHOULD ALWAYS TURN ON YOUR 4 WAY FLASHERS WHEN YOU:
Run over someone and want others to believe it was an accident.
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Sorry but you are required to answer this question completely nude. Now, will you please remove your clothes and run jiggling over to the computer? :::SMACK to BUNS:::
Dude! You really don't want that!
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Are you conceited or convinced?
I am thoroughly convinced that I am severely conceited.
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Has anyone on Answerbag gotten you so upset you almost cried?
LOLOLOLOL! You can't be serious!
Oh, you are?
Sorry... I thought... <sniff> you were... <sniff-sniff> joking.
WAAAHHH!!
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Do you think you have a big fan here? Who is s/he? Don't be humble!
Nope, but I am a big fan of Wolfen.
Well, not really a fan, but I owe him $20 so I gotta be nice... lol
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Do you like to giggle play fight and be a complete dork as an adult?
Sure! It's all fun and games til someone loses an eye!
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Do you know a place where logic doesn't work?
My brain.
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It is said: "Money is the root of all evil." What is in second place?
Actually, it's the "desire" for money that is the root of all evil. I would think that the desire for power would be first.
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How do I dress for yoga?
Well, he just wears a hat and a tie, so I would imagine that...
What?
Yogi?
Oh sorry.
Ummm... nevermind.
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Do you sometimes log into AB simply to see if there are questions you can answer in your own field of interest or work and no other reason?
No. What I do isn't really work and I haven't seen any questions about 'underwater basket weaving'.
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Congratulations to American Idle for becoming our 5th Guru of Answerbag! Would anyone else like to congratulate American Idle for the great efforts? Great job!
YAYYYYYY!!!! Ummm..... who?
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Knowing it is illegal to drive/pass in the center turn lane, why do so many people do it?
You might as well ask, "Why are so many people idiots?"
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Do you have to be a legal immigrant to apply for a credit card?
Not anymore. Bank of America has started issuing credit cards to illegal immigrants with no ssn.
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Does anyone in your Family Bug the crap out of you?
They used to, but not since I got them rooms at the asylum.
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Anyone else adore Firebrand?
I would adore her much more if she would stop talking during the game! ...lol (Inside joke)
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Anyone here not like me? Why? Be honest i dont mind!
Don't know you. Have no feelings one way or the other.
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Should people be forced to retire from their jobs in order to make way for younger workers?
Yes! At least until I reach retirement age. Then it'll be time for a policy revision.
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If the fountain of youth was discovered, would you want a drink?
Can ya dump a couple packs of grape Kool-Aid in it first? mmmm... kool-aid.
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Have you ever worried about your reputation because of one of your questions/answers?
My reputation has nowhere to go but UP. Trust me... lol
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I'm bored. I wanna freak you out. What can I do to freak you out?
Not gonna happen. Sorry.
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Do you have children?
No. Well, none that have tracked me down yet... lol
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Why does it never get very hot in Alaska?
umm... geographical location, maybe?
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Do you welcome or dislike a long silence?
That depends on who's been doing the talking... lol
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Nobody loves me, everybody hates me, I think I'll just eat worms!!!! So Have you ever eaten worms or something as gross as this?
mmmmmm..... wormssss. Yes, I've eaten worms, ants, termites, slugs, snakes, rats. Gotta love survival training...lol
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Complete the sentence: There's always enough time for ...?
A quickie!
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You have a sexual and/or romantic interest in someone. What do you do? a) Nothing b) Throw yourself at them c) Run & hide d) Reach out and get to know them and develop a friendship first e) Other
F) Break into their apartment and hide in the closet until they get home. :)
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Wow! How'd you do that?!
Well, first ya gotta get nekkid. Then ya grab the chandelier while she stands on her head. Then ya...
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What do you think the final words of General Custer were?
Oh shit!
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Current smokers, how do you feel about non-smokers? And vice versa: Current non-smokers, how do you feel about smokers? (And I mean as in cigarettes, cigars, etc., not illegal substances)
I smoke and have no problem with those that don't. I don't smoke around them, or I ask if it would bother them. It's my bad habit, not their's. They shouldn't have to put up with it if they don't want to.
