ANSWERS: 38
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meditation
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going pee pee
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practicing being a Mime
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Masturbation.
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Confessing your love to a Hamster.
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Serious praying.
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hmmm.. now why would I want to do that.
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masturbating, going tinkle, looking at pornagraphy, making certain phone calls, hallucinating, eating cupcakes, filing tax returns, doing certain yoga positions,Singing into your hairbrush in front of the mirror.
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Videotaping yourself while crying so violently you almost pass out while mumbling random names of imaginary girl or boyfriends you have created in your mind. Please if this describes your typical Friday night....Call 911 and just set the phone down next to the videocamera before starting...OK? Buh Bye now
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Burglary?
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Farting. Taking a dump. Or combination of both, best if nobody is in earshot ; - )
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Private messaging!
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Taking a dump (☼)
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Family business ... no one should air their problems and "dirty laundry" in public. It's always best handled in the privacy of the family home.
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i dont do nothing alone lol now that i think of it i have my man with me or my 18month old LOL, damn never thought about it till now. i gues nothing is best done in private cause everything can be done infront of someone.
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I prefer the great outdoors!! :-)
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Picking your nose!
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Comiting ANY Crimes ... +5
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Changing into your SuperHero outfit when trouble calls.
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Solitary finger discount.
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Killing your ex wife's cat with a hammer because its the only thing she didn't take.
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*ALL* Phone calls! ;-)
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scratching
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Digesting food, ( Private's and other enlisted ranks should only digest their food internally - it's just so gross otherwise,). I think the services have some rules regarding this activity on the books.
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Sex.
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Defecating
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Watching Porn
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AnswerBagging is best done in private. You don't want anyone looking over your shoulder while you're doing this, do you???
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Count your money.
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Donation
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Farting, scratching ones ass and masturbating.
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sexual things--sex, masturbation-anything else along that field
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masturbate
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pooping
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Checking yourself for testicular cancer.
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Things I shouldn't tell you, since it's so private ;).
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playboy magazine, counting your money, picking your butt.
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Anything related to bodily substances or liquids.
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