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by Glory on May 19th, 2007

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What is your favorite joke to tell? (please, nothing that is hurtful towards others)... just good clean funny.

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  • by mingle on May 24th, 2007

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    A cop on a normal day pulls over a speeder as he approached the window the driver was waiting with his driver license in hand. The officer ask "do you have owner registration for this car?". The driver quickly said" Well this isn't my car I stole it a couple blocks back I think I saw the owner car when I was putting my gun in the glove box.""There's a gun in your glove box" The officer said. "Yes sir"the driver replied."This car is stolen" the officer asked. "Well didn't really have a choice I shot this man back there and didn't have no way to transport the body So I saw this car with it keys in it and threw the body in the trunk and here I am" the driver explained how he didn't really want ticket if the officer could just give a warning he would never speed again. The officer called his chief and explained the situation of the stolen car with a gun in the glove box and body in the trunk and the chief as well as several other officers rushed to the location and surrounded the car. The chief walks up to the car and ask the driver to step out that there were a search of his car. The man steps out and the cheif looks in the glove box no gun registration card says the driver owns the car. He opens the trunk no body. The chief comes over and says "I don't understand the officer said that you stole this car, had a gun,and had a body in the trunk." Yeah I bet that lying blind bat told I was speeding to."

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