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What one thing could you put velcro on, that would make life easier?
All women's clothing.
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Do you think that humans today are still evolving and what are your reasons for thinking that?
Yes, I believe that humans are still evolving. Why? Because this can't even be the best it's going to get... lol
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Do you like me better as a cute kitty or a rampaging dinosaur or if neither then what was your favorite Avatar that I have used over the course of time?
Umm... who are you?
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If you were out of work on sick leave for a month and nobody from your office contacted you in any way, would you: A) be angry B) feel disappointed C) not be surprised?
I was out for 2 mos. and no one contacted me. I was SOOO HAPPY!... lol
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When you get a comment that just says "thanks": do you appreciate being acknowledged, or are you disappointed because they didn't say more? Or both?
I like it when they "thanks". Generally, if they say anything more, it's not going to be very good for me... lol
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Do you think there are any overlooked baggers, ones who contribute greatly but aren't appreciated by the masses of the bag? Wanna give a shout out?
Hmmmm.... that would have to be ME... lol
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Does it ever amaze you when two adults get irritated with one another and start acting like they're 5 years old (he pushed first, no he did, but he hit me, etc.)?
No, because my dad can beat up both of their dads. Nyeh, nyeh, nyeh, nyeh.
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What's One Lesson You Just Never Seem To Learn?
There really is a law against stalking.
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What should your significant other NEVER say to you no matter how frustrated or upset they are?
Is it in yet?
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What do I have to do to get your attention?
I'm sorry. Did you say something?
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Do you ever feel almost as if you have two personalities?
No, we don't.
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Are you a night owl? Or do you "rise and shine"?
I rise and shine my flashlight.
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Evolution or Creation? (i'm pro creation)
I was thinkin about procreatin, but the doctor said it wouldn't be fair to the child.
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When do you believe it is necessary for one partner to have to change for the other? What reasons would make this an acceptable request by one partner to the other?
I'll change for her if we are going somewhere nice. If not, I'm keeping my jeans and T-shirt on!
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Can you still do a cart wheel?
No, but I can wheel a cart. That count?
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Do you know what happened to your highschool sweetheart?
Yes. She had me arrested for stalking and then left the country.
At least she knows my name now.
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Who remembers the whole bacon craze a few months ago?
MMMMMMMMMMMM..... Bacon!
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Have you ever found a dead body?
A few, but I prefer to do the hiding.
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Are you willing to defend your country with your life?
Been there, done that. Got the bullet holes to prove it.
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What version of the Bible is the best? There are so many.
I like the one with that Jim guy. You know, the one Mel Gibson did.
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Have you been on radio?
Does being an APB on a police radio count?
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Who has been your greatest source of unconditional love?
It used to be Carol until she sprang too many leaks for me to fix. Now it's Betty.
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Have you ever seen a fat dog?
Yes. I bought her a few drinks and took her home. Not sure who got the worst of that deal...lol
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Will Captain Jack get you high tonight?
Not if he doesn't hurry his ass up and get here!
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Who is over the age of 30 and still live at home?
I am over 30 and still live at home. Of course, it's my home and I bought it shortly after my parents kicked me out.
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Do atheists "Believe" or do they just "Know"?
Well, I believe I know. Does that count?
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If i asked you to slap me in the face as hard as you could (and i was being serious), would you?
I'd do it before ya asked and then run like hell...lol
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What is the most attractive, enticing, gorgeous or seducing way a woman/girl can sit on the floor or a chair?
Drunk.
Sorry, but I need every advantage I can get...lol
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I just picked up 9 rabbits. 5 females and 4 males. I have bred the females to the males. They have there own cage. its been 3 weeks, no sign of pregnancy, what am i doing wrong?
Have you tried some mood music? Maybe a little Marvin Gaye?
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What is your favorite thing about gravity?
It comes in so many different flavors and tastes great on mashed potatoes.
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Why won't the skinwalkers leave me alone?....Really, I was camping with a Native American 2 months ago & asked what a "skinwalker" was & since then dark images run through my house at night & my dogs won't stop barking.
You really should stop snorting DexaTrim.
