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by anonymous on August 17th, 2006

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How do you challenge someone to a duel?

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  • by go_to_hellas on August 17th, 2006

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    Well, first things first, you should make sure that dueling the offending person is worth it. I mean, is risking your life over some thoughtless jerk who cut you off in the grocery check out line really worth it?

    Once you have that out of the way, it is time to get down to the actual challenge.

    The crucial ingrediant here is a glove, preferably white (if it is not winter time, or you do not regularly carry around a pair of gloves, you may wish to start doing so) Remove said glove from your hand, and slap the offending cad across the face with it. He should be momentarily caught off guard by this. Next, throw the glove down haughtily, and declare (southern accent optional) "Sir, you have insulted my honour. I challenge you to a duel." You may also, if you wish, demand satisfaction.

    It may also be prudent to explain to the brute, if it is not openly clear, what exactly he has done to incur your wrath.

    If the man has any honour, he will accept your challenge. He may also simply just apologise, but, if he is a real man, that is unlikely.

    Also, believe it or not, most people no longer carry around good, old-fashioned dueling pistols these days. Signs of the times, I know. So if you want to do this right, you should proabbly carry a pair around yourself, to make everything easier.

    You should also decide between the two of you on a location to do it, preferably somewhere secluded, and preferably at dawn. If you're going to do something, you might as well do it right.

    I suppose I should mention, thanks to this country's out of control activist judges, that dueling is strictly speaking, illegal. Just keep that in mind.

    Happy dueling.

    EDIT - I'm so confused. Someone actually gave this a negative rating. What more do you want from me? :p

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    • Yes, the glove! I was going to say that, but you nailed it... But nonetheless your answer is better and I can't have that happening. You have insultedd my honor and I challenge you to a duel. *Pulls out white glove*

      donovan reynolds.

      by donovan reynolds. on August 17th, 2006

    • I for one, love this answer, and my satisfaction I have demanded is satissfied! Thank you!

      anonymous

      by anonymous on August 17th, 2006

    • haha

      oregon

      by oregon on August 18th, 2006

    • Illegal, that is, unless maybe you use fake
      (rubber) swords or something, LOL!!

      ronald33

      by ronald33 on August 29th, 2006

    • People are stupid, that is one of the best damn answers I have ever had to a question!

      anonymous

      by anonymous on September 9th, 2006

    • The complete and correct answer Sir.

      wthing8

      by wthing8 on November 29th, 2008

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