If you won the lottery, what would you say to that that nasty merciless bankmanager?

I would do the following:

1) Consult an attorney and setup an irrevocable trust so that no one can ever sue me and get any of my assets in any way, no matter what.

2) Consult another attorney as to the exact legal ramifications of "assault", to wit, does it include throwing a wet bag of excrement on someone and if so, is it a felony, to wit, will my irrevocable trust be impervious to lawsuits therefrom?

3) Being successful with 1 & 2 I would make a list, check it twice, and spend a few days collecting after my pooch during walks.

4) Having collected the proper amount, I would fashion (or hire someone to do same) well thought out paper containers; thin enough to burst with minimal impact, but strong enough to handle the initial thrust of launch (I may have to employ a physicist or mechanical engineering firm for the design).

5) Having properly warmed my packages, I would gleefully head out to distribute my little brown bundles of carefully packaged joy onto the head of the bank manager and any others who made, "THE LIST".

6) Being successful with items 1-5, i.e., not getting shot or hit with a heavy object of some sort rendering me unconcious or worse, somewhat dead, I would travel the world for a few years in a 100' sailboat, totally off the grid looking up as the sun set each day with a smile :-)

Horrendously vindictive, but hey, WTF ... at that point, you're so rich, you're just looking for crazy stuff to do!!

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lmaorof what a good answer gold star!:)+6
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by strange1 still in pb on November 10th, 2009
LOL ... a failure to plan is a plan to fail :-P
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by ILoveMySteaks ... is thinking. on November 10th, 2009
good philosopfphp...saying!:)
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by strange1 still in pb on November 10th, 2009

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