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Dont you agree with me (I know Aliath will!) in saying Napoleon Dynamite is a majorly overrated movie?
I happened to think it was hilarious. I love slapstick comedy and goofy, off-the-wall humor. I also thought that "Grandma's Boy" was pretty funny.
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All answers marked + unless abusive: If you have accepted His Noodliness as your Lord and Savior say Ramen! If you have not, why not?
Never a missed opportunity, huh AR? Trying to maintain the balance?
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If you could change your name to anything you wanted, what would it be?
Jayden
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What is your favorite Christmas song?
"Christmas Shoes" by New Day
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Who has the best avatar on AB?
It turns out that this is a duplicate question, although the original question didn't come up when I submitted this one. I asked for the 'coolest', and the original asked for the 'best'. I wasn't trying to steal anyone's thunder, so someone please flag this as a duplicate, since I can't.
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Who has the best avatar on AB?
I think Wolfen has the best, from what I've seen.
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If your spouse was molesting your child and your child told you, would you believe your child?
I would believe the child until it was proven otherwise. If it isn't proven otherwise, then I'd become a single parent in short order.
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What took you so long?
"Would you believe that an elephant escaped from the circus and tied up traffic for hours?!"
"No?"
"Umm... how about... Shamu almost drowned and I had to jump and save her?"
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Do you ever wish you were an Oscar Meyer Weiner?
Always, but alas, I'm just a regular old weiner.
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What toppings do you take on your hamburger (turkeyburger, bocaburger, etc.)?
Bacon, lettuce, tomato, and mayo. Preferrably with Swiss and American cheese.
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In some countries it is mandatory to serve in the military for approx. 18-24 mos., after high school. Do you think that the US should adopt this policy? Why or why not?
I think it would be a good idea. It is generally referred to as a National Service Commitment or Homeland Security Force. Many people confuse it with the draft, and it is completely different. In most cases the NSC/HSF is never deployed into a combat or hostile environment. Since it isn't a volunteer force, the recruits aren't mandated to serve in combat situations. The recruits are...
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When you look at the stars what do you think about? Aliens, Life, Death, God?
Star Trek. What can I say? I wanted to be an astronaut as a kid.
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What is your favorite line in a movie?
"I'll crack your fuckin skull! And about the time your gettin outta your coma, I'll be gettin outta prison, and I'll come back and crack your fuckin skull again!"
Gotta love those touchy feely movies.
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WHY DO PEOPLE COPY AND PASTE ANSWERS FROM WIKIPEDIA ON ANSWERBAG...MORE IMPORTANTLY WHY DO PEOPLE GIVE THEM POINTS!?
It bugs me even more when they think that since it is from wikipedia, it must be "gospel".
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You've had a long good life, St Peter, standing at the pearly gates asks if you'd like to do it all over again...
What would you say?
"Yes, but this time can you give me an "Amnesty" card so I can take out more bigots and racist bastards than I got to last time? I could really improve the neighborhood up here. What do you say, Pete? Ask the big guy and see what he thinks."
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What is the one thing you wish you could tell your parents?
I wish I could tell them that I just won the lottery...lol
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Would prejudice exist if we had no senses?
Must be true. I'm not prejudice and people always tell me I have no sense...lol
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If you could spend one night with anyone (alive or dead), who would it be? Why?
Not too sure I wanna be spendin any nights with any dead people...lol
Alive? I can't think of anyone that would wanna spend a night with me.
Guess I should just become a monk, huh? lol
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I admire women for___________.
all the wrong reasons. (At least to hear them tell it..lol)
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Do you have any anniversary traditions? For those in long term relationships.
Yes. I traditionally forget, and she traditionally gets mad. I traditionally buy her something expensive to make up for it, and she traditionally tells me that I'm not completely off the hook, but accepts the gift anyway. Then she traditionally reminds me of it every chance she gets...lol
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Baby Boomers, do you keep up with current music trends?
Well, I'm 40+ and I listen to, AudioSlave, Breaking Benjamins, Disturbed, Tool, A Perfect Circle, etc. Not exactly sure how current that is considered, but I like them.
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What is the nicest compliment you have gotten?
