Silly sayings....... i'm so hungry i could eat a buttered monkey...... what are yours?
by 
steve
ANSWERS: 53
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He's as useful as a chocolate fire-guard.
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He/She is as dumb as a box of hair. LOL - I love that one! I'm as happy as pigs in slop. gross, but think about it. :-)
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Some days, it's just not worth it to chew through the leather straps.
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as rare as hens teeth as mad as a box of frogs
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He's as useful as an ashtray on a motorbike.
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That meal went through me like a Japanese bullet train. And, in the same category- I have to pee like a racehorse.
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I'm so hungry I could eat the *sshole out of a skunk (now that's hungry)... :-)
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Going off like a frog in sock :) Sweating like a prawn on the barbie :) As full as a fat chicks nickers :)
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You're as useful as a chocolate teapot. Ain't no thing but a chicken wing.
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Its not one that i use but funny as hell i hope no one gets offended.... You are as wrong as two guys fucking in the back of a church. And you are as worthless as a two dollar bill when try to buy a soda from a soda machine.
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dumb as a box of rocks. different strokes for different folks. where there is whispering there is lying. you're schizophrenic? gee, that makes four of us. welcome to hell...here's your accordion. we got rid of the kids, the cat was allergic. wear short sleeves! support your right to bare arms! but i must say the spanish language is replete with surreal sayings, such as: "tienes un pavo en la cabeza" -->: you have a turkey on your head, which means you are clumsy. "tengo mas hambre que el perro de un punki" --->: i am hungrier than a punks dog, which means i am starving!!! "va pisando huevos"---> he/she is stepping on eggs, which means they are going really really slow...
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Mad as a wet hen Dumb as a box of rocks with no rocks Crazy like a fox
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When life throws you a curveball, make lemonade!
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this one comes from my mother "its enough to gag a maggot"
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you're so cute, i could just stick you in a blender!
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It's colder than a whore's heart. It's raining like 10,000 mother f#$&kers. One monkey don't stop no show.
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I feel finer than frog hair. slicker than greased snot.
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useful as a fishnet condom
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i always thought it's 'i'm so hungry i could eat a horse'. there's heaps of aussie one's like 'flat out like a lizard drinking' (and for those who don't get it lizards don't drink!)
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I'm so hungry I could eat a scabby cat on toast
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I'm so hungry i could eat a dirty diaper through a park bench(personal favorite)
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I'm so bored I could answer a "What's this pill?" question. Which I sometimes do.... Also, "you're sharper than a box of marbles"
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my wife sayes "son of a motherless goat" which she thought she made up till we saw it in an older movie. can anyone name that movie? guess not... the 3 amigos
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I'm as hungry as a snake. He's /she's a demon from the pits of hell. He's such a Jimbob. She's such a Sally. He's the jimmiest of all the bobs. Don't worry your pretty head about it. To my dog / cat: How can one doggie/kitty be so sweet? (Yes, I guess this proves that I'm insane.)
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fu#*ed up as a soup sandwich
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In Texas when a child (or adult) is acting up (but not real badly) they say; He is acting like a "Ring Tailed Tootie." If any one actually catches a "Ring Tailed Tootie" please let me know, I'd like to see what one looks like. lol
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"I'm so hungry, I'm left-handed." "Somedays your the dog, somedays your the hydrant."
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'lolasaurus'
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as confused as a baby in a topless bar
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Margarine and monkey.
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sorry for burping my a**holes not working
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It's too George (George Michael -> Wham -> geordie for warm) Sweating like a ______________ (insert offensive sweater in here e.g. fat lass in a disco, a pedo in a nursery, etc.) When watching football poor players have "the touch of a [fist word that comes into your head]". It can be anything at all, even if it makes no sense or the thing actually has a gentle touch
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that tasted so good it makes me want to slap my granny
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"Go piss up a rope." "Getting fu*ked without the lay." "The screwing you're getting isn't worth the screwing you're getting." Im sorry...Im a bit more gruff than most people.
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Im hornier than a Two Peckered Billy Goat.
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like a bat out of Iowa, And when asked "what's up?" I usually respond with "the sky, Roddenberry's remains’, and small children on caffeine that have just been given a puppy before being sent to bed"
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I'm so hungry I could eat the south end off a northbound mule. I'm as nervous as a cat in a room full of rocking chairs. He's as dumb as a sack of hammers.
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That will happen right after the monkeys fly out of my *ss!
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im so thirsty i could suck the puss out the the abscess of an infected camels armpit.
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Conscience: What hurts when everything else feels so good. Forgive your enemies, but remember their names. Gravity is a myth, the Earth sucks. Honesty is the best policy. But insanity is a better defense.
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I'm so drunk, I could slap the lips off a chicken with my eyes closed.
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I love you, without you and potatoes we wouldn't have french fries.
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Don't look at me in that tone of voice it smells a funny colour!
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My dad always said: I'm so hungry I could eat the rear end off of a rag doll! BUT, the worst I've ever heard: I'm so hungry I could eat the crotch out of a menstruating skunk! I usually reply "I think i just lot my appetite!"
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Verminous Missouri Scum! (the Outlaw Josey Wales)
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My dad always said: I'm so hungry I could eat the rear end off of a rag doll! BUT, the worst I've ever heard: I'm so hungry I could eat the crotch out of a menstruating skunk! I usually reply "I think i just lot my appetite!"
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i once said i would eat the grass :D :D :D Needless to say my parents were not impressed!
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I used to know someone, when she got something in her eye she'd say, "I have a truck in my eye."
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face like a dog licking piss off nettles
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i am really hungry and i am really seriousss!!!!!
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... he/she is a meathead with the IQ of a burnt pork chop ... ... as swift as a fart in a hurricane ... ... his/her mind's train of thought is like hauling a load of post holes ... ... the hurrier I go the behinder I get ... ... Pobody is nerfect ... ... even if it is free, you can always buy it cheaper ... ... why is it that we drive on a parkway and park on a driveway? ... ... if this traffic gets any slower I'm gonna put on the emergency brake and open up a used car lot ...
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I'm so hungry I could eat everything in the fridge and still be hungry. (hoping the fridge is full of food.) lol +5
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every dog has his day:)
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