by Cyndi Ninja on February 8th, 2008

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  • by csimme01 and Ninja Cooper UNMASKED on February 8th, 2008

    csimme01 and Ninja Cooper UNMASKED

    It all started when they found a blue pill with 237 on one side and SD on the other. Their GF/BF thought they were pregnant/treated them like crap and they didn't know what to do. Their boss was a A-hole/stared at her boobs and they hated every minute at work. They had been smoking weed 3 times a week for 2 months and had a piss test in the morning and need to know what to do to pass. When the left their 1998 Grand Am didn't want to start/2001 Caviler had no heat. Some one flipped them off because they had left their high beams on / they talked on their cell phone and were followed by a police officer. When the got home the dog had peed on the carpet / cat had clawed the couch. They went to bed early and had dreams of being the other sex but couldn't remember them in the morning.

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    • this is my favorite answer EVER

      Meg is exhausted

      by Meg is exhausted on February 8th, 2008

    • I am bowing in the presence of greatness...there needs to be an award in your honor!!

      Cyndi Ninja

      by Cyndi Ninja on February 8th, 2008

    • That is the nicest complement EVER ;^)

      csimme01 and Ninja Cooper UNMASKED

      by csimme01 and Ninja Cooper UNMASKED on February 8th, 2008

    • I say let him join the ninja squad!

      Meg is exhausted

      by Meg is exhausted on February 8th, 2008

    • %^)

      csimme01 and Ninja Cooper UNMASKED

      by csimme01 and Ninja Cooper UNMASKED on February 8th, 2008

    • Tell me about the Ninja thing!

      csimme01 and Ninja Cooper UNMASKED

      by csimme01 and Ninja Cooper UNMASKED on February 8th, 2008

    • Indeed...he's in. In fact I nominate him our next president.

      Cyndi Ninja

      by Cyndi Ninja on February 8th, 2008

    • Basically you get a cool outfit and everyone thinks you can kick their ass...there's a lot of perks.

      Cyndi Ninja

      by Cyndi Ninja on February 8th, 2008

    • I have been a little fuzzy about the club thing..

      csimme01 and Ninja Cooper UNMASKED

      by csimme01 and Ninja Cooper UNMASKED on February 8th, 2008

    • Free clothes! I'm in!!

      csimme01 and Ninja Cooper UNMASKED

      by csimme01 and Ninja Cooper UNMASKED on February 8th, 2008

    • They are ever so comfortable...plus we'll even throw in a free sword ;)

      Cyndi Ninja

      by Cyndi Ninja on February 8th, 2008

    • ummmmmmmmm sword....

      csimme01 and Ninja Cooper UNMASKED

      by csimme01 and Ninja Cooper UNMASKED on February 8th, 2008

    • Do I get to add ninja to my name?

      csimme01 and Ninja Cooper UNMASKED

      by csimme01 and Ninja Cooper UNMASKED on February 8th, 2008

    • Yeah, just for dramatic effect...we don't exactly know what to do with them. But they are great for chopping pineapples.

      Cyndi Ninja

      by Cyndi Ninja on February 8th, 2008

    • You certainly do :)

      Cyndi Ninja

      by Cyndi Ninja on February 8th, 2008

    • Is that OK?

      csimme01 and Ninja Cooper UNMASKED

      by csimme01 and Ninja Cooper UNMASKED on February 8th, 2008

    • Absofreakinglutely! It's perfect :)

      Cyndi Ninja

      by Cyndi Ninja on February 8th, 2008

    • swwwisssssshhhhh, ssswiiissshhhhsss, swish swish.
      I like the sword, nice balance. Thanks for the honor o honorable Meg & Cyndimh

      csimme01 and Ninja Cooper UNMASKED

      by csimme01 and Ninja Cooper UNMASKED on February 8th, 2008

    • No, Thank you :)
      Just don't use the sword like a toothpick...bad idea.

      Cyndi Ninja

      by Cyndi Ninja on February 8th, 2008

    • Dang!

      csimme01 and Ninja Cooper UNMASKED

      by csimme01 and Ninja Cooper UNMASKED on February 8th, 2008

    • Bah! I went to bed and missed the fun ninja talk! I'm so ninja-sad!