"My, you aren't nearly as ugly as I thought you'd be. :)"
Oh well, I take what I can get. lol
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Which came first, the chicken or the egg?
Put them in bed together. Whichever lights a cigarette first, will be the answer.
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How does one become a Secret Agent?
I'd tell you, but it's a secret.
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Chuck Liddel.The best UFC fighter ever?
Under the old UFC rules, Royce Gracie is #1. I would rate Chuck #2 under the current UFC rules. I believe he was #1 until Mirko showed up. He'll be #3 if Fedor comes along.
Just my opinion.
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How can I tell if there is an evil monkey hiding in my closet without actually going in it? ._.
There is no such thing as evil monkeys, silly! I'll prove it.....
See? Absolutely nothing to be afr... AAAAAHHHH!!!!!!!
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What is your opinion of the use of the Native American likeness in sports, as mascots?
I don't have any native American blood in me, and am way too white to even attempt to lie about it. I agree with BATB that Native Americans don't get a lot of acknowledgement, but I don't think that this is the type of acknowledgement that they deserve. They deserve much more than being the mascot of some freaking sport. I guess that by the logic used to defend this practice; it...
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What do you look like?
I look like I've been shot at and missed, and sh*t at and hit. Twice.
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What part does God play in your life?
More importantly, what part do I play in his plan?
Hmm...
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Do we create our own reality?
Yes. First ya need 2 pieces of construction paper, a straw and a.... huh? Oh...
Sorry. I've just been informed that that's a twizzler. Umm... nevermind.
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What are the lyrics to the best 'cheating' song you know?
To answer my own question...lol
Girl Ya Betta Change
You say you love me
But ya say the same thing to him
You say you want me
But ya say the same thing to him
You say you need me
But ya say the same thing to him
How can ya love me, when your makin love to him?
CHORUS
Girl ya betta change, change all your evil ways
You might find it strange, but our love is livin in its final...
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You're at the gates of heaven. What do you think St. Peter will say to you?
Only two buttons in that elevator and you pushed the wrong one You never could do anything right!
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Will you buy me a life? I'm sick of this one.
I will buy you a garden
where your flowers can bloom
I will buy you a new car
perfect shiny and new
I will buy you that big house
way up in the west hills
I will buy you a new life
yes I will
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If someone attacked you or tried to kidnap you, what would be the first thing you would do?
Probably hit them in the solar plexus. Then I'd probably fall over laughing at them. The faces that someone makes after getting hit there really cracks me up.
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What's the worst pick-up line someone has used on you?
"You, me, a bottle of white zifandel and a candlelight dinner on my yacht." I was going to kick his teeth in, but my girlfriend stopped me. I mean really, white zifandel!
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Are looks all that attract girls?
If so, I'm in deep doo-doo.
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Do you think YOU could find love online?
I already have, and it only costs me $24.99 a month.
(You're jealous. I can tell.)
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Have you ever known anyone involved with the mob?
Nope. Not at all. I don't even believe the mob exists.
(ok Guido. I answered just like you said. Can I go now?)
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Are you miserable in the morning or a happy little flower?
Morning? What's that?
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What will your famous last words be?
Oh crap!
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What do you love about you?
I love my ... or um, when I ... hold on. Gimme a sec here.
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What is your reaction when people tell you are stupid
"Well, you're a master of stating the obvious, aren't you?"
(Kind of hard for me to argue with no proof.)
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What is one thing more you wish you could get from your boss?
A clear shot.
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Is it really true that once you have sex with your boyfriend this ruins all possibility of marriage as well as respect he had for you? Dr. Laura preaches that once a woman does this, she considered nothing more than an unpaid hooker....Thoughts?
I don't think so. My gf was already a hooker when I met her and still charges me full price.
(Just kidding. Ask Dr. Laura when's the last time she's been laid. I think she's overdue.)
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What's your favorite flag?
Penalty Flag. I love to see athletes get in trouble.
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What is the worst gift to give to your gf/wife?
Me. I've proven it time and time again.
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Why do most people say that marijuana is a gateway drug?
Well I certainly hope so! If not, I've wasted entirely too much time with it!
psst! you seen my Doritos?
