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Anonymous
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When one down-rates others for no reason and leaves rude or inappropriate remarks.
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One can only become a troll by completing the following six tasks. First, you must live like a troll. Go live under a bridge with no provisions whatsoever. Second, you must eat like a troll. Eat raw fish from the river running under the bridge, be sure to use your fingers! Third, you must act like a troll. Hector people who try to pass over the bridge by asking them questions like their name, quest, and favorite color. Fourth, you must smell like a troll, roll around in the mud by the river at least four times a day, and smear your feces over your face and hair. Fifth, you must look like a troll. Grow as many pimples as possible, and adorn yourself with trash thrown off the side of the bridge and the bones of the fish you ate. Sixth, you must sound like a troll. Practice your troll accent, you should have a deep, gravely voice. Congrats! You are now a troll! Enjoy living in your new troll-like life style!
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Remove clothing. Spread legs apart...no, wider... Ok, now, bend over. No, further... Ok, now, see your anus? Stick your head up it. Congratulations! You are now a troll (or my ex, but it is really the same difference). *********************************************************** On a serious note, per your question rephrase, I think trolls suffer from boredom and like causing controversy, pushing buttons, and feeling like they have some sense of power. They do this in an anonymous way to find some sort of rebellion against structure and order.
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I'm sorry let me rephrase the question (I don't want to be a troll). I wonder how a sorry sap becomes so miserable, that he/she becomes a troll??
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When one is something like djsmokey or bow2thelord.
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trolss do not exist. they are fiction made up by the tolien witch and animated by demons.
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Sit under a bridge and hassle the Billy Goat Gruff clan until you get your butt kicked.
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When you recieve -4 rating for a perfect answer with no comment or reason. http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/96634.
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Sorry...I dunno much about trolls wish I could be of more help
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Well there certainly have been some very fine, classic lessons here this week. For the sake of our sanity though, we will opt not to replay those examples.
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Start downrating answers for no good reason, without stating your intentions. Then, start rating down good questions, too. Start arguments with people over stupid things. Only then will you be well on your way to Trolldom.
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I have a troll following me around rating down all my answers and questions for no good reason at all in fact the answers they are rating down are opinion polls. It is really annoying and ignorant.
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First of all, in order to become a troll, one must be a high school drop out, live under a bridge and mandatory to be argumentative and illiterate. Once that is accomplisehed they attend a special school to learn how to behave like a total ass, and the hardest part is for them to be educated on how to rate posts down. Night school is for spamming. Not an easy process.
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