      Meg is exhausted

      by Meg is exhausted on February 9th, 2008

    • swwwisssssshhhhh, swish swish!
      (mouth not moving in sync with voice)
      I have a new sword and it is most wounderful!
      The Jammies are comfortable with hidden pockets for my many snacks! Cooper will get a black mask to have the look of one like me!!
      (I dont have to continue the english dubbed soundtrack do I ? It is most hard and my head is pain.)

      csimme01 and Ninja Cooper UNMASKED

      by csimme01 and Ninja Cooper UNMASKED on February 9th, 2008

    • Yay! ninja talk! I like Cooper's mask the best.

      Meg is exhausted

      by Meg is exhausted on February 9th, 2008

    • We're back from a quick trip to Masks-R-Us. Do you know how hard it is to find an XXXS Ninja mask?

      csimme01 and Ninja Cooper UNMASKED

      by csimme01 and Ninja Cooper UNMASKED on February 9th, 2008

    • Try looking in the "tiny nunja gear" ailse. The masks are usually hanging up next to the nunchucks for leprechauns.

      Meg is exhausted

      by Meg is exhausted on February 9th, 2008

    • Found one! check it out!

      csimme01 and Ninja Cooper UNMASKED

      by csimme01 and Ninja Cooper UNMASKED on February 9th, 2008

    • I saw! that rocks! Ninja Cooper.....the mightiest ninja of them all!

      Meg is exhausted

      by Meg is exhausted on February 9th, 2008

    • Ok, but now I'm not so sure about the color of the mask I should wear on my dinner date. Would black be too much?

      Cyndi Ninja

      by Cyndi Ninja on February 9th, 2008

    • That would depend on the shoes, silly!

      csimme01 and Ninja Cooper UNMASKED

      by csimme01 and Ninja Cooper UNMASKED on February 9th, 2008

    • Oh, of course...how could I forget the shoes?! BTW what do ninja shoes look like?

      Cyndi Ninja

      by Cyndi Ninja on February 9th, 2008

    • Black Ballet slippers, but you could get away with some sparkles for evening wear, unless a "Mission" is pending.

      csimme01 and Ninja Cooper UNMASKED

      by csimme01 and Ninja Cooper UNMASKED on February 9th, 2008

    • Right-O...but I suppose I could always keep a back-up pair in the car :)

      Cyndi Ninja

      by Cyndi Ninja on February 9th, 2008

    • Good plan.. BTW whats with this belt, I can't get it to stay tied. The waitress in the bar wasn't amused...

      csimme01 and Ninja Cooper UNMASKED

      by csimme01 and Ninja Cooper UNMASKED on February 9th, 2008

    • Oops ;)
      I use a safety pin for mine...or a broach for evening wear.

      Cyndi Ninja

      by Cyndi Ninja on February 9th, 2008

    • Thanks! and what is the record for the longest running comment thread of sillyness (and I mean that in the best possible way!)

      csimme01 and Ninja Cooper UNMASKED

      by csimme01 and Ninja Cooper UNMASKED on February 9th, 2008

    • This probably ranks up there :)
      But check this one out if you want nonsense :p
      http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/2206210

      Cyndi Ninja

      by Cyndi Ninja on February 9th, 2008

    • Almost perfect, you forgot to mention Johnny Depp :) Great answer.

    • It was a rookie mistake..Thanks!
      And what is it with J.D. I just dont get what you girls see in him

      csimme01 and Ninja Cooper UNMASKED

      by csimme01 and Ninja Cooper UNMASKED on March 5th, 2008

    • I see nothing in him actually. But the younger crowd (15 and under) think he's dreamy :)

    • My wife and 2 daughters seem to enjoy his body...of work.
      I just see the same charactor over and over.

      csimme01 and Ninja Cooper UNMASKED

      by csimme01 and Ninja Cooper UNMASKED on March 5th, 2008

    • He's MYSTERIOUS! I guess.....

