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  • Drink lots of water...Like a ridiculous amount of water. Or you can purchase drinks that will clean out your urine.
  • Don't smoke it. Lol just kidding I've heard you can detox with an over the counter drug called Niacin which flushes your system. I've heard some say it worked for them but others say it doesn't. The drug stores in your fat cells so if you are a little thick or hefty, it may take longer for it to leave your system. I've also heard that a capfull of bleach in a gallon of water does the trick but this seems less likely to me. WARNING: Niacin will make you sweat... a lot.. and may cause your skin to itch quiet a bit.
  • There are many techniques floating around for flushing your body free of drugs or tricking the tests by loading up on herbs, certain foods, magic detoxifier pills, coffee, etc. There are more about spiking your specimen with adulterants. But many are myths. http://jobsearchtech.about.com/od/laborlaws/l/aa090301_3.htm
  • UM NOT TO BE A SMART ASS BUTT. IF U HAVE TO TO FLUSH ITOUT OF UR SYSTEM, IT TAKES THE FUN OUT OF IT. THEN DONT DO IT AT ALL. I'M A ALMOST YEARLY WEED SMOKER SO I REALLY DONT WORIIE ABOUT THAT.
  • Very easy and cheap solution. Don't do pot. If you smoked illegal drugs then suffer the consequences. Don't expect help here to cover up illegal activities. *I expect downrates here but I stand by my answer. The truth doesn't change with minus ratings*
  • If you are referring to clean the system for possible drug testing try this site. http://www.stardetox.com/
  • Drink lots of water and grapefruit juice, which speeds up your metabolism and helps get the residual THC out of your system. If you are going in for a urine test do not drink a lot of water that day. Water will dilute your urine specimen, which helps make better test results.
  • a few days ago i turned up NEGATIVE on an At Home Drug Test (for marijuana, meth, amph, and cocaine) after only 8 days of not smoking. the day i got drug tested i drank exactly 3 liters of water. no juice. no detox shit. nothing special. my pee came out looking like water...but i came up negative.
  • Excersize or sauna, sweat it out with all the other toxins in your body. Drink lot's of water to pee it a out. stop smokin.
  • Although there are plenty of ways and plenty of products that will help you beat a urine test (see your other answers for those already mentioned), beating a blood test or a hair sample test is another story. Bleach blonde your hair a day or two before the test, then dye it back to normal color and it will wipe the trace from the hair. ... but the only way to clean your blood completely and faster is by breathing deeply all day every day ... massive aerobic exercises will also help a bit, but not much ... a bit of bottled O2 at a litre or two per minute will help a bit, but not much ... salads with vinegar (or just drink a shot or two of vinegar per day) will do a very tiny tiny bit of helping ... but all of this will only reduce the time from 4 or 5 weeks down to about 3 weeks or maybe at best 2½ before ALL trace is gone from the body. Because urine tests are so cheap, and because blood tests and hair sample tests are so expensive, the vast amount of routine drug tests just use the urine test.
  • Honestly, I have no problem with Pot. I smoke. But, think on this... [how often do you excercise?] If you drink a shitTon of water, and run a few miles everyday, and sweat a lot, your metabolism will be much higher than it would be were you to sit on your ass, puffing on the ol' Zong. The higher the metabolism, the faster your body can clean itself. Every night, I would smoke a blunt with my sister and brother in-law. I smoked a fatty blunt the night before I went in for a drug test. I did nothing the day of to try to get it to pass. I just thought: I stay active, all the time. I drink a lot of (pure) water. I'll be fine" Sure enough, I passed with flying colors. Then again, I'm 6'2 @ 185#s. Very athletic. Easy answer... GET OFF YOUR FUCKING ASS AND WORK IT ALL OFF! DON'T BE A LAZY POTHEAD, BE PRODUCTIVE.
  • You can buy a product from Wal-Mart that is for cleansing water when you're camping. It's called Potable Aqua in the outdoors and camping section of walmart. About 7 bucks and it surpasses all of those cleansers from head shops. All you have to do is use the white and blue bottle(do not use the yellow capped bottle.) take 2 tablets once a day for three days and drink alot of water. My buddies and I do it for work and we havent failed it yet. Don't hold me to that, it has worked for us for about 2 years now, so I assume it will work on anyone but isnt widely known as a cleanser. (Do not take more than two a day!) Hope that helps.
  • i heard6-8 ounces of vinegar will do the trick, but idk will it?? and does excercise really work, i need to get this shit out of me in a few hours, i doubt its gonna work though but help me!
