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Patti jo
ANSWERS: 100
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I would rather wring his neck.
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Straight after coming out from the toilet and not washing my hands i would!
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Why not, has $100,000.000 in between. You Benjamin the middle of all this. I don't become a crony for cheap. If I showed up to his place on a scooter, I would need at least $250,000, if you pardon me, to shake his hand.
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I would only shake his hand because of his presidential status, not because I worship the guy or anything.
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abso-motherf***in-lutely not
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maybe I'd stink palm him....
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maybe I'd stink palm him.... with a fake hand.
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I would shake his hand...then I would wash my hand for 3 hours.
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Of course. He is a head of state.
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No, I wouldn't, and I'd hope there were some media people to catch it on tape then air it, then some dude would take it and put it on the internet, and people would make hilarious montages and put little captions on the photo with poor spelling, and it would be HILARIOUS!
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Sure, just show me the way to the nearest washroom first. I have it on very good authority that he picks his nose, and do you know many diseases one can contract from monkey snot? (56, for those of you who were wondering)
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Only if I had one of those hand buzzers.I would love to see the expression on his face,I mean the one he always has.
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Certainly! I carry antibacterial hand cleanser with me.
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LOL no i wouldnt. Id leave him there stood with his hand out so he gets all embarrased! He isnt worth a hand shake!
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Yes. It would be an honor.
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Of course! Why are people so disrepectful?
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Of course! Why are people so disrepectful?
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Absolutely, Now, I might whisper something to him as I was shaking.....
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Of course I would.
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i would for sure
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I would not.
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Yeah, even though I don't like him
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Yes I would. Sadly, I believe he is doing the best he can under very difficult circumstances.
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I would shake his hand most definetly. Right or wrong, at least you know where he stands.
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Yes
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Only if I get to perform 'enhanced interrogation' upon him afterwards....:-P...
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no he`s got chimp like hands
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Only If I could use My Kung-Fu Moves and Do Like that weird Slam thing! KACHOW!
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Yes, why not?
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george w.bush yes jane fonda? no hillary clinton?no ronald mcdonald?yes
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Absolutely why wouldn't anyone want to shake the hand out of respect of the President. Just cause some of you despise him don't mean you have to be downright rude to the man.
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I have no interest in knowing him. I'm sure he has a little interest in me.
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Sorry no. I can't shake hands with someone i totally disrespect. If everyone smiles and shakes his hand he'll think he's going about everything the right way. Which, he isn't.
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Only if he washed them... :D
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If by doing so, I could shake some sense into his head.....maybe, yeah!
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Absolutely NOT!!! Why would anyone want to shake hands with a lier & crook.
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not willingly. I just can't bring myself to respect someone who doesn't show respect or concern for all of the citizens in his country. If his administration wasn't so full of corruption and scandal, if he didn't lie to the citizens all the time, if he didn't try to amend the Constitution to prevent millions from having rights, if he didn't try to mix religion and politics and if he didn't make this country look so foolish...maybe I would willingly shake his hand.
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butt of course after i go poop and forget too wash up
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Yes,I may not agree with him but I respect the office he holds!!!!!!!!
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Of course I would shake his hand. I would also have a lot of questions to ask him.
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Well, i'm not american, however i would shake his hand for one reason. For showing the british public just what a brown noseing little weasle of a man Mr Blair was. Then I would like very much to punch him in the head. Honesty is the best policy. Not a big fan of either men as I lost two close friends in the war. Not Impressed
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Yes, I would.
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Sure i'd like to.
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I'd rather shake his head... like that is going to work...:P
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wouldn't touch him with a ten foot pole. he is utterly despicable. the reason why i wouldn't shake his hand is because that would show that i agree with him or respect him which i do not on any level or in any sense of the word.
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I don't like him, but probably yes, I would
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Yes I would. I might not like him or the job he has done, but I do have respect for the position he holds and as such would show him the level of respect deserved by someone in that position.
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Yes, he had the right ideas but totally the wrong way of going about it.
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HELL NO..I would rather die than touch the hand of the anitchrist pig thats been disregarding the wishes and well being of not only Americans but people all over the world for eight grueling years! It's not about respect anymore, it's about self-respect.
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Sure, why not?
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I'd smack him with my hand 3 Stooges style.
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sure he is human, he did what he thought was right.
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I didn't know monkeys could shake hands......
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It would matter less to him then it does to me that I can't. He is still wetting his hands with blood. Not Going to do it wouldnot be prudent.
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No, I doubt that I could even look him in the eyes. I'd be deathly afraid to have that man's energy anywhere near me, poor angry dry-drunk(or maybe wet drunk...)that he is...I'm glad I'll never be in the same room as he. He has brought great shame upon our country, it will be generations before our nation recovers from the destruction which he has wrought.
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I suppose so. Why not?
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If i can get him to stand upright!
