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I'd cry with joy, melt it all in the hot tub and jump in bare ass naked. .....hmm....is it terribly obvious that I'm PMSing? Mmmmmmm.......chocolate.........
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I would have a yard sale. ;-)
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Invite everyone to come get as much as they want. It's going to kill my grass.
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Sell it or give it away! I dislike chocolate! Fondue anyone??
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I would eat part of it. I'm not sure what to do with the rest, don't want it to be there forever as it is probably not good for the grass, or neighborhood dogs.
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Im a chocolate conisseur so first i would have to judge it! If it is good, then I would use it for baking cause I'm a good baker : )
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I would call hazmat to come out before the dogs got to it, and before it melts into the gutter.
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Start eating, Yummylicous!!!
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get 'nekid' and eat the bloody lot of it !!!
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invite everyone over for s'mores and chocolate fondue!
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no freakin' duh, EAT IT
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get diabetes while watching naked women wrestle in chocolate pools
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Pinch myself to make sure I'm not dreaming.
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If its dark, my wife will use a shovel to stuff it in every corner and drawer of our house. she might even kick me out to put chocolate on my side of the bed and in the bathtub. Right now, i am no. 1 to my wife. Bring in the chocolate and its Hit the Road Jack, for me. Lets leave the chocolate up north at the Hersheys Factory.
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well, at the moment its so hot in my yard, it would melt into a giant pool of yucky sticky fat and cocoa, but given half a chance, Id love to devour a heap of it!!
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Have a Chocolate Bash and chow down!
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Go find Willy Wonka and have a party woot woot
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Make lots of room in the cool dark basement for storage and then rush to the store to get the ingredients to make a really big chocolate cake:-)
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I'd be eating chocolate night and day.
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Chocolate for all my friends!
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Yard sale!
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hope it would melt down and chocolate wrestle
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Try very hard to stop all the dogs peeing on it. Their owners let them pee on my grass, even when on a leash, after all.
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Freak. I LLLLLLLOOOOOOOVVVVVVVEEEEEE CHOCOLATE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Look up a few phone numbers for exterminators, and prepare for an apocalyptic invasion of ants.
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hire somebody to haul it off your yard and hopefully I can find a place to put, even if I had to use my brothers' fridges to do it. Of course they will have a share in the bounty.
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set up a roadside stand right in front, and sell "chocolate seeds"
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Invite friends.
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Wait until the sun melted it and then jump in.
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Make sure it was chocolate first and if it was...sell sell sell.
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