  • I Always Just Eat And Have A Shower.. Wakes You Up A Bit, Or Just Have A Line Of Coke! That'd Be A Really Quick Way. LMAO
  • I smoked last night and I have an interview and drug test on Wednesday afternoon. My method is 5 niacin tablets a day, as much cranberry juice and water as you can handle for the day in between and morning of. On the Day of wake up and do your morning constitutional, pound some cranberry juice and 2 to 4 liters of water....piss an hour before you go in for the test and then take the test. Its worked for me all 3x I've tried, I will repost after I hear back regarding my results from this test. I'm a 6'2 165lbs guy that could be athletic if I wanted but I prefer to smoke the ganj and play disc golf. CBM
  • drink mega green tea extrect it is the fastes way ive been on probation for 11 yrs and never failed a test it cleanses me out in 24 hours drink lots of water too like 2 to 3 gallons a day and take about 30 of the pills they will make you shit alot but it works
  • If you drink a gallon of water starting 2-3 hours before your test after your third or so urine you will need to go like 7 time in the next four hour time period but the fourth through sixth maybe seventh urine will be 90% water cut the amounts of toxins in your body down substantially. If you havenbt used for at least 24 hours you should be under the levels cut off forr any substance. If you want your pee to still be yellow buy one of the passyourdrugtest drinks at your local head shop thats all they doo is make the water your peeing yellow. The faster you metabolism the faster your body will secrete toxins plain and simple PERIOD. exercise caffien green tea (EXERCISE!) boosts metabolism therefor you will clean out faster. That s it.
  • another method for women2pazz there drug test,iz by having sex with me.i go in their,i look,then when i find ur fat cellz.and tell mrTHC to GET OUT!! (ps:answerbag sayz,use commmon sense)
  • i think the best way to get it out of ur system is to smoke a whole backpack full and run around nood sreaming the end of the world is coming try it it works
  • My boyfriend is on probation for 2 years and he has to go piss whenever they call him up. He uses a drink called "STRIP" that he buys from GNC for $50 and I can tell you that it really works. He has been smoking since he was a teen and now he is 27 and has never stopped for one day. You drink it an hour before you have to piss. After you drink it, start drinking water and it will have you clean up to 5 hours afterwards. TRUST ME, IT REALLY WORKS!! I have always been leary about those things, but this one really works!!
  • everything you read is crap. water does nothing at all to get rid of thc. if you smoke alot then you are screwed. sweating is really the fastest way to get rid of any thc. ive heard many cases were stripper does work. the easiest way to pass a urine test is to get new clean piss and store it in a 30 count pill bottle because it holds just enough to reach the indicated line. most tests have temperature readings on them so your piss needs to be in between 90-98 degrees. the temperature will decrease so before the test make sure you have it a little above body temperature. keep a thermometer on you. put the pill bottle inside the waistband of your pants along with the thermometer if you want just to make sure b4 u pee...belts help. or you could put it under your nuts so your body temp will help it maintain its warmth. it works all the time....just dont get caught and make sure u keep it warm enough!
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  • THE BEST WAY IS TO SIMPLY STAY ABOVE THE INFLUENCE OF DRUGS IN GENERAL(YOUR POISON) AND YOUR RESULTS WILL BE 100% GUARANTEED DOUBT FREE MY FRIEND AND HAVE THE WONDERFULL LIFE OF SOBRIETY. ON THE OTHER HAND, MANY OF US ARE DEPENDANT. IN THIS CASE I SUGGEST EVERYTHING 100% CRANBERRIES IN YOUR DIET, URINATING REGULARLY AND FLUSHING YOUR SYSTEM. IF THE UA DATE IS KNOWN, THE "STUFF" WITH THE REGIMENT PILL CAPSULES HAS BEEN A RELIABLE PRODUCT IN MY EXPERIENCE AS A CITIZEN. PLAIN N' SIMPLE MATE, SOME SHIT GETS FUCT UP BY YOUR POOR JUDGMENT AND IRRESPONSIBILITY AND THE INEVITABLE HAD UNFORTUNATELY OCCURRED. PERHAPS LEAVING YOU SEARCHING FOR THAT ONE SOLUTION TO MASK YOUR STUPIDITY SO ONE'S PUNISHMENT OR CONSEQUENCES WONT BE ADMINISTERED. MY ADVICE IS TO FRIEND, IS THAT YOU SHOULD ALWAYS REMEMBER A DEPENDANCY IS STATISTICALLY MENTAL(MIND GAMES MY FRIEND) AND FUCKS WITH US TIME AND TIME AGAIN, WE'RE ALL BETTER THAN THAT AND YOU MY FRIEND MUST EXCEPT THE FACTS AND QUIT FOR THE SAKE OF FUCKIN GOOD HEALTH. MAKE A CHOICE AND STICK TO IT YOU PUSSIES. LOOK, IF YOUR NOT HAPPY WHERE YOUR AT IN LIFE... FIX THAT SHIT MATE. BE PROPAH!
  • THC is different from other drugs in that it is stored in the fat tissue. so you have to burn the fat and follow with flushing, a herbal liver detox is all you need . 20 minutes of exercise or wearing a sweat suite . depending on how much is stored will determine the time it takes to get clean
  • STOP ANSWERING THIS DUDES QUESTIONS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! His name is "drug test tech" hes probably doing a study and there going to strengthen the drug tests, making them harder to pass! "drug test tech"- FIGURE IT OUT FOR YOURSELF!
  • the best way to clean out your system is with cream of tarter and a gallon of water.. the cream of tarter is commonly used to flush the body of harmful illnesses so it picks up the metabolism and you piss a whole lot, mix the tarter with the water and after you piss alot before you for to the interview/urine test run around the block a few times and get to sweatin then i promise to will PASS THE TEST WITH FLYING COLORS

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