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You shouldn't have created Science then! Or You Made me this way!
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"Everyone I know is in hell anyways, see ya"
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If you are so great, why do you need to be reassured of it a billion times a day?
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You could say something like "Your people never told me" After all is is up to us His people to tell others about Him and if were not doing that than we are failing.
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"woops"
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If I was actually seeing God, I guess I would say "I guess all those religious nutjobs were wrong - I get to go to Heaven even though I was an atheist. Nice!". I might ask him if all those religious books were his work, or if they're human propaganda. Or maybe why the omnipotent creator of the massive universe of trillions of galaxies cares so much about the eating and sexual habits of one species of hairless great ape. But the top thing that would come to mind was that I was suffering from some sort of hallucination or dream within a coma, as a result of hypoxia, stress, or brain damage. I spent my whole life not believing, I might as well remain consistent in my afterlife!
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It's not that there's not enough evidence, it's that the evidence is being ignored.
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Fancy a drink me old mugger?
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I would say: Hey remember when I used to be on answerbag all the time...who was trolling me?
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dude,you have been called by many names, which one do you prefer?
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I would say, "God. Forgive me. But, you have a lot of explaining to do".
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The way your question is worded, I assume you're expecting replies from Athiests only. If I were one, I'd probably say "I'll bet You're really sorry about that free will thing now aren't you?"
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So, where have you been hiding all these years?
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"You should do something about that convoluted crap believers spout."
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Either.. "my bad" or "so sue me"
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"Will you please send me to Hell? If the way your potrayed by the bible thumpers is true, then I'd rather hang with the devil."
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He might say: I gave you My Son, what more do you need? I gave you My creation, wasn't this enough? I gave you My commandments, and you hated them. I gave you believers, but you didn't believe them. I gave you prophetic writings, but you didn't see them as Divine and true. I told you about hell, and what happens to people who do not accept my Son. For those who rejected Him, He will surely say "Depart from Me, I never knew you". This is not religion, this is the plain truth.
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"Good morning, and how are you today...?"
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But, but, but...I didn't think you existed. After all, you never gave us any evidence
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"You didn't honestly expect me to take *their* word for it, did you?" while gesturing over to the rest of humanity...
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"... Awkward..."
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I'd tut and then say what's going on here then?
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oh shit.
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so which god are you muslim christian catholic etc?
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"Golly"
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You had better say "Forgive me Lord." Not try to justify yourself.
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i would say " oh boy , you have got some bad representation down there . !arent you watching this . some friggin downsizing is needed here . sent me back , i'll set them straight . ;-)
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Hmmm good question. Not as good a question as what religious people are going to do when they die and realise they have been brainwashed for their entire life. I only wish i was there to say i told you so.
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weres the bar
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About that atheism thing, you really didn't take me seriously, did ya? +5
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