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Dont worry about not getting your money. Remember: Jesus saves.
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You ain't got a chance in hell...er...heaven of getting it back! haha
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face it, Jesus is a deadbeat, you wont be gettin it back
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Try Becoming a televangelist, those dudes get paid.
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Call his answering service.
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Tell his dad!
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Take him to small claims court, Lucky if he don't strike you dead.
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You don't, dude, you just bought your way into heaven with guilt, go for it!
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I realy wish we had a God, Jesus and Christian hating section so you all could all hang out and hate until your heart's content and stop mocking us.
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Mr PantsFellDownOr you cold go off to a SILLY PEOPLE SECTION on YOUR own....
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Don Gorgeous GeorgeStay home with that cold son
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how do you figure he owes you money?
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Actually Jesus Christ, God the Son, has given you life and every good thing that you: + Have ever had + Have + Will ever have This is what Thanksgiving is all about. I wouldn't worry about the money. With love in Christ.
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Tell Obama. He might be able to get it back for you.
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No worries as his pension plan is out of this world
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I'm afraid youre gonna have to bitch smack him. Yea. He's like that. I lent him 20 cents for a melon in 1963 and he still hasnt payed me back.
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WHO supplied the water [ originally, not the water company ] that went to grow the veges you are eating...Jesus and his father...How should they 'bill' you.?
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Sell your debt to the brainiest child in your street. They are always good at getting results.
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He is getting old. Maybe he forgot. One day you will see him again.
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You're asking for a miracle. Religion only takes money religion doesn't give any back.
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How does He owe you money? just wondering...haha
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Be good and go to Heaven to ask .
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Jesus is not interested in your money, He saves with His life's blood He gave for all.
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Jenny_Rizzo
Wise answer.
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As If!
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Don't worry, He will repay you back. Revelation 22:12 "And, behold, I come quickly; and My reward is with Me, to give every man according as his work shall be." Sounds like a fair deal.
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Nah. You got conned, kid. That was just beggar in sandals pretending to be Jesus and you fell for it.
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you need to talk to him about that
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