Did I do something wrong, Officer?
by 
Jay Was Here - AYPWIP
ANSWERS: 31
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Yes you took my donuts
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Hells bells, NO, I just felt like pulling you over for my pure enjoyment.
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Nope..just felt like patting you down..have a nice day..LOL :)
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YOU were a bad BOY!! lol
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If you can still say officer then you are not doing enough wrong! Happy New Year ;0)
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Not yet, but step into my office...
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That question and the look on your face make me suspicious, and is enuff for "probable cause" search of your vehicle. get out of your car and put your hands on the trunk. Is there anything in your pockets that will cut or stick me? Whats in that cup in the holder there? You been drinkin son? You're in a heap o'trouble boy. And you can forget your Mirandizing. You smell like a dirty hippie and your eyes are road maps. I'm takin you downtown. Watch your head.
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Going SIxty in a 45. <snicker>
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Do you know your Miranda Rights?
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Let me check you from top to bottom!
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You tell me. When I told you to go set in my car. I meant in the back set. I never told you to get into the drivers set & take off when I was out there trying to control traffic in this ice storm. I turn around & see my car cutting donuts on ice & doing figure eights in a 4-way stop. What do you think I should do about it?..LOL
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No. Just wanted to check out this new taser... *Dangerously advances towards you with it, then abruptly stops.* ...come on, let's go find a cow! ^_^
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Yes. And we'll talk about that in a minute....
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Not that I know of,..but anytime I see somebody in a clown suit on a Harley and wearing a parachute this close to the Grand Canyon...I am always curious.
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No, but the officers think I did.
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Of course not. This is "surprise Good Driver day". We have been watching you for 5 miles and in every situation you did the right thing, the courteous thing. Today we reward the good drivers. Your reward is a VISA gift card for $100 to spend! Enjoy it! Happy New Year's Eve Day! :) ((hugs))
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Wow .., told ya , crashing a party never suited ya :) !
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Yes...Now go home and don't lose those handcuffs...See you later... :P
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Absolutely not. Just tapping you on the shoulder to help us out with our next fundraising drive. We need you to stand out at the road side near our Fire Station holding one of our big, black boots .. and collect money from passing cars. (Officer taps pen on ticket pad) Now .. you don't have any objections to helping out us this coming saturday, do you? :)
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Yeah, you drank my coffee!
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Might have to turn you over my knee and spank you...lol
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i am not sure, please blow on this breathalizer
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Yes you did, Now Up against the wall and Spreadem. Coed law enforcement, Gotta love it.
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no I'm just beiong my typical arrogant self and hassling you just because i enjoy it
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well no not exactly ~ i just felt like wasting a few minutes and thought i'd waste them with you :)
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Probably sopmething about sleep. seems like thats all I did last 2 days!
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Seems Like all I ever do is sleep think that s why when I get home I unwind on here
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Well that depends on whether you can explain how your car got on the top of this tree..especially with you still sitting in it Harry..
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wow and you still have the guts to ask :P serioulsy you know what you did haha.
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........because I plan on it?
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Yes, I saw you throw a cat out of you car window. I'm going to fine you for kitty litter.
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