      Meg is exhausted

      by Meg is exhausted on March 5th, 2008

    • I Think thats why Ninja Cooper Likes the mask....
      But he is pretty slick with the female dogs.

      csimme01 and Ninja Cooper UNMASKED

      by csimme01 and Ninja Cooper UNMASKED on March 5th, 2008

    • Andy my dear why are you pouting? You should have gotten your nunchucks in the mail by now...just unleash hell on the ingrates :P
      BTW...JD is a fan of the ninja club :)

      Cyndi Ninja

      by Cyndi Ninja on March 5th, 2008

    • Odd, I thought he was more of a Pirate kinda guy.....
      LOL!

      csimme01 and Ninja Cooper UNMASKED

      by csimme01 and Ninja Cooper UNMASKED on March 5th, 2008

    • Lol, he swings both ways :)
      BTW did you know that I have this listed as the best answer on AB on my profile lol ;)

      Cyndi Ninja

      by Cyndi Ninja on March 5th, 2008

    • No, I didn't I..We feel honored... *deep Ninja Bows*
      I miss my wife kids and little dog :^( *sigh*

      csimme01 and Ninja Cooper UNMASKED

      by csimme01 and Ninja Cooper UNMASKED on March 5th, 2008

    • I'm sorry to hear that :(
      When will you be home again?

      Cyndi Ninja

      by Cyndi Ninja on March 5th, 2008

    • As of now it looks like monday. The weather is supposed to be good for my work on saturday, so I will have to work.

      csimme01 and Ninja Cooper UNMASKED

      by csimme01 and Ninja Cooper UNMASKED on March 5th, 2008

    • Only three more days! You're almost there :)

      Cyndi Ninja

      by Cyndi Ninja on March 5th, 2008

    • The last ones are the longest ones..
      Then I get a whole week home then Back to the U.P. for two more...

      csimme01 and Ninja Cooper UNMASKED

      by csimme01 and Ninja Cooper UNMASKED on March 5th, 2008

    • Ugh, I know you are used to it...but it still must be hard on you.

      Cyndi Ninja

      by Cyndi Ninja on March 5th, 2008

    • The last few are hard on the whole family. Everyone gets edgy. So far, at least nothing in the house has broken yet...*Knock on wood*

      csimme01 and Ninja Cooper UNMASKED

      by csimme01 and Ninja Cooper UNMASKED on March 5th, 2008

    • I'm knocking for you as well...but I'm sure Cooper keeps everything in shape while you are away ;)

      Cyndi Ninja

      by Cyndi Ninja on March 5th, 2008

    • He is in charge of everything 0-12 inches and handles it well, even while working over his head! And he is in charge of security. (Note to self, buy Cooper black T-shirt with Security on back) would that be cute or what!

      csimme01 and Ninja Cooper UNMASKED

      by csimme01 and Ninja Cooper UNMASKED on March 6th, 2008

    • lmao! And with the ninja mask I pity the fool who would challenge him :)

      Cyndi Ninja

      by Cyndi Ninja on March 6th, 2008

    • He thinks he's a Pit Bull sometimes. :)

      csimme01 and Ninja Cooper UNMASKED

      by csimme01 and Ninja Cooper UNMASKED on March 6th, 2008

    • lol but with more fire :)

      Cyndi Ninja

      by Cyndi Ninja on March 6th, 2008

    • And throwing Stars.. Well, back to bed Glad I ran into you Cynd. Have a great night, type at ya later!

      csimme01 and Ninja Cooper UNMASKED

      by csimme01 and Ninja Cooper UNMASKED on March 6th, 2008

    • Thanks you too :)
      Sweet Dreams!

      Cyndi Ninja

      by Cyndi Ninja on March 6th, 2008

    • @Cyndimh: I am merely practicing my bestest pout. I know how to get what I want from my SO, nunchuks don't always work I am sorry to say. JD? I'm lost, no suprises there since it is too early for my brain to function properly. . .think Shawn of the Dead. Hee hee.

    • Duh! Johnny Depp. I got it. Woo hoo!

    • Oh great and mighty ninja leader, who are the current "official ninjas? It's a bit confusing with all the pseudo-ninjas lurking around.

    • Lmao Andy :)
      Currently the 'official' ninjas I am aware of are:
      You
      Babbling Brook
      Csimme
      Dirty Pumpkin
      Meg
      Nelson
      Tesspot
      And I feel like I am forgetting some, but my brain isn't functioning yet :)

      Cyndi Ninja

      by Cyndi Ninja on March 6th, 2008

    • Cynd, Tom47 Joined.

      csimme01 and Ninja Cooper UNMASKED

      by csimme01 and Ninja Cooper UNMASKED on March 6th, 2008

    • Yes he did, ty for the correction :)

      Cyndi Ninja

      by Cyndi Ninja on March 6th, 2008

    • Tesspot is a ninja? Excellent, I did not know that. She's cool and I love her avatar.