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fuck no. no no no no no what's the matter with you folks? he inherited a huge treasury surplus now we're in a war from which we cannot retreat in a financial recession suffering from weak dollar exchange loss of moral status around the world and you want me to shake the hand of the man who made it so? NO NO NO NO
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I probably would if I met him. It's a sign of respect.
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Absolutely.
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No I would not. that disgrace to the US doesn't deserve anything.
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Yes, I would still be honored to even now.
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I would, but just so I could say I shook the hand of the first monkey president.
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the people elected the man and then re-elected him pack to commander and chief whos the real fool, Id shake his hand have a cold beer probably invite him over for dinner do i agree with what his office is about hell no, I might feel the same about the next president who knows if i refuse to shake the mans hand then i should disown some of my closest relatives hate is whats destroying this country, the next president is a one term only its a presidential suicide mission thats why al gore said yeah right see you in 2012 AL GORE for the next election is a guaranteed lock
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No, cuz he eats his own boogers.
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only if I had shit in my hand
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fuck no, Id prolly break his face for the deaths of two of my friends, he's a disgrace to America.
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YEs, it's not like he's got something catching. It's only polite and respectful if that is what the situation calls for and it doesn't violate anything I believe in or stand for. He is a president and should have honor assigned to him in his position.
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If I had the chance, I would certainly be kind to him. Nonetheless, that doesn´t mean I won´t show my point of view of how he is running the government in a polite way.
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Yes... Of course. He IS President, and WILL BE Ex-President. Why not? (To those who say otherwise: Whether you respect HIM or not, you MUST respect the office.)
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I would be very, very honored too!
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no. i have had enough of his shit. i am sick and tired of my hard earned money becoming taxes that he just uses to pay the whitehouse or spend on a $50 roll of toliet paper to wipe his disgraceful ass with. i would kill myself before i would ever think about respecting someone who sends my loved ones to fight a war that we should have avoided in the first place. i am tired of my loved ones dieing at the hands of a man that wants revenge for what happened to his dad.
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Well of course I would. I feel sorry for the poor man, I'd be damn if I would want his job.
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If he walked up and extended his hand for a handshake then of course I would. Would I go out of my way just to shake his hand, No. In all fairness I would shake hillary's hand too or for that matter anyone who wanted to shake my hand out of common courtesy :)
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If I was sure he washed his after his last shit. Sure.
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I'd stick my finger down my throat and 'accidentally' puke on him. Does that count?
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Yes, don't like him as president but how often would you get a chance to shake the hand of the president of the United States of America.
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Yes, it is courteous. I shook Governor Clinton's hand when it was offered to me, but that doesn’t mean I liked him or voted for him for president.
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hey wow look what i started......oops
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Absolutely not!!
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Are you really asking if I would be so disrespectful as to not shake his hand, really? Of course I would gladly shake hands with this man.
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gladly
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Sure--I could shake his hand and still have one free hand to smack him with!
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I'd want to ask him a lot of questions, but I think I'd get more answers if I was polite. If I was somebody who had a lot of legitimacy as opposed to some random guy I might think twice, though.
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No, I have enough people in my life that lies to me.
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Only if it was covered in blood and sh*t. And if I could spit in his eye as well.
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no, i only shake hands with those i respect. i respect the office he holds, but not him. there was once the owner of a business i worked for that i had little or no respect for, he came to visit the location i was employed at. he came around shaking everyones hands. i just looked at him, nodded cordially, turned around and walked off. my principals are very important to me. gwb seems to value the same principals i have very little so i have little respect for him. he's a liar and many other things i care not to say right now.
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no, he has poor morals and i have little respect for him.
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YES, AND WOULD BE GREATLY HONORED
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I would just so i could tell everyone about his limp wrist afterwards:D
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Yes I did back in 2000 I could not move deer in the head lights.
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Yes. I may not agree with his tactics and politics, but he is the President. I heard both his parents speak several years ago & they were both awesome.
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Hmm, if I could inject his palm with a (deadly) bio-agent using a miniature needle while pretending to shake his hand... Under no other condition would I willingly shake his hand.
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If I did, I would make sure I washed my hands thoroughly after doing so.
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Sure.
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Hell No, Next Question please :-)
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I wouldn't hesitate to. I believe he is a good man who does what he believes is right. I may not always agree with him on things, but I respect him. At some point, you have to separate the politics from the person, and realize that whether or not you think they are wrong, they are a human being just as you are. I think we would benefit more by finding common ground with our adversaries than throwing around classless insults about one another. People seem to feel better about themselves by doing the latter, unfortunately.
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Absolutely. Who wouldn't shake hands with the President of The United States of America?
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Yes. I don't like him but that wouldn't stop me.
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Out of respect for the presidency of the U.S.A. I WOULD shake his hand. Then spit in his face for how terribly badly he has mismanaged the presidency and the U.S.A. people and interests and image and economy.
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