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Blair.
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A friend in school was called Richard Head - it was the last name that made the whole thing subject to ridicule!
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Peters or Dick( no offense to those who have it bless ur heart)
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on a tv show years ago a little girl sent in a drawing her name, i`m shocked to say was .....wendy wank. poor child.
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Pugh, pronounced Pew. We have a lot of them around here.
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FOCKERS
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Where I used to work, someone's last name was Mycock.
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I know a beautiful girl I work with whose last name is Teats. This is Pennsylvania, so teats has a connotation probably not well known in non-farmlike states, and this poor girl suffers terribly for it. She's engaged, so there's hope that soon she'll be Mrs Lachle, but till then she's "Show us your" Teats.
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I knew a girl named Kayla Butts. What's even worse was that she had a HUGE butt. And I mean big.
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Quasimodo. I'm a postman and a bloke on my delivery is called Giovanni Quasimodo. I'd get that changed straight away , wouldn't you ?????? I hope he doesn't use AB !!!!!!!!
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pimple & whitehead...no joke.
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Shorcock.
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Snotgrass
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Mistyhymen (some swimmer from Canada)/
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A doctor I worked with, was named with DR PAIN. He specialised in pain management! I thought his name was was horrible in this circumstance!
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Bitsch
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The Chicago Cub's new baseball player: NAME: Kosuke FUKUDOME. (What does his last name sound like to you?)
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I have a friend whose last name is "Dick," his younger brother changed his last name because he couldn't take the ridicule!
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Outhouse. (Yes, really.)
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Butz and Barney
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I know a guy named Michael Wychel.
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Issued a citation the other day to a man named........ Antonio Sparklewhite. What the heck kind of name is this? Did he invent toothpaste?
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shacklock, deernose, or lipschitz
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Pusse. It wouldn't have been so bad, but his first name was Dick.
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crapper. from johnny crapper the invented the outhouse/toilet thingie.
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In high school my sister had two friends that were inseperable, Cindy Cundtz and Kathy Cox. True deal yo...
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i know a guy whos name is jack. jack knauff. and a brother named dick darned parents
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There's a woman I know with the surname of Cashdollar. It's not so bad, but I'm sure she gets picked on about it. I also heard of the last name of 'Boob'.
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Dong! Hello Mister Dong!
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I worked with somone called... ...wait for it... Helmut Gobbler! heh heh... ..but my last name is Bent, so I can't really say too much!!
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Sithold.
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Hogshooter. (Is it hog-shooter, or hogs-hooter?) Bumpass. Belcher (an ex-KC Royal)
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Obama..... OR Clinton ..... Bush is pretty bad too.... :)
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Putshaven...
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Bowcock, that was my wonderful maiden name, trust me it wasn't pretty what the kids you used to say.;)
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Isn't there a singer named Bruce Cockburn?
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I had a woman apply for a position once named karen fux..I had to ask how she pronounced her last name..and she said go ahead and laugh it's pronounced the way you are thinking..LOL :)
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annetta dick
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I know a guy called John Kuntz.
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And a guy called Steve Wankling
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Boner
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Went to the grocery store and the cashiers name tag said Hung Long true story!!!
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Usually the name of ANY person that manages to wear out my patience. That will be a name that makes my skin crawl.
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Focker
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Hoar
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I saw on a tshirt the name "Mcain-Hunter." No Joke.
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Clinton
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diksaplenty, not kidding either
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Dr. Meatmaker, he is a Surgeon here in Montreal
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Weiner
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Shaver .. first name? Harry .. lol
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Slutski.
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Cocking
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Hore.
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Also worked with someone called Sandy Clam. Nice!
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oldendolf is a frirly weird last name but my fav. it a sheep dog trainer his name was Richard seeman, "dick seamen"
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my babies daddy's last name is Asmus unfortunatly I decided to give my kid that last name as well. I think both him and his brother were called Ass Face in school
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I've heard some doozies! a gal who's last name is Slutzky then there's: Whitehead Fingerhead Glasscock (a guy) Pugh (pew) and a guy named Harry N. Stiff (yes, really...and proudly had that on his business card)
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Buble. This poor man: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Michael_Buble
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I heard of someone called ...Shaggbottom...Beat that.
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Horney. (No joke, she was the cheerleading coach at my high school.
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ive worked with a guy called luke cockman a couple years ago
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Just watched a movie with my kid's last night called " Monster House"in the movie the old guy's name is Mr.Nebbercracker.
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Wallbanker haha
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"Rottencrotch" (NO LIE)
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i once met a doctor whose surname was spelt Death, so he was Dr Death.
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Lipshitz
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suckdeep (no joke)
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"Masterbono"... hhaha MASTURBATER
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a guide in china was named jenny poo (no lie)
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Ophelia Balls Honest and totally real. I often wondered how old she was when she married!
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A man at my Dad's work is called : PETER SHITTER I am totally serious If I was him I would have changed it!
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Dick Pugh
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Porn and Pansy (thus far)
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a russian with the last name whodyanickabollockoff
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I'm up there. My surname is.... Bent.
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Lipschitz http://www-history.mcs.st-andrews.ac.uk/Mathematicians/Lipschitz.html
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Dickout. Honest.
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Butts. Yeah, must get old having people comment on that.
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I had a dentist named Glasscock
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This kid at my school's name is Tyler Shehe. And there is this artist's and her name is Kaycee Porn(I thought they said Corn and that was funny itself).
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Piernagorda means fatleg
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Dumass (Doo-moss) It looks like dumb ass to me! =]
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Well, your actually. Miss X
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Harlow
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Bllsak kinddof sonds like ballsack to me.
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There's a new baseball player from Japan...his last name is Fukudome!
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Dyk (dick). Mr Dyk
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Tolomeo. It is Italian. In Spanish To lo meo are three words that mean "I pee on everything".
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Anything POlish...I think. Its just kinda hard to read, let alone spell.
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I had a softball couch in high school with the name Perty Outhouse. My family knew him for about a year when one day my mother was driving my sister and I to softball practice and she started laughing so hard that she had to pull the car over. His name just cracked her up.
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Oh yeah another last name that kinda sucked that I've heard of was Loser. It was a classmates I had in elementary school....She said it was pronounced, "low-jjerr."
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Honestly, I knew someone with the last name Balls. Not kidding.
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Ho and Butt. Also one of my friends last name is Zarate. In spanish Zorote means shit, so a lot of people say his name Zorote just to pick on him :P
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Stu Pidasso or Hugh Jorgan. lol!
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Dick or Dickey
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this is an offensive question. it isnt nice to make fun of people's names.
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