• If you mow your lawn and find an automobile...
    • Linda Joy
      that's what I was going to say! Lol
  • Your school fight song was "Dueling Banjos". You think "loading the dishwasher" means getting your wife drunk. Your mother has "ammo" on her Christmas list. The taillight covers of your car are made of red tape.
    • Mr PantsFellDown
      LOL. If yew hev more than 5 dogs on yore porch...yew mite be a rid neck.
    • Linda Joy
      That's 'dawgs', not dogs lol
  • You've ever been involved in a custody fight over a hunting dog. The primary color of your car is bondo you see no need to stop at a rest stop 'cause you have an empty milk jug. the dog can't watch you eat without gagging. you have a hefty bag where the window of your car should be. your brother-in-law is also your uncle. You've ever bathed with flea and tick soap

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