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What do you say when god sneezes...?
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Is a small pig called a "Hamlet" Sorry I'm still Ham'in it up... hehe
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If your a "Kleptomaniac" Is there anything you can take for it... Hehe
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Is Drilling for oil Boring.... hehe
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Is "Tired old cliché" one ?
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You're reading Any apocalyptic predictions for the year 2012?
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I assure you that Christ is not going to return in 2012. Christ said that only the father knows when the end will come and he also said it would come like a thief in the night. If 2012 is the date of the end of the world then its a thief with a flashlight on his head, banging a drum yelling "I'm a thief!!!"
by Valparaiso on March 3rd, 2007
So... JC & Satan are going to duke it out? Mano y mano?
by Hellaphunt's Skynet on March 4th, 2007
That's what's supposed to happen
by In London from 3-31 to 4-7--GTA Master on March 4th, 2007
That'd look weird. I can't picture Jesus fighting or even moving fast.
by Hellaphunt's Skynet on March 5th, 2007
It won't be much of a fight. Calling Jesus and Satan a fight is like calling me with a baseball bat vs. a mailbox a fight. Jesus will seal Satan into hell for eternity if I remember right.
by Valparaiso on March 5th, 2007
Yep, Jesus is going to win and there will be 1000 years of peace on earth, and Satan will be damned to eternity in hell. Its not just Jesus fighting, its the whole army of heaven, the arc angels, everyone.
by In London from 3-31 to 4-7--GTA Master on March 5th, 2007
That'd be an awesome video game eh?
by Hellaphunt's Skynet on March 5th, 2007
I absolutely hate to say so, but yes, it would be such an amazing video game. They already did this on South Park and The Mind of Mencia, and I couldn't stop laughing!
by In London from 3-31 to 4-7--GTA Master on March 5th, 2007
thats after all the good believers vanish from the rapture, dont forget. also, dont forget that before the peace begins that we will have to choose to accept or deny the mark of the beast, which without you cannot buy or sell anything. supposed to endure 7 years of hardship and abuse trying to refuse the mark before the peace begins. anyone who gets it cannot be forgiven!
by Skrubby on June 22nd, 2008
We are now almost halfway into the 7 years of trials and tribulations. In the year 2012, the end of the world will fall upon us and the Rapture will take place. Those of us who were true in heart and always respectful of their God will go home to see their loved ones. Those who were negative in spirit and did not believe in the signs of the times will live on Earth and either take the mark of the Beast or die and wait to face Judgement. In four years this world as we know it will turn into a battlefield and those of you who were loyal will go home. Praise his name!
by Ms. Marion on November 4th, 2008