What's a good comeback when someone says to you "Why are you so fat"?

The best reply I ever heard was;

Because every time I %$^& your wife she gives me a biscuit!

Comments

Oooooooooh, burn.
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by broken on February 17th, 2007
that is amazing! seriously love...it.
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by mutinous_pixie on February 19th, 2007
Oh, that's gooooood!
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by nong33 on February 26th, 2007
Proper answer!
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by Shine_The_Light on March 5th, 2007
I like it!!
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by kitty loves you on March 6th, 2007
nice. +4
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by science_geek on March 21st, 2007
HILARIOUS!
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by fuji66 on March 23rd, 2007
i love it!
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by anglrckx on March 26th, 2007
Nice comeback. I think that would start a fist fight.
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by younghusstla101 on March 27th, 2007
Thanks... I just spit coffee all over my keyboard. :0
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by Nitroduck on March 30th, 2007
AHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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by LuckyLefty on March 30th, 2007
that's freakin awesome!
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by bolilla on March 30th, 2007
hahahha... i love thattt!
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by Cut My Heart on March 30th, 2007
that was actually a well known sledge in cricket
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by Bartman on April 6th, 2007
hahaha, this was funny 2!
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by bignosedgeekychick on April 8th, 2007
HAHAHAHA
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by Engeltje on April 13th, 2007
That is the best reponse ever!
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by kells2007 on April 13th, 2007
hallerious. = D
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by Wolf Of Time on April 19th, 2007
I was able to give another point because since last time my level went up. So there you are, I so LOVE this answer!!!
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by Engeltje on April 19th, 2007
Nice...
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by webkinz on April 30th, 2007
Very funny, I like it.
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by gammyleglady on May 13th, 2007
definitely the best answer i read so far looool, i love it.
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by Tony84 on July 30th, 2007
That is the funniest comeback for this I've ever heard. It's going into the rotation!
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by Phat-Tats on August 13th, 2007
ROTFLMAO!!!! +
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by Mrs.Dufresne on August 14th, 2007
too funny!
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by philosopher-saint on March 17th, 2008
hahahahahahah thats awesome!!!!!!!! omg im laffing so hard right now, that totally just mae my day
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by Disko Fari on June 2nd, 2008
Awesome!
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by Go know thyself is THE RED QUEEN on August 8th, 2008
that is great.. i love it!!
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by courtney..... on September 6th, 2008
Sheer genius - love it.
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by jackrobin01 is a girl on December 28th, 2008
I'm gonna laugh all day now...people will think Im crazy!
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by Ocean Flower on August 14th, 2009