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Hey ... that fetch game ... is CRAP!!! Let me throw a stick 100 times and expect you to get off your lazy can and bring it back to me!
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BACON!!!
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can I have that hamberger?
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If you only knew I just ate a turd before kissing you.
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My Bella everday when I leave for work and she jumps up on the bay window overlooking the driveway..."Mommy don't leave me!!"
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pretty much the same as a man .. Feed me, rub my belly , lick my nuts ,
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"Mine!" . http://www.geocities.com/autumnglory1026/porthos.html . ....:-D...
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Your butt smells nice!
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i sure thought my question would get the answere---why do all of you numnuts always have to pat my head and say nice boy. dosent matter if im a bitch.
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play? play play play. PLAY?!?!?......feed me.
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got a buck?
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Now you try the collar and leash and see what you think.
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Hungry...eat something...hungry...eat something...hungry..SQUIRREL!!.......hungry....
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Mine would say. Neko (that's my cat) I just wanna play, please play with me. Stop swatting me. My cat kicks my dogs ass all day.
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my dog would say get me a female dog, every month
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"Hey you. Give me your money!"
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"Why in the hell do you keep putting those stupid bows in my hair and make me wear this damn shirt? It's not cute. Please stop."
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Don't you wish YOU could lick your uh-humm, self?
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" Damn Bitch Feed Me "
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I had an Irish Setter that could talk, in his own way. He would move his mouth and trying to speak. He would also do things like bring his throw rug to my wife when he wanted it washed, get between us if we seemed to be arguing, and sit in front of her moments before she would have a seizure, to let her know one was coming. Once, he came into the bedroom, when we were wresting/playing-picked-up her slipper and took off with it, to get us to stop! He could talk, in his own way! Once, while we were camping, he told a bear to take a hike! The bear got the message.
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"Hi! Hi! Hi! HI! Hi! Hi! Hiiiiiiii! Hi! Hi! HI!"
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not sure but i wouldnt mind hearing them talk
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