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What is most annoying or amazing thing about children?
The most annoying thing is that they're generally smarter than me. Boy, that really gripes me!
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What is your favorite Christmas song?
"Who Put the D*ck on the Snowman?" by Rodney Carrington.
Then again, I'm a $%@^$^@* anyway.
(Insert your own expletive as you see fit.)
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Would you introduce your wife to an ex girlfriend?
I did once, then they ran off together. Oh well.
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What are some good songs to play while making love?
"All By Myself"
Of course, that would probably change if someone else was involved.
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What do you think or what comes to mind(if anything) when you see a girl with a tongue ring?
Nothing comes to mind. But then again, that's pretty much standard for me.
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How many frogs do you have to kiss before you find a prince?
I don't know. Pucker up. I might just be the one...lol
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Is there a good way to approach someone who dislikes you for no reason?
From their blind side has always worked for me.
(Sorry. Just kidding)
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Being prejudiced against another race is completely ignorant in my opinion. Werent we all created equal?
I don't believe that we were all created equal. I am proof positive that there had to be a supply shortage at some point!
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What's the strangest phrase you've ever heard?
"Go p*ss up a rope!"
"I was so mad I could chew nails and spit BBs!"
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Do you respect the people of the military why or why not?
Every single last one of them, regardless of the job they do. Brothers(& Sisters) in arms. OORAH!!!
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What did you get for your last birthday?
Nothing. I quit having them.
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Would you consider yourself prejudiced against ugly people? Why or why not? Be honest!
I can hardly be prejudiced against my own kind.
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Have you ever seen anyone die?
More times than I care to remember. Was the cause for some and even did it myself once. That's another story tho.
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Are you a morning person?
I absolutely love mornings. I can sleep through them on a regular basis.
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Who is intelligent: men or women?
Men and women are both intelligent. If you meant to ask who is more intelligent; then me being a man makes it -1 for our side...lol
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Do you think that if we were all smaller like dwarfes and hobbits, that it would help the planet?
Definitely help as far as land resources go, but they'd have to do something about those darn elevator buttons...lol
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Would anyone like to know that I am having a vodka tonic right now?
Not particularly, since there's no way for you to share with me...lol
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If all the world is a stage, who are your players?
In my view; everyone. Some just have bigger roles than others. Stars, co-stars, supporting actors, and 'us' extras...lol
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What is a Yagga Babba and are there more than one?
"Baba Yaga" is a character in the Russian fairy tale "Vasilissa the Beautiful". It is a tale that has similarities to Cinderella. It is a matter of conjecture as to which tale came first, or if the similarities are merely coincidence. The original 'Babba Yagga' is believed to be derived from Mongol folklore during the Mongolian occupation of the region. The...
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If one song were to describe your life, what song would it be?
AGAINST THE WIND
It seems like yesterday
But it was long ago
Janey was lovely she was the queen of my nights
There in the darkness with the radio, playin' low
The secrets that we shared
Mountains that we moved
Caught like a wildfire out of control
'Til there was nothing left to burn and nothing left to prove
And I remember what she said to me
How she swore that it...
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Whats the best ' yo mama ' joke you ever heard?
Yo mama so fat, she walked outside in a yellow raincoat and the school kids tried to get on board.
Yo mama so fat, she was standing on the corner and the cops came by an said, "Alright, ya'll gotta break it up".
Yo mama so crosseyed, she started crying and tears rolled down her back.
Yo mama so bowlegged, she went to jump the ditch and landed in her back pocket.
Yo...
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Whats the best ' yo mama ' joke you ever heard?
Yo mama so fat, she walked outside in a yellow raincoat and the school kids tried to get on board.
Yo mama so fat, she was standing on the corner and the cops came by an said, "Alright, ya'll gotta break it up".
Yo mama so crosseyed, she started crying and tears rolled down her back.
Yo mama so bowlegged, she went to jump the ditch and landed in her back pocket.
Yo...
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How many times does paris hilton have to flash herself in public to be old news?
Twice. The first time would be simply news. The second would be OLD news. I personally could have gone without the "original" news in the first place.
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