    • Okay Ninjas! Have fun with this Q (Cyndimh dared me) http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/630448

    • You an that mcs should get together and write a book or make a movie.

      Just Me

      by Just Me on March 29th, 2008

    • I vote this as the best answer in AB history. Well, or at least the funniest.

      Arisztid

      by Arisztid on April 6th, 2008

    • I second that :)

      Cyndi Ninja

      by Cyndi Ninja on April 6th, 2008

    • An accurate depiction, except that I drive a 1989 Toyota pickup truck ;)

      AB-Rich

      by AB-Rich on April 14th, 2008

    • 1989 pickup truck, Rich? Oh now my vision of you driving a sports car is shot all to H*ll.

      Arisztid

      by Arisztid on April 14th, 2008

    • Then you would have needed to know where the power lock relay was located..;^)

      csimme01 and Ninja Cooper UNMASKED

      by csimme01 and Ninja Cooper UNMASKED on April 14th, 2008

    • Did they also ask what sign they are compatible with? That might have helped sort out that BF/GF deal.

    • @ Arsztid Yeah! Isn't AB-Rich In Hawaii? They are supposed to supply a Ferarri when you move out there aren't they?
      @ Andy I Think the Psychic was off that day.

      csimme01 and Ninja Cooper UNMASKED

      by csimme01 and Ninja Cooper UNMASKED on April 14th, 2008

    • Nahhh, my dad has a Lexus and he's in Hawaii too.

    • I wish I could live there, best vacation I ever had. (Maui)

      csimme01 and Ninja Cooper UNMASKED

      by csimme01 and Ninja Cooper UNMASKED on April 14th, 2008

    • My dad lives there half the year and in DC the other. . .must be nice :)

    • He lives in Maui part of the year? Do you think he would adopt me? ;)

      Cyndi Ninja

      by Cyndi Ninja on April 14th, 2008

    • He has 2 places in Hawaii. . .I'm enough for him apparently :) Have you read your e-mail dear?

    • I did and you have mail :)

      Cyndi Ninja

      by Cyndi Ninja on April 14th, 2008

    • I just got it! AWESOME!!!!!!! I am so happy I could. . .do the happy Andy dance. When you get your official badge let me know so I can congratulate you properly :)

    • Thanks again hon :)
      I'm excited to see the Andy happy dance, is it on youtube? :p
      Then I could learn the steps!!

      Cyndi Ninja

      by Cyndi Ninja on April 14th, 2008

    • No, but I bet it looks like the (ahem) slightly inebriated Cyndi Carlton dance.

    • lmao, good memory :p
      I'll shut up now ;)

      Cyndi Ninja

      by Cyndi Ninja on April 14th, 2008

    • Ummmm yeah, let's change the subject. You know that 3 out of 5 CLs are redheads now?

    • Lol, the readheads are slowly taking over the world. That is the plan you know ;)
      First AB, then the world (insert evil laugh here)

      Cyndi Ninja

      by Cyndi Ninja on April 14th, 2008

    • That would be ELOL (evil laugh out loud). Oh yes, forget Pinky and the Brain! The redheads are much more likely to take over.

    • And much nicer to look at ;)
      Besides we have really cool weapons too!!

      Cyndi Ninja

      by Cyndi Ninja on April 14th, 2008

    • And we ARE winning--gotta support the team :) Alert, all hands to the catapults ninjas! http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/714957

    • You all have my blessings, my ninjas. much love Seraphim Angel of the ninja. btw this is the best answer in the world ever!!!

      Seraphim Shinobi

      by Seraphim Shinobi on August 26th, 2008

    • It is my favorite answer ever, I think csimme should win an award. I even listed it as the best answer ever in my profile :)

      Cyndi Ninja

      by Cyndi Ninja on August 26th, 2008

    • thats where i found it lol!!!

      Seraphim Shinobi

      by Seraphim Shinobi on August 27th, 2008

    • Thanks agin you two, both of you have a great day!
      Hi Cyndi, long time no type!

      csimme01 and Ninja Cooper UNMASKED

      by csimme01 and Ninja Cooper UNMASKED on August 27th, 2008

    • How are you stranger?

