by Max Power on April 23rd, 2006

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What is the best way to dispose of a body?

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  • by Anonymous on April 28th, 2006

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    If you ever saw the film "Hannibal" you'll be aware of the suggestion that pigs will eat anything other than hair and fingernails, therefore the cleanest method is to feed a body to a lot of hungry pigs. Theoretically there is some truth in this. Pigs will eat anything- including pork- but first you have to locate a large group of hungry pigs (a single, average pig will eventually eat the body, but it may take a while), transport the body and carry out the feeding without arousing suspicion. If you are a farmer who lives and works alone, has the body on your property already and keeps pigs in a covered area out of the sight of neighbours you may possibly get away with it. Remember to remove and destroy any residue of hair, nails and bloody straw immediately afterwards. To be extra sure you may also want to accidently set fire to your barn shortly afterwards (Try and get rid of the pigs first too- sell them on for meat)

    Alternatively, dissolving a body in a large vat of corrosive acid is a good option. Though again, most of us would have problems getting hold of such chemicals without arousing suspicion.

    My favourite option of all is appropriate mainly to those who work in the industries relating to death and funeral procedures. If you can manage to smuggle your "extra" body into the crematorium furnace before a cremation, or even throw it conveniently in under a thin layer of soil at the bottom of an already dug grave before a legitimate burial is carried out, you'll have covered your tracks pretty well.

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