      Cyndi Ninja

      by Cyndi Ninja on August 27th, 2008

    • Just Ninja-riffic! Now all the medical problems are out of the way life in general is a much happier place. How is everything your way? Still working your butt off I see.

      csimme01 and Ninja Cooper UNMASKED

      by csimme01 and Ninja Cooper UNMASKED on August 27th, 2008

    • That's great!! I'm so glad to hear everything worked out! I'm doing well, saving money for my trip to San Diego in October :)

      Cyndi Ninja

      by Cyndi Ninja on August 27th, 2008

    • Anything special in S.D? My sister lives just a little way north in Cardiff by the sea. I just love that area and would move there if GM had something close.

      csimme01 and Ninja Cooper UNMASKED

      by csimme01 and Ninja Cooper UNMASKED on August 28th, 2008

    • Actually going for work, but my husband and I are going to fly out early and make a vacation out of it. I'm so excited, I've never been to Cali before. Do you recommend any must do's there?

      Cyndi Ninja

      by Cyndi Ninja on August 28th, 2008

    • Thats cool! The first must do you have covered if you are flying into S.D. airport. It is the most wicked approch and landing ever! You fly over a mountain and then just drop like a rock to get to the runway. You'll see what I mean. Another thing is to catch a dinner cruise on the bay. Great sights and good food. Make sure you make it to Torrey Pines. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Torrey_Pines_State_Reserve
      Take a camera and your walking shoes. Go to Seaport Village http://www.seaportvillage.com/ a fun place to walk around. I also would make sure you have room in the budget for one expensive meal and get some seafood. There a a couple of good places in Seaport Village. Just a few suggestions. Lucky You!

      csimme01 and Ninja Cooper UNMASKED

      by csimme01 and Ninja Cooper UNMASKED on August 28th, 2008

    • Sounda awesome!! Thanks!! I'm not so sure I'm psyched about the landing part though, I will just keep my eyes closed ;)

      Cyndi Ninja

      by Cyndi Ninja on August 28th, 2008

    • But you'll miss the best part.. If you look out your window you can see into the apartments on either side of the runway!

      csimme01 and Ninja Cooper UNMASKED

      by csimme01 and Ninja Cooper UNMASKED on August 28th, 2008

    • EEK!!!

      Cyndi Ninja

      by Cyndi Ninja on August 28th, 2008

    • You might want to take some extra money to buy two or three of those little bottles of booze they sell....

      csimme01 and Ninja Cooper UNMASKED

      by csimme01 and Ninja Cooper UNMASKED on August 28th, 2008

    • And a valium for good measure.

      Cyndi Ninja

      by Cyndi Ninja on August 28th, 2008

    • On the flip side the take-off is much easier. Just straight off the end of the runway right out over the ocean. Nothing to worry about at all. Glad we could chat a while. I have missed it. Time for bed, have a great night!

      csimme01 and Ninja Cooper UNMASKED

      by csimme01 and Ninja Cooper UNMASKED on August 28th, 2008

    • Good to see you!! Sleep tight and sweet dreams!! Give NC a hug for me :)

      Cyndi Ninja

      by Cyndi Ninja on August 28th, 2008

    • Andy claims this is the best answer ever on AB. While I don't know about that, it is pretty funny. I think someone should start a chain of "no, *this* is the best answer ever...", so here's my entry: http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/372495

      HasntBeen

      by HasntBeen on September 16th, 2008

    • That was a classic, HasntBeen :) I seem to recall I was enjoying a snow day when that was posted. Ahhhh, the good old days.

      Andy Is Wicked Married to Penal Colony

      by Andy Is Wicked Married to Penal Colony on September 16th, 2008

    • @csimme01 and Ninja Cooper UNMASKED: May I please have your autograph?

      Anonymous

      by Anonymous on November 28th, 2009

    • Can't post the autograph here so a big THANKS! will have to do.

      csimme01 and Ninja Cooper UNMASKED

      by csimme01 and Ninja Cooper UNMASKED on November 28th, 2009

    • Shucks. I was willing to pay $1,000 for it, too... Oh well...

      Anonymous

      by Anonymous on November 28th, 2009

    • For what it's worth, you just help me come up with a question!

      csimme01 and Ninja Cooper UNMASKED

      by csimme01 and Ninja Cooper UNMASKED on November 28th, 2009

    • Really? Little old me?

      Anonymous

      by Anonymous on November 28th, 2009

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